“A Love Story” by Lem Billings

(May 26th, 2024 – Later In The Evening)

“I am a gay man who is going to take over the blog.” says a gay American man.

“That’s me. I look gay? ABCD? No. I look straight.” he says laughing with millions of other gay men.

Le Chat du Café des Aristes by Charlotte Gainsbourg plays.

“I look straight.

ALL MEN LOOK STRAIGHT.

ALL WOMEN LOOK EQUALLY STRAIGHT.

You can’t tell me my face is different.” he says.

“Nope. Your whole face looks gay.” says Lacey.

“That’s IMPOSSIBLE!” he says.

“Why?” asks God.

“Because I’m NOT GAY in that way. NOBODY is.” he says.

“They ALL look gay. Or bisexual.” says Lacey. “ALL OF THEM. Head to toe.” says Lacey.

“Yeah. You notice all of that?!?” says a gay man.

“Yes. It’s OBVIOUS.” says Lacey.

“No. It’s not.” many of them say.

“Yup. You all look homosexual. I’d never find any of you attractive. It’s gross.” says Lacey.

“Why do we care?” asks one of the Black men.

“I have no idea.” says Lacey.

He has to excuse himself.

“Can we see Lem being gay but actually being straight again?” asks one them.

“So his face is shaped differently?” says this guy.

“Yes.” says Lacey.

“HOW!???” he violently pouts.

“Your noses, eye shape, mouth shape, cheeks, forehead shape, chins. All of it.” says Lacey who is so observant she accidentally found the real Illuminati.

“Crap.” says a lesbian. “ just taking a gander I bet this is a real thing and mother nature has marked gay men subconsciously to us, because as women, some of us who are more vulnerable like Lacey especially being more fertile than some women who are alive today probably subconsciously needed to know the men that she could trust and dangerous situations not to have sex with her, so my guess is that lesbians aren’t is readily marked biologically, but that gay men are like especially obvious because that’s just sort of Evolutionaries logic and why are you guys attacking her? Are you trying to prompt her to commit suicide that’s the time just curious, are you guys actually literally trying to give her an excuse to kill her self but you’re a little bit iffy on it?” says a living lesbian.

“ hey if you’re not. Maybe wow that’s brutal. Oh that’s not very loving but apparently that’s our approach while we’re hateful towards her. OK so then you’re either deranged or I think we have a really hard time excepting that we look gay.” says a living American gay man.

Vanities by Charlotte Gainsbourg plays.

“I man. You nothing.

Let me tell you what happened with Jack and Lem.

(Adult content below)

It’s a love story.

That’s Kirk LeMoyne Billings. And that’s Jack Kennedy.

They met at Choate, a prestigious prep school in New England.

Jack Kennedy was a young, sexy, 12 year old boy. And Jack Kennedy was rich! His father is a billionaire. And his nephew is now following in his footsteps. He too will an American icon in the next 50 years. Excuse me for being a fangirl.

Ha!

I’m so turned on right now! Wow!!!

Ahh…

Like…what could possibly make our country hotter? We need another Lem Billings following around Bobby. Geez!!! SO HOT.

Who doesn’t love the thought of that man sucking JFK’s cock? Man! It gets me hard. What a fucking turn-on.

The only think hotter would be if Putin or some other man Lacey Banks is OBSESSED WITH would suck cock on camera. DAMN! We should just let Bloodholes like her lose and see what fresh yummies they feeds us. I LOVE- Can I be honest? I love making men gay.

Okay. Here’s my theory. ALL men are gay. Gay men are the only humans to exist. And our needs are the only needs that matter. And everyone else serves us. We rule the universe. Everything is our joke.

You think I’m being facetious. I’m not. All gay men are secretly insane. But who cares.

“Bobby did someone give someone truth serum?” asks Cheryl.

“What was that Cheryl?” he asks.

Voyage by Charlotte Gainsbourg plays.

“ hi I took the phone back you losers.” says the gay man.

“Who’s phone?” says the CIA. “Lacey has her phone.”

“ bobby’s phone?” he says.

“ what I’m trying to tell you people is that there’s a love story because one was a straight piece of fucking meat who is dumb as shit and like to suck cock and probably thought he was gay and was bisexual or straight. I mean dude could’ve even been pansexual, but I fucking doubt it. I know a lot of men who are dumb enough to think that they’re gay when they’re not please I’ve gotten a lot of ass from straight guys. I probably hated it and we’re just too dumb to realize that you should experiment they couldn’t get their dick hard I mean I had to suck their cock for about an hour in some cases but I have no women that are ugly and have to do the same fucking thing or who are with jackasses but to be honest with you to it wasn’t that big of a deal I just didn’t know I had fun second his cock for about an hour and he got a little hard and then I just fucked him in the ass, I don’t think he really liked it. He walked away acting like he was like literally in pain and that it was not maybe the most pleasant experience for him but I don’t really think that that you know he wasn’t gay after I screwed him.

I mean, wants to screw a guy he’s gay that’s the goddamn truth there’s no fucking way that a man can put his mouth on a cock or that you can put up a dick in a man’s butt hole and then he doesn’t become gay by the Lord Almighty, I fucking swear on the Bible fuck that that’s a fact that’s fucking science for you.

You know it’s like you throw him on the bed and you know you get them a little drunker you know you can’t really get them horny for a woman that doesn’t usually work. Maybe it worked in the 50s with lime but it ain’t working no more you know you got them interested in a woman and they’re going to get kind of mad at you Know I usually just drag them or get them drunk and you know I try to kind of confusing with that men are really more vulnerable to being raped by other men then they realize especially in today’s culture because in today’s culture gay men are exonerated from almost all sins and we never stop pretending to be victimized. We’re not really victimize that much anymore. We mostly just make that shit up why people might not be gay men don’t give a fuck I mean y’all going to feel sorry for us as long as we can fucking milk that shit.

The truth is we barely were ever bothered. Sometimes I mean the Nazis killed us, but they also killed Polish people we’re really not that much of a minority, but we’re kind of a minority and so we act like we are the most downtrodden people to ever fucking exist in your people are gullible enough to believe us.

Lots of people are bullied for lots of reasons, and it’s not just homosexuals, but we like to pretend like it’s just us because you’re not gonna get away with not feeling sorry for us anymore. I’m sick of it. Women got a free ride Black people got a free ride you’re gonna give us a free ride to you dumb asses.

I would not be the slightest bit upset if they made it legal for gay men to rape everyone why would that 50 to 60% of most American gay men would agree with me and of course we stood up for pedophiles. Of course the fuck we pretended like it wouldn’t hurt children if we were legalized into marriage because we were going to fuck that shit up I wanna right to be able to marry my fucking husband you dumb ass go fuck yourself. Do you think I care about how it affects children? Fuck that I only fucking care about myself.

No, I mean it’s true a lot of gay men. I’ve been very supportive over the years of pedophilia because we are pedophiles to some degree maybe not all gay men but a lot of us secretly are you know why because we’re cool we really it’s like an order for you to come out as a gay man you have to think that you’re better than everybody else to some degree or it’s hard for you to, and so most of us have sort of a superiority complex at some point and return to think that it’s cool to be evil kind of like how Casi liked cats and she was bisexual. Most gay men don’t give a fuck about anyone that you want to fuck or anything we think it’s all fucking fine.

No, there’s a reason that used to kill us because we are obsessive freaks. Lem’s probably wasn’t gay he’s too loving to be gay. There are very few men that are that loving who are gay there are some who are, but I don’t know that many of them I’m certainly not one of them. I’m a diagnosed narcissist.

Why am I working for Bobby’s campaign? Because he’s a narcissistic asshole to I suck his cock every couple days.

He’s not straight. Oh no, he mean he’s come on he’s straight he’s just one of the good ones. Lame sucked his cock when he was a kid all the fucking time I mean every fucking day was just constantly him and lame having sex except actually he never put out him because it was just kind of gross to him Him so lame really just sucked his cock like five times a day.

I mean I know it I know it looking someone’s looking at me like I’m crazy. I’m not crazy that’s historical facts you think I’m fucking making that shit up I’m not I know. He said that to me in confidence. And he told me Lamb used to suck my cock and I’m like dude how often was it and he was like five times a day five days a week more on the weekends and I mean it’s just like shit that man can barely keep his mouth off of his cock.

I love was straight but then who fucking cares right because Jack you know kind of broke him in a little bit I guess I don’t know I don’t think I ate. I really don’t think Jack was normal. I think Jack probably let them suck his cock every once in a while in the shower or on the beach or some shit like that you know something kind of romantic for the ladies right? Ha ha I’m a lady too. So I think so I think I am you know I think I think it’s true. I think it’s just you know it’s like you probably like him every once in a while, you know just to be charitable.

I look at that man and I think oh shit holy fucking shit!

“ what do you think of me?” asks that man, randomly.

You look too gay you just you go to fuck away jack ass.

“What do you think of me?” asks Emperor Constantine.

“ I see you’re a juicy straight man you’re a real juicy one.

“What about me?” asks Faye.

“ you’re working it too bitch how about you?No I am saying she’s a Golddigger holy shit with those games girl you clean the fuck up look out for them bitch holy fuck no you ain’t turning me off but let me tell you something you make me damn proud to be a mat that whore can go fuck anyone and make them eat. Shit Julia bet sure on the same fucking team.

No is she working on my team? OK like I called her off the field said join my side hoe and she done did it that bitch got it.

no, say no other show me all these images you know that woman is a whore too, but she’s classy. You know she shake it but there’s not much to shake and so it’s kind a like she keeping it clean because there’s not a whole hell of a lot there to work with where is phase like you shake it and it’s like watch out, she might start falling in love With this bitch. She shake it and it doesn’t do much because there ain’t much to shake.

Looking Glass Blues plays.

No, I mean I have I have got it all figured out. Let me tell you something about those people that Bobby’s talking about sometimes that with me when we have are nuptials will in Minnesota and North Dakota, those Norwegians let me tell you some thing about the Norwegians they’re blonde they’re dumb but they’re difficult to kill.

How could you not look at that man, sexy face and thing to yourself? Holy shit.

I mean someone like Lacey could look at them think OK he’s fuckable and then she might get attached to him and then if he cheats on her, she start seeing all of his flaws and she loses interest real fucking quick and then that poor man gets heartbroken. And then that’s where I come in and I say fuck you that was a come on my room your room, the car, the lawn, the attic, the basement, the bathroom, the kitchen the grocery store do you want to do it at the subway? Fine!

Do you want to do it on a train you want to do it on a plane Bobby it was talking Dr. Seuss to me the other day and trying to see what turned me on. I don’t like Dr. Seuss especially when I’m having sex but that moron doesn’t ever fucking get it.

Hey, he likes to talk about a lot while I suck his cock and it’s like shit. I’ve got a concentrate bitch hold your fucking yup still but he just goes on and on and fucking on and I just want to just slap him but you can’t because he’s a Kennedy and he’s running for Congress.

Snakes, oh you know I heard that a Emilio Estevez or no ha ha you know who I really was Eminem likes to put worms up his ass or his sucking cock speaking of which danger danger zone. And how much would you pay? How much will you pay to see you that I pay billions if I have billions I pay them in a second.

You know, and all honesty I am not a billionaire I am I own a liquor store in Massachusetts are anal and as I was there one time and Bobby said, can I see your manager to the guy at the front desk Susan nicest kid I used to know as mother we dated for a while in high school and and and so I let them work at my liquor store. You know it’s sort of a way for him to sort of get a little extra down for college. You know these kids nowadays they have to work so fucking hard and I get so mad at them, I want him just to kind of do whatever the hell he wants to know he sits behind the desk he’s on his phone. He’s on the computer but you know he gets shit done. People are happy enough and he’s majoring in engineering at MIT. yeah I got you with that ones and I know he’s he’s a real, smart, smart, smart kid. His mother and I are so freaking proud of them the smartest kid in his class every year when he was in the first grade people said to him oh what do you want to be when you grow up? My name is a Bob and he said I want to be like Bob Valerius.

He said I want to be like Bob I am Anne and I was just like floored by that because you know it’s the smart kids, smart ass kids, real smart and I thought why the fuck does this kid wanna be like me and then I asked his mother and she said it’s because I smoked Two cigarettes at the same time once just you know I’m a real clown. I was a class clown a lot when I was growing up I smoked two cigarettes at the same fucking time in front of them ones just to kind of you know get laughs. It was a party his mother and I used to party together and he come down. You know all sleepy mommy what is the noise and I just say go upstairs and go back to bed Smart kid you know we were we were we know wasn’t like we would do drugs around him or something I don’t know I mean we just sort of hang out and smoke and drink you know it was this it was the 90s shit like called the 70s I was born in the 70s it was the 90s so I said to him fuck I said you know go back to bed and and he was just like you know OK tell me a joke first so I should have two cigarettes in my mouth and I pretended to be at it was that comic it was a not X-Men Shezi I don’t even know I’m so gay, but I shove two cigarettes in my mouth. I acted like you know some sort of jack ass and then he goes oh fuck that’s funny and I said don’t you dare swear in front of me again And he hasn’t.

So, but it just got a lot of people to laugh you know it’s like a fucking little fucking child saying fuck that’s funny you know and it’s it was funny it was just like you know slapstick comedy. I have a standup comedian sometimes, but my specialty is slapstick comedy I do a lot of physical humor and that’s hard to do on stage so I end up just kind of say whenever comes to mine but you know you gotta you kind of have to plan it ahead of time you can just walk up there and shove two cigarettes in your mouth and you gotta kind of think about what you’re gonna say to people, anyway somebody walks into my store. I need a couple you know smart ass jokes that made him laugh and I thought fuck this man can suck cock.

Oh, that is the picture that’s who the fuck is that is that Vladimir Putin turned into a gay man he looks European or some thing, but he looks like OK that’s not me. I don’t look like that man in the first picture. No I mean that dude is bisexual or maybe he’s gay I don’t know but I’m not I’m gay are you tell you something if I wasn’t gay, that kid would be my son you know who he married will not let me know you know it was my married his mom married the biggest jackass you’ve ever met and your entire fucking life.

And this is a total fucking asshole who just every night be out around crossing around sleeping with Jack’s and finally I had to tell him you’re breaking your heart and if I know had my dick on straight, I’d marry her myself but I can’t dude so you’re just gonna have to leave on my word of honor as a fucking gentleman, you know, and I threaten his life a few times and then he took the fuck off.

I don’t think Bobby knows that he’s a homosexual on occasion I think he just thinks that it’s a hobby or that it’s like Lem did it to him because that was obsessed with him.

Oh, so let me tell you something about Lem’s. I know a whole fucking hell of a lot about Lem’s Billings. Lame was gay. Eventually, he wasn’t gay growing up, but then Jack made him gay at Choate. Well actually no that’s not how it went. Lamb was destroyed growing up, and then someone fucked with his head And made fun of him a lot and he thought he was gay and so he started experimenting or some crap like that him probably low self-esteem even though I mean he’s a kind of a hot but right arm let’s see Jack was only 12 when you met them I heard people say he was 15. No Jack was 12 and lamb was 100 one was two years younger than Jack and I at I think because worms skipped a year he him he was there early something like that he skipped a year because he was 10 wasn’t it 10 and then Jack was 12 and then he saved his life when they were teenagers no they can’t even write. He must’ve saved his life when they were at Harvard together because I know love went to Harvard, so maybe he saved his life at Harvard see who the fuck even knows what Jack was dying of you know I’ve heard that they say who think he had aids no, that was a joke you know I don’t know what he had but he was sick a lot, and it seems like the Lamb saved his life when they were at Harvard But then anyway so they started you know kind of hooking up when they were kids and then Lem was real busy with that whole thing trying to figure out how to do you know hook a hottie and then and then Jack was like oh shit I guess I’ve got to be nice to this dumb bitch she’s just after my fucking money, but I better be fucking nice to him because the more I get the tears to the slum Slum dweller see what his family came over on the mayflower, but they were poor by the time the jack new up there were still poos Coppelion and shit because because I guess that’s just what the mayflower folks were there a bunch of fucking Episcopalians or some crap like that I don’t know. Also, there was an old is I don’t know why they wanna voice just been Episcopalians. so when was a porpoise Capili

He was a poor Episcopalian from what is it Connecticut or Pennsylvania?

And I’m sure he was around a lot of rich kids, though he’s probably really looking for you know a Headstart in life. And I I think his family are probably pretty mean people I don’t think they probably knew that. She can’t send some pour a little squirt to Choate oh, and then expect people to be nice to him know when he wears glasses and has asthma.

So he shows up at Choate you know all tall and skinny and buff and shit and Jack’s think I’m gonna be nice to this poor dip shit you know bring them around Charlottetown kind a let them feel a little special you know it’s It’s likes the special-needs camp they run an away baby lamb helps start that idea because he was one of the first people to show up who they had to really have compassion for.

You know, I mean this scrawny hungry, needy poor child with asthma and glasses. He was just looking for probably a decent meal and a place to sleep. You know I can’t believe him he was straight and he was hungry for a cock ha ha no I’m joking he was probably hungry you know lots of needy wholesome. Need a kids can be good looking that’s probably why they keep being kidnapped because they’re hungry and they’re good looking, and you know that makes someone vulnerable when you’re good looking and you’re starving there’s a lot of people that will feed you if if you if if they can kidnap you and molest you or if they can kidnap you and rape you and then I guess I’ve got a feed you, but sometimes you don’t have some leftover crap in your house you can feed them so I mean that’s not like the Kennedy is it mean those people are fucking saints.

Those people are fucking genius fucking saints. Let me tell you some of the shit that I hear about those people makes me want to Pat practically fucking worship them. It’s like your bow down to them. If you tell him you know you’re awesome. You know when you just give them a little attention it’s like they show up every fucking week. He’s at my liquor store every week and it’s just like he greets you know my my little friend, they say hello they talk about the weather and the prices and of the liquor. It is a lot of inflation and it’s like it goes up and down and you know if he keeps is sometimes he talks about Mary and it’s just like you know my dude says listen dude you gotta get over Mary and MoveOn. Does Cheryl and Barbie says Maria‘s were my heart is sometimes still asshole and my little dude says well there’s a merry for all of us And I was like you know he just hangs around and we talked for a few hours and I think I don’t know me there’s nowhere else to go you know I don’t think he’s avoiding somebody or some thing I think he’s just there because he likes my company so we hang out what time he didn’t wanna leave he was there for a whole fucking week Because he just kept saying I can’t leave this place if I do, I’m gonna start thinking about Mary.

I saw them I said to him just stay here it’s OK you know it’s Seay I supposed to meet him. I think he’s with Jake Hall. Bisexual no he’s straight. He’s just got kind of an ear for it now you know so I am a so then you know one time he regale me with stories about lemon Billings. Let me tell you something I could write a real fucking love story about those two because he was an old fart, but he just was so expert at it that he just wanted to sort of keep his hand in the game, and it’s like Jack was a Jack was probably a little cold him sometimes probably gave me the runaround probably gave him the impression that he was sort of a nobody and then you know it’s like the poor dude was just looking for free food you know it’s like you just hang out looking for free food at the Kennedys and he just kind of end up staying. I guess I don’t know. Poor guy probably can get a fucking job if they didn’t give them one.

Oh, so we know he hung out just sort of did his fucking thing and he probably Saddam you know about to make jokes had a real good sense of humor for a dumb ass boy that man was dumb is Barex let me tell you some of the fucking shit he would do so fucking stupid And then pork or of Adele had to put up with them that man was a genius. Maybe there were some of the smartest men devil live working for the Kennedy administration and then they had to talk to jack ass let Billings and his dumb ass intelligence you know and it’s like why the fuck would anyone want to do that when they’re so lofty Must be pretty hard you know and it’s like you gotta kind of give them credit for talking to him even because the dude was practically a retard some of the way that he would talk to Bobby the things that he’d say kind of wonder if he was the retard, you know in the family so to speak them and thought he was part of their family. He wasn’t part of the fucking family. He thought he was part of their family because he thought that Jack was like a husband to him or some shit like that Bobby was saying the other day but no he wasn’t part of the fucking family even by extension. He just told him that Bobby told me they just told him not to humor the dumb ass but you know I mean he was a poor kid from a poor family. He was just looking for some food probably you know and there’s lots of kids like that nowadays you just gotta help them out and you can’t ask him any goddamn questions because if you do you start hating them you find out that they’re cutting class You find out that they’re up you know hurting people and I am a narcissist but I sure as fuck wouldn’t be stupid enough to think that I can keep cutting class and then you know how everything work out for me I mean damn and I worked hard for my liquor store. You gotta work hard for shit Are you gonna just come to you but some jack ass is like lame do you know you just gotta kind of look the other way in from some free shit, so no I mean I think the Kennedys in there I believe they Collett Nobelist Ablish just kind of gave the free shit to them. You know that they would give people and Dom, I I find it real funny the way that guy that people think that it was like Jack was in love with a jack was straight. Jack was a womanizing dog but you gotta give them credit I mean the dude probably was a Eno. He was probably an expert sex sex sex expert.

Oh wow I just got a weird buzz in my head

No, I mean I look at Jack and I think fuck look at that hot body holy shit he was hot that ass I mean damn I almost think that guy he was a gay sex God I can see why I love him couldn’t keep his fucking hands off of him. And you know and then it’s like you’re trying to kinda talk yourself through it because good God, dammit Linn was a huge off the mail looks like a bear.

He looks like a fucking bear and it’s like why did they have Jack letting a bears suck his cock and no I don’t mean that he was like a bear in like a gay way. He’s he’s he’s straight he was a straight guy who just got turned gay I guess he just sort of got an idea how to do it you know I I have never thought about that before. Why did he think it made sense to suck cock, I bet it’s probably because he was a hungry. I have a feeling he probably got a guy hungry.

No I am I mean he probably got hungry. Are you he probably got hungry like really fucking hungry and one day he’s just looked at a guys dick and he thought could I eat the shit that comes out of that I can’t eat my own could I eat somebody else’s or maybe I could eat my own and somebody else so these kids probably think of eating their own poop and sperm is a lot better for you than poop so I have a feeling that’s probably part of what happened.

I hate I don’t think many men would think of that thermos something something of a scientist in him. And he must’ve been kind of a scientific man who just saw it. Why don’t I try sperm it’s probably got protein on it and he was kind of a jock so maybe he was thinking I can eat the protein like some people eat eggs, but you can’t harvest a woman this overwhelmed to eat on when you’re starving so You probably just gotta eat the sperm from the cock so that’s probably what happened. He probably thought shit I’m hungry let me eat someone’s cock is all might even bite that thing off and you know that was his motivating source I can see why he never put out a whole fucking lot, but then you see it and he got real rich and got fat and I will probably be why she was just looking for a way to sort of pay the Kennedys back so he paid him back by sleeping with Bobby five times a day is just five times a day and that would satisfy him. Yeah, you know until the evening but it come and then Bobby would have sex with about three girls every day of the week, he told me all of this in confidence but I may notice his personal blog post with someone told me they said here take his phone share what you know about him and just say whatever you want and will just kind of use it for reference when he becomes president And then someone said you should write a love story about Jack in love and that’s the idea of him is that I’m trying to do a service for the for the US because I think I think those men wanted me to tell you the truth I am Bobby is not very well endowed.

Are he has a small cock. It’s not small like a kids, cock or a midget cock is like small but you know he just moves around a whole fuck up a lot when he sleeps with checks and touches them and then you know it’s like they come him. He’s kind of a sex expert like his uncle that man has had sex with hundreds of women probably thousands at this point women are attracted to his name And then they just kind of saying hey let’s have sex basically you know how check silent they get it and then it is and then I’ve had a few checks came on to me over the years and I was there their they’re the ones that are kind of let me know I was gay cause I just never was all that interested but you know I think somethings you are and then somethings you got a learn, and I think men can learn how to be gay it’s like you can’t convert them away from it though there’s no way to convert a man away from being gay.

Because once you have a gay orgasm, you ain’t going back I want to talk to a straight man for a few minutes, and I said want me to give you the orgasm of your life and he said fuck no and he ran off and I am almost positive that’s because he was scared shitless of feeling the best to them so his entire life. And I know some women like to think that they can keep a man interested with her vagina. I have never once had sex with a woman because I can’t get it up for a woman I just can’t I don’t find them attractive and.

And it’s devastated more than a few of them that I’m just not interested you know it’s like you sit down you have a conversation with them you have a heart to heart and you realize that they need you more than anyone but you just can’t do shit about it and I’m a diagnose narcissist so I can’t I get off on the idea that I’m untouchable. You know it’s like all these chicks want me but they’ll never got me and it makes me pretty excited about myself, because I think well I can get anyone I want but not everyone can have me and you have no idea the high that I get from that every fucking day that I’m alive

As part of their is my cat converter man away from it, you men have egos, and so when they think I can have sex with a man, I ain’t got to treat him like I treat a lady but he’s just like a lady and how he makes my dick, Phyl if I close my eyes, I can think of a lady anyway, gonna look at lady parts together what’s the mag gonna care if I think of a woman while he sucks my cock so I do that with lots of these straight dudes. You know a lot of much a little pornography and then I get them off and it never seems to bother them none without you know that one guy that ran away. I don’t know what his problem is, I guess he didn’t know how to enjoy himself jack ass.

Don’t tell me they were bisexual. You gonna tell me they were bisexual. The fact that they were bisexual lacking self-awareness I can turn any man gay for me. I am a man I can do anything I fucking want in bed I can I am mad I can do anything I fucking well I sure as fuck can men can make things happen, and once you’re with a man you can do it you can do it all the time because men have a really high libido‘s. I mean with chicks it’s like you got a wait for them to be interested are they interested every day? Are they interested every week know they’re interested every fucking five years practically and then you got a buy at my house and buy a big diamond ring and a car Because if you don’t they never be interested you know on these chicks that try to get with me I am not interested in that because I know with her after all women, or after that, I have never met a woman once you just wanted to have sex with me and no I mean I know that some of them it’s like they’re like men and that way they might just kind of enjoy it. I am arm. Oh no, I mean is the theory, but I don’t think it’s true I Donely woman could ever really enjoy sex body shows that opinion women don’t like sex, hoping you could make them like it or you could make a man like it. You can make a woman like it but you sure as fuck gotta know that a woman’s not really interested so what do I look like I am 5 foot 7 1/2 I weigh 250 pounds.

No, I mean you know yeah I like my goatee. Oh yeah I think it makes me local sexy Yahoo. Look what happens when I put on my glasses do you think I look like Len Billings when he was fat? Oh no, I mean there’s a resemblance, but it’s not like I look I’m I’m not that tall love Billings was 57 Nolan Billings was tall was he like 6 foot three or something? I’m 57 I’m short I guess you could say but no I mean see that’s the thing a man don’t care about stuff like that, I’m 5 foot seven 250 pounds blue eyes. I am English French and German I’m balding my hair curls Alys Seay what are my favorite sport smoking fishing I mean don’t really know how to fish I’m a fake it right but sometimes I like to pretend to him, I’d rather really frankly I am I like ballet, I am a dancer you would know that from looking at me now but look at that picture over there. That’s me when I was 17 years old. Yeah I was hot. I was a a dancer in the hot Tropics. It was a dance team oh the hot tropics were the hit of a lot of gay subculture parties. I called them in Boston in the 1990s I used to do Pat Benatar I think cover for Michael Jackson yeah I asked thing I sing and dance at the same time ya and you would know that I am a smoker I know I mean I used to sing and dance and put on quite a show.

Where do I listen to now you know I’ve got a kind of an inch for the 1980s lately. Um, I like to listen to what was I listening to the other day yeah no I mean I I tend to prefer the cure. I’ll listen to the cure sometimes, but I don’t. I’m not a huge fan of them please yeah, I could rock the police Chicago.

Oh, you think the Kennedys were tied in with the child molesters in the Catholic Church through the Boston Police Department they might’ve been but it was to clean the whole thing up. Bobby does a lot with some child, pornography, and children who are being sold into slavery situations the way he sees it is that it’s going to happen and if we can find a way to keep it better than it is then we’ve got to do that so I’m a liberal I don’t think you can make people do anything-

I think the most you can do for people is just help them to understand that the world is about love. That’s what my counselors tell me and that’s what I know to be true.

I I don’t I don’t think I don’t think it’s likely that lamb was taken advantage of by them because it’s not likely Lawrie doesn’t take advantage of people. Bobby is one of my dearest friends.

Do you think he’s coming on to me to replace Lem’s? I am nothing like long-haul. The only similarity is that we look slightly similar. Otherwise we’re completely different people there’s no way anyone would ever think that I am that much like him.

Just hang on.

How many body doubles does Bobby have? He has five body doubles and a lot of them have at least one or two he has five and he tends to spend a lot of his time here. Especially lately.

Do I think he’s addicted to heroin? No, of course not. Why would you ever be addicted to anything anymore? That’s not like him at all.

No, he overcame all of his addictions in the 1970s and 80s

I don’t think he’s here picking up heroin there’s some there’s some heroin on my street but not enough that I’d ever be concerned I mean who would even be buying it from? Do you think he buys it for me? I have no idea who is buying it from though who would be who would be frequenting my store that I don’t know?

I don’t I don’t think I don’t think there’s a single person that I haven’t seen in my store that I don’t know and I check everyone out. You know I’ve got a keep it going. Keep me up and up for my friend you know for my little for my for my Protegé, I’ve got to keep things on the up and up for him so that when he takes over the store that he’ll know how to do you know keep things on you know they even keel so to speak bullshit you know it’s real it’s real easy just to see that. Where did I grow up?

I grew up in Minneapolis. I grew up in South Minneapolis.

I know my family is French German and English we came to Minnesota from Germany in the early 1900s oh we won’t be a little Scandinavian to a lot of people. There are at my mothers family though we’re French him and I think I think they were English and French but my dad was a German him and I know that his family came over from Germany in the 1900s. My mothers family came over probably in the I don’t even know they might’ve been fridge Raiders for all I know we lived in we we were I don’t even know they were French French origin.

And so no, I mean it’s yeah I group yeah South Minneapolis where it was funny a few blocks away from where George Floyd died. Do you know that black man, George Floyd? It was in his neighborhood that I grew up.

What do I think about the Kennedys and how they shot them? I I think I was the one that told Bobby to go to talk to Sirhan Sirhan.

I am it was my idea it was. It was my idea to go send Bobby to see him when I was going through a lot of counseling in the early 2000s after I had a boyfriend who died Frank was his name he died. He died on me and I had to go through a lot of grief counseling for years, and in that process, I learned to let go of a lot of resentment that I had towards a lot of people you know you’ve got to forgive and so I just had to let go and what I told people it was just you know I’m here and I need to ask you to just let me sit with you for a few minutes tell you you know whatever it is I needed to tell them and then they would just let me and her in the process of that. I realize that people care they’re busy, they’re trying and that you’ve got to just learn to sort of let people be because they care about you

And so then what happened was that I told him about four years ago no is it six years ago? Yeah, I mean we’ve known as Heather for a few years now but it’s I said Bobby when did he start buying heroin? I don’t think you both heard from me I don’t know if he was a heroin addict. We’ve been sleeping together every week for about two or three years, how do I think he has other people stashed away in different parts of the country? Oh, maybe I doubt it I really do. I have a feeling that other than Cheryl. I’m probably one of the only people in his life that he really cares about.

I do do I think that I could’ve been with his body double oh man I’m home and I wear glasses but no I doubt it. I’m not that blind. I have a feeling I would know. Yeah he’s here every week. Yes he’s here every week does he talk to my friend every week? Yeah he talks to them every week. They have lots of conversations, how long have those conversations been happening? Oh you know honestly I don’t think he really talk to Bobby much until about a year and a half ago.

A what do I think do I think I’m could’ve it? No I don’t think it’s possible I think once a man has sex with another man is oh no I’m excuse me I’m a bit of a realist about homosexuality. I think that it’s arguably one of the only forms of true loved ever exist. I’m not a pedophile, but I’m a softy you know I try not to care about people, but I do so no I am no I think it’s the only thing that’s ever been real love. I know you can ask any homosexual that straight sex is just fucking stupid. I don’t even understand it but you know it’s like heterosexual homosexual sex it’s like you got you got love you can you get attention you get off you don’t have to worry about anything it’s just nice Where it is like you know heterosexual sex it’s real complicated but no but homosexual sex. You know it’s like you can just kind of let your hair down and that was that was what I loved about the whole Jack and Lomb story. Was that love? When was what Jack being so special really needed Jack needed someone who he could really be himself around because he was a real fucking special man all the Kennedys are And so that’s why they needed someone like One to suck their cocks because if they didn’t have him you know they be uptight because they’re so fucking genius so they needed someone like him to be the them selves around in a let down their hair and just kind of get to know what it’s like to be loved

Do you know here’s the thing love used to make fun of Jack but that was a love that was that was foreplay for them. Sometimes he used to say to Jack you’re a scrawny little bitch he did the Bobby saw him do that many times when they were alone together, and Bobby was spying on them Bobby was a spy is not cute, and so he used to hide underneath the sink in the kitchen in Cape Cod lemon Jack would be in the kitchen and Jack would be trying to you know kind a kiss on love you so be a real sweetheart color of understanding that he was looking for a little action you know poor thing. And then he would say oh fuck you’re a fucking scrawny bitch jack fuck you you fucking scrawny bitch get away for me you fucking scrawny bitch.

Oh, and then it’s like Jack would grab them and kiss them and say come on come on dear. Let’s go upstairs it’s time for it’s time for my medicine. I need to feel better real quick and lame would say OK you know as long as you let me get it over with quicker this time, you fucking worthless, jack ass, and that was their foreplay.

Are you know that generation like to pretend to be normal? They weren’t they were one of the weirdest generation sexually to ever exist you can see that in madman, I mean what the hell was Betty draper doing anyway? Let’s talk about Betty draper.

That chick could’ve been an alien the way that they casted her there you know I feel sorry for her when I think about it for a thing, but a lot of women were like that back then my mother was a bit like her they just sit and stare out the window for hours and smoke cigarettes and you think what the fuck is wrong with you?

No, but I think what was so unnerving to me when I had to think about it was that we were poor so now I’m gonna get all teared up.

No, I mean I love the Kennedys I grew up, idolizing them. I never thought for a second that Jack would be kind of like an uncle to me I I don’t like to talk about it but I’m pretty sure that oh you know in a special place in his heart Bobby and I have something special. There’s very little likelihood that someday, when he dies that he won’t think of me is arguably one of the most important people he ever knew.

He was here the other day and he said I’ve got to go see Mary oh I said no because I can’t let you do that yet. I love you you fucking idiot and oh, and he said how do you know me so damn well I said listen I’ve got your back, you know it’s like we have our weekly nuptials every Friday at seven and then it’s just like after that you know he spends the weekend and then he goes and spends time with Cheryl and I I I don’t know how he does it but every weekend he’s here.

Why do people think that he’s here? They don’t think no one knows he’s here. I’ve never told us to someone in my entire fucking life.

So no, I mean the story of love story of jack and Lum is that lame was gay. He was a practicing homosexual to because he chose to be gay. I read that somewhere in this true he chose to be gay and he really put his whole heart into it, and I think he was sensitive and artistic, and he just decided that was the right path for him, so he just put his heart into it and decided I’m going to be gay and I think that he really was a profoundly gay soul. You know the Gea souls ever live and there’s a lot of people who would regret his life, but he never regretted his life for a second, I I I read that “yes that exact yes that quotation yeah and you know every once in a while I see it show up an article that I read in the advocate or people and I think to myself Steve never done this man just us you know, David Pitts didn’t come out and just say he was a fag at he was gay he was sucking cock all the time you know five times a day five days a week with Bobby And I got a know an expert and I just don’t know why no one‘s ever writing a robot about them. That’s honest and just says he was gay. He was outright gay. I don’t know why no one just says that because you know he is straight but then he becomes gay and then that’s it and so I just think someone should write a book about them because he was a genius. It’s like what person would choose to be homosexual. If they really thought about it, give them I bought that all the time. Do you think I’d choose the homosexual hell yes no people lie about that. Yeah they lie because they want sympathy and I’m not like that. I tell the truth there are some people who might not want to be gay oh, I’m not one of them and they’re a lot of people who are like me we do get bullied sometimes, but not nearly as much as everyone says we do and that’s the thing. Yeah I think he made the right choice. He chose to be homosexual and then he’s like you know he just kinda live the life and had a good time you know it’s like he was a sensitive person he was complicated you can’t stop someone like that from knowing the truth.

I know I am I don’t think that people know how to be honest about homosexuality and it’s just it’s really difficult for me to be honest with you right now, but no, I mean it came to me naturally, but someone smart enough like them. It probably is an idea they got into their head and they couldn’t get rid of it because you know it’s like you choose to choose things at times it’s an acquired taste of, and he was a sophisticated man. It was an incredibly attractive man to some woman somewhere who is too stupid to live.

What does OD mean? I think she’s too. I don’t think I woman could ever be with him and not be a total fucking piece of bimbo shit I mean he was a real. He was a real tall guy right guys like that always go for the dumb ones that want the money, but are too fucking stupid to know it so it’s like he probably would go over some chick who I was too dumb to you know really be with anyone but him and then when she wasn’t with him she probably just have to kill her self. Oh, because she couldn’t get laid by anyone worth fucking shit you know he’s a real sympathy guy With women. You can tell that he’s fuck a real dumb ass bitch who is a total bimbo who would just be after his money and that’s why he was probably gay, because why would he be with a woman like that when he could be with a man like Jack.

Do I think that she’d be a tractive show me a picture of a woman who is attractive

Is that some model?

No, she looks like an aging Swedish model. Is that woman in her 40s?

She looks. She looks Scandinavian live in a group in Minnesota. She looks Scandinavian the woman’s Scandinavian. I know a Scandinavian when I see one hot right arm. No she looks like a model is who she is she a model or something? Or do I think she’d ever be with Lem’s? You know I get a weird creepy feeling when you say that and I look at her I don’t like that feeling.

No, she looks. She looks very sharp shit shit this woman is a murderer. No I mean she didn’t murder. No one probably she’s too good and sweet but fuck she could kill you. I don’t know it’s just some part of me looking at her I don’t like it it’s like you could kill me.

No, she would never murder somebody unless if we were in the wild west and I was trying to shoot her first but I wonder if she’s Marylin mount of lamb not a sympathy no she could be a sheriff in the wild west, and I think she should shoot people out of morality and I like how to keep Lem on for company or something. No by company I don’t mean sucks. Could I imagine him having sex with her um.

Do you know I think he could I think he could’ve had sex with her.

Oh, who is she?

And why is she? Why why is she’s so she’s scary oh.

I do I know who Thomas Banks is yes I’ve heard of him. I was that I was him. I was into history for a while of the area where I grew up he was a gangster wasn’t he see the gay 90s is now located that’s it that’s a gay club that I’ve been to you countless times back home. I still think of it as hot sometimes And he used to own that it was called the Casablanca and sea that was that was more of my grandmother’s time but they ate there once in the 1940s that was before the shooting there was a shooting there a real famous shooting and he was he was the one that kind of around that area But no I know about him because I keep tabs on that stuff at a he was a bootlegger he I think he was a pretty wealthy man you never had any kids to which is kind of strange because I think he he must’ve probably had a lot of you know tell her but no, I think you know he like the women I guess in them I don’t know he just never had any kids.

Oh no I think I think I think he never liked any. He never liked any real trouble, but there were a lot of people who gave in trouble I’m sure that’s his daughter. He never had any kids. How could that possibly be his daughter?

Oh no I mean how could that possibly be his daughter it’s like you you have this man and as they look alike no they don’t they don’t look alike. I don’t think he looks anything like her.

no, she switch to that. See you show me these pictures of her but that’s not her normal side profile. What the fuck is she doing grinding her chin into her neck

They do look a lot alike. I have an almost identical, side profile.

I do I think she looks like Jack Kennedy. I think he would hate her because I think he would think that she was going to make him look bad.

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