Perverse French People VII

Die Young by Kesha plays.

“Quick question: If we literally steal everything from Lacey how are we going to control her?” asks Kesha.

“I don’t know. I don’t care.” says Chris Hayes, thinking he’s being incredibly shrewd and so clever. He’s not a Rockefeller. He just channeled Michael. He isn’t Michael.

“Umm. So…Chris…she’s a real entity…so…how do we control her?” asks Kesha from the grave.

It’s 2030.

“That’s not important.” says Chris. He giggles. Bobby is tickling him.

Promiscuous by Nelly Furtado plays for Chris and Bobby.

Chris looks a bit like Lem. But he’s Irish. And him and Bobby get along really well.

Actually Promiscuous plays really loud in the newly remodeled Kennedy Estate.

The house above replaces this:

In 2030.

Why?

Because Bobby likes it.

And Jack believes Lem designed it. Because Lem smiled too convincingly.

Pretty Girls Walk by Big Boss Vette plays as a ugly-ass Kennedy sister ghost shakes her ugly ass and Elmer’s Glue face (all Kennedy women have that hideous face, even Ethel. They look inbred and gross.) thinking Lem there for her ass.

She could be there for hundreds years waiting for Lem. She’s almost too dumb to exist possibly in that area of herself. It’s a fart of her father’s ego she hangs on to to believe she’s really pretty, when she’s below average at best.

Lacey would try to help her but the Kennedy sister (Pat, Eunice, or Jean?? or all of them?) is in love with Lem and is determined to make him happy. She used to rape him slightly and because he was so sex starved he’d unintentionally smile as a bodily reaction he had no control over. Jack noticed but was too fucked-up narcissistically to cognitively understand it so he just laughed it off and made it about him.

And at that in 2030 France kills itself.

Because it’s true…possibly.

And at that all of the remaining American old money kills itself.

Anyway…Lacey would help the dead ghosts of the Kennedy sisters but they insist like Jack that Lem was in love with them. And they’re too stupid and stubborn and evil to accept otherwise, even from God.

“I didn’t enjoy being grinded. Is that what you’d call it? Grinded? She used to stick her ass in my crotch. And it was…gross. But she was a woman and so I’d smile. And feel raped. It was Hell. There are pictures of it.

They were ugly women.

But they truly didn’t ever seem to cognitively understand that. I think they genuinely thought they were victims of some conspiracy…and that their father’s money should have been enough to make them hot.” says Lem.

And at that huge swaths of the America South commits suicide. In 2030.

No Diggity by Blackstreet plays.