“You really did kill my uncle no Bobby and I if there’s no Libonatti or starting to realize love that you really might’ve killed Jack and then thought we were total psychopaths. I don’t think anyone in the family thought that you necessarily at least consciously were the one who did it, but I wonder if all of us had the sense That someone from within had betrayed us.
my gut sense is that it wasn’t as effective as it was supposed to be and that you regret it? is that true?” asks Joe Kennedy I.
“ are yes if I killed your uncle, I regret it very much so him it’s not that I didn’t wanna kill him or that in many ways I am not still sadly enjoying the thought of him being shot, but that being said if he did die at my hands to some degree no it was not effective and then there’s some people who thought it would be effective to kill your father that if they killed your father, it would get rid of any other problems not just with me psychologically but with lots of people, your family was very toxic and destructive I would be intrigued to see what would see what would happen if Bobby won the presidency, it would be the end of a lot of things in America. You guys are very active people you don’t take no for an answer I need to come obsessive potentially and so it can be helpful with stuff for some through some things possibly at times, but then but then, but then, with a lot of other things, it’s not quite so helpful um, so my gut sense is that you guys really are a problem and that it wasn’t gonna go away with killing your father or killing your uncle and Lacey could’ve told me that if Lacey had been there she would’ve told me and everyone else I don’t know where everyone was that could’ve even told you know what the queen of England called could’ve told us that Queen Elizabeth herself if we asked her would’ve said that isn’t gonna help anything but she didn’t. We didn’t ask her she didn’t get to say anything no British person necessarily did him and so who really regrets it for us if I had anything to do with it because no killing you guys and that way didn’t it was not effective, we needed to find a way to actually do mobilize your people in the mind of the public and in your own minds to take you out of the public spotlight and put you back where you belong so to speak, which is in the upper middle class maybe but then not you know not in a public position where you could inflict harm on people and if Bobby is done good things for the environment that’s great maybe people have done some good but at the same time why are you doing that? Do you actually care about people or do you feel guilty because you know that you’re problematic people and that you really are far more parasitic and invasive than a lot of people realize.” says Lem.
“ I am so yes Joe I regret it I regret not just having a wife to screw and take off to France with me but no I didn’t have that because my life is was hell I lived in hell and now Lacey‘s in Helen, so I’ve been hell with her it’s been real fun. The American experience has been a real blast for Lacey and I for stars do you recommend I’m being sarcastic if there’s reincarnation no, we do not recommend him watch out you might be as close to hell as you can possibly be without actually going there.” says Lem.
“ oh, OK does Lacey like ouds?” asks Mr. Cologne 76.
“ ha that’s funny yes, of course she does. If there’s reincarnational, she probably wore that stuff every day practically or something I don’t know right now I might now, but yeah, she does like goods whether there’s reincarnation or not she does like rude but good rude. She smells the rotten in the mood if it’s not good, that bothers her very very much, so no good dude. Yes, bad oud yeah, take it or leave it. It’s kind of like lutefisk to be honest.” says Lem.
“ I could see that now that makes sense.” says his wife.
“ so you came here thinking that you have lots of jolly happy conversations with Black people who you would have a wonderful relationship with and that you teach all the white people to be far more good and normal and loving towards all the Black people if there’s reincarnation you to really came here to try to be helpful?” says Mr. Cologne 76.
“ yes, we came here to bring the kingdom of heaven to earth a if there’s reincarnation in the Bible, Dr. Moritz was educated at Cambridge were British aristocrats well, at least I don’t like calling ourselves that because we’re not really necessarily even recorded although if we exist You should be able to find us probably somewhere in some family record there should be some some mention of us somewhere but you know I don’t know where it would be in a Christmas card or something radically mean or a Christmas card might’ve been a Christmas card or possibly there might’ve been a Christmas card or that could just be Lacey being confused but she’s she wonders if there’s a Christmas card from us laying around somewhere or if there’s so call a book with from such and such on some shelf yes and Althorp if there’s a book from such and such seriously that might be all there is of us, but the book was given to the Spencer families in the Spencer family in the late 1800s by us as a gift why would we have given them a book as a gift of my father might have if he got into a conversation with someone over brandy and cigars. it be great and then he might’ve said well I’ll just give you the book and you gave it to him, that might be the only recording there is of us. I don’t know if we would be in Däbritz we might just be Dave bought a shelf somewhere and an old book that might be the only evidence there is if there’s reincarnation that we ever existed but that’s it doesn’t bother us. It’s just that’s all that you might find, or are we not right? We are not but we don’t mind being corrected.” says Lem.
“ so then your husband is Jenny with the Saint Augustine if you’re actually this person?” asks a Spencer.
“ shush yes, potentially.” says Tucker Carlson.
“ who the hell were you people I would ask in an American accent who were you? Yeah we’ve been trying to talk about that for about a month if there’s reincarnation with us a thing if there isn’t we don’t want to bother you guys, so that’s the thing we don’t wanna bother you um, yeah” says Lem.
“ I I think I am you need to do like an itemized thing. Obviously it’s supernatural if there’s been carnation oops I don’t know what the hell happened in the Bible I feel bad for you too. This is a lesson to me as a Christian not to take people quite so seriously who are into New Age because it’s like no I don’t care what you tell me the Bible is fine even if some thing was taken out of it, it doesn’t fucking matter. God irons it out anyway and even if there’s something we misinterpreted and reincarnation exist, it’s not some thing gods not aware of it’s Christian, so maybe not everyone’s reincarnated maybe some people are it wouldn’t even matter because it’s still Christianity, we have a very very old faith and so cause there be mistakes that have been made potentially but then that’s where as a Christian you have the belief that gods outside of all that so if you actually are loved and you guys really were reincarnated I’m sorry this Hass to be torture for you and I am I being silenced by God potentially.” says Jonah Wiley.
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