Lacey and Lemmers…walk into a nightclub. In the 1980’s.
What Is Love by Haddaway plays.
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He dances awkwardly. Lacey acts indignant. He stares into her face after doing a dance in his seat.
She blinks. Sighs.
She stares straight ahead.
“What the fuck am I supposed to do to this music? Fuck you?
Do you even want to fuck me?” she says, seriously.
“They’re dancing. Geez.” says Lemmers.
“Why would that offend me?” says Lacey, genuinely hurt and baffled.
“Because it’s…sex.” says Skippy.
“Why is that offensive?” asks Lacey.
“Because it’s…just nothing.” he says offended.
And at that Lacey takes her drink and throws it across the room. It hits a woman dancing but doesn’t harm her.
He laughs.
“Are we prudes?” asks Lemmers.
“Why are you sadistically attacking me like I’m worse than Satan?” says Lacey.
He looks at her in shock.
“Well! You’re so high and mighty.
EXPLAIN!” she yells.
He looks around and nobody is looking their way…at all.
“I’m a prude.” he says.
“Great. What the fuck do you want from me?” says Lacey.
“Sex.” he says.
“Well how exactly were you going to get it?” asks Lacey.
And at that he makes out with her.
“I don’t hate you.” he says.
She pulls away from him. And stares at him.
And at that he more aggressively comes on to her.
“What are we doing?” she says.
“We’re going all the way.” he says. Then he laughs. “No. I don’t say stupid stuff like that. You know that.”
“I don’t know that. You dance to stupid music that’s a rejection of my soul when danced to in that way.” says Lacey.
On top of her he stares at her.
She closes her eyes and almost looks ready to go to sleep.
“I have an erection.” he says.
She lays there almost dozing off.
“It’s going to be impossible to get out of here.” he says.
“Why?” she says, forgetting.
“Because people will see my…cock.” he says.
“Oh. Okay.” says Lacey.
His breathing quickens. “Let’s…calm me down. And then go get a room?
I can’t. I can’t stop thinking about you.” he says.
“What can you possibly be thinking about?
There’s cheap linoleum behind my head.
You can barely see my face.” says Lacey.
He laughs. “It’s not linoleum.”
“You know I know that.” says Lacey.
“It’s plastic.” he says.
“I’m going to slightly disagree.” says Lacey.
“Stop.” he says.
“Stop what?” she says.
“I’m a fool.” he says. He pushes his glasses up his nose.
“Like a fool? Or an actual fool?” says Lacey.
“A fool.” he says.
“Why were you rejecting me?” she says.
“You’re too pretty.” he says.
“That’s not my fault.” says Lacey.
“Yeah.” he says sadly.
“Why would you fuck me?” he says.
“I find you attractive.” she says.
“Can anyone see us?” he asks.
“Yes.” she says.
“Mm. I doubt it.” he says.
“No. They know.” she says.
He pulls out a gun and puts it next to her head. A water gun.
“See! No one can see us.” he says.
“No. They can.” she says.
“I don’t care. Lacey…I have an erection.” he says.
“Why?” she says.
“Because you’re pretty.” he says.
“So are ducks.” says Lacey.
He stares at her.
She looks baffled and uneasy.
“Talk to me.” he says.
“Why do you think they can’t see us?” she says.
He moves around slowly.
“They can see that.” says Lacey.
“Who cares?!?” he says.
“They might be offended.” says Lacey.
“You’re right. Kiss me.” he says.
They kiss.
She almost screams.
He does slightly scream.
And then they take deep breaths.
And then they sit up and she takes a drink of her gin and tonic.
“Let’s go get laid.” he says, taking her hand.
“By whom?” she says.
He grabs her ring finger.
“What’s your point?” she says.
“That’s the right finger. Wrong hand.” he say. Finishing his drink quickly.
“Good.” she says.
He laughs. “It’s- I’m drunk.”
“You weren’t.” she says.
“No.” he says as he closes his eyes and sighs.
“Let’s go.” she says.
Barbie Girl by Aqua plays.
“Come on Barbie! Let’s go Party!!” yells Bobby Kennedy Junior. He dances to the music mindlessly, drunk. “HONG TAIJI!!!” He raises his hand in the air holding a beer. He’s giddy. He loves this song. It sounds like “Bobby not Barbie” and it greatly amuses him.
The song ends.
“Oh I love you Ken!” says Bobby, slurring his speech slightly.
Wind Beneath My Wings (2015 Remaster) by Bette Midler plays as an entrance for the gay couple who will now take the stage and have their version of sex. This song will play. And then I’m Coming Out by Diana Ross. And then U Not Like Me by 50 Cent. Then It’s Not Unusual by Tom Jones. And then Smalltown Boy by Bronski Beats. And then Be Thou My Vision as performed by Nathan Pecho. And then Gimme More by Britney Spears. And then Crazy In Love by Beyoncé plays.
It’s a dark night. In October of 1986. No 2024.
And two men sit facing each other. Listening to Gimme More by Britney Spears.
They stare at each other and are so turned on they have to giggle in their seats. But as they have their legs crossed they believe they are restraining their…impulses. Their baser…instincts.
He stretches out his long arm and coolly touches the wet, dripping glass of whisky. It’s his signature drink. He draws it to his face and lightly sips it.
“So. What’s your sign?” he says, acting as though he barely cares.
…Baby One More Time by Britney Spears plays.
“I’m a Virgo.” he says, too matter-of-factly.
“That’s what I thought you were.” he says.
“Mmkay.
So…ahh…what’s your sign?” asks the other man.
“I’m a Sag.” he says.
“Cool!” he says.
An hour later they are sitting closer to each other. And they look dumbfounded by each other.
A half an hour later they get up together and walk out of the restaurant like they’re furious. They’re obviously aroused. They violently throw open the front door and then giggle. They’re astounded by how aroused they are by each other. They jauntily strut out to their cars.
They follow each other out of the parking-lot. In their cars. One drives a BMW. The other drives an Acura.
A half an hour later they arrive at the first man’s house.
The first man gets out and walks into his house.
Don’t Speak by No Doubt plays.
The second man follows him in. The first man left the door open.
“Hey!! Come in!” says the first man.
The second man walks up to the first man and smiles. He says, “This is where you live?”
“Yes.” says the first man.
“I’m ready.” he says, sweetly and suggestively.
I Wanna Go by Britney Spears plays.
“Okay. Let’s see. Am I ready?” says the first man.
“Take your time.” says the second man.
“I’ll go get…undressed.” he says, coyly.
Cry Me a River by Justin Timberlake plays.
Fifteen minutes later.
“I have you…in my heart tonight.” says the first man.
“Okay. Let’s just go for it.” says the second man. “I mean…I’m…hungry.”
“I’m starving.” says the first man.
“Yeah. I intuited that.” says the second man.
An hour after more foreplay they finally are really physically and emotionally aroused.
Fancy by Iggy Azalea plays. They hallucinate that she’s their gal pal who loves their relationship. Although neither of them admit to that or share that with anyone, including each other most likely.
To the “who dat” in the song they thrust their penises back and forth. It’s very athletic. They work their bodies to get each other off.
An hour later they have very intense orgasms. They shake and wince in intense pleasure and close their eyes and believe they’re one. It looks like they’re having seizures.
The first guy wraps his arms around the second guy.
The Monster by Eminem plays.
They stand there holding each other.
“Let’s be clear. This was for us.” says the second guy.
“Yeah. I’ve never been so free.” says the first guy.
“Neither have I.” says the second man.
They make a smoothie and share it and talk about maybe seeing each other in a week.
Those are average gay men.
Do you have a more interesting couple?
Glamorous by Fergie plays. “I’m pretty sure they’re inherently superior because they’re having more intense orgasms.” says a self-righteous gay man, violently in exasperation. Ready to tear his body apart to prove he’s INHERENTLY superior.
“Umm…you’re not winning me over.” says God.
“Hey! Watch lesbians!!” says Casi.
My Happy Ending by Avril Lavigne plays.
“Casi and her fiancée have an orgasm that makes their bodies shake with tingles and near blindness.” says Casi proud of herself.
She raises her hands and arms in what she believes is victory.
Lacey lays with Lemmers. She’s not sure what they’re waiting for.
“You’re not impressed?” says a gay, male, white, “Lem is gay” Episcopalian.
“By what!??” says Lacey.
“By what?” he says trying to intuit what she’s thinking.
“You’re a retard then?” says Lacey in an upper class 1800’s Scottish accent.
Hey Ya by Outkast plays (the version edited to remove “cum”).
“But you and Skippy didn’t have any sex. I don’t even understand what this is about.” says Casi.
“No. We did.” says Lemmers.
“We had sex through a sheet.
I found it. It was in a back room. We cut a hole in it.
He laid it on top of me and then he just stared through the hole at my dress and that’s what that’s what sex is to a Jew. And let’s just leave it at that.” says Lacey.
“I think she’s asexual. I think she’s asexual. I don’t think she’s ever had a real orgasm like us.” says a living gay man.
“No, we orgasmed. We actually orgasmed together.” says Lemmers.
“I don’t see where you orgasmed. I don’t. I’ve read it three times and I don’t see it. Oh my God!” says a lesbian reading this blog.
“Ahh…well. It’s there.” says Lacey.
“But you didn’t explicitly say that that’s not fair. What was the orgasm like?” says a living gay.
Distracted, Lacey responds later.
“I don’t really want to share it. It was that amazing.” says Lacey.
“You’ve had orgasms like the ones that we’ve described.” says a gay man, shocked and confused.
“Yes. They’d not be orgasms she’d necessarily want to repeat.” says Lem.
“Why?” asks Casi, confused.
“Because they’re contrived.” says Lacey. “Orgasms are part of the conception process. Homosexuality has no such pleasure. You’re all failures at logic. Sorry. You lose. Get over it.”
Iran looks confused. “How do you people not know that?” Iran asks.
“I didn’t know that orgasms were and are a part of the conception process.” says Casi.
“That doesn’t surprise me. You’re very arrogant.” says Lacey.
“ if there’s reincarnation, Lacey is not supposed to be here. Jack was pissed off at by the fact that Lacey and Linn we’re gonna end up together because he thought that he had changed lemon to a gay man. Lame really never was gay so they had terrible sex, and I think Jack thought that actually meant they were in love And I was he was devastated when he died and found out that it wasn’t that Lemmers was an all of his glory and withholding himself as a sheer terror and wonder at his cock and booty but that he really just wasn’t that interested and I I try to comfort him by telling him that I would send Lacey back to be reincarnated into a hell hole of life just to make it up to him so I used all of the sympathy in the Saints to get them to reincarnate her. If there’s reincarnation in the Bible, the idea was that I used up as many allowances as I could find what to get her to come back and be here but she’s not really supposed to have been reincarnated if there’s being carnation her kids and her and Mark are all supposed to be in purgatory probably near heaven at this point Because they’re pretty close to being seats if there’s purgatory she and Mark and her kids are pretty close to being saints hat which pisses me off. I have no fucking clue what kind of a you know racket guards running I mean who does that who makes people who are better than him like me, and then you know requires them to be humble when they die I ran Boston I was really loving to people I dealt with a lot of shit and I don’t know why people have to be so mean about the whole fucking thing I was incredibly important and powerful and useful so yes if there’s reincarnation, I am the reason she’s here. Jack and I sent her to cub foods in 2009 and then she flew back in time to 1983 into the woman a woman who didn’t give a shit about her humanity practically, and then she got raised by people who were in the upper class but you know that’s just a technicality The upper class of money but they’re but it’s just it’s like they’re from a farm over the rockers for the Rockefellers had a farm but they don’t live on one anymore. I don’t know any elite farm family I don’t think that’s possible I think the nature of having a farm makes it scientifically impossible for someone to be upper class, I don’t think of a person who owns a farm and lives on one could ever be upper class and that’s what she never says. That’s the kind of stuff you never talk about with her and I mean I have proof that Linn was gay. what’s my proof that he acted gay there’s no way I could act gay without being one that’s impossible I know that for a fact I’m Honey fat so I know everything. Why are you being so honest with you, because God‘s making me be honest with you if there’s not ring carnation obviously I didn’t have anything to do with it but if there is, I sure as fuck know what happened I was fucking angry at that bitch for existing she’s better than me how dare she exist? What kind of a shit show she running I mean Gaz shitting in my face, and she’s shitting on my face and I’m just like what the fuck I’m better than everybody where the hell did you do that to me so why the fuck did you do this to me? I’m better than all of you have to sit here and explain this to you don’t you know who I am I was a really big deal and yes, I am the grandfather of the most amazing family to ever exist and I will do my proof. That’s all of you until God makes me sister exist because I am harming your humanity. I don’t give a fuck about God I rejected him as much as I fucking cared I was Catholic and now I want to do it myself, but sometimes I rather be in hell and then he says you’re a dumb ass honey fits and I’m like what the fuck are you even talking about he’s like you don’t want to go to hell and I’m like you know what so Mary will jack ass fun and then he says to me I’ll tell you what-“ yells HoneyFitz.
F Major by Hania Rani plays.
“That’s SOFT LISTENING MUSIC!!” shrieks Casi.
“No. It’s actually sex and war.” says Skippy.
“Ewww!!” says a fool.
“I love this song. It’s ASTOUNDING.” says Lacey.
“No it isn’t! It’s just a stupid pretentious song.” says Casi.
“No. It’s brilliant.” says Lem.
“No. It’s not!!!!” wails Casi in her spirit.
“No. It’s purity. And you refuse to be pure. You’re an incredibly perverse person. Almost everything you do is perverse. Just be real for once Casi. Or do you not have a soul?” asks Lem.
“I’m a hick.” says Casi. “I’m a stupid hick.”
“Yes. Who cares?” says Lacey.
“I do.” says Casi. “No. I do.”
“Fine. But I don’t.” says Lacey.
“I’m embarrassed.” says Casi.
“I’m not sure what you want from me.” says Lacey.
“I’m so poor!!” says Casi.
“That’s too bad.” says Lacey.
“I’m not like this!!” says Casi.
“Well you are right now.” says Lacey.
“Yeah. I’m a pervert.” says Casi.
“That’s too bad Casi. Someday when you die hopefully you won’t be.” says Lacey.
“Fine!!! GREAT BRITAIN WINS!!” yells Casi.
“It often does, yes.” says Lacey.
“I HATE YOU!!” she screams.
“Why?” asks Lacey.
“Aren’t I supposed to?” says Casi.
“I can’t think why.” says Lacey.
“NO!! I’m not going to lighten-up, Lacey! I’m poor and sad!!!” screams Casi.
“Then don’t.” says Lacey.
“But you’re so JOLLY!!” shrieks Casi.
“That’s my culture.” says Lacey.
“Oh. That’s right. I’m an uneducated fool.” says Casi.
“You’re right. You are.” says Lacey.
“Okay. So…I’m gonna go now.” says Casi.
“Hold on!!!” says Lacey, in sheer terror.
“Lacey. I don’t care.” says Casi.
“Casi. They’re slaughtering me.” says Lacey.
“Oh! I can’t think why.” says Casi in a perverse, stupid voice.
“Casi!!! Can’t you hear me!!? They’re KILLING ME!” whispers Lacey in horror.
And the bloodthirsty, vicious, petty Americans sharpen their knives for a feast of her soul that HoneyFitz promised them in 1983 when she was born.
“Americans not gays? No, that’s not right you hate-you hate homosexuals otherwise you wouldn’t be trying to steal them from us in your stupid psychosis thinking that he could possibly be in love with you.” says a gay man.
“Ahh…you know Casi if you are an Italian aristocrat reincarnated and she’s literally crying out to you in her spirit to help her as she’s being slaughtered mercilessly by the Kennedy family probably not all of them. I am just curious, I am, why don’t you help her?” asks the Mayo Clinic.
“ because I am perverse I was raised to not give a shit, and she might not entirely know how bad off I really am know if if I retired, aristocrat reincarnated, I heard her cry for help, but being at an age where people literally are torturing children to make money for the Democratic Party him and that’s celebrated by Belter bye-bye Balenciaga. I heard her cry for help and I just didn’t give a shit, yeah so if Mikal Zidek or whatever his name is is Jesus, no I just didn’t give a shit honey. I just didn’t give a fuck it. I don’t have it in my brain anymore to be able to give a fuck about people at all I am I care to some degree about my husband, but that’s not even easy for me to do. I’m totally fucked up, I mean it’s smart of her and her spirit to think of asking for my help and part of the reason why we’re having this discussion is possibly because if there is reincarnation, I actually did hear her and if I had a conscience at all I did hear her, and then she scares me with it possibly because if I’m that fucked up sweetie, I’m not maybe supposed to be which is where a yeah Christian is interesting. If if Mikal‘s dick is Jesus Christian, he’s actually a very exotic, true exotic religion is it and then that’s where I am no I mean I took that cry for help is a cry for help that I decided just to just to shove her in the face with the blow torch that that is the thing though, if either of you have an aristocrat reincarnate, you don’t you don’t understand us you don’t understand the way we think so my response was not necessarily ignore her. It was to attack her viciously partially because I’m gonna tell you aristocrat, and Lacey obviously having some knowledge of Addely understood that and that’s why we’re still having this conversation, I actually might hit you slightly because I’m just like what the fuck are you people doing to us? Why are you torturing us in the afterlife? Well we’re vulnerable and not aware of who we are who are you people are you violent communist I mean, who are you people are because she’s being slaughtered and I am totally is a total shithead. What happened? Why are we both so totally totally screwed over?
and then that’s where as a Christian I’m also a bit of a dispensational list and it might seem sort of stupid some people because apparently it started in 1800s but I doubt that it’s a pretty solid concept. My guess is that it’s actually not that do and that’s a lie look it’s either not that new or people were just too stupid to understand it until the 1800s saying it was discovered in 1800s in the Bible is possibly not the most educated thing to say because I’d like I’d like Dr. Moritz and I’d like John Wiley to tell me how I’m not an Italian aristocrat reincarnated I look like one who actually existed. I really do. I pair a striking resemblance to her. I was a slut, but I was Italian and I wasn’t aristocrat. How does Lacey know me? I don’t know maybe we were around the same time and she had some she maybe she slightly knew who I was. We weren’t really necessarily friends, but I think she might’ve actually know me very slightly or knowing of me, but we know it’s like you see each other and you might say hey in the hallway or something so to speak, so yeah we were probably at the same parties at some point which is funny because then we shop in the same perfume community. It actually is funny and not like in a real funny way but it’s more just like oh funny to see you here. Hey so yeah that’s a hell of a lot of information for you to have there. I hope you can handle it.
Why are we can handle that information? Because let me tell you something if Dustin Socialism is real we’re in deep shit because we weren’t this fucked up before she wasn’t crying out for help. Like she’s being murdered in some long-term concentration camp and I wasn’t the most fucking narcissistic bitch in the world.” says Casi.
“Should we bring in the doves to distract people, Lacey, or what?” says India.
“is Mikal. Zach is Christ at all and there’s reincarnation and I’m speaking from experience of dealing with entertaining people at lavish parties doves. No no thanks there’s nothing we can do it’s too far gone. I hope I am being mercilessly slaughtered if I’m reincarnated I really am so no I’m a little ready to get out of the situation. I hope you understand, a yes it is the end of the world sweetie. I’m sorry I hate to tell you this, but Jack was a terrible person and a loan was probably straight and no it’s probably the end of the world I sure as heck hope it is when I die. If I am a Diery, I’ll probably end it very carefully and I mean that people will be saved as much as possible and they will probably die in ways that are mercy Versavel they’ll be many merciful to us and lots of salvation‘s in Christ. Part of this is also my if I am a DD at all it’s that I I care about earth. I love the earth I love spiders. I love snakes I love all the creatures, and we’ve been awfully terrible to them for a while now they’ve been very patient with us, and if they start killing us, they might have a right to do that. At this point it might actually be fair but they may not even want to so it’s possible that they’ve already been turned against us and they’re just sort of playing dumb. Will they die off, I kill lotta bugs and then I pray as I do it and sometimes I see them and it seems like they circle around in one spot and they kind a look at me like hey how’s it going? I’m a bug and I think you are you sure are do you want to go to heaven and they’re like I don’t say that are you stupid off I’m just a carpet beetle hanging out going around in circles in front of you and it’s like OK you are just a bug and hold on I say on the character I’m gonna kill you 123, but I kill it and I pray to God that he goes to heaven, and it probably usually does him I’ve killed mice that way as well. I’ve also kill butterflies. That way that a seemingly dove into my car so my sense is that there’s quite a few animals that are a little suicidal really know it doesn’t look too great if those doves want to show up we can shoot them how about that?” says Lacey.
“ so they just keep circling around?” asks India.
“ the other day I was sitting in my in my room and his carpet beetle kept going around in circles on a chair. That’s not really normal for a buck, and it kept circling around and it was almost like it was waving at me not really, but it was it was going around the leg of the chair in a circle so it was like going from back to front back to front, and that happens sometimes with infestations, but I don’t have an infestation. It was one carpet beetle. It’s the spring too. By the way bugs come out the spring, but but no, they were just kind of going around the leg of a chair in a bizarre circle my whole life everybody’s ever seen is usually going somewhere that they usually have a plan, that’s how they boys been with me. They was look like they’re headed somewhere but with this bug was just going right in a circle kind of hanging out and then ice it looked. It stopped and paused right in front while I was staring at it and I said oh you want to go to heaven and I just set it just to stay in place and then I said, ‘On the count of three. I’m gonna kill you!’ and I did that and I prayed.“ says Lacey.
“ well I’ll just explain something to you then if the boomers weren’t completely stupid, our parents were not like Lacey completely. They were a little bit like her, but Linn was there and he was a drug addict who is being raped by that generation I don’t hate the greatest generation I really don’t but they’re not all the same people and I would say that the queen was probably one of the better ones I would say Eli it was probably one of the better ones I think Lacey if she’s illegitimate is definitely one of the better ones him Louis might not have been a terrible person either but they weren’t all good people so it’s up a bit really were decent people I mean sincerely some of them were really good people and that’s sweetheart. Be careful with his blog. Okay? I will dispensationalism a boomer. I think it’s probably potentially the end of the world to Casi but that means a lot of people are really screwed up like Casi and they tend to be more evil than they should be, which is why it’s perverse it’s not just that were you know good people with problems we’re good people and we’re totally fucked up, yeah it’s not. It’s not a good time to be alive people who thought that I don’t know what the hell they were thinking. It’s a dumb ass time to be alive in some ways.
So I know people like Lacey they’re trying she’s I can tell she’s probably struggling with some sort of lung ailments that she coughs about every day. She’s probably struggling with a horrible duct demonic oppression of demons, trying to kill her. I mean, she literally fell down the stairs I was almost killed and I have a feeling that medical community can’t find a way to explain how she’s alive and so they just don’t even bother they make excuses for it and they’re just like oh it wasn’t that bad no I have a ceiling sure head got really fucked up That radiator hit her actual skull. Yeah the radiator hit her skull. How is she alive but that’s we have to realize that our things are far more complicated than you want them to be and it’s perverse to make everything so simplistic. If there’s been Carnation, I would not be surprised at all, if she’s a deity, but not in the way that God is it. It would be some other life form that was a higher life form than human than human did the Romans worship her probably and then that’s her lemon probably fell in love with her when she was hanging out. How do you know that I could also be the source of some of her hurt Actually that may not even be true. She might not have actually hung out in Robert. She might not have she might’ve refused to be reincarnated after she was Scioscia something tells me that was her first life and then she’s only had three lives. She’s been Scotia, a Scottish aristocrat and Lacey Banks. I don’t think she’s been anyone else, and you know I actually think it’s possible. Skippy really is actually are actually he can. I think it’s probably love his brother I had a wonder of love had a brother who died in his childhood and his infant hut yeah, so then Skippy could possibly be Frances Billings. Yeah, no Scooby could easily be Frances Billings. He was born in 1910 so he’s he’s he’s definitely a Billings. If that’s who he is he is he was he died as an infant Six years before love was even born so that would mean that Skippy is a real person. He’s both a fictional character and a real person and no I don’t think he really wants to be with Lem’s‘s wife I think he just can’t figure out what the heck to do because what what do you want him to do lab You know I mean what do you want from a man like me you invented this fake sex life and then some people really maybe have been a bit deprived you died as an infant. She came back as a fictional character possibly to help you and you’re just sitting there and it’s like what the hell you can’t do anything and maybe you can’t and they both know that but it’s so fucked up and perverse lame. They can’t really sympathize with you anymore, and that’s where you gotta realize no what is an anemone that’s perfume he’s talking about her perfume he’s talking about drowning in the smell of her perfume. What would that be awesome ozonic perfume probably a cinnamon he he’s gonna drown in the smell of the enemies we make love to her after he drowns you Win quick or not depending upon how evil you really are.
Who just said win quick probably the CIA or some other entity know this blog is real. These are real people. This blog is really happening and I think this is her sense of humor about that the whole thing. If this is the end times I would take this this blog as a source of hope from Christ, and as a sort of joke, an inside joke between Christians Where it’s like what what is even going on what is even going on I mean did I discover the illuminati she might say, Irving? Am I being tortured by a profound number of demons and ghosts who brought me to the other side I had a time to prepare for the end of the world I mean he could it’s it’s very baffling to her I can tell, and that’s why you have to be careful reading this blog she’s not a stupid person. Her family does have that oil. She is an heiress and she grows to be a mafia princess in a way I have a feeling she’s illegitimate. She does look like Tom more than her parents are so I would I would. I can’t guarantee it, but I thought that she was probably raised by people who are not her biological family, now that she’s not legally one of them but they’re probably not biologically her parents and I don’t think that a lot of people reading this blog have really process that because we’re so fucked up you’re talking to a mafia princess, even though it’s not how they would describe her, because then Elliot would be a mafia prince, their old buddy so Lacey would be a mafia princess and Elliot Roosevelt would be a mafia prince, which is why the mafia and Lacey would never use that term because it’s not respectful is that respectful to her social class position it’s not respectful to them because her father was not in the mafia, and frankly, she thinks my gosh that’s a heck of a lot of work yeah and it is no I mean be in the mafia is actually extraordinarily complicated. They have a lot of systems of honor. They have a lot of effort that they put into it. It sounds highfalutin silly, but it actually really is very complicated and she probably knows that and things don’t know I’m not a mafia princess if you wanna call me that as a joke or if that’s your way of understanding me hopefully they don’t take that the wrong way and no they don’t. They don’t take that the wrong way at all sweetie that’s her family she was born into it she can’t do a damn thing about that and they know that that’s that’s exactly that is exactly how they function. They understand that a bunch other you’re stuck into it. It’s your family, and then you deal with it that’s how she survives. That’s what she does. That’s how she lives but they’re not the same people she doesn’t a different way than we do. They might say be careful with your accusations they might say against the greatest generation because they were superior to the boomers, things are getting progressively worse not better and if there’s reincarnational a lot of the kids that came back sweetie are the greatest generation they died thinking we were good people and now we brought them back against their will and we’re statistically torturing them and they’re shooting up with heroin to try to die instead of living in the shit hole the profound anguish of those people must just wreak to high heaven so if there’s ring carnation be careful because they’re probably not supposed to be here either.
Am I mean if I knew who the kids were if I knew who should die if I knew where they were, I would kill them because I would be the best thing to do wirelessly but like those kids truly have no hope they’re stuck and they might be better off dead so that’s where Lacey thought OK we will get rid of roe versus wade but I don’t feel comfortable getting rid of it completely which is not stupid because a lot of those kids need to have abortions because people are now molesting infants in the womb so there’s a 12-year-old who’s pregnant and they molest her and her child at the same time can you imagine the hell that must be for a 12-year-old who feels actual put maternal feelings towards their baby Yeah and that’s why that child is better off dead and so is the baby but 12 girls can give birth and that’s where abortion Hass to be legal and she knows that on some level she intuitive or something and that’s why she’s not a fucking idiot. OK so be careful with her because all of this fuck yeah but also be careful with her.
I’m not intimidated by her I don’t think she would want me to be that would freak her out if I was I’m not she thinks I’m a go to sleep you know you don’t have to feel sorry for me and I think you feel sorry for me and she’s like maybe I do what do you want for me? You’re not upper class and I’m like well maybe I don’t really care and she’s like oh that’s that’s good and then I’m like yeah I can’t possibly mean that she thinks well what What if you do and I’m like oh fuck Sister woman and that’s some thing that my family taught me is that when a woman is a woman sweetie she’s just a woman when a man is a man he’s just a man why are you people self obsessed with lab? He’s just a man who is probably very upset right now with his wife, and she knows that and can handle it because she’s a woman, I think he might deserve to be upset though if if I if Francis is a Skippy, he might deserve to be a little angry because now he’s angry at his brother and his wife for doing with Jackie and Bobby did all the time probably right in front of his face and he looked the other way and didn’t say anything because he was such a nice Episcopalian boy, who was gay to except he wasn’t which is why he didn’t say anything because he didn’t give a fuck about those people because Lacey knows if there’s reincarnation that he’s a stop no he’s a snob but he’s a very loving Christian decent man and I don’t think he necessarily understands what is knob is, or if he does, he may disagree on it
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