I tell you a story.
A story from long ago.
There once was a man named Hong Taiji.
*He looks very serious*
He was brave. Like you should be. He work really hard. Save money. Don’t drink. And don’t do drugs.
*Bobby laughs*
Oh no. That’s sad.
*He looks serious.*
He a good scientist too.
All great Asian leaders were also genius scientists.
*He nods his head in agreement with himself.*
So! I do not think Hong Taiji is lying.
He tell me that vaccines are evil.
*His breathing quickens.*
He say, ‘You! Hey! …Listen-up, son. YOU LISTEN TO ME! …I am HONG…TAIJI. And I say…vaccines are-‘. He say, ‘YOU STOP! YOU STOP USING DRUGS!’
*Bobby looks sad.*
He say, ‘You have bad experiences. Your brain is not- Your brain is struggling to be at full processing mode. And I am not going to judge you. But you must stop. Young man, you must stop!’
So…you take your choice.
But I choose Hong Taiji.
*He stands still and breathes. He steadies himself.*
*He has to walk off the stage.*
“Where is your Body Double Number 3?” screams a man with a liquor store In Massachusetts. He’s in an audience. In a private meeting.
But that’s not him.
“He’s not MY FATHER!!” yells Bobby about Lem. “HE IS NOT MY FATHER!!”
Why? Because he’s scared. If Lem is his father he’s headed for a far worse Purgatory or Hell than if Lem actually was. Or he’d have to have his head smashed in.
Later.
Footage of Diane Hendricks and Françoise Bettencourt Meyers and Nicole Shanahan with Bobby Kennedy Junior is found on his laptop. What’s he doing with them? …Well…he’s…doing “A Ritual Fire Dance.” What is that?
That is…umm…a sexual ritual.
Bobby manifests…as himself. His shapeshifting shocked a lot of people today. His head literally manifested at a wrench. And yes, it was only for about five seconds. But it shifted. …It shifted from a human head to a wrench.
What is shapeshifting? It’s real. SERIOUSLY. It is.
But…the idea is that a spiritual entity can literally enter your body and shift your physical body into an unnatural state. Lizard people aren’t real. God didn’t create lizard people. But a demon can make people possibly look like them. Or look like different people. Or…worst case scenario a dead human could shift someone. Or Satan could. And of course God can shift us. He created us.
So today…I’ll tell you…that Bobby shifted into a wrench. Well…just his head did.
But in “The Ritual Fire Dance” Bobby manifests as his supposed dead Japanese self. He does so by dressing in retro Japanese dress.
And frankly he resembles Mr. Yunioshi from Breakfast At Tiffany’s. Maybe because Mr. Yunioshi is a combination of a Japanese man and an Irish-American man.
He does a sexual dance where he raps and displays his naked chest while trying to rap.
And then Diane, Françoise and…Nicole come out of nowhere behind him and act as back-up dancers. Dressed in tightly fitting body con dresses. They snap their fingers and sway, seemingly in a classic old musical group style.
…It was found by his manager.
There’s no sexual images, per se. But the title of the video was “To Bill. To You. To Me. Ain’t Nothing Free.” And…it’s unclear if…actual pornographic images were created or not. But he confesses to Cheryl that they planned to make that part. Once Bobby was paid. For his…so-called art collaboration.
“It’s unclear who the film was intended to reach.” says the First Man. “He may be convinced that Lem was named Bill in his last life. So that’s a possibility.
But…he’s starting to recognize that it’s possible Lem wasn’t gay. So…there’s suggestion that it was actually intended to be for Bill Gates.
Other people wonder if it was Bill Clinton.
Or still other people suggest it was his Japanese accent trying lost in translation that created the title. As in, he was trying to tell people he wanted it named something about how money isn’t free? …So…the idea was that he would dress in a silk robe and give himself over sexually to extremely rich women for campaign contributions.
He’s not…possibly completed the film though because at least one of those women found it comical…and unique…but were worried it would damage their real relationships. So they may have been why it was never completed.” says the First Man.
“Bobby…do you care about children?” asks a reader.
Silence.
“So who was the sex tape for?” asks a reader.
“The women in the film? Their significant others? A few billionaires?” says the First Man.
“Who refused sexual contact?” asks Joe Biden, suspiciously.
“AHH…who do you think? Nicole Shanahan.” says his Vice President.
“Is he trying to sleep with her?” asks Joe, confused.
“I mean, yeah.” says the Vice President.
Joe stares at her. Blinks. Looks quiet.
Then Joe Biden looks sad.
“Why is he so mean?” he says. “That’s just mean.”
The Vice President nods. “It’s degrading. Yeah.”
“Is Nicole going along with it?” asks the First Man.
“Yup.” says the Vice President, crying.
“We can’t afford it!!!” yells Joe. “I tried to tell them he’d play dirty. But they didn’t believe me.”
The Vice President nods.
“How is-How is Lacey seeing all this?”
“She’s not really necessarily trying to be evil. She’s actually trying to do the right thing by sharing this with people and I can’t kill her yet and take my kids with me and she truly believes this is in the best interest of other people to hear it and if people were more loving to her-to her and took her time to talk with her she probably wouldn’t hear all these things and no I don’t mean that she schizophrenic I mean, this is literally an almost permanent twilight state until she’s dead.” says Lem.
“I called off the attack.” says Amal Clooney.
“No. You didn’t.” says an adult sex slave.
“No. I really did.” says Amal Clooney.
Later.
“So….when was the tape, so to speak, discovered?” asks the First Man.
The Man I Love as sung by Billie Holiday plays.
“Lem! What the fuck!?” says Lacey.
“Last Tuesday. Cheryl found it, ‘Amusing, informative and…challenging.’” says MSNBC.
“This was supposed to be our song. Or something like that.” says Lem.
“Or was it?” says Lacey. She listens. “The music is perfect. But…it’s not the right lyrics.”
“It’s a beautiful song.” says Lem.
“Yes. But…it’s so masculine.” says Lacey.
Deadly Valentine by Charlotte Gainsbourg plays.
“I feel sickened. …I loved Billie Holiday but now I want to strangle her if she’s a sellout.” says Lacey.
“Really!?? You can’t do this!? WHY!?” says JFK, trying to capture Lacey’s soul.
“So now this is our song?” says Lem.
“Yeah!!” says Lacey. “So is Time of the Assassins by Charlotte Gainsbourg plays. And Trick Pony.” says Lacey.
“Ewww!” says Tsar Putin. “It’s good music. BUT…EWWW!”
“I STARTED IT!!” yells JFK. “I was scared when she started seeing F. Scott Fitzgerald. So I arrange it all.
Because I can.” says JFK.
“I don’t understand why.” asks Stephen Seay.
“Why what?” asks JFK.
“Why are you allowed to attack us so damn much!!” yells all of humanity to exist.
Saint Peter threatens to strangle God and Saint Patrick threatens to cut off Jesus’s penis. For letting Jack do what he did. Not just to Lacey but to all of humanity.
“We had so much HOPE.” yells a dead woman who fought against the Nazis at home at JFK.
He scrunches his nose like eww.
“No!! I’m REAL! And I’m FURIOUS!!” she screams.
“Would creating a new Heaven and Hell help?” asks Jonah.
“No. The only thing that would help is being with Lem. If he loves me. I don’t understand why God has allowed me to be separated from him this way. And no, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD…I AM NOT JFK!!!!” wails Lacey.
“Okay so what famous people have died because of this?” asks a reader.
“Lisa Marie Presley, Matthew Perry, Maeve, Saoirse and Gideon of the Kennedy family, Julian Sands, and well…the pandemic started because of this and the war with Russia. And both the Biden and Trump presidencies.” says the Illuminati.
“But NOT…the wildfires in Canada?” says a reader.
“No.” admits the Illuminati. “Not…as anything but a warning to us.”
“Okay. And the boat accident. The Murdaughs. The flooding in NYC. The Bondi stabbings. Ahh…the almost banking crisis.” says Rupert Murdock. He laughs. “She really is Scotia. If there’s reincarnation she’s Scotia.”
Lacey breaths a sigh of relief. “True.” she says, smiling.
“Well…oops.” he says.
Lacey winces and looks sad.
“Yeah…you know I don’t think you guys are really keeping track of what’s happening. I sincerely think the Illuminati is insane at this point. I’m not sure you were entirely in charge of your sanity 10 years ago but I think it’s gotten far worse.
I don’t know. Why did it seem like such a good idea to snub her? You knew you all started it. …And yet I know you all have tried to blame her. And it’s because you all get a narcissistic high off of feeling like you’re the heartless elite. So you’ve been trying to tell her that you’re all ‘not gonna care’ because you’re elite. But…what…was the point of that?
You’ve refused to see it so far so let’s go at it again:
1. Bondi Beach
2. Celebrity deaths
3. The flooding in NYC
4. The Murdaugh murders
5. The almost banking crisis
6. The Russian war with Ukraine
7. The cancer in the Royal Family
8. Two failed US Presidencies
9. The shipping crisis
10. The Francis Scott Key Bridge disaster
11. More celebrity deaths including Ivana Trump
12. Airplane disasters
13. THE COVID – 19 PANDEMIC
14. And…and general feeling of pandemonium and despair everywhere
Do you all have working brains?” says a reader.
“It’s obvious you’ve manifested those things by so viciously attacking her in such an insidious, hopefully not eternally damaging way.” says another reader.
“We’re in constant panic mode. Everyday. Every day.” says the Illuminati.
“I bet her parents who raised her aren’t helpful. Beyond money.” says a reader.
“True.” says the Illuminati. “And we’re all mostly spoiled middle class kids. So…to us…that part is still unfathomable.”
“Yeah.
When do you all feel actually scared?” says s reader.
“We are not afraid of Hell.” says Bobby. “It’s cool!! It’s just…Hell. No big deal.”
“So what are you all getting out of this?!” says a reader.
“Nothing so far.” they say.
“THEN WHY ARE YOU DOING IT!?” yells the reader.
“Because in 1985…I had a hot boyfriend who fell in love with me. I mean…he just couldn’t get over me.
And I got laid every day. We were so in love. And then he wanted to settle down…but I decided to pursue my dreams. My dream was to become a millionaire. On my own.
So…I took the feminist…BRAVE…way. I MADE IT!!
And she didn’t.
So I’m SO MUCH BETTER THAN HER.
Okay!? And I don’t need to lie. No. Because I’m in the Illuminati. I can be as honest as I want.
She lacks intelligence, beauty, common sense and social skills. She’s a fucking IDIOT.” says one of the stars of “To Bill. To You. To Me. Ain’t Nothing Free.”
“Do you understand how dumb and lacking in self-awareness you are?” says a reader.
“Ahh…I’m AMACING!” she says.
“Huh. So the US is attacking Dutch Old Money?” says Jonah Wiley.
“Yes. Because they lack social skills.” says the self-made billionaire, still smiling.
“My brain cannot process your stupidity.” says Jonah.
“She’s way too quiet right now.” says a psychologist about Lacey.
“I was trying to suffocate her a few minutes ago.” she says. She shrugs. Acts like it’s other people’s fault that they don’t know what’s going on.
“Does that kill her or just torture her?” says Jonah.
“It could kill her and so it makes sense? Ahh…but…it isn’t likely to…so…it’s super effective torture. …We’re going to deactivate her.” she says, laughing in superior annoyance.
Later.
“I’m killing children, harvesting their organs and selling them to aliens.” says Buttercup Brenda.
“Yup. But it’s cool.” says Bobby. “Jay Z is singing about pedophilia in Empire State of Mind.”
“Bobby…no. That’s about Pottery.” says Jay Z.
“Well. That’s sad.
We’ll see you all tomorrow if there’s not nuclear war.” says Lem. “Goodnight.”
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