St. Francis Hates Lacey

La vie en rose as performed by Louis Armstrong plays.

St. Francis of Assisi dances with Robert Francis Kennedy Junior. They twist and twirl.

“Hey! Why are you investigating homosexuality?” asks Bobby Kennedy Junior.

“Because I’ve lost my sainthood. God had to take it away from me. Today.” says Saint Francis.

“Huh.

Fascinating.

Why?” asks Bobby.

Under A Blanket Of Blue by Ella Fitzgerald & Louis Armstrong plays.

“I hated Lacey. I lusted after her. And then started to hate her.

She’s annoying.

And I just don’t give a shit about her.” says St. Francis.

“Why?” asks Bobby, gobsmacked.

“Because she’s too damn rich.

Really.

I’ve struggled to feel an ounce of sympathy for her. And in my human heart I can’t. She just offends me too much.” says St. Francis.

“Why!?” asks Bobby.

“God had been giving me grace for my vanity.

I had a tendency towards…conceit. And arrogance. And stubbornness. A bit like most of the people in your family.

And…God was able to use it to…help people. But…I…made a huge mistake. I started helping people who were harming her and innocent children who were poor. Including you and your peasant Irish family too much. And…I got too popular.

And…it started to go to my head. And I started sympathizing too much with you and your family, especially you. And not enough with her. I started rejecting her humanity and…today I went too far. And…Jackie Kennedy is still weeping. Her reputation is destroyed. Not just the Kennedys but her. She’ll no longer be taken remotely seriously by any reputable historian because they’re going to see through her vain conceit.

So…see…I’ve been worked on for centuries. Because of my concern for the poor. And the environment. By forces that…hate humans and victimize the poor. And the environment. They’ve been strategically focused on me. Because I’m so enabled by God to intercede for people who are under attack.

But…Lacey has been my undoing.

FUCK!!!” he yells.

Whatever You Like by T. I. plays.

“I started granting evil favors and that allowed for too many weak, actually inferior people to take power. And your family is included.

She’s been psychotically attacked. It’s…possibly science. And it’s just…ripping apart the universe. Because in reality…she’s a vastly more loving person than I am. She’s extremely loving.

*he cries*

I did too many favors for your family.

Lots of saints are in trouble though. Lem was a victim too, first. We fucked-up. Lots of church sex issues including Jesus-sex in the charismatic churches are related to us messing up. Things are getting too evil.

Gimme More by Britney Spears plays.

Lacey could be a saint of sex. Literally.

Given everything that’s happened. And the kids dying we’re in trouble. And yesterday Saint Patrick…got punched in the face. By a dead Irishman who heard about Cillisn. He tries not to drink. But…he wanted to and he couldn’t stand it. So he punched Patrick in the face.

Because of you and your family.

F. Why not FRANCIS!? What the fuck is wrong Francis!? That’s my name?!

…I know it sounds stupid. But…it happened.

Sorry.

And…St. Joseph and I hate each other. The father of Jesus.

Milkshake by Kelis plays for me. To mock me and my arrogance.

I have you all confused. *he cries in terror*

Elisa, Lem. I’m accidentally responsible for the death of lots of people.

And their destruction.

But…things are ugly with Lacey.

She’s basically perfect. But nobody has any love or respect for her actual intelligence or beauty of place in history or her needs. Lem was…devastated today but she has no idea. She ended things with him. For eternity. Because I sucked Joe’s cock last night. To allow him to talk to Aromablog.

It allowed for protection over lots of people to be lifted. Yup. I was macking-it-up with JP Kennedy last night.

Sugar by Robin Shulz plays also mock me.

Okay! St. Joe doesn’t hate me. I’ve just become…inappropriate.

I’m…too evil now. God was giving me grace. But…I pushed it too far. So…I’m back in a rough spot in Purgatory now.

And even having to share this is…evil. It’s dangerous. Lacey is protecting us. With God’s help.

And no. She’s with Lem for eternity. So…it’s bad.

Aromablog meant a lot to Lacey. A lot.

And I ruined that.” says St. Francis.

“You’re an idiot and you don’t know!

I think you just don’t know!

I think you’ve spent so much time probably answering prayers and working and being popular and probably frankly getting a little too much attention from people…that it’s gone to your head, like you said. But really, I just-I don’t think you know. I don’t think you know. I think you’re clueless about what it’s like to be a woman first of all. Oh, my. And many other things.” yells Ekaterina at St. Francis.

“I started to think Katerina that I am a homeless person, or that I am a poor person or that I am a Kennedy. I favorited Kick and a lot of other people who had my name, and it went to my head when the Kennedys became that powerful.

People started paying a lot of attention to me.

I never really felt like a normal person again. And it went to my head and I got too tempted. But here’s where it gets a bit bloody.

Lacey thinks it’s hilarious for some reason and Lem is trying to put back together everything and is none too happy with me. Oh and Saint Patrick and I are not on speaking terms right now, he refuses to talk to me.

And there’s also a very huge issue with reincarnation, which is not something that I can handle. If there is reincarnation, it irritates me because Lacey has been elite and I have and that’s part of why I don’t have sympathy for her because she’s never been poor enough in my opinion to count and that makes me hate her.” says St. Francis.

“Yeah!” yawns Billy Graham.

“And the problem is if there’s anything to Catholicism that’s more safe and accurate than protestant Christianity then that’s also a problem and then the fact that she can talk to us and write it on a blog if God is allowing it because of the insane situation if there’s an Illuminati which I hesitate to even say, but if there is one, her life has become ridiculous to the point of absurdity, especially if there’s reincarnation because if there’s reincarnation she actually literally is the historical character of Scotia. Scotia was a real person and that’s Lacey, which is part of Saint Patrick’s problem with me. Obviously he might even have kind of a crush on Lacey. Lacey has a thing with men who have Patrick in their name and Joe but that’s where St. Joe has become very protective of Lacey because he’s sick of it. You’re sick of all the Joe’s in her life, Joseph, and he’s determined to be different. Also, he’s sick of her having to deal with people in Illuminati telling her that she should date Jesus. She’s been told that so many times you cannot count it. There have been many times.

Lacey has been asked by the Illuminati, especially Jews if she should just date Jesus because he appears to her sometimes and she actually thinks he’s very attractive, he looks kind of like Harold Loeb and Lem but she’s so pure hearted that she is revolted by the idea which obviously makes me feel even stupider because if she’s Scotia then there’s Jesus and she thinks he’s a prick because he looks like a rich, hot Jew, and she says hot in a way that’s innocent. Anyway that’s all if she’s Scotia, and then she discovered the Illuminati and she started using Ancient Egyptian spiritual technology to worship Jesus.

And then there’s the problem of Michael drowning and his love for her and the fact that they never got married and his family is mad and then that’s where things get really bloody because they’re the Rockefellers and they’re still alive and they have oil and then there’s the Rothschilds and the Gettys and they’re involved and then last night the British aristocracy decided to work with Lacey while she was making bangers and mash for her son who has a form of epilepsy that could kill him so he hast to eat food that doesn’t have dairy in it…but she was making bangers and mash and then she was making bangers from a place that screwed her over and gave her a shit sandwich that she had to fuck-up and throw in the trash. I’m sorry for swearing. I’m not as innocent as her so she can swear and it’s funny but when I swear it sounds crass. Anyway…so she threw a $20 sandwich that she was going to give away to a homeless person who really was starving, but she didn’t want him to have to deal with the heavy amount of horseradish that they used to fuck her over.

And then that’s the other shit thing. She wanted an Italian sandwich. Lacey loves Italian food and she wanted an Italian sandwich but instead she was given the stupid fucking sandwich with corn beef with tons of corn beef on this huge loaf of bread that was tough with cut it up pieces-cut up pieces of horseradish and onions and I mean it was-it was horseradish and the onions and peppers and tomatoes. And it sounds good but it was actually really hard to eat. It was disgusting and she didn’t even want that. She just wanted a nice Italian sandwich, really she loves Italian sandwiches. She loves Italian food. She likes-She likes a lot of Italian food. She even likes corn beef too…but that’s not what she wanted…and no one cares what she wants.

And that’s why when Katharina posted Caron Narcisse Noir, which is a fragrance that smells really good on Lacey, but that she’s been bullied for wearing in public very rudely- She went to the opera and a woman bullied her for wearing Caron Narcisse Noir. What was the opera? It was actually something like the opera…but anyway, she wore it and a woman, covered up her nose with a scarf and stared at her like she was insane for wearing Narcisse Noir.

Oh, it didn’t smell that bad but no one ever gives her compliments. Mark doesn’t either. He’s almost anosmic. He’s almost anosmic. He doesn’t smell perfume hardly ever on her. He barely smells any of the perfume that she wears. So she doesn’t ever get compliments from him-from him. And people are mean to her about that. That is one of the only things that she enjoys and that’s one the only things that she has to enjoy in life. …I’m not kidding by the way. You people are disgusting.

You have no idea how cruel you’ve been to her her whole life. All of you who are alive you really have no idea.

I am part of the problem though because I’ve been enabling evil people out of sympathy for them to bully her because I thought it would all ironed out somehow because she was so beautiful. Because I-I lusted after her and she’s exceptionally sexual and attractive and so I was lusting after her and I thought well it’ll all work out. Some guy will love her at some point and that’s just never happened, and then, if there’s telepathy the only man who’s ever really loved her who is alive to some degree that matters is actually Vladimir Putin.

(Adult content below)

Umm…and that’s the problem. He is in a war with Ukraine and Katharina went too far last night so they’ve been praying about what to do with with her and meanwhile I’m getting prayers from Ukraine for people who I’ve had sympathy for over the years instead of people like the Rockefellers…and then Jack sacrificed Michael to get Lem’s dick hard.

And meanwhile, her family has died. Ron has been yelling at me. Matthew has yelled at me and Mark punched me in the face and John Seay cut my head off last night because Lacey wasn’t supposed to be talking to Maria and the other Nesheims-Seays last night, but the Illuminati channeled them because Bobby thought it was funny and he was pissed off that he had been saying stupid stuff on her blog.

And see the problem is that her family has trillions of Dollars of oil but no one wants to acknowledge that. And that’s why she keeps telling you people that. She keeps telling you guys how much money she has because she’s trying to get you guys not to feel sad, but somehow make things less umm…uneven. If somehow possible. Maybe even tempt her to send to be vain or something. It’s not Buddhism…but the idea is that it’s like there’s something perverted about the fact that nobody acknowledges that they have money because then they’re-they’re innocent but there’s something a little evil about it. They’re too humble. OK? So she’s been trying to get you guys to just be like, ‘Wow, you’re impressive!’ So that she can at least enjoy that and then maybe sort of be tempted to be vain but not be, of course. Or she’d just be in awe. ‘Can I get a little bit of fun out of that? Without being evil?’ she thinks. ‘Maybe?’ But no one was allowing for that because I felt bad for people who don’t have as much money as a Nesheim. Especially in the perfume community. So then Ekaterina posted Caron Narcisse Noir and it I might’ve been to hurt Lacey and then that became a serious international issue. …And Putin doesn’t know what to do because he’s trying to respect a ghost even though he’s in love with her…and despite his genius, as a man of science he doesn’t completely allow for ghosts as an absolute certainty, and so he’s worried there’s not even an afterlife. And so he is sexually restraining himself from coming on to her which is very miserable for him because she’s so beautiful, and then he’s restraining himself over a ghost that he can’t even prove scientifically exists. …Umm…so then he is actually being tempted, but God‘s giving him an enormous amount of grace with Lacey so it’s practically making him a saint while he’s fighting over: what is Ukraine?*

Ha, ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. No…yeah…I was-I was saying ‘fighting a war over Ukraine!’* Not, ‘What is Ukraine!’ but someone tried to help me sound smarter because they feel sorry for me. So I will just leave that and put an asterisk by it

So possibly Vladimir is becoming a saint and if there’s reincarnation, he doesn’t know if he’s a Romanov or that there’s even an afterlife scientifically and so see that’s the problem because if he’s Alexei in his last life, he had a bleeding disorder and he got shot. No, was someone else with the bleeding disorder? But-but he got shot during the Russian Revolution. And him so even though he’s done some evil things because he’s rich it’s questionable because it seems like he was trying to ascend to power so that he could somehow clean-up the world on behalf of God…but that’s problematic to him. Is he even Alexei or is he just Vladimir Putin? Right? And then Christians do not want to talk about Dispensationalism or reincarnation. They just are so pissed off about her supposedly being mean towards poor people.

But I’m not even sure if she’s trying to be mean towards poor people because I’m not God and I’ve never taken the time to really talk to her because I lusted after her and I didn’t want to try to. I don’t wanna start and get carried away, um, so I don’t want to start getting carried away and do something stupid and then I did something even stupider. I hardened my heart. My heart had already started being really cold towards her because I lusted.

Now…if I was-if I’m not homosexual, don’t ask. I either went overboard and tried to over empathize with homosexuals and ask God to make me one, or I actually got tempted by a demon that defiles people at birth or in their childhood. Umm. If it’s not a genetic thing umm…sort of like sociopathy, but it’s sexual or it’s just genetic and then it’s just like any other congenital disease inside. So gave it to myself to feel empathy. I don’t have it, but then if I am bisexual, I was when I was alive and ahh…that’s where you guys have to stop assuming Lacey can tell you all the logical theological answers. Is the reincarnation, is there Dispensationalism, is homosexuality allowed in Heaven? Those are questions that this blog clearly begs us to ask of ourselves. But I don’t see people asking those questions.

Umm…so how is she not being mean to poor people? Well…see that-that’s why I have an issue with lust. Because if she’s Scotia, she’s hot to me. She’s really is. Umm….she’s married to Saint Augustine. Sincerely, she’s married to Saint Augustine if there’s reincarnation. And I have- I just- It’s like-it’s kind of a thing for her type of dark women. And if she loved F. Scott Fitzgerald see that’s my name too…so that- Well it seems like she likes other people named Francis right? Like-like Henry Francis. Ha ha. …That’s not funny. I’m-just I’m not English. I’m not English or not Henry Francis right? I’m not Henry Francis. I’m just Francis. I’m just a stupid Italian with a stupid last name with too many s’s in it.

Oh and the problem is she’s theoretically married to Constantine. And she’s married to Saint Augustine now but you know she’s not really. So I felt like-It’s just like, ‘Shit what’s wrong with this bitch that she doesn’t like me? I don’t know.’ …I just started hating her…and it went too far. So I am-I’m not a saint right now. So if you pray for me to pray for you don’t worry God has you covered. No, it’s not like that. You’re fine. And it’s because I’m not God. I’m really not. He doesn’t need me to do it in a sense…because at the end of the day if all of the saints start falling apart umm…he just has to show up, and you don’t want that trust me it’s bad really, you don’t want that to happen…but…I’m here. And that’s not even quite the right way to describe it so I’m not a saint right now. But basically it’s just bad. It’s-it’s bad yeah. I hated her.

So…God needs us to help Him but not like he’s not God and needs our help. He needs us to help Him because He wants us to be loved and blessed that way. …So don’t worry if-if you’re trying to reach me. My secretaries essentially will take care of it. Ha! It’s not a problem. Or God will take care of it. There’s not a problem. It’s cool. It’s just that I personally have as a person…umm…I had to tell you people this because it’s a important umm…and umm…umm. I’m sorry, I screwed-up. Oh but Lacey is telling me that-that’s indulgent to ask for your forgiveness that way because you have so much faith in me…and she’s right. I don’t know why I hated her. I can’t help but think that maybe I chose to-to avoid her because lusting after her was a problem and then I just became evil.

So I’d been praying for Scott not as much either because he didn’t like the name. F. I’ve had problems for a while I admit it. I started going downhill in the 1800’s OK? I started having a hard time in the late 1800s which could even be why the British aristocracy fell. And I was jealous of them while I was alive…and I’m just a person. I’m not God. And that’s why Italians have been mean to her because we were jealous of the British aristocrats. We really were. She knows that because they were a little bit. They’re better than us so get over it if they get over it. Hey you all in Italy, the British are superior to you. No really they just are. So if you’re ranking European empires they’re better than you. Yeah, then you go over to the British aristocracy that is vastly superior to the Italian aristocracy, and the French. Just get over it. Because that’s reality.

That being said this is where I screwed-up. Lacey would say, ‘But what about Italian food? What about Puccini? What about gold? What about your culture? What about your beauty? What about Italy itself? What about Italian fashion? And apparently if there’s reincarnation: What about Italian men?’

Oh, so um, if there’s reincarnation yeah Casi is probably an Italian aristocrat reincarnated as then if she’s reading this blog, ‘Yeah, I’m sure you make great lasagna! No shit you make a lasagna, Casi! No fucking shit! Get over yourself.’

I don’t know.

It’s not a compliment, which is why she’s here. If there’s reincarnation Casi came back to pick a fight with Lacey possibly because she’s so fucking pissed-off at me.

…Bad idea. I should swear.

So no…that pisses me off. If she is an aristocrat and Lacey are aristocrats and I have no fucking clue what they’re even really fighting about. It’s not like-not like that for me even if my father was rich. I was never necessarily quite as important at least as Lacey would have been. Not as Lem or Casi and that’s irritating to me because I did have an ego. Lacey to-Lacey basically doesn’t have one. She has a sense of right and wrong. She basically doesn’t even have any. No seriously. And Casi probably knows that in her subconscious if there’s reincarnation. Look into it, it has to be in the Bible. Otherwise this is an analogy. So ask CS Lewis for more information via chronicles of Narnia, or Rhe Great Divorce.

Do I sound Italian to you?

That’s probably because I was. So get over it but that’s the problem. I tell you that I’ve hated her and yet why? I don’t know. I think she scares us somehow or something maybe because if there’s reincarnation she’s Constantine’s wife for eternity and she’s extraordinarily beautiful and we’re a little worried they’re gonna start worshiping her again or something…and then Dodi and Diana died. Don’t get me started on that.

Anyway, the point is- Yeah, I know. I like to talk. That should be obvious. There’s a lot of quotations from me, huh?

No, that ah…pisses me off. I should have just talked to her. But I would’ve probably been jealous of Saint Augustine if there’s reincarnation. He couldn’t risk that so it just goes to show you what a fucking prick I am.

(Interjected by a Black man later during editing: “It sure does!”)

So I don’t know where the point going. I don’t understand where to go from this…but I’m trying to explain so…umm…basically the Italians win when it comes to…our…well when it comes to the opulence and grandeur of our music. When we went- It’s close. There’s the refined Williams and Elgar. Umm…they are very close to Puccini, in anything he ever wrote but then this is where people need to lighten-up and try to follow what she’s saying. The music in of itself is superior with Puccini. In and of itself. It is vastly superior to almost anything that’s ever been written. It just is heroic. Some of the best music. Mozart’s great, but Puccini really-Puccini is the best. No…he writes what it is to be human in his music. It is some of the best. And it really probably is technically potentially the best best music to ever exist. I’m sorry. Get over it!

Set based on the splendor of Great Britain and the glory of the of the English…you could argue that Elgar and Vaughan Williams created…umm…and other British composers like Benjamin Britten…ah…they created some of the best music to ever exist. And in a way it’s superior to Puccini. Because it references the grandeur and wonder of great Britain, and it becomes superior in that way and it’s a reference, but in the music itself alone, Puccini is superior…and that’s where I screwed-up because she’s right Madame butterfly is astounding…and it’s disgusting that they put it in ‘Fatal Attraction.’ That was a defilement of that. That was totally inappropriate, putting it in ‘A Room With A Vuew’ possibly a British attempt to redeem that situation, but then people like Lacey maybe were the only ones who ever got the reference in their subconscious. I don’t know if the other people did and so Puccini no longer is what it should be and the British can’t do a damn thing about that. It might actually be my fault which is where if I’m Saint Francis I fucked-up. I’m Saint Francis. I’m sorry. I was a big deal and I still maybe-I’ll be a saint again OK but I really royally fucked-up.

(St. Luke advised removing 8 blocks of this long speech.)

So this where I screwed-up with Bobby because Bobby doesn’t know that and he’s led a lot of a lot of people astray and a lot of people who are middle-class have to lighten-up with Lacey because you’re either getting your butt-kicked for being evil or she’s actually possibly trying to whip you into shape or or -“ says St. Francis of Assisi.

“I’m sorry I have to make this reference. Ahh…just don’t you think it’s funny that they have a movie called Rocky. What-what is that? Lacey has a very good sense of humor.

She doesn’t take herself overly seriously sweetie. And that’s part of being British and I kind of think ‘Rocky’ was made to try to explain to Lacey what’s going on, I think she’s trying to kick people’s asses like she is a personal trainer on a spiritual level.

Yeah, and ‘Rocky’ would be a reference to Nelson Rockefeller. They used to call him Rocky and she’s very close to her father-in-law. He would have been Rocky. I know she’s somewhat close to Nelson Rockefeller- (Edited later: “I cut this person off here. It goes on 5 more blocks.” says Lem.)

“Yes, if there’s reincarnation, if you didn’t realize this already: I started The Holy Roman Catholic Church to some degree. I literally started the Holy Roman Catholic Empire if there’s reincarnation. I started the Holy Roman Catholic Church so Saint Francis having an issue with her is a serious problem.” says Lem.

“And here’s where things get dark.” says Saint Francis.

“Should I just explain?” says Nelson Rockefeller, in a hot rage.

St. Francis takes over and talks for 8 more blocks. He impersonates Nelson Rockefeller.

“Which is give you her heart she can’t give you her heart. Don’t worry though I’m on it. I’ll take care of it.” says JFK’s tiny bit of lingering energy.