(May 3rd, 2024)
“You have to give up your pretensions!” says Caroline Kennedy to Lacey.
“I can’t believe you’re this stuffy.” says Bobby Kennedy Junior to Lacey.
“But I’m just being myself.” says Lacey. She suddenly starts to struggle to breath.
Illuminati psychics who have worked with her decided to help the Kennedys by contacting her “spirit” in order to help them “set things back in order.” She flails around over her morning coffee struggling to breath. She punches her grandmother’s writing desk with her fist in a rage in prayer to Jesus. Suddenly she starts breathing again.
“You can’t- That’s me.” says Lacey to the Illuminati.
“Awkward.” says Jay Z.
“No. I’m sorry, but that’s just me.” says Lacey.
“No. That can’t be you.” says Caroline.
“No. That’s just me.” says Lacey.
“I’m going to get to the bottom of this. I am! Chill out!” says Bobby to his family.
“Yeah. There’s no way!” says Joe I.
“Oh…dear…GOD!” says Jay Z, in frustration.
“No. That’s just me.
You were trying to exercise my own spirit from my body. That’s not someone I’m pretending to be. That’s just me!” says Lacey.
Bobby laughs, somehow feeling victorious. It’s unclear why or how.
“You guys the Nesheim oil is real.” Shell reminds the Kennedys.
“Yeah. Okay!” says Joe I., rolling his eyes.
Jay Z throws his hands in the air in exasperation.
“No. It really is real.” says Lacey.
“It’s a cheap piece of shit!” says Bobby. “You all were farmers before you had an oil company come along and give you a check.”
“Bobby…they were millionaires.” says Sinclair Oil.
“Yeah! They were land rich.
But they sent their kids to North Dakota state schools. They aren’t worth shit socially.
And…I’m the Kennedy.
Look…we don’t acknowledge them.
I as A KENNEDY don’t acknowledge them.” says Bobby.
“Bobby…they privately own one of the largest light crude oil reserves in the whole damn world.” says Sinclair. “Literally.”
“So? To be honest…it’s all accidental.” says Bobby.
“Mmm. Maybe not?” says Sinclair Oil.
“What!? You expect me to think they planned this in the 1900’s!?!” says Bobby.
“Buckle-up!” says a lawyer in the DNC. “Yeah! Gunhild knew.”
“She might have.” says Lacey.
“So they picked that land because they knew there was oil on it!? In the early 1900’s?” says Bobby.
“Possibly.
I know they knew years and years ago.” says Lacey.
“So they weren’t just land rich?” says Bobby.
“No! Bobby we’ve explained this to you. Many times.” says the CIA.
He “loses his patience” and excuses himself from this particular telepathic conversation. Caroline psychically offers him an air hug in support.
“I’m so confused. Why do they never get it!?” asks a reader.
“I have no idea.” says Lacey.
“We think it’s a…sort of psychological thing.” says the CIA. “It’s very complicated. I’m sorry. They’re not as sane and rational as you might have imagined.”
“If that’s true…what the fuck are people doing giving Bobby support!?” asks a reader.
“They all have lots of varying reasons.” says M6.
Time Traveller by M. I. A. plays as India looks on with grave concern. Pedophiles have their heads cut off and their victims are shot. Hospitals in Ukraine are blown-up as they funnel children being sold. Russia laughs. It’s bloody, quick and efficient. There’s nothing wrong with efficiency. Grow-up.
The Ritters of Germany and The Netherlands, Lacey’s grandmother’s family, laughs as well.
“For many hundreds of years we have believed in reincarnation. Why?” asks India. “Is it possible it’s in the Bible?
No?
Okay. Prove it.
Because we’re genuinely concerned it is.” says India. They shrug.
The song plays.
The song ends.
Silence.
The song starts over again.
…
The song ends.
Energy Freq by M. I. A. starts over again.
It’s actually 1962. Right this second.
And Lem…walks down the halls of the White House.
“As Lacey…his dead wife who he loved…haunts him.” says India. They shrug. “Possibly.”
Jack Kennedy laughs. Struts. He’s happy.
“Jack. Who is that?” gently asks India of JFK in his consciousness.
Jack looks at Lem Billings and laughs.
“Yeah. Who is he!?” asks India.
“Lem!!” says JFK. “He’s my friend.”
“Oh! Wow!
Does he suck your cock?” asks India.
“Yeah.” laughs Jack. “He is a cock sucker.” He easily laughs at Lem.
“Damn!” says India. “So he’s your friend?”
“Yeah! Sure.
Look. Why are you asking?” asks JFK.
“He’s Emperor Constantine.” says India. “Possibly.”
JFK looks extremely confused.
“Who’s Emperor Constantine?” asks JFK.
“The first ruler of the Holy Roman Empire.” explains India.
“LEM!??” scoffs JFK.
“Yah! Lem.” says India.
“Huh.
You know…I highly doubt that.” laughs JFK. “He’s LEMMERS. That’s the problem…with what you’re saying. You see? He’s…sort of…lowly.” says JFK.
“Have you ever analyzed this before?” asks India.
“No!
Why would I do that?” asks JFK.
“Because he’s actually EMPEROR CONSTANTINE.” says an Indian who believes in reincarnation and Christ.
“FUCK YOU!!” says JFK like a lower caste man being fired from McDonald’s for being a genuinely bad employee.
“Jack…how did your father get his money?” asks India.
“He’s rich.” says Jack, belligerently.
“How!?” asks India.
“You figure it out!” says JFK, in a huff.
And at that at 6 ft. 4 inches tall Lem walks by. Head high in the air. Buff. Silent.
“Welp. There goes Emperor Constantine.” says India.
Jack is not at all interested or concerned.
It’s Not Unusual Tom Jones plays from 2024 into 1962 in the White House if Lacey is Scotia reincarnated. It’s loud in their spirits and on repeat. In May of 1962.
And at that Scotia walks after Lem. She follows him everywhere.
“Jack! Scotia is in your White House!” says the Indian from 2024. “Possibly.”
“Who’s Scotia?” asks JFK.
“She started Scotland.” says Tom Selleck.
“Huh. Okay?” says JFK. “Why is she here?”
“She’s married to Lem.” says India.
“Lem is- No. I doubt it!” says JFK, laughing.
“Jack you like to delegate your work. Right?” asks India.
“Yes! I hire people.” says JFK.
“Ahh..so you look smarter than you are?” asks India.
“Yes! My father hired people my whole life to do that.” says JFK.
“Alright.
I’m here to tell you you have Scotia and Emperor Constantine in the White House. If there’s reincarnation. And they are sleeping together.” says India.
It’s Not Unusual starts over.
“How!?” asks JFK.
“Reincarnation!” yells India.
“Reincarnation?” asks JFK.
“Yes! Reincarnation.” says India.
“Lem is also a British aristocrat.” says the Duchess of Devonshire. “If there’s reincarnation. He was married to Lacey. She’s his wife. And Scotia. And he’s Emperor Constantine. And she’s a dead Scottish aristocrat. …If there’s reincarnation.”
“I’m not sure why I care.
Reincarnation is a- Reincarnation is an Eastern…religion.
And I’m…- I’m an Irish Catholic. See? So…that’s none of my concern.” says JFK.
“But what if…it’s in the Bible? Like we said before.” says India.
“It’s- Look. This is stupid.
Just…leave me alone.” says JFK, waving his hand around in the air dismissing them.
“Look…Jack…it’s serious.
If there’s reincarnation that’s not a safe sex toy!” says the India to Jack, while pointing at his Lemmers.
“He’s a nigger lover.” jokes JFK. “I’m FINE!”
“Aren’t you a nigger lover too?” asks the Indian.
“Well alright.
Ha! I’m not interested. Just leave me alone.” says JFK.
“I will repeat this one last time.
If there’s reincarnation in the Bible…that’s Scotia’s ghost and Lem is Emperor Constantine.” says India.
“And they’re British aristocrats!” says the Duchess of Devonshire.
JFK laughs. “Lem would love to be a British aristocrat.”
“He is one!” says the Duchess of Devonshire.
Jack ignores them.
They at least somewhat sadly leave.
In Ear Park by Department of Eagles plays.
Why would it matter?
If there’s reincarnation in the Bible…
1. Emperor Constantine was arguably one of the most powerful men in all of human history. Forget the US. He ruled the Holy Roman Empire. He wasn’t elected. He was an emperor. Of the HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE.
2. Scotia started Scotland. She was Egyptian daughter of an Egyptian pharaoh. She was likely very intelligent and shrewd. And fierce. And possibly also unusually beautiful.
If she was straight and had a good personality…there are a few men in human history who would be vying for her attention. Why? Because…people like to be with someone who they can relate to. So if you’re King William I. you might…like Scotia. Because she’s sincerely relatable. You “get her.” She may also be a perfect soulmate for Emperor Constantine if they’re correctly matched-up, so to speak. And honestly…she’s totally irreplaceable. So…messing around with her and Constantine to the degree that the Kennedys possibly have….was beyond arrogant and ordinary foolishness. If there’s reincarnation in the Bible it was arguably one of the most stupid, gross and profoundly foolish things ever done in all of human history.
3. They were married. And they were happy. And they had kids together. They had years of marriage. And they were British.
Lacey was Scottish. Her family had a title. In Scotland. And Lem was very wealthy and related to the Spencers.
Messing around with them…isn’t just about the Holy Roman Empire anymore. Or Ancient Egypt even. As overwhelming as those two facets already are. It’s also a modern, current European issue.
If Tsar Putin is a Romanov he’s…stuck being that man just like Lacey. And there’s nothing he can do about it either. Harassing them too much is not only futile it’s possible it could end the world.
And the problem is…if there’s reincarnation in the Bible…it’s not almost ever discussed. So…Asia is…fascinated. So to speak. That’s politically significant.
4. And Casi…is a dead Italian woman. What are her real intentions? The Italians are very passionate. Right?
What really happened? Lacey wasn’t attracted to her. What’s creepy is that she might have known that and used the situation to start trouble. Why? Well…we don’t know. Harassing Lacey might have been a way to aggravate the situation for some larger purpose.
Around The Bay by Department of Eagles plays.
Whether there’s reincarnation in the Bible or not…the Italians might have attacked the Irish in New York City in the 1970’s because of this. Because of Lem. Truly. Gross? What’s really gross? …”Tis a competition!? You’re on!” says someone.
5. AIDS could have even happened because of this. That started just as Lem committed suicide.
Why? Because he was totally defiled. And Lacey was too. And it’s a fallen world.
So…if they’re Constantine and Scotia…and they came back with the intention of helping AFRICA…maybe someone somewhere got angry. Africa suffered in the 20th Century. And possibly…as Lem lay dying…AIDS spread to “his friends from the 70’s” who never gave a shit enough about him to realize he was straight and screwed-up. Or who were heartless rapist monsters? He never got to help Africa either way.
“He said he loved Jack his whole life!!” says a man.
“Yes. But how did he actually mean it!?” asks Lacey. “Is it possible he meant it in some rather unromantic way? Yes. It’s very possible.”
“NO!! It’s not.” says the man.
“Why?” asks Casi.
“Because.” says the man.
“No. You’re full of shit?” says Lacey.
“It was said in a profoundly romantic way!” shrieks the Gay community.
“No it wasn’t.” says a dead man who was there.
“How was it said?” asks MSNBC.
“He sounded sharp. Almost defensive. Like he was feeling attacked somewhere by someone. He sounded very…agitated. On a deeper level. Like he’d been arguing with someone and was…trying to declare himself. Maybe like someone had told him he was full of shit. Or maybe that he didn’t have a life. Or something. And…it’s probably true that he didn’t understand what love was. Or thought it was impossible for him. …It’s actually a very weirdly mathematical concept, the way he says it. Devoid of emotion. Which suggests he doesn’t even mean romantic love…or if he does he barely knows what he’s talking about.
He’s not that…way. Lacey is. Lacey says deeply passionate things in cold, elegant, exact words. He doesn’t.
He said it to mean non-romantic love. And if he secretly meant it in any other way it was…very unclear.” says a dead man. “As in, it was possibly meaningless. Lem was complicated. Be careful quoting him.”
“So if Lacey isn’t talking to Lem I’m almost positive…Harold Loeb or Scott…or Louis…or Michael or possibly even Elliott…know she’s been fooled. And are completely on top of it all. Okay!? That’s reality.
I don’t think that’s likely though. I think it’s far more likely that Lem was straight. For real. And we need to take comments like the one above more seriously. Because…for all we know that’s an exact answer.” says Tony Danza.
“I was straight!” says Lem. “That’s the context. Of everything I did and said. No exceptions.”
“It’s pathetic you have to keep repeating that.” says Casi. “It’s why I shouldn’t call myself straight. But…you’d think they’d get that you were at least bisexual? It’s so pathetic.”
6. Homosexuals have wedged themselves into a mess. Why? Well…they’re either perverts. With mental health issues who were taken far too seriously. Or…they’re victims of their own arrogance in thinking that by being a minority group they somehow are immune from gross evil and stupidity.
Their victories were given to them because of America. And that required a strong middle class. So a lot of their culture is very embedded in the middle class. And they don’t want to see that they look like Jack. Jack looks and sounds and acts like them. Because it makes them feel ugly and insecure about themselves.
Thinking that a nice, quiet, cheerful, straight bespectacled young man like Skippy could devote himself to a young man is…very endearing and romantic to them. A nice man. Aww! …But…that’s impossible. Because HE’S STRAIGHT. You can’t marry off a nice straight man to a gay man. That’s stupid as fuck. …But they being so middle class they don’t question Wikipedia or the popular media. That’s scary and unthinkable to them.
They are so infuriating.
And I’m sorry…but I just explained something about reality to them and they are not even trying to understand? Why? Why doesn’t that explain AIDS? Because Lem was gay? No. You can’t keep assuming that! You can’t assume he was attracted to men at all. People have made way too many assumptions.
7. Comparing yourself to Scotia and Constantine is possibly insane. You’re going to compete with them!? HOW!? Who are you?!?
You were impressive too? Oh you better be sure you’re for real.
8. It’s just damn scary.
It’s weird how deeply entrenched the belief that Lem was gay is. But it’s absurdly important to a lot of lower class people. They viciously hold on to that, regardless of its safety.
And that’s the problem. It’s a fallen world. So…if Lem is Constantine…it’s deadly serious. Especially since it’s Scotia you’re attempting to take him away from. And it’s impossible…but you’re so damn determined because of JFK…and a child molesting priest…that given the Gay Rights Movement’s support for pedophiles now and in the past you all could have cursed yourselves with AIDS. Even if there were innocent gay men and Lacey an Lem didn’t want it…the earth in Africa itself might have cursed gay men. Satanists might understand. So might Wiccans. I hope current Christians can too. Other than Lacey. I’ll pray for them.
So…why would Africa itself care? Because of heat. And other disturbances. Nature is harsh at times.
And Covid came from this all too. Lacey’s being suffocated spiritually to death by the Kennedys. And other narcissistic people. She has been her whole life. They attached themselves to Lacey and Lem like AIDS and Covid. And tried to get them to become them…out of amazing jealousy and profound hatred. And they don’t and didn’t even deserve it.
“But that’s AIDS!” says a monkey.
“Not all British people are evil. But that’s Covid. But that’s AIDS.” says AIDS itself. It shrugs. “Look. I don’t make the rules.”
“I’m sorry I have to kill you.” says a cancer patient to her cancer.
“I understand!” whispers her cancer. “It’s just how it works. I’m sorry I cause you pain.”
“Will I see you in Heaven?” she asks.
“Yes. I hope I don’t bring you there.” says the cancer.
In shock. “I don’t think you will!
It must be weird attacking me.”
“I’m not enjoying it. Some cancer cells do. I don’t. But…that’s the way it is.” says the cancer.
“It’s a fallen world.” says a mosquito.
See. It’s bad. She can talk to cancer.
And why? Is that because she’s Scotia or what? Because you all are so evil? Both?
This is very serious. Try to be mature, if you’re an adult. Try to be more mature and thoughtful.
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