Yeah. I was just sitting there. Eating a boiled egg in my truck and I felt the ground beneath me start to cave and then I flipped around smashed into the ship and died and then my truck fell into the ocean. My neck broke. It was a quick death.
I’m Coming Out by Diana Ross plays.
I came out of my body. Obviously.
Umm…it’s not so bad. I was a Christian.
But it was…weird. Not as scary as weird.
I’m happy to say that God is intervening for my family. But I’m very sad for them. They will miss me. And will be looking forward to seeing them again in Heaven.
I’m okay! I’m just dead. I’m sorry.
“Why is God allowing her to write this? Great question.” says F. Scott Fitzgerald. “Maybe she’s exasperated. And it’s absurd. And God knows that. I know she feels bad.
Also…that bridge was named after my ancestor. That bridge, the Francis Scott Key Bridge was named after my ancestor. I was named after him too.
And Grandpa Pantell was a very wealthy British shipping heir.
Best of My Love by The Emotions plays.
What happened?
*He thinks*
It’s complicated.” says F. Scott Fitzgerald.
“We warned you!!” yells Biggie.
“What happened?
Well…Lem was from Maryland. And Pennsylvania. The train derailment last year was connected to the problem too.
Lem…acted gay. Red Fay knew he wasn’t. Red Fay wondered if Lem was neutral. Which would be more bisexual than gay. Or maybe it was a mystery to Red. And he didn’t know the exact right way to describe it. But…the Kennedys and the Liberal Americans in the media stupidly decided he was for sure gay. Based on suspicious accounts of supposed unnamed sources called “friends” and supposed popular opinion. In truth it was very unclear. And there was something weird about it. Even if Lem did once admit to homosexual behavior or believing he was homosexual…which he readily admits to…there was something off about it all. He is said to have “refused to talk about it.” That’s weird. And it was spun as meaning that he was protecting Jack. But that’s pathetic. …Lem looks straight. He acted gay but he looks straight. His physical features and overall energy is straight. All of these things, including his reticence to discuss it and Red Fay’s awkward comment are proof that he might not have been gay at all. And his ghost has clearly stated that he was heterosexual. He thought he was gay until his very final years. He died in the 1980’s. He died in May 1981. Maybe his “friends from the 1970’s” never got a chance to hear about what he realized in the year or two before he died. Or did they? Who the Hell are those people?!?
Why was Lem so happy at Jack Kennedy’s wedding? Genuinely happy. You people are disgustingly self-indulgent intellectually. You stink! …It’s putrid.
There’s so much evidence to suggest that Lem was heterosexual and psychologically disturbed in some pitiable way. Why can’t you reason through that!? You’re intellectually bankrupt.
And so…speaking of bankrupt…the shipping company was struggling financially. …And I’m Francis Scott Fitzgerald.” says F. Scott Fitzgerald.
“Oh fuck! Damn! Wow! Oh my God!
Oh wow! …Go on!” says Bobby Kennedy Junior patronizingly.
“So…the shipping company…was going bankrupt…slowly over time…and they didn’t maintain the ship.” says Scott Fitzgerald.
“What!? I’m just in shock.” says Bobby. “Go on, nigga.”
Caroline Kennedy laughs with him thinking he’s incredibly hilarious. He laughs with her.
“So…the shipping company…was…” says Scott Fitzgerald.
“I was the Lieutenant Governor in Maryland.” says Kathleen Kennedy.
“Yeah! And your daughter and grandson died their in the ocean too!” says a man who died there. “OH MY GOD! TWINSIES!”
“Bitch yeah!
Shit.” says another man who died there.
“See. Death isn’t that serious.” says Bobby. He laughs.
“Then why did you tell me to die?” asks Mary Richardson.
“Because I wanted to put you out of your misery.” says Bobby.
“So why don’t you put yourself out of your misery and shoot everyone else in your family too!” says Mary Richardson.
Gimme the Loot (without the line about the mother) by The Notorious B. I. G. plays.
“That’s my voice. Saying, ‘I’m a bad boy.’ But it isn’t me. Biggie caught demonic energy that imitates me. To JFK. Or did. But it isn’t me.
You are hopeless…without Christ. Our brains aren’t able to process it all. Nobody is capable of it.” says Lem. “We’re mere humans.”
“SLAVE SHIPS.” says Biggie. “We warned you.”
That’s from the album Ready To Die.
“That’s LEM!” says JFK to the Biggie song.
“He smiles. In the past. Head bangs to the music.
He should have submitted to Christ in dire desperation but he seemingly did not…even in death.” narrates Lacey.
“So!
Can I continue!?
Yes?
Good!
So…the shipping company was in severe financial distress. At some point. And the company struggled to maintain the ship. So…it lost control…and crashed into the bridge named after my ancestor.
What…connection does that have to the imaginary Illuminati? Right? It’s imaginary?
Anyway whether it’s real or imagined…the demonic nature of the Illuminati is the problem.
See…the Earth…is fallen. So…Satan can control certain things. And Satan does.
Hypnotize by The Notorious B. I. G. plays.
And when the Illuminati meets a player who’s bigger than them…they have to bow. Lacey’s Nesheim oil is HUGE. It’s a MAJOR player. Far superior to almost anyone other than a few nations. Like China-“ says F. Scott Fitzgerald.
“Oh fuck! I’m on it.” (sincerely) says Bobby. “I fuck Lacey all the time.”
“No you don’t Bobby. You’ve never slept with her.” says the CIA.
“Then I’ll fuck another Nesheim.” says Bobby.
“They’d have to consent. And be aware.” says the Illuminati leadership.
“Nah. That’s only in normal circumstances. This is an emergency!” says Bobby.
“That’s unlikely to work.
Sincerely Bobby.
That’s not how things work.” says the Illuminati.
“No. I’m a Kennedy!!” says Bobby.
“Bobby. Does your dick have anything left in it anyway?” asks Germany.
“No. I get it all out. Several times a day. Just like…Jack. Right? Yo! I be cool. Not stupid.” says Bobby listening to Biggie and feeling he’s suddenly best friends with Biggie and yet cooler too.
I’ll Still Kill by 50 Cent plays.
“I love this song.” says Lacey, sincerely and sweetly and very heartfelt.
“Anyway…she’s also friends with Al Capone.” says F. Scott Fitzgerald.
“Oh fuck!” says the FBI, sarcastically.
“So…what happened, Scottie?” says Bobby, with cocky grandeur.
Tsar Putin laughs at them. “You realize that the shipping problem that was created will cause a major crisis in the United States but nowhere else in the world most likely?”
“SHUT-UP!” yells Bobby. He laughs, high on his ego with the FBI. “I’m only kidding.”
“Yeah. It’s just a joke.” says Chris Hayes, laughing. “I mean…it’s just a coincidence.”
“No. It’s not.” says Grandpa Pantell.
“So…the shipping company…had financial problems…and they didn’t maintain the ship…and so it crashed into the Francis Scott Key Bridge and killed six people and utterly destroyed commerce. To some degree.
It’s evil…to some degree.
Okay? And I took a microphone and spoke recently on this blog. About oil. …I’m Francis Scott Fitzgerald. I’m F. Scott Fitzgerald. That…bridge…was named after…MY ANCESTOR.
In Maryland.
So…it’s like magnets. Okay?
You defy God…and step outside of His protection…you pay for it. If not now then later. That’s just fact. You can’t defy God.
So…you pull the rubber band, the magnet, the spiritual force…back…far enough….in violation of Lacey and Lem…and the Nesheims and Tom Banks…and Rita…it creates a a force. It draws a gravitational field that cannot be destroyed. It’s kinda like the water system that drew Maeve and Gideon into the water. It’s a force.
And so Lacey’s soul matters. Her family matters. My family matters. The Pantell family matters. Al Capone matters. The Billings matter. And…so…because of how this whole shit show started…it’s a challenge to the Rothschild and Rockefeller power too. And the power of Great Britain.” says F. Scott Fitzgerald.
“Oh God help us! This is stupid. There’s no way they can all be that worried. She’s a stupid bitch!!” says Bobby, laughing. “I’m calling the bluff!”
He fumes.
“I’ll sue you!!!” he yells at Lacey.
“Bobby you legally can’t. It’s not a blog claiming to be fact. At all.” says the CIA.
“Yes it is!!” he yells.
“No. It’s ghosts. Science doesn’t even recognize ghosts. It’s art. It’s…humor. It’s…an exploration.” says Jane Birkin.
“But it makes such big claims!” says Bobby.
“No. She’s has honor.
Bobby. You must let go of the power.” says the Qing Dynasty.
“It’s my power.” says Bobby.
“No. It’s her power.” says the Qing Dynasty.
“No! IT’S MINE!!” yells Bobby. He throws things around his room.
“No. She’s not your family. You’re an idiot, Bobby.” says the Qing Dynasty.
“NO! I’m GENIUS!!!” yells Bobby.
“Scott please keep explaining.” says the Qing Dynasty.
The Qing Dynasty repeatedly hits Bobby in the head to shut him up.
“So…the shipping company has financial obligations they didn’t address. And the ship fell apart. And it hit the bridge.
Because…a sort of magnetic pull was created by the attacks on Lacey. And so our energy was pulled into the field.
My energy. The Pantell energy.
Lem’s energy.
The Nesheim oil.
The Underground Railroad.
Louis Hill Junior.
Tom Banks.
And…lots of people.
And…we tried to make it as safe as we could fight to make it. Few people died. Those who died died quickly. But…we couldn’t prevent it. We tried. But you all tried to suffocate her and harm her kids and their house and her neighborhood. Way too much. So…given our power…Satan had to oblige us.
We fought him. But…he’s Satan. He’s not in love with you all like you delude yourselves into thinking. So…he felt like doing his dirty and causing trouble in another way. He’s just Satan. And he’s maybe not capable of defying the laws of nature quite that much. He’s not God. So…he had to and wanted to kill somebody…in my honor…and Grandpa Pantell’s honor…and Lem’s honor…and there was nothing we could do about it.
You all attacked her so damn much Satan was obliged to kill on her behalf. He didn’t ask her when or where. It mostly just manifested.
You did it to yourselves.” says F. Scott Fitzgerald.
Warning (2007 Remaster) by The Notorious B. I. G. plays.
“This is about me!” says Bobby.
“This song?” asks the CIA.
“Yeah. I’m listening. I’ll figure it out. Don’t worry.” says Bobby Kennedy Junior.
The song plays.
“Can you predict where?” asks the CIA.
“YES! But we can’t often if ever say more than vague things. That’s what we’re allowed in this situation.” says Scott Fitzgerald.
“So…why do you all keep challenging Lacey and her background and Lem?” asks a reader of Bobby and his crew.
“Because…we can’t let go of our power.” says Jean Kennedy.
“It’s hard to let go of our family’s position. We totally fucked-up with Lem and his psychological issues and our evil-peasant values…but…we still can’t let go.” says Eunice.
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