“I went to Princeton.” says Lem Billings.
“So did I.” says F. Scott Fitzgerald.
“So did my character.” says Harold Loeb. “Did I?”
“Did I?” says John Nash.
Anyway, here’s how-
“I went to Harvard!!!” yell the Kennedys.
“Yes. But I went to Princeton.” says Lem.
“No. I went to Harvard!” says JFK on behalf of Lem, scolding Lem.
“No. He got his graduate degree from Harvard. My father went there too for graduate school but we celebrate the University of Michigan.” says Mark Schiebel. “My father went to the University of Michigan for his undergraduate degree.”
“Yes. He’s very intelligent. And difficult to relate to. He’s been a lecturer here. As he so…kindly reminds us on his resume.” says the University of Connecticut about Ken Schiebel.
“That’s all fine and dandy but I went to Princeton.” says Lem.
“He factually did.” says reality.
“Oh so ones undergrad is their name in a way. And their graduate school is their effort? Yeah. That’s reality.” says Casi, rolling her eyes.
“Yeah. I went to a state school. This is just fact.” says Jill Schiebel. “We weren’t that rich.”
“Yeah. Me too Jill. But it’s still a good school.
I wonder if we went to the same state school?” says Casi.
“Where!?” says Jill.
“Kentucky.” says Casi.
“Tennessee.” says Jill.
“Yeah. We’re a lot alike.” says Casi.
“Be honest. Did you dream of marrying a rich Jew?” asks Jill of Casi.
“Honestly? Yes. It did occur to me.” says Casi.
“It’s nice. It’s not everything you’d think it is. But I mean…it is nice.” says Jill.
Casi cries.
“I’m on to you, Bobby.” says Larry David to Bobby Kennedy Junior.
“Skippy…how much did you want Lacey to sleep with you?” asks Michael Rockefeller.
He thinks.
“A lot!” says Skippy.
“Right. And I know.
Okay?
Harold how much did you want Lacey to sleep with you in Bentley & Skinner?” asks Jeff Bezos.
Harold thinks. “A lot.”
“Right. Well…I knew that too.” says Jeff Bezos.
So if Jeff Bezos is the Antichrist as he’s volunteering to be…because to many people in the Illuminati…it seems to be the End Times then this is how it all makes sense if he actually can be the Antichrist:
1. Amazon is the mark of the beast.
2. Jeff isn’t literally Satan we don’t think. But just like how there’s a discussion of whether or not Jesus was actually Melchizedek…couldn’t Jeff be Satan? Not that he’s actually at all literally Satan. But rather that he’s got a similar personality to Satan. Personality. So he’s like Satan in a fallen world way like how Jesus was like a Melchizedek. He’s a ruthless, wealthy man…who…isn’t necessarily pure evil. But he’s fully human. Unlike Satan. So…if we all die in a nuclear war or a hurricane or something…etc. then it’s possible Satan himself will reanimate Jeff Bezos’s body and claim to be him. Jeff himself, as possible believer in Jesus, hopefully hopes to be Heaven but…since Satan has a similar personality to Jeff seemingly he could use Jeff’s body very effectively.
3. And that’s just it. Jeff worries for Lacey. She’s suffered a lot. And he knows she’s not JFK. It’s impossible for her to be JFK reincarnated. So…he worries she could be too saintly and possibly good and holy for her own good. And he worries she becoming too much like Jesus. Too crucified, so to speak. And…while he has a feeling Jesus was attractive…he’s adamantly opposed to her trying to have a sexual relationship with his ghost, so to speak. If that’s even possible. That’s just too weird and gross. So he’s not so much anti Jesus Christ as an AntiChrist when it comes to the issue of Lacey Banks. No. Jesus should not fuck the Holy Grail so Bobby Kennedy Junior can keep up the delusion that he’s tall, hot and profoundly and untouchably sexy and brilliant because Lem was gay, or really even bisexual. He’s empathetic. But…no. The Kennedys can’t even let her be with Skippy or Harold. And they lie about it because they’re lying about Lem. Lem is her Adam. And they know that…but they don’t want it to be true…so when things fall apart with Harold or other hot Jewish men like they did today in Bentley & Skinner…they have to keep pretending like it’s because Joe Kennedy Junior or Joe Kennedy Senior are still madly in love with her and it’s her fault that they can’t get over her. Like she did something wrong to them. But they’re so damn stubborn and so in exasperation and exhaustion Jeff says, “Fine. But not Jesus. Harold Loeb? Skippy Handelman? But not Harold Loeb.” Then he rolls his eyes and says, “Look. I’m just anti-Christ.”
4. How is he evil? Again: Amazon. The Amazon. Adam was given authority and responsibility for the Earth. Sin is sin. Right? Well…how bad actually is the Climate Crisis?
5. Jeff cannot have sex with a woman? Hmm…well…maybe at times he can’t. Why? Because he’s in love with his girlfriend/wife. He’s trying to be faithful. So when his uber wealthy friends encourage him to cheat on her he says, “No. I cannot. I just…cannot do that!!”
So…what do you think?
6. The war between Israel and Hamas? Jeff the Antichrist is trying to help solve that at this moment. How? Well…a slow process of taking US funding away from Israel and working with both sides to create a tenable future. No. Not to destroy Israel. Or Hamas. But rather to just move on. Good grief!
So…what if the Antichrist isn’t pure evil? What if it’s far more complicated than that? What if the evil of children being sold into hostage to have their souls mutilated is the literal end of the world? And what caused it? Greed. The love of money. Not money itself or real sex or real happiness or real peace but the love of mammon. And America? The American Dream? Was what? For love? Or for money? For land or for money? For freedom or for money?
Maybe for some people it’s the love of freedom and for other people it’s the love of money. Jeff accidentally embodies both. And he’s volunteering to be the Antichrist.
Volunteering? Yes. Because he’s sure then world is in peril and he’s just offering God an option.
The idea isn’t…that he’s anti Christ’s salvation. No. Not at all. It’s that he’s anti the Holy Grail having to defile herself with Christ. He actually is possibly terrified to go to Hell.
Were Christians persecuted? Yes!!! Goodness yes. They still are being persecuted. Those human hostages might mostly all be Christians waiting to die. And when Lacey Banks dies she plans to try to end the world. So Jeff is volunteering to be the Antichrist if that’s possible and God thinks it’s a good idea.
We’ll see what God thinks. So long as Jeff doesn’t have to be separated from God’s love at all. He’s not Antichrist so much as anti-Christ being in a sexual relationship with a human. Or at least Lacey. Because that seems like an abuse of power of God’s part and that would be true.
So if the Illuminati declares Jeff dead (it’s in the media that he’s truly dead) within the next 20 to 40 years and he mysteriously comes back…you can be rest assured that that’s very possibly Satan. Not Jeff Bezos. Or…it’s the Illuminati that’s the Antichrist and they kidnapped Jeff. Or…the real, blood burning and then drinking, vile, actual Antichrist will be revealed (did he kill Jeff?).
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