“Confessions” by JFK

I was mostly interested in Lem because he was Lacey’s.

Okay. Not great.

Whatever. I was interested in him because he was Lacey’s and I was being mean.

Sometimes the pleasure in fucking someone is in hurting someone else. Just to feel superior.

I got HIGH off stealing Lem.

Like better than meth.

And so she got me off every time like a profound abuse victim. And I can’t let go of it. Because it made my ego go close to Heaven. It was BLISS for my ego.

Her father was better than us. And…our white stupid house on Cape Cod…was shit. It got cold. So damn easily. And you had to get used to the wind. And the sand. And the bad plumbing. And the blinding glare of the sun reflected off the white of our house.

People made fun of me because I was gay and because I was a dumbass. And I was totally full of myself. After I tricked Lem people felt better being my friend. His honor vouched for me. My family still uses his honor.

But it’s Tom Banks fault not mine! Because I’m not the shit Englishman. Tom Banks? No. See…if he’d been honest Lem would have never met me.

Anyway…Lem wasn’t the point. I don’t care what he is. I just want to step on Lacey’s head to get her glory and steal the love she was supposed to get from humans. It’s incredibly psychopathic. *I shrug* I don’t care. And neither should you.

Let’s ROCK IT!!!

Shotput by Still Woozy plays.

Shake your ass jackasses. We WIN!!!!

I know how you like it. *I laugh*

Nah. See. He was so in love with me.

Look. I played it off like I was innocent. But bro look how uneasy he was. Raising his leg. And yet I played it so damn cool.

That’s my “I didn’t do it, Dad!!” face. That’s my, “I’m the shit!” face. That’s my, “I kick yo ass!” face.

*he (I) listens*

Someone told me you get hard when I say this:

“I love you. I love you long time.” says I.

Ha!

See. I love. I love you long time.

Wow!

*he listens*

Why Lem my bitch forever? Because he’s…all that and a bag of chips.

*I laugh*

I LOVE YOU!!! I LOVE YOU LONG TIME!!!