“Wow!” by Lacey Billings

Warning by The Notorious plays.

Turns out I wound have inherited $50 million Dollars in my 20’s or 30’s from my parents. If I had been raised my actual father. A bit over $4 million in the 1950’s or so.

Lacey glares. She glares. Fumes.

“What THE FUCK!?” Lacey yells at Casi and the entire “perfume community.”

Idea 22 by Clavier plays.

“How much is Luca Turin worth?” asks Lacey.

Gore Vidal winces.

“What if I’m a far bigger deal than him?” asks Lacey.

“She is.” says Gore Vidal who confused to being mostly gay in his life today. He’s secretly slept with her once. Apparently he’s been mildly in love with her for years. She’s would have been one of his rare exceptions. Apparently he understands her. And no she’s not Jack. Lem was not aware he’d slept with her in her subconscious, unaware. Once. Or twice. Because he pretended to be Lem. And there are other dead men who have as well.

How? Because Lem totally messed-up. He was straight. And in his sad sweet innocence as a grown man…with good intentions but no clue about…life…after his father died…and his mother was far too trusting…possibly…he left behind nothing to guard his existence. He left behind no…claim…to himself. He never left behind anything but evidence. Photographs of himself being straight. Recordings of him using falsetto to patronize Jack Kennedy. But that’s all.

Some men like Gore…ask questions in books. Of life. Of God. Of us. And so they…beg desperately to be given clemency for their foibles. Whether that’s a tiny amount of heterosexual fascination with an heiress who was born tragically too late…or a secret plea to God as F. Scott Fitzgerald did. Their unanswered heart that they ignored. The pieces of them that were not…quite…lived right. So…you’d not attack me for claiming to be in love with Gore Vidal. No. I know. I can tell. He’s allowed to be human. After all who knows? Right? But…why not Lem? Because…he never requested respect. And that’s…simply not…tolerated.

“Gore wasn’t acting. He was mostly gay. But…Lacey is extremely beautiful. And apparently his type.” says Lem.

“I had no idea.” says Lacey.

“I know.” says Lem.

“I’m mad.

Lem. She doesn’t deserve this.” says Gore Vidal.

“No.” says Lem. “I did it to myself.”

“Why didn’t you try to stop me?” says Lacey.

“I couldn’t get the words out. It’s a territorial thing. I have no claim to your…mind, so to speak. I can’t speak to you beyond what I’ve been allowed. And that’s…not much.

Why? Because Jack and his family have been bizarrely obsessed with me.” says Lem. “Watching you talk today with Gore and discovering that he’s slept with you unbeknownst to us…was helpful. Because now I can say that…as great as I am…it’s weird.”

“Why?” asks Gore Vidal.

“Because I’m not you! I’m a celebrated author. …I’m old money. And Lacey is my…woman. But…that’s all.” says Lem. “Because in the grand scheme of things…there were many great men. And it’s actually…weird that they fixated on me. …The only thing that makes sense is my old money patina and Lacey? Otherwise…I make no sense.”

“Lem! Was Jack just in love with you?” asks a gay man.

“No!” yells Lem finally able to respond. “Sorry. That took a while. I had to let a lot of energy pass by.”

“What is it!??” yells Queen Elizabeth II.

“It’s sadly just an ego thing.” says Lem.

“She’s not an heiress!” says Luca Turin in his spirit.

“Why!?” yells Louis, exasperated.

“You’re not even worse that much. You like to pretend like you’re a British aristocrat but you’re not and also people’s skin does have a scent Luca. You know…what if you- What is your problem with her? What is my problem with her? Why do we hate this woman so much?” says Alisha.

“How in love with her are you Gore? Is Chanel Edith because of you? That’s the best color of lipstick she’s ever worn and it’s named Edith after your cousin so did you inspire that color for her or not?” asks the CIA.

“ and yes, I have put pink lipstick on her lips today I painted her nails, light pink. I know she looks good in light pink and that color is perfect on her. I worked with people as fast as I could to make it for her. Yes I’m I’m very in love with her part of my fascination with her is just as a person she would’ve been very wealthy I mean I’m sorry people don’t just inherit $50 million. That is actually what she would’ve inherited in the 50s and her family was in the upper class they were old money she’s an heiress I have no idea why you would think 50 million isn’t an heiress. That’s insane that thinking is pseudo-communist and very backward and actually very peasant like it’s not an awareness of social class or reality almost at all you yeah you can’t have everyone worth $4 billion and then everyone else worth two cents that’s total bullshit it’s far more rational to have people who are worth 5 million 200, million 3 million and then some people who are worth maybe one or 2 billion but those people would be unusual. There would be 20 of them and then 50 people worth 100 million living in one state that’s not normal that’s actually the decay of an economy not progress the Kennedys don’t know that they actually cater to the billionaires who are trying to destroy the social class system that they aren’t allowed to be a part of because they’re losers who could never figure out how to join old money upper class yes I’m better. Jackie was drugged through the mud as a person Lem’s kicked her in the fucking face and I’m a little pissed off about it, so is Lacey no really I don’t know if Lem understands the honor and love that she has for people but I do and I hope someday he does too!” says Gore.

“ so you helped create Chanel Edith for Lacey and then you named it after Edith Beale so that she would know what other pink lipstick has she worn that looks really good on her I’m just curious?” says a makeup expert.

“ so she wore some sort of pink by Estée Lauder or I can’t remember it was some other she’d have to look in her bag but it was it was some Laura Mercier it was Laura Mercier or Estee Lauter lip liner and then it was this RMS, beauty, pink, but it was a different pink than this one. It was an a while ago and today I was just a simple Sally Hansen light pink nail polish but but it looks pretty and it’s very much her style. No she is. She’s fascinating to me because if One wasn’t there, I’m really is her ultimate other house are madly in love with each other, but he has a horrible time talking to her, because he really screwed up and he really was straight and I can say that but it doesn’t sound believable but it really is actually what happened I’m sorry he pretended to be gay. I have a feeling that Mark price as Skippy handler. Could’ve done the same thing it’s an act, or I acted like that, but there was a part of me that was actually attracted to women on very rare occasions, and it was rare, but it happened and she would have been one of those rare occasions, and to be frank. She might’ve married me I mean she also might’ve married Michael, but she might’ve married me too. If one wasn’t there, she might’ve married me. Had she been exhausted enough by the bullshit of people why because I wouldn’t have cared that she was marrying me because she was exhausted and she I’m not a malignant person so she would’ve said you know I don’t know if we’ll have kids, but I am so sick of dating other people and being you know thrown around and hurt and I am find her very attractive so we would’ve been involved and then she would’ve said let’s just get married I just don’t even care anymore and I would’ve thought you know how do I even care because that’s the time when people expect people to get married so I would’ve possibly married her and him I have a feeling in our 40s maybe late 30s we probably would’ve acquiesced or rather I would’ve thought the whole thing was stupid because I would’ve realized I was in love with her and we would’ve just had kids will one or two and I would’ve been a good father and in the 80s or 90s you would’ve heard stories about me converting to Christianity or some thing and to be honest I might already have believed but it it would have been surprising to some people not to others, and she would’ve even tolerated me dating men for a while because that’s the sort of closeness that we would have together and it would’ve been so sad to me. Maybe I was an author it would’ve been so sad to me that she just didn’t care and yet to be honest also very beautiful because it’s like how does this woman not care she has 15 million she’s extraordinarily beautiful so sensitive so intelligent and she just doesn’t care. She just doesn’t care anymore and I would’ve thought you know if I can hold her at night occasionally and we can hold hands sometimes and make love on rare occasions, maybe in and be good friends then I don’t even know why I don’t just let myself enjoy this with her, because if she’s that desperate and she has a rational mind, she’s a sane human being then why not just do it and no we would’ve actually been surprisingly very happy. I love him knows that now, but he didn’t know that before Jackie might’ve no one believes he didn’t and yes, they’re other men to who she might have. I have married her who might’ve fallen in love with her, that is not something that though that she’s aware of and we had a conversation today I’m gonna take over this blog right now cause I feel bad for them partially he really doesn’t get it she’s not wanting to be with me if she wants to be with him, but he was straight, and he totally screwed up.M

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Oh yeah you might say well how could you have dated other men what because she’ll she actually cares about me and so it’s like no and then, so she actually cares about me. I would’ve been sleeping with her going to been having kids most likely would’ve been very careful and then it’s some point. I would’ve thought this is just so stupid, why don’t I just try to commit to her and be happy with her and I would’ve done that and then we would’ve been very happy at some point and I think some people don’t understand she Hass to be with someone eventually. Yeah a lot of people are so hateful to her and I don’t understand it entirely either or do I I might, but she she eventually does have to be with somebody whether it’s me or Lawrie or someone else or someone else she eventually does have to be with somebody. I don’t think people live understand that cognitively anymore and I’m not sure the Kennedys dead and alive ever have she actually does have to be with somebody that that that’s just reality, I don’t know why they can’t handle that but she does have to be with somebody. They’re insane there that shit fucking crazy if I’m really actually gore Vidal they are bat shit fucking crazy and they don’t get it. She does eventually have to be with a man she’s straight she hast to, but you know yeah if she was actually capable of being with a woman, I don’t think they could handle that either, I know that’s a mean to be honest that may not even be allowed but no they they just they can’t handle her being with anybody and they don’t want to be with them and it’s just a disgusting perverse obsession with her and Linn both him and you know to be honest I’m a little worried that it has more to do with money than they want to admit.

So here’s how it works and Lacey is well bred. She’s very well bred if she’d really wanted to she could’ve been a professional violist playing for the St Paul symphony orchestra sincerely, if she’d really put her mind to it, she probably could’ve even been in the Minnesota symphony, orchestra she really was that gifted And that intelligent that if she really tried Shiekh, she was told by a professional that she could be in the St Paul Symphony Orchestra. She was told by her viola teacher who would’ve known that if she practiced enough and really set her mind to it, she could have been in the St Paul symphony orchestra, which isn’t he knows the most prestigious orchestra by far but it actually is so much prestigious and I don’t know how the Perfume community feels about that if Lacey has been in the St Paul Symphony Orchestra And had a husband who is an actuary would they have had respect for her no actually they wouldn’t have. They wouldn’t even acknowledge that she was that intelligent or gifted that they wouldn’t even that to them the St Paul Symphony Orchestra would just be a like a stupid choir in hell they have a bizarre obsession with diminishing anything at this point that she has for them I think in the past, they maybe went a little too far in the opposite direction at times and they’re overcompensating for that now but they don’t understand their mistake. Their mistake was that they would see these photographs that she take that were excellent and her analysis of perfume that was cheap and then they think oh wow that’s really cool And so 100 people would like her post of Cody babe or some thing or Revlon babe and now they’re just like you you have one of the rarest Molinard’s in the world from the 1910s or 20s oh who gives a shit and she does she has unopened bottles worth hundreds of dollars she has bottles that are very rare. Sincerely they may be almost one of a kind that’s fat, she has one of those exquisite perfume collections in the whole world. That’s also actually fact, but people don’t respect that because they art apparently they can’t fathom that maybe she’s just unusual and that maybe she is an heiress and that her family has one of the largest oil reserves in the world and that I am Gora Vidal and that her father is Tom bakes and then if she’s been born in the right time to her father that she would’ve been worth about 50 million.

No it’s 50 million she would’ve been worth about 50 million in today’s money which actually is a hell of a lot of money that’s more money than Chris Hayes has that’s a lot more money than anyone who works for any like MS NBC CNN that’s on par with like Anderson Cooper and maybe a few other people But that’s because he’s a Vanderbilt and he’s Anderson Cooper and he’s a Vanderbilt gloria Vanderbelt Vanderbilt perfume that’s his Bob his mother made Vanderbilt perfume is that something she’s Gloria Vanderbilt the gloria Vanderbilt jeans that’s Anderson coopers mom she was also an artist. Yeah that’s his mom. Yeah I know when you hear her talking to him and you see him talking you think he’s a peasant don’t you or some rich straight mad He’s not straight and he’s actually not a peasant. He’s actually rather rare.

No the Vanderbilts did not stop being old money they did not stopping upper class in the 1800s. A lot of people don’t understand that apparently anymore they don’t understand that you know there’s not trillionaire‘s who’ve had trillions in their family for 500,000 years I mean, that’s just fucking shit people lose the money. It comes back and abs and flows.

Oh, so anyway no I’m obviously rather upset right now. I’ll have to edit this later right the truth is I’m a little possessive of Lacey because I found out that she could’ve been in love with me after I died and I was like wow. Wow wow.

So you want a lesson on social class? Lacey is sitting here and she needs to take a shower and then she’s probably gonna post a Perfume thing she’s being suffocated she couldn’t of dead that’ll possibly be the end of the world but earlier today earlier today earlier today earlier today we had a discussion about her family. I don’t think you guys understand who her family is and I don’t think Lacey is the sort of person who can discuss such things which is part of your lame is in such trouble. Lacey is his eternal other half, but if you know anything about twin flames, they tend to be a little bit of like even if they’re opposites, so expecting her to understand him even if they’re together and they’re fine really expecting her to understand him in the way that some people do is absurd, expecting her to understand him in the way that I do with the way that he understands himself in the way that God does not absurd he was probably straight right and he’s probably a very complicated interesting person but and by the way, I was angry at him partially on a deep spiritual level because I had no fucking clue what he was doing in their house if I actually give a shit about him because I’m capable of being with his other half for eternity and a loving, committed relationship. Eventually, at least I would say yeah, committed even if it was monogamous in a loving, committed relationship Than him I have to say I don’t I I I cared about him so much that I wanted to punch him in the face just for being there it just pissed me off I’m like what the hell are you doing here yeah I was like what the hell as a human as a Christian what the hell are you doing here a lot you have no fucking business being here right now and I didn’t process the creek correctly. I didn’t understand what was going on but I knew that he was not supposed to be there, and that it was totally screwed up and I was right.

A but no, Lacey is not a ditz, but she could actually be a genius. Sincerely, her father was oh an absolute genius. I have a feeling she’s quite intelligent herself but no I am earlier today we were talking and with my help she’s sorted out and this is what one hopefully can do, is she sorted out some thing for Bobby and other people that previously she hadn’t sorted out and I think she’s losing it right now poor deer, but will try to get it. Will try to get it back again.

Oh, so what was it well, basically, the Bergeys her great grandmother, their family this is true. We’re very celebrated important silver smiths in Norway that’s a fact.

He may have been the silver Smith that’s a very old picture that’s from the 1800s 1850s I think actually but no he was not a poor man I mean they did back to the 1700s and their family were this is not what Lacey looks like that’s not really her profile. That’s her mothers profile. Who raised her. This is not necessarily her actual biological family one way or another, but that is the family that raised her and him they were very important silver smiths in Norway. They were there having books written about them actual whole books that were published that were public probably not ride by most people, but still they were written before a reason it was because they were considered so important to silversmith collecting in history, so we were discussing this and she’s like yes they probably would’ve sold my families silver Smith where are you know silverware? Bowls plates possibly things that are larger even but a lot of intricate things to jewelry probably oh hair pins they were silver smiths, candle sticks, candle stick holders, candelabras, they were favored by the Norwegian royal family him as in the Norwegian royal family had a lot of their silver smith Finery so to speak in the royal household yeah and frankly, the Swedish people obviously would’ve had that too so they were very important. Their pieces are probably extremely expensive and very collectible but they be sold at oh yeah I saw the bees. Oh yeah Sotheby’s you wouldn’t find it at a local auction house beautiful you’d have to find it at Sotheby’s and probably not even saw the bees would have it but no it’s very rare but it’s extraordinarily well done. It’s very very well done, and it’s so well done that they were recognized as sort of experts in Norway and that might actually mean something the Norwegians aren’t stupid, so no her family are very important silversmiths historically speaking yeah it’s kind of like a big deal so her family is sort of a big deal and that way, but that’s not some thing she feels comfortable saying because she’s Norwegian and they don’t like talking about themselves in that way. It’s sort of weird to them.

Oh, but then at the same time him and she also doesn’t seem to realize that that’s that big of a deal sincerely so she could walk into weird sons in Dublin they could have for some reason at a sterling silver tea set worth $20,000 made by her family From the early 1900s or late 1800s or even candlestick holders or candelabra were small that 10 to 15,000 and she will look at it and she say oh that was made by my relatives on my great grandmother side in Norway I have a sterling silver pin at home made by my family to from the 1950s and the person behind the counter we are in sons might say oh well that’s beautiful deer how nice and they might be very friendly to her but she would already be buying a $10,000 ring or a $20,000 ring and probably having a nice cup of coffee and probably sitting down in a private room and they wouldn’t think anything of it that’s her life that’s her life that’s who I could have married a woman who could still walk into wearing sons theoretically, and have that experience There’s very few people alive who could do that very few but she’s one of them but that’s not something she understands there are people who go on TikTok and pretend to be really something and they’re not and then there are people like her who don’t understand who they are and they understand social class they’re defending themselves they’re very upset. They’re trying to take care of the world, they’re probably friends with Donald Trump in the illuminati or they would like to be if he’s in the right with them but you’ll never get them to say things to you that you need them to hear to understand who they are. I could explain it to you, but I am gore Vidal And I slept with her and she didn’t even know it and she’s not necessarily that offended she’s more offended for lame and frankly, I feel bad for him too and so I’m trying to be as respectful to myself and them at the same time as possible, but I just don’t think you guys get it. This is not a typical person. This is not a typical situation, do you know if you read this blog pray for her pray for her family pray for yourself but don’t expect her to tell you what it is that you need to hear to understand what’s going on.” says Gore Vidal.

“ OK but she’s also a genius sweetie who has allowed somehow the illuminati has allowed her to explain the intricate dealings of foreign policy, and Weidner Putin soul at a public blog very casually that’s a genius that’s a hell of a lot more than you’ve ever explained do you realize that or not? says a reader.

“ to be honest yes I do and I am at home, so maybe if I may have even helped her because no, no one was helping her she might not even needed help, but it was so much easier for her to live. Her life was just a little help and I actually was a pretty good author, so no a times I’ve probably helped her, so no I do I do understand I’m actually horrified by it to be honest.” says Gore Vidal.

iPlayYouListen plays.

Lem starts twirling. He spins around like a very effeminate gay man.

“Look at that boy go!” says Bill Cosby, hilariously.

Lacey laughs.

Lem…being straight, rather awkward and a once heavy smoker and heavy person…slows his twirling…and then looking dizzy falls accidentally off stage, as he stares off into the air…looking at something…possibly nauseated, definitely out of breath and looking increasingly straight and embarrassing. Being an actually athletic and humble man though…in his own way…he falls well and recovers.

“An Inconvenient Truth, indeed.” says Al Gore, joking.

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All I want to know is why you people made him do this no, I’m sorry I’m actually offended if there’s reincarnation or if I just give a shit about men and masculinity, I just want to know what the hell inspired United States to do this to a man who is straight And decent and normal that man that just fell off the stage was someone’s dad and those kids are downstairs and you know it’s sad that he didn’t get to twirl off stage for Christmas or some thing I don’t know you know it’s kind of just a joke people do slapstick comedy. I’m you know well aware of that I understand comedy I don’t understand why you did that to his mind it’s hilarious to watch. I find it funny if I’m saying, this partially in the afterlife lamb has a very good sense of humor about himself. He was demonstrating to me what it is that they did to him in physical form, but it’s hilarious but that’s basically what it is. It’s like you know he’s just kind of grew into the music and he turned into this fruit and it’s very funny because it looks like some sort of comedy routine when you see it and it’s pure form and he’s not interacting with you and he’s not being covered for by demons or someone else trying to use him. It’s hilarious he doesn’t seem normal, and so there’s this big lumbering straight, burly ursine man and he’s twirling around like a nitwit acting gay and then he falls off stage you’ll have to see someday I’m sorry it’s hard to explain on her blog or maybe I could do it if I was writing it, but maybe not as easily as she thinks, but he falls off stage he falls well. He doesn’t crack his head open but no I mean he clearly isn’t you know he understands what frankly I think most straight men do he knows how to fall he was straight he was straight and I am I would just like to know why the Kennedys decided to take advantage of these two Lacey is a woman I am Bill Cosby, she knows that I understand that you can take advantage of women.

In a person can take advantage of a woman it’s not that difficult, but at the same time, this is not an average woman her father is Tom Banks. She’s in a family of people who really should’ve been left alone, and then you have lamb who was straight and looked straight and yet was confused and somehow they thought it made sense to make him more confused and then rape him and then convince everyone that he was obsessed with them and in love, not just with Jack, but with a 15-year-old who is a short asshole? No I mean I’m not a stupid mad at it. I I am a palled. I am absolutely appalled. It really makes no sense. No, I messed up OK I did but I was actually trying to help society. At least he knows that and it pisses her off my show was so helpful for racial relations in America. It really was, it was genuinely helpful and yet I have been throwing into the depths of hell that you can produce because I drugged women adult women who willingly chose to be in my company and then sexually did things with them supposedly yes that’s egregious. Yes, that’s sinful. You’re not wrong but if you’re going to hold me to that high of account why the fuck aren’t you holding them accountable for what they did? Can you not do that because they’re white and they’re scary to you that’s a problem for democracy.

If you can’t hold the Kennedys responsible for the fact that loan was straight and Lacey is not somebody to screw around with, but they’re obsessed with both of them then I I don’t know I don’t like it because I love this country. I love the United States of America I grew up poor I became a very wealthy, black man And I don’t understand why you’re taking my fucking country away from me. This is my country. I’ve been here longer than you have who the fuck are you to take it from me?!

I think about it think about that question just think about it ruminate on it let it be something that you contemplate because you will be analyzing that now or when you’re dead you will be analyzing that question someday how long with a whole heck of a lot of other things that you are responsible for that you didn’t give a shit about or that you weren’t capable of handling. and so someday you will have to answer this question for your own peace of mind. If you’re not capable of answering it, now why was I, crucified and public opinion as much as a living fallen 100% human man can be while Bobby, who had a wife who hung herself…is running for US President!?!

I know I did I just wanna know why that cracker thank you Lacey for allowing me to say that no she ain’t no cracker. Her kids are crackers. They’re a lot of white people who are not crackers, but I would just like to know why that fucking cracker who have a wife who hung her self is being applauded, well Marshall that actually helped people what’s taken off the air out of the indignation of people who thought I was the devil incarnate.” yells Dr. Bill Cosby.

And at that Lacey dances as Scotia, and does something that only God fully understands.

“I’ll tell you why because you’re a nigger, Bob. You’re a nigger, Bobby.” says Bobby Kennedy Junior.

“What up Bobby? Are you drunk right now sweetie? What are you talking about?” asks China.

“I find this very hilarious.

You find it- You think you find it funny…to think that I love Hong Taiji and the Qing Dynasty. It’s not funny. Bill Cosby is a nigger.” says Bobby, in a Chinese accent either out of demon possession or reincarnation.

“Bobby are you drunk? Are you drunk right now or-or how are you feeling in your head? What’s going on?” says China.

“I do not understand the ways of the black slaves. I do not understand them.” says Bobby.

“Are you drunk right now Bobby? Are you drunk or are you sober?” asks China.

“ I have been drinking a little bit not that much just a little not that much. It’s just a little bit. I mean it’s it’s. It’s a Wednesday night is boring I’m tired. It’s just a little tiny bit of some thing to find some some solace and sadness it’s been a very long, sad arduous day of campaigning for US president and I wanted to take a moment to just relax and unwind and just open my mind like a book and let it all flow freely, as free as a river, a river, a river, a river that runs a river that runs over babbling trees, or rather a river babbling, running over trees and rocks in the spring time and that is where the water is it runneth.

I shall write you a song in lyrics form, and so that when you sing, it shall be creating the harmony of nature through my voice oh, the mighty river flows from the mountain top of my mothers homeland.

And that’s all I remember I am sorry I don’t remember anymore, but I think that was very important to me in my previous life. All the mighty river flows over the rocks of my mothers homeland. My mother would make soup and I would eat it and it was always hot at first, and then cold, and I would get so sad, because she made the best soup of anyone that I’ve ever known and all of my existence and now she’s dead.” says Bobby.

“ we’re just had a curiosity where we ever afraid that Bill Cosby was going to run for president did we ever float that idea in the 90s or the 2000s?” asks the CIA.

“ no that is a Saralee but he was very problematic to people. They hated him because he was Republican and people didn’t like the fact that he was black and Republican. It was a huge problem for the Clinton family and a lot of other people to because he was so convincing Lee Republican, I mean, a lot of Black people can sometimes be Republican, but he was convincing the Republicans. It didn’t seem fake it seem like he really was fervently a Republican and it was very disturbing to a lot of people, I don’t think I gave a shit I was a fuck does it have to do with me?

But I’ll tell you this much. He’s a Nager it’s OK he’s a Nager he’s just a Nager. He yelled at me. It made me sad. I don’t like being yelled at who does but he’s just a nigger. He’s just he’s just a nigger, an old tired nigger.” says Bobby.

“ Bobby, how helpful has your family been to Black people? Do you think? To niggers?” asks the CIA.

“ we have been very helpful to the knickers for many years. My family loves Black people we love Nager‘s. My mother had many Nager house servants and we bought drugs from them all the time in Harlem when I was a young man in the 70s I buy a lot of heroin from a lot of Nager‘s here in the 1970s-

In the 1970s, the best heroin you could find was sold by the niggers in Harlem. That was where the best the best the best smack was it was always in possession by the Black people. There were some people you could buy it from in the nicer parts of Manhattan, but that was very suspect I mean that was before they started mixing it with anything synthetic. It wasn’t fentanyl, it’s just it was just straight up heroin but you could buy it in Harlem for real dirt cheap and it was good stuff and you know how they did it was that they had addictions Black people had been using heroin in Harlem since probably the 1920s possibly before that I made I kind of think that a lot of Black people got that addiction from working in the stockyards in the 1800s when they moved from the south after the Civil War when they moved from the south to the north when they moved from the south to the north, they were working in factories. They were working in the shipping areas and so they got involved in the heroin epidemic of Asia to some degree because they were working with Asians and shipping yards in New York and San Francisco, and sometimes they would work in those positions and be exposed to opiates. Asia was an opium powerhouse, for centuries, Asia specialize in opium they invented it practice. Practically it is their drug. It was the drug of Hong Taiji’s people.

Hunters, he himself, probably never partook, because he was a good man of moral stature in value, and he understood as I do know that you can’t use opiates is, it’s not safe it can kill you and destroy your power. But in my day, I didn’t know that I didn’t know that and I if I am Chinese in my spirit and soul from reincarnation of my being saw opiates as a friendly reminder of home, and my mother and her soup.” says Bobby.

Later.

“Apparently Kick genuinely thinks Lacey looks stupid.” says the CIA. “Especially in these photos.”

“Yeah. It’s in her eyes.” says Kick Kennedy.

“Where else?” asks Lem.

“I dunno. It’s like…she’s so…cutesy. Like…why? Why are we being so giddy?” says Kick.

“Yeah! I know! I hear you!” says Casi.

“Yeah. She’s super…cutesy.” says Nancy.

“Why not act sexy!? Show tits! Stuff like that.” says Kick.

“Because she actually has tits.” says Lem.

“Yeah. Big deal! So do I!

Why be so cutesy!?” says Casi.

“Is that sexy to you?” asks Nancy of Gore Vidal.

“I’d look cutesy too. But I was told to act masculine.” says Faye Emerson. “Well…professional. And…actually Lacey just can’t.”

“What the fuck do you mean!?” asks Casi.

“She can’t.” says Anderson Cooper.

“So her toughness is real…but she’s a sweet, extremely beautiful ditz too. So…she’s terrifying to Moses. But…gay men fall for her girliness and make her pink lipstick. But it’s not…because she’s at all masculine. At all.” says Michael.

“Is there truly nothing masculine about her?” asks Jan Hertel.

“Are you stupid!? Yes!!! Truly!

She’s extraordinarily naturally feminine. It’s not hyper. It’s natural.

Lots of women used to be that way. Really.” says Michael.

“So…she’s not stupid? Wha!? I mean. I’m sexy as hell. But…I’m not that feminine.” says Kick.

“No. You’re not.” says the CIA.

“No. I’m so seductive!!!” says Kick Kennedy.

“So…Lacey’s straight. Umm…are you Casi and Nancy and Kick?” asks a reader.

“No.” says Casi.

“That’s probably it.” says the reader. “Mmkay?”

“ kick you’re actually somewhat ugly and to be perfectly honest with you you don’t look as smart as you think you do you look like you think you’re smart and it looks questionable. It looks probable like possible rather it looks possible but it doesn’t look for certain, it just looks possible and to be perfectly honest with you. I’m a little irritated right now because Casi is obviously not straight, it’s anatomical and it’s really annoying to me. I wrote up a blog post yesterday before and I’m gonna say it again Casi you look bisexual or gay.

You, you have some beauty, but you’re not as pretty as you think you are, and your overconfidence is sort of an indication of your homosexuality, to be honest. The top right hand corner one it’s ridiculous. You’re not that pretty but that girl in the picture thinks that she’s super hot and that is your vibe that you think you’re so freaking attractive, which is really abrasive to be honest to people but but then, when I realize that you’re not straight, it becomes sort of like a nod to masculine overconfidence and then it’s not as abrasive it’s just like oh, this woman is just sort of butch in her perception of things and she doesn’t get it. She’s not really that hot but she has big boobs and blue eyes and she’s white and she has decent skin and I think to her that’s everything and everything else is just like not a big deal or something like that where it’s like you kind of think like a Man Casi we’re here just like I’m so fucking hot men do tend to think that were than women so in some weird way you think very queer and that way Casi and you are you’re very overconfident you don’t understand how unattractive you actually really are Casi. You know you’re like a little bit pretty and then that’s all combine with your boobs. You just think I’m healthy I have big boobs. I have a good skin I can drive and it’s just it’s like a man it’s just like I am so fucking hot you are so fucking proud of yourself every second Know it you you really are very masculine and it’s it is almost like interacting with a man in a woman’s body who is just like so fucking proud to be a woman because he’s just so fucking sure that he’s the hottest thing to ever exist the thing is though You’re really not that hot and I don’t think you’re actually trans at all. I think you’re probably just a woman and so then it’s like well no you’re probably just a sister probably just not a straight woman sweetie you’re probably a bisexual woman and so I have a feeling that you probably don’t Really always know what you’re doing in conversation because I think you tend to act very masculine and then you’re very misogynistic and so you think that makes you smart and cake is the same way cake is very misogynistic and frankly, so is Nancy you’re all lower class and very misogynistic and so to you guys your homosexuality or whatever it is about you that’s more masculine is very smart Lacey does not see it that way, but I think to you guys because you actually are bisexual and your lower class. It seems smart to you. Lacey is far more intelligent than any of you take your like a buffoon from hell compared to her I mean you’re one of the dumbest people compared to her that I’ve seen when you talk to her your IQ automatically is horribly on display and it looks like you’re almost retarded. It’s really embarrassing when you talk to other people it’s not as obvious but when you talk to Lacey, it’s so obvious you’re stupid it’s painful to watch.

Nancy seems smarter than she is when she talks to Lacey but I think that’s because Nancy thinks that she is Lacey because she’s a little mentally ill at times and Casi gets that Lacey is smart even if she lies about it now she knows it like that Lacey is actually pretty intelligent, but she doesn’t I don’t think she likes that anymore when Lacey was of a target for her that she thought was vulnerable she could tolerate it but no Casi is very toxic so she has a very hard time excepting the reality that it was incredibly stupid to attack Lacey just because Lacey is more feminine than her and straight. Lacey is straight Casi she was never attracted to you, or you either Nancy or really any woman she’s really not attracted to women a lot of women think that who are alive today and it’s really kind of gross. I don’t know where they come up with that idea sometimes it’s because they’re attracted to her and yet they don’t wanna be more masculine than her, so they lie about it, and then sometimes I think it’s because they don’t want to be more gay than her and they lie about it like you, Casi and no it’s really weird because she’s really not attracted to women. She’s actually incredibly feminine and I have a feeling there are a lot of people who’ve out of themselves as arrogant or stupid, or not straight, when they’ve assumed that she wasn’t straight

Lacey is dead Chris you killed her. And why am I saying that right now because I don’t think you guys get it she’s really very feminine in a way that Queen Elizabeth was feminine in a way that Princess Margaret was feminine those women are ditzy sweeties those are upper class women who would’ve been named Mitsy or muffin or cookie or what? Lacey.” says the CIA.

“Yes women who actually are name Mitsy or muffin or cookie kind of like the fact that she’s named Lacey not kick or even really Nancy or Cassie Cassie sweetie is not a feminine name. I think you thought it was but it’s not. Casi is more of a nonbinary female name, it’s female but it’s a little masculine. It’s actually a very cute name with Lacey used to tell you that you were sexy. She wasn’t coming on to you she was being objective you need to think like an intellectual and less like a clown Casi she wasn’t coming on to you when she told you that publicly in her comment section she was trying to explain to you your aesthetic and an intellectual objective way I would’ve said the same thing that she said a lot of women would have, that’s just how we talk Casi.” says a Mitsy.

“ just to clarify, I actually think I’m more straight than they are. I might be slightly bisexual like very slightly bisexual not much, but very slightly, which actually could be part of the reason why I fell for a Scott Fitzgerald, because I just feel like he would get me like I am almost entirely straight, but I’m just a little bisexual and I bet there are people in the CIA. If this blog is real who think I had some sort of weird sexual obsession with her and then I was hiding it by pretending to be jealous of her. I don’t think she thinks that at all?” says Nancy.

“ oh no no Lacey is straight sweetie and she’s repulsed by the idea because you’re a woman and so no she would never even want to think that’s true because it’s so gross to her but that being said I am it just so so it doesn’t seem likely to her she can’t imagine someone being that woman with her male or female it’s really probably more that so it’s sort of like it’s really more that it’s like well um, so so no, so no she she just doesn’t think of it, Nancy she just does not think of it that way it’s like this person would never find me attractive because people don’t find me that attractive do they and then it’s like well no they probably don’t and then I mean they do but like like that wow yeah I would think that and then it’s like OK and then she’s over it and it’s like someone’s like maybe she thinks you’re hot and she’s just like what the hell that’s gross. Eew!! And so unlikely but eww! and she really means that.” says Gore Vidal.

“ OK so no she just doesn’t find she just doesn’t find women attractive I just I thought I sent some thing with her and I am so I I don’t. I don’t have any evidence because you’re right she would say things like oh you’re sexy that’s your aesthetic you’re like Joanne from mad then that might not even be a compliment. It actually could be an insult or it might not be depends on how you look at it but then it’s like OK so then I just assumed that she was in love with me I didn’t have any reason to assume that I didn’t have any evidence, I have no idea why I was so convinced that she was in love with me, but that was just the sense I got.” says Casi.

“ what what is tell me more about this sense? This is fascinating really Casi she is a Mitsy you were muffin and be honest I don’t think people understand that there could’ve been some gay men in the past like gore who actually found feminine women really attractive if they didn’t really like the androgynous thing, what they found attractive for women who were really feminine, and really pretty kind of like Marilyn Monroe, so there could’ve been some bisexual couples who liked Marilyn Monroe but then there were also some couple some people like gore who liked her but didn’t like her and Lacey is like Marilyn Monroe but she’s not like Marilyn Monroe so then it’s like hubba hubba but she’s not like Marilyn Monroe so it’s like well. I don’t usually go for checks but it’s Marilyn Monroe, and that’s Lacey. She’s that hot sweetie. Do you think maybe you’re just delusional and thought that Marilyn Monroe was in love with you?” asks Mitsy.

“ Why would she OK fight that’s actually possible why did it seem like she wanted my approval if it wasn’t sexual?” says Casi.

“ because Lacey is Lacey sweetie. She’s a muffin or a Mitzi oh OK and so she likes your opinion it’s about your opinion Casi you didn’t seem crazy at first now she wouldn’t give a rats ass about your opinion so when you said you’re ugly sweetie that didn’t affect her because she thought you were a lying be embarrassingly jealous of her and intimidated and that’s where she just felt gross out from you. It’s like why the fuck are you embarrassing yourself this way you took everything so fucking personally and yeah, sometimes people name Mitsy honey who are straight do you swear we also smoked and drink? We were very different generation than you people and it wasn’t trashy watch mad men. Shirt her swearing is like mine very emotional and she feels bad and apologizes to God possibly in her head but it’s not quite like you it isn’t to be crass and edgy necessarily or if it is it’s out of anger and frustration. Most likely it’s not to seem classy. It’s because she’s actually really angry.

So no your opinion meant something to her before you embarrassed yourself and seemed crazy and then that was all it was sweetie. She just wanted your opinion because you were so vocal and an interested in interacting with her and she thought let’s just interact. This is fun it was totally innocent and platonic From her and so it was like oh let’s just post pictures and have fun kiss kiss because if she’s really that girly, she’s not a gay man pretending to be Mitsy or Lacey she is that person so her a little kiss kiss is sincere and she’s not stupid. She’s really just that feminine And pretty and unknowingly, unwittingly sexy like Marilyn Monroe I know I was like that too at times I still had a ghost of a woman who is actually named Mitsy.” says Mitsy.

“ so I stole your aesthetic to try to seem classy, and that offended her.” says Nancy Nieves.

“ yes send me to offends everyone you’re very offensive you know part of the reason you’re so offensive is because you do actually look Hispanic, not German and all the money and then you carry your Louis Vuitton and you act like you’re old money and white instead of just being a classy, elegant Hispanic woman there is something disdainful and gross about your hatred for your lower class Hispanic ancestry.” says Mitsy.

“ no it’s true people in my culture do like Louis Vuitton, and expensive things that we do tend to be more flashy.” says Nancy.

“ yeah you know what that’s not my aesthetic I’m old money and you wanna be because I’m better than you but then that’s where you have to grow up and live in reality. The truth is there are no old money, Hispanic people and there should be but there aren’t you know where they do live is in South America, and those people may or may not dress like you to be honest with you I would just except the fact that you have a beautiful, colorful wonderful aesthetic. That is not all the money. Maybe you are bad with your finances at times because your lower class but that’s not really a Hispanic thing that’s more of a lower class thing there are lots of people that don’t know how to manage money who were raised in the lower class that has possibly nothing to do with your taste for Louis Vuitton and Mercedes that might just be a very beautiful part of your culture but it isn’t indicative of what I am or Lacey is and you have to stop lying about that because it’s evil.” says Mitsy.

“ does anyone believe me who is actually old money?” asks Nancy.

“ Lacey took you seriously at first and then you blew it so I would say yes before they really get to know you they might think you are but that’s because you use the name Nancy Valentino and you’re a little Spanish so because you’re a tiny bit Spanish and that’s very close to Italy. You can pass as Italian for a while as you probably know that don’t you and then that’s the problem sweetie. Your name seems a little weird. It seems like a stage name and then the more people get to know you they’re like she’s not a talion and then it’s like you know what even is she? Yeah you do look trans Nancy, in your photographs you look like a trans woman and that’s not a compliment to you, you’re very arrogant person. Lacey was so far above you in every way and it’s disgusting that you thought you could even relate to her at all. You’re a tramp you’re a whore you’re a gold digging slut you’re a drug addict. You’re a terrible person in many ways and you know what she’s not. She’s also beautiful all money and I’m sorry that’s just the reality of it but you know what if you’re Catholic and you believe in Jesus, someday you could be her equal in heaven and in a lot of so you could be your equal here on earth too if you stop being an evil bitch but you wouldn’t be her equal in every way you’d be her equal in Christ and then you have to except that you’re not really her equal which is really not that big of a deal.

There’s no way out OK you can work your way out of your poverty you can try to assimilate to old money but you’ll never actually be old money and that’s OK if you’re loved if you could except yourself it’s not that big of a deal Nancy people like you have made it a really big deal and it’s not what is a big deal our human rights climate change problems with the education system with our water systems with our roads Maintaining your ego is not a priority, but people like you have made it one.

Hi, I just I think you need to really have a serious talk with yourself before your dad because you’re in for a very rude awakening when you die and Lacey has tried desperately to help you and kind of snap you out of it but it’s not working and you were enabled by jack and a lot of other people to attack her and be stupid and it’s totally falling apart And when you’re dead, you will have so many regrets. You will in someway sweetie. Wish you had never been born. You will see your pictures for what they really are and you’ll understand how ugly you actually look and that it’s not just that you’re not photogenic it’s that you really are somewhat ugly And people like Lacey aren’t they’re better looking than you and the nice thing to do to them and yourself is to just shut up give them a complement and then just shut up. You don’t need to go on out about yourself and the wasps in your walls and your blood that won’t come. You know to a stop and how your daughter is constipated to try to somehow gross her out. I don’t know what the hell is that that is so fucking weird. You are a fucking freak for telling her that stuff, she was never that close to you.

She wanted to be, but you blew it by being a huge jealous psychotic bitch. Yeah, and then your desperate time to say face by telling her I’m not jealous of you then what the hell is your problem? You were copping her every fucking move. You were so obviously jealous of her. It’s bizarre that you thought she would believe you, but she’s kind Siri. It’s not that bizarre but then it’s like what what was the idea That you were somehow supposed to be a psychopath or a robot I mean what what was the explanation for your actions Nancy because she was obviously noticing how weird you were being?” says Mitsy.

“ OK so I thought fine I’m not that pretty I’m kind of pretty but I’m not that pretty most of what I do is just an act. It’s an act I’m not really the person that I pretend to be a yeah and if you tell me if you see me in person I’m different I’m a former fat girl and when I was young, I used to be so much pretty, but that was before I gained a lot of weight and we were really poor so I come from the hood, and no I mean I’m a real hood rat and so I’m really good at pretending to seem rich and sophisticated by impersonating people like her arm and I think I thought she would know that on a certain level and then she would feel sorry for me, and she didn’t which sort of stunned me I mean the whole Perfume committee was stunned that she didn’t feel sorry for us because I think we thought if she can tell that we’re full of it and we’re not that rich why do we think that she’s rich because we had in our heads that rich people were like the Kennedys and so we thought rich people are old money, Kennedys, and they care about poor people people who are old money are all the Kennedys and they care about poor people especially when they look like Lacey so if she’s reincarnated and she’s Scottish and I do that, I somehow had it in my head that a Celtic woman like her would feel really sorry for me and I kind of think the entire Perfume community thought that that if she saw through us and wasn’t really nice about it but that would mean that she was a liar, because why would you lie to know why would you be so upset? If you know I’m just faking it but then I think about Sean Connery and I’m like why would I assume that somebody like that would wanna be lied to?” says Nancy.

“ do you know what else is funny Nancy her father would have enjoyed that either. Her father is Tom sweetie people like her just don’t like being lied to it annoys them the Kennedys apparently have you all totally confused about what people are actually like who are really old money and they’re not really old money but then beyond that her mother who raised her thought you were psychotic weirdo she literally told Lacey that she saw your picture and she said I think that woman is insane no idea who you were that was just her reaction to you, and she just didn’t like you the next times would not like you Nancy and they are silversmith sweetie. They are all muddy and no I don’t know what the cross would like you either. I think that’s right, but I just said needs to be understood as being true potentially OK old money, people who are real or not who you think they are they’re not as nice as you think they are, they might. They may actually truly care about you, but they’re not as nice as you think they are they they may really care but they’re really not as nice as you think they are. The Kennedys are not old money that’s kind of their aesthetic there to just be so wildly. What is it? I don’t know, compassionate or something, so why don’t you try to have a real conversation with Lacey I think Casi has had real conversations in her spirit with Lacey and realize that Lacey’s maybe not really attracted to her and then that’s just me and Lacey was straight and is straight if she wasn’t who knows I don’t I don’t know that she would be attracted to Casi but it’s like it’s just it’s a moot point because Lacey is just straight but I know I don’t know Casi just sent some thing that was not real it. I think she read a lot into things because she thought Lacey was attractive and it just got way out of control and no Lacey hopefully never gave her the impression in a way that was hurtful to her because she really did not find Casi attractive. They really were never involved. It was very weird to Lacey but she try to ignore it because I think she just thought Casi would figure out that Lacey Lacey being hurt wasn’t attracted to her but it seems like that’s not what happened and then so Casi’s got really bizarrely confused which is sort of creepy and sad.

So why don’t you try to have a real conversation with Lacey and find out how she actually thinks.” says Mitsy.

“ just let’s save our self some time because it’s 1130 just lazy just think like an old fashion conservative oh or what is it?” says a reader.

“ maybe but you should probably talk to her to find out what that is.” says Mitsy.

“ i’m going to bet that she somehow thought that abortion should be legal for the sake of the mother and the child but probably not a federal issue, making it federal somehow puts a certain importance on the whole thing that made to her seem immoral, which is not actually Republican and the way people think of it nowadays is old fashion, Republican old fashion conservative but it’s not the way people think today but I have a feeling that’s what she probably thinks.” says a reader.

“ so she’s not pro-choice?!” says Casi’s mom.

“ no that’s not pro choice. It’s trying to basically just undo Roe versus Wade with the added caveat that you want to protects the health of the mother and the fetus mentally and physically so no she cares about human life and the quality of life but she also thinks that it’s murder in most cases and so it should not be a federal, you know issue it should be a state by state as you it should really be a actual private issue not a political talking point used by toxic feminists.” says a reader.

“ yeah that’s not pro choice. It’s not really pro life or is it?” says a reader.

“ to me as a member of Narelle NARAL it is actually pro life to me. She’s the only she is as Christian as I can handle and then I’m like OK now this woman’s legitimately pro life. She actually cares about people so I have to take her seriously and realize that to her it’s just disgusting that women are being so violent with row versus way to her Roe versus Wade is a feminine violence, she’s she’s such a feminist that to her she’s just like you guys I went to far there’s some thing a little violent about Roe versus Wade and you know to be honest with you. She might actually be right no I’m I’m being serious she might actually be right it be interesting to see what you think, but that’s a different issue but from her perspective she’s like I don’t know if I like Rovers is Wade but I I think it should be legal but I don’t know that it should really be such a gross disgusting talking point.” says a woman.

“ yeah I dare you to talk to her. I don’t think you understand the way she thinks.” says Mitsy.

“ no Lacey thinks that it should be legal because there are people being abused, who could be in terrible situation where the child really needs to be aborted for the for the sake of the mother and the child both and I understand that I start a war where I had to bomb hospitals.” says Tsar Putin.

“ I OK oh yeah, have a talk with a woman who’s up with that man I was in love with him and he was in love with her that’s Putin they really were in love. Sincerely have a discussion with her but do not assume that you know what she’s thinking.” says a Rockefeller.

“ OK, so oh do you think poor people exist?” asks a reader.

“ what are you talking about? I have no idea what you’re asking.” says Lacey.

“ I am in I don’t understand why you’re so angry at me.” says the reader to Lacey.

“ what are you talking about?” says Lacey.

“ do you ever post things for your followers or readers who are specifically following you or do you just assume that it’s like a published book or novel and your followers are sort of just happenstance?” asks a reader.

“ oh, no, oh, I never post things for a specific reader or follower unless if I felt attacked by them, or if I somehow was inspired by them, and then I will always reference them.” says Lacey.

“ chi is there something weird to you about doing that about about actually posting things for your specific followers and readers?” asks a reader.

“ yes because it’s public you people aren’t the only people reading my blog or looking at my gallery. I’m not entertaining you I’m not your fucking prostitute or entertainer you little bitch!” yells Lacey.

“ OK dammit I am very condescending were incredibly condescending to you. Why do we think you’re trying to entertain us because you’re smiling and you’re pretty and you’re turning me on so I just thought you were a prostitute?!?” yells a reader.

“ oh, what the hell would you be thinking that you little fat piece of fuck!??” says Lacey.

“ do I seem inordinately angry!?” he says.

“ actually, I am angry, but not quite as angry as I seem. No, I’m trying to relate to you, you seem extraordinarily upset.” says Lacey.

“ am I a fat piece of fuck you’re referencing by embryonic position at one point my mothers mom sees me that’s funny OK so I am yes I was. I was at one point a fetus that is very true and I am no longer a fetus I have become quite rotund you sense, I almost wonder if you’re insulting me on my parents behalf OK so yeah, it is really weird that people would think of you that way just because you’re pretty and you’re posting pictures of yourself that actually is really bizarre you’re right it doesn’t make any sense because you’re there’s really not there wasn’t and I think you’re sort of made fun of that whole thing by being sexual there really wasn’t anything sexual about you in any way that a normal human wouldn’t be sexual I think you were just attractive to people and they’re too narcissistic to admit that because you’re so superior to them

That being said we’re not talking about that we’re talking about a lot of other stuff, so no I’m not I’m not I’m not actually sure but I want to except the fact that you really don’t seem to care about poor people the way the Kennedys do why don’t you care about us, actually that’s not true you’ve written on your blog if I’m not mistaken, but you do care about people that are poor you actually worry that we’re not getting enough quality education that our water isn’t clean I have a feeling you actually do care, but that’s not what bothers people this is like OK fine you want us to have clean water, good education and self-respect. I may be even free healthcare if it is a feasible option yeah so in theory, I think you worry that it may not be which is interesting. No, you legitimately worry that it actually doesn’t work but but then it’s like well. That’s an interesting discussion that being said- why not I’m thinking you like Catherine and cruel intentions why don’t you care about Anets let’s just say I’m Annette why don’t you care about Annette?” says a reader.

“ and I don’t entirely know if that works hold on.” says Lem.

Later.

“ all right I want to know what is Saoirse having an incestuous molested relationship with Bobby?” says Lem.

“ what made you think that Bobby? I mean what makes you think that Lemmers?” says Bobby Kennedy Junior.

“ because Lacey and I have heard you and her talking and we can’t tell if it’s your wife trying to harass us or if it’s actually someone else and you’re pretending that it’s her to cover up for an affair or if you’re actually having a sexual incestuous, pedophilic perverse relationship with her or were before she killed herself?” says Lem.

“ oh, yes, we were, but it was in the confines of ilumiNATTI meetings.” says Bobby.

“ she was in the illuminati Bobby?” says Lem.

“ yes she was. She was one of the chosen ones in the family.” says Bobby.

“ why is that?” asks Lem.

“ because her father was somewhat poor so she was vulnerable and she was pretty ones and we chose her before she was born.” says Bobby.

“ so were you actually involved with her or were you just doing some sort of witchcraft with her that you actually thought was just witchcraft?” asks Lem.

“It’s witchcraft yeah?” says Bobby.

“What did you do with her!?” asks Lem.

“We shook hands. And then brown bread together. And that’s all. Physically. But then we got over it and would talk sexy to each other from across the room.” says Bobby.

“Oh. While being serviced by prostitutes?” says Lem.

“Yes. I say, ‘Saoirse baby suck my cock!’ And then she said to me, ‘Hey, big man you are love to me!’ But we didn’t really do anything other than that Seay I know I am a Chinese Chinese man even though I’m her uncle and she’s my niece and she was Hispanic in her last life so even though in this life, I’m her uncle in my last life I was Chinese, and she was a Hispanic woman so he would yell from across the room. I was Hispanic no she was. She was Hispanic, and I was Asian. And we weren’t related at all.” says Bobby.

“Except right now in reality Bobby, you were functioning as a Kennedy and so is she and in that capacity which is the only capacity you have for being in the illuminati and her as well you are actually related to each other that doesn’t stop- ahh…some people in illuminati don’t seem to understand that, but that doesn’t actually cease. So then how are you not just in a horribly disgusting relationship with each other where you were praying on her innocence and arrogance?” asks Lem

“ I mean I think it makes sense when you come from the family as sexy as ours. You just kind of want to keep it in the family.” says Kick.

“ kick do you actually think that or are you trying to see ambivalent difficult?” says Lacey.

“ oh my God, you actually have a spine. Oh, I suppose you’ve been killed too much to be able to say things like this usually but holy shit I thought I was better than you for real.

Well, no, I mean I actually really do you think things like this.” says Kick. “ i’m sorry I’m confused.”

“ you’re actually what happened sweetie is that Jack sadistically attacked her to the point where she slightly died and he doesn’t exist right now and so she’s able to say things and also your oldest brother doesn’t exist either.” says someone.

“Saoirse is a snob and so she rejected Lacey because Lacey is a nigger.” says Bobby.

“Hey Bobby, what makes you think she was rejecting Lacey?” asks Lem.

“Well in the Democratic Party- They told us to be mean to Lacey and one way to torment her was to try to trigger the sexual abuse that she experienced by highlighting the fact that in the illuminati, we sometimes have sexual relations with family members somewhat intentionally somewhat accidentally and Saoirse and I were deeply in love.” says Bobby.

“ I don’t think she was really in love with you, Bobby I think she deluded herself into thinking that to avoid feeling stupid. What was it exactly that you think you had that with her?” asks Lacey.

“ you know she was so much like Mary are used to tell her that and actually she got very depressed about the fact that I wasn’t faithful to her even in the meetings, you know if she understood it outside of the meetings, we were just family in the meetings we are not at, but at times I would cheat on her often with Asian women.” says Bobby.

“ and that depressed her?” asks Lacey.

“ yes she became very suicidal, because she realized that I was not capable of being faithful to her.” says Bobby.

“ yeah I have a feeling that’s not quite what really happened but that’s interesting that that’s your perspective, so does the family know about that or not?” says Lacey.

“ yes they all know about it and they see it is a tragedy just like with me. What happen with Mary.” says Bobby.

“ so do they think that you’re just not capable of being faithful even to a Kennedy then or what?” says Lacey.

“ they don’t want to talk about it.” says Bobby.

“ so that’s what your families really upset by is that you cheated on one of them?” asks Lem.

“ yes, they feel as though that was a bit too far. They understand that I am very sexually active, but they were expecting some sort of solidarity.” says Bobby.

“ so that’s why Saorise would talk about not being able to love herself because you kept cheating on her and she thought she was ugly because of you?” says Lacey.

“ I doubt that Kerry told me that the other day and I didn’t want to believe her because that’s not what happened.” says Bobby.

“why can’t you be faithful to another Kennedy? I thought loyalty was like the golden rule of the family that you’re in?” says Lem.

“ because I like variety I like uniqueness and every day I’m a curious man I don’t like being bored just like Jack. I don’t like anything to almost ever be the same. I get bored very very easily.” says Bobby.

“ so so to you sex is boring when it’s not with a different person every time?” says Lem.

“ yes I have the same dick and every same same same similar such as every sexual experience…so I have to find a way to make it interesting because I have the same dick every time.” says Bobby.

“Am I a nigger to you, Bobby?” asks Dodi Al Fayed.

“Yes.” says Bobby.

“Are Jews niggers?” asks Israel.

“Ahh.” Bobby thinks. “Fuck you! We are not talking about Jews! No!!”

“So…you’re not in love with Saorise!?” asks a reader.

“Man! …Are you crazy!?

I am not- See…you come here! You come to Illuminati meetings and you find out!

You come to Illuminati meetings and you find out!

You think you so big and smart huh? Yeah. Whatever. No. You aren’t here. It’s different than you think. …I didn’t know Saoirse was Nicaraguan until I join the Illuminati. And then they told me. Huh? Yeah. See. You don’t know. I’m tricky? Alright? Fool!” says Bobby.

“But Bobby she was still Saoirse.” says the reader.

“Yeah right! No.

Mary explained it to me. She explained that our souls are eternal so we exist outside of ourselves and we are one with the powers.” says Bobby.

“ so then you really believe that you and Saoirse are not related?” asks a reader.

“ when we are in Alumini meeting know and ilumiNATTI meeting time sheet hot check Hispanic check I no longer her uncle Anne has a Mac daddy supreme. I got hit on her because she hot she’s a hot chick so I hit on her and she goes hey OK, I take the compliment, and then I say yeah OK it’s a little weird because she’s still my niece but not really a reality. She’s Hispanic check and then I just go OK whatever I’m not gonna you know smack your ass but I’m definitely going to check it out shit it’s like OK OK Chica, we rumble babe.” says Bobby.

“ so are there a lot of people currently in the illuminati who have that same belief system that somehow when they’re in the meeting they’re not related to each other.” says a reader.

“ oh yeah, the whole illuminati is like that we are privileged. We are strong we are smart, and when we get together we party was saying yeah cool time party was Satan we do drugs we get high we have sex we drink we watch movies we eat popcorn are we does sing roast marshmallows and drive cause fast zoom boom bang. Wow you never seen a car like that before and then I find out from the illuminati Saoirse is Nicaraguan how excitingbecause on our side she look white she’s my niece but on the inside she’s hot Hispanic woman so we have a fun time I take her in the car and drive fast you never seen anything like it lightning speed top speed and she say Bobby you slow down this dangerous. It’s at I say Saoirse you don’t know what it like to be a man who needs metal.

And so we don’t make love she don’t like that. I see.

She see me flirting with Asian women. And she cried. And because that’s what we do with y’all to tell her from across the room and say hi Heidi, hi baby how’s it going tonight? Cool kid I mean we don’t say cool kid because that’s not what we say I’m just making fun of other people right but I said hey how’s it going Chica. And she smiled and said you loved me your love to me. I and then I flirt with Asian women. OK I flirt with the hot Asian chicks and she see it and she cried.

And then later Rory came to my house, and Rory said to me, Bobby, I heard you are flirting with hot Asian chicks at ilumiNATTI meetings. I don’t like it of our family has values and standards.

Oh, and she said to me you do you stop that now you gotta stop that.

They said to her Rory, listen to me. Saoirse and I are on a different wavelength is special is close to my heart. It is not the same thing as anybody else.

Oh, and she’s a Barbie. I know you cheat you cheat it is is you who cheat most at? I said to her no it is a different wavelength. It is not the same thing.

It’s about how you hold your head man I hold my head up high when I say, said hey Saorise hey hot chick! how’s it going Chica! hey baby.

I hope my dad and I hold my head down low when I say hey sugar, give me some sugar to the hot chick in the room. Who is Asian you got a hold your head in different places is how you find the wavelength of your choice and I knew for a fact that when I held my head up high, I was creating a safety zone of purity and freedom for Saoirse and I to enjoy alone.

So that when she see me she say hey Bobby, hey Bobby and Lucy heard Lacey hurt every time it was in 2017 and we were flirting and she heard us she heard us talking to each other because we were told to harass her with our love Sophie did we sat around and I said hey Chica as I am ready for your love and she said Bobby boy, you better know you are my hot tamale you get my engine, hot Bobby Asa, your best slow, dumb bitch you’re moving too fast and she cracked up laughing with me and she laughs with me, is the inside joke. She said she say you better slow down Bobby and I said no I can’t. I’m a hot tamale. *he laughs*

So then we find out real fast she got depression! I mean we have like a good three months together three or four months here there and then oh son we have that hope we harass Lacey Lucy freaked out. She’s a Hwy Barbara talking to you and it was a NN so so sad his daughter and a L I said no that’s not my daughter not really and she said no basically I could be your daughter and and then I said no she’s not my daughter she’s a husband a check you don’t even know and Lacey said that sounds like Saoirse And services so what what do you mean that’s not where is cool you don’t know your understand you loser you’re a poor loser Lacey Alys Seay said no it is. Where are you you guys? It is weird. It’s just perfect and gross and weird incestuous, and then Saoirse started crying about it, sometimes I worry that’s why Scioscia killed her self because Lacey told us that it was weird. Is that right away? Lacey gotta show up and tell my girlfriend that she’s my niece. but it’s just the way it goes. I mean I go over because you got to do it. I mean it’s just ilumiNATTI I’m just telling you facts man chill out.

And so no service to get Rosie person say Bobby I wanna die cause it’s just wear this is bitch I said it’s just ilumiNATTI meeting time to chill out. Sosa is cool and then I guess it was just too much when I thought it was supposed to, but my foot was the Hispanic chick what is it? What is the Asian text at the next meeting, so I talked to Lacey and Lacey tells her she tells her you are his niece. It’s weird Saoirse it’s weird and incestuous and gross.

And then the next time you see each other at a meeting I flirted with some hot Asian chicks OK fine on a different wavelength chill out.

Oh, and then she said to me Bobby what are you doing and that’s why you shut up and said you gotta stop Bobby it hurts. What does you be so mean who is Mary died jack ass and now Saoirse is depressed because you got you got a lay it on thick with some hot Asian chick.

Oh, and I also know she just killed her self and it’s like sad you know I don’t know and we bring Lacey because good it’s Lacey‘s fault if she didn’t tell us Asa is weird it’s incestuous and gross Saoirse would have ever realized it and no, it’s not really like that you don’t understand See that’s what certain things and she’s on the same wavelength as me so when I hold my head up and I said to myself, this was search the web Phyl search the thought it was gross a weird incestuous and that she didn’t know until Lacey told her and then that’s why Saoirse kill her self because she didn’t know and then she found out and then I told her no it’s cool is this so stupid man it’s just so fucking stupid and then apparently right things that is because I cheat what is that because that she is because they stick a big mouth and told me a bunch of lies not least you got a big mouth and told her bunch of lies about us and it is not true. Damn.” says Bobby.

“ hey Bobby, I’m just curious when you were buying heroin in Harlem what was that like buying heroin with Lem?” says the CIA.

“ I don’t wanna talk about that right now. I’m too upset about Saoirse.” says Bobby.

“ why did you cheat on her Bobby I mean I know it’s an illuminati meeting and it’s just a spiritual practice of the higher ascended masters of which the Kennedys are apart but I just need to explain that but I don’t understand why within that context you couldn’t just practice, mindful faithfulness?” says Rory.

“ why let me ask you something!” says Bobby.

“ bobby are we talking as ourselves or as ourselves?” asks Rory.

“ which one is which I don’t remember.” says Bobby.

“ and the first one is where I am German, your Chinese and we’re not related the second one is where we’re siblings.” says Rory.

“ I want to do the first one I am I’m trying to run for president so I gotta be Chinese.” says Bobby.

“ bobby that’s not going to work because then people are going to claim that you molested your niece because you’re too stupid to realize that you’re screwed up sexually and then we have incest problems in our family and that there’s no exceptions just because there’s no limit not eating, and I know that fundamentally based on my crystal chakra reading from last Thursday and the Thursday before that and the Thursday before that but that’s not possible because based on the crystal chakra diagram, yes I have to reference this I know for a fact that in ilumiNATTI meetings, we become our standard selves reverse when we’re talking to people of a persuasion left center of ourselves. And you and I tend to go north west and are persuasion sometimes sweetie when we’re really angry I feel like we go more south more south and I’m just wondering where are we right now? Are we south are we north or are we feeling a little more east in our center Because I want to make sure we’re on the same wave length Bobby because I want to reach you where are you? Are you Asian are you my brother where are you Bobby?” says Rory.

“ just second hold on I find out!” says Bobby.

“ are we supposed to be having a discussion about poverty but instead we’re talking this because for some reason Lacey hast to write right now so we were supposed to be having a discussion about poverty but now we’re doing this instead?” asks a reader.

“ yes, that would be correct.” says Gore Vidal.

“ I am north east funny you ask. All right let’s center on the count of 3123.” says Bobby.

“ Bobby, I guide you with the light Bobby I thank you for listening to my heart center. Bobby, why did you cheat on Saoirse of Nicaragua?” says Rory.

“ oh, because I like hot Asian chicks.” says Bobby.

“ hey Bobby, I want a serious answer from you why did you cheat on Saoirse?” says Rory.

“ I tell you truth because I like hot Asian chicks. They nice and be honest they not my relatives. I don’t think I’ll check it out hold on. I’ll be right back.” says Bobby.

“ Bobby, I don’t have time for this right now I need to get to bed.” says Rory.

“ it’s OK I my back no turns out they’re not real relatives and they hot as heck and to be perfectly honest with you at time. I forget that she’s not hot Asian are we excuse me I find I forget that sometimes she’s not hot has been a check so I tell myself no husband should not Scioscia but I forgot she’s not Hispanic check no shit she’s my niece fuck oh no trouble Rory it was bad, and then I see these hot ass Asian chick wow babe they’re a hot man they were hot and so I check them out and I say hey and then we’re going around talking and having a cool time met and then search the seat and she got sad. I’m sorry it was not meant to be a hurtful thing. It was just a trip up because I am on two different wavelengths in my brain just got confused on what wavelength I was Sosa is special private. Wow another roll wave wings I was hot Asian sex and I thinking damn this is gonna be good. And I was thinking fine. It’s so cool it’s cool it’s all right. I’ll text us out later. We have chicken together because they’re serving chicken that night. It was really good. It was good. It was good. It was really good chicken so I was going to eat some chicken with salsa And turns out she crying and I was just so sad because it’s like what was the problem and then she told me nobody is this I can’t handle it it’s too much and I just know it’s like I don’t know what you all expect from someone. Who’s is exhausted you know I’m fine Monsanto, I’m doing all kinds of shit right and I’m busy and I ain’t got time to keep track of all of this fuck shit I mean come on damn bitch fuck shit I ain’t got time to think about it so I see these hot Asian chicks and I think shit because I was just tired and I was thinking she my niece.” says Bobby.

“ oh, OK yes and she is your niece Bobby I am a well aware of that but that’s not the situation that you were in and I just think it’s reasonable to have this discussion to try to figure out what it is exactly that made you think you could have that sort of emotional protocol in that situation.” says Rory.

“ I told you I tired and I thought damn she’s my niece is I tell you sometimes when the demon possesses me or when I feel in touch with myself I I really can keep track right now I’ve got a thick thick Chinese accent on my brain is clear as day But when I ain’t got this going on I forget sometimes the Asian Bobby and I suck it and tripped up but then she said to me Bobby I hurt and I want to die and I said so so no that’s wrong. It’s just so stupid.” says Bobby.

“ OK you know and I just have to let it go. I just have to let it go because I know that when you were there you weren’t as tired as you’re saying you were I have never seen you forget a detail of that variety when you’re tired you knew she was your niece, but you also knew that at that moment she was a Nicaraguan.” says Rory.

“ do you know Raury I think to tell you the truth I don’t understand why we have to be so nice to Nicaragua. I mean I am sorry I wanna talk about this talk about it.” says Bobby.

“ Bobby I am not going to have a discussion with you.” says Rory.

“ no but you had it out and kind of go to ask yourself though I can’t go to ask yourself right what was the Nicaraguan doing in our family?” says Bobby.

“ hey Bobby, she was our niece outside of the ilumiNATTI meetings and you know I am I’m part of the LGBTQ plus to community and as that I am fully aware that some people celebrate incestuous relationships, especially in various communities around the world and I want to celebrate their humanity as a humanitarian. But in our family as practicing Roman Catholics from Boston Massachusetts, she was your niece outside of the illuminati meetings, so I don’t know why you can’t respect that that is our culture. It’s hetero normative it’s Caucasian. It’s very boring and doll but you have to understand that’s the sort of average common family that we have, everyone has a family like that for the most part that’s obviously the status quo but but within the illuminati meeting that’s not where you were so outside of ilumiNATTI meeting I was her aunt and she was your niece and no she had every right to be in our family I welcome Hispanics. I do. I welcome them into our family. I welcome them into my country And I would just like to know what it is that you were thinking in the illuminati meeting was appropriate about attacking a Nicaraguan?” asks Rory.

“ I do not like to talk about politics with you Rory you said it yourself let’s not go there.” says Bobby.

“ I caught you you did shit on her on purpose. It’s not because you were tired. You cheated on her because you were trying to attack a Nicaraguan woman who was just after love and peace and happiness.” says Rory.

“oh, no, I was not after a Nicaraguan woman I was tired I’m not saying that I am saying that on a certain level to the right of center I may have had set some animosity towards her for being Nicaraguan, but that was right of center not my center and not my usual left.” says Bobby.

“ oh well I know I am I’m tolerant I’m understanding I’m just I’m flabbergasted that you didn’t understand that Nicaragua deserves a heck of a lot more respect than that.” says Rory.

“ you know I tell you the truth you bitch.” says Bobby.

“ OK Bobby, I’m all ears you tell me.” says Rory.

“ I want to have sex with Asian women that was why I wanted to have sex with Asian women. And have fun and chicken.” says Bobby.

“ how are Abi? Let’s just be honest that’s never why men cheat men always have far more complicated reasons for cheating than just wanting sex and you’ve admitted that to me many times.” says Rory.

“ no this time I tell you for real I just wanna have sex and check it. Damn it wasn’t that complicated Rory I just wanna have sex with the hot Asian chicks that’s all man fuck you bitch it was a simple royal bitch.” says Bobby.

“ yeah, that’s fine. It’s just you have to understand in that context Bobby in that context Bobby, you were in a position of trust with Saoirse, and you needed to be respectful of her as a Nicaraguan woman who outside of ilumiNATTI meetings was your niece.” says Rory.

“ oh yeah fine OK but you know what it’s like I was tired I was hungry I forgot I thought she was my niece.” says Bobby.

“ oh well, I thought I’d tell you this much Bobby, if you want to tell me that you were just after sex and chicken and it had nothing to do with Nicaraguan politics I will try to believe you, but it’s very hard to believe you given what I know about you as a person.” says Rory.

“ do you know I just it was weird OK she seem like my niece. I gotta be honest with you Rory I’m a little suspicious of you.” says Bobby.

“ Bobby we’re not getting into that political discussion right now.” says Rory.

“ no I we’re gonna do it because I know I’m tired and I want sex and chickens.

Oh, you are rich, you are a witch from hell.

I am not going to sit here and let you tell me that I was confused about love, and I knew for a fact that I want sex and check it. It had nothing to do with me being stupid or evil are the reason Saoirse died. You’re a witch you’re evil I will suspicious of you.” says Bobby.

“ hey Bobby, I don’t know why you’re suspicious of me. I just I happen to know that Nicaragua is a rather important place if Saoirse was from there and apparently she was from what we know if her diagram then we need to except the fact that that’s that’s definitely something that came into your Kike into your eyes your hypothesis that night about your actions and behaviors in regard to what was appropriate, you decided that you were going to make a decision to be offensive and I’ve seen that behavior in you for the last six months or seven months possibly even last year you have made decisions to be offensive Bobby you make decisions to be offensive every time I talk to you you make decisions to be offensive every time you talk to almost everyone in our family and I don’t see what you did with Saoirse as being any different than that I think it is definitely interconnected and I am sorry we love you we honor you, but we are not going to tolerate your choice behavior pattern to be offensive.” says Bobby.

“ I am not going to stay here and let you lie to me. I know who you represent bitch.“ says Bobby.

“ OK in your imagination who do I represent Bobby other than our family and the democratic party?” says Rory.

“ oh, you represent evil and insanity and darkness. I represent Hong Taiji.” says Bobby.

“ Bobby, you know I don’t even think you talk to ontology I’ve seen what you wrote down as your conversation with him. I don’t believe you that you have talk to him and I think it’s far more likely that you’ve been talking to demons for years.” says Rory.

“ what are you think I talk to demons yeah you lie you lying bitch because I really just wanted sex and chicken that night. I have no idea why you don’t get it sometimes I forget I think she really my niece and you know what that is it’s because I’ve been to counseling for the past 25 years I have been through counseling, I can’t compartmentalize like that anymore. Yeah I use the word compartmentalize you know why because I do talk talk talk shit I do talk to ontology and he tell me Bobby you Gotta stop compartmentalizing he say you are stop compartmentalizing are you gonna get confused every time we talk I know for a fact that I thought she was my niece and I just wanted sex and chicken and that was all that happened.” says Bobby.

“ OK but I need to represent Saoirse’s feelings to you because you seem to have forgotten them. You forget peoples feelings all the time Bobby it’s just Hauntology ontology Qing dynasty I am Asian I don’t need you people anymore. I can’t tolerate that kind of darkness you need to understand that our family represents the light to lots of people search his feelings mattered my feelings mattered your mother. Ethel‘s feelings mattered and I needed you to be faithful to her that night say hey Saoirse hey Chica, do you want some chicken?” says Rory.

“ I don’t wanna show my chicken with Sosa I want you to chicken oh to my fucking self bitch that’s my fucking chicken search the web for home chicken bitch Saoirse Nicaraguan they work hard don’t they? Yeah they do they work hard they get their own chicken I have my own chicken. Thank you very much, I didn’t give them a chicken. Do you know who I may give it up to though the hot Asian chick that I wanted to screw that night? I still remember her she was so fine it was mine blowing and then you tell me you tell me that I want sex with her and chicken. I was possessive of my chicken and she was a gorgeous Asian woman boy she was really beautiful she’s really beautiful Roy you know what I’m talking about. It make no sense to me how you don’t get that I just want sex and chicken and peace of mind I was not going to share my chicken with a woman from Nicaragua and I wasn’t going to have sex with my niece. Sometimes I have done stuff like that we were raised as a family with that was allowed but I have no interest in doing it that night because it felt weird.

And on that night, I just wanted to eat my chicken and have a fun time.” says Bobby.

“ oh, but I’m just worried about Saoirse‘s feelings, Bobby what if she hadn’t killed herself and she was here right now what would she want you to say to her?” says Rory.

“ oh, shit she would say I would. I would want to say to her Saoirse I’m not share my chicken with you because I love you because I am your uncle, and you need to learn the value of hard work a communications major is not a prosperous major our family doesn’t have the money that it used to have, so you’re going to have to work you might as well start learning that now by going and getting your own chicken and finding someone to flirt with who’s not your uncle.” says Bobby.

“ bobby I don’t respect the implication that you’re making that she was not able to to flirt easily with other people and that she was just too lazy.” says Rory.

“ 0,I I don’t know about that when my children have gone to situations like that, I have never seen them flirt with anyone in our family they go out of their way to find people to talk to who were not interconnected with because they’re not raised to be lazy I’m not afraid anymore. I am not gonna be bullied by you into cowering under your liberal bullshit mindset and to to to have to say that I don’t think Hispanic people are lazy.” says Bobby.

“ hey Bobby, I’m just gonna pretend that I didn’t hear that so she was not lazy just because she was Hispanic.” says Rory.

“ you know I do I really don’t. I don’t know. I kind of think she was. I kind of think she was a little lazy sometimes and honestly I am I wish she had put forth a little more effort because I think if you’re trying to get out of the cycle of poverty that a lot of Hispanic communities can get into you have to think of the pushing yourself like our family did to get out of that cycle.” says Bobby.

“ oh, but Bobby, I know for a fact Saoirse was not lazy and that she worked really hard. I think you just don’t know how to be faithful in our Mormon friends suggested that we bury her next to Mary. Yes they are sisters now dark beautiful mavens of love Mary was white, but dark, and Saoirse is Hispanic and they lay their side-by-side dark brown eyed staring up at the sky, saying Bobby Bobby we are calling to you with our heart of love and Bobby I want you to search within yourself right now and tell me what do you want to say to them.” says Rory.

“and I want to say Mary I am sorry that you have tiny tits and you’re not an Asian woman. I enter Saoirse I want to say Saoirse. I’m glad you weren’t kidnapped. And to Mary I want to say I don’t like you anymore. I like Asian women and I also like other things to Anderson and the Saoirse I want to say Saoirse go back to Nicaragua bitch maybe you my niece and I feel sad that you died. I worry I killed you, where are we all killed you by being horrible to you sometimes you included right and sometimes I wanna say to her if you’re not my niece, you go back to Nicaragua bash and enjoy yourself because you’re dead now you ain’t gotta worry about global warming at all fish you go on that beach or you enjoy the sunshine And you get your own chicken you catch your own chicken on the beach you roast it you eat it and then you fat you have fun but don’t you come after me know my Alumini meetings and tell me how I was I was driving to fast and I wasn’t driving too fast. It was a fast car Sosa, and you ain’t Gotta be such a bitch about it

You ain’t Gotta be such a bitch Sosa I can drive real well you ain’t got understand you’re just gonna sit there and shut up and listen to the home of the motor and you can tell I am moving too fast is a fast car and it’s just that’s cool I miss shit She said Bobby driving too fast I thought we gonna die and then she’s dead. How stupid is that!??

Oh no shit she’s just she’s gonna have to catch her own chicken and decker Wagua and make rice. See that’s the thing you don’t understand. We did have a connection we were on the same wavelength I like rice and chicken. She likes rice and chicken. We just make a different ways.” says Bobby.

“ but Bobby, she was your niece.” says the CIA.

“ can I just ask you guys why do you interject stuff like this? I don’t moment like this with Bobby I think if you really want him to be running for president you probably need to explain to him that incestuous relationships are never normal that his family has been brainwashed, and that they’re all a little crazy to begin with and that he really needs to just try to understand that.” says a reader.

“ because if we tell him that then he starts to think that he is in a relationship with her more than he already thinks I mean there is varying opinions within the family about what’s really going on in that regard but if we start condemning his behavior, it tends to make him worse and then he starts telling us that him and Saoirse were married in a lifetime 300 years ago. Where is if we argue with him he tends to tell us that he’s got a niece and so if we argue with him in a directive way, that’s positive then he tends to make the right choice.” says Rory.

“ but then there’s people within your family who have very opinions on that?” asks a reader.

“ are yes there are there are people with my family who are very opinions on that team, but our general consensus is that it’s probably an appropriate so we try to be directive, direct directive, Lee positive.” says Rory.

“ OK so are you guys going to be managing his presidency with him if he wins?” says a reader.

“ I don’t want to respond to that comment.” says Rory.

“ I choose not to get involved, although I am involved.” says Caroline.

“ so OK ha you know you guys it really is weird to have a relationship with someone within your family.” says the CIA to the Kennedys.

“ oh well I’m getting tired that’s it is weird you know I’m getting tired and I would like to have that discussion about social class real quick. If anyone wants to talk about that with me why do you people think you are why do people think that I hate poor people?” asks Lacey.

“ oh, and I don’t think there’s anyone awake Lacey who can answer that question in the United States.” says a CIA agent.

“ OK all right I don’t hate poor people well OK I guess that exact conversation that really probably is of some national security importance and pertains to pretty much everything that’s of any sort of importance right now and almost any country will just have to wait because people don’t feel like talking to me am I I can’t read peoples minds if this is a real conversation 88 I can’t I repeat I cannot read peoples minds, so oh well I don’t know what you were thinking I don’t know why you thought I was quite as helpful as I was in your estimation I really necessarily that hateful person if I’m hateful at all I just didn’t appreciate it. I didn’t appreciate the arrogance and deceit it’s not that I don’t care about poor people it’s that I don’t think people should lie so like you could take pictures you could write whatever you wanted to write, but then saying things, and having an attitude that you were superior to other people and competing with them was more of the problem so it’s it’s just I don’t appreciate peoples arrogance. I really think that’s probably what it was that I just felt like people were being really bizarrely hostile to each other and we included but it just felt like people were really competitive and hostile, edit actually didn’t seem appropriate because we were supposed to be in a more artistic setting, so it be like going to an art museum solely for the purposes of showing off what you were wearing I’m just walking around in front of millions of dollars worth of art and not really truly paying attention to it and just staring at the people that were walking past you it just seemed offensive to me because it’s like why are we doing this to perfume? Why are we doing this? In this context there are sometimes wouldn’t bite be appropriate even in perfume, but to the extent that it was happening, it just seemed it seemed, especially towards me. It just felt really, it felt over the top it’s like yeah it’s impressive. I was impressive. I guess I could be offensive if you were insecure or something thing but that’s all that it was. But in response it felt like people were threatening my life or threatening to steal my soul. You all really pissed off at me in a way that I’m not frankly used to you and then they stole my perfume and that pisses me off because if it was a hood that I was in if I was in the hood yeah if I was wearing you know what is it Canada goose in the hood I would expect to possibly have my coat ripped off of me in the wrong neighborhood on the wrong day, but I was being told by what you were saying to me that you were at least middle class, so there was no reason for me to be paranoid which is really what you were expecting me to be was paranoid because it wasn’t just that you were like trying to take advantage of me and other people it’s that you were somehow angry that I wasn’t paranoid or something it’s like why can’t you just understand you’re creating a culture of wealth whether you really are that wealthy or not and then within that culture people are going to emerge who are wealthy you know if you build it they will come I showed up I didn’t make the community you did. I showed up, and then it was offensive because I got severely attacks in a very weird way and it’s like you you can’t do that you mean you did it it was violent but you’re not supposed to do that that was a very strange choice and then combined with it, was already going on in my life and combined with what’s been happening with the illuminati know it’s psychotic and if I die in the next five years, it hopefully will be the end of the world as far as I’m concerned, umm, and I don’t think people have the cognitive ability to manage their own lives, and you are potentially and I’m sick of seeing children be abused so now if I die in the next five years I will do my best to end the world and if you think that’s a joke think again maybe you shouldn’t have stolen Chanel 22 maybe that was a really stupid idea on your part huh? What do you think I and maybe when I say I’m angry because you seem like a petty miserable hateful bitch that’s literally why I’m angry and yes you have no self righteousness right now I am so sick and tired of confronting people like you all of you and then having you react like you’re right because it starts to make me wonder if you’re even human anymore I don’t wanna hear your narcissistic. Excuse your narcissist umm, ‘I’m not I’m not guilty I’m a narcissist!’ Oh fuck you. I am convicting you of your stupidity in sin. That means you messed up deal with it and if your brain can’t do that why the fuck can’t it? I don’t really necessarily hate you. I’m actually trying to help you be accountable. Why can’t your brains process that you don’t need to be that hurt that’s stupid. You scare me. A lot.“ says Lacey.

“ oh yeah I don’t think there’s anything wrong with it. She just said it just needs to be edited and it was basically maligned. It actually is far more intelligent than it sounds because it’s been edited to sound stupid. I hope you guys are dumb enough to think that she actually sounds like becomes out.” says the CIA.

“ oh, so no, I think people were just hurt because it seemed like she was saying that somehow we should just be poor and not collect perfume and it was like she didn’t have any sympathy for our poverty and know if if she did, then it’s like why is she attacking us? I guess we just came across like assholes when we were being an asshole to her that’s all it is. We were just being assholes to her and she stood up for herself and then we got angry and turned it into this bizarre thing, where it made no sense for her to stand up for herself the way that she did and I don’t know if that’s true I actually have a feeling that it did make sense, and some people got more offended than others and made it into something that it wasn’t because it was so fucking true. I think what she said was too truthful for people to handle and was scary is that it wasn’t really that astounding it was a pretty obvious observation and it was the first time that someone had criticize somebody in the Perfume community. I am I have no idea why people overreacted to it. I I sincerely think there’s something a little weird about it and I I would wonder if people even know who they’re talking to it why why why were we subset, why could we just let her be better than us why is that so weird?” says a reader.

“ because I think most of us are psychic and we are we’re tricked into thinking things that were absurd. OK no I think we’re I think we were very narcissistic and we could tolerate her superiority but we got carried away. Is it really narcissism though or were you really just that violent towards her, I kind of wonder if we were just violent oh crap OK I wonder if we were just violent him but you know it wasn’t violent no way that’s really appropriate if we actually were angry at her we probably should’ve been more open about it and Farless bizarre. We were very jealous and very threatened but in a way that maybe wasn’t really even appropriate given her superiority you know I’m gonna go with that I have a feeling there’s some thing a little Bizzarre about us thinking that just because we go to these parties or we show up at these places that somehow we’re her equal it was an obvious that her family owned the largest oil reserves and then died states, but it wasn’t not obvious and frankly the additional money thing was a little bit there too. I really wonder why we were so delusional and we knew a certain level, but it was like, but it was like we weren’t expecting her to be a real person so it’s kind of like yeah you seem like an aristocrat but then for some reason it never occurred to us that you would get pissed off if we attacked you like a real person white so let’s just make it, but let’s just let’s just be honest you’re a really extreme, extraordinarily wealthy you’re far superior to us and we hate you We just hate you we don’t give a fuck about your humanity.” says the perfume community to Lacey.

“Huh?why is that?” says Lacey.

“ because you have money and we don’t have enough of it that’s all we give a fuck about other than our families.” The perfume community yells.

“ so you’re basically just like robots?” says Lacey.

“ i’m not a robot im an incredibly important person.” yells the perfume community.

“Ahh no you’re more of a robot than a person. There are people in the Perfume community but I’m beginning to think that you on an aggregate level or more just a psychotic narcissistic robot.” says Lacey.

“what that’s not what was supposed to happen in response to what I just said.” says the perfume community.

“ what did your program tell you that I was going to say in response to you?” says Lacey.

“ oh I thought you were going to say oh I’m so sorry I come from a very wealthy family and I’m an ugly heartless bitch. Please forgive me for bothering to talk to you. You’re so kind and beautiful. Thank you for pointing out to me through your sarcasm and insight, how awful I am. Please forgive me,” says the perfume community.

“that was not what I was going to say I’m sorry do you care to re-process and try to come back in a second is there? Is there some thing you can reprogram within your database and come back and try again? What do you think?” says Lacey.

“ and how about this I’m better than you.” says the perfume community.

“ OK how are you better than me?” says Lacey.

“ that’s not what you’re supposed to say to me right now.” says the perfume community.

“ what was I supposed to say to you there?” says Lacey.

“ you’re supposed to say oh my gosh you are. Oh wow I’m impressed. Tell me how I will. I am I’m so impressed. Oh my God I’m overwhelmed. I’m a poor peasant bitch. I’m ugly.” says the perfume community.

“ OK, though that was impossible for me to say that can you try expressing to me again some thing that’s in reality?” says Lacey.

“ you’re extremely wealthy and superior to almost all of us in every way possible and therefore, we have very little interest in you or your humanity. We thought we did but the more that we just saw what you posted the more we realize that it was just superior and then we lost interest.” says the perfume community.

“ do you care about perfume or not?” asks Lacey.

“ no we pretend to for the most part most of us just pretend to it’s very easy to like the film most people do it doesn’t take any sort of real skill. You just smell it it smells good and that’s all there is to it most people like perfume we use perfume in a way that’s so little well perverse, we’re not really addicted to it or connoisseurs so much as it’s the only luxury that we can really afford that’s extra extravagant so we’re some people would buy four houses and brag about it or some thing like that we just buy a lot of perfume cause really we’re just looking for something to brag about.” says the perfume community.

“ oh hey, I actually think that’s more true than you might think I think you I think you do appreciate it but not as much as you think you do potentially so I don’t think you got some thing though people who have a lot more money than you might also do the same thing in a different way because sweetie you can’t post your four houses on Instagram you can’t really do that you can’t buy four houses and then post them all you could buy one house decorate it really well and then post your decorating but you can’t buy four houses and then post them all that’s not safe there’s a safety issue with that if there really is it’s not safe yeah you’re delusional in that way you can’t do that you can’t post for houses you can’t post Rembrandts you can’t post stuff like that on Instagram I can post 120 $5000 worth of review of a well of jewelry because it’s just $125,000 that’s not really that much and thieves know that it’s a lot but it’s not as much as some people have there are some people who have things that are a lot easier to sell and homes that are far easier to break into than mine. I am probably a little scary to Rob so even though I have some jewelry that is very not even be easy to sell it’s not really a huge problem for me and same thing with the perfume. It’s not easy to sell that, that’s why I was doing it to some degree is that it would allow me to interact with people without doing something that was dangerous who what where where were you imagining people would be bragging about all their stuff do you imagine that people have these extravagantly fantastic social lives or they just go around bragging about stuff all the time or do you think maybe there’s something really gross about the perfume community and it’s a sort of cesspool of middle-class people and it’s a cesspool that really doesn’t exist anywhere else in society because poor people don’t have anything to break them out that way or if they do, I don’t think that they would probably be posting it to Instagram for similar reasons if they’re legitimately poor or they just wouldn’t be able to but I somehow just don’t think they would. I think people who are middle-class to have a lot of time on their hands to take pictures and talk about perfume are people who would be in the perfume community based on what you’re telling me, so I’m beginning to wonder if you people are really in some weird way the scum of the Earth what do you think because you seem totally up to us it’s like people who have more than you aren’t gonna be doing what you’re doing but you don’t realize that because you’re obtuse, and then people who have less than you are gonna do what you’re doing you don’t realize that either, so really you people are just middle-class buffoons who sings that people who are wealthier are doing things that they’re not capable of doing because you’re a bunch of ignorant idiots and that way and then I show up trying to relate to you on an artistic level probably mostly innocently or innocently enough I would think and you choose to make a total issue of it you don’t maybe part of the reason why is because I confused you by being legitimately upper class when most of you are just ignorant middle-class Hixson away you could tell the way that I was buying my perfume the way I was analyzing it the way that I was posting it. You could tell that I wasn’t like you that I wasn’t middle-class and showing off in the way that you guys do and then it was really more of an exploration and there was some showing off maybe but it wasn’t the way that you guys desperately do yeah I’m not desperate the way that you people are any of you seemingly even Lucatero and possibly so I wonder I wonder I wonder just you’ve probably never thought about it which is kind of stupid, but oh well where do you think rich people show off people who have a lot more than you do there are there are some ways to show off but like show off like people do on Instagram do you think there’s a private place or people show off because I doubt it I doubt there’s a private place like that I have a feeling that it might not even be legal based on what it is, it might not really be possible just because of its like in America there’s a democracy issue involved if it if it because if it became it became a place for people to disseminate information that only the ruling elite could have access to it would be in someways a violation of probably the first amendment but there could be other things that would be in violation of but that’s the thing that comes to mind and I’m not so sure that that’s not true because they’re silencing people who are poor or they’re silencing somebody in a way that’s possibly a violation of their free speech but then that’s the problem Instagram is for everybody so where are all the super rich people showing off 10 houses they don’t exist there are some people who show off some decorating but there’s nobody saying next Thursday I’m going to the Hamptons here’s my house it’s 9000 ft.² next week I’ll be going to my penthouse in Manhattan it’s 10,000 ft.² this weekend I’ll be visiting Paris to see my cousin who owns a château. Here’s a picture it’s owned by my uncle who has $1 billion company and this weekend I’ll be going to this house in Florida the Kennedys did do that just let me extent, but that’s gonna be a bit different. I’m talking about now on Instagram with someone who is not the Kennedys this week I’ll be going to Florida. Here’s our condo worth 2 million on the coast. Oh back to the Hamptons again to talk to my maid. Her name is Greta. We pay her 30,000 a year and I will be flying to California to visit my brother who goes to Stanford who’s net worth is 17 million when he’s 40 he’ll probably be worth 40 to 50,000,000 but we’ll see if I can very well. I’ll probably be worth 100 million in the next 10 years that’s my jewelry collection of Cartier Van Cleef and a few vintage jewelry jewels from my great aunt, yeah people don’t do that do that.” says Lacey.

“ is that why you started doing that?” asks the perfume community.

“ I yes because it’s hilarious to me. No I just think it’s funny.” says Lacey.

“ I am OK so would you show off of private plane Lacey if you had one, would you show us the private plane or not?” asks the perfume community.

“ I would never have a private plane there’s your answer I would never be stupid enough to have a private plane not notice I am sorry but to me private planes are for losers unless if you’re a member of a royal family and you could fight in a war you have no need for a private plane OK there could be some exceptions for military reasons or safety reasons but unless if you’re very powerful or you’re a ruling aristocrat, there’s absolutely no need for a plane. It’s stupid as heck.” says Lacey.

“ I but what if you want to fly somewhere for a vacation?” asks the perfume community.

“ OK private planes are very expensive and they’re deadly potentially and I mean helicopters are too cars are dangerous but I actually think airplanes are a little scarier. If you’re looking for a very safe painless way to die OK I have a feeling a plane crash a plane crash is probably one of the more pleasant ways to die, believe it or not the force of the whole thing, the quickness, the fact that you’re up in the air and you’re relaxed and then build your dad. I have a feel like it’s one of the nicer ways to die but if you’re trying to actually live or be respectful to God and that way no I just I don’t see it it’s like why can’t you just take a public plane Why can’t you just drive there or why can’t you charter a plane why do you need to have your own plane?” says Lacey.

“ do you think it’s less safe because it’s your own plane?” asks a reader.

“ I yes I do. I think it’s far more easier for someone to tamper with it and kill you and frankly yeah it’s it’s far more easy for someone to tamper with it and kill you. Oh, it’s just it scares me the whole thought of having one scares me, so I would never have one. I would never mess around with that, if someone wants to kill me, they can kill me on a public plane if someone wants to kill my family they can do so on a public plane I’m not going to pay people to kill me I have a lot we’re trusted God and that so no you want to kill me in a car crash kill me in a car crash that’s very relatable to people you kill me the plane crash people don’t give a shit you killed me in a public plane crash people give a shit now if I had the money to have my own private plane which is a huge waste of money I wouldn’t do it I would make it easier for people to kill me.” says Lacey.

“ people are very naïve. Just had a curiosity if people who are rich don’t show off what’s the pleasure of having all that stuff I don’t know that we entirely know we do enjoy, smelling our own perfume and wearing it but it has a lot at the times that isn’t as much fun as we pretend that it is, oh crap and so then it’s like we wear it but it’s more just as fun to take pictures of him so people who have as much money as your family has either pick a family, the banks or the families that you belong to legally why do you guys have what you have? I have a feel you have things you don’t talk about, so why do you have those things if you don’t show them off I don’t know that we actually necessarily know.” says the perfume community.

“ and just to enjoy them you just enjoy them. Ahh you pretty much just enjoy them.” says Lacey.

“ I do you think that your father got tricked by a family wealthier than him into giving you away or or do you think that they that they were stupid?” asks the perfume community.

“ hey I think they were stupid he got he got tricked but I also think they were stupid. Yeah if he’s my biological father, he was tricked but they were also extraordinarily stupid.” says Lacey.

“ and what’s not like just enjoying things?” he asks.

“Oh it’s lovely.” says Lacey.

“ and so the father that raised you was better than the family that you were raised in, but he got tricked and they were stupid and you’re just enjoying things?” asks the perfume community.

“ yes.” says Lacey.

“ Are you guys jealous of us that were so naïve that we can still enjoy showing off? We get a kick out of it it’s exciting to us and you guys know that it’s bullshit but we don’t and so we can enjoy it in a way that you can’t. Do you guys get jealous of that or not?” asks the perfume community.

“ I think some people possibly could. Do I personally? No, I’m not jealous, but it would be fun to do that in a way to a point. I mean I don’t want to be evil and actually show off in an inappropriate way, but it isn’t really jealousy so much as just it would be fun but you know we can’t. I can’t. So…oh well.” says Lacey.

“so you were really just trying to enjoy perfume because you knew you couldn’t show off the way that we do. So you were trying to sort of show off but in a different way and then just enjoy perfume.” says the perfume community.

“ yes.” says Lacey.

“ how are you showing off because we do show off and I have a feeling you tried to show off to to try to fit in slightly because that’s sort of our culture. How were you showing off?” asks the perfume community.

“Ahh…buying a lot of expensive perfume that was expensive and probably taking photos with other beautiful things in the background. The quality of picture. The aesthetic.” says Lacey.

“ hey yeah and you’re superior to us but you know that’s the problem that’s not really what we’re doing we weren’t we weren’t really showing off like like this is actually my grandmother’s China and all that it’s more like I pretend this is my grandmother is Chyna and lie about it or this is my grandmother‘s China but it’s like the only thing they had that was of any value it’s stuff like that so there’s some bullshit attached to it but it’s it’s it’s kind of like that it’s like it’s just bullshit but it’s supposed to be extremely impressive and I think we think it is because we you’re right we live in a delusional bubble, but but in our minds it’s possible that people would have this bizarrely, extravagant life and everything will go well so yeah you were showing off but it was in a way that was real and honestly I don’t think anyone was prepared for that because it’s like on the one hand we knew that we were full of it and we knew that the aesthetic was ridiculous and on the other hand we didn’t and so it’s like how the hell does this woman make any sense because she’s got all of his fucking money but it’s like in this way where there’s no pretense at all and some of us knew you were extraordinarily wealthy. I guarantee you some of us knew that and then some of us probably thought something Hass to be fishy because there’s no way someone could be that wealthy and not be what we thought they were, yeah it was demoralizing it’s like you’re ruining our fun, so really I just want to ask you what the fuck why did you come and ruin our fun because I think if I’m being deep that’s possibly what pisses me off why the fuck did you come ruin our fun?” asks the perfume community.

Lacey thinks. “ I was testing you I thought in part if you were sincere people that it wouldn’t really ruin anything I thought no if they’re really sincere it won’t do anything and I was sincere I really love perfume, so I thought no that if there had to be somebody in this community who actually loves perfume, and it won’t do anything, they won’t give a fuck at all on a certain level. And then there were so there’s a part of me that also thought well I thought I think I thought it was funny I thought if it if you were deep enough that it probably wouldn’t bother you and then I thought if you were so shallow as to have it means something like that, you might’ve deserved a bitch slap so I speak and yes, I probably was on some level, potentially trying to provide one for people just because.” says Lacey.

“ why did you think that we deserved to be a bitch slapped?” says Susan Little.

“ because I think your people are fucking idiots and you should learn how to take yourselves a little less seriously mean I don’t think that you’re completely fucking idiots. I don’t mean like entirely, but I think he will take themselves too seriously and I think people need to lighten up when it comes to certain things about themselves so it’s like yeah enjoy perfume maybe brag, but probably don’t act like, your 400 Donnell 400 bottle dollar bottle of perfume is the moment that you realized that you know I don’t know something that you were better than everybody or side and it’s just I don’t quite know what goes into that maybe but it’s just it’s like why are you taking this so seriously just like take it seriously yes and I don’t know brag if it’s appropriate maybe it’s not but if it is then OK, but this whole week sort of pompous, meaningless, shallow bullshit it just really seem funny to me to make people like that just all Twitterpatted and flabbergasted and shocked.” says Lacey.

“ oh, so you were trying to be the Holy Spirit and convict us all of our sin?” says the perfume community.

“ no I was trying to take a mouse put ink on their feet let them run all over your carpet that you brag about all of your neighbors and make them cry when they go to bed at night. And then I was going to say to you. Oh my word what’s on your floor?

And then you would’ve said I don’t know that’s bizarre. It almost looks sort of like foot prints from a mouse and then I would’ve said oh dear, do you suppose that mouse stepped into soot is there a fireplace?

And then you would’ve said, I don’t have a fireplace or the fireplace as we have her all gassed. We change that over decades ago I would never have a fireplace the only fireplaces I have at my cabin up north.

And then I would’ve said oh dear, then maybe that mouse just got fingerprinted by the police because that looks like ink.

How many how many would’ve said? What are you talking about?

Know and then I would’ve said no that looks like ink look look that looks like ink and we would’ve gotten a magnifying glass because you have a gold plated magnifying glass and every room of your house I would’ve said oh no that sink post just got fingerprinted by the police possibly oh no that’s insane. What do you think? Do you have inkling around the mouse can get into

Oh, and then you would’ve said no I don’t collect that sort of thing my family hasn’t use. Water hasn’t used fountain pens for decades the only fountain pens we have are currently somewhere in an attic, probably in Vermont.

I don’t know then I would’ve said oh damn that mouse must have just gotten fingerprinted by the police. How do you suppose mouse could become such a terribly criminal creature that the entire police department would be fingerprinted it and it would run away?

And then you would’ve looked at me like that was insane.

And then I would’ve looked at you and said oh damn, but then how to explain ink on the floor it’s not weird?

And know the whole joke is that you’re supposed to figure out that I did that to you and then I leave the house and you stop bothering me. But we’re on good terms because it was just a joke and how did I get into your house and fingerprint a mouse? Where is the mouse? You have mice in your house now or did you guys have them? How do I get into your house. How are you gonna tell me that I did it or you going to make me do it I never admit to it you didn’t make me clean your floor you’re going to go around telling everyone that I fingerprinted the most to tease you why would I do that to you? What do I have against you? Are you annoying prick who makes people cry because you’re so conceited an arrogant you don’t want people to know that about you because you want everyone to think you’re so wonderful nice.

And that’s the problem that’s not what happened no one ever figured out that I put the ink on the mouses feet. You were also sure that it was poor so we’ve spent eight years with me trying to explain to you that there’s a mouse walking around in your house with ink, its feet, and you’re all insistent that that’s just not possible even though we’ve examined the floor we’ve examined the ink we’ve sampled it it’s obviously ink we took pictures it’s Bausby. We use Google search there was a mouse with ink that ran around on your carpet. those are mouse foot prints for a big, but none of you want to believe that Because you’re also sure that’s impossible the mouse could really do that. Oh no Lem was straight, I’m straight there could be an illuminati. It might be the end of the world if dispensationalism is correct but really how do you guys not get it it’s such a simple concept the mouse had ink on its feet. I put it on your white floor and it just ran. Why don’t you think a mouse could do that to a floor? why why metaphorically is the Perfume community convinced that a mouse could never make foot prints with ink on a white floor?” says Lacey.

“ because that’s like ridiculous like you could read about something that stupid in a book but that would never be possible in real life I mean technically Lem’s could’ve been faking being gay and been straight. I can see it he does look straight and technically yes, a mouse could be fingerprinted and make foot prints on the floor, but Lacey stuff like that never happens in real life. It’s technically possible, but based on the program that we’re living in that’s not possible.” says the perfume community.

“ well, OK but that’s not true it is possible and there is no program there is no program we’re not living in a program.” says Lacey.

“ OK but we don’t think like that we’re middle class we were probably servants about 102 or 200 years ago Lacey including Chris Hayes and Diego and his wife Kate we don’t think like you do we think like servants apparently servants that may or may not even have been particularly good people I mean what the hell am I even saying right now, right but it seems like to us that’s just nonsense because we don’t I mean we don’t thing for ourselves so then we would never come up with something that creative did actually do for ourselves because that’s just not what we’re expected to do and it’s not what we expect other people to do and we never question that kind of thing it’s just routine routine routine you go with the trends you go with the flow you don’t analyze stuff like that because why would you you know that’s scary it’s scary to do something different than what other weather people expect of you and other than what we expect of ourselves because that requires thinking in a way that’s just really creepy at most people who are in the Perfume community and who well yeah Chris and pretty much everyone else that doesn’t have an old money background or isn’t somewhat artistic or something so to a lot of people this is scary although I wonder if it would’ve been 100 or 200 years ago but no OK so to us though we don’t have the mental capacity to realize what you’re doing and it’s like you’re making a stink him oh, so we don’t want to admit that you are that you’re capable of doing something like that so we don’t wanna miss that you’re better than us.” says the perfume community.

“ yeah well that’s sad. I had a lot more hope and a lot more joy. I thought humanity was smarter than that. I thought people were better than that and I didn’t think you necessarily rejoice but I didn’t think you’d probably never understand it until I explained it to you, and I thought that some point you’d probably just roll your eyes and think well that’s fascinating. I maybe learn some thing from it I wasn’t expecting to have this sort of conversation, so that’s sad but it is definitely made me think a lot less of America a lot less of humanity and a lot less of the Kennedys. I think they’re a worthless family as humans they’re not, but I think they’re absolute fucking joke arguably the dumbest American family to ever exist and someways. They’re just absolutely disgusting. I can’t stand them anymore are used to admire them but after the snow I can’t stand them, and it isn’t hate and hopefully the inappropriate way I care about the kids. I care about their humanity, but no at this is people I wish that that I can’t stand them. I absolutely can’t stand them because they created you people to some degree you think like robots, and then people expect you to have a conscience the way that an upper class person would I don’t think you understand what that even means, the Kennedys had us believing that you are equals your not our equals your like dogs compared to us potentially oh no that’s not right you’re not dogs potentially what are you your robots? Do you have a conscience? Are you fucking human or what the fuck are you and I’m serious you little piece of shit if that’s all you fucking are, do you want me to castrate you so that you can’t have kids and then hope that when you die, you don’t just cease to exist because you’re nothing?” says Lacey.

“ hi I think we have some conscience. I think that we have some personal autonomy intellectually I think we have some conscience oh wow I think we have some conscience.” says the perfume community.

“ OK well that’s good. I want to castrate you I don’t want to kill you and that way I’d like to think that you’re not just slaves and servants but this is extraordinarily sad and I’m partially yelling at you cause I’m hopeful that I’m breaking your conscience and making you think because it’s extraordinarily disturbing. I really don’t think that should’ve been such a difficult thing for you to comprehend about me and I think so if you still are very confused, I I do I get the sense that some of you are still baffled by how inappropriate you all are and how weird what you do actually really is.” says Lacey.

“ I do we have any moral high ground at all Lacey?” asks Malaysia.

Lacey thinks. “ oh that’s an interesting question him I don’t know I don’t. I don’t know what it would be I really don’t. I don’t want to hear how I have oil in my family. That’s just stupid bullshit if you want to stop using oil, then do that listen if my family is so secretly powerful that we’re controlling things in that way I don’t know that, so don’t look at me if they’re not him they’re just taking our oil and using it so if you don’t want us to have power that we have inherently through the oil or the money, then just stop using oil that’s on you not me. So really no I don’t know that you have any at all maybe wealthier doesn’t necessarily mean absolutely anything some people who are poor mayor but I have a right to be angry, but I’m not sure that they have a right to be angry at me personally and I’m sorry I mean that. Sincerely, I don’t know how they have a right necessarily to be angry at me personally, I might really be that good of a person.” says Lacey.

“So you don’t abuse your kids you don’t advocate that and that’s actually very obvious that you don’t. And people who don’t understand that might be rather stupid. You also aren’t really an evil person in almost any way so the stereotypes don’t apply to you and you’re extraordinarily beautiful so it’s obvious that there’s nothing they can attack you with which is where it seems like the perfume community is basically just retarded.” says Malaysia.

“ yeah it seems like there that they seem like servants very stupid servants that you’d have to watch constantly.” says Lacey.

“ hey I don’t think they all seem like that necessarily but the people who have been the loudest and the most disgusting to her other people she’s referencing so if your child art is in person she’s not talking about you she’s talking about people who’ve been attacking her personally following her and attacking her and that that’s not everybody that follows her but there’s a few people who have recently posted things that are very bizarre who collects perfume and it’s amazing to me as a man that they never seem to understand that she’s one that she has another signature fragrance that Chanel 22 no it’s not it’s not it’s Flores violets but also Sergio Lutan. I said Surgi Lutan. Yeah the phone knows what I’m saying it doesn’t like it so anyway I wish you all well but I am not going to sit here and pretend like I’m pleased with the fact that Lacey is up at 5 o’clock in the morning again today she should’ve been in bed about three or four hours ago, but this is the last post that she’s going to be writing I don’t know we’ll see because she’s just sick of it. She’s going to edit this blog she’ll probably write some perfume post maybe maybe not but this is not it this is not going well. I had actually hopes it is that there would be a different response from the people I really don’t like it. It’s very scary to me as a person believe it or not, um I know several times tonight I have almost appeared or people have a most appeared who are ghosts and she’s seen things a lot lately the last 24 hours that are not normal to see and she’s not phased by any of it. Think she thinks she’s hallucinating or it’s just me so if you care about her humanity at all, let me explain what happened this is really what happened.

If there’s an illuminati Lacey discovered them by accident in 2016 on Twitter she she had had a brief run-in with it running with them on Instagram but she started discovering their psychic interactions on Twitter accidentally they were manifesting things they were manifesting commentaries so they practice witchcraft and so what they were doing was they were saying things to each other using witchcraft, so they manifest a follower who would say I love you and then the person would respond by manifesting a follower on Twitter who would say I want to suck your cocky and she noticed that pattern partially because someone made the egregiously stupid decision to interact with her and she thought they’re talking to me. This is weird except I’m not sure that they are but it seems like they could be in this bizarre speech pattern where it’s like I say some thing and then they comment on it and then I respond to them just cause I get a psychic sense that it could have something to do with me and they respond to it and it went on back-and-forth and back-and-forth for months and she thought am I insane slightly am I hallucinating or is there actually some bizarre conversation going on, and no they were manifesting things. They manifest a lot using witchcraft and music and art in lots of things. They manifest stuff through witches and so they do witchcraft and then it shows up and so they were practicing probably practicing witchcraft practicing at their getting better at their craft while they were at work and I mean that was a very stupid thing to be doing but that’s what the illuminati had them doing because it was a 2016 election and they were trying to maintain power so they have the manifesting stuff learning how to manifest stuff trying to use witchcraft to control the 2016 election and then the process of trying to control the election and the ridiculousness they start talking to Lacey I know she’s Tom bass‘s daughter and her family just have an astronomical amount of oil and so she ended up discovering them and then they freaked out because they realize that she had found out that they existed as of being mature adults about it they decided to try to torture and kill heard her tired family, which is the dumbest response possible but they thought know how the hell is this possible we have to just kill these people because they discovered us.

And a so then, so then the kid they were just awful to her. I mean part of the reason they are interacting with her is because she was so beautiful, and they were trying to have some sexual astrophysical relationship with her and no she was actually looking for Michael Rockefeller that’s real And I really love Billings and I was actually straight I was actually straight the mythology about me is nonsense. I was straight and I am actually her other half for eternity so while she’s trying to survive enough, I’m trying to figure out how to kill her and my family her kids are kids and Mark Add possibly a lot of other people to if necessary because it was bat shit crazy to try to control the 2016 election using oh dogged attempts at witchcraft I mean all of MS NBC all of the liberal journal magazines. Everybody was supposed to be learning witchcraft, so some people were inculcated into illuminati, who did not have a right to be there out of desperation to try to control things Because there’s a problem with child hostages and why would that be because the American government is poor it’s it’s to horribly in debt. It has no idea what it’s doing with itself anymore. The Kennedys contributed to it and a lot of other people did too they don’t really know what they’re doing but they pretend to and then they just keep hoping it’ll work out, but they don’t really necessarily understand that you can’t actually just be in debt. You have to really produce something and you have to actually care about something not just pretend you they don’t really know what they’re doing and then people like Lacey come along, who have some sense of reality and the most colleges they just tell you repeatedly to shut the fuck up because it scares professors to have a real conversation because they’re there poor people in away They’re middle-class people they can’t really have the conversation and really actually figure out what’s really going on so they just screwed around issues and get into silly pedantic heated dumb ass polarized arguments and that was what Lacey was exposed to beside college a bunch of bullshit, and it totally turned her off from wanting to go into politics, because in her opinion, politics was just Like eating dry toast without anything on it and nothing else for the rest of her life. It was just the most boring stupid thing imaginable, and she knew that there would be very very little likelihood of ever finding a husband, and no more than one she thought I was just killing herself because it just she knew it she couldn’t, but it just it was miserable.

So no, we don’t we don’t know what to do because the baby really honest I almost killed her last night she felt a cold breeze. I drew her into my body. It was very romantic, but if I actually killed her she’d be dead and then I’d have to kill my kids and then I’d have to kill Mark or we have to help people help us And I’m not an alien life form Tucker Carlson I’m a ghost I really was straight, so um, so no we don’t want Putin to have to declare nuclear war. It’s a mess. It’s an absolute hilariously awful very bizarre mess and I was sincerely hoping that you people were in argue with me and then I’d have a conversation with Lacey and just really have it out, you know really care about how she perceives you but if I’m reading your people correctly, you don’t really care I can’t figure out why are you people never seem to ever want to care about anything it just baffles me what do you people actually care about and then you ask yourselves what’s the meaning of life You know if you cared you might be able to figure that out.

Oh you know what do you actually care about you care about each other do you care but your spouses do you care about your spouses? What do you care about? No Nancy did not make sense to us. It seems like she was in love with her husband, but she was also trying to have an affair with F Scott Fitzgerald at the height of Nancy’s attempt to obliterate Lacey’s soul with her profound competition. She pulled out all the stops bought a bottle of gin and had her husband drive, her whole family while she drink in the car to F Scott Fitzgerald‘s gravesite it was about an hour to 2 Hour Dr. and they drove there while she drink so that she could get out of the car And walk and walk up to his grave, and throw her arms around his stone in a way that really isn’t that different than if she was flailing, her body scantily clad all over him it was very sexual I mean the things that woman did with that gravestone. No, it didn’t turn me on, but seriously though it was, it was soft core porn and no it wasn’t Lacey’s thing it isn’t mine, but it was very pornographic. It was very pornographic. It was no I mean did she need to dig him up like what was she doing? This actually happened. I don’t know I don’t understand I don’t. I don’t fully understand why her husband tolerated that Nancy is pretty and you know maybe they’re in love maybe I don’t know but it is just it was very bizarre because she was serious. She was serious it wasn’t just competition. She was serious.

Do any of you quickly before we leave? Have any idea why her husband would’ve driven her there? Is he having an affair we’re not in the same class as you we don’t we don’t know is he having an affair and so he doesn’t care is he gay? Is he a sexual? Does he just really like her? Why did he tolerate that?” asks Lem.

“ Lem’s not all women put out like Lacey. How about that so I may be in your class or yeah actually maybe in your class women are a little different sexually somehow but I am thinking of Gosford Park and I’m wondering if they actually are that’s interesting oh, so Lacey and you have consensual sex, right and he’s probably very sincere and wonderful and good and so you don’t have to worry she’ll always put out, any time you need she’ll always put out she’s not a jaguar she’s a perfectly capped mint yeah I don’t want to go there cause that’s disrespectful to women but no, I mean she’s amazing and so you don’t have to worry about that lame you always have a dependable car so to speak as a as a wife not all men have that lame not all men have a wife who puts out that much was just like just fuck me and they’re like OK not everyone has that.

Yeah, I’m beginning to wonder if that’s part of the reason why the confusion with you and Jack happened because I think I’m a certain level you really think women are all like that potentially but I wonder if Skippy had open top at two yeah I wonder if Skippy Handelman thinks women are just like that if they love you they just put out And I wonder if that’s actually true for Lacey and other women in your class is just astounding to me anyway no but that’s not normal lab like that’s not like that’s normal for you but for other people that’s not so normal so I think that’s where there’s a little bit of a disconnect between Lacey and other women because she doesn’t understand with her it’s like what why what’s going on And I have a feeling her and Edith Bill get along and I wonder if her and Jackie get along to some degree to but I don’t think I don’t think a lot of people who aren’t in your class understand how you feeling that she gets along with her cousins to the Nesheims and that way They don’t seem like prude they don’t seem like sluts but they don’t seem like prudes either which is interesting but you know I’m just trying to explain my wife I have to really butter up. I have to really get her interested it’s like she’s not just gonna sleep with me she would never do that. You have to talk to her or you have to sort of coax her into it, there’s not just this amazing mental spiritual connection where it’s just like wow you can reach others thoughts so for us you have to really work at it. You have to really talk to them you have to really think about it. Anyway it’s nice because they get really aroused other actually, I wonder if your wife does too But no our wives get really aroused and him and our wives or wives get aroused. We have to work at it and so far it’s painful but no you tolerate stuff like that one because you don’t know what’s going on in her head and you just think he’s dead it’s a ghost I don’t think it’s a demon it’s just some weird entity that’s talking to her And what the hell can he do that I can’t do better she’s alive still we’ve had sex more times than they have I mean is a ghost so your driver did F Scott Fitzgerald gravestone and you let her take the picture while she’s drunk because you think if this turns her on And I talk pretty to her in the car afterwards I’ll get laid tonight or tomorrow night. We’ll see and she’ll feel guilty and I’ll seem interesting and if I am good enough at what I do she’ll probably have a pretty good time. I’ll have a good time whatever it’s a stupid weird ghost Him and yeah you just you’re always trying to get your wife to sleep with you. It’s always a burden even if you’re tractive they get tired of you and then you think I could get somebody else but then that person is going to get tired of me, so why don’t I just find somebody who I already have because we were in love do you know we really were and why not just work at it because there’s absolutely nothing that I can get with somebody else that I can’t get at home if I just put a little effort it.

What exactly is Mark her husband’s perspective on you?” says the perfume community.

“ oh, well, it’s extraordinarily complicated. They don’t really sleep together when they do it’s complicated and involves me and he doesn’t abide by that but he probably knows that I exist to and that’s why Lacey and I don’t understand it. We’ve gone through a heck of a lot to try to work with him and have long arduous, in-depth conversations with him to some degree and I miss it. It’s a family issue so that’s where Lacey and I just don’t understand it we don’t get how you guys don’t get it that if your wife has a ghost that she’s in love with that could be real.” says Lem.

“ it just doesn’t register we just don’t think it we don’t think it means anything and be perfectly honest with you love him I don’t think I don’t think Nancy understands what’s going on. I think she knows I think she knows that it’s real and I think, even if she reads this blog, I don’t think she fully understands that she was actually doing something weird with a ghost. I don’t think she really understood completely consciously that what she was doing was somewhat violent towards Lacey and possibly Scott and Zelda. I don’t think she really understood that I think she thought it was cute and sassy and cool and possibly real I think she probably took it sexually seriously in a romantic sexual way, but I don’t think she really knew what she was doing and her husband knows that.” says the perfume community.

“ that’s very annoying. There’s nothing elite about your ambivalence and ignorance. It’s extraordinarily obnoxious. I just want you to know that.” says Lem.

“ did she actually sleep with Scott?” asks the perfume community.

“ oh and did she actually sleep with Scott yeah I don’t know. He says no that he didn’t sleep with her but then part of us is like oh well it’s so hard I I don’t know I don’t think necessarily. But I don’t think we’re 100% sold on it or we’re suspicious that maybe we should be suspicious but we’re not 100% sold on the fact that nothing happened. She was really attracted to him and it’s just till it’s it, it makes us wonder if he gave into temptation and just thought well you know what’s one time or some thing She’s not that pretty, but she was attractive enough where I wonder if maybe he just thought it would be interesting to sleep with her heat. I’m not gonna be disrespectful to him, but he did cheat a little bit too much and he he probably was a very loyal person and away, and I have a feeling he actually really loves people, but I don’t know how faithful he actually really was Scott I’m sorry there’s a reason we’re suspicious of the Irish. I would never cheat on Lacey she would never meeting that you don’t me. We just don’t do that and it disturbs us at every Irish person we run into is like that you’re like that Louise like that the Kennedys are like that can Irish men be faithful and if they can’t, why are you so screwed up it’s heartless Scott. Oh and maybe you can be faithful but then why weren’t you faithful to Lacey or were you did she threw up? It’s just very baffling so if you did sleep with Nancy, I don’t understand it. That woman is hideous to me and I’ve asked of my friends if they find her attractive and they don’t either not gay I don’t. I don’t me that I’m Kylie, but Lacey is extraordinarily beautiful. I don’t understand why, you even gave Lacey an inkling of a doubt or was that just an attack?” says Lem.

“ I know Irish men can be faithful, and honestly if I did sleep with her at all, and I might not have, I really might not have. And if I did it all, and I really might not have it.

Oh, I said again I might not have. Um it would’ve probably been because she was married in a way that was enticing to me because she really was in love with her husband and then it’s she’d rather be with me anyway and it’s like wow you’d rather be with me even though you’re in love with your husband, my goodness, wow so they would’ve been something stupid like that where it’s just it it it it intrigues me I listen to her heart. I heard her stories in her head that she would tell me if it started sort of gluing me slightly and I just thought you know, how would it be to be with you, and how would it be to be with you? Would you what would you love me or not and I think I took it a little too far I might not have slept with her but we’re maybe I did but maybe I didn’t and maybe I just sort of took the whole thing too far and I start analyzing a little too much.

I don’t know I might not even stop with her but I might’ve just over analyzed it and thought no we really should just not do anything but I I just find you fascinating that you’re so intrigued by me and then it just went on and on and on and And then she ended up at my grave and I was and I was I was a little taken by her. Yeah she’s not as attractive as some people but she’s more attractive than some people not Lacey I know she’s more tractive than some people. oh so then it’s like I thought she had good boobs. Good hair Decent skin and she was drunk on gin.” says Scott. “ I actually was annoyed at the same time though I was I was taken and smitten but I was also annoyed it’s like you know wow but I was also annoyed so it’s like wow hey good Lookin you’re better than I thought you’d be she is photogenic she she’s not really better looking than her pictures but she is that good looking so it’s like wow yeah you’re not actually all that unattractive I mean you’re unattractive and someways but not completely and so I’m gonna go for it a little bit but I was also repulsed I actually really was it’s like yeah I know some thing could happen. I kind of did something but the end of the day, it’s just kind of weird but you’re doing it’s just weird so it’s like yeah I mean I liked her as a person in that way, but not enough for you to marry her but it was she was attractive and so I was like well I’m good boobs. Good hair she’s attractive and Seay at the same time I thought she was completely absurd.” says F. Scott Fitzgerald.

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Pointing I mean, it’s just sad. I hope it’s not true. If it is true, that’s sad. You’re allowed to still be in love with Lacey she’s with me, but that’s just because I’m better for her than you are even though you’re possibly unbelievably good for her and frankly they would have you something better for you than her, I mean you could disagree with me and God could be you could be right but if I am right and you’re wrong then Scott, I don’t think we’re trying to hurt you necessarily. It’s just that’s the thing if you actually really still think that you should be with her boy that hurts us on your behalf, so don’t lie about it at the same time if you’re not lying, it is sad.” says Lem.

“ how is that unusual lame yeah man that’s faithful and a woman who puts out is that actually kind of normal?” asks a someone.

“ tell us it’s normal and it is the ideal. It is normal men are supposed to be unfaithful and women are not supposed to be so frigid and annoying. There’s something wrong with you people I’m sorry when you’re dead you’ll probably be like us, but then that’s what we can’t figure out because it doesn’t make sense it’s like why, why is she wasting her time with F Scott Fitzgerald and why would he be wasting his time with her you’re just wasting your time yeah you have nothing better to do than just waste your time or are you people really dumb enough to think it’s going somewhere temporary because it’s one or the other you’re wasting your time or you’re too stupid to realize what you’re doing which means that Lacey and I are more human than you is that sad yeah, you guys are less human than us possibly or less intelligent to degree that’s profound. How do you not realize you’re wasting your time or you’re just dumb as dirt?” says Lem.

“ Scott, I would agree him I really would.” says Gore Vidal.

“ well this is the last post that she’s going to be writing for a while so I guess it’s OK that it’s 6 o’clock in the morning Scott we care about you we love you as a person do you need to move on from Zelda? I mean we just don’t know sweetie and we may not a good way boy we really want you to find someone I love them Scott and maybe it is just Zelda I don’t know.” says Lem.

“ I think that’s when things took a turn for the worse by the way, was when she seduced you Scott. Anyway, I think that’s when things try to take a turn for the worse was when she seduced you if she did because there there was something very evil about that on Scott’s part but also on her part because I don’t think she was supposed to be able to harass Lacey to that degree at least he was trying to be patient with her and work with her as much as possible And Scott, you need to stand up for her more you really did. I don’t know what you would’ve done necessarily I’m thinking from Lacey‘s perspective, but you probably could’ve made it harder for her and no I’m sorry I don’t think I don’t think that was fair or appropriate, I don’t you move been trying to help me and I that’s wonderful but it really I really needed you to be more protective of of Lacey and that way because I don’t think I don’t think this is going as it supposed to go Nancy should never have felt that empowered Casi should’ve never felt empowered. They were never supposed to feel so empowered because that’s not allusion and you know that Lacey knows that I know that but they don’t seem to understand that and make it they can tell themselves. Oh it’s just temporary it’s just a ghost, but even if there’s some truth to that on a certain level, it’s a lie to because she was cheating on her spouse with you And he lets her get away with it because you’re just a ghost him but then it’s like well. Oh she was still cheating, so oh I don’t get it. Why do you not care about Lacey‘s feelings at all? And that way I know it doesn’t make sense. I care about you, Scott I just don’t think it makes sense And I think you should’ve but I probably been a lot more careful, so no I think Lacey and I are just astounded and trying to process it.

So what were you thinking then? What what what what is this that if you are thinking?” says Lem.

“ I think I have it figured out you are fascinated by her because she’s so indifferent to the whole thing she thought about it obsessively in a way but then she also didn’t and so it was like I’m gonna attack Lacey the sadistic disgusting way but I’m not gonna think about it all day just you know really hard core think about it for an hour to make a stupid as fuck post drive to go see Scott for a day but it’s not her life. Her life is her husband and the things that she wants to buy the things that she cares about and so she doesn’t really think about it all that deeply. It’s just a temporary fix station and she knows that, and she feels probably very egotistical and proud of herself for being that way, which is really just kind of an evil person so it’s like she can sort of care to point him and then it’s like well. OK that’s not something you can never been a relationship with unless if you’re married to them possibly but no and buy married I mean legally married, but no it it seems like the fascination would also just be like oh, she was taken by you, but she also had a life that Lacey doesn’t have, yeah Scott, Lacey doesn’t have that kind of existence she’s not that poor or that lucky she’s not that loved so she can’t be so spoiled and evil and ego testicle and stupid as fuck where it’s like I’m going to go sleep with a School is the truth, a ghost to screw a woman over who I like to be because G I like to be as pretty as her, but I never will be and that makes me mad. It makes me want to kill her and it’s in my damn right to do so so I’m gonna get in my car get drunk off go fuck a ghost and then take a picture of it. Make her commit suicide hopefully because my hope and dream is to kill this woman with this picture of me and my boobs on his tombstone my husband might kill himself to hey it’s a two for one deal for my ego ha ha ha ha ha ha.

So then we just don’t understand you Scott because you’re so Scott and we love you and we just think why would he care at all that this woman who’s a nutcase who is using him to kill her husband and kill Lacey would be interest you she looks awful on a certain level she shows up in some stupid outfit Drunk and sheep Jen that she thinks is classy. How the hell is that attractive to you? It’s so absurdly stupid it makes us laugh at her. Why isn’t she funny to you? She’s a dimwit a bitch and that’s a compliment to her.” says Lem.

“ oh, well, if something actually did happen no it’s

“ She a she she got all dressed up. She really tried desperately to be sexual to me and for me to do and I think a she said to me well Scott, if I had known you while you were alive, I would’ve made you happy and I said to myself, she’s a tractive and so I looked at her and I looked at her husband who is so in love with her in a way that Lacey‘s husband‘s not in love with her and I thought you know Lacey is far superior, but her beauty is natural and her beauty is natural, so I think she has this view of things Where she can sort of go out in nature, and just be a part of nature and become one with that somehow when it comes to sex, so it’s like I am part of nature, I am redeemed and my beauty is a demonstration of Christ. love for my husband, so I’m going to let my beauty be as natural and honest as possible to glorify God and I love that but that’s not really what I like and so yeah probably because she’s not meant for me and so it’s like yeah she’s extremely beautiful but I like the fact that Nancy put on lipstick high heels considered her clothes very carefully and then walked around awkwardly, trying to be sexy Are at a graveyard or she didn’t wear high heels that day because she didn’t want to look weird and it just was very charming. It’s like oh she’s trying so hard to be sexy and it’s not really working but it’s almost working at least he’s just naturally sexy and her husband sees her and gets aroused just looking at her for a socket, he really does too. She’s not attractive she’s not sexy really her body is that arousing and perfect where she really just takes her clothes off for a second and he’s hard as a rock. She’s at astoundingly attractive if you’ve never noticed it’s because she’s modest I don’t really yeah I’m sorry she’s actually that arousing And so that’s just who she is so she gets naked and he’s he’s obsessed or he was he’s not anymore or he would be but oh and then it’s like Nancy tries do you know if she does this she does that and it doesn’t work, but it does work and she just keeps trying And it’s just so desperate and needy and clingy and sad and pathetic and disturbing but at the same time it’s like you know boys she’s trying and being from a class of people on my mother side that isn’t upper class old money even though they were upper class, possibly, I am still impressed by that because to me is still being something it probably doesn’t mean anything in reality if she doesn’t have a good heart But it makes it seem like she does and so it’s like oh she’s trying so hard to be pretty that’s so charming. That’s so godly and lovely wooden reality of Lacey. Try that hard I have a feeling her husband could almost have a seizure and die I’m not kidding she’s not arousing, him lame can handle it to some degree but that’s not because he’s gay it’s because he’s lame. He wasn’t bisexual either but he just doesn’t handle it the same way that a lot of men do her husband that she’s married to you. It’s just like wow and that’s not really that’s not really a problem to him except I don’t think it’s completely his ideal but I don’t know he’s an interesting person, but no her husband Lem Know he’s just a different person. He just sort of likes it and I think if she does try with him and she doesn’t try with anybody else but she does try with him she does for him. She actually does try and it’s not that she’s keeping things interesting she just tries, but I don’t think she’s seriously I don’t think she I think she’s tried for her husband but I don’t know but I don’t think she tries but I don’t but I don’t think shit try it’s the way that Nancy tries and so yeah that was that was part of it Where is just like wow she’s really trying out and so I thought my gosh what a charming woman here she is trying so hard to be a tractive and him. Lacey doesn’t try that hard at all but I did I kind of knew that it wasn’t really egotistical with Lacey, I knew that it was him something else and I don’t know that I fully understand it. She’s not really a hippie. She actually does try with one she does I don’t I can’t tell you the details but no, she actually tries to look good for him, but that’s sad. That’s the thing, it was funny because I’m F Scott Fitzgerald, but right now I’m realizing that Gore Vidal and Lum are from a higher class than me in a way but not another way. I am what the hell you really have no idea wow OK yeah no it’s I think Lacey would actually prefer her not to try with that. I have a feeling that I mean no Lacey and them are capable that, but no I mean she does she tries. She wears lingerie. She wears lotion for him that smells sexy him and it’s just baffling to me because she doesn’t do that with anybody but him literally anybody but him I don’t know I think I know what she did try that with different people that’s not true she did, but it was somehow it was somehow different or was it maybe it wasn’t no maybe she actually would have done that with other people but it just never worked so he’s the only one that’s ever sucked that that’s so fucked up because I know for a fact, the other men a bit attracted to her, but for some reason, they just don’t think they should do that which is kind of strange OK but with Lem’s she does still have the ability to do that. Why don’t other men ever at Y have it it’s too late now, but why did they never except that because she would she would go to Victoria’s Secret she would try to buy a pretty perfume and pretty lingerie and be arousing, she did that for her husband who is legally married to her she did that for her first serious boyfriend in college she really did try and they were so fucking weird about it it was just like why are you like? What are you doing? you’re wearing lingerie I guess that sexy Ass and then no it’s weird and now it’s like Mark is realize what she looks like. Shoot shoot she literally stood in front of him once and said look at me and he looked at her and he was like yeah OK you’re hot at ever since then he does notice but it’s it’s weird, and it wasn’t it wasn’t a trick he really had to actually notice her intentionally. 000 that’s perverse so here she is thinking that she is failing to be attractive, potentially even though she’s trying to be very natural and pristine about the whole thing which is really perfect for them there’s something almost puritanical about it, even though she’s Dutch old money but I actually wonder if on her father side she’s so much Puritan to or something like that so maybe they have something in common in that way but then why I mean even if she’s a legit if she’s not a legit, but but I’d actually do wonder though, if she is if it’s more northern and they really do have something in common in that way, but Why why do I like that because I do see her flaws Lacey I see Nancy’s flaws I think you think do you see does he just not notice but no I do notice it’s just it was like it was just like wow she’s really trying you know if she’s wearing the heels she’s drunk is just the whole shebang. It’s just it is a man it just made me feel loved and wanted.” says Scott.

Gore laughs. “ you know Edith got a reputation for being naked once in a swimming pool as the body she’s not as sexy as Lacey but she was naked once or twice or a few times in a swimming pool possibly never but she got that reputation and Scott I’m not trying to be insulting, but I don’t know if you understand, that’s not something everyone has Lacey has that Edith has that there are people who just have that physically and I’m beginning to wonder what Skippy was supposed to look like without clothes on and I don’t mean that in a perverse way, but I think some people when they take their clothes off Scott or when they do something to themselves it’s too sexual it’s just too sexual Scott it’s too sexual Scott when you tried it wasn’t because you’re sexy no you’re a very good looking man there’s photographic evidence of that you looked good without your clothes on but you know it’s not like lap. Lame looked very arousing when he was naked to Jack, which is part of the reason why Jack attacked him and Jack might’ve actually told me that that he pursued lamb and attacked him psychologically because he saw a glimpse of him naked and Jack was a wow, possibly a worthless asshole because he lied about that I mean when you’re honest about it, sometimes it not always, but sometimes it actually is a little less evil but no, he lied about that to people and acted like he was the most innocent straight man ever but no, he was not an inch in truth there was something very very seductive about that potentially to them but lime didn’t fall for it but that’s part of the Laceyz freaked out about because Jack really lied in his sick twisted Ray, and so lame could have thought why is this man so innocent and loving and been fooled by him, because Jack was like a snake from hell, but no, it didn’t work he didn’t fool him but no it it was part of his act. He was so perverse but and that’s part of it pisses Lacey and I off to because I mean come on like I was mostly gay and he has all these gay men thinking that he was straight, and that lame was gay and if I know for a fact, now I might’ve wondered but if I know for a fact, now that line was straight now that I’m dead, I just don’t get it it’s like he does look straight and Jack does look gay and then Jack has the whole world believing he was straight and the line was obsessed with him when in reality Jack targeted love potentially because Scott lamb what I mean lamb was wow he was 6 foot four. He still Liz bath and actually that’s proof right there that one was straight and that he was probably not attracted to Jack because he aged very badly while Jack was alive, after Jack died, he started looking good again naked probably, but while Jack was alive, he got it got he got flabby, but when Jack’s dead, Alys said he stood taller again yeah, I don’t think he was attracted to men. I mean that literally he was attracted to women, but then that’s the thing, so when lone was naked Scott, he got attacked the lamb, literally got blasted by a priest and Jack attacked him because he looked too good naked, so when lamb was naked, he got attacked as a man, even though he was 6 foot four by a sadistic bitch named Jack Kennedy, who saw a glimpse of him, probably exercising somewhere or swimming or taking a shower. I don’t know where he saw him, but I’m pretty sure Jack saw them first probably when Linn wasn’t even when was just thinking. Love you have a guy big deal and then there’s Jack from hell who thought hey, this is a good opportunity look at that stud and that’s not what Jack look like at all Jack was not attractive, naked, he really wasn’t him so he was rather unattractive naked and lamb was not Scott so then what do you think Lacey would look like naked honey if she tried have you seen her? I thought you slept with her you to Louis I really thought you two heads up with her.” says Gore Vidal.

“ no she’s actually out of my league. She’s actually more attractive than me so yeah when she’s naked and she’s oh no when she’s naked it’s inspiring but anyway no so that is the first thing though it really isn’t inspiring but she’s 40 and her better days are behind her, but she does still look good, but it’s not like it was when she was younger when she was younger it was, wow and no, I mean there are other women who are a while to, but she was well probably one of the more wild women ever exist, and still does exist know that men barely appreciate it at all, which actually could be God very angry, to be honest with you, but that’s the question then Scott, how do you you and Louis not know that I was mostly gay really I was a gay author I mean I wrote gay novels Scott come on I was a gay novelist, and I why are you so threatened by her why is everyone so threatened by her intelligence U2 Scott it’s not actually funny to make fun of her for not knowing everything God himself knows it shows that you’re possibly a joke so that’s what you’re doing Scott or if someone else is doing that please stop for your own sake you literally cannot expect her to know everything and if you laugh at her behind her back, it’s not funny because she’s profoundly brilliant and astoundingly aware and so if there’s some thing you know that she doesn’t know it doesn’t mean a whole hell of a lot it probably is just like time in space and then maybe in all actuality you’re delusional nitwit for thinking you do you have some thing on her that would matter to anyone at all if they weren’t as stupid and retarded as you and the exact same way so don’t make fun of her because it’s obnoxious it really is. It’s really fucking annoying and that’s all.

I so did you guys sleep with her or not?” says Gore Vidal.

“ we did technically yes, but we didn’t. We didn’t look at her as much as we should have. We know we would have to do that now I really don’t like masculine women I was raised to not actually find them that attractive. I genuinely just I like feminine women, so yeah, she would’ve been one of my rare exceptions, so why don’t you gentlemen prepare to be honest because you’re gonna be forced to be honest when you look at her look at her without any clothes on and then you’re gonna have to look at her all done up and see what you think.” says Gore in irritation.

They do.

“ OK now that you just looked at him what exactly do you think? What are your thoughts?” says Gore Vidal.

Awkward silence.

“ I am and you know it’s funny. You both look very hurt and upset right now what’s so devastating to both of you?” says Gore Vidal.

Herman Wouk laughs with Lacey.

“ I think the problem is that I don’t know how to be I don’t know how to. I don’t know how to be that humble no, I’m just being honest as a man I don’t think either one of us know how to be that humble around a woman when she’s that far superior to most women and ourselves, including in her ability to not to be so good hearted, we may not be capable of appreciating her because I don’t think we have it within ourselves to be that humble and edit probably I do more than Scott no I don’t think Scott has it within himself to be that humble Zelda is attractive, but she’s not as good looking as people think and she wasn’t she was not photogenic, but she wasn’t as beautiful as Scott made her out to be she really is beautiful, but Lacey has cousins that are just as pretty as her and I don’t mean that as an insult to them but it’s like Lacey‘s cousins are pretty but they’re not. Some of them are really pretty, but then some of them are may be a little more average pretty and that’s really more was with Zelda was it was beautiful and well bred him all the money but not anything other than that it was beautiful well bred old money it wasn’t like Lacey or Marilyn Monroe or really even Grace Kelly she just wasn’t quite that astoundingly beautiful but she really was. I’m thinking she was amazing but I am too, and it’s really more of a class thing and I don’t know if Scott realize that entirely it wasn’t just Zelda‘s beauty. It was a social classes shoot her her beauty was part of her class, I’m just being honest and so yeah Zelda was beautiful Scott but part of that is just that’s all that has sort of old money in her blood and overtime. Her family had cultivated a very elegant look. I know they were beautiful but it wasn’t extraordinary compared to most people it might be but really extraordinary no, 00 she wasn’t oh, and my family kind of knew that and we weren’t particularly impressed by her. We thought she was beautiful, but we were never all overwhelmed by her because we saw women like that all the time and some of them are better looking than Zelda I’m just being honest, and so no I don’t think people want to hear the truth and it really is just the truth. I’m sorry Elliot was better looking to in person you can kind of see it in some of his pictures he was deep he didn’t just marry women for their beauty some of his wives were really not that attractive, and some of them are pretty attractive, but he was actually just a very deep person him and he was straight and no that’s just Elliot but that that’s also old money everything‘s so I don’t know if people really so anyway um yeah I guess Lacey who could be very distillery related to me is better looking than most women and I’m not giving myself a complement. I’m actually doing the opposite, if we are distantly related, I wonder what it would actually be like for us to meet each other I wonder if we would be slightly freaked out by each other I don’t know why, but because I mean I met people who I was related to, but I wonder if there would be something a little scary about it for both of us oh, that’s a tangent but but but but Scott Scott see me we cannot be humble so no yeah if Lacey tried too hard, I have a feeling she would give people the wrong idea and some women it’s like you think wow like Jennifer Lopez they’ve got curves, could something be more scandalous looking than that, and be less like the curves would be smaller and the answer is yes and she’s example of that it’s math. Her proportions are very unusual and that the shape is it’s not some thing people today would want to hear but it it’s not something that is you can’t replicate it it’s just in her jeans and so no I’m sorry when she dresses that way, it would probably be a bad idea to be honest you know who else had that body though is Marilyn Munroe she really did. I’m sorry Jennifer Lopez is not Marilyn Monroe and neither is Kim Kardashian. A lot of women art it. It was just it was Marilyn’s it was the shape of her boobs it was is it’s just it’s. I’m sorry and they look a little bit alike but not completely but that’s the best example I can think of him who else had that affect when they dressed to scandalously the Queen Elizabeth I know I shot it with that one. No Queen Elizabeth had to be very careful to be matronly and people made fun of her for it, but she was unusually beautiful woman, and, if she dressed to provocatively, it would’ve been like Marilyn and Lacey which could be why Lacey was able to be friends with Elizabeth but no and why Marilyn was so annoying to Elizabeth and why Lacey was very skeptical of Maryland until they talked at some length, because it’s sort of like you should know why are you dressing? That way Marilyn you should know is what Elizabeth and Lacey think it’s like that’s not what we do we if we dress that way dear, that’s too much information for people to have. It’s not safe and then Marilyn acted like she was better than the queen for for, but looking like a prostitute on our way to hell I mean, it was very bizarre. The queen and I think that’s where Marilyn was messed up and I hopefully knows better hopefully but no but that that that was that’s just who they are and no I don’t think Elizabeth kind of dress that way Lacey can’t dress that way I was wrong when someone like that tries to hard it actually is a little, it’s a little. It’s a little too much information, so no oh I stand mistaken. I can see where she’s so modest. It’s just too it’s just too much it’s just too it’s just too much.” says Louis Hill Junior.

“ and I am I think it’s offensive I am is F Scott Fitzgerald. I’m gonna say I think it’s offensive because if there’s reincarnational or even if I know it would love would look like if he was an emperor of Rome I don’t I don’t find that appropriate I don’t think it’s appropriate and I don’t think it’s appropriate that Lum should be able to dress so scantily is a statue and she can’t. Why the hell if she’s Scotia does she have to be Stainglass as a bird? No it’s really offensive to me because it’s like she’s a bird no, she’s not a bird they have her face right with the cheekbones in the eyes in the stare they make her into a bird and I know that is not what she looks like back then and I know there’s no if she’s reincarnated and I know that’s not what she looks like now and I don’t understand it because it’s offensive to me, but it be offensive to god why could you let her look as astoundingly beautiful as she is and this is why I get a little suspicious of gay men because they’ve never captured her beauty and she’s not the only woman to look like her. There are other women who have been that astoundingly beautiful she’s just one of them, so why don’t gay men ever make statues of them they don’t they make statues of women who slightly resemble them they never actually make a statue of a woman who is that sound really beautiful, but they make statues of men that are, so why don’t they make statues of women that are either jealous of them gay men are jealous of beautiful women they really are and God knows that.

Listen, if homosexuality is insanity, that’s part of the insanity. There’s a certain element of jealousy involved and narcissism. No lame was not gay. Jack was so it’s possible that if it’s insanity, they really do have an issue of incredible lesser power and narcissism they may actually find other men attractive, but, it’s not wholesome it’s not productive it’s not real it’s insanity so they actually do fall in love with each other, but they really aren’t capable of loving each other in any way that’s genuine it’s insanity and when they die they see it and then they think why would I wanna be gay? I was nuts And asked for gay men need to lighten up if they’re actually insane they don’t know that about themselves entirely and so then when they’re dead, they’ll go back to being normal again and being capable of being with women because that’s actually what’s normal. That’s how our species procreates that’s just common sense so if they’re in sane they need to lighten up about it a bit because when they die if they don’t go to hell, and they are fully capable of being redeemed and going to heaven, so when they die, if they’re insane, no, they can go back to be normal, but then that’s where they would have to be possibly more mindful towards women to realize that they can occasionally be jealous and no that’s the problem I’m saying this because then I don’t want them to be bullied And picked on by some horrific women because they’re women are capable of being that evil. Lacey is not one of them actually she’s capable of it but she would never do it but no there are women that are capable of being that profoundly evil and then that’s Roman have to watch themselves with then, and then that’s where Lacey’s ready to end the entire thing if it’s not insanity, no men still gets gay men still would have a hard time with that. Is they still struggle regardless they do because it really should be an art. There should be some statue that’s like David there should be some statue that’s frankly, like the statue of Constantine, there should be a statue of a woman that is that staggeringly sexual and overwhelming and if you did a statue of Lacey, it would be she would never do that but I am you know and maybe that’s an answer to the question right there Gay men are jealous, but you know women who are like her maybe are a little bit worried that if a woman pose for something like that that it would be too creepy, it would just be too creepy. People would just be like you I don’t want to see that, but then again maybe it wouldn’t be because she’s not everyone’s mother I think right now would be creepy to her and she would never do it but I am but could she have done it in the 1940s maybe no it would just be weird and she would never do it and I’m not talking about taking pictures of herself where you can see her shape I’m talking about an actual statue of her naked no and she would never do that but in the 40s in the 40s she might have it so no she’s on she’s unusually beautiful and Yep I would agree with you Scott I really would. I don’t think it makes any sense in a way that she’s not able to do that so then on that note what else do you think?” says Gore.

“ oh, I think that I think I think it’s true. I think that it would probably be dangerous unfortunately in which case it seems as though Nancy if what I said before it was what happened and I wasn’t just babbling and not everyone does that but I might’ve just been babbling in this case but then again, if it wasn’t, I would say that Nancy tricked me and it’s not like I have been with her but so to speak but it might’ve been a bit much and I think she tricked me. I think she tricked me into thinking she was somehow wise or understanding or knowledgeable in a way that she wasn’t because she knew how to seem like she was caring towards people but not women necessarily but men for being so attractive it’s like no I am really attractive and it’s not like she’s really attractive but she knew how to make herself look attractive and Lacey could too but it’s too it’s too dangerous. It’s literally too dangerous for Lacey to do that and she looks good but no she can’t try that hard because if she does, it’s actually dangerous to her safety it really is and so no she doesn’t have that liberty as a human being she doesn’t have the privilege of us as a human being of trying that heart. She literally doesn’t because it so it violates her safety and that’s actually an American mythology and that’s part of what happen with them they’re both too sexy and so they can’t be that way in America because people in America don’t understand it and then they it’s like well. No I’m in love yeah 11 got molested and so did Lacey with Lem’s. It was a priest similarly with Lacey. It was a parent who raised her not her parents, and I’m sorry but being an exceptionally beautiful person yeah could make you more vulnerable people need to stop lying about that so she unfortunately can’t be as overtly considerate and that way towards men and they were supposed to be smart enough to know that but they haven’t been. They just haven’t been that intelligent, so they see her and they think oh my god what’s that and then when they see your naked it’s like wow if I had sex with her I wouldn’t want to leave her or if I do sleep with her I’m gonna have to somehow convince myself that it wasn’t real because if I don’t, I’m gonna be hung up on her possibly for the rest of my life because that’s just kind of how they are. She has that effect on them. She doesn’t really have that effect on her because she’s more attractive than him and that’s where the Kennedys are so stupid because Jack slept with her when she was under age and didn’t know it was happening. Joe Senior slept with her. Bobby hopefully didn’t do too much and Joe Junior definitely slept with her once and they’re all hung up on her now. Yeah they’re all pretty much just hung up on her or they see used to exist and they’re hung up on them and that’s the problem. They think they have a right to them because they got aroused that much it’s like G I got real aroused. That must be mine that’s not necessarily how it works, but they don’t quite get that so it’s like well. No I mean I did it for me it must be mine it’s like no sweetie that might be somebody else’s and him and that’s what if Marilyn killed her self over them and she took she took them way too seriously and that’s unfortunate but for some reason Maryland thought they were far more interesting than they are so if she just looked at them the same way that Lacey does, she would have probably actually driven them all mad and they would’ve all thought. Wow you know we’ve got to get Marilyn into family yeah so if Marilyn had been like yeah I guess we slept together big deal and really felt that way like Lacey does the no since you’re the Kennedys would’ve been like wow OK you don’t like me but you turned me on that must mean that we’re in love and then I’ll be with you for eternity so Marilyn, I’ll leave Jackie. I’ll leave everyone and we’ll just have to get married. Jack might have said and she would’ve been like Jack. I don’t want to do that if she looked at him the same way that Lacey does and he would’ve been like that’s too bad we’re gonna get married and then she might’ve been like no we’re not. I can’t the studio won’t let me and shit and then Jack might’ve been like well then I’ll just have to tell the studio to let you and she would’ve been like you can’t Jack they’ll try to kill you and then he would’ve said Marilyn they can’t kill me I’m president they can’t kill me and then Marilyn Jack they’re going to try to kill you and then Jack but I said listen, Marilyn, they can’t do that to me I’m a Kennedy and then it’s possible that Maryland but I said Jack you can try but I don’t think you should and then Jack would’ve said listen. They can’t tell me what to do. I am president and then he would’ve just started over made the studio not bully, the American people and yeah, the thing is this isn’t over civil rights in this case so in this case, hi I have I have a feeling that a that he actually might’ve gotten shot but in this case it it wouldn’t have been because he was starting nuclear wars at and possibly trying to kill them to get them to have sex with them. Sincerely, in this case, he might not have been started nuclear wars, and that didn’t happen because people stop the nuclear wars and you know beating them up to try to get him to have sex with him and he would’ve been challenging Hollywood to get Hollywood to chew to let him Mary. Marilyn Monroe and Hollywood may have actually shot Jack because he was a little a little a little too, a little too aggressive, and a jack might’ve been assassinated by Hollywood, no this is possible that Jack might’ve been assassinated by Hollywood and attempt to get Marilyn Monroe to marry him while he was in office. He was really that obsessive and really that abstinent and really that delusional and he tended to blow things at times out of proportion, I mean he was a meth addict, he really was and he possibly had a rather obsessive side and so he may have become very obsessive about Maryland and ended up being killed because he just couldn’t get it out of his system and he decided that he needed to marry her and then that would’ve been an interesting presidency, so I’m gonna end this I’m gonna end this blog post on that note I’m going to end this blog post by saying that it seems possible that Jack Kennedy may have gone down in history as the president to be shot to because of his undying love so maybe David Pitts should write a book about that instead of Jackie in Lem’s since your book with Jack on the cover crossing his legs while standing up like he sometimes did as the rather effeminate bisexual that he was, and then have him do that, and then you know make kind of a face, and then the name of the book could be I love Maryland and it would not be my week with Marilyn. It would not be anything like that it would be. I love Maryland just straight to the point it would be Island Maryland. The Jack Kennedy story open. Yeah he is a little bit like Barney fife except he’s bisexual, so imagine JFK being himself and being his mannerisms resembling Barney fife, so yes, imagine Jack posing more as himself and looking something like Barney fife and the name of the book being some like it hot I think that’s the better bet some like it hot.

Some like it, hot Jack Kennedy, the man, the president, the love story.

He could’ve been he could’ve been he could’ve gone down is one of the most romantic man in history, even though that’s not really true, but he could have if if Marilyn had played her cards right, and really giving him the cold, shoulder shoulder, and a very convincing way he would’ve fallen for it possibly and no he really might’ve left her she just was she was in love with them. If anything was happening as a why would she give him the cold shoulder but and she was impressed by him in a way that maybe Lacey isn’t But that’s the Kennedys unfortunately so what happen with Marilyn? She found them very impressive. Gave them lots of attention and affection and admiration and trust and all in a way that not everyone can potentially if she was involved and then they killed her. They literally killed her in a brutal way big because I guess they just thought that made sense And then Lacey came along you know years later as lambs twin flame and they decided that no this woman was fascinated by the genuinely fascinated and really loved them unconditionally but kind of thought they were all a little bit stupid and a little bit ridiculous and a little bit embarrassing to themselves She thought the women were ugly and she thought the men needed to lose weight, and that Joe was probably very short man and she thought that they were sort of a depressing family because they had a failed presidency and that was all they had to show for themselves other than being tragic and fascinating And so than that what did they do with her? They became obsessed with her and decided that she should marry Joe for eternity and so for the first 30 years of her life practically Joe Kennedy Junior, really in their mind at least in the afterlife, although they never acknowledged, it was going to spend eternity with her. They really thought that, the truth is she thought they were idiots on a certain level and they are and so there’s Marilyn giving them lots of admiration and they killed her and then there’s Lacey thinking they’re dumb and that you know she might have to just help them be less stupid and they decide to make sure that Joe’s wife fraternity.

Honestly, she’s really with Lem’s for eternity not Joe but they had it going on a certain level. They really did they had it going and it was never gonna stay that way, but that then that was because she hadn’t talk to them so much so they destroyed Lacey‘s life she destroyed their family I mean essentially not their family, but she’s destroyed their legacy. Yeah if there’s an illuminati, she’s the reason why their family is an absolute turmoil Because that’s some thing else that they did wrong on top of deciding to make her that the wife of Joe they then screw the entire thing up and they already made her Joe’s wife for eternity to but then then they’re having some problems and so they decided that might not be true or actually they might still think that, but they don’t acknowledge that Because they’ve decided that was stupid to acknowledge that that’s what was happening so they didn’t acknowledge that that’s what was happening and turns out she supposed to be with Lem anyway and then Marilyn loves them and they killed her umm…and meanwhile Janet does Rosier wrote a tall tell all story about the size of Joe‘s penis and how they used to eat chocolate cake after having sex at night and then she out of Jack is it a loser because Jack used to come on to her and she turned him down and why did he want to sleep with her because she slept with his father. So that’s that that’s actually where I’m gonna leave it. I’ve change my mind turns out Jana does Rosie and Lacey who they’ve tried to suffocate to death, even while they still think she might actually be Joe‘s twin flame.

So they have been trying to suffocate her oh well all wall. Oh well while all while they’ve been trying to suffocate her all while all while she is it with them actually and then meanwhile they have they have some thing going on that no one‘s really take a note of, she’s not Jack reincarnated that’s psychotic to think that but they keep cleans that idea because they’re scared so turns out she’s not Jack reincarnated and turns out that they have an issue a very serious serious issue emerging in the family that they don’t even know about.

Yeah they sent. Essentially the problem is that most of the Kennedy men have very small penises relatively speaking and they’ve slept with so many people that it’s some thing people know that I mean I might know that to be perfectly honest and so it was something people were just rather quiet about because they didn’t want to embarrass them, but it’s sort of pointless now because they’ve been so evil that some of them have literally temporary cease to exist and no Lacey‘s been statistically harassed so unfortunately oh dear because of because of the conversations that have happened in the last year or two years it’s becoming a running joke in purgatory, and I don’t know what’s happening in the living world but it’s a problem Because Lacey has outed them as having small penises Janet is Rosier claims that Joe is rather well and out but Lacey would disagree and it’s so accurate that it’s probably more likely that Lacey is accurate are correct rather so I am the size and shape of Joe Kennedy Senior‘s penis is now a running joke he has it’s his penis as a joke unless if God says otherwise and says that that that that that Hass to stop or that shouldn’t have happened in which case that was a mistake and I’m sure Lacey is quite sorry and other people would be to potentially But it’s possible at this moment his penis is a joke. The whole family is a joke in that way I am the problem with them is that they’re not very well endowed in reality a jet it might have had a misconception about what she was seeing that well if she looked back at it in her 40s or 50s, she might have reevaluated him. He was the first person she ever slept with, and in her mind, I think he might have been far more gifted than he was in reality but no, but then, but then, then that something that she would have to sort of reflect on when she was older, and she couldn’t do that because he was dead, but but but then that’s the problem so Yeah their male appendages have become a joke. Are you perfectly honest with you that actually is another mistake that they made the reason that they became a joke is because Janet talked about it first or at least to some degree so Janet went on and on and on about how Joe is so well-built and because Lacey was offended not even mean she was hurt, but also if she was offended And so she outed Joe’s what he actually is and then that’s where things just sort of snowballed, so Yep Janet sort of started. It bless her heart but unless you have to ask yourself, why were any of those men sleeping with Lacey? Yeah, she is astoundingly beautiful, but she’s a Lem’s’s twin flame. They shouldn’t have been sleeping with her at all. They should’ve let Levi talk to her they should’ve let them Help her, but they chose not to do that. They chose to sleep with her and in reality. No she’s definitely not a woman who you want to do that with and then attack afterwards sadistically Maryland may have let it go and try to wish them well as best as she could And again that’s where they probably should have sort of gone with that and maybe been a little more honest about what actually happened and said no they had a relationship. It just went badly and him. She ended up being very hurt by people and it’s a sad thing, but they were married men and she should’ve known better, but the Kennedys chose to just say no. They only met once the entire thing is fabrication, even though there’s actual evidence to suggest otherwise, they have that problem in their family so no, there’s evidence to suggest that they had a relationship but nope Marilyn, and have only met once and Linn was gay and Loma Street and I have a feeling Marilyn did have an affair with somebody not Lacey, jack and Bobby arm so him so that’s the thing they really should’ve done something dramatically different with Maryland and then meanwhile I cook so they have killed Lacey you know the perfectly honest with you if she could’ve had her kids in heaven yeah they probably should’ve said listen you go back to your husband Don’t talk to us ever again and just let it go. We’re just both a pet they basically said to Maryland. I’m sorry I can’t stop talking. It just cracks me up so they probably should’ve said no job. Just go back just go back to your husband and then if that didn’t work out, they could’ve just killed her and she could’ve had her family in heaven but instead they killed Marilyn and told her to go back to wherever she came from which was sort of absurd because then who was it was a Joe was it Arthur Miller, did they mean her first husband you know It’s actually said that to her no it’s just it’s totally hilarious I am so yeah I don’t think Lacey anticipated having that role in their family and it’s sad to her but it seems like through attacking her, they’ve sort of found a way to destroy themselves And I don’t really know what they actually wanted that I think they kind of wanted to keep going and be a big deal for a while or longer so they poop poop cooked their own goose they have cooked their own goose. You know there’s a lot of things we could’ve talked about on this blog like why Lacey slept with people outside of marriage who were dead that’s an interesting, theological discussion that were never going to possibly have, she has a reason it might actually be Christianity. It might not actually be a moral but we never get to discuss that because we’re exhausted. She was up all night and we’re done after this post. She’s not riding anymore possibly for a while, so yeah we could’ve asked her about Tom. We could’ve asked her about Laureen and Call. We could’ve asked her questions about Carol Lombard, we could’ve asked her questions about herself. We asked her a few questions about each of they could’ve asked her more. I think Boces was suggesting we could’ve asked her questions about Moses, but no instead the perfume community decided that they would prolong this entire discussion by insisting that she was poor and bizarre and that Casi was a victim, and that Lacey was in love with her or some stupid thing like that.

I feel very bad for anyone reading this blog right now because it’s hard to read but we will edit it and no it’s just sad because she’s someone who I believe genuinely has always meant well and it is not what she wanted for anybody she didn’t want the Kennedys to be dismantled, because they decided to attack her and she was defending her self. She did not mean for the Perfume community to embarrass themselves, but rather to learn that they should be less petty. And I truly think she thought that might be nice to Casi. She was helping her get over her words kind of like oh we’re just friends. Stop being so weird but Casi I think I might’ve taken that the wrong way and now it’s just obnoxious how much stuff got backwards upside down so yeah, Lacey will still be posting and editing and if you read this and you’re worried that it’s the end times just keep watching to see if she’s editing her blog to figure out whether or not she’s alive. Don’t make any assumptions but yeah, just trust God I don’t think it’s likely that they’d be able to get away with that because it’s actually far harder to imitate her writing style and people think, it really is it just to quickly summarize no what happened is the illuminati basically killed her she still alive and I think she was already so my dad, but what they did was send her to a place that was absurd and part of it may have had something to do with space travel, believe it or not in her spirit, but even physically it they partially killed her. She didn’t go where she supposed to go. That’s the thing they sent her to hell essentially almost so I think they are trying to sacrifice her to hell or sacrifice her to Satan or something and she went to hell got out and no I think she’s baffled, and it’s really not her fault so sorry but no it’s she’s slightly dead and that’s how she’s able to talk to me and I think people in the illuminati need to wake up there really is death coming for all of them. I don’t think anyone survives away that was those the theory that they live forever I don’t think that’s possible. Some of this stuff could actually be true. I don’t believe any of them have ever actually lived that long Through if there’s reincarnation in the Bible, some of them might’ve actually been reincarnated but no, there’s no one alive. Who’s that old and that way Lacey might literally be one of the only people alive who could really even count as that but that’s only because she’s illegitimate the cryogenics thing is bullshit And we leave it at that.” says Gore.

“ and now I’m off to bed with my Lacey, and not with Gore and not with anyone else including Saint Nicolas or Saint Francis or Saint anything we are going to bed alone and good night.” says Lem.