We Are The World by U. S. A. for Africa plays.
“What you doing Africa?” asks Scotia.
“We are the world. We are the children. We are the ones who make a better day for just me.” says MSNBC.
“We are the ones! So start giving!” says another hateful liberal.
Warning by The Notorious B. I. G. plays at Lacey’s request.
“Whatchu you doing in my hood?” Lacey asks them.
“Nothing!” says Bobby.
“I doubt.” says Lacey. She smashes them with her hand.
Trump wins in 2016.
“Why you like me?” asks Trump laughing.
“You stay put. You don’t harass me.” says Lem.
“Whatchu doing in Africa?” asks Lacey.
She grabs them all by their necks.
“They’re dead. But…why y’all in Africa?” asks Lacey.
Bow Down by Westside Connection plays.
She starts dancing like an Egyptian.

“Yup!” says Mark Schiebel.
“Lem. Lacey is like that?” asks the CIA.
“Yes.” says Lem.
Drop It Like It’s Hot by Snoop Dogg plays.
“I get hot for him. Can you blame me? Why you gotta hate?” asks Lacey of all gay men about Lem.
“We aren’t listening.” they say.
“Where are you?” asks Lacey.
“Where does it seem like we are?” they ask.
“Trying to watch the whole world with your backs turned. I feel like you’re…barely involved.” says Lacey.
“You really are a genius ditz.” says a gay man.
“ do you know I don’t think I wanna waive the gay flag anymore because you’re being really graphic but I feel like you’re doing it for the purpose of heaven which cracks me up because you’re using our language to try to explain yourself and you’re throwing our crassness right back in our face and it’s hilarious and classy and sassy and impossible and I’m a little overwhelmed so you really don’t quit being this person this is just who you are and I don’t want to understand that can I write a post?” says a living gay man.
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