Lacey Worries

Dear Harold,

I’m terribly worried.

Only by Nine Inch Nails plays.

“BY WHAT!?!” asks Harold.

“I’m drilling holes into her brain so she can’t answer me. I mean you. Because she’s MINE!!” yells Joe Kennedy Junior.

“Huh.

Joe this is a waste of time.” says Harold.

“Joe. Why?” asks Lacey.

He has a seizure.

Lacey sighs.

“God…what the hell am I supposed to do?” asks Lacey.

“Lacey. What’s bothering you?” asks Harold.

“Huh. Yeah.” says Lacey.

Silence.

“Listen…I don’t know.” says Lacey.

Joe continues having seizures.

“That’s it the Kennedys practice necromancy from the grave!” yells Jonah Wiley.

“This is ridiculous. I know what’s going on. You’re poor and I hate you and you don’t understand why.” says a reader with conviction from the perfume community. They fervently believe this.

“No, no, no! That’s-that’s- Oh that’s that’s you!! No…see…Jonah‘s right that the Kennedys are practicing necromancy from Purgatory on Lacey and they’re trying to read her and they’re telling you that. See…that’s what’s happening because you’re also into witchcraft yourself.

But your assertion is not what’s happening. She’s not poor. I don’t know why you’d even think that after reading this blog. That’s really weird actually.” says a dead Murphy.

“Yeah I don’t care what that person thinks. They’re stupid as hell for thinking it. And I don’t have patience for that right now. Lacey what are you thinking? What is it? Lacey try really hard.” says Harold Loeb.

“I think I know I’m a ditz and I’m worried that I’m lower class but it’s not in any sort of potentially intellectually sound way.” says Lacey.

“Yeah, it is isn’t it? And you know that. It’s stupid!

Which is why you keep shutting yourself up but the Illuminati doesn’t respect that you’re smarter than them and more intellectual and so they keep trying to get you to tell them what it is that you’re worried about and if you tell them, you’re gonna realize you’re a ditz and that that’s all it is, but they don’t want to know that because that means you’re sexual and I can handle that obviously…but they can’t because then you’re superior to them in some other way that is like Britney Spears right?” says Harold Loeb.

“Well, yeah Lem just asked me a very annoying question and I am hurt by it to be honest, but it is exactly is exactly to the point of the matter.” says Lacey.

“What did he ask you?“ asks Harold.

“It may have been purely for the purposes of intellectual understanding, but the problem-the problem is that could also be true if there’s reincarnation in the Bible. So he said, ‘What would’ve happened to you if you’d kept using drugs if I hadn’t been there?’

And so I tried to think about when I used to use heroin in the 1800s and I remember it vividly if I’m reincarnated. We were somewhere in Asia, Lem and I, somewhere in I don’t know if it was China or India or somewhere in between, but we-but I used to heroin when someone gave me heroin to use like it was some sort of exotic delight.

I could go into vivid detail, but Bobby is trying to kill me right now by suffocating my lungs because he’s profoundly jealous of me and so is Joe, I think. Joe thinks he’s in love with me but he’s not. He’s profoundly jealous of me at this point.

And I don’t really know if Joe was ever even in love with me all that much. I sometimes think he was just in love with me to avoid feeling jealous of me.

I would’ve used heroin for about a week before Lem’s cut me off because Lem could tell that it was doing something to me. That was very bizarre.

But that’s the problem. I am insulted by him. I don’t know what the fuck he thinks.

I would have probably potentially died. I wouldn’t have gone off and had sex with someone like he’s insinuating the asshole.

I would’ve just died. I don’t know how soon it would’ve been, but probably within a week or two I would’ve just been dead.“ says Lacey.”

“Lacey are you honest?

I hate you so much.

But Lacey your mother if you’re eligible was a possibly stereotypical ditzy-hot stewardess. So I think that’s just part of who you are to some degree in this life and it’s super loud if you’re reincarnated and you know that and you’re like, ‘I don’t know what the fuck you want from me. No, that’s just who I am to some degree!’” says Lacey.

“So you would’ve just die died within a week?” asks Lem.

“Yes, yes I would’ve died within a week. I’m possibly a supergenius but I’m also a ditz. Yes, I would’ve died within a week.” says Lacey. “Well that’s not actually accurate. It might’ve taken me a month but I didn’t know what was going on. Why are you always so fucking heartless to me?”

“I’m not! I’m trying to understand. I used heroin. How would you have died within a week?” asks Lem.

“People die the first time they use it sometimes.” says Lacey.

“I think if there’s reincarnation, I don’t want to think that because then I think about how trusting I was of people and what an awful husband I was to let you be alone with that man for a second. And beyond that, though sweetie, you’re not an idiot, you would’ve been very precise about what you used and how you used it like a doctor practically like extraordinarily precise. The whole thing would’ve been extraordinarily precise. How-How- You were delicate. You would have been very delicate, so how though would you have died within a week?” asks Lem.

“Oh, how can’t you just figure it out? I was very delicate I’m not Jack and I’m a ditz. What more explanation do you need?” says Lacey.

“You didn’t- You had no idea what was going on.” says Lem. “You mean to tell me that you would have gotten so baffled by it psychologically that you would have accidentally given yourself too much and died?”

“That’s what I’m worried about.” says Lacey.

“Oh that does remind me vaguely of Jack, Except, Jack Jack would’ve gotten high, never died and take it off all of his clothes and run around naked like an idiot in a way that was possibly equally helpless.” says Lem.

“And that’s not at all what I’m doing. I’m a ditz.” says Lacey.

“But you’re also practically a saint and you’re an actual genius.” says Lem.

“Yes, or no whatever God says.” says Lacey.

“So why would you’ve gotten stuck psychologically?” asks Lem.

“Because if I’m reincarnated…I saw it as a place that I was going to in my brain physically almost on a sort of psychic level.” says Lacey.

Harold Loeb nods in understanding.

“So my brain was elsewhere, and it was actually a very horrifying experience. And I took it extraordinarily seriously especially if I was a Christian. But then, at the same time, I didn’t realize that I was experiencing physical pleasure.

Umm…so I thought, ‘You know this is bizarre but I think I want to do it again even though it’s really quite horrifying.’ And I think a part of my brain because I’m smart thought, ‘I’ll find my way out this time of the maze in my head. If I try it again. I’ll finally get out of the maze spiritually! I’ll unstick myself.’ so then I would if you hadn’t been there, noticing that I was acting very peculiar to. I probably would’ve kept trying to figure out a way out thinking that maybe if I use just a bit more that I would figure it out because I get to know it better so to speak Because I’m a very assertive person so I think I thought OK yeah you’ve got a problem with me drug if I use if I use more of you I’ll finally figure you out they go with your problem is you entity, so are you thing you place I’ll finally go there and figure out what the Hells going on it was like you called for me well it all show up you’re picking a fight with me watch out. I’m on my way and it’s going to be quite the conversation.

And so then that was the eighth that would’ve been the idea of course during the whole process I would’ve been horribly miserable not noticing that it was pleasurable almost at all a little bit a little bit but in the same way that you know walking is pleasurable. oh, and that’s gonna be like almost a bit of a dead set up, not know when it comes to tax, but when it comes to other things at times, if I don’t pay attention I don’t know his notice things like that so I mean not really but I’m pretty complicated so so I didn’t experience that because that wasn’t the point I didn’t know what it was. He gave it to me I was trying to be adventurous on my think I’m polite, so I used it because I was innocent and I was naïve and I didn’t know what it was so I used it thought it was just no big deal. Some sort of you know it’s like food. Oh that’s scary. Well I am not like that I eat the frogs I eat the snails and I drink that shit. You cannot put me in my place as a woman in a way that’s an appropriate in the eyes of God so I used it if there’s reincarnations thinking nope I’m not gonna be scared of your stupid little sword whatever the fuck this is my doctors office.

Oh, and I just kept thinking I’ll get out. Yes this feels good but that’s not affecting me or I was even thinking about that way. It’s just yes this feels good. Who cares the point is I’m in a maze and I’ve got to get out. That’s the point of this stupid experience is to get out of the maze.

So I went around around around the maze trying to fucking find my way out and it wasn’t working dammit and then you cut me off and I thought oh well this is it. This is a drug this is harming you it’s bad and I would’ve thought 000 OK yeah all right fine. It’s bad girl. Maybe I was madly in love with you, so I would’ve thought. Oh no, no it’s his he knows is he’s a man this is stupid I don’t know what that even is. Oh it’s just a bunch of rubbish you know I don’t know what the fuck that Asian experience was with that maze and shit but I don’t have to figure that out the British government will.

And whatever that was to address, I do not need to be concerned or alarmed because the British government wanna trust it figured out and take care of it. There is nothing in this world that they in Christ could not control and conquer and that is true it is that’s definitely Christ him And in Christ possibly also the British government so so much for that I don’t need to worry thank you Jesus I can stop trying to get my way out of that maze lame told me to stop using it he knows best and it was a very weird experience because it was horrific physically the whole thing was just very bizarre for me psychologically getting out and off of off of heroin. It was very psychologically terrifying but because the pleasure that experience is totally falls and then it really is actually it’s a trick of the brain. Tell me it’s a horrifying thing so then, but that this is just ate, I was just shit I don’t need to worry about it. God will take care of it.

So oh then what happened is I if this is real or if I’m just I don’t know God knows him. Oh yeah if you hadn’t been there and I’d use it first, but I would have been using it if you were there but if somehow you hadn’t been there and I’ve used it, no I have a feeling I would’ve kept looking in that maze for a way out and died within about a week or a month because it’s like this is bizarre. I think I’ll just keep using it and I’ll finally get to the bottom of this which is what my will and my mind are saying my body that’s fallen might also be saying yeah that feels good. Let’s keep going, but I’m not necessarily even listening to that and I’m just thinking no no no, I’m going to find my way out of the maze.” says Lacey, in cheerful, aristocratic animation.

“ what the hell if there’s reincarnation that’s actually who she is!” says JP Kennedy.

“ yeah so you have us challenging the British aristocracy Joe, so that Jack and somehow killed Michael Rockefeller to get Lem’s’s dick hard so that he can be gay for him and that the illusion that he’s under because he was molested by Episcopalian priest in America will somehow become reality, because were Irish and we’re poor, even though her with the wealthiest families in the world at that point.” says Rose Kennedy to summarize.

“ I and Jack thinks it’s just his right as my son to sort of perform like alchemy on Lem, like we’re God himself.” says Joe Senior.

“ yeah, that would be close to the idea. Can I ask you something why is it that Jack doesn’t get that he’s not that attractive and that is just kind of bizarre?” asks Jada Pinkett Smith.

“I don’t like the tone that you’re using. My son is one of the most attractive man in the entire world and if you don’t see that then we’ll just have to find a way to make it that it’s a obvious fact.” says Joe Kennedy Senior choosing ignorance to be evil and lie.

“ Joe, you know that shit and that Jack’s actually rather ugly in a way as a man, why are you choosing to not give a fuck about anything including yourself?” asks Jada Pinkett Smith.

“ I can’t talk right now I’m residual energy and Joe is in Hell possibly for eternity possibly temporarily goodbye.” says JP Kennedy’s residual energy.

“I hope he’s not in hell for eternity, and I say that as a Calvinist. I genuinely hope he’s not.” says John Belter.

“ Lacey it’s very hard for some people to be like us. I’m not sure that you understood that they really can’t figure out how to become like us.” says the lady in the trailer park from before.

“ no I know you’re referencing the fact that you could enjoy hot lemon water and not have a child who’s kidnapped and taken over and that you can sit in your dark living room of your trailer park with an Afghan from the 1970s made of polyester that you inherited from I don’t know your grandmother or something that she probably made herself and that’s all you have but you couldn’t you can actually enjoy it you’re on food stamps you’re on welfare and yeah I have a feeling you might work at a grocery store or something and you’re probably a pretty decent employee but you get stressed out a lot and you’re just explaining to me that not everyone can live that Stabley, because they don’t know how to psychologically produce that kind of stability within themselves.” says Lacey.

She smiles and nods.

“ yeah, it’ll be honest with you. I don’t think I have thought that through. I’m not stupid but whether it’s genetic or lack of love, I can honestly be a bit of a ditz, so thank you for explaining that.” says Lacey.

“ oh wow so you’re so brilliant that it’s like an office to you you’re so brilliant in self aware of all of your memories and thoughts and every bit of information you have that you didn’t make the inference between all of that and you know that you know that that’s what it is and that’s real like crap I’m a ditz I didn’t think of that I’m not sure if you’re actually a ditz, but you might be which is interesting. It’s people are so complicated so you just didn’t think to put those two things together which seems stupid but I have a feeling it’s something different than that it’s ditzy so when you make a mistake it makes you seem clumsy or stupid and a very stereotypical way but you’re not really stupid at all or clumsy and that’s why you were worried earlier because you thought shit I’m walking down the runway I’m looking fantastic but there’s some thing under my feet. That seems a little weird and then you crash to the floor and look like a total idiot because you can’t fully recover from it and so then you’re you’re laying there thinking am I dead do I have an injury and you quickly assess yourself do a quick check of your brain in your body using as much of your of your brain as you have left you even maybe sort of gauge that and then you stand up and you think I’m not injured that much and you walk off in this very aristocratic Queen Elizabeth way like my gosh what was that long so your dignity as an aristocrat a sweet woman is recovered, but you probably will no longer be employed as a runway model.” says the woman in the trailer park.

“ yes yes no that is my personality which is part of the reason why I name myself Lacey cause I thought I think someone will get the reference. I making a think that name suits me. I think I’m sort of Lacey.” says Lacey.

“ do you know what I think of her being that ditzy I realize how she knows that Queen Elizabeth is a genius and I can see why Michael is so protective of her and relates to her and and I’m thankful he was a mad because being like him, and being a woman would be rather awful he was very adventuresome, and he had ability to get himself into a terrible situation, but he wasn’t. He wasn’t affected if she would be a pirate because he’s a guy.” says Nelson Rockefeller.

“ you know at some point in the 1800s I think my family had a farm and I would rather be sitting in my kitchen over a cup of tea there in this trailer park. I’m thankful for my trailer it’s I keep it needs. I am a very serious person, but I also have a lot of time on my hands but no I mean, but I would rather be sitting in a kitchen and on my family‘s farm just enjoying the darkness and of the sunset and you know what that’s like and sodas Lacey and it affected us we know how to just relax and work hard and that to me is the tragedy of America and I know a little bit about Thomas Jefferson and it bothers me that people didn’t take him more seriously because I think we’d all be more saying if we spent more time purposefully on farms.” she says.

“ yeah I can tell you’ve talked to Lacey and she’s you’re a bit psychic so you’re partially being inspired by her right now but if you worship god in your hearts in the right place, it might just help me become smarter can you handle that or not?” asks Nelson Rockefeller.

“ yes no I can handle that. I just wish I had a farm.” she says.

“ I wish you did too. I’m sorry that you don’t have your farm anymore in your family.” says Nelson Rockefeller.

“There would be less human trafficking if they were more farms in America.” says Thomas Jefferson.

“Chris did you realize Lacey was a ditz ever in the last eight years or no?” asks Nelson Rockefeller.

“I knew she was a ditz but I never told her because I’m cruel.” says Becca, who raised Lacey.

“becca I don’t think this is Carrie Linn I think you’re I think you raised Lacey Banks.” says Maria Seay, her older sister.

“ if there are some Gnash, I am who worry if there’s been carnation that we’ve lost her and she ended up with Becca. Maria had her or I had her or someone else had her we had some miscarriages, so there are some of us that are worried that she was supposed to be our daughter, and then she just died and was raised by Becca.” says a Nesheim.

“ except she’s my daughter and I wouldn’t think that I would be in a marriage relationship with any of you so so much for that.” says Tom Banks.

“ you were such an evil man!” says the woman in the trailer park.

“ you know I might not have been I might’ve been extraordinarily rebellious and old and old money.” says Tom Banks.

“ Tom, I don’t see how your daughter survives without you. I feel like I know people like you how how does she survive without you?” asks the woman on the trailer park.

“ well, that’s where I am. I am a little different than the people you’re used to. I really am profoundly intelligent and arguably one of the smarter people maybe server exist really I was extremely intelligent and I was arrested Craddick, but I didn’t look like it in public at least the pictures of me that are public look very different than the ones with me that Lacey has that are her personal property of me alone in my house or with her husband or her husband with her with the father that raised her yeah babe I’m dead I’m sorry Seay I make mistakes like that too but I’m talking him. I was thinking husband because I love might’ve actually been there at the time that a picture was taken of her father, who raised her, she was born in 1983. He worked for me until 19 I think it was 8483 or 84 Lem’s died in 1981.

So now you understand he died, and when the picture of me was taken in my driveway, that was an 83 or 84 and it was after she was conceived if she’s my daughter, it might’ve even been after she was born and Jim and Becca were raising her I look extraordinarily disturbed I was if I am her father because I was worried she wasn’t OK. I had a very strong gut sense that something terrible was happening to her but then that’s where people need to take her more seriously.

I am yeah she’s not an idiot, but people like me people like her. I think some people may think I’m a ditz, but I’m a man and so people just think oh he’s an idiot or at times it’s like oh no no hi or oh no I am of him. He’s an aristocratic gentleman who is very eccentric.

But in Lacey, it looks like a ditz.

She isn’t it potentially, but she’s not stupid, but she can be a bit of a ditz I could be too.

Oh, and so I I was empathetic possibly based on that dizziness, so she because we’re kind people.

Hey, the thing is I am she she is she’s not ha ha no she’s just she’s not trying to be evil necessarily and I wasn’t necessarily either. I look different in private though than I did in person in public and so it’s like well maybe he’s sort of a gangster you know, comes from a rough part of town or something, even though I was very wealthy, that’s as a self-made man but in private the picture she has with me, or possibly more what I actually look like so in private, I turn into this sort of aristocratic, looking British gentleman almost oh, and I have a driver who or father, who raised her who was pretty much entirely gay I was very concerned about his penmanship And my friends included Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall. Hope your Bogart was a bit stuffy and I am too slightly so I can buy a house was stuffy. I was stuffy. I’m a stuffy mad. I’m I’m banks I’m British I’m in. I’m I’m English. Lacey is English. That is my last name 23 and me I don’t know what happened if she’s my daughter biologically They made her very Norwegian but she’s not that Norwegian she’s a little Norwegian on her mother side her mother was Norwegian so she’s my biological daughter she is I guess you could say 50% at most Norwegian possibly more like 40 to 30% Norwegian. They had her at 73% Norwegian, that’s not possible if she’s my daughter she’s 60 to 70% me I’m Dutch I might be a bit French and I’m English if there’s not reincarnation I might be a bit Scottish and for some part first for some reason that part of her physical body is very strong, so she’s not reincarnation she breaks into a Scottish accent And some self-defense because she’s so Scottish she’s also possibly a bit German on my mother side and that’s also very native to her. She is German is X just like the back of her hand. We also might have been a bit pression so um yeah oh but I am up in wealth and I had a sister who was you know into clothing, and had around a hot couture fashion, clothing boutique that cater to the stars stick it was called Schicks. No it was a very exclusive store. I mean I was friends with Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall. Yeah it was a very exclusive store, so yes I was into illegal criminal activity but I was also worth about 50 million in legal activity that they often times try to make criminal and wasn’t.

And it’s only legal you know 50 million I was worth a lot more than that illegally but legally I was worth 50 million like I owned a lot of estate all over Minneapolis and I was wealthy if she’s my biological daughter I’m saying we were wealthy she’s my daughter we were wealthy she was wealthy we were wealthy That’s something that maybe hasn’t been said that needs to be said if she’s my biological daughter Bobby she’s in my family she’s my daughter I don’t give a shit who raised her she’s my daughter and she doesn’t know that maybe slightly because she’s a bit ditzy, but she’s actually in my family and she’s my daughter.” says Tom Banks. “ a lot of the illuminati doesn’t understand is that they’re scaring her because she knows she’s ditzy and if she’s illegitimate deep in her subconscious, she knows that she’s my daughter. I have been talking to her, possibly her whole life as she knows that she’s my daughter she was there. I held her Selma used to try to get pictures of her all the time or see her and Jim just refused to let that happen. If so, she knows she’s my daughter. She knows that that’s who she is. If she if she’s biologically my daughter in her subconscious in her mind she knows that but she doesn’t consciously know that and she’s a woman of science and ration and reason and she knows that it’s not rationality and she knows that it’s very stupid to assume that she is my daughter so don’t assume that but if she is my daughter, she does know that she’s that complicated of a person and she is ditzy so that’s where it’s sort of like you have to listen to what she saying because if you don’t, you can get in veryhot water very quickly.

Oh, I feel like Sidney Poitier before he died. They have tried to warn the illuminati that they were very hot water, and they really needed to slow down and analyze things but they didn’t listen and he was a little racist against her, possibly and classist and so he assumed that she was Trailor trash not a woman who lives in a trailer park but Trailor trash, you know like the colloquial Trailor trash and it’s so ignorant, but it is astounding to me that these people are that ignorant.

Oh yeah, so if there’s no illuminati, it amazes me that they don’t get it there’s no way she could be Trailor trash you’re not Trailor trash and you even our white woman who lives in a trailer and works at a grocery store. I am not Trailor trash. There’s nothing trashy about her and she’s not poor in that way, so I have no idea. Yeah she’s not poor you’re poor she’s not poor she doesn’t live in a trailer she’s not trashy, so is it just that she’s white I mean it seems like they don’t know. Almost anything about America at all.

Are a lot of people don’t seem to understand that I was worth 50 million in reality not on the Internet or on Forbes or in Forbes but in reality and I came from a wealthy family. She very well may be Dutch old buddy my relatives could actually be one of the first families that started the United States.

I do research into our family and figure out if it’s true or not you’re not gonna be able to figure it out anymore than you can figure out if she’s reincarnated in a British aristocrat and the sad truth is you’re ignorant because you don’t understand if that’s common there are probably hundreds of thousands of people who were pretty much just aristocrats who have not been recorded in history who lived in England or great wealth Great Britain. Sorry who lived in Great Britain we are English. My last name is Banks.

And Lacey doesn’t know for sure if it’s my mother or my father who are Dutch old money Ritter seems possibly Dutch old bunny to her and she might not be wrong but then you don’t know what that means. The Raiders are related to the van Cliburn‘s will say on the van Cliburn are related to the Vander, Schultz, and Evander Schultz are really the first people there the van Stuyvesant‘s, so if that’s the thing that was a while ago so you kind of have to remember that when I’m talking to you I can’t give you a quick fucking answer from the 1960s after the JFK assassination right no after the JFK administration.” says Tom Banks.

“ I can I just say I don’t think a lot of people can marry her because they’re horribly intimidated by you and I don’t necessarily even mean that disrespectfully but you’re extraordinary intimidating as a father-in-law.” says Tucker Carlson.

“ you’re right it’s been very difficult Michael Rockefeller is not intimidated. He’s a little rebellious but he’s not necessarily my son-in-law ha but he’s very rebellious. Harold Harold is older than me Harold is yeah how old is about five years older than me is a little more than that but now Harold is older than me and yet because if this is my daughter, my wife was so young well not my wife because her mother was so young him. It doesn’t surprise me that she might be interested in someone older not that much older but a little older and so no Harold makes sense. He was a very wealthy, handsome, brilliant man, Louis is a little old too for her butt and so is a Scott Fitzgerald but that’s where it’s like well when you’re a father there, somethings you kind of have to let go of to some degree at the end of the day I like love for her because if she’s my biological daughter, he really is her age and you’d be surprised how many men and the greatest generation are actually not that intimidated by me when it comes to her.

They sort of want to take take me on a bit. You know hold me to account and see what I think and see what they think about certain things.

But no, I am Jim lamb is my son-in-law and he can handle it if anything at times 11 likes to crawl in my lap as a little boy and be held by me he’s my son and I have read him stories.” says Tom. “ why well that’s where it’s a little annoying because really I should’ve done that for Lacey first but he is my son and at times he’s gotten extraordinarily scared away that I can’t get scared because I am his dad so I’ve had to sort of calm him down like he’s a little boy, so no he’s he’s my little teddy bear Lem’s is my little teddy bear he likes it not that way as in Peter creepy pedophilic by he is he likes to be held. I might’ve had teddy bears as it as a child. I I actually might’ve had a very strong paternal streak, and so I would’ve made a very good papa in a very real sense or some people might’ve called me Paul but so there’s times where I have had to hold him and calm him down as his papa’s and I’m furious with God about that because it’s out of order but if there’s purgatory that’s how bad things are.

And if this isn’t quite what’s happening that I am sorry I’m a ghost and she’s trying to understand what I’m she’s trying to hear me clearly but it this isn’t you know the end of the world if she’s misunderstanding but no I’ve been very I’ve been I’ve yeah, I’ve had to hold him Why couldn’t his father how old him possibly because his father has been very busy defending a lot of people a yeah it is a dispensation us or write Tucker Carlson. It is the end of the world. We are in the end times so really you should probably work on that because it really could actually be the end of the world if the dispensationalists are right things are getting horrifically bad.“ says Tom Banks.

“ They’re a Christian she would say that you may have perform some sort of conversion therapy on them. If I was gay I’m not one of them but I just want to say that’s disgusting that people keep insisting he was gay. Is there a Purgatory or not are the dispensation list, correct, what’s going on we have a right to know.” says the woman in the trailer park.

Later.

“ I am so basically why Tucker Carlson did I not raise Lacey if she’s my daughter it’s like what I’ve said I just couldn’t believe that I knew what I was doing. I was born in 1894 I would be 130 years old if I was still alive today, how well around that anyway but no Lacey was trying to do the math in her head but notes possibly that a possible it actually would be 130 the point is though I didn’t know what I was doing in 1983 when I was in my 80s, I thought it would be very foolish to assume that I knew how to raise a child.

I am why are you such a snot to me and Lacey both what the fuck is it about you that makes you feel so self important?” says Tom Banks

“ he has a net worth of $20 million less than your father.” says Fox News.

“ on the Internet how much are you actually worth 10 million I was actually worth 50 legally how much are you worth illegally?” asks Tom Banks.

“ illegally I am worth a problem about the same. I’m used to people who are like you who are really nice and would just be really you know upper class.” says Tucker Carlson.

“ you went to an elite prep school didn’t you sonny?” says Tom Banks. “ why didn’t you get into Yale and join the CIA?”

“ oh, I don’t have a good answer for that.” says Tucker Carlson.

“ you know I could’ve gone to Andover and Yale.” says Tom Banks.

“ and why didn’t your parents care about your education?” asks Tucker Carlson.

“ boy you walked right into that one. Didn’t you poor thing? Oh, I can’t tell you sweetie because you’re a Republican and you just wouldn’t understand.” says Tom Banks.

“ I was your god there’s an explanation and I’m too much of a fucking middle-class asshole to even know that?” asks Tucker Carlson.

“ bingo you stupid bitch he was friends with my father. No fucking shit. He has an explanation.” says Michael Rockefeller.

“ I love you your basic holy cow. This is stupid.” says Tucker Carlson to Tom Banks like an admiring little boy.

“yeah, I know.” says Tom, lovingly.

“ so Tucker your middle class and pushy and so is your father and he was adopted so he’s not even really actually genetically old money he’s possibly Trailor trash because you act like Trailor trash even though you’re genetically so much better on your mother side and your father is not worthless but it’s possible that he’s actually so much Trailor trash but you were just raised extraordinarily well and see you a simulated are in which case stop stopping me. I think everyone should be old money upper class I think that’s how everyone should be so the fact that you and your father have a simulated so well and sort of submitted yourself to Christ is it mirable but then stop stabbing me because it doesn’t make any sense and you’re just embarrassing yourself. Eww.” says Lacey.

“ you’re right I am I am yeah I think possible in the illuminati at this point are very middle-class and really have no right to be in the illuminati Lacey and as much as I am brave and courageous and intellectual I’m very good company possibly at times. I am a great conversationalist. Am a good journalist I’m not, I’m not I’m not old money necessarily not enough. Um, I might be at times maybe or some thing I don’t know but I’m not when it comes to this when it comes to this at the very least I am I’m seemingly white trash or middle-class probably more middle-class and totally misguided, having said I have no intention of contacting you or helping you because I’m that scared to help you more than I already have. Everyone is including the royal family. If there’s if there is an illuminati, we’re all terrified because we are genuinely all too middle-class even the royal family. There’s nobody alive who’s unfortunately elite enough to handle the situation appropriately anymore we were all too Americanized and we were all to Kennedyed.”

“Lacey. If I’m real…how sure are you that there’s a dead little boy in a closet? In Ireland?” says Cillian Murphy.

“Hmm. 70% to 100% sure.” says Lacey.

“Where!?” asks Cillian.

“Some suburb? Or lesser city.” says Lacey.

“So you saw where. But you don’t know the actual location, so to speak?” he says.

“I saw the house. And the closet. But I don’t know the exact place.” says Lacey.

“His mother sold him. And his father had abandoned them.” says Lem.

“Is he a Murphy?” asks Cillian.

“He is NOW!” yells his ancestor.

Later.

“ yep it’s very tempting Cillian to assume that we did this to her we didn’t and we didn’t do it to you either. I’m sorry a part of us wishes that we were that guilty so we could just sort it out. It’s possible that’s how evil this is.” says Great Britain.

“so if I actually care, even if I’m Irish, I’m not exempt from their hatred?” asks Cillian.

“ yeah, probably I just wanna say again though we have we have fucked up so that someone should be contacting her and we’re all if this is real too chicken to do that we’ve contacted her in the past to let her know that this was real we take her to meetings but we don’t we’ve manifested things that she’s talked about in private. We’ve warned her about peoples deaths. No it’s very likely that there’s no illuminati and that she didn’t ask accidentally discover us the thing is somebody should have clear this up with her so she knows she’s not schizophrenic and no one‘s really done that, which is unconscionable along with the fact that we keep sadistically harassing her edit really has though meaning it’s just unfortunately peoples ego and the decay of western society.” says Tucker Carlson

“ Tucker your rights as an Irish person with an Irish sense of humor. I would also like to bring up again how funny it is both Lacey and I Knox are laughing at his misery report, laughing at the stupidity of the situation, but there’s a little boy in a closet white like is anyone going to find him we’re like where it where is it like is it a nice closet is it who are these people that he was with?” asks Cillian.

“ right because you might not know all of the comings and goings of all child hostages you might but then again you might not. I don’t think you’ve always realize that when they’re analyzing the illuminati that there’s some people who keep track of that and then there’s some people who don’t know the specifics.

I almost want to say that it’s an Airbnb because it seemed nice, but possibly only superficially nice. I have a feeling that it’s a place that they rent they made out as I don’t think that they necessarily onus if they’re in some sort of crime ring it’s possible that it’s possible that it’s some sort of it’s possible that some sort of Airbnb take place in which case yes so then I have no idea if he’ll ever find him.

I told him to go in the closet and lock the door of the closet. Presumably from the inside out if that’s even possible, I don’t know if that was or not or someone told me that it was in so he figured out how to do it and I think, it’s probably like a hallway closet and it wasn’t very big. It was like a coat closet and like a ranch house from like the 50s or 60s or something in Ireland I think and and I think they’re not. I’m not sure if these people are even like conscious yet, I have a sense that they’re attics or the fairy and departing and so they’re probably still out drinking or doing drugs in another room or even visiting somewhere else like they’re in some seaside town for the weekend so they left him high and alone in the house, and then took off somewhere where they might even work so there’s somewhere else that him and I don’t think they thought to even look in the closet. I don’t think they thought to even look for him. These are ratchet, careless people in a way so he is a he’s off somewhere right he’s dead he’s in a closet somewhere Thinking it through I I wonder when they’ll notice that he’s gone or if they’ll just think that he escaped even possibly.” says Lacey.

Cillian laughs.

“ yeah I hope there’s a Cuban outbreak of children being found in closets at Airbnb‘s.” says Lacey.

“ no she’s right there could be and I think you just mean that’s pretty awful in whatever way that seems awful so in whatever way that that’s bad you hope that doesn’t happen.” says Cillian.

“ am I so yeah, there could actually be an outbreak of children being left in closets.” says God?

“ so these kids are starting to die and be sent to heaven which is very good and very smart. I get the sense that there are dead people who are evil for being allowed to attack Lacey to know why why are you also obsessed with Lacey?” asks God?

“ because she is a worthless slimy little bitch!” says one of them.

“ is that what I’ve said is that because she’s rich in English or is it because she’s sexual in a way that you can’t be because you’re a peasant?” asks God.

“ I think some of us thought that you had said that in the Bible and others of us have thought that because she was rich she was evil because us it’s the same thing and the other thing to you about sex were like worms compared to her sexually so to us, we just assumes that if you’re capable of being that sexual, you’re automatically evil.” say a group of dead peasants.

“Has someone also told you that I was evil?” asks Lacey.

“ yes Joe Kennedy Junior has told us that you cheated on him multiple times and that you’re a heartless woman who is really ugly I’ve looked at you and you’re extraordinary beautiful so that part is a lie but then I assume the rest of it had to be true, because he’s a really nice person.” says a dead Irish woman.

“ there was a little Irish boy today who died in a closet in a miserable death because of him and Lacey saved him and now you’re antagonizing her and making her think that her husband is molesting their children you’re a pedophile aren’t you not her?” says a dead Saint.

She stupidly laughs. “You got it!”

“ you’re not funny you’re worthless slimy little bitch yourself I’m gonna cut off your fucking head you a piece of crap!” says the dead saint. Then he does so to her and her Irish boyfriend.

“ what are you doing that they’re like me and I’m one of is the best people to ever live!?“ says JP Kennedy.

“ and at that his residual energy disappears into hell.” says a dead woman from Woodbury, Minnesota.

Cillian Murphy laughs.

“ I mean I told them that she cheated on multiple occasions because that’s what it that’s what I wanted to think.” says Joe.

“ what actually happened though Joe?” asks God.

“ I was not a faithful person first and I guess that counts I wouldn’t think it would because I’m a man so when I cheat it makes sense when a woman does is it different?” says Joe.

“ no it’s no different Joe women do have sexual needs. That’s just how humans are made with their adults. There’s nothing creepy about it that’s just normal.” says God.

“ Siri I have a really tiny dick am at a lot of men in my family actually are somewhat small and work bad and bad apparently according to Lacey and I didn’t realize that was our fault. I thought that was more of a theory that she had like one of her other stupid theories. I didn’t realize if that was something she actually observed.” says Joe.

“ Joe even if homosexuality is not allowed in heaven, sweetie if I may say that I don’t think you know what you’re doing when you sleep with me I have a good time to be honest because we think alike. We’re kind of on the same level so when you and I can fight in each other that way physically, it’s probably good so it’s not bad when we do technically similar things to what you’ve done to Lacey somehow or other people to but that’s because of what we have together whether we should have it or not you don’t have that unfortunately or fortunately right with everyone which is sad if I was sexuality is insanity because then you and I won’t be able to be together but I owe but that that’s what we have at least for now that’s what we have at least for now at least for now and so I don’t I don’t Joe I don’t I don’t I don’t I don’t know that I’m gonna be jealous of other people anymore, which is frankly a little worried about them to because I’m starting to think that you’re confused not like Lacey but in your own sort of special Joe way.” says The Sal.

“ I don’t wanna be with a man though.” says Joe.

“ right thing is though Joe that’s where you are right now weather whether you should be or not and you’ve got a sort of deal with me before you can probably cope with being with a woman because the intimacy we have is what you’d have to have with a woman Joe for the relationship to possibly even be real in a way.” says The Sal.

“ but Sal, I hate you!” says Joe to The Sal.

“yeah I know you hate me but you also can’t stop being around me Joe a lot of the lucky strike scenes were you and I yeah the lucky strike guy. Lacey was partially inspired by Joe not so much, his aesthetic or his personality in a sense but sort of his sense of ethics and possibly the scene in the dark room that actually might’ve happened to Joe and I.” says The Sal.

“When Sal?” says Lacey.

“ I can take care of myself I’m not gonna let him hurt me like he’s hurt you I just want to say that if you’re concerned tonight I have a feeling you are. Umm…in the 1980s. It started in the 80s.“ says The Sal.

“ oh, OK. What happened when he started falling in love with me I don’t quite understand your significant others psychology Sal.” says Lacey.

“ hi I hear you. What do you say? Who do you mean Lacey?” asks Sal.

“ it was like we were having this amazing romance that was going to last for all of eternity, but not better than that and I think he was sincere but I don’t understand how he could have possibly thought that made sense at least coupled with the idea that I was supposed to somehow wait for him and that he still cheat with women so I was supposed to be with him. He was going to cheat with women. There was no mention of you at all, but then we were going to be together for eternity.” says Lacey.

“ what entering that time you were very in love I think this is what his family does. It’s a pattern with them. They have a guy like P or they think they do. They have someone like you and then they cheat with women.” says The Sal.

“ the thing is those sell lemon really was straight, so no and I’m not sure there’s anyone else like that. Was Bobby like that or not was tied like that or not I feel like it’s a little creepier than that.“ says Lacey.

“ he would have buried him I mean I can see where you wonder and maybe would have but I think I am you would’ve runoff with a lot of or Michael Oher Louis more even Harold Lowe I don’t think you would’ve stayed married but you would’ve thought it was because of Pat not me this is a thing I might’ve actually been his roommate at Harvard I might’ve died in the 80s or he might’ve known me while he was alive and then I died possibly of AIDS other maybe not to but if I did die of aids in the 80s he he lies about me. It’s like I’m love I’m not let me, do you think people think lemons be be honest!” says The Sal.

“ yeah because of Lemonstreet, and I’m almost positive he is it’s really creepy. You seem like lame if Lem had the body he was pretending to have.” says Lacey.

“ yeah!” says The Sal.

“ oh, why don’t you just take ownership of her of your body in a way because I think you are the love story that they were thinking existed and of course I don’t know that you even exist at all because there’s no historical evidence for you, so I’m a little people keep telling me that you’re lame, but you don’t really seem like that you seem like someone who is Italian and handsome and maybe even looks a tiny bit like them but not much I think cell is your is you describing yourself to people and that’s what actually fascinates me I think it may concern other people and they might be right but it fascinates me because I thought I think you did an excellent job. An absolutely excellent job depicting yourself but then at the same time cell, why did you do that to yourself? Why did you do that to me because I am I am loves twin flame he is my absolute everything really he is. I love him in a way that I’m not even really capable of loving Joe. I’m not Jackie I’m sorry I’m just not I’m not Jackie and you’re not love you’re not some straight man or bisexual matter who the heck knows what who is closeted you probably had boyfriends you probably maybe died of aids and it’s like we’re not those people and hang out. We were just supposed to be OK with it but it’s insulting. I am incredibly insulted. I am not some little fake pretentious Twatt from America with a bitch father who does know how to fucking manage anything. It’s sick.” says Lacey.

“How do you know that!?” asks The Sal.

“Doesn’t everyone?” says Lacey.

“No Lacey they don’t.” he says, weirdly. He slaps her.

“Oh wow.” and at that Lacey stabs him in the gut. Then ties him in chains in a dungeon.

Lacey sighs in exasperation.

“Do you have a brain?” asks Lacey.

The Sal laughs.

“Oops. Okay. Umm…you’re not in love with Joe.” says The Sal.

Lacey cuts off his head.

Revives him.

“So…I’m a little worried Lem is straight and so are you.” says The Sal.

“Yes. Am I hurting you or are you dying quickly?” asks Lacey.

“Quickly!” says The Sal.

“Good.” says Lacey, wistfully, almost ready to give up talking to him.

“Why are you so smug?” Harold asks him.

“I’m delusional. And I’m with Joe. So…I believe some of his bullshit.” says The Sal.

“Well…except… Sal…you know I’m not in love with Joe anymore at all really right!?” asks Lacey.

The Sal looks grim. “Mmm. No?”

“No! You do! Right??” asks Lacey.

“No!” says Sal.

Lacey sighs and looks sad.

“No. He’s…my ex?” says Lacey.

“SHIT!” says The Sal, laughing.

“What?” asks Lacey.

“Mmkay. So…which Mad Men character would you be?” asks The Sal.

“Pete Campbell.” says Lacey.

The Sal laughs.

“As a woman, though.” he says.

“Yes.” says Lacey.

“You’re fascinating!” says The Sal.

“Thank you.” says Lacey.

“YOU ARE Pete.” says The Sal.

He thinks.

“SHIT!!” he says as he thinks of the scenes with Pete and Lee Garner Jr.

“Yeah. I’m not loved.

But…he baffles me.” says Lacey about Joe.

“Do you like him?” asks The Sal.

“ honestly cell no I’ve never liked him in that way. I’ve always thought he was one of the most amazing meant ever exist up until recently. Recently, my opinion of him has dwindled down to below average.” says Lacey Banks Billings.

“ crap I need to explain some thing I didn’t realize when I was helping create that show if I did that you were Pete Campbell at least not really him I mean I didn’t know the Rockefellers knew, and the Rockefellers helped create it as well. Other people did too, but I I was part of a group of people who helped inspire it, and I had no idea that that’s really your personality dissent mean you’re kinder and sweeter and prettier and whatever then him and yeah that matters you know I’ve got to stop being such a fucking prick to you because I’m really not helping myself and it’s pissing you off and it’s also wasting everyone’s time and it’s hurting you in a way that’s probably more profound than some thing I am capable of doing for other people. Shit yeah I wanna be a good person. I want to be as good a person as you, but I’m possibly not so you’re P Campbell though if you’re anyone on the show your P Campbell.” says The Sal.

“yes do I need to keep repeating myself. Are you deaf?” says Lacey.

“ you would never hurt someone though the way that he hurts people.” he says.

“ yes that’s true but it’s just because I’m a woman I really don’t wanna have to insult you to get you to believe me.” says Lacey.

“ OK I think I think Joe is in love with you and you were love with a part of him but not the way that I am with like all of him because I think he lied to you and really only showed you a very small part of who he is probably the best part and it is who he is in some fundamental way. Yeah, that is who he is he’s very intelligent he knew exactly what he was doing. When he lied to you know you know who he is in a way that very few people do it when I am I’m not even sure if I know him as well as you do but then you’re not you’re not you’re not interested at all in him anymore which actually is possibly like Pete fuck you’re like fine. Why doesn’t he want? Dammit I have no respect for you if you people do which is bizarre because you’re really actually a very respectable person. Why why are you over him like because I might not get it. I’m madly in love with him still, but why are you over him?” asks The Sal.

“if I tell you, will you still be interested or will you just take my advice and run away?” asks Lacey.

“ wow it’s perverse that I attacked you and I’m starting to see why you’re a little bit confused so to speak by Jackie I am starting to think that they picked her just to fuck you over and be known for real. I think we really might’ve been set up and because you and I are, very different people you’re right, the Lem’s and Jackie you’re in love with him I don’t think I necessarily understand him at all. He and I don’t think I necessarily understand you either but you and I are a lot alike in a way and it’s just seems like Jack was accidentally in on some conspiracy to torture us and I mean wonder if Joe is a sick bastard who is trying to her both you and I And I need to just dump him because seriously what the fuck did he pick Jackie? I love him to try to make fun of us because that’s what it feels like to me too. Yeah it feels like it’s just to make fun of us in which case he can take Pat Wilson, and go fuck himself. That’s what you’re thinking. I think I completely agree with you if he wants to go have some little high and mighty party with Pat Wilson, he can just go be with you and I both know he’s in love with you and I in different ways that he’s not in love with her at all. I am somewhat handsome you’re extraordinary beautiful I’m Italian I’m hot and I was completely gay. I am very sexually experienced. You’re good to actually probably better than me but whatever the point is where the real thing I have no fucking clue either. What the hell Pat Wilson’s all about he still has some thing going on with her and that I have a feeling there are other people too but I kind of think That she’s the real thing although I don’t know Katharine Hepburn comes and goes other people do too. You and I are not like that he is he could easily be between both of us to try to make Pat Wilson impressed because he still a cock sucking in a way fucking bitch who’s trying to work his fucking way up to the top by sucking cock. I know you’re right it isn’t have a cock but you’re right it’s just like he’s trying to suck Pat Wilson off to be some sort of a gold digging whore.

The thing is though yeah I’m going lower than you are so you want me to you know hurt myself that’s between me and God but I hear you you’re just like what the fuck why the fuck do I even have to deal with Joe Kennedy?” says The Sal.

“ am I allowed to say that or will you throw me against a cliff and God I’ll just be like oops!?” says Lacey.

“ you know you should be allowed to say that no I I I yeah you would like to say that I mean you were you were in love with him but you’re really completely over him as much as you can make yourself pee. Yeah it’s like you it’s like a cyst you’re trying to like cut out of yourself or something.” says The Sal.

“ yes it is. I see him as a tumor I I can’t no I don’t I don’t. I don’t want to say I can’t stand him that’s not accurate he’s a tumor I don’t hate him but he’s a tumor.” says Lacey.

“ most people live are too narcissistic to even logically follow. What’s going on right now and it’s actually really bad.” says The Sal.

“well yeah and if I’m reincarnated, I’m not supposed to be here I’m really not supposed to be here. I’m not supposed to be alive. My kids probably are supposed to be born in heaven if there’s been carnation, how do you say it’s probably really did trick me into being bored. I was not supposed to be bored, necessarily if there’s been carnation, so no I mean it’s a shit show. It’s an absolute fucking shit show.” says Lacey.

“ oh well yeah I’ll have to think of what to do with Joe. I want to tell you I was good looking yeah I really did see a guy he this is the creepy thing you and I are both possibly some I mean you’re very good-looking but I am so much good looking. He has decent taste when he’s actually interested, I don’t get Pat Wilson either. She’s kind of ugly.“ says The Sal.

“ yeah I am you know I just I want to release you. I’m not interested in him so stop projecting your feelings for him onto me.” says Lacey.

The Sal cries.

“ what a sweetie I’m not you you know I worry about you. Obviously worry about him. I worry about everyone who is a real human cleaning myself but I’m not you I don’t know why you like him but I am not. I’m not I’m not I’m not interested in him anymore, why would why would Pete get over someone for the same reason that I did if you thinks it’s just worthless I feel like he did get over people when he was really just over it there were a lot of scenes were he’s just over it it’s very unique to him, but I’m the same way he just reaches a point psychologically where he’s just done. He has no more interest in some thing or it’s just he’s ready just Colladay say it’s dead and then move on kind of like when he says no one loves me or I have nothing or he says to Peggy you know me like there’s no one that’s ever love me, and never will ever again and I relate that I am that person to and so it’s like sometimes it just gets to a point where there’s nothing left and you’re just done.” says Lacey.

“ to be honest when he reached those points it was bad which worries me because I think you’re at that with a lot of stuff and that’s probably a sign that some thing horrific is happening on earth, so yeah I’m not entirely sure why Rose or whoever it was thought that he should be with you I think it was probably the same posh and upper class and yeah you’re attractive when I think of Lee Gardner and Junior I think he might’ve been interested in Pete if he was gay if he thought that he was interested him and he was looking for someone to have sex with. I think you might’ve thought oh, that’s what she was suggested to him, it’s like oh well maybe I should you know look into Pete the problem is you and I both know that it makes no sense and that’s the kind of idea that a very stupid peasant middle-class person would have so I don’t really think that he would’ve actually done that I don’t think that he probably would’ve done that I mean I don’t think he probably would’ve done that. Fuck yeah you know I want to know what the hell actually happens?” asks The Sal.

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