Jackie Kennedy (Intro.)

Hey Ya! by Outkast plays.

Look at that smug bitch.

The mannish arms.

The tiny tits.

The thick waist.

The Adam’s apple.

The anus lips.

The huge nose.

She has gross face. She’s literally gross.

But her eyes are pretty. And she has nice hair. And so she has hope.

Promiscuous by Nelly Furtado plays.

But she’s too dumb to manage to be anything but a worthless piece of shit.

Arguably one of the biggest wastes of human admiration to ever exist in human history. She was nothing. She wasn’t a nobody she was a nothing.

She’s a worthless person of history.

Why? Because she’s a fraud. She’s an absolute fraud.

There’s nothing to her. She’s a hoax.

How?