Jack dances. He’s found a recording of Kesha and likes it too. He dances to Kesha in 2030 after all women and children and Africa and Wall Street and all living beings other than humans are all dead.
He’s still so damn happy. Why? Because Lem sucked his cock until he orgasmed and he thought it would last for eternity. Why? Because he’s a malignant narcissistic nitwit. And Lem was probably straight. So…he didn’t actually enjoy it at all necessarily and he was never in love with him necessarily at all either.
“Then I’m full of shit!?!?” asks Bobby in absolute shock. He’s completely serious. He really “believes in himself.”
“Hey! Why aren’t we sad?” asks Joe Kennedy I of his brother in 2030.
Bobby laughs. “Women are all the same. Stupid. Weak. And ugly.”
“Yeah. But Marilyn wasn’t that bad.” says Joe I.
“Yeah. But she had boobs.” says Bobby Kennedy Junior.
“Yeah. But men can suck your cock too.” says Joe I.
“Yeah! I know.” says Bobby Kennedy Jr..
“Hmm. So…I think we’re fine.” says Joe eating pizza.
“Yeah. It’s gonna be chill.” says Bobby.
Joe Kennedy I sloppily eats the rest of his pizza and practically oinks.
Bobby laughs. He’s got plans.
He’s going clubbing!!!
Wow!!!
Keen to Cross the Pond 