“An Interview With Lacey” by Red Fay

Red: Lacey. Have you ever looked at Lem and decided he was gay?

Lacey: Truly looked at him?

Red: Yes! Actually looked at him.

Lacey: No.

Red: Lacey how long have you been sleeping with Lem?

Lacey: For over four years?

Red: Have you been in love with him that entire time?

Lacey: Yes.

Red: Has he at least seemed to be in love with you?

Lacey: Yes.

Red: Yes. So…the entire time he’s seemed to be in love with you.

Lacey: Yes.

Red: So you’ve been sleeping with this man for over four years…and you’re both in love…and yet you still take seriously the objections of living people when they insist Lem was gay?

Lacey: Yes.

Red: Why?

Lacey: Because they’re so insistent and so sincere. And…maybe they know something I don’t. And…it’s all supernatural.

Red: Yes! All true. They are profoundly stubborn. But…let’s discuss that more later.

Look…Lacey…have you prayed every time you’ve ever had sexual contact with Lem?

Lacey: Yes.

Red: How sincerely?

Lacey: As sincerely as I was able.

Red: With a submissive and willing heart to God?

Lacey: Yes.

Red: As wholly as was consciously possible?

Lacey: Yes!

Red: So you’ve prayed over 300 times to God? About this specific issue?

Lacey: Yes.

Red: And yet…the insinuation is that you’re a sinner in denial of God and in need of repentance and that you haven’t heard from God yet?

Lacey: Often, yes.

Red: Are they insisting Lem was gay right now?

Lacey: Yes! Very loudly.

Red: How desperate do they seem?

Lacey: Extremely desperate.

Red: How worried do they seem about you?

Lacey: Terrifyingly worried.

Red: And you’re not wrong. That’s almost always a bad sign. God very frequently uses that channel to protect us. So…we as humans can’t ignore that voice. They’ve got you by your temples and throat.

They’ve been trying to hit your daughter’s temples. She’s narrowly avoided being killed once in a biking accident. And she’s under 10.

Your daughter and you are terrifying to the evil Illuminati.

Elliott often wishes he could blow you all up.

So…Lacey…unless Lem was bisexual…how do you keep thinking you’re wrong?

Lacey: I’m capable of making mistakes.

Red: But when have you ever been really wrong about someone’s orientation?

Lacey: Possibly never.

Red: So you’re assuming he could be your one mistake?

Lacey: Yes. Something like that.

Red: But…how rational is that considering that you’ve read him countless times over years?

Lacey: Maybe it’s just that peculiar.

Red: But how rational is it!?

Lacey: Maybe it’s just that peculiar.

Red: But how rational is it?

Lacey: Maybe it’s just that peculiar.

Red: It’s not very rational.

You’ve got too much consistent evidence.

Lacey: But that could be some perverse logical mutation.

Red: Fascinating. Truly. …But…it’s not very…realistic.

Lacey: I don’t want to risk it.

Red: It’s not very likely.

But that aside…do you assume you’re being fooled every time you’re sleeping with Lem?

Lacey: I worry I might be.

Red: How many times have you slept with him?

Lacey: Over 300.

Red: And it’s felt like the same man every time?

Lacey: Yes.

Red: Every time?

Lacey: Yes.

Red: So he feel distinctly like a man…and it’s the same man?

Lacey: Yes.

Red: In your spirit?

Lacey: Yes. But it’s also spiritual.

Red: You mean physical?

Lacey: I’m sorry, I’m tired. Yes. Physical.

Red: So he has a distinct physical and spiritual quality?

Lacey: Yes. It’s as if he’s here but without a clear physical form.

Red: But you’ve had sex with him and he’s held you on multiple occasions?

Lacey: Yes.

Red: So you imagine you’re physically hallucinating?

Lacey: I’d have to be. If it’s not real. Or something close.

Red: But it’s not replicable. Try it.

Lacey: Not really.

Red: How do you explain the sexual component?

Lacey: My imagination?

Red: But you’re so vividly imagining him?

Lacey: I have a good imagination?

Red: No. That’s not untrue…but…it’s bizarrely vivid.

Lacey…has your relationship changed over time?

Lacey: Yes.

Red: Has it deepened?

Lacey: Yes.

Red: Would you be scared at all if he manifested all the time?

Lacey: You mean if I could see him outside of Illuminati meetings?

Red: Yes.

Lacey: No.

Red: So you’re not the least bit scared of him.

Lacey: No. Almost not at all.

Red: So you’ve been sleeping with him for over four years. And he’s never once cheated?

Lacey: Seemingly not.

Red: But you’ve slept with other men?

Lacey: Yes.

Red: And you feel ashamed of that?

Lacey: Of course.

Red: Do you feel tricked?

Lacey: I feel abandoned but I try not to doubt God.

Red: Wise!

So you feel betrayed and abandoned and left for dead?

Lacey: Mostly? Well…in part. At least.

Red: And most living people in 2024 feel like potential vultures?

Lacey: Unfortunately for them, yes.

Red: They’ve acted like that in regard to you, unfortunately.

Lacey…how do explain Lem’s apartment or Elliott’s voice?

Lacey: I’ve shared that…and people don’t seem to think it matters.

Red: Like your legal husband and the supposed Illuminati?

Lacey: Yes.

Red: How do they explain it away?

Lacey: I tapped into something? Like someone else’s consciousness.

Red: That’s stupid.

How could Elliott’s voice be part of a human collective consciousness?

Lacey: They don’t explain. They’re just very sure of themselves.

Red: Both Bill Gates and Bobby?

Lacey: Yes.

Red: Well…as far as you know.

Umm…hearing a disembodied voice in any given way…spot on…before you’ve heard it before has no explanation. How could a consciousness conjure him?

Lacey: I don’t know. I’m determined to rule out all possibilities.

Red: How do you explain this conversation? It’s like we’re talking on the phone. Or on FaceTime.

Lacey: My imagination?

Red: You know that’s a little…uncomfortable to assume…at all?

Lacey: Maybe.

Red: We have a lot of report. …Almost as if we’re subconsciously…in harmony. And that’s a very different experience from the one you’ve had with most living people. …It must be weird getting along with someone so easily?

Lacey: Yes.

Red: Is that part of the problem?

Lacey: What problem?

Red: The reason why you hesitate to take us seriously?

Lacey: Yes.

Red: I wondered. Obviously. …Seems to good to be true. Like you’re imagining friends.

Lacey: Exactly!

Red: But…that’s normal. You’re not really a weird person. You know? And…you’re not schizophrenic. So…

And actually…we always did get along with you better. Didn’t we?

Lacey: Yes. Maybe?

Red: We did.

This conversation should scare lots of people who don’t believe in the supernatural. Because our conversation sounds out of place in 2024 but you don’t mean for it to. You’re just being yourself.

Say…who showed you Lem’s apartment?

Lacey: I don’t know. Maybe him?

Red: I think he tried to show his house too.

Lacey…how many times have you slept with him in his apartment?

Lacey: Dozens.

Red: Lacey…if that’s Lem…he’s certainly not gay now. Or no? What’s he like?

Lacey: Compared to?

Red: Any man who you’ve been with.

Lacey: He’s…quite fantastic.

Red: Fair enough. So he’s better than most?

Lacey: Yes.

Red: And it’s all heterosexual?

Lacey: Yes.

Red: Does he ever seem disappointed or unsatisfied?

Lacey: No! Well…no. I think at times…I start to worry he’s not happy when we’re done being done. But…then I’m interrupted and told he’s gay. And…my mind gets confused. And then I recall reality. And I’m fine. …But…it’s disorienting.

Red: So you’re constantly bullied about Lem?

Lacey: Yes.

Red: You’ve never been left alone and allowed to be happy?

Lacey: No.

Red: That’s pathetic.

It’s jealous and paranoid closeted gay bisexuals who hate you most? Men like Jack? Who can’t allow for society to see through veneers and look for actual identities. God bless them. They want the privilege and social patina of being straight but they aren’t.

It’s not about what’s right or wrong. That’s quite separate nowadays. At least for now.

There’s a reason I wanted to write a post earlier. Maybe I still will. We’ll see.

Anyway…Lacey…sweetie..it makes no sense. You can’t explain being given a tour of Lem’s apartment…and hearing Elliott’s voice before either information pieces were given to you. That’s impossible. There is no scientific explanation for those events outside of the existence of a supernatural reality.

Love…something abnormal is happening to you. And you need to face it.

Lacey: It’s so easy to dismiss. Just because that’s what feels…moral somehow.

Red: But that’s not sane.

Lacey: Why is my mind being so slow?

Red: You’re under severe stress and pressure and attack. Daily.

Lacey: I want to say, “But that’s no excuse!”

Red: Yes.

Lacey: I can’t get that out of my head.

Red: That you never have a good excuse. Ever?

Lacey: Yes.

Red: That’s how you were treated and your natural predilection.

Lacey: I hope everything is okay?

Red: Yes. That’s always your natural reaction. To protect everyone. …Lots of women who were loving in your generation were that way.

Anyway…Lacey…you’ve been sleeping with Lem. And he’s told you he wasn’t gay?

Lacey: It’s sometimes hard to hear.

Red: Let’s try to hear it again then.

Lem: Lacey…I wasn’t gay.

Lacey…I…was…heterosexual.

Red: We’re going to keep working on it.

But please try to understand that it’s not normal. Alright, dear?

Ethel: I think they’re both just nuts. Both Lacey and Lem.