“Money” by Marsie

We’re just not impressed by you Lacey. We’re not impressed by your money it’s not that great. You don’t have that much.

“That’s your opinion though Marsie.” says Lem.

How is our opinion not valid?

“How do you people not understand this could be real? He family has trillions of Dollars in oil.” says Tsar Putin.

“Like literally trillions?!” asks the perfume community.

“No we just say that over and over again for kicks and giggles. I’m being sarcastic by the way.” says Bill Gates.

“Yeah…I don’t quite get it either. Umm…I was arguably the wealthiest person in all of your Instagram viewing accounts. People who were very impressed with my family would snub the hell out of Lacey and yet they’re impressive with us. How did you guys get the pecking order so unspeakably fucked-up in your heads?” asks Jan Hertel.

“Because they don’t have the social cues we’re looking for Jan.” says the perfume community.

“What are these social cues you people are so fixated on?” asks Mark Nesheim.

Marsie laughs.

“Money!” says the perfume community.

“Except they just literally said they had trillions so what does money mean to you then?” says the CIA.

“Can I venture crazy guess that we don’t know how to categorize a family that has trillions of dollars of oil but can’t afford nice clothes.” says a perfume community member.

“What is what are nice close to people what qualifies as a nice piece of clothing?” asks the CIA.

“Umm…how much money do they actually have outside of their trillions in oil?” asks the perfume community.

“We have about 100 million spread between 15 families.” says Mark Nesheim.

“So that’s like six or $7 million each so each family is worth $6 to $7 million net?” asks the perfume community.

“Yep, yeah some actually have more some people have less. Lacey’s individual family is worth about $2 million so Lacey’s worth about $2 million but then there’s some people who are worth like $30 or $40 million. But she’s worth $2 but she’s 40 years old. So…I guess that’s not impressive to you to be worth $2 million at 40.” says the CIA.

“Umm…so her family is one of the wealthiest families in the entire world, and she individually is worth about $2 million and were snubbing her?” asks the perfume community.

“Yeah…yeah she comes from of the wealthiest families in the whole world and this could really be real, so um do you have any more dumbass comments or can you kind of get somewhere in your thoughts?” says the CIA.

“I don’t think we can handle being told this. I don’t think we can handle it.” says the perfume community.

“That was the joke, but it wasn’t necessarily-It wasn’t necessarily supposed to make you people feel like….you know bad about yourselves. It was actually supposed to lighten you up and make you all feel a little less dogmatic about your superiority over each other.” says Lacey.

Alisha laughs.

Lacey gets sleepy.

“Why did you think we’d feel that way?” asks Dmitry.

“Because you seemed deep.” says Lacey simply.

He sighs and nods his head. Closes his eyes.

“I don’t think she was trying to kick everyone around.” says Dmitry.

“No. Just make a joke.” says Lem.

“Lem. What is the joke?” says Dmitry.

“Exactly.” says Lacey.

Dmitry smiles and nods.

“How is it not absurd?” says Lacey.

His face drops.

“We…aren’t that good at analyzing things.” says a Russian perfume collector.

“But why? You’re so good at perfume.” says Lacey.

“Have you made jokes like this in the past?” asks Dmitry.

“Yes!” says Lacey. “This sort of thing is my personality.”

“What the Hell are we supposed to feel?” he asks.

“Mystified. Mad. Numb. Amused. Baffled. Disturbed. And then…just not care in the most humorous way. …But then circle back to the reality of it and think: well…we should be nicer. Not just to her but everyone.” says Lacey.

“We felt that.” says another perfume collector condescendingly.

“But you assumed you had made the joke?” asks Lacey.

She cries.

“Yeah. Are you all insane narcissists?” asks Lacey.

“Maybe.” says Jan. “Lacey I don’t think they get upper class, old money or German humor.”

“Are you a loner?!” yells Dmitry at Lacey.

“A what!?” asks Lem.

“A loner.” says another Australian perfume collector:

“Yes. What do you mean by loner?” asks Lacey.

“Dammit. …Like…” she falters.

“We’re waiting.” says the CIA.

“Loners?” she says.

“Be more specific.” says Joe Biden. “We’re not your cheap prostitutes.”

“She means losers!” says Mr. Cologne 76, losing patience.

“That’s so…clouded by your own feelings and stare of mind and delusions that I can’t easily let her answer it.” says Lem.

“We want it. We want you Lem. I don’t care if he whole world hears it. I want you!” says Australia perfume world to Lem.

“You want my sex?” says Lem, laughing at them.

“You’re channeling Jack!” interrupts Marsie to Australia.

“What? No were not!?” says Australia, acting superior and confused.

“You’re vile!” says Lem, grossed-out.

“Can we get back to reality?” asks Marsie.

“What are you talking about?” asks Mr. Cologne 76.

“What are you doing to Australia!?” asks Dmitry.

“How would I know? I’m a loner according to you. I don’t talk to anyone. And certainly not anyone important.” says Lacey primly and sarcastically.

“So you were making fun of us?” asks Dmitry.

“I can’t hear you. I am too much of a loner. I’m deaf.” says Lacey.

“That’s true she’s deaf. She doesn’t see. And she doesn’t know how to speak.

She’s a profound loaner.

Thank you for your empathy earlier in asking such a deep sensitive question.” says Lem.

“I know you’re joking, Lem but I find you really attractive and I want you.” says an Australian perfume collector.

“Would you like me to kill you and send you to Hell? I find you vile I think you’re disgusting. I think you’re gross. I can’t stand you and I mean that. If I tell you that you’re pretty will you kill yourself and go to Hell?

What would you like me to say to you? Should I smack your skull in?” asks Lem.

“We’re ugly compared to you and Lacey fine. I just I-I-I feel hurt.” says Dmitry.

Dr. Moritz laughs at him. “You know I went to Cambridge. I’m a professor. I’ve met actual British aristocrats and played tennis with them.

I almost fucked her. I’m in my 60s and I am fairly well-off. And I was actually slightly in love with her although she doesn’t necessarily know that. What the hell makes you think that I would even touch your wife. Your wife is fat and ugly and you seem gay to me.

I don’t understand why you keep talking to her like she’s beneath you. If she was my wife, I would probably have her psychoanalyzed because I don’t know how she could ever take you seriously and it scares me.” says Dr. Moritz.

“He’s being serious and I completely agree with him. I don’t understand how you people talk to her the way that you do and the CIA agrees with us.

You’re channeling Jack Kennedy’s energy and that’s something that can happen to people who are psychic and a lot of people in the perfume community are into witchcraft, but Lacey is a psychic too in her own way, and usually people can discern their own thoughts and feelings from someone else’s. How are you people becoming so confused?” asks Lem.

“I think fair enough I think I do speak with way too much authority.

I just didn’t know what to do with the hurt.” says Dmitry.

“Why were you hurt?” asks Lem.

“Because you’re not able to see our perspective.” says Mira.

“What is your perspective?” asks Lem.

“Umm…we used to be in awe of her perfume collection. Every day she had a new bottle of perfume, even if it was a small bottle she had a different bottle of perfume.” says Mira

“Go on!” says Lacey.

“Well OK so we used to be in awe of all of it and it was like we felt inferior.” says Mira.

“Why did you feel inferior when you were so inherently superior to everyone!?!?

Huh…that’s fascinating!

Because you made me feel inferior every time I talked to you with your high and mighty attitude. All of you did to some degree. And your comments were full of shit sometimes.

And this is gonna sound totally contradictory because I said one that you all were so nice. But I’m not a simple person. I’m sorry I’m not more stupid for you to understand. What the fuck do you want from me? I tried to relate to you.

So you were nice in a way…but at the same time sometimes you were so snarky, and so insulting that I just had to try desperately to ignore it and control my temper. To be kind.

Mira I followed you and you followed me for five seconds and then unfollowed me again like an immature brat. You know you’re full of shit. Right?

I follow the rules and try to be kind to people and I don’t ever almost ever make mistakes so you better be pretty fucking careful with your accusations because I keep receipts and if you’re just an asshole, this is your SmackDown you stupid bitch. And don’t try to come at me now violently like the narcissist little fuckwad that you likely are or you might be killed and so might your little poor-ass husband.

Do you want to respond to that? You’re the royalty of the perfume community.” says Lacey.

“Umm…I think people just felt inferior and didn’t express that to you.” says Mira.

“No one ever told her at all?” says a woman.

“Ahh…people said that people were stabbing me in the back, but it was never really clearly expressed to me that it actually really bothered people.” says Lacey.

“What do you mean by it?” asks an Australian.

“OK so someone told me that she was talking with another perfume collector who was bad mouthing me and the woman-the woman was saying, ‘Have you ever noticed that Lacey tends to collect only expensive perfume and vintage perfume? She never buys anything else. I think Lacey is stuck-up!’

I had found that woman really annoying because she assumed we had a friendship we didn’t have and she’d go on and on and on to me in private messages and tell me personal information that I didn’t really want to know and I barely knew her. I didn’t tell her anything hardly ever about myself and if I did, it wasn’t in that way it was more in desperation like maybe I said, ‘I am so depressed tonight!’ But then in response she would go on and on in graphic detail and I-I began to feel imposed upon. And of course she also assumed that she was far superior to me in her beauty even though she wasn’t, and that I was on food stamps. She was on public assistance herself.

No she was an Italian living in England and she was on public housing and she asked me if I was. She asked me if I was on public housing when it was so fucking obvious that I wasn’t. And that was when I was living in Seattle, after I posted my grand perfume collection that you apparently were offended by. And Casi said the exact same fucking thing.

But that’s the only wind I ever got of any hatred. Ever.” yells Lacey.

“Do you edit that yourself or does someone edit it for you you bimbo??” asks Dmitry.

“ I speak into my phone Dimitri what should be obvious to you if you had any logical skills any logic skills that should be obvious don’t force me to be patient with you that’s sadistic. I speak into my phone and then I added it after it’s been intercepted somewhere and edit it on my phone on my blog, that should be obvious. I’m sorry you don’t get it you’re obnoxious do you have anything else to say or do I need to beat the shit out of you?” says Lacey.

“ yeah, this is going to far she wouldn’t say that otherwise sincerely I don’t know who she’s representing and saying that but I have a very strong suspicion that your lives are in peril for a very good reason. Sincerely Dimitri, do you have a brain we are channeling you right now. This is real potentially. Just try an ounce of of humility if you just find some crawl around on your floor and desperately search for some energy of humility that belongs to someone else if you can’t cut if you just can’t find it within yourself to realize what a lovely piece of shit you very well maybe OK OK pumpkin can you try to be human in humble. My God!” says CIA.

“ I was trying to insult you because your writing is better than mine and you make me feel insecure and that’s just pretty much all there is to it’s

I think I took myself too seriously in life at times and it was not. Yeah that’s not what we’re talking about. I’m OK fuck him OK so the mirror wants to say some thing I guess shit.” says Dmitry.

“ OK so no one ever told you that you were offensive?” says Mira.

“ yeah that’s what she just said, so where is your comeback?” says Lem.

“ hey well we did find you offensive because it just felt like you didn’t realize that other people were working or struggling to buy stuff.” says Mira.

“ why was it my job to worry about that in a public setting on Instagram Mira?” says Lacey.l

“ i’m going to take that the way you mean it I think your perception of us is vastly different than the reality of us and you’re right that’s not your job to handle that but that was what we experienced it was it was it we were experiencing we are experiencing your wealth and you didn’t even think it was that big of a deal.” says Mira.

“ OK so this is leading somewhere so you all hated me and I didn’t realize it?” says Lacey.

“ you’re mad because it feels like we’ve been talking to you and giving you the runaround and it’s causing international issues. Wow OK that’s funny. Oh yeah yeah they’re probably are people who formed even hate groups about you potentially different people work seven to behind your back, bad mouthing you and saying Griffith things about you possibly like you were a whore, or just any awful thing you can think of probably and meanwhile you didn’t even know you we disliked you at all necessarily all that much and no one even bother to tell you that they were remotely upset at all and any sort of normal way.” says Mira.

“ yeah OK so you created a profoundly bizarre psychotic environment for me to be in how are you guys? The ones that are profoundly disgusting human beings is it just because you’re poor because if that’s the case sweetie, so you might actually end up dead because you could actually be considered some bizarre form of a criminal in a sort of human rights situation.” says Lem.

“ yeah you guys are rude Instagram for real this is extraordinarily serious. I’m sorry that that hasn’t made any sense do you people with this is kind of a crisis situation because of what happened with MSNBC the sound you guys talking to her the way that you do and decided to just run with it.” says the CIA.

“ and yeah you aren’t the news merit because it’s not like that it’s the illuminati my family owns trillions in oil and I’m still a US citizen I know it warrant because I don’t have a title because it’s America. They’ve been working with me for eight years, even though I terrify them shitless, and there’s a lot of other crap going on psychologically within the illuminati if you haven’t noticed, I’ve been managing it all on my own, so thanks for finally being honest with me and telling me that you people are paranoid, delusional, schizophrenic weirdos, or some crap like that and that’s schizophrenic necessarily but just that there’s something fucked up about all of your brains because why the hell were you also obsessed with me? I don’t get it I am not that fucking fascinating.” says Lacey.

“She’s right Scotia is fascinating, but it’s not like some historical people. She gets a little bit of a crowd, but it’s not like this bizarre obsessive weird activity that you people engaged in.” says Lem. “are you to say something?”

“ I said mirror, you gonna say some thing or not?” asks Jack Spencer.

Dr. Moritz laughs.

“Please just Lacey. I think they’re just nuts. Oh, they’re nuts.” says Cambridge.

“ and did you ever share stuff in your house or not really?” asks Mira.

“ not that much somewhat I’ve tried to recently because I thought that might give people some context for me because it seems like you guys just couldn’t quite figure out who it was but no I haven’t.” says Lacey.

“ and do you know how much you’re worth or is that just a rough estimation of you?” asks Mira.

“ what do you shove inside your body to make you look so fat?” says Lacey.

“ I eat a lot.” says Mira.

“ like and then you tape yourself a spandex and wear toothpicks underneath your heels. You’re a real brilliant artist aren’t you you little fucking piece of shit why don’t you go kiss the ass of every Greek bitch and then goldleaf their toes and sell it you can’t do that can you, you know why because you’re having you don’t even know what I’m talking about what art do you perform that’s at all unique you could be selling your art sweetie at the Minnesota state fair and that would be a tryout for you and then what your husband designed the lettering for some cover of a vinyl record or some crap like that no, I know your crowd, your crowd lives in a hole in the ground and steals all my glory and they would all show up you shit yourself and stab me in the back and try to steal my soul. Well putting yourself add crying with my tears the whole fucking time are you going to hell or did you Advent health in your fucking imagination?” says Lacey.

“ I am waiting for your come back to that you are in a Normas Lee narcissistic bitch and so is your husband.” says Lem. “ you never occur to you that maybe people do you get angry for being impersonated you and your husband are fake and so is your entire little Perfume posse why did you decide to psychotically attack my wife behind her back when she is the person you impersonate.”

“ Lem’s I think you answered the question yourself or a little psychotic.” says a woman who worked at Chanel. “ I always envisioned

France buying something from me and Anne proving to people that she wasn’t full of shit but I have a feeling her husband and think that they could do that and or they were too busy or something and so I just couldn’t come I don’t I don’t get it either. To be honest I said, somethings stupid to her once about her face that made no sense And I’ve since realize that I acted like an actual retard around her and I’m just I have a quick theory that U2 are too superior genuinely if there’s reincarnational, especially, but even just in general for people yeah cause you’re lame Billings your historical character she could be your distant cousin her father is this historical character her family has all this oil. I think you guys are too, big of a deal like Lacey has said to not have a title and be probably far more cloistered I just I don’t think we can handle it. That’s my theory I really don’t think we can handle it because our houses are so fucking special to us. Yeah they’re worth 2 million and that’s all we have, and that is our crowning glory of achievement as our stupid $2 million house that we can barely afford but that’s what we have and that is so wildly different than your experience that it’s like trying to make us talk to each other it’s like oil and water that I just I don’t think I don’t think people can handle it. I just I psychologically don’t think we can handle it and I am sincerely sorry because I think you and Lacey are unique people who really try to help people feel loved and to try to do something to help the world, but I don’t think this particular situation is working out.

I am actually fascinated by it though because you’re both brilliant when it comes to things with strategy and PR no bully because you were copywriter if your own sort or something like that I know I know you’re both real people I’m an aboriginal women slightly and Lacey has an interesting sense of humor.

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I feel like if she’s reincarnated she actually knows my people slightly which amuses me so Lacey has an unusual amount of beauty and so do you, but I don’t think either one of you realize that there’s nothing wrong with her face if she actually looks like Rachel Ward and I can see where she would Her beauty is astounding but you were right it is dark and I think that being objective she didn’t thinks OK it’s beautiful but who’s gonna notice because it’s not blonde it’s just brown eyes and it’s on a white person so it’s not like anyone’s gonna think anything of it. And and you’re tall and handsome and you probably have you have a very unique sexiness but it’s not typical most men are that intellectual and sexy looking at the same time and it suits her. It suits her butt so that because you’re very particular topic because you’re too speak to race schism, even though you’re white.

It’s like where do we even land on that shoe who even wins so I don’t think that’s an area where either of you are particularly aware I think your sexuality that you guys have for church other which is cool that’s what we hopefully all have right is a weak spot for you as a being That is your weak spot. Love you don’t understand your own beauty. You might understand Lacey‘s beauty but I don’t. I don’t think you understand real beauty I really don’t think it’s good that you’re horrible at but I don’t think you understand which is why she’s taking such a beating And we’re perfume community so it manifested with us because we are hyper aware of physical appearance and beauty and attractiveness and U2 are astounding and we just couldn’t figure it out. It just was too fucking much for us to handle. That’s my take on it that’s my theory because if you could, if you guys could’ve figured that out, I think you could’ve somehow managed the class issue even though you really pissed us off but on that note, I’m trying to figure out how this whole thing works.”

“ and I just need to point out that you’re pissing people off so much by being kind to her and also people are so angry at her that Bobby is trying to suffocate her and her brain is slightly swollen not if not from birth but because she’s had a bizarre oxygen experience yeah he tries to control her movement and her breathing, which is why he started shaking recently because he’s very evil. He’s having to deal with the fact that I was straight and it’s very hard for him to handle.” says Lem.

“ in my mind people who are wealthy, have this exorbitant amount of money and they can do whatever they want. I’m not sure that that’s reality anymore and I’m beginning to think it’s a Kennedy delusion.” she says in response.

“ oh, it is. People who have old money are far more careful with their money, then people who are new money.” says Lem.

“ well, she still doesn’t get it because she still has no fucking clue were talking about because that’s just not her perspective.” says a perfume collector from Europe.

“ yeah exactly we don’t understand and that’s where that Chanel a sales associate or whatever she was knew exactly what she was talking about. We really don’t understand why it was so overwhelming she spent about $10,000 on perfume but that’s not really that much and I think it was really more the picture she was taking at her taste that bothered all of you and her art she’s a brilliant writer and people don’t tell her that because she’s too intimidating. I Jack was not a good writer. He was a worthless writer. She is naturally gifted at writing. I am too. I know we’re not gonna understand your perspective could you explain it to us a little more.” says Lem.

“ do you guys feel guilty for having as much as you do or not?” asks Casi.

“ I think it’s far more complicated. I’m sorry yes and no both.” says Lem.

“ does she understand why we hated her at all?” asks a hater.

“ not one tiny little bit and I struggle to not one tiny little bit OK this is where Bobby needs to stop harassing lazy with Lacey’s breathing because she needs to be able to speak Bobby or you’re going to create a nuclear crisis with your inability to handle the fact that I was not gay or even bisexual you’re insane Bobby and someone should’ve shot you by now.

And I’m not saying I don’t that’s that’s you know that’s just art that’s just our Bobby how many times have you said that about other people you don’t give a fuck about other people Bobby and yet or do you and yet at the same time I can, I can’t explain to these people what’s going on if you keep suffocating my wife And if you go to far she’s going to end up dead and then I’m gonna end up killing my kids tonight with epileptic seizures and never gonna have the end of the world just because you couldn’t get over the fact that I didn’t want to fuck anyone in your entire family and that you’re all worthless asses that should probably have just died at birth and the hair when I gave you and the laughs I gave you were just to try to get you to kind of go to sleep forever with Jesus.” says Lem.

Could you be less perfect like literally you’re so fucking perfect there’s no way we can keep up with you.” says Marsie.

“ how is that my fucking problem I thought of that I’m not stupid and I’m very objective and there are some pictures I would take it. I think this is it. This is a good picture and if I write some thing under it that’s too artistic it could really make someone feel insecure, but then what’s the point of living? What’s the point of anything if I can’t be that superior where are we going as a species? What’s the point of anything being beautiful if I’m not allowed to express that part of my own nature?” says Lacey.

“ but people feel insecure.” says a reader.

“ yeah and maybe it’s not your job to police the world and that way do you guys think of Joe Biden that way when he stands up and says five fucking sentences I’m sorry like I’m not trying to be mean Joe but but sincerely do you think of any leader that way who is a man like when Jack had his hair all combed out and his make up done for the 1960 presidential debate did women’s that I’m home going. Oh my God doesn’t he realize he was gonna make me feel having a husband he’s not as handsome as him and actually, the husband might’ve been better looking, no they didn’t. They voted for him because they got turned on, so how the fuck is it fair to me in a perfume community play Billy showed my own photo to be so violently and harshly judged for being genuinely refreshingly superior because my superiority isn’t racist it isn’t depressing, it’s actually quite lovely because it’s so down to earth and it speaks to the nature of the things being inherently beautiful in the world I’m not trying to make you impressed in that way necessarily or am I but even if I am why is that a bad thing you don’t want to be impressed you wanna sit at home thinking badly are things and never seeing anything. Beautiful woman ever?” says Lacey.

“ but our feelings matter!” says Marsie.

“ more than mine and why the hell do you feelings matter to me in that way but why do you have to expect that of me doesn’t do that occur to you that maybe people like you are a bit much nowadays?” says Lacey.

“ how will be a bit much?” asks the CIA on their behalf.

“ because you’re so ordinary there’s nothing special about any of you with that way you are special as people but there’s nothing fucking special about you in that way to assess egomaniac that you can’t stand the thought that there could be someone who is just genuinely better than you in the whole fucking world collecting perfume no you know that’s possible and if I was someone else it would bother you, so why does it bother you so fucking much when it’s me?” says Lacey.

“we don’t want to be ordinary.” they all say.

“ oh, who made you so fucking better than everyone else yeah where the hell did you come up with his idea that you had a right to be better than everyone?” asks Lacey.

“ doesn’t everyone want to be extraordinary?” they say.

“ well, play a violin and start the tears. You are fucking touching my heart.

Know if I could fuck live every night sweetie I’d be happy in a barn if he was in love with me, I wouldn’t give a shit if he could be with me, and I could actually touch him and make love to him and be with him in a way that was tangible like a normal person For like 30 years of my life consecutively and have kids with him any whole fucking place and it was him and it was me. I wouldn’t fucking care. I’m sorry to have to say that to you, but it’s the truth. I don’t think I give a shit if we could survive, here’s my priority being a woman as a priority being myself is a priority having my kids as a priority. Human rights are priority to me all of this bullshit stuff that you shut up your ass to get an orgasm you dumb bitch doesn’t do much for me cause I’m not J. I am not jack fucking Kennedy.” says Lacey.

“ are you you’re serious aren’t you you’re being Mary and Joseph wow OK so if you could have like some decent health like a fourth or fifth of your beauty, but still be humble and sweet, which is who you are and then just have him there with you you’d be happy as long as you were warm, and had food OK yeah and you know it was funny to me as an Indian interrupting station is that this is probably true I guarantee you that she’s probably that’s her ass who she is and I think that’s where that aboriginal woman is probably right on the money in Indy, we call them robins. Lacey is probably laughing inside right now because she has no idea what to say and Becca she’s stupid Bobby because it’s just so fucking awkward, oh she’s Christian we’re not necessarily and she worries about us because she has bravely embraced Christ and I respect that I don’t understand where you people don’t get it it’s just a cycle it’s like she knows how to appreciate things. She’s found lame she’s found her meaning which is real meaning of a human how do you not get that she doesn’t have that she has some thing incredibly profound you have some thing shallow, and you’re mad at her that she has the shallow thing and you have the profound thing and you wonder what’s wrong with her.” says India.

“ I am entertained by the idea that Lem’s was straight. I did not see that one coming so thank you Lacey for being so entertaining that was this is that that was a plot twist for me.” says another Indian.

“ yes and you should worship Christ and thank you for encouraging me.” says Lacey.

“ why are you block so many people?” asks Md. cologne 76.

“Because she got sick of it.” says Lem.

“ and I I have a narcissist I am very grumpy. At least I’m pretty narcissistic and I’m very grumpy I know that’s not it because she was so nice..” she says.

“ OK well um I don’t quite understand why you can’t just except she’s better than you that’s part of what she was doing you before stealing something from her spiritually and then instead of just giving it back to her like normal people who accidentally took some thing they’re not supposed to have you’re mad at her for asking for it back when it was hers to begin with, and still does belong to her.” says Lem.

“ what what did we take from her?” asks India.

“ oh, her reality her whole life people have been fighting to keep her from being able to perceive her own reality and it’s very perverse.” says Lem. oh yeah you’re lame. That is not something she would say. You really are lame. Yeah you’re lame. I’m talking to love feelings and I’m an Indian psychic my word you are lame Billings. Yeah I can see that people have stolen her reality from her they didn’t. I feel like they did that to you to love put in a different way. Or my God would say to me it’s that they stole perception from her and you didn’t even notice it because it was so profound, which makes me wonder if you guys could actually in the world because it seems like a reversal of Adam and eve, and both of you seem innocent.” says India.

“ that’s profound.” says Lem.

“ you to know they’re doing Brahman baiting, you’ve heard the word.” Says India.

“ yes but I hate that because if they can’t be superior, I think in the back of my head I’m thinking how we’re going to get rid of Jack.” says Lacey.

“ so we found an heiress with a profound fortune, and an unusual backstory involving some of the most important people in American history, who is just hanging out in Minnesota collecting hundreds of bottles of perfume, analyzing them like a genius, and we decided to crucify her because she made us feel insecure. Is that what I’m understanding?” asks a reader.

“ I guess so I just don’t understand how she could be with Dr. Moritz yeah?” says Dmitry.

“ Dimitri she’s way out of your league she’s extremely beautiful. How the hell do you come up with the stuff?” says the woman.

“ I think she was nice to me and I took it to be some sort of meaning about what you was. Yeah I’m just I’m used to people who are superior being jerks slightly and I wasn’t expecting someone like her to be that nice.” says Dmitry.

“ how did you really have no idea how what I meant by loner Lacey?” asks a perfume collector.

“ and I know I don’t wish you say loner I think about a wolf and then I think of lone gunmen and the Unabomber and then I think of loner as in comments about Lem’s saying I was never alone. I had Jack Kennedy, even though I don’t think he meant it, the way, the people interpreted it necessarily at all, but I think of loner, and I think of the word Lowder as a writer am and I just think about the loader somebody who’s just a loader him but there’s lots of different kinds of loaners, so I am not sure I can think of insults but I’m not sure which insult you mean or if I’ll get at the nuance correctly.” says Lacey.

“ I meant it in the way that you would take it.” says the person.

“ I didn’t take it anyway in particular, necessarily, because I chose not to there. There are too many different ways to take it, and I couldn’t discern if you were being good will say or evil I couldn’t figure out how you meant it.” says Lacey.

“ well this was interesting you know she’s right you sound like a narcissistic prick because you just explain yourself or she is she’s just your suit you’re into you’re too important are you a real person or an entity?” says India.

“ no I’m a real person I have some money I have I make about 150,000 a year and I am 50 years old and actually I would be up at that butt or like 30 and him. I am not sure why am still talking? I guess I’m just like I just thought well no I mean I just am I know she knows that I have a lot of money. I know she’s seen me and I know that I am incredibly intimidating to her. They can’t possibly have that much because ice ice scare her. I am very scary to her. I terrified her every time she saw me. I felt it. It was like she wanted to take, she wanted to drill me with her cock is what I’m getting right now it was like she wanted to just wanted to fuck the shit out of me just to get to touch my tits” says “the Australian.”

“I have no fucking clue who you are you sound like a psychotic weird bitch.” says Lacey.

“ have you ever been intimidated by anyone that way in your entire life?” she asks.

“

You must be nice to be as dumb as you you really are so fucking asshole are you where are you go slap your face you little bitch what the hell do you do to make so fucking much money wow you’re fucking impressive. Yeah just go smack your head into the mirror that you stare and all the fucking time you little crap I am not Jack Kennedy that’s who’s coming onto you or some dead teenage peasant prostitute I never came on to you. I have no fucking clue you are you have a pretty fucking high opinion of yourself you little bitch.

I said, have I ever felt intimidated by someone in that way I don’t know how to answer that. Because I think I may be husband at some of those people sweetie have been my relatives so I’m not sure even what you mean I mean, can you just can you describe this emotional experience?” says Lacey.

“ you don’t have a personality disorder you’re just someone that I would never meet.” says a woman in the Midwest.

“ aw OK fine you’re smarter than me you’re right that was probably some male entity coming onto me who is intimidated by me and I was reading them whenever I was on your gallery and that’s really stupid because I should’ve said how intuitive that’s not at all who you are OK I don’t know who that is it could be it could be Jack’s. Yeah it’s probably not someone who you give a fuck about so otherwise you probably say that and you said I think you thought it could be Jack OK it’s probably Jack coming out to me or some prostitute and you probably would’ve specified more crap I’m so far beneath you of a moron OK I’m not OK that’s the thing this is this feeling that I’m feeling right now around you is what I imagined you were feeling around me it’s like terror:” she says.

“ no I have never felt that way once in my entire life you know I yeah I don’t. I’ve never felt that way. I’m sorry.” says Lacey.

“ oh, I don’t think we realized that.” says a Russian perfume collector.

“ you guys really are clinical narcissist and that way you’re the one who scared of her you project that onto her which is totally psychotic because there’s no basis in reality for that at all and then you live in a delusional world where 150 thousand at 50 is a big deal it’s not your your your upper middle class but sweetie, there are tons of people who are you’re just not exposed to them that was really low IQ to think though that she was intimidated by you people you have nothing intimidating about your people at all you’re not remotely intimidating any of you to that degree in the slightest bit she is again it’s just sick how narcissistic you guys are you’re so sorry for yourselves and she’s gonna go to bed soon but let me tell you something. This is a bad night we were looking for some empathy from you people or some common sense, and we’ve seen very little, there are a few of you who may have some or very good at acting like it but it’s abysmal. It is a dismal conversation with your people..” says Fox News.

“ call you couldn’t of thought anything too evil about her because she’s too innocent which is good I’m just curious do you guys ever talk about anyone else that way or she’s the only person you’ve ever really fixated on?” says Lem.

“ she’s probably one of the only people we’ve ever fixated on to that degree.” says a perfume critic.

“ and it’s never occurred to you that that’s weird considering there’s nothing wrong with her what she says is totally grounded in reality and backed up by fact?” asks Tsar Putin.

“ are we like homeless people with a drug addiction? Do you lame and Lacey because that’s what I’m starting to feel like I’m like a weird freak who doesn’t realize that if they stop using drugs they’ll be off drugs OK so time is actually her father and if there’s an illuminati, she actually found them so that I’m actually some person that’s thinking this in their subconscious in the perfume community him, so we got intimidated and we started psychotically fixating on her and being insecure. OK that’s embarrassing for us.” says a perfume collector.

“ yep Yep it’s depressing but it’s interesting. May I ask do any of you wear Chanel 22? What was that really just about harassing me?” asks Lacey.

“ it was about harassing you we don’t like it that much and we like it but not as much as you as you did” says another person.

“ OK well that’s disgusting that’s just disgusting but fine let me know I can’t do think about it. Could you stop copying every perfume that I wear that means something to me could you guys just stop because I’m gonna have to start just blocking most people or I’m gonna have to stop like following almost anyone, or I’m gonna probably have to stop posting anything that means anything to me or I’m gonna have to start writing post like what I’ve written recently write it really nasty I might even start picking fights with some of you and making fun of you and making so if you want to kill yourself in a way that no one would be able to do anything about and you might not even understand why because I can essentially and maybe some of you deserve to be killed. My family has had murders from the illuminati in it and you’re sitting there criticizing me and your stupid imagination or thinking that somehow you have oil and people have killed themselves in your family over oil what you know what I want let’s find out more about you. I have a feeling you have a $500,000 house and you pick your ass and eat it my word but I would love to be corrected you have an $80,000 house and you drink shit wine or what you have $1 million house and you eat off of Burj wild plates or what do you live in a $4 million house and you have a Chanel collection and a girl long collection or what you live in a $10 million house and you feel sorry for me I will be best friends if we ever met but you don’t really mean it or what you have 30 million and you think maybe I’m in your class but you don’t really give a shit and I’m not I’m above you and then who does that leave? Actual aristocrats not fake ones who seem real but actual aristocrats who I could be terrifying to you if there’s not in the illuminati, I’ve never expected you people to apologize necessarily, but it amazes me how you never seem to understand my perspective almost at all, I would 2 million and you still have the dumb idea that somehow 150,000 would intimidate me how the fuck do you calculate that in your brain?” says Lacey.

“ how the fuck do you calculate 2 million in your brain your oil OK and your inheritance and your husband making 170 a year or something like that and whatever you get from your family I’m OK why are you sharing this does it scare you? They could be robbed oh wait no it doesn’t, because you’re really that rich and your family is being killed by the illuminati and the whole fucking world part why are you sharing this? That’s what I want to know if that’s true?” says a reader.

“ because I think- because it’s my sense of humor I just think it’s hilarious.“ says Lacey.

“ oh, you’re making fun of us for being so complacent for one thing and it’s so pampered and so on imaginative.” says the reader. Yes that is correct and also just the absurdity of it all maybe it baby I just have an unusual sense of humor but to me it’s just hilarious. It’s just absolutely hilarious.“ says Lacey.

“ it’s because it rest of the premise of the unbelievable I don’t get it either. I don’t get why you guys will get it. It’s a bit like candid camera, acceptance, more absurd. If she’s it’s a genius piece of art it really is it’s a great insight into human nature and society and perception, it’s the kind of thing that some people might do with french fries like Bill Murray she just thinks it’s funny because it is it’s funny it actually really is funny. It doesn’t necessarily rest with her supremacy or ego so much as you think it does which is annoying that you assume that to some degree but the point is it rests it rests on the absurdity of the scales. It’s just it’s about proportions it’s about distances it’s about but I just hope I don’t get how you don’t get it it’s just funny.” says a dead person.

“ 00 crap she’s not jack at all.” says a reader.

“ what did Scott have a somewhat similar sense of humor at times?” asks Sheilah Graham. “ yes he did one time he was on a plane look it up. It’s a story that I wrote in my novel about him know I wrote in my bio biography about him. I sometimes think you guys think she’s me and she’s not him yeah I think you think you’re talking to Sheila Graham when you talk to Lacey you’re talking to Lacey not Sheila Graham I’m a different person, one time she’s 40 years old there’s no way she could even beat me. Yeah do a little Matthew for you come up with these stupid ass conclusions anyway, one time Scott was on a plane and a woman was with her husband, and he started talking to her.

And then he said to her boy you’re beautiful boy you’re great, and she turned to her husband no actually she was. She was sitting with her husband and Scott was saying the story behind her back, and then she turned around to smile at Scott and he said to her you silly bitch.

He said that to her because she was flirting with him in front of her husband, just because he wouldn’t shut up about how beautiful she was

He was devastated by Zelda. She was a floundering asshole and he might’ve been too but it really it really hurt him when she slept with someone else and when she had her first abortion, I wouldn’t she said stuff to him that was mean and when she cheated on him, she devastated him, and that was his worst. That was his response was to try to find women like Zelda and harass them in that way to try to get them to snap out of it and stop being such pricks.

Lacey has explain this on her blog. She grew up with parents who were really weird and a genuinely wealthy suburban bourgeois upper middle class upper class neighborhood and people bullied her because she lived in an apartment even though her family is upper class old money and so I think that’s part of what she’s doing She she is like sick of people like you guys and so she’s trying to find a way to sort of snap you out of it by saying look how dumb it is look odometers say I’m humble so you think I’m poor and I will brads you think I’m poor, but in reality, I am vastly superior to to a hilarious degree And you’re just supposed to wake up and realize that you should be respectful to people you shouldn’t talk to people on kindly. You should probably be more humble and aware of yourselves if this whole laundry list of things that are healthy and wonderful and matured. Just think about that’s it. That’s all that happened.

I was fascinates Lacey is to figure out what subliminal messages you read because she is well. She might’ve been a Rockefeller really, though she might’ve married Michael so she’s trying to figure out what subliminal messages you people are picking up on possibly for her own reference possibly for the reference and she’s doing it in a very full disclosure way because she assumes that you’ll know that she’ll use the information, do you know that and that’s why you lie or did it never occurred to you that she’s actually fascinating a real way and she’s a real intellectual because that’s what it sounds me. She’s a genius what she says is so insightful she writes mountains every day like she’s just scratching it on a piece of paper to be fun or ironic, the concept that she has going on this blog is genius and then you still have all these dumb perceptions of her. That’s so incongruent there’s something wrong with you people and that’s also what people are fascinated by.

You guys are being studied right now by the illuminati by all road communities so keep that in mind with your posts, it’s not innocent anymore. People are watching you if this blog is real literally you are really being watched by people all over the world for studying your psychology, possibly sending messages to each other through your post With messages they can put into your art ““ harass other people keep that in mind.” says Sheilah Graham.

“ Lacey they’re gonna have to call it quits because she has nothing to say that almost hasn’t already been said and it’s late and Bobby is very close to saying I’m gay.” says Lem.

“ does Lacey find me offputting?” asks an Australian.

“ yes absolutely is that why you thought that I was intimidated by you you’re a Barrison yourself you act like a British aristocrat, but I know you’re not one and then you act poor in a way that shameful which makes me wonder if you’re actually a little weird.” says Lacey.

“ him so instead of being mean, you just sort of look the other way like you don’t know what the fuck to say to me or whatever oh shit that’s not how you really talk you don’t know what to say to me so you’re just like OK well that’s nice and then you look away?” she says.

“ yes because it’s just sort of awkward.” says Lacey.

“ that’s embarrassing because I know what you mean him. It’s like well a I think that’s a little Barrison that you just said that to me or that you’re posting what you’re posting so I’m just gonna sort of ignore that and be nice of people didn’t understand that they didn’t understand that you felt ashamed for us.” she says.

“ yeah and that’s why I started being so crass because I intuitively knew that you people were really debts to a really ridiculous degree.”says Lacey.

“ you really you’re a genius and so when we say stupid stuff you actually feel sorry for us and you’re just like crap that that actually really is pretty shitty that you have no fucking clue what you’re talking about so I’m just gonna kind of ignore that and say something nice and hope that you go away.” says Franny.

“ yeah exactly it’s like if a little girl were to come to my house and say my mom is on her period and my dad has to go get tampons at the grocery store. She’s playing on her bed with a hot water bottle and I just came over here because I need help turning on the television, my mom says that you get drunk every night around this time so you probably can’t help me and not to come ask you but I’m desperate to watch the Brady Bunch, so could you please help me because my mom is bleeding I don’t think she’s going to die, but she’s already had to wash our bed or her bed twice in the last week.” says Lacey.

“ what else do we tell you so to speak?” asks Franny.

“ you said you’re a dog you’re the ugliest bitch I’ve ever seen that being said I have a crush on you and I love you and I wanna marry you.

You remind me of my mom except you’re hotter and you’re my age which is super cool. And my mom was an alcoholic and she used to blow her nose all the time I have a feeling you don’t do that you seem like a nice lady.

Did you know that I collect stamps to and someday I like to go to Europe I’ve only been there once my car has 200,000 miles on it and it’s the suburban and it’s rusty but I have a really really strong sense that you don’t give a shit which is stupid because you should remind me of my dad that used to go hunting all the time, but he was alcoholic and he died of liver cancer.

So anyway getting back to our marriage can you give me all your money cause I’d like to buy lotta perfume you know what the truth is I think you’re really beautiful and I want to be with you forever by the same time you’re creepy and weird so just go away and actually now that I think of it I’m devastated by the fact that you’re rich because I am not do you think the world is going to end because you know everything the way you analyze perfume makes me think that everything is going to die soon I’m an idiot and I need your help. Please help me me

If you could be your mommy, we would love that because our mommy was a bitch and you’re not a bitch but you’re spicy and we could have fun together cause I could tell you all my secrets and then you could fix me and my fix me I am in love me in a normal way so I could be more popular with all the other kids at school. Did you know that they feed us pizza all the time I ate way too much pizza

I just stop listening.” says Lacey. And so it’s just too much and she thinks forget it I can’t handle this I don’t get how you guys don’t get it. I really wasn’t gay.

“ she cares, but I am it’s too much because she’s so I mean she’s not psychic but she’s wet consider psychic wasn’t bisexual I was straight and Lacey is really not love with you and she cares about people and she really actually is Scotia if there’s reincarnations for real she’s actually literally Scotia and I’m actually Constantine if there’s reincarnation that’s really who we are. Jack didn’t know that Jack had no idea I was Constantine and that’s part of why this is been so traumatic for everyone. I said I would share that is that his family has not really figured that out and maybe I’m not a baby I’m not but if there is reincarnation in the Bible, they still can’t grasp the fact that I am Constantine and they don’t understand Egypt they think it’s like the state of Tennessee in 1975. They don’t get it they they really don’t. They truly have no idea what Egypt is as a concept especially ancient Egypt and how the hell did you think I was ever in love with people who would know that I think you people think I have very simple pleasures then what would be so pleasurable but being with those people they’re shallow so you have to take that off the list what would it be sex? I didn’t have any with Jack so if you take it out you have to take that off the list so then what would it be hanging drapery? I could do that for people professionally they’d be nothing special about that there was nothing that made sense other than what I’ve shared with you possibly and I was straight people don’t love unconditionally the way you people think they do. It’s not magic it it it is some love is unconditional and they can feel like you just love someone for no reason and Innoway you do maybe but it’s not quite what you think it is gods a matchmaker so it’s not like it just comes out of nowhere and it’s just kind of a flibbertigibbet. You know fidget make it but Gidget it’s just it’s not nothing so people do love people for reasons.“ says Lem.

“ I think people think they can dislike her in a way that’s not possible to just like somebody like her.” says Mary Rockefeller.

“ I don’t like either one of you.” says Maria Seay.

And at that Lacey makes fun of Maria’s rather eccentric, sounding voice.

“ you know you’re kind of a bitch Maria aren’t you?” says Lacey.

“ you’re not my niece you’re evil what what the fuck did you do with her with her!” she says new in the afterlife.

“ you mean Carrie?” asks Lacey.

“ yeah I got a super good one off fuck what you’ve done with it I didn’t even make any sense. I was a very dumb thing to say why did I go out of my way to do that to you? I don’t am I’m sorry.” says Maria.

“did you molest your kids too. I don’t mean that I did I mean the mother that raised me did.” says Lacey.

“yeah, I might’ve accidentally will say that it’s funny. It scares me because you have very strong boundaries with your kids and you would never molest them at all I’d I don’t know how to say this, but it’s weird because it is proof that there are some sensitive and families, and yeah God does say it well OK you kind of had a bum a bum start but then it’s like what do you do with it? I wasn’t as bad as your mom I was never that that mean to my kids I was never like that I knew that there was something weird about me, but I never was very thoughtful about it. I never was very I did I did yeah I did. Sort of. I did sort of realize that there was something odd of and I wasn’t godly. I didn’t make the right choice but and I was terrible. I was a terrible mother and that way, but I like to think I wasn’t all bad and that sometimes I actually did care about my kids in a way that I don’t think your mom cared about you.

Why don’t I like you?

Because you’re better than me and my kids Yep you’re better than me and my kids and him that’s so that’s all I don’t like you were better than me I just don’t know. I think you thought that I would love you even if I were even if you’re better than me, and yeah that’s the way it supposed to be and when you really actually care about people I just because I just didn’t care I could be so mad at your mom because I know her flaws but I just didn’t care. Terese doesn’t like you either think she might hate you yeah, it’s competitive stuff with her too, but I also think she really, she really doesn’t like you why I hope yeah well she likes to laugh and you have an a right away good sense of humor I’ve observed, but but you don’t make her laugh you do not make her laugh you’re not light hearted in the way that she likes to be lighthearted And Stephen, Stephen thinks you’re very kind and not correct or not not no not correct not a knot his type of person it’s just you’re just not his type of person and I think I think that he cares about that I don’t think he likes people who he doesn’t like And it’s heartless. We’re very heartless to you for extraordinarily heartless, no way Yep you weren’t wrong we’re heartless.“ says Maria.

“Well, I hope you get that straightened out.” says Lacey.

“ i’m I’m going to be very honest. And I’m sorry I just hate you. I don’t like being pointed out for my mistakes and I take my sisters mistakes with you personally and think that that matters more I just I just hated you you know it’s like you’re you just I just hate you and I I don’t think I was effort able to accept that until I was dead.” says Maria.

“ well, thank you for your expert opinion on some thing. Um, that’s too bad that you hated me. It’s kind of weird how so thanks so much.” says Lacey

“ hey Maria, is that all you wanted to say that you hate her?” says Lem.

“ we raised you to think that we loved you very deeply. That was how we raised you to have that perception of things and I’m sure that Stephen told you he cared and I told you I cared and get you saw through us. Um, I am did you do care about any of that I suppose you do um, OK.” says Maria.

“ yeah, no I mean. You were a huge fan of Bobby Kennedy, weren’t you Maria?” says Lacey.

Z yeah, I was Yep.” says Maria.

“ that makes sense when God just holes in your brains and you vomit out your stupidity and disgusting Ness. I’ll see you in heaven just go suck Bobby’s cock and fart out of your fucking ass and ask Stephen Wesson to give his face back to my husband and tell your little brat fucked up sister Becca to go, smash her self under an elephant for the rest of fucking eternity, if necessary until she gets a fucking clue about some thing other than her own worthlessness and as far as trees, I would like to see someone smack her face off of her body and tell her that she’s a shit person for not loving Jesus enough and then I’d like to see the four of you do a song and dance routine apologize into the Nesheims for being born into their family if I’m not your niece biologically, and there’s reincarnation the fourth you should’ve never been born if there’s reincarnation and all of your kids could’ve been raised by other people your mistakes and you should probably find someone else to be but I won’t see any of you until heaven you do apologize to me for being in my presence by thousand years you little worthless worm.

If he trees do you think maybe you’ll take some thing from somewhere and sell it and have fun sucking Bobby’s cock Maria I’m sorry I ever met you. Are we know you were you were a good influence on my life I don’t know baby you were any messages genetic, and it wasn’t you because you hated me, you should probably take things a little more seriously Maria and social a lot of people in your family and let’s see. I’m sorry if I cursed you doll I break that Jesus‘s name honestly though really if there’s reincarnation no I don’t think any of you should’ve ever been born if your kids could’ve been born somewhere else, I I just it’s a no you’re not the worst people to ever live but I think you would’ve been better off just all never being born oh well OK maybe Stephen is an exception of him if he has helped people through counseling and it was actually helpful and maybe Maria‘s don’t you know I take that back I take that back. I’m sorry I stand corrected. You know everything right You probably all helped people in someway that was useful for them I was thinking in some other sense but seemingly possibly but no I’m wrong you love when I’m wrong you all do don’t you come no you all contributed to society probably so maybe you’ve helped someone be happy in someway that meant something to them And for that that’s good that’s great if there’s reincarnation congratulations I’m being useful to the world I know I would still claim connection to the connections to this year‘s. I can do that. I have a right to do that. I also have a right to not like you, Maria, more than you have a right to like me or not like me, you people never seem to understand your responsibility and that way even though you’re smart enough to him you know thanks for letting me have fun sometimes I’m sorry I might have gotten that wrong. If you guys should’ve been born somehow I just don’t understand it I’m gonna start talking to you like you’re all mine farriers because you probably are and you’re also just children compared to me, Yep you’re all about the age of my kids even though you raised me is not funny, I don’t like your generation you’re very full of yourselves.

I intend to raise my kids with hopes of them not turning out like you people and that way or your other problems I like your mom I like to not I liked a lot of other – I’m still Geyserville swell and away, but I am no I am not a huge fan of your attitude or head towards certain things you’re very cavalier About other peoples feelings or maybe you couldn’t say it no more loving way, but oh my word I respect the fact that you knew I needed to hear that, but I don’t think I deserve to be hated and it’s absurd to tell me that considering but my mother dead And wouldn’t even doing as I’m writing this. I wish you all well I do and I still consider myself. I have every right to talk to people if I want to in purgatory I get to do that that’s how things work and someday I’ll figure that out for you when you figure out how things are supposed to work with God, I’d say that’s all of you um, but no um I don’t know what you want me to say I am I guess congratulations on being dead to all of you you Becca, and you, Terese, and you, Stephen, and your Maria because as we say this seems like you’re all dad. I know it’s interesting. I really do get to still use your family name if I want to and the oil there’s nothing you can do about it, Maria that oil is not really your oil you’re not at that time in that way even I mean you are but no more than anyone else is in the family and I get to say that that’s mine just as much as you do this is how it’s legally conducted and less if your mother wrote me out of her weight I’m sorry unless if my mother wrote me out of her will that’ll be exciting Sincerely I would find that depressing him and it would really have been orchestrated by the illuminati and so does account at all. I’m still getting the middle rights from from Jim but um yeah I get to still use everything there’s nothing you can do about it I don’t even know why the fuck you care so much Anyway have fun sucking Bobby’s cock if that’s what you’re going to go do next on your hitless tour of cool things you are very cool Maria and all honesty you’re not a fake cool person so. I didn’t hate you I didn’t hate any of you is that sad I am an extraordinarily loving person, profoundly, loving and intelligent and sensitive and you could’ve easily loved me. There’s nothing sven a little bit unlovable about me at all, I’m so sorry the feeling is not mutual that’s pretty screwed up isn’t it? Are you guys on your way to hell or to have your eyes gouged out or what what’s next?” says Lacey.

“ and they’re on their way to go to Purgatory.” says an angel.

Well, that Hass to be a surprise for

“ call Becca I doubt Maria is all that surprised but I have a feeling the other three are in a bit of a state of shock Becca I have to warn you you wake up at one point in the morning crying her eyes out because there’s nobody there um, Terese I figure you see a lot of bugs Maria you worry me and Stephen I have a feeling you’re probably going to get some very intensive counseling. That’s what I that’s what I suspect is about to happen rich we just we just round it out and make a whole list of people the family who probably hated me let’s do it it

Bethany, Joni, Noel, Nedra, and address, daughters, and i’ll leave it at that for now. They’re other people but we’ll just leave it at that.” says Lacey

“ I should not have allowed you to have this conversation with these people. I’m sorry that being said now that that’s over and I made a horrible mistake and lotta love you talk to talk to her we’re going to go to bed and I doubt will be talking to you again, unless if God says otherwise for a while if there’s reincarnation, we would like a chance to say goodbye if some of you ceased to exist as yourselves maybe you want though I don’t know. I wonder if Becca will but I don’t think that I get it. I know God has he loves us all but yeah we probably won’t be talking for a while so we bid you ado and we wish you well, so thanks so much.” says Lem .