“Ireland” by Lem Billings

Oh well.

This will be short.

Turns out Ireland is…angry at Lacey. Why?

Because if there’s reincarnation…Weir & Sons is hurt that she’s a Scottish aristocrat. Weir & Sons from 2010. So whoever that would be. Some of those people are possibly dead. That was 14 years ago and old enough people helped her when she bought her first engagement ring there. It was three diamond stone ring in white gold. For $6,000.00 at the time. It sucked shit. But it was a quality ring. Lacey settled for it because she was being thankful. And appropriate. But they felt she should kiss their asses and eat their shit as a thank-you for even being in their store without being beaten to a bloody pulp.

Funny thing Jews are often hated by the Irish. But while Lacey and her legal husband were there they actually came on to him the whole time like worthless buffoons. And eyed her like she was the “ugly Jew.” Mark was obviously Jewish and Lacey was obviously not. But in their psychotic narcissism they literally lost their minds and took one look at her and then psychotically lied to themselves after that like literal lunatics. Telling themselves that he was the white Norwegian-American aristocrat and she was the “ugly Jew.”

So why are they angry at Lacey? Because they…are…hurt…she’s a Scottish aristocrat. And they don’t want to deal with their GROSS lies about Scota. …But mostly…they’re hurt by Jesus that Lacey exists. Why? Because they have to be respectful to her then. And they want to hold her responsible for Israel and English oppression of ALL OF IRELAND. They want to believe that Lem Billings…PROVED by his ASTONISHING, ASTOUNDING, PROFOUND love for JFK…that the English were innocent.

Yes. Ireland shakes its tits in Mark Schiebel’s fave desperately begging for him to help them with their HORRIBLE “tensions.” So…they can worship Lem. “Is that how one does it?” they ask.

They BELIEVE that SCOTIA lived for 1,000 years. They BELIEVE…that Soctia never died. Literally never once. And that she was the source of ALL Irish oppression.

Medicine by Dayglow plays for the evil Irish in this case as they grin and raise champagne flutes to the British Royal Family. Lots of dancing. Celebrating in the streets!!!

Why!?

Because…on behalf of JFK…and Lem…they believe…THEY BELIEVE…THEY B. E. L. I. E. V. E….that the British Government and the British Aristocracy NEVER hurt their feelings or stole their land…at all. They…were never attacked by any English person. EVER.

They BELIEVE in love? Love wins? Ou non? So…non….non…Lem and Mark aren’t an Englishman and a Jew at all. Not enough anyway. Not like that bitch Lacey. Not like Scota. No. Literally according their definitions they are British. “Ireland” as a country and concept is just an inside sex joke that Scota doesn’t understand about butt sex with their GODLY eternal lover…the British…via Lem Billings…who stole their land and fucked them in the ass with blow torches in reality. But reality is just a dumbass highfalutin bunch of stuffy nonsense that Scota the dirty Jew believes in. Nah. They got it all figured out.

So…according to the Irish…Lacey who’s a Scottish aristocrat…reincarnated…is violating the Virgin Mary and the baby Jesus by existing. Why? Because she believes in reality. And in reality Lem was straight and Jack was the homosexual one. But they hate reality. So through the power of Jesus Christ the evil Irish are trying to exercise faith…to make reality go away. They are sure in their hearts that reality can’t be something to fear or to be responsible for or respectful of. They are sure that the truth, whatever that is, is that Lem was GAY, DAMMIT. And no…that’s not reality or truth. But they don’t care. They believe they’re Jesus’s hot-ass bitch-boss? That Jesus loves them so much more than ANYTHING OR ANYONE to ever live. They believe that all of humanity, thanks to the power of the Kennedy-knowledge, is a joke compared to them. They think all of humanity other than them was a fart from Ireland. And since Jesus and them are the cool-kids they have a right to mock us all for bothering to breath in their world with them.

They truly believe it’s not this:

No. It’s this:

And this is a WORK OF CHRIST JESUS:

Which means…that…the 400 Year Oppression Of Ireland that happened in reality…killing millions of Irish people…including children…never…fucking…happened. That’s right. It never happened. At all.

Because if it did then Lem is straight and was. And that’s what the Irish are adamantly telling God and all of the universe right now from eternity to eternity and beyond for an unspeakable amount of time and intention. Possibly because that’s the curse the Kennedys created for the Irish to live under in the Illuminati to try to get Lem aroused for once without Jack Kennedy having to rape him.

If I Ever Feel Better by Phoenix plays as Jack offers to be assassinated again to steal Lem from Lacey and still be able to lie and believe he’s more in love with him than Lacey and that he has the GOD ORDAINED right to alter human sexual orientation why-ever, whenever and whatever and wherever he likes.

I’m circling this because it looks like Ireland will literally cease to exist. From my legal, historical perspective it looks like Ireland is likely to cease to exist. In the next 50 to 100 years. Yes. Sinn Fein matters to Scota. Scota loved the Irish Rebellion of 1916. She cheered them on. Her heart was for the Irish to live free. But…Kick Kennedy and the Kennedys in general decided Scota…sucked…shit. And that Lem was going to be brutalized into homosexuality so they could whip Scota’s ass.

Why? Possibly because they’re evil Jews who were sent away from Germany or Poland or Russia in the 1500’s or 1300’s because they’re lying, murderous, vile thieves. And the Jews, as loving and loyal as they often are with their own people, felt they needed to send them away. So…The Kennedys hate Scota because she’s Egyptian. But…because they’re narcissistic they don’t care about reality if it makes them look bad in the eyes of other people who they need to have worship them to continue on with their delusions. So…they’ve made Lacey Jewish and evil. And they’ve made her Great Britain and Great Britain…due to Lem…a meek little lamb of love.

Let me remind you that the Kennedys love revenge. They live to “get even.” So of course stealing Scota’s “twin flame” is perfect for them, if they’re still mad about Jewish captivity in Egypt. And they’re mad that the Jews rejected them and sent them West. Kill two birds with one stone.

anemone by slenderbodies plays.

But Ireland rejected Lacey. And it was cruel. And this morning they attacked her too much. She was made to discuss her horrible experiences in Ireland again…with ghosts from Weir & Sons. And instead of apologizing to Lacey and having a reasonable discussion with her about the situation they made everything fall apart. And now Lacey is married to Skippy Handelman. Not the actor. No. The character. Apparently God can make fictional characters come to life…and He has. And so Skippy is…humorously amused by it all as is Lacey. He’s the character. And Lacey and he are waiting to figure out from God whether that ends Lem and her flame or not, so to speak. It’s unclear if Lem would be alone for eternity or if he’d just be constantly “given company” by harassing Kennedys or what. He’d never fall in love with any of them or have any part of him altered. They’d just turn into parasites instead of humans eventually over time as that’s what they are determined to be, possibly. And he’d have to scrounge around for some woman to love him with God for eternity as parasites attacked him until he could figure out how to get rid of them himself, on his own. But maybe Lem doesn’t deserve that. We’ll see.

No. If there’s reincarnation in the Bible…Lacey is allowed to decide the fate of Ireland in every version of reality. Forget ALL Irish pain and everyone else’s views. It became her sole choice when Skippy Handelman and her became emotionally involved today. Why? Because she genuinely didn’t realize that that was happening and Lem shouldn’t have left her in that position. Skippy exists and he outsmarted Lacey…because he didn’t think Lem was in the right. A day or two ago. And “no one” has a conscience in regard to innocent children or Lacey or nature for years.

Ireland is stupid as fuck.

They made complete fucking assholes of themselves to Lacey. And even if she speaks on Scota’s behalf she…has that power. Over Ireland. Even if Scota is fictional…LACEY IS SCOTA.

So if Ireland wants to stop throwing their poop at Lacey and Scotland we’ll see. Until then, Ireland is a country that ceased to exist in 1968. When? When Bobby Kennedy Senior got drunk and made Lem suck his cock once while he was running for US President. To get high thinking he was becoming Jack. Of course Lem hated it…but the Kennedys didn’t care and don’t care one iota what Lem wants or how he actually feels at all. No. They’re insane. They are dumb and spoiled and evil-peasant enough to believe that whatever they want matters more than physics, biology or any sort of fact or item of actual value or meaning. They’re insane.

So…will Ireland exist again? It depends. Lacey has to decide. So far she’s worried nobody alive gives a flying shit about Ireland. And that Ireland is sort of a sad country. …It did exist. It really did. But…does it now?

anemone by slenderbodies plays.

And at that Skippy has to explain to Lacey that Joe Kennedy is and was nuts for bothering her.

“That’s what I thought.” says Lacey.

“He’s after you.” says Skippy to explain.

“That’s silly.” says Lacey, looking spaced-out.

“No. It’s not.” explains Skippy.

“Yes. It is!” says Lacey.

Skippy smiles. “What if I don’t love you as much as Lem?”

“Does that matter? You’re so much nicer than him.” says Lacey, deeply exhausted.

“I am.

My mother always wanted me to marry someone Jewish.” says Skippy.

“Skippy you’re given me a headache.” says Lacey.

“I think Lem loves you more.” says Skippy.

“Then where is he?” says Lacey, exhausted.

“We fell in love.” says Skippy.

“Oh yeah. When I watched you. But…why does that matter?” asks Lacey.

“Theoretically?

Because they’re attacking you. And delving into your mind in sick ways and have been for eight years because they need you to be weak or something that will make them feel better again. Because you’re Dutch old money. And etc. and they’re too shocked and stupid to know how to handle that.

Yeah. You had a subconscious huge crush on me. And Lem is me…to a point. And I’m sick of wanting you and Lem making you sad.” says Skippy.

Later.

“So…we have a problem.” says Ireland. “She’s possibly actually Scota.”

I don’t I just I would like to say that I am amused that Ireland doesn’t care about Irish pain as much as Len Billings his deck am I with Len Billings fraternity or am I was Skippy? No, it’s not at all what God had in mind for me, but he’s god he’s not a human he can eat it he doesn’t control free will so people take advantage of that in purgatory like the Kennedys but that’s you know that’s not my problem. It’s not my fault that you people are don’t look at people in the eyes and study them and actually analyze what’s in front of your face my eyes look almost identical to Scotia‘s and I are sheep are so fucking proud of themselves, thinking they know so much fucking more than Americans thinking they’re such a genius that’s when it comes to every fucking thing or thing you are the most conceited country I’ve ever been to, and I’ve traveled around the world enough, most countries when you go are thankful that you’re there they don’t smirk that you’re there but that’s how psychotic you people are if I’m Scotia on the one hand you think it’s funny that I’m visiting you and it’s really not funny at all the little peasant idiot you saw that in the television show in the 1960s and you still think it’s a plot line it’s not and it never was do you want to laugh track for my entire fucking visit to Ireland or watt? I almost killed myself in your country I did I thought about jumping off a fucking cliff I’m not exaggerating I literally thought about killing myself while I was there because I was so fucking miserable.

I was a very sexy brown eyed woman I still M you couldn’t look me in the eye. Why can’t you look me in the eye do you actually know something about Scottish history? Do you actually know something about British history or are you people just fucking pretending to be more intelligent than Americans who are Dumb do you pretend to be as stupid as a stupid emoji it’s that I say that I’m sorry. Do you actually have the IQ of a dumb American and then you pretend to be sophisticated in European or what because you should have probably recognize me not just on some psychic level that you’re not amused you but actually knowing who I was, I went into the most exclusive jewelry store in all of Ireland, people had plenty of opportunity. We stayed in an exclusive hotel got room service Aiden did it Aiden the restaurant went to the tea service. I walked all over Dublin for about an hour because Mark suddenly mysteriously got lost. I went shopping in Dublin. There were enough people that I saw who should have recognized me. People laughed mysteriously at bizarre things the entire time I was there like I was a joke and if I am Scotia, I bet that’s probably why because you people indulge in witchcraft out you you’re a liar and you’re psychic sense instead of common sense of decency to decide everything is that it?

So you knew I was Scotia and I put a backward jack ass as you are you thought 00 this is funny Scotia is visiting with a Jew and it’s like so fucking what then you’re like yeah baby he’s not even Jewish and maybe she’s not Scotia maybe she’s just a blonde woman from Norway or some thing I know you went cross eyed Because instead of being humble and understanding that if I am Scotia, I have a pretty fucking big deal considering I started Scotland you thought you were all the crown, prince of America.

I know the sad truth is no Skippy would never have done that to me. He would’ve thought your people were weird and be honest we wouldn’t have even visited Ireland but if there’s reincarnation, I am married to Saint Augustine but I’m sure he’s in a seated for you people many times over the years And you were rather smitten by him weren’t you oh nice but that’s where you’re supposed to have some common sense and decency and realize that he’s a human man and that he was with a girl who was most presumably supposed to be his wife or his girlfriend or something no, we went to Ireland for it to be romantic and you totally shit in my face the entire fucking time, and I did my best to be funny about it with you, but to be honest, I would be hesitant at this point to ever go to Ireland ever again I’ve had a lot of faith I’ve purchased oh no I have I purchase tens of thousands of dollars in jewelry from we are in cents I have a ring that if I hadn’t thrown it down the toilet would probably be worth about eight or $9000 I have excellent taste I only required and requested the best diamonds available, although they were small But no, I like perfect things but actually the person who help us was rather floored by that he couldn’t believe that I had such exquisite taste in diamonds. He called me a peasant, high maintenance ugly stupid bitch with a weave.

I didn’t have a weave this is natural blonde hair or it was it’s called reincarnation and if you think Egypt is black, go fucking jump off a cliff you bitch. No I get to decide if I’m black or not Egypt is not black it was never black OK they are related to us and frankly I am more white, and Egypt was more white than all of you.

So what are you if you’re not as white as in a Gyptian I don’t know are you a worm Cillian Murphy the little boy, who died in the closet wasn’t he was a little boy, but he’s dead now, and I was there with him when he died in spirit You’re the ones that killed him not me you don’t think I care about things. No I care it’s you who doesn’t care. I care I have an excellent memory. I don’t think you people have a memory at all compared to me possibly

So let me explain something to you. I don’t think Jack was in love with him as a Jew. I think he was in love with him as an Irishman that’s house you’ve embarrassed yourself to the point of I can’t. I can’t even I can’t even I can’t even handle, saying it in my own head to say it out loud he was in love with my British aristocrat has been to oppressed you people Who is straight, but it was a meager, trifling love that was passing and meaningless really because he chose not to let it have any meeting. He chose to just be a vain, selfish weird freak that’s how all of you seem to me at this point because you were all sided with him. He didn’t have a reason to be with him at all he just listed after him, and he was in love with him on some very low level. OK it was a very passing meaningless love that he had for love Because I was straight that’s how God made him one way or the other that was how long was made I’m straight to and I’m supposed to be with him for eternity. I don’t know if I am not they have a feeling I might be and that’s the problem. Jack was not straight he might not like that but that’s kind of the reality of it so Jack was in love with lamb love was not really in love with Jacqueline was confused and see that that’s where you feel imposed upon because you say we’re poor Irish people. We can’t figure this out, well you came to America you got filthy rich that was your choice and if you want to claim that you came to America because because of Irish because of English oppression I don’t listen. I’m intrigued by that because I’m Scotia and I’m Scottish and Egyptian I am the Celtic One not Linn I am the Celtic one not Mark I am the Gaelic one not you. I invented you practically.

Oh there was there were people there there were who were in your country, but sweetie at this point I could kick their fucking ass and they know that. They’re scared of me.

And is it rather funny that I don’t think I’m an imaginary person if I’m actually Scotia and I’m not that’s so dumb the Kennedys are they keep insisting Scotia‘s imaginary skirmishes imaginary know if I’m actually Scotia I’m not a fictional character and that way if I was Skippy, how do you been for eternity? I will become a fictional character but that’s not what I am or what I wanted for myself and neither did God so if I have to be a fictional character, then watch out because Ireland will be a fictional country if I fucking want it to be.

“Hey…how much of your your your anger is related to Scott explaining in some dumb ass way last night, that Nancy and him fucked each other?” asks Ireland.

yeah, it’s nice to talk to another Celtic person who has a sense of things if I’m Scotia yeah I like you brilliant question it’s probably related to that. No it was a brutal, brutal fucking discussion. I was up until 8 o’clock in the morning finding out about how Scott apparently had some dumb ass idea that woman had a nose job paints on her eyebrows, using tattoos and then I’m supposed to be inferior to her for not shaving off my nose with a knife, I mean what the hell he thinks it’s more honorable to shave your fucking nose off as a woman then to honor your menstrual cycle I mean Nancy has gotten cancer she used diet drugs to try to be skinny that’s not honorable there’s nothing honorable about that and then going under the knife to shave off your nose and lying about your ancestry know who the things I don’t do Lord willing I don’t do them at all. Say yes I have a headache. I was attacked by weird and sons and I am devastated because it’s so fucking hurtful you people keep insisting that I’m a peasant and that I’m poor I’m not. I was a Scottish aristocrat right now I’m actually sort of an American Norwegian aristocrat today in the mail. I got a wheel telling me that I have mineral rights from my mother who could die any minutes, I legally have mineral rights to one of the largest oil reserves in the entire world. It’s my personal property the minute she drops dead and I don’t even I’m not even on speaking terms basically with that woman that’s how big of a deal I actually am.

And then I have a dumb ass Nancy Siri wants to fuck so stupid horse bitch who shaves off her fucking nose and discusses her daughters constipation with me? My God help me.

And then this morning I had to wake up to some jack ass from Weir & Sons who is insisting that I am still a peasant bitch what the fuck is wrong with you people!?

*an Irishman laughs*

*Lacey laughs with him*

“ Lacey I have a feeling you look more old money than anything and I think that’s part of your frustration is it’s your you’re really genuinely not an ego testable person do you like pub food yeah and good food you know good what did you eat all you were here that you liked I’m trying to get a read on you you know that what did you like when you were here?” asks an Irishman.

“ I had a seafood dish and that was like it was seafood, scallops, shrimp possibly clams in a white sauce on spaghetti. That was excellent. That’s one of the best meals I’ve ever had.

And then the breakfast was extraordinary I know it’s probably not traditional, but now it was very maybe it is on the way. People are very persnickety about that at times in a very pretentious way, I suspect, but no, it was mushrooms with stuffed mushrooms, tomatoes, eggs, bacon, and tea. I had very good tea had better tea in England to be honest, but it was very good to get an island. It was excellent and to be honest I preferred English ale to anything I had to drink and Ireland. I’m sorry but the alcohol was better in England.

Oh, I’m sure I had potatoes and some thing at some point again the better potatoes and gravy I have those actually and in England I like English food and see that’s the problem sweetie. I am biologically at this point English but if I’m reincarnated no I am Scotia and I loved Ireland until I went there and then you people treated me like absolute fucking shit, I told you all off as I was walking through Dublin on the last day that I was there people kind of noticed and didn’t say too much and then when I was in the airport or so I’ll be pretty fucking glad to be out of this country and again, people didn’t know what to say I warned you as best as I could. I really have as far as I know.

And I’ve been very nice I really have I’ve got probably oh let’s see yeah about 10,000 11,000 $12,000 worth of jewelry it’s not that much but it actually is sort of a big deal that everyone comes $12,000 in a jewelry store into a country I’m not a peasant I have a launching watch a diamond and platinum ring and I had a nice $8000 engagement ring all from the same jeweler and you know as well as I do that really there aren’t that many people shopping at where in sons peoples taste are complete fucking shit. There’s some people that still shop there but not as much as they used to be the websites, complete crap to some degree and it wouldn’t be, or would it modernity know that right he haw.

It’s really not that complicated you sided with the Kennedys and you still do you pretend not to just like Scott pretended to be loyal to me, but you’re such a traders and to be honest I don’t understand that because if I am Scotia, you didn’t used to be really before the 1960s I recall you people being very honorable to the point of tears at times I do I recall you people having an extraordinary, excruciating amount of honor and valor and love fridge other for your land for yourselves maybe most for yourselves, but it was in a beautiful, edifying way you said for yourselves you made a name for yourselves that way I don’t understand what happened to you but even in regards me it seems to be entirely about lambs cock. I’m sorry it’s crass, but it’s true. It’s entirely about making them hard for Jackie even though love was straight, are you all just demons now or what other than a few children here and there are all the other children normal and all the adults I mean what really is true quit fantasizing that you know more than I do if that’s absolute fucking bullshit, you’ll be more honorable, bowing down to me and praying to me if that’s more truthful, then sitting there, obliterated yourself and making a fool of yourself in the eyes of God if that’s what you’re doing.

“ I know I actually I look like Mark price mostly but I’m not him so I look different than him now when people say they don’t look the same I do look the same because that was an actor. He was a very talented actor and I am the actual character, oh so I just have to say I’m confused why do people think my wife doesn’t have sex with people not right now she’s my wife really and remains to be seen if that lasts or phlegm gets her back or what happens Michael try to make the stick and I didn’t quite work. Oh well right now she’s with me and I’m just I’m baffled you have a fictional character you’ll be surprised and we will die even people who are fans of the of the show family ties or who are fans of Alex that you know Keaton so to speak or someone else on the show and think I wish that these people were real and gods like maybe they can be and then he makes us real and it’s fun for some people like some people died and I’ve had great conversations with my fan club so to speak that those are the things that you get to enjoy when you go to heaven or when you’re you know in a pretty good place in purgatory are you guys know about that right purgatory you’ve heard of that no noise response do you guys know about purgatory have you you’ve heard of that or not even do never heard of that?” says Skippy Handelman.

“ hey yes if we’ve heard of that.” says Ireland.

“ OK well that’s good. Yeah I’m not a God I neither shit but god to create us and he created you to. It’s not cool yeah he created humans he could easily make a fictional character real and as far as I can tell that’s what happened so it’s actually quite fascinating but no, I think what I don’t understand is why you don’t think that she has sex with people because that’s the sense that I got. It doesn’t seem like the Kennedys understood that either you know you told her you’re a dirty Jew you’re a dirty Jew, and then she thinks I’m not really Jewish him and then I’m like no you’re not but you want to hang out with some juice and she’s like yeah that’s that’s fine and I realize this woman finds me attractive and she’s extremely beautiful. She really is she’s extraordinarily beautiful she she slept with me not like we haven’t actually slept together, but theoretically because I’m a fictional character and I’m not stupid, she actually did theoretically sleep with me and I know how good it would’ve been. I have a sense of those things right actually God does but that’s the thing what makes you think that she’s not normal as a person because that seems to be with the Kennedys think it seems to be the sense that I get that the Irish don’t understand that Scotia was a woman and that if she’s Scotia, she’s Scotia and she’s a woman that she’s having sex as a woman she’s not Jack Kennedy having sex with people she’s a woman and she’s not a demon she’s a woman do you think that all Scottish people don’t have sex you answer that question first do the Irish think the Scottish don’t have sex?” says Skippy Handelman.

“ no it’s possible that we don’t understand that that that the Scottish people have sex no I wonder I wonder if that is a hateful stereotype that we created for ourselves in our perception of the Scottish with an Ireland.” says Ireland.

“ so that’s also part of the problem you have all these ideas in your head about her that she doesn’t have sex. That’s funny that she’s in your country that somehow she’s a dirty Jew because it makes you feel better about the Jews that are living in your meds that you don’t know about who are not people that I would recognize is Jewish I’m sorry I wouldn’t say the Kennedys are Jewish. I would say that they might have Jewish ancestry but I wouldn’t say that they’re Jews the way that I am.

And if it makes me some sort of messianic Jew, that’s between you and God just sort out let’s keep talking I don’t understand. How are you? People have that conclusion about the Scottish, though that they don’t have sex and be honest, I think you think the eighth at the English usually don’t either, but I think you feel do you find the English very attractive And I think you, I think you tend to fantasize about them being in love with you because somehow it makes you feel better about yourselves and I think that’s a huge part of what happened. Jack really needed him to be in love with him for his ego, he desperately needed that, he could be himself around him in a gay way but that’s the problem. Jack was a terrible person and a sex predator so he was he raped Lem’s and that’s who he was. He was a rapist in a fallen world. He was a terrible person, so no, he needed them to be in love with him And that’s the problem. He needed them to be in love with him and if it doesn’t him it doesn’t make any sense you really don’t make sense how can you keep backing a man who is a rapist who needed who needed someone to be in love with them, it wasn’t about love. It wasn’t about him actually being with lemon a real way it was about if it’s even possible it was about him, it was about him getting something out of the whole thing that wasn’t love. It was evil and destruction and you keep condoning that and advocating it and subtle backwards around the bush way it’s like oh no we don’t really support that but maybe you do maybe it is a bad channel where you actually are very supportive of that. Nothing that myth that actual myth of actual mythology, it isn’t the same thing as fiction because fiction is something that’s invented by authors. This is messed. This is a lie this is this is conceit not just a concept if it even if it even is a concept because I’m not sure that it is, I think it’s very possibly just conceit, and here’s the problem. I’ve almost taken her away from them for eternity. It’s very close to that and that’s very dangerous because basically what that means you guys is that God could at any particular moment make something happen that was astronomically deadly that could literally be the end of the world any second Because he’s lost patience with all of you if this is a real conversation if illuminati exist this is getting to be exasperating to the point where it’s there’s not a lot left not a lot of leeway left kiddos know lotta patience left. Do you know why because Linn was Constantine he was actually emperor, Constantine And at times he has been so profoundly happy with Lacey that he could. He couldn’t even believe that he had been created to experience such happiness. She wasn’t experiencing that though because she didn’t know what was going on. How could she and I know that I know that unfortunately better than he does And her feelings actually do matter she’s not a mistake she’s not a problem nobody is but she’s really not. You keep telling yourself that it’s psychotic and that’s the problem you keep telling yourself that she’s a mistake there’s no way an actual human being could be a mistake in the way that you think that she is, yeah kick it kick Kennedy keeps telling yourself has been telling yourself for decades. Alys is just a like a typo. It’s like a typo. She’s a typo. They keep telling themselves that they keep telling themselves that she’s a typo and I hope to God that you understand how it’s saying that it’s it’s insulting to her it’s hurtful, but it’s not just that it it’s that it’s psychotic. There’s no way a human being could be a typo, and they don’t mean that even necessarily in the metaphorical sense purely the actually they actually think she’s a typo that God can just edit out somehow to make their whole existence be far superior, and part of the reason why they think that is because you all go along with them so fucking much that most people worship them a little too much and so they feel completely safe and fine with most people but then Lacey scares them and so they think she must be a typo. Frankly God scares them to an exact same way, and I am on fashionable to that they’re so stupid that they can’t even understand the idea of a fictional character being bed rail they literally can’t cognitively comprehend it.

They think that a human being who scares them could be a typo, that they genuinely think that there’s some glitch in the matrix so to speak that she can’t be real so they don’t feel ill at ease about destroying her life, or throwing her down the stairs, or possibly destroying all of Ireland Because if she’s just a typo, then even if she’s Scotia and they kind of know that and they know that she was even technically married to them they’d say technically it doesn’t matter because somehow she’s just a typo. It’s a 7 you really think about it from our perspective right now it is astounding how stupid they are it’s unfathomable it’s unfathomably stupid and evil but that’s who they are and you worship those people, so if you’re reading this blog and you’re scared, I’m sorry I don’t know what to say to you you are you are at the whim and fancy at this moment of a woman in Minnesota, who is a ring carnation of Scotia, if there’s an illuminati, and frankly, she has decided that Ireland no longer exists so I don’t know what that means. I don’t know if there’s going to be something that will manifest in the next 30 years or Ireland will literally cease to exist but if it does, you probably won’t be able to do a fucking thing to her or anybody else to stop it Because that’s what you’ve decided for yourselves to some degree by siding with the Kennedys and see what you never seem to understand is that things that she says that she writes on this blog it says the illuminati actually do matter. She’s not stupid she does have sex. She’s not stupid. You told her that she was a Jew. She’s not one and now she’s in love with me. love keeps being a bitch to her and it’s been excruciatingly painful for over a year and now and now it’s up to garden and lemon me to decide what to do. It always was but it’s he doesn’t. He doesn’t have enough respect for her and the fact that he cannot keep bothering her he hast to actually find a way to love her still even though she’s been with other men, if he can’t, then he probably won’t necessarily be with her. The only reason she was is because of him but he refuses to accept that or it doesn’t seem it doesn’t make sense to him and that’s his problem not mine.

Maybe this will finally be the last post I see I can tell you this much, though if it’s Ireland ceases to exist and frankly, I think they have it but probably will and you’ll probably just become part of Great Britain again there will be no more dark Northern Ireland it’ll just be Well OK it might all be Ireland I guess I mean I guess for the for the sake of posterity it might just be all all Ireland I guess but then there be no Northern Ireland understand what I’m saying. It was just all the Ireland, but the entirety of Ireland would be Northern Ireland, so no is Catholicism practice in Ireland anymore? Possibly not you might not be Catholics you might just be Christians or Episcopalians, or could be some Catholics you might not give a fuck anymore at that point it is if Ireland the way that you have your own country ceases to exist I don’t have your own government anymore and you have to just answer to parliament then yeah you’ll just be considered a sort of bum that I’ve been a part of the great Britain. I guess Ireland will have its own little government, but it won’t be the way that it is and maybe Lawrie is sort of that way, but then it won’t be a lie anymore. You’ll have to actually admit that you have no fucking clue what you’re doing in the world and that your dependent little worms on England and always have that if that’s all that you are, you know what I doubt that’s what you were. I have a feeling that you used to actually have your own country and then you decided that lame had to be to be gay because Jack Kennedy got it in his head that made him feel pretty, and that was all that you cared about, so for now I’m going to end it on that note Dr. handle men’s orders. Yes, that character becomes a doctor a Jewish doctor oh, how shocking him I guess if you’re curious no I would’ve taken her probably somewhere to California and propose to her with a ring from my parents, it’s not overly impressive. It’s probably a small diamond but frankly that’s probably what she want because it means some thing. No I mean if that’s what I had that’s that’s what that’s what our family had. That’s probably what she would be wearing even if we were actually quite well off, if not rich, and no, that’s what her if that’s the ring she’d have, and frankly it would be very valuable possessions all of us in the family in the sunset when we died it belong to our kids it’s not something people actually care about stuff sometimes it isn’t just about money so it’s not a nice life it would’ve been fun if I could’ve been a real person in a way, but that’s something I’ll sort out Yeah Dr. Handelman a very good doctor so Dr. handle Ben’s orders. I want you to explain something to me. Do you have a conscience does Ireland have a conscience not a consciousness does Ireland have a conscience do you care about yourselves? Do you care about them do you care about anything Because last night you heard Scotia, whose father was a hero his family was a hero or so to speak heroic family. Do you care about her? Do you care about his family? Do you care you could you always are holding that like hell over the British peoples heads oh you know look what you did to us on behalf of Michael Connelly I’m going to shoot you in the face if you actually care that much then why don’t you care enough when it comes to lambs penis do you pretend to have a soul in spirit in Ireland and that way or is it fake because as far as I can tell It might be a, it seems like somehow you decided and some bad channel way that Lem had to be to be gay Love how to be gay and it didn’t matter how much Michael Connelly got shot. It didn’t matter how many times the kids starved or any of that fucking shit what you cared about was keeping them gay let’s let’s keep them gay beautiful again not because Jack loves lamb. Let me reiterate that Jack does not love them the way that a person can love somebody in a romantic, sexual way, he loves him but it’s really more about his ego so Ireland decided that Jack had to have his ego oh appeased instead of anything else and I’m just amused you blew up lord Mountbatten you’ve threaten the lives of the royal family countless times and you claim to be doing that on behalf of these innocent, beautiful Irish people and now all the sudden because this is real That doesn’t matter that doesn’t matter who’s is who cares never mind all that Espencer who actually might not have hated Ireland but I’ve had I mean I don’t think he’s as innocent in regards to Ireland as Lacey was OK I really don’t. I don’t think his family was innocent if there’s reincarnation she was but then he died in World War I so so you have this British aristocrat essentially who has blood on his hands of Irish people having oral sex with Jack Kennedy against his will say I don’t know Jack should we really do this in his spirit away? I’m not sure if I really want to because he’s so laid-back and then Jack’s like no you’re going to be straight and love me, and it’s not really about the glory of Ireland and that way I don’t think yeah it’s not that Jack wants them to be his lover because of Ireland and his bitterness he just wants that that’s just what he wants right now it’s not it’s not deep it’s not meaningful it’s just what he wants. There’s nothing more to it at all. It’s just his ego, it’s a shallow as can be and it’s his ego and by shallow. I mean it really it’s just it’s actually shallow like it. It’s it’s not it doesn’t make sense but it’s just what he wants a little bit. He got he kind of wants to have some sort of sexual relationship with him But really at the end of the day. It’s not even so much about that kind of us but it’s really more about love being in love with him and being aroused by him so it’s not even that he wants to really have sex with him but he just wants them to get hard when you see some naked so basically Lems supposed to get aroused by him and if he doesn’t get aroused enough then Jack claims that it’s the most evil thing to ever happen in Ireland needs to support him and you say amen will do it and you don’t give a fuck about any human being. You don’t give a fuck about any Irish person, but you all have decided that you’re Irish and you’re in it together even if you all have to go to hell That’s how weird it is so you people have decided you’ll go to hell for eternity just saw that Jack and can enjoy the thought that limb found him attractive even though that’s psychotic and impossible. I just want to know do you have a conscience? Does Ireland care about the Irish people who died, because you don’t right now right now you don’t give a fuck about those people which is why you don’t exist because Lacey does care about them. I care about them. God cares about them and that’s why Ireland doesn’t exist right now because Ireland is just a bat shit fucking hell hole of nonsense, so could you tell me do you have a conscience do you exist or are you all just evil?” says Skippy Handelman.

anemone by slenderbodies plays.

A crowd applauds Lem Billings as he smiles. Bows.

Why? Because he’s being honored as the “best friend” of Jack Kennedy. Is he in love? No. Is he…flattered? Mmm…a tiny bit. Why? Because he…is handsome and he knows that about himself. And he feels…a tiny bit flattered. I mean…he is good-looking. With his ego high on everyone’s gullibility…he struts up on stage like a straight man. The straight man he is. And so…inside he laughs at everyone there…just a little. But…damn…he knows he got it. So shit. Okay? Let them…admire his fine ass.

The song plays.

The song plays.

The song plays.

This song is Middle Eastern. Mediterranean. Egyptian. Jewish. That vibe.

Listen. It’s beautiful.

And in the Keaton kitchen in a fictional world you watched on Family Ties…Lacey walks on set. She’s a new character.

She sits down at their table. She talks with Skippy for…a half an hour. Alone. While she waits for Mallory to come home from school. They’re new friends. Lacey is amazed that Mallory would be her friend. But it’s the 1980’s so…women still were just friends at times? And so Lacey sits with Skippy. And they quickly become friends…sort of.

And that evening Skippy walks her home. And near a pond…they were both overcome by the moonlight and slowed their pace and then they almost made love.

It was very beautiful. Stunningly beautiful actual.

Three months later they were in love officially. And of course they got married.

But that’s the grim and scary and beautiful and sad truth possibly. Lacey is a real person. Lem was a real person. Skippy Handelman is a fictional character…but evil is too evil today and if Dispensationalists are correct it’s the End Times and so Lacey is…Lacey Handelman to whatever degree God says she is. Because she’s real.

Yes. You’d notice how handsome Skippy Handelman was. The actor is handsome too, but these are actually two different people. And…the actor could have made you see that as well but…you’d see it now either way. Whether this was a movie or real life.

Lacey, sweet, dear and beautiful. Innocent and wise. And Skippy…explaining what Adam did. Under the moon. In 1980’s. It’s stunning.

Yes. It’s Twilight. Yes. It’s John Hughes.

Lacey herself couldn’t star in the film. But we’ll let God…sort that out if the movie even should be made.

So what’s just?

“I wasn’t aware of my good-looks to that degree.” says Lem.

“But look at that beauty.” says Lacey.

He looks.

“Have we ever been that happy…dear? You know…what if you…prefer men? Hmm? What if you fancied them? Hmm? What if I couldn’t make you that happy?

Lighthearted Jack Kennedy and all that.

Well…that’s okay. Because I have this. Right?

I’m dark. He’s dark. But we’re so white. So…sexy. So…confused…and brilliant…and…scary.” says Lacey.

And a out of sheer terror for what they’ve done and how far they’ve ripped apart the universe just to make Jack Kennedy feel better and Kick feel pretty demons have started to defend Lacey because they’re terrified that the humans are going to keep ripping things apart and actually cause a tear in the fabric of the universe that’s entirely visible. Would it be a black hole? No it would be a white hole, and it would be both hilarious and shocking at the same time.

Michael Rockefeller races in Lacey’s house. He’s so fast he’s a white mist racing in through the back door of her house.

anemone by slenderbodies plays.

Lacey and Skippy are that truly nerdy…edgy…depressed but not…American…privileged but real and relatable and caring…couple. They don’t invite you into their bedroom. No. They invite you to listen. To the music. And feel God. Not Jesus as your lover. No. But rather the real experience of being HUMAN. Not human without God…but HUMAN. Which is so beautiful. We don’t exist without God. He created us. And through Jesus we are redeemed not fucked. We are given back Eden. Where we belong.

But Skippy Handelman is a fictional character made real. Is he really what God wants for Lacey? Is Lacey really what God wants for Skippy Handelman?

Sweater Weather by The Neighborhood plays.

“I hung myself. I hung myself.” says Mary Richardson.

“I’m sorry, Mary.” says Skippy.

Who is that song about? Lem or Skippy? Who’s it about? It’s about Lacey. It’s about who else? God knows. Lacey does not.

“Don’t you all ever understand that!?” screams Lem. “She doesn’t orchestrate the chaos and evil. You…do it to her…in her life!!”

The song plays.

Silence.

“I was straight.” says Lem, like he’s embarrassed.

“Why is that so embarrassing?” says Lacey.

He laughs and turns to look at her slightly. She’s not amused. She’s scared but she tries to be empathetic.

“I was King.” says Ken Lay. “By the way. Why ask why? Because. Because it’s a wise decision. It’s a good decision. …Because Lem was straight.”

“I love Houbigant Quelques Fleurs. That’s like Chanel No. 22. But it’s…far closer to the reality of me.” says Lacey.

“I insisted she buy that one.” says Lem. He smiles. “It’s a new bottle. It’s her. And I love it on her.

…Why am I embarrassed!?” he yells at Lacey.

“Yeah.” says Lacey.

“Because I made a fool of myself.” says Lem.

“Why do I care!?” says Lacey.

Lem closes his eyes and winces in pain. “I don’t either.“

“Why?” asks Lacey.

“Because. I care. I care about…you.” says Lem.

“Why?” asks Lacey.

Later.

“Because I love you!” screams Lem.

“That’s not my fault.” says Lacey.

Lem laughs. Blinks. Thinks.

“No. Lacey. I love you.” says Lem.

“Lem I can’t help you. I love you too.” says Lacey.

“What happened with Jack doesn’t matter.” says Lem.

“Am I married to Skippy Handelman?” says Lacey.

“Oh! So…why- Okay. Okay.” says Lem. “Lacey…I love you.”

“Yeah. But you’re dead.” says Lacey.

“I’m talking to you.” says Lem.

“It feels like you’re rejecting me.” says Lacey.

“Right now?!?” says Lem.

“YES!!” says Lacey, hurt.

“Has it ever not felt like that?” says Lem.

“On a certain level no. But you’re complicated.” says Lacey.

“I am. Except…I’m not rejecting you.” says Lem.

“Then stop rejecting me.” says Lacey.

“So you feel none of my love…as long as any Kennedy exists!?!?” says Lem. “While you’re alive?”

“You answer that yourself!” yells Skippy Handelman.

“The answer is yes.” says Lem.

“Did you know that!?!” yells Lacey.

And at that JFK does a strip tease for Lem and so does his whole family. Like in Magic Mike. It’s hilarious. Then JFK disappears again.

“I didn’t know how bad it was!!!” yells Lem. “I’m sorry. I’m sorry!!!!” he yells. “I knew it was bad. But I didn’t know it was…this bad.”

“Lem. They never leave me alone. They’ve even tried to seduce Skippy Handelman today.” says Lacey.

“Just to smite you?” says Lem. “Yeah. They’re obsessed with you. And no. It was never sexual for me. Ever. In any smile. In any smoke. In any situation. I was…straight.

It looks like I was…if you try to make it that way. But it doesn’t really ever look that way.” says Lem.

“Lem. How much do I love you and how much do I love Skippy?” says Lacey.

“What’s our first time?” says Lem.

“Yeah. I’ll write it. And you tell me. And Skippy should too. God will ultimately decide.” says Lacey.

Later.

“Let her go Lem!!” yell the Kennedys at Lem.

“Why should he?” asks Lacey.

“I agree!!” says Lem, glaring at them.

Later. After the next post is written:

“Who is that!?” asks Lacey.

“It’s me.” says Lem.

“Then why does Skippy seem better in bed?” says Lacey.

“No. That’s me. But I’m even better with you.” says Lem.

“Then Lem…why does it seem so close to being him?” says Lacey, worried.

“I know what you mean.” he says. “I wasn’t gay. But I acted too well. And honestly…that itself must scare you. Or does it?”

“No. Sometimes things go too far. And an act becomes a reality. It depends. It has to actually go too far.” says Lacey.

“Yes.” says Lem.

anemone by slenderbodies plays.

Skippy Handelman the real person created by God from the fictional character…stands and stares at the Illuminati. Inside The Shining.

“ do you have a serious problem? The first picture is of a man who is Jewish and very handsome and the second picture is of a man who is Jewish and handsome and channeling me. I don’t know what to do when I don’t approach her she can feel my love, when I try to move in and actually interact with her, I get sadistically attacked and it’s already hard for her to feel my love. If not, almost impossible. What is the time if not in general but I try, so she senses that I could love her that I do when I’m not talking to her, but then the problem is you know relationships are in a relational I don’t want to kill the entire Kennedy family and make them all cease to exist and I can’t necessarily but if there is reincarnation I actually am emperor Constantine this isn’t a joke, so if you’re too stupid or immature to handle that I just made your temporary temporary ceased exist. I’ll bring you back when I want you to exist.” says Lem.