Jan

I don’t understand her hostility towards the upper class. I get it towards the bourgeois I don’t get it towards the upper class if they’re actually upper class her Nesheim family I realized are just incredibly frugal people. I don’t think they buy new things. I think they collect money the waste time people collect things I think they literally like collecting money. And but it’s in this very cold is ice sort of way, which is actually very aristocratic kind of like silver.

I am that’s the Nesheims though that’s not really necessarily Lacey she’s very sneaky. She really is Lacey banks. She’s at she was raised by the Nesheims and she was speaking on their behalf, but she knew the whole time that she was different somehow not in her orientation but just as a person, so Lacey banks, I have a feeling your father is Dutch old money your beauty you do seem Dutch to meet you seem so much German but yet you actually also seem like you could be Dutch Dutch women are very beautiful the way that you are so I know you’re English but I think you’re also so my Dutch at least right now However that works right no, you know I wondered about reincarnation myself why are you so antagonistic towards the upper class? What do you have against us? It’s personal I know it is is it the money or is it something else?

“ oh, I think I see you people as sellouts.” says Lacey.

“I actually can see where she’s coming from of that.” says Jack Spencer.

“ and that’s the problem it’s not that I hate you people I just I don’t like the way you see things at the end of the day so to speak.” says Lacey.

“ but you have charge cards.” says Jan.

“ what the fuck are you trying to say with that young and where are they? Where does she have charge cards to?” says Lem.

“ Helzberg diamonds?” says Jan.

“ are you being an ass or are you Bing? Are you joking or did you really think that?” says Lem.

“ oh I didn’t think she’d be able to afford a $800 ring that’s expensive they don’t have that kind of money and I know that I know how much your husband makes he makes about 80,000.” says Jan.

“ yeah and he’s making over 120,000 for yours many years at this point practically how do you they could be multi millionaires net you’ve never been that wealthy.” says Lem.

“ I am so she doesn’t have a charge account to Helzberg?” says Jan.

“ oh, Jan you can’t possibly think $800 is a lot of money. Do you really think that sweetie?” says a reader.

“ to me it is I have a feeling that she spends a lot of money. What the fuck what the fuck OK fine so it’s not to Helzberg that’s her little dirty secrets that is so funny so Helzberg diamonds is her a little dirty secret because it’s real but it’s cheap and it’s perfect and it’s elegant?” says Jan.

“Yes.” says Lem.

“ OK fine that seems like a German aristocrat to me and that kind of cracks me up because I know that it’s probably well intentioned and she doesn’t mean to be a jerk or offensive to people. I and it’s insensitive, but it’s not because it actually is sort of a cheap place in the way but it’s decent enough quality and I have a feeling that it looks good for the most part. No I’ve noticed that she has a few pieces from there yeah probably totaling oh I thousand and 2000 which isn’t that much but that’s more than a lot of people have which is not something that she’s remotely aware of.

She’s very patient with peoples bullshit to the point where I think people have genuinely confused her.

Call Arnold and I fix actually think this is an about lambs sexuality. I actually doubt that he could possibly have been gay. I think he was likely straight mostly oh I would. He says he was entirely straight then fine. He was probably entirely straight and I actually think he could’ve just been trying to figure out how to be some thing. That’s where I don’t think like either of you, so I should probably be careful, I am very self preoccupied. I would never do that to myself when it comes to something pleasurable like alcohol or sex or perfume. I would never deny myself something like that so I don’t understand how someone could do that I think you could I have a thing Lacey does a lot of that which makes me think I’m dead to me is individual I can I can’t do that I can’t easily at least I should be careful what I’m saying, but no I am I I have to be more aware.

So the thing is off so the thing is him where does she have a charge card to a problem prop probably a probably Sephora and Gap although I don’t know what that one no I’m gonna say Sephora, Brooks Brothers Saks, 5th Ave.,, Neiman Marcus, Nordstrom‘s, and Bergdorf, Goodman, or Bergdorf, Goodman, Nieman, Marcus And Lauren Taylor is that a store is like it is or seers and then probably some lingerie store of some sort because I honestly think love does make her buy lingerie as much as it’s making her. I have a feeling they enjoyed enjoyed that no sister that’s the sense I get psychically is that they she actually does that With the NASA thing if any of those are real, what is your problem with the upper class?” says Jan.

“ I am what is my problem with the upper class? I actually don’t see how it’s related to credit cards but I am intrigued to see if it ends up being related to them.” says Lacey.

“ I am confused about why you think I’m the queen no it’s it’s that or maybe that’s not what it is I am crap fine then what is it?” says Jan.

“ what is it? I think you’re sellouts how do I think you’re sellouts because because maybe it’s not you because of because you sell out.

You pretend to be upper class but then at the end of the day you’re really just rich people and you don’t actually have any basis in reality. It’s just a bunch of fucking bullshit.” says Lacey.

“ oh, OK I did not anticipate that. What do you mean?” says Jan.

“ basically it’s just that there’s no there’s no nobility there’s no honor him Vladimir Putin maybe exception to that and so is Queen Elizabeth and sometimes the bushes surprise me as to the Trump’s but a lot of people and sodas Helena Bonham, Carter and a few other people but but but a lot of people arm, yes, including the current royal family so far, they’ve convinced me enough, but it’s not normal to me that there are so few people who are like that a lot for upper class. It seems very sick.” says Lacey.

“ Hey, I think a lot of gay men wanna know what you and Lem’s do sexually it’s hard to talk about that with you because you’re old it just seems really weirdly inappropriate because it is but that would be helpful for us and yet I think you’ve been trying to do that because you included that we just don’t we can’t imagine it because to us he just seems so gay even though you know that he probably isn’t at all um and that’s why I think you thought the Kennedys are just backward you know they’re just backward gay men today would understand instantly what I’m talking about. Hey, maybe not.

If I can call myself a former boyfriend of yours slightly, I don’t Lacey they don’t know people don’t know they just don’t know. I think you and I are a lot more sophisticated than a lot of people I am I mean you just do that my tea pots yeah, my royal Copenhagen wasn’t like the benchmark of all homosexual symbols.

And you’re right that’s just something about the person might have to. I think a lot of men like Toreson, and other men of that source are very paranoid about being considered gay and so they don’t buy stuff like that but you and I both know they like stuff like that too they just don’t buy it for themselves, what what does Mark do that might be considered gay that isn’t because I know he’s not he might be bisexual but I doubt that too I have a feeling he’s actually very sexually adventuresome and he’s straight, so what what exactly is it that would be considered gay about him. I’m just curious.” says Jan.

“ he has Turkish coffee devices we have a copper one he has Vietnamese coffee devices. He has a crystal coffee grinder in the basement from I think the early 1900s on the wall and Hugh fresh roast his own coffee beans very carefully.” says Lacey.

Jan thinks. “ and he knows he’s not gay I think he’s actually spermatid ones with a man and it was hell for him and he never did it again. Yeah no he’s not at all or bisexual. He’s just very smart.” says Jan.

“ oh, yeah, no he is. He’s a genius yeah and he’s literally a genius get over it.“ says Lacey.

“ OK I think I might have been evil that way Lacey to themselves and other people we’ve taken the smart stuff and made a game or the posh stuff and made it gay and that’s what pisses you off because that’s profoundly evil potentially and then it’s like why the hell did we do that to ourselves and other people it makes us look like disgusting pieces of shit how do you think if we’re really not that evil why are we doing that to ourselves? That’s disgusting the evil it’s all Miami no it’s just hell and I don’t. I know I can’t answer that question right now but I’m sorry what else I’m curious what else?” says Jan.

“ he can cook he can make really good food. It’s not as good as mine but he can cook and he can bake really well it’s not as good as what I make but it’s it’s quite good.” says Lacey.

“ oh, I was looking at a picture of him and I was reading someone else’s energy and I looked at the picture of him when he was young and I’m like that’s Lacey‘s husband, Lacey’s hotter than I thought and then I remembered that you’re hotter than I like to think of you as and shit.” says Jan.

“ oh I know something that’s gay I know something that’s gay on. I’ve got something.” says Dr. Moritz.

“What’s that Torsten?” says Jan.

“ he is at least sexually attracted to Lacey enough to marry her and how much more fucking gay than that can you get because she’s a total fucking dog isn’t she?” says Dr. Moritz.

“ oh no, no she’s not quite taken.” says Jan.

“ Why did you and I have the same stupid delusion about her I bet you probably have made about 150,000 at most. Her husband makes more than that right now and he’s younger than you. His family is worth millions I probably make about as much as you’ve ever made or slightly less I’m a copywriter

I mean, I lived in Zürich I am wealthy by some people standards, or am I?” he asks Lacey.

“ oh, Jan, I thought you were a hell of a lot wealthier than you are.” says Lacey.

“ how much did you think he had?” asks Casi.

“ about as much as love would’ve had in his last life if there’s reincarnations, I thought he was related to the spencers, but somewhere in Europe.” says Lacey.

“ You think I’m kind of poor?” says Jan.

“ I think your middle class I think your upper middle class I think you might be upper class but no you’re not like my family you’re not that wealthy I thought you were really wealthy do you fucking speak brain or are you fucking not smart?” says Lacey.

“ oh shit you don’t have tiny fucking hands you’re a lady and you’re kind.” says Jan.

“ yeah do you wanna beat up a woman? What the fuck is wrong with you you little poor peasant bitch?” says Lacey.

“ holy cow I’m an idiot you’re not pretentious at all if anything, you lower yourself down to try to be relatable all the time don’t you?” says Jan.

“ that’s what we taught her to do Jan.” says Pat Kaald.

“ I see you thought I was a Golddigger?” says Jan.

“ I am pretty sure you were at some point in our relationship. That’s why I partially gave up on you.” says Lacey.

“ I got so mad at you when you wouldn’t give me money once didn’t I?” says Jan.

“ yep you were a real bitch about it and I thought that was disgusting and I started to think you were an absolute joke.” says Lacey.

“ yeah I was an ass about it right I wasn’t that poor I spent hundreds of dollars on very good wine. I had hundreds of dollars worth of very good Chanel perfume and expensive chocolates and Hermès scarves and posh furniture in my Zürich apartment and a good DVD collection, but I wasn’t necessarily eating the best believe it or not.” says Jan.

“ why is that?” asks Lacey.

“ hey because I was spending all my money on cocaine Lacey.” says Jan.

“ exactly.” says Lacey.

“ OK well I’m an ass I have no fucking clue who you are that way I am see your old money and you’re well bred. I am a little more bourgeois in that way and we will trashy and I don’t really know how to take care of myself I rely on other people which is not as well pride as I used to think it is, it’s yeah it’s a little bit dependent and bourgeois potentially, so no no I wasn’t stable and you figure that out you thought I was a total fucking ass for playing with your heart because you had money at a son and a marriage had a fortune and you lived in another constant and you thought I was just an ass pretending to care about you.” says Jan.

“ pretty close.” says Lacey.

“ you’ve never had hunger.” says Jan.

“ that’s not true, but I live in your delusional, bubble of self-pity were always somehow going to redeem yourself through your nonsense.” says Lacey.

“ she hast to go make dinner for her family Jan, you tried we respect that and we care about you and we’re sorry that you were hungry. That was your choice though to flirt with her and act, rich and buy expensive like expensive stuff. She had nothing to do with that. That was your choice to buy the little Goyard pencil case that was Nancy’s choice to buy a shit hole and make it seem rich to compete with Lacey. You fucking idiots did that to yourselves go away” says Lem.