I almost bet you $1 million that if you would talk to this man, he would insist that he’s not making his eyes look like that even though I know he is. …I did. It’s possible to control. The way he holds his hands is also gay. The way he sits is not. He’s somewhat trying to look straight. But…he’s very gay looking. It’s just his face. His body. He’s gay.
How do gay men do that with their eyes? It’s by starring. They will deny it but they do. They are trying to make their eyes look pretty. And they do it by bulging out their eyes and opening them wider and batting their lashes. Women do that too when they’re told they have pretty eyes at times. And it’s actually quite hard on your eyes. Many gay men have weird eyes when they’re older. And it’s from straining their muscles in an unnatural way.
See! He’s doing it. It’s a very homosexual thing to do.
I’m not doing it here and my eyes look straight. But I liked how it looked and I felt my eyes looked sexier that way. Lacey thinks they do too. But I was doing it for everyone else and accidentally I was doing it for my rapists. I guess I knew men might be…impressed by it. But…somehow I didn’t think they’d be aroused by it. Because it’s feminine. Why would they really want that? Right? …They aren’t really going to be looking for a woman? And…so…it’s not a way of arousing a man so much as…indentifying yourself openly and honestly. Because…it’s…feminine. Not masculine. And…who’s going to be attracted to the feminine man thinking he’s really a woman?
“It’s to look sexy.” he says. The man above.
“Lacey thinks so too. But…she’s laughing at the feminine.” says Lem.
“Do our eyes really bulge out?” he says.
“Yes!!” says I.
“It looks stupid.” says a gay man who’s being honest.
All gay men doing “gay eyes.” It’s not necessarily a bottom thing. It’s more a part of the subculture. When did it start?? Long ago. I’m sure some gay men do it out of imitation instinct. Others do it because they’re purely just imitating someone else, which is why I did it although I wasn’t gay. I was trying to look gay.
“I admire that you were trying to be honorable.” says the man above.
I meant well.
“Would you modify your eyes for Lacey?” says the man.
Yes. …I did get compliments on my eyes. But I didn’t really…enjoy that.
“Yup. I’ve gotten lots of compliments on my eyes!” says the man above.
“Why do you think his wife is a- *He laughs* A lesbian!?” says the man above.
Another English gay man feels bad.
“Because she’s so clearly not.” says the man above.
“Why do we see it?” the Second Man says.
“She’s not one of us…but she is.” says the First Man.
“Why do they do that to all of us!?” the Second Man says.
“Because we all seem queer. To them.” says the First Man.
“Even the women!?” says an Englishwoman.
“I suspect YES!” says the First Man.
“I think we’re just normal.” says the Second Man.
“Lacey you’re not quiet or lacking confidence to us. We know you’re just thinking.” says the First Man.
“I’m sorry. I’m not trying to be too quiet. I am just…going on some instinct.” says Lacey.
“What is that!?” says the Second Man.
“What feels safe. My heart. Stuff like that.” says Lacey.
“That’s a creepy life.” says the Second Man.
“If there is reincarnation, I’m a little amused, and I’m a little confused, and I can’t quite figure out what exactly I’m supposed to do in the situation.” says Lacey.
“Yeah, it’s almost like the reincarnation didn’t work.” says the Second Man.
“Do you genuinely just break into a Scottish accent that you have no control over?” asks someone.
“ yes I do I sound like an angry old Scottish woman I don’t know if that’s a demon or a ghost or if it’s possibly just me if it’s possibly just me I worry that it actually is my actual voice and then I don’t know what I’m supposed to do with that because that’s me there was a time though, and I was able to break into a Scottish to turn Australian accent to Thao, so I don’t quite understand but I think it’s possible I don’t recall spending time in Australia maybe I did but my but I I do but I do I do break into a Scottish accent very easily so I can do it right there and it isn’t intentional. It’s just what comes out of my mouth, people can screw with it and make it sound different than it is but it’s just what comes out of my mouth. I don’t know what it is. It’s very weird.” says Lacey.
“ you’re not manipulating it?”
“Know what I’m doing is the opposite every time I speak I try not to talk like that and then the problem is if I stop myself and I just stop talking like myself then that’s the problem. I start sounding Scottish when I stop myself. The problem is, I have to fight some thing off constantly And so then when I fight it off, I speak an American him when I stop fighting with it, and I just start speaking as myself, and I give up I start sounding Scottish.” says Lacey.
“ so it’s like some thing is trying to control you you’re not letting it and that seems like it’s Jack or even a demon that works with him or other people that are you were evil and then that’s difficult because they are sometimes able to bully you, and not even being able to breathe but then when you give up and you just start speaking from your spirit advancing to a Scottish accent that you have absolutely no control over is that true?” says a man.
“ yes, I have no control over it. It’s just how I sound when I start speaking as myself.“ says Lacey.
“ if that’s the actual pope, I’m a little worried there could be reincarnation everything you were gonna ask him for details and then someone shot you up if there is reincarnation and they took it out or if they’ve misinterpreted it for the sake of the illuminati or something that’s evil, and some other way along those lines and I’m not saying that is not a Christian it was possibly seen us detrimental to dealing with other religions because we don’t see it the same way that they do we think it’s possible but maybe not like some thing that happens to everybody. And trust it’s not part of our salvation. More than likely it’s just some sort of way that God might occasionally create somebody.” says an Englishman.
“ I think that Chris Hayes misinterpreted what he read.” says JP Kennedy.
“ Chris how did you misinterpret her messages with Casi? We can’t quickly access that if we can’t all have a feeling she say that stuff somewhere what but I mean it’s a lot of effort to look for it right now so we’re not gonna look for it what makes you what made you so sure that you knew what she was saying to Casi?” says Bobby Kennedy Junior.
“ and I wouldn’t have misinterpreted it I really wouldn’t have but I also lied to my wife about how much money I had. I lied women all the time about how much money I had. Can I ask him Chris how much money did you think her husband was making when you first started attacking them with Diego?” asks JP Kennedy.
“ I, I knew he was into actuarial science. I guess that he was making somewhere between 50 to 150,000.” says Chris.
“ OK but $150,000 in 2015 for a family of three even in Seattle Washington is not a lower class salary.” says the CIA.
“ I told myself it was because I wanted to think that it was, and so did all of my friends.” says Chris.
“ but but Chris that’s not what you’re-that’s not that’s not sane. That was an insane thing for you all to have done.” says Tucker Carlson.
“oh, how old was he at the time?” asks the First Man.
“Like 35.” says Chris.
“And that was just his salary?” asks the First Man.
“Yes.” says Chris.
“How much could he have been making?” he asks.
“ I didn’t want to think about that because the truth is you probably could’ve been making sure of 300,000 a year but he was choosing to make that he went to a good school. I could tell that he came from a nice family so to speak so I knew he could be making 300,000 a year easily but I didn’t want to analyze that because that’s more than my wife makes.” admits Chris.
“ how much money has she received from her family within that last year?” asks the First Man.
“Probably $20,000 to $30,000 maybe 35 somewhere between 20 to $35,000.” says Chris.
“ so her husband could be making 300,000 a year and she could she was she literally receive 35,000 from her family so she wasn’t working but she had inherited a sort of trust fund that you’re of 30,000 which for some people is an income of a lot more, depending on how much they’re taxed, so she was given someone’s income for collecting perfume and writing about it on a blog from her family and her father at and then her legal husband at that time who make me wish it even hoped she might still end up with somehow was easily making probably between 115 to 160 but I bet he could’ve been making them probably make a lot more but I have a feeling 300,000 is not ridiculous for him at his age so OK so he was choosing to be a family man and not work a lot of hours and make 128,120 and she got 35 OK so together they were bringing in about 150 260,000 and that’s not all that when you factor out the way that I have they could’ve not 350,000 or we could just look at it in a more simplistic way of people were choosing to be humble and thinking that he could be making 150 she inherited 35,000 and so then that’s 185,000 that would’ve been considered potentially upper class why have we messed with those numbers so much in the last eight years I find that a little weird but no I would say that that’s an upper class salary in 2015 for a family of three in Seattle 190,000 will say oh that seems fair to me so 190,000 for a family of three that’s upper class Cris you failed that miserably and so did all of your friends.” says the First Man.
“ oh what is $185,000 now?” asks her neighbor.
“ I am probably closer to $250 or $300,000.” he says.
“ so that’s probably what they should be making now with Swift destroyed their lives.” says MSNBC.
“ yes you’ve also made his father and Mary and something tells me he had no intentions of getting married to a woman. Again, I am sure there’s quite a story with that woman, and it seems like her mother has had a heart attack, but somehow just keeps surviving which is kind of weird to be honest for a woman who’s probably in her late 70s at least, so so her mother seems to be the energizer bunny as they would’ve said, and her father mysteriously remarried. How much money did they cheat you out of?” says the First Man.
“Umm…about $1 million.” says Lacey.
“ that’s annoying.” he says.
“Yes I mean it is just $1 million you know how quickly that goes but a million dollars is nice.” says Lacey.
“ well yeah that would give you a sense of independence with your legal husband that you don’t have to entirely rely on the money that you have your marriage with him. You have your own little your own little savings to speak.” he says.
“ yeah exactly that’s a nice feeling so no that was comforting to me but oh well the one thing I do have to say though is that I I still have mineral rights to the oil until we stop using the oil that will be income for me. it’s not you know $1 million out right if I sold it I don’t know what I would get for it but it’s not some thing that I would necessarily want to sell unless if my family was really harming me in someway but but it until people stop using oil and I think they should but until they do, I would be making some thing from that but no I mean I would’ve gotten that and the oil both before they stole the million dollars from me.” says Lacey.
“ so you would’ve had $1 million and then have been making $30-$50,000 a year until people stop using oil for the rest of your life?” he says.
“ yes.” says Lacey.
“ so your father on a bad your mix 35,000 to 40,000 and oil and her mother has never made rice in probably 15 to 20,000 year?” he says.
“ yes my father made $90,000 in one month once him but no my mothers never made more than I don’t think $20,000 in one year.” says Lacey.
“ what what happened with that woman?” he asks.
“ she was a family friend that my parents knew from when they were in their 20s and she started spending a lot of time with him and I think she was trying to marry him and so he sort of just got talked into it. I think basically.” says Lacey.
“Has he ever had any serious boyfriends?” he says.
“ yes, I would say in my opinion he’s had to, but they were very very undercover.” says Lacey.
“ what was that like?” he asks.
“ I am sort of funny he was I felt bad for him because he was very awkward around people, but it was sort of funny at times because in some weird way I’m not saying it’s allowed in heaven, but it always seems like much Ado about nothing. It’s it was like why why are you so weird about us you’re obviously gay dad I mean they were so much psychopathic people so it’s possible that they actually weren’t as bothered by it as they were pretending to be but I wonder if they actually on the other hand were bothered by it and didn’t understand that it wasn’t as big of a deal as they thought that it was because they weren’t normal enough to get it Off, but he was very worried that people would be able to tell that he was gay, even though it was pretty obvious that he was gay and the people that he was worried about also seemed bisexual or gay themselves so he had male friends who had wives I have a feeling they were both bisexual and he would be paranoid that they thought he was gay One of them I think you have even been in a sort of relationship with Anne. He wasn’t as worried about what that man thought of him, but the other man was snobby towards him, and I think he was very worried about with that man thought, and other people who are friends with them who maybe were more closeted or just were straight, but I have a feeling there were a decent number of bisexuals who he was friends with, and he just was being abusive about it and pretending to be paranoid or he actually just didn’t get it.” says Lacey.
“ do you know you’re so unusual your background is so rare that I don’t think you thought anyone would understand you unless if you were really honest and never has worked out for you to be coy a day in your entire life has it?” he says.
“ yes I’m like extraordinarily remote person in a way if I’m not being raised in the family that I was born into I’d say I’m even more remote than I thought it was to the point where I went that if I am if my father really was born in 1894. I am so remote that I became literally part of that generation, and somehow they can sort of figure out who I am and it’s amazing because I am an unusual person but they’re not. We’re not as confused by me. I have a dizzy person on time because that’s just because I’m not actually he’s not my real father and so they know that and they’re relating to me more like I’m just who I really am, but for some reason know the people who I was trying to fit in with because I thought that’s who I should be friends with because that’s what’s normal people your own age in your own country is there’s never quite worked out.” says Lacey.
“ are you mad at your father if you really are, Lacey banks and I I where are you are I sincerely think you look more like him watch like that will app you used. I think you look like Tom I think you’re almost a spitting image in some ways so if that’s your father, you seem to think you should’ve been born in 1918 I think that’s possible that’s literally the year you were supposed to be born in you know it’s funny if you were born in 1918 your father might’ve been at war and you you may have been living in a hotel but I also have a feeling your father would’ve left your mother in that situation so you probably would’ve been living in a small, ordinary house or in some apartments somewhere in Minneapolis for your first two or three years of life and then I have a feeling you would have been raised in wealth. How wealthy was your grandfather?” he asks.
“ i’m not mad at my father I if he is my father I understand him, and I actually feel sort of bad for him because I have a feeling that he is tormented.” says Lacey.
“ my grandfather literally my grandfather is not something that I can say that in 2024 at 40 years yeah, is that something? Um, my mother was a very beautiful Norwegian, American stewardess named Margie, who I have a feeling had been in a relationship with my father for years and he put her through college. I know that my father told me that who raised me and I have a feeling that they didn’t think that she could get pregnant from him or he wasn’t. I’m being crass, but people are so lacking in imagination nowadays I have a feeling that they didn’t think that they could probably get pregnant because he had a stroke or he didn’t somehow think it would work or they got drunk and they didn’t know but I think it was an accident and I think it when he was 88 and I am 40 so then yeah my grandfather as I was about to say, but I wanted to explain a little bit of that first my grandfather had the first General store the first General store in Lexington Nebraska. That’s the city you see pictured above.” says Lacey.
“ and so he had a general store?” he says.
“ yeah but they were probably one of the first founding families of that that city, which means that they were one of the first families to settle in Nebraska, which means that they were probably here in America before I doubt from what I’ve understood that they were poor I have a feeling they were somewhat well off I have an aunt who had a very elegant high-end clothing store in Long Beach California and my father was friends with Humphrey Bogart.” says Lacey.
“ you’re not making that up at all that’s just a fact.” he says.
“ yes, I know I have a feeling from what I’ve understood that that we actually are related to people who were in new Amsterdam. I think I’m a little Dutch I mean my last name is English but I think I might be slightly Dutch by grandmother‘s last name is Ritter, but she’s not Jewish. They were probably German, her name doesn’t sound necessarily a good German woman though it sounds more southern which makes me think that they were not necessarily German. I kind of think she might’ve been related to old money old money in the 1800s though so from what I understand no, I am kind of like the gold standard of American old money.“ says Lacey.
“ call Saul how wealthy was your family in new Amsterdam?” he says.
“ well I have a feel like that the age of innocence. I’m one of those rich peoples descendent but that’s not new Amsterdam. Um, how wealthy were my ancestors in new Amsterdam? Yes, my family had a farm in Manhattan, so yeah I know I’m not making this up if if that’s who I am no I like P Campbell, so in mad bad, so how wealthy were they upper middle class top or class? How wealthy were people in Great Britain? Same upper middle class to upper class? Do we have anyone title that we were related to in the Netherlands? Possibly I weirdly think I might be related to the pression aristocracy but that’s Prussia him. I might even be related to some German aristocrats in England and Great Britain may be distantly it’s possible you know that I could be a descendent of some king or something but a lot of people can say stuff like that but I don’t think we were illegitimate I just have a feeling we were particularly all that important and so it’s like well. You wash that out over about 300 yards and, maybe it’s not all that impressive or 200 years so maybe my son king in England in the 14 or 1500s and then by the 16 or 1700s were still wealth off to wealthy but we’re not titled we’re just some you know wealthy family in Great Britain who decides to move to America and live in Massachusetts in the 1800s oh well we loyalist to Great Britain. Yes, possibly we were probably wealthy by some people standards. I was like we had a decent house in Boston. Oh yes Boston, so am I turnover am definitely one of the founding families of this country am but no I don’t know we were ever good forever all that grand in that way.“ says Lacey.
“ does that really bother you?” he asks.
“ yes, of course, but then you just sort of let it go because there’s not much I can do about it.” says Lacey.
“ so you’re literally Dutch old money possibly related to some family like the van Dykes or something and basically in America you’re as aristocratic as the country could ever hope to be potentially but because you’re so anti-American and I actually see what you’re saying with that to some degree, you go back to great Britain, and in great Britain you’re oh kind of near do well upper class, wealthy, intelligent family living in London are you kind of like the Schlegel‘s?” he says.
“ I know I think we’re a higher class family than that. No we’re we’re more British and a higher class families in their cycles don’t know or were a little more elite than they are but if you’re looking for someone to take sort of place me as yes that might not been have been that far off, but we were in America at that point but yes.” says Lacey.
“ so are you related to any of the founding fathers?” he says.
“ oh Benjamin Franklin pops up a lot that doesn’t make a lot of sense or does it probably but I don’t know who not necessarily him we would’ve probably have been at least aware of it the activities at that time.” says Lacey.
“ you’re in a higher class than I am you’re right so she was just like well darn that would’ve been nice and then that’s it?” he says.
“ yes.” says Lacey.
“ oh, this is a sad time for you to be alive.” he says.
“ I hate it. I absolutely hate it but I’m I’m thankful for my children but now I can’t stand this fucking time in history.” says Lacey.
“ what is Jacquees give people sympathy and you don’t I have a feeling love really was not in love with him. I was genuinely very taken advantage of by him and was straight. Could you try to lighten up on that and I’m not saying that because I don’t think you’re right, literally angry, I just feel bad for him and It’s I’m not I’m not saying that to you as his friend necessarily I just feel bad for him because I really think he screwed up. I think he was a very unusual person and I am I get the sense that he really was genuinely confused.
That being said, why does everyone hate you? I can’t stand you you’re so perfect. Why do you have to be better than me why?” he says, finally.
“ why don’t you answer that for yourself you ass.” says Lem.
“ I know I should not be hurt. I should be strong for myself in the face of such indignity.“ he says.
“ are you quite done with your pretensions to giving a shit about anyone?” says Lem.
“ no I do care and let me tell you something I resent the fact that Jack won’t just let me have a conversation with you.” he says.
“ it does seem like he influences you.” says Lacey.
“ Yes why the fuck does that make sense to somebody?” yells the First Man. “ because let me tell you some thing as a British man as a gay man as a hopefully somewhat honorable man I find it morally reprehensible that I should be psychically controlled and manipulated by a total fucking Twatt when I’m talking to somebody who may easily be from my country, not his and see that’s the problem, jack you’re meddling in British affairs. This is none of your business. This is none of the United States is business they’re in violation of international law, that’s very fucking serious.” he says. “ if there was a way to prove that this conversation was real and approve that I’m actually talking to her right now and that you incessantly won’t let me talk to her, and that she really was reincarnated if people were really as enlightened as they say, they were, if we were, and if we were is sent at scientifically advance as we pretend to be, I would be able to possibly have a horrific heyday with the periodic people running your country right now and your little crap family would probably be beheaded as the most treasonous disgusting scum to ever exist!” he says.
“ that’s a real laugh were the most powerful country on earth and my families are the most powerful country stuff for exist and in all honesty I’m sorry that I even have to bother with you.” says JFK in 1965.
“ why are you in 1965?” he asks.
“ I don’t care if I annihilate my existence I refuse to lose when he is more important to me than anything else. I don’t care if I lose my soul to hell or ceasing to exist I refuse not be in heaven, I refuse to lose anyone my salvation is of no importance, my existence of others of little importance. If I can’t win constantly I am now dead. I am mad that I was shot. I’m quite bitter that Linn was straight. How dare he lied to me and I have every intention of setting the entire fucking world straight.” says JFK.
“ why are you? Why are you attacking Lacey and me though?” he asks.
“ because lamb was straight and I am quite sure that you were in connection with the silliness that’s bothering his brain. I intend to fix that and make him gay again because I’m never going to let him be with anyone but me I don’t care what he wants I want what I want and what I want is what matters everything else is completely unimportant.” says JFK.
“ why did you have to be gay? You make all gay men seem like the worst thing to ever possibly exist.” he says.
“ i’m not gay I was never gay. I’m just me and I am the best.” says JFK.
“ well, that’s just weird sounding so that can’t be JFK.” says Murica.
“ I have a son that is his ghost and he really was that big of a Twatt and that weird I don’t think that people are intellectual enough to be in the illuminati and I think you’re talking to someone who actually can talk to the dad and I really am scared that he really was that big of a freak and you people are just that stupid.” says a living gay man.
“Why do you hate me?” says Lacey.
“Because I HATE YOU!!” yells Jack.
“WHY!?” says Lacey. “That’s psychotic.”
“Lem was GAY!!!!” yells JFK.
“Nope. He wasn’t.
Why are you obsessed with me?” asks Lacey.
“Is it weird?” asks JFK.
Lacey thinks. “Yeah. It’s extremely bizarre.” says Lacey.
“But you’re cool.” says JFK.
“To YOU!?” says Lacey. “NOT to YOU!”
“Why not?” says JFK.
“We have very little in common. You might as well be psychotically obsessed with a telephone pole.” says Lacey. “In Boston.”
“No! You’re so pretty!” says JFK.
“Mmm. There are a lot of Japanese princesses. I make very little sense.” says Lacey.
“I was trying to come between you and Lem.” he says. “FOR FUN.”
“Oh.” says Lacey. “It worked. But then it completely didn’t.” She thinks. “ sooner others there’s there’s nothing that like make sense about that anymore. It made sense that it actually I think it makes sense but then it’s like it works but then it doesn’t really work but it did work. I don’t think there’s any human logic that’s been invented they can really explain that to us as a species, so I’m not sure I mean I got it or I’m grappling with it and it’s my thing to grapple with Jack not yours it didn’t work so it’s like it did work but then it doesn’t like work at all so in the end it’s like you’ve made the decision of God to throw lemonade into hell and you don’t have that authority over us only God is because it doesn’t really work, but then trying to fix the situation at this point is a nightmare for us so and yet you’re in capable of letting go and your family is trying to suffocate us, so it made sense but then you have to let go when it doesn’t work.” says Lacey.
“ I want it to work.” says JFK.
“ Bobby wants to work more than you do. Jack Bobby is more obsessed with it than you are.” says Bobby Senior.
“ he’s obsessed with it working with me?” says JFK.
“Jack, could God have given you grace to let go and realize that you can’t break them up?” says a reader.
“ yeah he did actually and I get bored with him slightly because she’s so nice and him she’s right it is a little weird and then it’s like OK I don’t think this woman really necessarily dislikes me. I think it’s just kind of strange and I should just move on and let him might’ve wanted to even be my friend and it was just weird so no it doesn’t make sense and maybe I should just move on because there’s a lot more I can do him I try to break them up it seems like she’s just stuck with him and that’s their problem and he might really just love her that much and that’s that’s their problem. She can’t get over him. He loves her that much. It starts to get to be boring for me. Yeah, I think Bobby is obsessed.” says JFK.
“ so he just he’s that in love with her forever and she can’t get over him. I have a feeling she loves him that much to her in her own way. How did you come between them Jack because I worry that you did?” says a reader.
“ he’s not supposed to have wanted to even talk to me. It’s that serious he’s supposed to have known that he shouldn’t even talk to me but I guess he’s an annoying person even if he’s lovable and loves her I guess he has flaws and he must love her so much and be so innocent that Christ thinks they can still be together, but I don’t like flaws and it annoys me because I I don’t think it’s fair it’s like how does she want? Does she have to deal with a man so imperfect when there’s almost nothing wrong with her at all it’s just very irritating to me because it’s not to me as a Japanese man if there’s reincarnation and she understands this it’s really offensive it’s like he’s supposed to be the man why is he beneath her it’s disgusting oh and so I get repulsed but then I think you know he has flaws that she will have to forgive or can’t forgive, and he’s the man and he doesn’t care and so I guess I guess that’s up to them I can’t do anything about it I can I can’t make him worth a damn as a man just to me he’s totally worthless in relation to her in relation to me I like him in relation to her is disgusting. I should be able to torment her this way, but then I swear like she loves him so much and he loves her so much that I have to let go of it and think oh well that’s that’s him that’s just the way it goes.” says JFK.
“ so there’s nothing that they can do?” asks a reader.
“ no I mean she’s about to go to bed with him right now if they’re together for eternity to I just don’t like the fact that she hast to be scared that he might cheat on her with anybody I saw my mother have that fear all the time with my dad inside a human level it just repulses me I don’t get it. I don’t think what a man loves a woman as much as he seems to love her that he should probably let’s put it this way. He should’ve been in my body and he should’ve died I should’ve had his body not to be him but it’s disgusting because it doesn’t make any sense. Why was he supposed to, do you know if he has so many flaws? Why was God allowing him to make such an acid himself? It’s just I I feel bad for him no but he’s a total loser in regard to her.” says JFK.
“ wow but then they do end up together.” says a reader.
Later.
“This is pointless.” says Lacey.
“I was trying to steal Lacey from Lem.” says Jack Kennedy.
“The whole time?” asks the First Man.
“Yes.” says Jack Kennedy. “She’s hot and sexy.”
“So you sucked the cock of the man who was only making you do that to steal your wife?” says God to Lem.
“Yes.” says Lem.
“And then told the world he was ‘…the best friend anyone could ever ask for…’” says God.
“Yes.” says Lem.
“I got fixated on you. I’m confused. Do I want to destroy her or take her from you?” says JFK to Lem.
“Well. What would make me a better life Lem? To be Jack Kennedy’s twin flame, have the shitiest existence in all of eternity, have my own room in the crap ‘White House’ that I certainly don’t want anyway, to have to be with Jack Kennedy at all, or to be with you, and be happy, and be fairly hopeful I’m not meaninglessly and unjustly doomed to eternal Hell?” says Lacey.
“You shouldn’t have to deal with me.” he says.
“No. Why do I!?!” says Lacey.
“Because I love you more than anything and anyone ever to exist.” says Lem.
“I still shouldn’t have to.” says Lacey.
“That makes no sense to you.” he says.
She waits.
“It’s evil.” he says.
“But we’re together?” says Lacey.
“Yes.” he says.
“That might not be evil.” says Lacey.
“Do you feel you did something?” he says.
“Did I?” says Lacey.
“Yeah. You started talking to ghosts.” he says.
“But-“ says Lacey. “What else was there? Could you or someone be kind enough to remind me or explain?”
“Who could you have dated sweetie?” says the First Man.
“That’s just it. Was there someone?” says Lacey.
“Not for love!” says God.
“Yeah. …I could have pushed myself to go to church and hope to find someone before I died.” says Lacey.
“That sounds like excruciating pain.” says God.
“Yes. It’s Hellish. Church is literal torture for me. It feels like I’m being raped.” says Lacey.
“ You really don’t get loved by God or minister to enter church almost at all?” says a reader.
“I get preached at and tortured for the most part and there’s very little of anything I get from God in church. Mass is very different in that the liturgy ministers to my soul as do hymns, but contemporary Christian churches make me want to kill people.” says Lacey.
“Yeah.” says a Catholic. “I hear you.”
“Who could you have found there?” says God.
“Was there anyone!??” says Lacey.
“No.” says God.
“That’s what I thought.” says Lacey.
“Was she supposed to marry for legal reasons and give up on life being at all enjoyable?” says Lem.
“No!” says God.
“But you made no way of escape.” says Lem. “Or provision. Unless I’m it.”
“Yeah. And me.” says Scott.
“She’s in a sort of Holocaust type situation.” says God.
“Her LIFE!??” yells a Jew.
“Yes.” says God.
And at that Bobby Kennedy Junior weeps. “I’m so sorry! I’m so sorry! I need love! Okay!
GET OVER IT! It’s ME! I’m the only one who has Lem’s love. IT’S OBVIOUS.
I’m hot. Gah!
Ahh…” she he exits the room.
“Is he serious?” says a Jew.
“Yup.” says Lem.
“Lem that’s nonsense? Isn’t it?” says the Jew.
“Yes! It is.” says Lem.
She covers her mouth with both hands and laughs sadly. Then she too has to leave.
Later.
“God is keeping them alive for a reason. But they are in a Holocaust.” says a Jew.
“Chris the problem is that they never really want except the reality of it. I’m sorry this is hard for you to hear but I was straight and I am Lem Billings. They don’t understand that she’s not Bobby’s dad wife they sincerely have that much of a psychotic break with reality Caroline just bitched out Lacey in her spirit like Lacey literally is Mary Richardson or his first wife, Emily Black they can’t process it.
And the reality is when she’s dead, she will be with me, and she’ll be happy enough. We’ll work it out with God, but there’s not a lot that I can easily do and that’s because they have been silencing me my entire life but her entire life they really don’t allow me to interact with her in any sort of normal way. Lacey and I don’t actually hate gay men but we’re so tired of them defending the Kennedys it’s repulsive.
If Prince William is homosexual at all, I can’t stand him right now.
I love him, possibly as a person, but I can’t stand him.
I did not want to have to say that maybe he’s not gay at all but that’s how bad this is listen to what I’m saying.
I can’t interact with her in any normal way, and I haven’t been able to her whole life Chris.
When she dies, she will be with me not as Jack Kennedy reincarnated, and I am straight and was straight and we will be in love. That is a fact I hope the Pope understands what a fact actually is.
But they can’t except that and witches would say that they can’t move on but that’s not really what’s going on but it isn’t a worthless way to make an analogy for it because they can’t seem to get over it and Christians have a hard time processing that possibly because they can’t believe there’s actually purgatory anymore. So they are so they are part of a crowd of people who don’t believe in hell don’t believe in heaven don’t believe in anything that bothers them based on imaginary science.
And it’s impossible to deal with them. Essentially that might seem like hell except for the fact that she’s a mortal being in the situation and the minute she dies it’s over and then it’s not that they’ve lost. It’s that they will have to deal with the hell that they keep putting off. And frankly it’s getting worse not better. If Jack has done any work, then maybe it’s slightly better for him even though he’s ceased to exist that was a rough thing to do but he may have a greed to that to some small degree knowing that in the long run if he came back, he’d be better off, then, choosing to keep fighting God before he sees to exist regardless, possibly. I get the sense that JP might be working with God as well. He might be a huge romantic and find it sad and touching that Lacey could still love him at all and it makes him fascinated by God and willing to try to work with him more I worry about kick, I worry about Jack to some degree. I worry about frankly all of them they’re not necessarily really doing OK even if they’re somewhat OK they’re not necessarily really OK and so when she dies and we take my kids and her kids with us and Mark yes Mark does somehow end up in a comedic relief in this entire thing especially if he’s Saint Augustine, yeah so and he might not be but somehow he still is a comedic relief and the problem is when she dies. If you kill her in a torturous way, you will regret it, but when she does die, they’re going to end up dealing with the reality of whatever it is, they’re trying to avoid by making me gay, and who knows with that could be here they’re very mysterious psychologically it could be something complicated it could be something simple it could be something related to sex. It might have nothing to do with sex at all.
And even if she doesn’t end the world because it’s so obvious that you’re all somehow dependent on them you probably will be an incredible anguish. Keep it in mind as you’re trying to suffocate her when she does die, you will be tortured. Some people will be given grace, but a good number of you will be in incredible misery, as you may have never experienced before in your entire life.
Because she’s not as evil as she’s been made out to be in your vain imaginations she’s really never been loved. She loves her kids. They love her but that’s not what we’re talking about. She’s not been loved and a normal human way by an adult like a parent or a teacher She has not found love she does not have friends that really love her so she’s not loved and that’s a very serious thing and so when she is tortured it’s hurtful to her it’s painful but it’s not as bad as it will feel to you you don’t have a tolerance for paying the way that she does emotionally so when she dies and all that agony is transferred onto all of you And yes, she has been suffering for all of you, but being suffocated and tortured by the illuminati is too much to ask Satan himself is angry, possibly at all of you for being so stupid.
So when she dies, all of that anguish will probably be on a lot of you to an astronomical degree is possible, Jews will not experience it as much, and Arabs won’t either to the same degree that other people do him the English may not experience it at all they may actually have been experiencing it with her Because she loves them so much or because she’s reincarnated and she’s buried there so when she dies the English may breathe the side of relief feeling as though a weight has been lifted off their shoulders, but then they’ll have to deal with the reality of what’s going on around them, which might be very troubling Jews may not be suffering that much either Chinese if he add, Arabs may not be his much either they may also have been suffering with her if there’s reincarnation yes, the Jews and the Arabs have been suffering with her and that’s part of why they’re fighting so when she dies, he may still fight, but it might seem a little weird And for a lot of people that’ll just be something they’ll somehow be able to process who was going to who is going to suffer who is going to suffer probably America probably people who are evil probably people who are hateful. Oh sorry but bourgeois.
There’s not anything Lacey and I could necessarily do about that you’ve silenced me you’re suffocating her she can barely think at times because you’re so obsessive in your attacks at her so when she dies that’s gonna be bad do you understand that concept or not?” says Lem.
“ do you know if there’s ring carnation in the Bible? I feel like India has a really silly position right now in the world it’s not what we expected as really awkward I just wanted to say that.” says India.
“ OK so so when she dies we’re going to go into incredible turmoil just as she is probably going to try to end the world so then that’s nice that she wants to in the world when she dies. Oh no them I don’t think I understand the concept.“ says America.
“ and Lacey him I’m heading to realize that America has treated you like you were an invading force of one woman that was a serious threat to our national security. Did we give you the idea to let Alexei Romanov take over the world?” says America.
“you may have.” says Lacey.
“ I that was a dumb idea because if there’s reincarnation, we’re a little worried that he might possibly be Vladimir Putin.” says America.
“well um, so I’m gonna take it that you don’t understand what I was just talking about almost at all. Got it when she dies Chris if you’re still listening somewhere that it’s going to be bad Satan just about killed her right now she excepted death and he almost just about killed her, and no it was not scary or painful the way that he was trying to do it. It really is the psychosis of that family that’s problematic. We told Barack Obama that hours ago and I’m done. I am not gonna keep wasting time on this blog repeating myself. If there’s something American public needs to know will share it I care about kids that are being hurt, so does Lacey but we’re not going to keep entertaining evil at the expense of good. And what are your thoughts on what I just shared how do you see this situation?” says Lem.
“ if this is a real conversation, I actually think it makes sense that you discovered the illuminati in light of who your father could be we’re trapped we’re trapped with these people in a way that you are not the way I see it is that your Constantine and Scotia, and you’ve been examining that boat every single night on the titanic asking for a full report on every inch of the ship because something about it terrifies you Lem has been bowling everyone into sending telegrams so that ships will follow you if he’s Constantine and so ancient Egypt has decided to evacuate you and your family as news is just traveling around the ship that it’s going under you are now on a boat or pretty darn near close and that’s great for you. It’s nice to talk to you as you’re making your way off in someway and hey having a legs leg up having a heads up on the situation is comforting to me personally it’s why is it you’re sharing this on your blog, I’m worried that not enough. People are reading your blog, but that’s not a bad thing there’s not a lot you can do about that so just I guess if your dead in the next five minutes or five years pray for us because I’m a little freaked out by these people.” says Chris Hayes.
“ what is you know you think Chris That Saoirse’s in Maves death would have sufficed to let them know they were in troubles.” says Lem
“ I like bubble wrappers.” says Becca.
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