“Red Fay” by Red Fay

Do you see the difference?

I do.

Try to imagine Rock Hudson (the second man) fucking a woman and enjoying it. You can’t. He had to channel straight energy to be convincing on screen with Doris Day. …But now imagine Lem, the first man with a woman and it seems more than plausible.

It’s maybe subtle but it’s there.

He looks gay! It’s in his energy. …Lacey never could find Rock Hudson attractive. She always felt there was something asexual about it all. And she was right. He was gay!

Truly. Look at them.

It’s subtle. But it’s there.

Lem always looks uncomfortable and moldy unhappy. Rock and his boyfriend look relaxed and happy and aware.

And why is Jack always shoving himself into Lem’s personal space? Lem is backed into a doorframe. Jack is literally squishing Lem into a doorframe.

And no! Rock and his boyfriend are…buff…but not…straight looking. Lem looks straight. We’re not confusing being buff with being straight! *exasperated eye-roll*

Regardless…look again at these men. Really look.

The first is a gay man who famously pretended to be straight. And the second is a straight man who people mostly still believe is gay…because he acted gay. But if you’re…able…look at their souls. …The first man isn’t…sexually likely to get an erection from a woman and the second man is. It’s just there!

Lem doesn’t look gay in any of these photos!!! AT ALL! …He just doesn’t!

He looks…stately, handsome and straight. Maybe there’s traces of some gay vibe…but it’s dim. And you have force yourself to take it seriously.

Rock Hudson imitated straight men. It was his career. It’s how he made a living in Hollywood. But…if you read his subtleties and soul…he seems homosexual. Lem…has a hunger…that makes him look more like a ravenous wolf…as a straight man.

“No he wasn’t! He was raffish!!” says Bobby.

“No! NO!!!” yells Red Fay.

No. Lem wasn’t raffish! No! He was heterosexual!

You can’t keep ignoring it Bobby. It won’t go away.

“It’s true. …I look gay. Lacey can see it!” says Rock Hudson.

“No! That can’t be true!!!” scream millions of hateful Millennial women. “She’s LYING!!”

“Hold on! You’re our problem?” asks a gay man of Millennial women. “Okay. That makes sense!”

Silence.

“Lacey…find the energy pinpoints that suggest where Lem was straight and Rock was gay. Because I know…she knew!! And…it’s sad that y’all aren’t taking her more seriously.” says a white gay man.

“She’d probably try to sleep with you!” says a hateful white Millennial woman.

“Oh no she wouldn’t! No! So unlikely!!! …I’m fully gay. And she’d know that. I know…she’d know that… WHY…are you all so damn dismissive of her!? WHY!??” says a gay man. “It’s starting to really creep me out.”

How I Got Home by SYML plays.

“OK I’m starting to realize that Ricky Ricardo has a similar energy to Lem Billings and I’m pretty sure Ricky Ricardo is at least bisexual. If not straight.

It really is their soul.

And…and if people are obtuse or ignorant or determined not to look at people that way they’ll miss it. But I kind of think Lem was straight and this next question is gonna be the nail in the coffin for me.

I mean…I would like to see the images and I think for some people that’s probably gonna be helpful because it’s not bullshit and they’re humble enough to accept that she can read people that well. But I’m a bit of a bitch and an arrogant asshole and I have a hard time being nice to her. I’m just gonna say it.

And…this is where…like I respect what Don Lemon was saying if this is like real but at the same time I have a feeling that Red Fay has some insight and I have a feeling he was headed somewhere. And maybe it’s best not to say anything and Don is right and maybe they’re just too fed-up. Maybe Don’s right! But I’m a little worried that he actually is onto something and that there’s genuine animosity towards Lacey for a socio-economic reason and that the points that she makes for some reason of societal collapse in America are purposely ignored.

Because I don’t think that Putin is quite as sold on the idea of Lem being gay.

…I have a feeling that Putin gets called gay and he’s not and…umm…I don’t know but I find it fascinating. I’m pretty sure Tucker Carlson has been called gay as well. …I doubt that he is either.

Umm…I’ve actually noticed that most intelligent straight men are called gay in the United States and I’m starting to think that it has something to do with the decay of American society in the 20th century. I don’t think it’s the rise of The Gay Rights Movement although I could be wrong…but I kind of doubt it. Maybe?

No…I don’t know but I’m a little worried that it’s more about of the decay of American society which I think is separate from homosexuality and if that’s the case, then I wonder if Red was going to discuss that. But…just answer this question, Lacey.

Did you find James Dean attractive…or did you subconsciously think he was gay like Rock Hudson be honest?” asks a white, queer, Millennial woman.

Kids With Guns plays at request of Eric Harris.

“I found it annoying to be honest. The whole push to find James Dean attractive annoyed me. …He seemed obnoxious to me. I actively had to work not to hate him. …Nevermind finding him attractive. …But no. I didn’t find him arousing at all and I barely thought he was attractive.” says Lacey.

“Did you think he was a closeted con artist?” asks the queer woman, smiling.

“Maybe subconsciously. …He did seem like a liar or fraud to me, maybe. And I didn’t…get it.” says Lacey.

“So he seems gay?” asks the queer woman.

“He seems…fake. And pretentious and preening. I find him obnoxious. I’m sorry. He might be a genuinely nice person. …But I resented being encouraged to crush on him. It felt like abuse to me. …He seems bisexual and narcissistic.” says Lacey.

Rock Hudson laughs.

“So…she had to force herself to find you attractive?” the queer woman asks Rock Hudson.

Rock Hudson nods and smiles.

“She just…couldn’t find me attractive.” he says. “And she really tried. She loved my movies with Doris Day. …But I was always like a cold fish to her.”

“WHO ELSE?!?” yells the queer woman at Lacey.

“OK but we’re going to do the energy photos by the next half an hour.” says the gay man from just before.

“Is it gay men who hate Lacey or just narcissists or bisexual’s?” says another gay man.

“ thank you thank you. I highly doubt that she’s had an actual problem with almost any fully gay man. I think they’re using us I don’t think actual completely gay men often have a problem with Lacey. I think it’s men who are just barely bisexual, but like to identify as gay and bisexual women like Casi, who were resentful of the fact that she doesn’t find them attractive because she’s straight and bisexual, straight men who are actually bisexual, who resent the fact that they’re not as straight as lame because I looked at these images, and to be honest with you I kind of think Loma Street if I using my imagination that I’ve developed over the years think of Lem’s yeah I’m sorry the picture with him an apple where he’s like smoking have you met some of the other ones if I thought it was hotter he totally would’ve been sleeping with her which is the elephant in the room apples ugly she says she’s mildly ugly. I hope she can’t hear me and I think if she hadn’t been they would’ve been hooking up. I don’t think love was gay. I’m sorry and I think if there was a hot blonde woman next to him in those photos he would be very difficult to think he was gay, it’s just it it is really just his energy or his soul whatever Christian prefers to call it because they hate when you say energy which pisses me off frankly as a psychic, but the queen is yeah OK let’s get the list and then let’s do the photos and then I think we’re done and this is where I tend to agree with Don lemon. I am hopeful that the last half an hour did something but I’m not. I’m not going to assume that.” says an Illuminati psychic.

“1. Rock Hudson

2. Frank Sinatra

3. James Dean

4. Montgomery Clift

5. At times Leonardo Di Caprio (not always)

6. At times Jack Kennedy himself

7. At times Ricky Ricardo

8. At times Cary Grant (not often)

9.-“ starts Lacey.

“Jesus Christ!!” yells Grace Kelly, accidentally sweating. She laughs. “Lacey stop!!!”

“Why?” asks Lacey.

“Because! …Oh stop! …You’re outing all closeted homosexual men. …Even if it was only on rare occasions they found men attractive. And…unless you willingly plan to go through all famous men separating them by orientation you’ll be in trouble. You’ll be here for hours! Just stop.” says Grace Kelly.

Rock Hudson laughs.

Doris Day sighs.

“ OK I’m starting to see where this is like fascinating just sick of argument let’s put up a picture and I just have to point out that I think Grace Kelly likes Lacey as a person which is sad because women of the millennial generation who are like Chris Kelly supposedly don’t like Lacey and it’s funny to me. The gray seems to, not because I think she’s Jack reincarnated but because I think I have a feeling that that she understands Lacey better as a woman but just because someone’s gonna claim that Lacey is a jack reincarnated know what other old Hollywood movie stars actually like Lacey as a person?” asks the CIA.

“Myrna Loy. Carol Lombard. Lauren Bacall. …Elizabeth Taylor. …And actually Whitney Houston is very protective of Lacey.” says a dead woman.

“Doris Day and silent film stars are as well.” says Lem.

“So…the circled areas are where their heterosexuality or homosexuality openly emerges. Lem as straight and Rock as gay.” says Rock Hudson.

“So…let’s put up a straight man and compare.” says a gay man.

He looks like Lem! LOOK!!

Lem has a lightness or stupidity or gentleness or something about him. But that’s all it is. Otherwise he seems eerily similar to Sydney Pollack. And both men are seemingly straight.

“This is dumb! Just ask me!!” yells Grace Kelly.

“Was Jack gay?” asks the Illuminati.

Grace thinks. She says, “No! He was ‘straight.’ But not actually straight.” She laughs. “He lied about it to everyone who knew him. …I was one of them. But he didn’t see a problem with that. He was a real scoundrel.

He was straight with women…who he found attractive enough. He’d try to act as straight as he could. …And I guess he did find women attractive. So…he could act straight. At will and at random. It was…hurtful.

I remember the first time I realized he was bisexual. …It was just as I realized he was a loser in general. I knew about homosexuality. Some people did. I was one of them.

And I stopped taking him seriously. Lacey had the same reaction. Almost exact same.

Why? Because…maybe when you’re like us…men are grouped into two categories. There are the men who aren’t sexual and the ones who are. …And…once you’re knocked out of the sexual category there’s almost no going back. Ever. …And I was…extremely attractive to many men. So…many men fought to stay in my sexual category.” says Grace Kelly. “They clung to that distinction.

…Men in my generation are like that with Lacey too. Just ask Elliott Roosevelt.

Gosh…ask Michael Rockefeller. Or Harold or Louis. Or Scott Fitzgerald!!! …She’s not…unlikable to us.“ says Grace Kelly.

And at that in tears a gay perfume follower of Lacey’s slaps Tom Banks across the face and Tom coolly understands and remains calm and respectful as images of a stray, dying female lion cub haunt the gay man’s mind and infuriate him on Lacey’s behalf.

“Anyway…as I was saying…Jack left my sexual category to some degree permanently when I realized he was bisexual. Why? Because unlike Michael or Red he was entirely closeted and cruel about it. He didn’t let Lem reason with him and instead chose to humiliate Lem. Jack was a vicious man. …And…it all made me lose respect for Jack. Because he was such a playboy. He cultivated that image obsessively. And yet…in his grandiose sense of self and manner he was…a fool. He could have easily been bisexual!!! …There were many bisexual men in Hollywood. Actually…Rock was slightly bisexual, mostly gay. Very slightly bisexual. …Cary Grant…was open with friend about his adventures with men. He wasn’t ashamed of it at all. …He felt it was an adventure. Consenting adults. Science. He was…being brave, he felt.

Jack could have easily been open. He would have gained friends and admirers in intellectual circles and in Hollywood that way. But…he was homophobic in every evil way it can be. He was…violently homophobic. So…he felt…psychotically ashamed of his homosexual urges. He had them and felt them strongly and acted on them…but…as the sexual predator he was…he didn’t want true love. He felt superior to love. Even if he felt true love.

So…I started to laugh at Jack in my head. I saw him as a joke. A try-hard, wannabe English, sad, miserly loser. And I pitied him. …But I couldn’t take him seriously as a man anymore.” says Grace Kelly.

“Was Jack gay?” asks a gay man.

“No! I already told you. He was bisexual.” says Grace Kelly.

“Fuck. You are psychologically like Lacey.” says the CIA.

“Next question!” says Elliott Roosevelt in irritation.

“Lem looks straight.” says a reader. “He acts gay. But…there’s something straight about his anatomical look.”

“Yes! …He’s not my type. But…I get it.” says Grace Kelly.

“So some people are doomed from birth to be homosexual?” asks a reader.

“Ask God. If that’s true…we made it something it isn’t. And what does that mean?” asks Grace Kelly.

“I wasn’t abnormal!!!” screams JFK from 1963.

“Was Lem gay?” asks a gay man.

“Took you forever!” says Elliott, in exasperation.

“No.” says Grace Kelly.

“Was he pansexual or bisexual?” asks a gay man.

“He wasn’t.” she says sadly.

“Was he asexual?” asks a gay man.

“No.” she says.

“Was he heterosexual?” asks a gay man.

“Yes.” says Grace Kelly.

Later.

Lacey is not Jack but where is Jack made the mistake of thinking he was supreme grand and remarkably lovable on all occasions by everyone Lacey tends to make the opposite mistake and that’s my theory about the next posts and which I shall interview her and then we’re going to be done we might do occasional updates, but lame really was straight and he really has lost his temper.