“Last Time”

And this is the last poster going to be doing for the rest of the week until after Easter, so will post to Instagram but we’re sure as hell not going to keep writing these posts because it really is proving to be a total fucking waste of time yes what the hell was wrong with Lacey‘s approach of relating to people the way that she did you kept implying that there be something that you’d be able to dress better? That was bizarre so far there are no positive suggestions or criticisms it’s just nothing, do you have anything you’d like to say is there anyone awake in the Perfume committee reading this or is there anyone that would like to comment at all or should we just realize that you people are absolute fucking narcissistic the phones for the most part who have been harassing her.

“Oh, why why would you never talk about your family’s wealth if you were trying to relate to someone who is as wealthy as me?” says Chris Hayes.

“ I because I wouldn’t expect people to understand, and I would expect people to be competitive and petty, and it was just seem sort of pointless and stupid so I would use class signals and stuff that I learned growing up to sort of stay at my place, and then, if they fell on deaf ears, I would just kind of not give a fuck.” says Lacey.

“ what do you mean you wouldn’t give a fuck?”

Who the hell is asking that question? identify yourself.

Silence.

“ I wasn’t the one that asked it but I’m part of the group of assholes and buffoons who would ask which is stupid question so I’ll just say I did.” says Bill Clinton.

“ am I was raised in a family that is objectively old money upper class we have tens of thousands of acres of land that has a CEO of oil underneath it and we’re very grounded down to earth people I was raised to give a fucking shit what someone who is elite above me with think of me and a very sort of defiant, aristocratic wonderful American way. Edit may actually be a little different than I thought it was I used to think it was just some sort of middle class working class, farmers defiance.

But now I’m realizing the reason why it was so workable was because family owned tens of thousands of acres of land over a sea of oil and weed had millions in the family for hundreds of years potentially so we had enough social clout for it to matter, and like we still do but I didn’t know that and I thought it was far more working class in middle class than it was and part of those because of how they present themselves the farm is very humble they’re very western everything is like an old western movie from the 1950s that was why I was there growing up and my grandmother you know it died in the early 2000s in her 80s so it’s different the grandmother that raised me but when I was growing up know it was like something out of an old movie. It was very different. It was very old very western and so I grew up with you. Have you ever seen the movie HUD that keeps coming to me Hutt HUD with Paul Newman that’s the aesthetic that I grew up with and we were Norwegian farm family of old money but that sort of rough western tough defiance was definitely part of the Nesheim aesthetic. That’s very western North Dakota it was that was young, everyone was pretty much white there as Native Americans but other else was white and like that they’re not rednecks they’re not roughnecks they’re not pics. I refuse to call them that because that’s I don’t think historically accurate. They have some money and that it’s just it’s it’s own thing. There should be a word for it, and they’re tough. They’re very tough people know and a lot of people who lived in Montana might’ve been somewhat similar that time in Wyoming and Utah, and other areas of that sort and that’s where I grew up with people who were aristocratical but who had that toughness to them and of course they were Norwegian, and so they go skiing you know, and they had a sort of posh posh sort of a old money, aristocratic, bearing really it’s hard to describe it without you seeing it but the Roosevelts are somewhat similar. Sincerely, if you ever watch a Roosevelt descendent interviewed that attitude is us Eunice Kennedy shriver apparently had it as well but that’s I don’t know if hers was authentic or not I’m not sure if the candy is even all the money I don’t think they are necessarily, but old money isn’t just the Kennedy is it isn’t just you just fucking Kennedy fucking Shriver from fucking hell Ville and Ireland is actual people who really were old money and I’ve had money in their family for centuries like mine, and to be honest with you we sounded like that first potentially, and she copied us.

And that’s the thing right now my kids are jumping and causing fucking Mayham in my house, but I am ignoring it because I am so fucking tired of dealing with your demonic oppression of me

It’s like this every day my house is a mess. I fell down the stairs. My kids lives in the north ended and you people can’t get it off because you’re so fucking worthless. My choice do you know why you’re worthless because you keep rejecting Christ! *yells Lacey in a sudden Scottish accent*” says Lacey.

Dead people from Montana and Western North Dakota laugh. And that makes Lacey laugh.

“ where in the world is my my the Scottish accent keep coming from I don’t get it it’s totally involuntary. I have absolutely no control over it and it comes out at times when I’m really angry.” says Lacey. “ is it demonic oppression and a track or is it something that I actually have a problem with because I’m having a hard time with it right now isn’t even as I speak. I have no control over this in order for me to be able to talk through all of the demonic oppression I suddenly have to start really tapping into myself and then all the sudden I start speaking I come out in this bizarre Scottish accent, and I can’t figure it out. Is that who I am is it feels like I’m yelling from my spirit in my soul and it’s just coming out of me which scares me how is that who I am? How the heck do I have a Scottish accent? Where does I get her from? It’s not it’s not some thing that makes any sense to me. It’s bizarre. If no idea how frightening that is.”

“ what do you mean when you’re really mad like it’s just I don’t understand fuck I don’t like what I’m reading and so I’m making it stupid I am what do you mean when you are really mad oh my God!” says a reader.

“ it only started after this whole debacle with whatever is, this is whatever this is where they’re at so luminosity or some thing else that’s when the start actually just started in the last year or two when I am really angry and my spirit is being repressed, and I can barely speak if I force my spirit to control my body. All the sudden I start speaking in a Scottish accent, because other people who are allies and demonic entities are trying to control me to shut me up, and so when I force out words, it’s only turns into a Scottish accent, when I use my own spirit.” says Lacey.

“ hey so they’re trying to possess your body and it’s not working and then you’re resisting that and what comes out of your mouth when you speak is involuntary Scottish accent?” asks a Catholic.

“ yes I am the errors catches me off guard because I’m not expecting it and then I try to fight that because I don’t want to be in violation of the word of God but there are times when I get really angry and I can’t stop myself from yelling to protect my kids, or protect myself, or protect my husband, or to make a point that a Scottish accent just comes out.” says Lacey.

“ so when you just yelled at the illuminati that they’re rejecting, Christ, you yelled in a Scottish accent?” says a Catholic.

“ yes so much. Yes, I said you’re rejecting Christ and I did sound like a Scottish missionary with a bitter ax to grind.” says Lacey.

“ OK are they scared of you?” asks the Catholic.

“ I I think the people who like reincarnation think it’s funny, and it makes them laugh. I think people who, like the idea of Scotland tend to be rather taken by the stuffing and it makes them smile I think people who are evil and are hoping that all stop being a Christian Are hopeful and suddenly start becoming nicer and hopes that all abandon my faith and then some people I think find it baffling is anyone’s scared of it. I doubt it or if they are they’re covering.” says Lacey. “I scare myself. It scares me to hear me sound like that I scare myself.”

“ so it’s it’s a real Scottish accent?” asks the person.

“yeah, how many times do you want us to tell you that you fucking nitwit?” says Lem.

“ oh yeah I’m a narcissistic demon working with the illuminati and the Kennedy family to try to make you think you’re schizophrenic and try to convince them that they have power that they don’t have him. I am actually channeling humans so it’s not just me and you can pick up on that Lacey there’s dead people and they’re living people who are Catholic. That may be either read this blog or a reading it, who really do worry and wonder if there’s reincarnation that might be all that it is go ahead and give me to hell.” says a demon.

Lacey does that.

“ do you know what sad is it? That’s actually a really loving thing to ask Lacey right now, so is there anyone who actually exists who is not just a demon or a ghost who would like to have a conversation right now?” says Lem.

“ Lacey I’m just curious if you had how much money would you have if you had thrown it all the way?” asks a reader.

“0000 I didn’t throw away all my money I threw away enough to make a point to my living husband so that he wouldn’t bully me so it was like I had. I didn’t do it for a reason and I actually think it might’ve been somewhat affective and what was it that I would buy it? What would I how much would I have for 100,000 probably and what would I have bought with 100,000 actually could even be more than that it could be three or 400,000 more things add up they really do when you’re strategic with your money as a husband that I have legally know we could be three or $400,000 richer than we are right now easily maybe even $500,000 richer you’ll be surprised how quickly things add up and what would I have probably a diamond ring from Falion Skinner worth 30,000 and that would be nice want it I might have a pair of diamond earrings worth 4000 and everything else would probably be about the same. I might have a new countertop and floor in the kitchen but everything else would probably be almost the same.” says Lacey.

“ yeah they just wouldn’t have probably almost any debt and their house would be more paid off and they have more in their retirement. They would just be a couple hundred thousand richer or possibly she’s right that’s all they just be richer and she’d have a ring right now from Bentley and Skinner. The thing is I would have to make that ring my ring from for me to her, and that’s a very difficult thing to do.” says Lem

Later.

“We just don’t care!” says liberal America in the Illuminati to Lem. “We’re glad JFK raped you.”

“Go on.” says Lem, laughing.

“Look. You’re a masculine, buff, rich prick. And makes entitled to compensation.” says the liberal Illuminati.

“Because you’re sad?” says Lem.

“Yeah. No shit you were straight.

Those are bisexual or gay men.

It’s OBVIOUS.

We see it. But we lie about it because we’re all mostly secretly very scared about homosexuality.

Those are straight men.

You can see it.

Lem looks straight.

He looks like a straight man acting gay.

Truth is we hate you. Because

1. You impersonated a gay man.

2. Jack fell in love and you were only lying.

3. You were so damn convincing.

4. We can’t get angry because you were innocent.

5. We hate being wrong.

6. You’re making us stare at pictures of you and it’s annoying.

I mean yeah. Okay. You actually do look straight. But it’s annoying. Because you’re acting gay. And it’s so convincing

But then we realize we see you’re heterosexuality. And that we ignored it to begin with.

Why? Because we were told to believe you were gay. And since you acted like it…we took that really seriously.

Same thing here.

And you know. We do that with other things too.

That’s an expensive watch. But we’re not supposed to know that. So we don’t.

The White House looks pretentious. But we aren’t supposed to think that. So we chose not to.

That’s actually a big house. But that’s not…a lucrative business strategy for the real estate industry. So we’re brainwashed into thinking that it’s smallish.

Rose Fitzgerald Kennedy was creepy as hell. But we were told to believe she was a brilliant, loving, angel. So we do.

Picasso is weird as fuck! But it’s fine art. So no one says that.

That’s hideous looking. But it’s considered chic. So we see it as chic.

That giraffe looks demonic. Maybe it actually is.

See…we ignore stuff.

And we believe it’s for the benefit of ourselves and others. But…it might not be.

Lem…this is where it gets ugly.

We just barely care. We barely care about anything or anyone.

We pretend to. But we don’t.

Why?

Because we can’t.

We are poor. The Kennedys and new money Hollywood are our best assets. So…we can’t…think about it. Why? Because…collectively we are exhausted, overtaxed, harassed poor people.

So…we care about rich people causes. In Hollywood. And some really poor people stuff. And…that’s about all we can psychologically afford.

Why am I telling you this?

Because. Maybe I don’t hate you. Maybe liberal America has Borderline Personality Disorder. As a group.

Lem…I just can’t care.

Why are you and Lacey even here?

Your heterosexuality is glaringly obvious when placed next to Lacey. It’s LOUD. And she starts to feel less oppressive to me to analyze.

Your face looks gay. But your body does not. And placed next to Lacey you look stupid. And Jack looks gay. Because you’re totally trying to sleep with her. It’s so obvious. And Jack just looks confused.

You look like Skippy.

Except you get Mallory. You get the girl.

Skippy was a straight character.

And…you’re not…going to fool me. I know you are too.

Why do you lie about trying to sleep with Lacey?” asks liberal America.

“Because I thought I was gay. …But…also to win. I sneak up on her.” admits Lem.

“And she’s okay with that?!??” shrieks Liberal America

“Yes.” says Lem.

“That’s creepy.” says Liberal America.

Silence.

“We don’t care about Lacey. Mallory annoyed us too.” says Liberal America.

“What’s so annoying?” says Lacey, eerily like Mallory.

“Why did you start talking about yourself?” says Liberal America.

“To be appreciated.” says Lacey.

“It didn’t work.” says Liberal America.

“Yeah. It felt worth it. But…no. It didn’t really.” says Lacey.

“You’re like an aristocratic version of Mallory.” laughs Liberal America.

“Well. Goodnight.” says Lem.