“A Day In The Life II” by Lem Billings

April 2023

AirBNB: $1,000

Snacks: $30

Perfume: $400

Car: Audi

Remodeling: $50,000

New Clothes: $2,000

Song of the day: Drive by Warpaint

So! Casi! How about you?

“I spend $200 on perfume and…almost nothing else.” says Casi.

“So you spend all of your government money on perfume?” asks Lacey.

“Yes!” says Casi.

“WHAT IN HELL MADE YOU THINK LACEY DID TOO!?!?” yells Lem.

“Okay. It makes no sense.” she admits.

“So then why did you perversely allow yourself to think that?” asks Lem. “YOU’RE INTELLECTUALLY, COGNITIVELY PERVERSE.”

“So are we.” says JP Kennedy about his whole damn family.

“Is it perverse and peasant-like?” asks Chris Hayes.

“Yes!” says Prince Philip.

“Chris they…baby you way too much.” says Diego.

“Yeah!!! Why!??” asks Elizabeth Dole.

“Maybe we’re perverse too.” says MSNBC.

“She clearly thought Lacey would feel…incredibly sorry for her!” says an Illuminati member about Casi.

“She’s SUPPOSED TO!” says Casi. “I have a fucking right to it!”