“HOT DAMN” by Lem Billings

(12:33 PM Tuesday, May 28th, 2024)

IRM by Charlotte Gainsbourg plays.

This guy is a stewardess:

And he is…welp…gay.

“Does he look gay?” Lacey asks a fat ass Jew with a psychotic need to be right and superior.

The hot young twink enjoys dancing to Charlotte Gainsbourg. Lacey laughs with him.

Louis claps for him. He gets free expensive champagne.

Later.

“We don’t have a look.” says the fat ass Jew.

“I did not want to molest my daughter because she was sexually superior to me. But she is. And that’s what was communicated to her.” says Margy. “Her father who raised her communicated that to her.”

Try by Janis Joplin plays.

“No. I look gay.” says the man above.

“He…does…” says a Gen. Z guy.

“NO!!!” scream most Boomers, Gen. X and Millennials.

“Nope. …I do.” he says.

“Noo!!!” whines most Boomers, Gen. X and Millennials.

“Why is it offensive to you, Fat Jewish that I look gay? You do too. Lem…doesn’t look Jewish as much as you do. And he certainly doesn’t really look gay. …I can tell.

Huh. Do you secretly not get much tail?” he asks Fat Jewish.

“No. I’m not ever that loved. Men are annoyed by me. I’m kind of a shrew.” he admits.

“I can tell.” says the male stewardess.

“It was a stretch for me to date her father.” says Margy. “He was way out of my league. Even though I was unusually beautiful. And my daughter is just way superior to me.”

“Margy. God made you her mom. Cool! But….you are so…worthless as a mom. I’m sorry. Take that up with God.” says the male stewardess.

“I should have just stayed.” says Margy.

“Duh!!” says the male stewardess. “Moving on!”

S.T.A.Y. by Hans Zimmer plays.

“I’m sorry!!” Margy says to the male stewardess.

He smiles at her. Slightly. “You know…you messed-up.”

“I’m sorry.” yells a Malaysian stewardess who leaps forward and with a sharp ancient Asian sword, in high heels, cuts off Margy’s head. Once Margy’s head is cut off she breathes a sigh of relief. Relaxes.

“She’s okay. She’s with God if she needs to be.

But she’s not safe for the other flight workers like me and you. Not anymore.” says the Malaysian stewardess. “I had to do it.”

“Are we okay?” he asks the Malaysian stewardess.

“Ahhh…yeah.” she says. “Go take your time with champs in the back.”

“Okay. So if she’s…in Hell…that’s bad. But that’s God’s choice for Margy. But…otherwise we’re just going to let her humanity.

Later.

“So as the Pope I have to say that pink topaz is the only stone that was not sacrificed to the Kennedys or they can’t conquer that one so Lacey has to wear a pink topaz. It’s a very low vibrational stone despite what anyone else says and it really should only be worn by Egyptian royalty if there’s reincarnation, and possibly other Arab women there are maybe some other cultures that can wear it too…but whether she’s reincarnated or not she’s safe to wear pink topaz…and it seems as though if she is Scotia, that may be something she needs to wear at this point because it-it’s the only stone that’s telling her the truth.” says the Pope.

Later.

“What if the wasn’t ME!?” yells the Pope.

“Then it was just fiction.” says Lem.

“But this isn’t fiction.” says the Pope.

“It is on this blog.” says Lem.

“Why does she need to wear pink topaz?” says the Pope in terror.

“Can she use her pink sapphire…or does she need given the nature of a fallen world…to use the pink topaz, specifically?” the male stewardess asks God.

Silence.

“See! This is what makes me angry!

…Reincarnation is in the Bible? Umm…okay? Well?

And yet if it is…SHE MIGHT NEED PINK TOPAZ!” says the male stewardess. “WHY!?” he yells at God.

Later.

“I HAD SEX WITH SATAN! I apologize living humans. He made me a deal.

He say, ‘If you can’t get happy with me I will not be Satan. And we will be miserable together forever. As a woman and you or man. You pick.

And Satan say, ‘I LOVE YOU JACK KENNEDY.’ And so I take him up on offer and now we had sex.” says JFK.

“Jack why was sleeping, so interested in you?” says George Bush.

“Because he’s-he said-I-I don’t-I mean why would he not be?!?” says JFK, confused.

Later.

“Turns out nobody’s been protecting Lacey other than the aristocracy, and after the death of the queen, they’ve had troubles protecting her, because Charles is a sellout to his peers, and he has almost no spine at all, and so Dolly Parton can now boss around the entire world with her huge fucking pedophilic, disgusting tits because because molesting a 13 year old was allowed for Dolly Parton, because she made an argument that she was on the verge of becoming a pedophile, but he was still old enough not to be one-not to be a kid which is absurd. He was a child! And she’s a pervert, and she’s actually kind of weird looking, but people don’t want to say things like that anymore because everyone has decided to be evil. Umm. So it’s very difficult for Lacey to buy pink topaz and she’s tried three or four times and it’s not working, and if it keeps not working for the next hour, God will have to literally physically transform her pink sapphire into pink topaz because it’s him, it’s JFK, and it’s becoming an intractable situation.” says the Pope.

Later.

“ and my pink sapphire heart pendant is now both a pink sapphire and a pink topaz at the same time because it was created to be a pink sapphire so it still Hass to be that but God is turned into a pink topaz because it’s becoming an intractable situation I can’t wear it if I wear it with my sapphire ring, I’m going to look like a bisexual because of the bisexual flake so I can’t even wear the sapphire because everyone will assume or I mean the pink topaz because everyone will assume that I’m bisexual and that’s a sadistic attack on me which clues me in that it’s no longer safe to even buy pink to pass because of how far you people have gone which means that you’re a gem stones are meaningless now to protect you unless if God chooses to protect you, there’s no gemstone you can buy a little too fucking shit for you now because of what you’ve done.” says Lacey. “Your crystals and gemstones are now meaningless, and unless God himself recognizes them because the Illuminati has destroyed their value in the universe, and there’s no arguing that it’s just fact, they’re WORTHLESS.” yells Lem. “You’re not God. There is a God.”