“Scotia Looks Like Jack!!” by the Evil Illuminati

Freak by Sub Urban plays.

“Good morning, Lacey!” says the American evil Illuminati. “Lacey…you…look like Jack. Let’s get a photo of Jack up and Scotia.”

“My eyes don’t look like his. My whole face doesn’t look like his!” warns Lacey.

“No! Look!!” screams the evil Illuminati.

“Those faces and eyes look nothing alike!” says Lacey coolly.

“No!! They’re identical!!” screams the evil Illuminati.

“Noo! They’re dramatically different.” says the CIA.

“Look! We KNOW.” says the evil Illuminati. “LOOK!!”

“Do you still find the similarities!?” asks Lacey.

Paint The Town Red by Doja Cat plays.

“Is this song Lacey’s vibe I guess!?” asks the evil Illuminati.

“YES! So her.” says Doja Cat.

They all seem disturbed.

“Okay. There’s no actual, real resemblance.” says the evil Illuminati.

Astronaut In The Ocean by Masked Wolf plays.

Jonah Wiley considers it all.

“What the heck did we do to you?” Lacey asks Peyton Manning.

“Yeah. She’s right.” says the evil gay Illuminati. “I get why I might hate you. …I don’t get why he hates you either.”

TO THE MOON by JNR CHOI plays.

Jonah Wiley considers it.

“Jonah…are your numbers still jumping off the charts?” asks Mark Zuckerberg.

“No. Not as much.” says Jonah Wiley.

“This music is your vibe.” says Lacey.

“It’s had its moment. So your moment was what mattered. …You took your success…a bit too seriously.” says Lem. “Just a bit.”

Later.

“Is Christianity even a thing!? No. I mean…is reincarnation even a thing!?” says the evil Illuminati.

“Are you considering dropping it after this experience!?” jokes Lem.

“Possibly not.” says Lacey, taking a different approach.

“We do not intuit Lem and Lacey well and never have.” says the evil Illuminati.

“Constantine and Scotia!? Yeah…it’s weird to us.” says the US. “I mean…I get it on paper. But…it’s weird. I feel so confused.” they say sincerely.

Awkward silence.

“Lacey…it’s scary how much Chris looks like Honey Fitz!” says the evil Illuminati.

“Yes! I agree.” says Lacey.

“So…he’s outside of time. He could be orchestrating this whole thing to fix what happened when he sent Lacey down inappropriately. He was paranoid about Constantine and Scotia. Especially given Louis and Harold? Or Louis alone!? Or…Michael? …It scared him. Even Elliott might be scary.” says the CIA.

“Lem you do look like Constantine.” says the CIA.

“Lem…you had your evil wife executed?” asks the CIA.

“Yes! She was extremely evil.” says Lem calmly.

Cleaning Apartment by Clint Mansell & Kronos Quartet plays.

“Lacey… you’re I have a feeling very understanding what would’ve happened yes if if you just if there’s reincarnations and you could’ve had your kids in heaven, and if Mark would’ve had to come down, they could just be up there with you. What would you have felt about lame living an actual ‘gay lifestyle?‘“ asks the gay evil Illuminati.

“ Well, I have to point out for people that homosexual who might not be allowed in heaven, but that being said my flaws would not be allowed to have an either if their flaws or sin I don’t I don’t think I would be allowed probably to be I don’t know sometime I’m sorry if it’s not allowed in heaven, that was a very big part of your life and if it’s not allowed then that’s troubling. That being said if we will not be allowed, so he knows what I mean by troubling It’s I don’t want him to be miserable, but it might not be because the Bible is very complex, and we cant safely alter it. safely is an understatement. I am I wouldn’t have been particularly concerned. I would’ve thought, ‘No, it’s no big deal.’” says Lacey.

“We don’t understand that. And we’ve got to be honest you guys are getting annoying! You really are inferior to them possibly socioeconomically and that’s 80% of your confusion. Same thing with Bobby. He- You don’t understand their mindset overall. You don’t understand who they are as people and that’s sad. That’s very sad that so many gay men are middle-class and very few are truly elite. But you don’t understand their mindset. …You don’t understand Lem’s mindset. He was not middle-class. Jack was gay, and middle class. Lem was not, but I don’t think you wanna honestly analyze JFK, which is also concerning. Why doesn’t Lacey care!? Because it was a mistake. It was a mistake. …It was a forgivable mistake.” says the CIA.

“We really want to hate them. We are obsessed with hating them and honestly it’s starting to freak even me out.“ says the gay evil Illuminati.

Lacey smiles fondly, laughs.

“OK to be honest Lacey should buy a tangine. She’s been trying to do that for like years now. And if that’s Saint Augustine and she’s Scotia I think a tangine would be a really good idea. I think that’s just common sense! That’s the food of his people. He was slightly dark and she was too. That being said, I think that’s part of the problem too. Lacey is Egyptian if she’s reincarnated…and she’s not black but I don’t think she’s trying to be not black. I think she’s just not black. But…there’s like a little bit of a genetic crossover between her and the rest of Africa…and so some black people can understand her in a way that American white people can’t.

You know just to point out: if Mark is Saint Augustine there are so many things we could discuss!! …But I’m not sure if we’re supposed to.

But a tangine? That’s so human! That’s so human! It’s like, ‘What about a tangine? You should buy a tangine while you’re while you’re alive! They still make those! And you can buy em’ lots of places! William Sonoma.’ …And that’s so humble and human. Why-why are you guys being so hateful? Is it just demonic or do you have a reason?” asks Amy Schumer and the CIA.

You’re not Chris you’re awfully quiet I think Lacey thinks attention is just a fantastic idea and that’s where you really need. People really need to stop thinking they know what’s going on. OK because your grandson your great grandson Chris if there’s reincarnation sweetie, you’re a great grandson arose thought they were getting a Tianjin to get attention from people which makes no sense. The only thing she would possibly do is posted on Instagram that would be pretty hard to do to be honest, at least it would do these well, it wouldn’t be the easiest thing to do necessarily though because it’s like when do you take the picture before or after some thing is cooked while it’s cooking I mean it looks a little creepy. It doesn’t look creepy to Lacey though who is Percy Scotia? You guys really need to stop because she thinks it looks like good food and it’s exciting to her, no Willy to her it’s like oh that’s good food. That’s good food that’s good food right there that’s up whatever is in there is good food and she likes the shape because if there’s vegan carnation, it’s kind of like it you know like a pyramid, it’s shaped like a pyramid, a Tangi to shape like a pyramid, so Lacey thinking oh I like that shape and that’s good food. I know that’s good food and works like we could get one and we could get one arm then some part of it might look a little sad possibly because if he is Saint Augustine his wife’s not here his wife’s not here is his wife is probably she probably love that wife, his wife’s not here and I have a feeling the tension might be a little painful for him even if somehow Lem’s made a joke out of it subconsciously and sort of said hey it’s fine it’s just you know I’m dead you’re alive Lacey is alive and so is so-and-so she’s dead and nothings going to happen. You know that you know God’s taking care of us and it’s just it’s just good food you know you gotta eat you gotta eat you gotta eat And then Mark things bro yeah I probably should just loosen up and enjoy a little good food you know while I’m here and that you know then I was like yeah she’ll have some too. It’s Lacey’s cooking so you better make sure that she knows what she’s doing, Lacey is actually a very good cook, but the spices might be a little different and so he might have to help her cook with the Dan Jean, which could actually be fun for him but then that’s a warning from lap. It’s like well this might be a little more up your alley so Hey that’s not so bad you could probably cook with your wife subconsciously if God allows that and then there’s not really a problem this will just be a moment for your culinary abilities to shine, which could be a joke between that because if Lacey is hearing correctly, lame was straight in his last life he was straight as Constantine And he’s right now and Mark is straight in this life but what happened when he was Saint Augustine? He was definitely bisexual at least, but what happened with all the men in the stories and all that I have a feeling that that’s part of why lamb contacted Saint Augustine to get help in the early 1980s because I think he thought shoot that’s one person who would have a lot of empathy for me getting it get it getting into trouble being friends with the wrong people, talking about homosexuality getting lost and confused about certain things he knew he knew Saint Augustine would understand regardless of what Saint Augustine’s orientation actually was at the time, so yeah I love was straight market Street now I don’t know if there’s reincarnations what was he a Saint Augustine? It seems like he might have been bisexual, but he also might’ve been straight regardless Mark experiencing Saint Augustine’s life is very different than London, Mark bragged about sex when he was in this life and live very hedonistically and then he met Lacey and he completely dropped all that and became a born-again Christian but before that even happened God has been adamantly trying to get get Mark safety he had been constantly trying to get Mark say it. This is just a fact, he had people literally Presley chasing him down the street to witness to him which is very significant that probably doesn’t maybe happen to everyone and their salvation experience but know that people were very pushy about Christianity with Mark which is comforting because it’s like no no no no no no no I’ll keep yelling at you until you hear me and he did. He hurt him, but anyway I don’t know what Mark was experiencing with homosexuality a sin, Augustine if there’s a incarnation, but it’s interesting discussion that we might be able to help with Norway I don’t know why America can’t have that discussion.” says the CIA.

“ how do it one thing is Lacey that you would not anticipate they don’t like the fact that you want to eat from a tangine.” Africa says to Lacey.

“ is it a class thing they are somewhat exotic in America.” says Lacey Pantell Banks Billings.

“ you know what actually could be they really might not understand how glorious Africa was Lacey that really irritated you didn’t it?” says Africa.

“ yes it it it it it it it I I’m mad at Scott cell that because if there’s reincarnation, I was supposed to discuss the beauty of Africa and they just didn’t want to talk about it.” says Lacey.

“ you know that’s annoying considering the fact that Scott used to bother people all the time about personal things and then when his moment of bliss comes for himself that he doesn’t wanna talk about it and he just doesn’t wanna talk about what happened in Africa because it involves probably very good sex and it’s just a little embarrassing to have and you’re like that’s what you’re doing to people it’s just good sex and he just doesn’t understand.” says Africa.

In tears, “ if I am honey, Fitz, obviously there’s a part of my heart that did this, because I actually do care about Lacey slightly no for real. There will be a little part of me that actually feels bad for her or at least is terrified of Constantine that big sad Bobby why are you? Why are you a Tanging to get a tension attention who is she getting attention from? It’s not the 1970s or 80s she’s not getting attention from people the way that a boomer would have don’t meet at you know Perkins to get coffee on Saturday and discuss the previous week while their kids stay home and watch cartoons alone as teenagers or grandma comes over and babysits on Saturday morning while the kids go out and get coffee with their friends and discuss tangents. That’s not a thing anymore Millennials don’t almost ever experience that.

So I don’t know what you’re thinking right now about 10 jeans and Africa and Scott and Zelda but it’s annoying to a lot of people and you need to be careful.” says Chris Hayes to Bobby Kennedy Junior.

“ Chris, were you supposed to try to get her to be with love but then it was too hard and so it took like eight years to do it kind of in a way, but not really it was like more like five but now you’re dealing with Bobby and you did not anticipate that?” asks the CIA.

“ no I would’ve known and if I am honey fits the exact conversation as possibly all that he gets yeah I could be a great grandfather. You need to look more around you and observe and not just make assumptions Bobby.” says Chris Hayes. “ you have lots of unusual insights, but you’re not as insightful at times as you think you are.”

“ calling in the nation is like a nation of immigrants isn’t it? What the hell is it with us in the word nation if your honey fits?” says Bobby to Chris.

“ I think twilight of the leafs is me not being how do you fits as much as I’d like to be, and being elite, but nowhere near as late as I was before and also being pissed off at people like Lacey like I plagiarized her blog in that book just to spite her arm so to be honest, I might’ve also been angry because I might’ve been thinking she shouldn’t be here listening to me talking to me where the fuck is her father so then that way it’s you know him the grieving my previous life be different than my current and grieving the fact that her father’s not here and he should be it said that he doesn’t love her but he’s not here where the hell is he where the where the hell are a lot of people Bobby this is not the same America that I knew if I’m Honey fits and it pissed me off.” says Chris Hayes.

“ you can’t use the name honey fits that’s not allowed!” says Bobby Kennedy Junior, very self-righteously.

“ actually, I can’t a lot of people in the media do use that do use that word I don’t like people who claim to be him reincarnated, which is why you don’t make stuff like that up and you don’t say it if it’s not possible and I understand that concept and sodas, Lacey Bobby what the fuck do you understand about that sort of thing I’m a little sick of this some days I feel like I’m babysitting you. What are you doing all day you’re running for president now if you’re not my great grandson, then explain that to me respectfully using actual intellectual Leacock cogent sound, non-narcissistic logic, don’t just throw a fit.” says Chris Hayes to Bobby Kennedy Junior.

“ well, Bobby’s reminding me of Allyson Leonard right now it’s pissing me off so let’s discuss.” says Mel Pantell’s father.