“No. I’m not using the Kennedys to end the world.” says God. “Lacey might. So they’re trying to steal that from her. But they actually are just evil fools without me.”
“So you don’t control Satan?” asks a reader of God.
“No!!! Absolutely not.” says God.
“Wasn’t that bloody obvious!??” says Lem.
“Not to some of us.” says a reader.
“Well…that’s pathetic. You never learned that anywhere?” says Lem.
“No. The opposite, I think.” says a reader.
“I’m sorry, but that’s hard to believe. Because it’s so bloody OBVIOUS.” says Lem, annoyed.
“No. Some of us actually are that uneducated.” says a reader.
“I can’t believe you. I’m feeling too hurt and betrayed by other humans right now. So if you’re all innocent and ignorant then I’m sorry I’m not expressing more empathy.” says Lem. “That’s too bad. That’s a fundamental piece in our understanding of God.”
Keen to Cross the Pond 