“It Makes Me Sad” by Smitry and Miranda

Why do I decide to believe Lacey is poor? Because it makes me sad to believe that she’s not.

Let’s analyze this recent post:

That’s a shit desk. I don’t care if it’s solid wood and made in the US in the 1950’s. And a family piece. It’s cheap shit people like me sell for $400 on Facebook marketplace.

That’s cheap perfume. Quelques Fleurs only costs $300 at most. No. I mean…cheap.

And what the fuck is up with the stupid frog? No. I mean. It’s stupid. It’s a stupid aesthetic.