“Lacey you went on dates where you couldn’t pay.” says MSNBC.
“Yes.” says Lacey.
“So…you were dating above your social status?” says MSNBC.
“No.” says Lacey.
“Why!??” says MSNBC.
“Because that’s not how it works.” says Lacey. “I’d be just as well off if I hadn’t married.”
“But you didn’t know about the oil.” says MSNBC.
“No. Starting in spring of 2008 I did.” says Lacey.
“But your family knew about it for a while. Since the early 1900’s?” says MSNBC.
“Yes.” says Lacey.
“So…you went on dates that were more than you personally could afford. But you’d be just as well off?” asks MSNBC.
“Yes.” says Lacey.
“That’s sad!” says Casi. “Men are supposed to provide.”
“He does. But we have kids.” says Lacey.
“Mmm. He still annoys me a little in that way.” says Casi. “But I hear you.”
“Why didn’t you go out with men who were wealthier?” asks a Boomer.
“Because I didn’t and don’t analyze men that way.” says Lacey.
“Who’s the wealthiest man you could be with right now?” asks the Boomer.
Lacey thinks. “Louis?”
“They were really, really rich.” says the CIA.
“Yes! It’s astonishing.” says Lacey.
“So we totally did not and do not have a grasp on who she is.” says Liberal America.
“It’s so simple!!!” says Lady Diana. “If there’s reincarnation she got so drunk she got hit by a car in London. Because she was missing Lem. He was her everything.”
“How fast was the car going?” asks the CIA.
“30 miles per an hour.” says Diana.
“How did it kill her?” asks the CIA.
“It would have killed her by knocking her to the ground and breaking her spine and cracking her head. She fell hard and landed just right.” says Diana. “A 30 mile per an hour car hitting someone when no brakes are applied…and the person is very drunk?”
“So…we invented absolute bullshit about Lem.” says the DNC.
“Yup.” says Diana.
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