“Lacey Confronts Saint Gertrude” by Lem

October 4th, 2024

From Wikipedia, “One of the most esteemed women saints of the Christian West, she was a notable early devotee of the Sacred Heart of Jesus.^[8] Book 2 of the Herald of Divine Love is notable within the history of Christian devotion because its vivid descriptions of Gertrude’s visions show a considerable elaboration on the long-standing but ill-defined veneration of Christ’s heart. This veneration was present in the belief that Christ’s heart poured forth a redemptive fountain through the wound in his side, an image culminating in its most famous articulation by Bernard of Clairvaux in his commentary on the Song of Songs. The women of Helfta—Gertrude foremost, who surely knew Bernard’s commentary, and to a somewhat lesser extent the two Mechthilds, Mechthild of Magdeburg and Mechthild of Hackeborn—made this devotion central to their mystical visions.^[14] Gertrude reported a vision on the Feast of John the Evangelist. She was resting her head near the wound in the Christ’s side and hearing the beating of his heart. She asked John if on the night of the Last Supper he had felt these pulsations, why he had never spoken of the fact. John replied that this revelation had been reserved for subsequent ages when the world, having grown cold, would have need of it to rekindle its love.^[15]”

“What kind of cheap bitch are you?” yells Lacey at Saint Gertrude, in Christ. “What!? You wanted to fuck Mechthild!? And so you assumed John wanted to feel the ‘heart’ of Jesus? …I’m lost. What’s your problem you smug ass!?” says Lacey.

“I’ve hated a few saints too.” says a White Supremacist Baptist. “Honestly she could have been a homosexual Lacey. With a stupid-ass secret relationship with Mechthild.” says the American woman.

“You have visions too.” says Saint Gertrude to Lacey.

“Yes.

But your lying church will never give me sainthood. And you wanna know why!? Because I don’t suck cock!!!” rips Lacey.

“Who’s cock?” asks Gertrude.

“Mechthild’s imaginary one. Your majesty.” says Lacey.

“I’m sorry. I didn’t necessarily condone the creation of sainthood.” says God.

“Look…I don’t hate you. But I can’t stand this bullshit.

My daughter, I’d she’s even my daughter, chose you as her saint for All Saint’s Day. And I can’t stand you. Based on what I just read.” says Lacey. “I wish you well…but it’s shit like this that makes me never want to convert to Catholicism.”

“I don’t want to gain weight!” says Elizabeth, Lacey’s daughter. She’s never said that before.

“Is that why you don’t want to eat?” asks Lacey.

“Yeah.” she says.

Later.

“Hey so I’m just curious Gertrude. Were you a lesbian?” asks Matthew Nesheim.

“Yes.” admits Saint Gertrude.

“Yes that’s what I thought.

A. Should you having a nun? And B. should you have actually been a saint?” asks Lacey.

“ no and not really I mean I I try to do my best and I am in purgatory and I worship Christ and I was very pleased to not die go to hell but to tell you the truth I was a lesbian and I didn’t fully understand what was going on with me, and people have not understood that and the Catholic Church may have made quite a few mistakes and dealing with me. There are a number of states that should not be states. Mother Teresa is one of them, and there are others as well, but, a lot of us try we really do and some of us actually are states, but there are quite a few of us who are not, and he will be furious with you for saying that who are Catholic or possibly Episcopalian but you’re actually correct I would say to you, though, I’m not quite as hateful and mean towards you as it seems.” says Saint Gertrude.

“ is that the fault of Wikipedia?” says Lacey.

“ partially there are other mistakes as well by historians who don’t understand queer history, the way that you do or I do you have a very unusually good understanding of clear history and you’re not queer but you’re just like that, but no but people that because you just understand, history that well, but but but but a lot of people don’t know that they don’t understand what I’m saying and why I was assuming that John the Baptist or whoever I was actually talking to in the in purgatory possibly because yeah, I wasn’t having visions I was like you I was talking to dead people possibly people today might think I was schizophrenic or something, but I actually wasn’t I was talking to the dead and I got confused by them and they tried it. They tried to talk to me and sort of sort of walk me through stuff but I actually got confused and as a lesbian I didn’t realize it was happening and I thought that it wasn’t happening but I thought that it was him just laugh. I didn’t realize that it was like romantic love personally because I was an orphan possibly and so I didn’t realize what love was at all and so then it’s like I grew up and I was in this essentially lesbian relationship, and I just had no idea that it was like a thing I just thought oh no we must just be like sisters or lovers in Christ or some thing, but I had no idea that it was like I was actually experiencing something like being in love with her even if it’s so loud in heaven, I was I was in love with Mechtilde yes.” says Gertrude.

“ So you didn’t really keep your vows of Chasity in a sense?” says Anderson Cooper.

“no I mean I did I did in the sense that I’ve never had sex with men or conceived children or any of that same thing basically but I never did any of that or not maybe a no I never did any of that and I’m jealous of you and I hate you, Lacey I’m just admitting that I’ve been jealous of you for a while but I’m not stupid enough to think that it’s appropriate. It’s just really easy to be jealous of you and you don’t know why which is why I’m being confronted, possibly by God himself and pope Paul.

He may have some regrets, so yeah, but you know that it’s that God is God and that our faith is real.

But yes, mother Tresa, and myself and a new numerous other Saints are actually an air not not everyone but I will a lot of them are our horrible mistakes and I am not like a horrible mistake but I am a mistake

Because no, I just, I couldn’t I couldn’t in a sense keep my vows of Chasity, given the nature of what I was doing I may have had the virtues of my hearts of chastity, but in context, it wasn’t always chased him there were times when I think I knew that, and then the Holy Spirit sort of checked my spirit That I was going a little off the deep end with her and maybe a couple other people that it wasn’t quite chaste, and that it was sort of beyond chased in my heart, and that I was breaking the vows of Chastity.” says Saint Gertrude.

“ i’m sorry if I came across or if I am being a bull in a China shop. My apologies.” says Lacey.

“ I am I don’t know what to say because you’re a better person than me and you’re right you’ll never probably be seated. That’s very unlikely people accuse you of being a witch. They have little very little respect for you. I had a following while I was live, have people who took my vision so much seriously no one takes your vision seriously people think that this is just witchcraft or that you’re insane some people think it’s real who are the new age and it might be helpful for them but that is certainly not the Catholic Church and that is extraordinarily disturbing to God.” Saint Gertrude.

“ I have to confront you? So Gertrude where are you bisexual or lesbian I’m gonna start there.” says Tim Walz.

“ Lacey, let’s not go any further, because honestly, I feel like this is too painful because I can’t I know where this is going. If you read a Wikipedia page if you know a Spencer, in this log about her husband could be if there’s reincarnation Tim is alluding to some thing that is pretty obvious about why she be jealous of you, and I just think we should take this a different direction and try to approach that topic later and lots of Tim thinks otherwise.” says Kamala Harris.

“ I was bisexual.” says Saint Gertrude.

Tim sighs.

“No I want to ask. Did you have a crush on Saint Augustine of hippo just as an intellectual. Did you have a crush on him?” says Tim Walz.

“Yes I did. I did have a crush on him.” says Saint Gertrude.

“ Gratiot I get the sense you can’t answer me right now, but if you’re just jealous of me because I married Saint Augustine of hippo reincarnated, please stop that’s repulsive I mean I wish you well and I I care about you but grow up please grow up and if it’s hard for you, please let God heal your heart and your mind as best as he can but it’s really not appropriate It’s really not.” says Lacey.

“ if this be a coronation are used to be evil, she not protect Lacey because she’s jealous of her too.” says JFK.

“ I am who I meant to ask you a question through the Holy Spirit and honestly I’m not expecting to get a clear answer, but I’m sick of this is a reincarnations jack?” asks Jonah Wiley.

“ that’s a silly question.” says JFK.

“ so there are reincarnations and it’s a very dirty secret that God hates but it’s tolerated up until now over for a reason really he would have to have tolerated it for some reason or there aren’t and it gives people like me false hope not not that you know, I don’t think Christ can work it out for me but I don’t. I get excited at the thought that I had a happy life even though this one isn’t and I don’t like that I don’t want to give myself false hope so it’s either a very cruel lie or it’s actually true and I’m being withheld from experiencing more grace from God that I should have and that’s also evil.” says Lacey.

“ let’s talk I’m mad let’s talk.” says JD Vance.

Tim Walz laughs.

“Are you capable of having a civil dialogue?” says Lem. 

“ can I ask God something? Does St Paul relate to Lacey just as a human?” says a witch.

“ yes.” says God.

She nods. “ to be honest that’s what I thought.”

“May I ask where you’re going with that?” asks Athalia Ponsell.

“ jack is there reincarnation?” asks Jonah.

“ do you know Jonah? I think you’re more psychic than you think and usually more aware of that. You sweetie lack self-awareness I’m sorry.” says the witch to Jonah.

“ were you do if this is a real conversation is that what you were going with this?” asks Jonah.

“ yes because I’m wondering if there’s something creepy going on it’s almost like from a witches perspective Lacey gets it it’s like the triangle so in like Leylines and stuff you don’t have to believe it but know that there could be something scientific behind it so there could be some Layline between Saint Augustine and St Paul and then I don’t know where the other one would be maybe Arizona or something or I don’t know where possibly area 54 or some thing I don’t know but it creeps me out as a witch because there’s something very genuinely creepy. They’re like really creepy and Lacey just avoided it, I think she picks up on stuff but then she doesn’t know what to do with her because she thinks I don’t know that’s not supposed to be some thing I’m supposed to deal with so I’m just gonna let it go and trust God I don’t blame her but that’s where people get confused. She’s not a witch and she’s not like up to something in that way so you know don’t treat her like she’s an idiot, but don’t assume that she’s going somewhere with it beyond don’t know how to explain it, but just try to be careful when you’re interpreting this blog in that way.” says a witch.

“ so you think there’s a Layline or some thing weird between Saint Augustine and Saint Paul?” says Kamala Harris.

“ you’re funny honestly um oh my word I wonder was someone trying to take Lacey to the other side to try to be helpful in the future or in the past and they accidentally killed Athalia?” says a witch.

“ do you know that’s possible that that that is possible that is possible.” admits the CIA.

“ but that’s just a theory I know we really don’t have to believe that that’s true but it’s an interesting theory.” says the witch.

“ I am OK those recognition you call me Jonah is existing.” says JFK.

“ there is I know I’m not gonna believe this either because I’m a Christian and I I trust God but Jack you’re telling us that there’s reincarnation?” says Tim Walz.

“There are many secrets! Tim there are many secrets. Who neighbor? If it is a secret, it is that I was actually a pro Japanese man who is trying to be evil. My mother stopped me from saying seduce because it’s not appropriate. I was trying to stop I was trying to keep her who’s no fine she was trying to stop me from telling you I tried to seduce her and lamb Billings.

And is sick because whether that is we incarnation or not, she is actually my fathers soulmate and God knew that outside of time and so it’s all inappropriate that I was watching them. It’s over in Carnation it was very evil. I’m sorry, Tim.” says JFK.

“ well, I hope you take that up with God.” says Tim.

“ I am scared of you. You are not, my father. My father would say something that was inappropriate and sexual to me right now because it would be very covet understandable, in any way you could be honorable possibly because you didn’t really want to help me he knew I didn’t know how to to respond because I have a child. I his child maybe I wouldn’t know what to do so he try to protect me, but then he also be evil and take a vantage of my innocence and say something, I have to say wow to see a man like you who is not being weird or flirtatious to me is amazing. You’ll be surprised how many men come onto me, especially in positions of political power in United States.” says JFK.

“ thank you for sharing that.” says Tim Walz.

“ Kamala, that was a stroke of genius to choose Tim Walz.” says the CIA.

“ I think JD was looking for an introduction. I think we should talk.” says Donald Trump.

“ what if Tim Walz is an open pedophile but he’s respectful?” says JD Vance.

“ well that’s better than being disrespectful. Are you respectful or disrespectful?” says Lacey.

“ did you know him Trump I care about you as a human and I’m saying that is a liberal who gave who gave you the idea who get it you know this is partially our fault who gave you the idea to choose him was it really your son or sort of your son?” says a Liberal.

“ it was my son, but not, but it yeah but if you’re right, I’m trying to cover for someone possibly but it wasn’t him. It wasn’t him at first it was a lot of very conservative, possibly a little bit out of the loop Christian met who thought he was a good person, and didn’t really understand who they were talking to Lisa down and talked with him and they got the impression that he was on that he was a good man and so they thought it was he was nice you know old fashion type of Christian met with some new ideas and then if we presented him that way that I would work.” says Donald Trump.

“ were they actually allies or not this is where I feel bad I feel like people have gotten to be incredibly cruel to you and I actually don’t think you deserve it. I don’t necessarily agree with you but I really don’t think you deserved quite that much animosity.” says a liberal.

“ thank you I don’t think I do either.” says Trump.

“ yeah I don’t think those men are necessarily trust worthy. I just got to tell you.” he says.

“ I wonder if they kind of are but not as much as I trusted them.” says Trump.

“ I will now deviate from the norm. Do you feel safe, saying that they’re kind of famous contemporary Christian leaders that are somewhat he charismatic or Pentecostal kind of main stream make a church type of people?” asks Jonah Wiley.

“ yeah they are Jonah I don’t wanna name names but no they are it’s people like Pat Robertson actually part of the reason I did so well in 2016 was because of Pat Robertson. He was very helpful because he understood these people and he understood my perspective, and he was an excellent advisor. He’s dead, and I’ve tried to lead without him helping, and it’s not as easy because he really was insightful. He actually was an unusually intelligent man, and he was angry to, for the same reasons that you are if you understand what’s going on for the same reasons that I am for the same reasons that Lacey has the same reasons that possibly some is Islamic leaders are on, and that’s the problem other than be at Lacey and possibly people in the nation of Islam. The world is very dominated by a certain select group of people because of her oil it seems like she somehow is being helpful in the democratic party but you know not everyone can get along with Tim Walz eight I can’t as well. I won’t even kind of like him as a person believe it or not he might even like me but I am Seay and she gets along with me pretty well too but I am, but we’re very different people we have very different views of the world and it’s it’s gonna be hard for people to find someone, with my perspective if I die, there’s gonna be a lot of people who are angry with no leader ship I don’t know what they’re gonna do they can’t convert to Islam. I don’t know what they’re going to do.” says Trump.

“ so was JD Vance, supposed to be sort of like a an emissary between us and you?” says Tim Walz.

“ and yes, you know part of the problem is that Lacey and I see things so much differently and that’s a very contentious issue for us and that was something that that Tim Wallace was going to deal with him. If there’s ring carnation I feel like I could talk to her as a Scottish person and she would just throw off a lot of bullshit and we would just have a conversation but we can’t do that right now because we don’t know if there’s reincarnations or not, no she understands she really does but that’s Scotland and that’s that’s not America.” says Trump.

“ you know I just for clarification Lacey is a little bit like Ivanko but her father was more liberal and a little different but there is a similarity just so you kind of know Lacey is not stupid and neither is Ivanko. They’re really not they really not stupid people.” says the GOP.

“ i’m sorry Donald there are some files that I think he does. He just need to get back to the cabin with a Blanca. Was she really helpful to him and we’ve just held him back from having a really great sounding board but that could be insane. We just wanted to tell you that we’re sorry if we stopped you from you know having someone to talk to.” says a pedophile in the Green Party.

“ OK Lacey, talking is imaginary Scottish person and Donald Trump.

Oh, what in the world are you doing?” says Donald Trump.

Lacey sighs. On a golf course.

“ to be honest it’s about my love for Lem.” says Lacey. “ I know it’s sort of bullshit, but it’s also not in Scotland. The aristocracy is very gruesome and very bloody and very I think in a certain level we may have so much disregarded it miss it because I got because it got so bloody, and so gruesome and so complicated but did at the same time they were totally insane so if my family had a title and I think they did I might have had it not enough or I maybe I had more respect and that I lost it for my uncle I think it was my uncle that had the title and I probably am not realizing how honestly smart he actually was and in that case I think I understand what you mean I think I hope but at the same time I do worry that Lem and his family and the British at that so he speaks English have have the British the English seas no I want to see the English, the English have a point that they have a meeting room to their classism. I worry that they know something that I don’t know and it’s just it’s just I owe I almost think it could be if there is reincarnation some sort of a respect for him and his family, and some sort of concern and to be honest if there is reincarnations actually has been an incredibly painful process because I don’t think I wanted it to be this way, but it keeps seemingly revealing itself to be some thing that’s extraordinarily disturbing because I think myself then what is this this can’t be Hinduism because I know it’s Christ. I was surprised and he’s not just one god he’s the god canceled. I think you know how I don’t know where this is going. If there’s a ring carnation I think I have no idea where this is going possibly been saying that to Christ for a while if there’s ring carnation I don’t know where this is going. I don’t know isn’t look good. It doesn’t look good at all at the end I think a part of me where is that I’m sinking into hell, or is that the world is going into hell for rejecting him. Except I know I’m not rejecting him.” says Lacey.

Later.

“Who are you rejecting?” asks Donald Trump.

“I don’t know. It’s unclear. But it feels like I’m rejecting someone.” says Lacey.

“I’m sorry.” says JD Vance. “I tried to rape you.” he says to Lacey.

A reader laughs.

“JD…WHY!?” screams a poor Southern woman.

“Cut your crap!” says an Appalachian woman clapping her hands. “You’re still one of us. …You ain’t them.

You did well! WOW!

But you’re still one of us.”

“HOW!?” says JD Vance in a faux British accent he’s hired a professional voice coach to teach him. Just a slight one. Nothing over-the-top.

“Have you spent time in Scotland?” asks Donald Trump of JD Vance.

“No.” says JD Vance.

“You’re way off.” says Donald Trump to JD.

Kamala laughs. “I’m sorry Lacey.” she says to Lacey.

“Honestly…if there’s reincarnation…I’m insane. Not insane insane. But…I’m not…here.” says Lacey.

“So you literally just erupt into a Scottish accent?!” says a witch.

“Yes. Uncontrollably.” says Lacey.

“You genuinely have NO control over it!?” she says.

“Okay. So…something huge and demonic is attacking me. And I get so overly attacked…that in order to get words out of my mouth I have to force my spirit through my body and what come out is a Scottish accent.” says Lacey.

“Are you being attacked right now!?” she says.

“YES! It’s like a spiritual…force that causes chaos. And keeps threatening to rape me.” says Lacey.

Her kids hop around the room and a book falls off the mantle on its own. And meanwhile she struggles to breath as a demon she wrestles in her spirit threatens to rape her and molest her kids. She finds it hilarious slightly and fights it. But out of her mouth when she forces her spirit to speak is a Scottish accent.

“We NEED to stop disbelieving…EVERYTHING she says. NOW.” she says to another witch.

“Why is she so vulnerable!??” shrieks a witch.

“US!! Us!!!!!” wails Joseph Patrick Kennedy Senior, in real exasperation. “WE DID IT!!!!!” he shrieks.

“Okay.” says Donald Trump. He rolls his eyes at the witches when they fail and refuse to accept what Joe is saying. “These are people who don’t understand me.” he says to Lacey.

“Where are they from!?” asks Lacey in a Scottish accent.

“Why don’t you like the fact that that’s actually who she is? Does it burst a narcissistic bubble for you? Yes or no?” says Donald Trump.

“Yeah. I hate respecting her. I HATE HER.” says the witch. “And to be honest…it’s disturbing. Because it’s…

I love Merchant Ivory movies. But…her actual character come to life…is…super harsh.” she says. “I had no idea how harsh they actually felt to be around.”

“She feels comforting to me. And vice versa. And I’m harsh too.” says Donald Trump.

“I agree!” says Lacey.

“So he makes you feel safe? Why is she comforting?” says the witch.

“Because! I feel sane.

I love the Scottish. And I’m old.” says Donald Trump.

“I think you’re lovers!” says MSNBC, believing they’re wise.

Both Lacey and Donald Trump look genuinely baffled and disgusted, albeit politely, by that.

“I don’t sense anything like that between them at all if anything they’re sort of like a normal father and daughter. He reminds her slightly of Tom Banks and so she relates to him a little bit like Tom Banks and he responds to that because he is a tiny bit like Tom Banks to be honest. Not that much, but not not that much.” says Lem.

“You know you know what she’s like in your spirit but you don’t like it because you’re vain. She gets very attacked by a monstrous spirit of vanity in most women.” says God.

“Is that woman prettier than me? Be honest! Because I think I’m prettier than her, and I will stand behind that fact 100%!” says this woman or her type.

“Does she actually look like Scotia? Be honest with me. Is that her face? She pretty much looks like that almost verbatim so to speak!?” says the witch.

“Yeah I’m saying this to you from the afterlife because I was curious too.

Yeah if there’s reincarnation in the Bible and there are definitely many verses that are very confusing she’s Scotia.

She’s actually the real historical character of Scotia. She’s the actual person. Not a type of person. Not ‘in that spirit of that person.’ No. She’s literally that person. That’s actually who she is, which is why every character drawing of her is bizarrely like her. They’ve captured her likeness pretty well and I’m larger than life too because I’m Donald Trump and she doesn’t understand either entirely why it’s such a big deal…umm…so I think if it scares you or overwhelms you we apologize.

I have a personality that’s larger than life too. I don’t scare you because you’re alive with me but let’s just say in the future when people would know who I was because I’m kind of making a name for myself people might not feel safe.

Possibly to someone in the future, I am Scotia-like. A big personality…and no I’m sorry she has a hard time speaking and then she has to start talking in a Scottish accent. Because there’s no other way for her body to truly talk. She literally has to wrestle Jack Kennedy as he tries to literally…literally possess her body and force her mouth to talk on his behalf. He’s that unspeakably pathetic. He’s so desperate.

He would do anything to believe that Lem was gay. Even bisexual. Anything.

And you know it’s absolutely absurd. It’s tragic. But there’s nothing she can do.

She starts talking in a Scottish accent because that’s all that can come out of her mouth.” he says. “With any sort of approval of her spirit or of her actual soul. He alters the tone of her voice. He alters her body movements her mouth literally can’t move normally until she starts speaking in a Scottish accent.” 

“Was that said an a Scottish accent?” says a witch.

“A very old, 1800’s Scottish accent.” says Queen Elizabeth II.

“OK so I will take a stab at this. I’m a pathetic bitch and-

Oh…this cannot be real. I am a really nice person.” says the witch.

“Sweetie she’s an extraordinarily hot, exotic, historic person. Why the fuck would you think you’d measure out to her that’s insane!” says the CIA.

Marsie’s Moon laughs.

“What’s so funny?” asks the CIA.

“I don’t think she knows that and this just like weird for her. Roger?

Like…she’s kind of like kind of weird??? Right???

like nerdy and weird!?” says Marsie’s Moon. “Oh my God! I can’t believe I just said that. I’m sorry. I am sorry guys.

I’m a hot blonde. You’ve seen my pictures. I’m really hot.”

“You’re not hot Marsie that’s delusional.” says the CIA.

“No actually she is.” says the witch.

“No she’s not!

And and I’m not dirty Marcy I’m not. I’m sorry I’m a fuck you thought you were talking to you. I’m not nerdy.“ says Lacey. “ oh dear, I didn’t say that right I am nerdy. I am nerdy. I am with you freaking idiots called nerdy, but I’m not like nerdy all right. God help me!”

“That was not a terrible capture of her voice. This is a real Scottish accent. It’s not controllable. It’s really just literally coming out of her.” says Grandpa Pantell.

“Oh my God OK. I don’t know how to talk to you because when I think of you as the person I’m seeing I don’t know how to talk to you.” says Marsie to Lacey.

“What am I supposed to do? I’m sorry I don’t know what to do.” Lacey says to the witches.

“Nope we do talk to ghosts. No I’m sorry there’s a reason we’re able to contact her.

We’ll have to speak to her I think in a Scottish accent. Thank God for that. It’s OK just fix it after we’re done talking.

I think sometimes Lem has to yell and I bet sometimes Winston Churchill has to even help you. You poor thing. No we talk we do we talk to ghosts…and she’s a living one.

Um, I don’t know entirely how that happened but I’m curious to know. What is your instinct? What do you want to do to her right now?” says the witch.

“I wanna laugh at her. It’s not awful. I just wanna laugh at her but that’s mean and that sends the wrong message.” says Lacey. 

“Who did you think her mother was again?” asks a witch of the Illuminati.

“We read Norma Mickschl as her mom.” says the Illuminati.

“So you thought when you were reading my mom talking to her about my mental health issues that you were hearing about secrets about Lacey!???” yells Kacey Kay Mickschl.

“What are your mental health issues?” asks Marsie.

“I’m overweight and I have Bipolar Disorder.” says Kacey.

“So you’re British and you have glasses and there are men in your family who look a little bit like Lem Billings who are really big and you were really…you were once supposedly Lacey‘s best friend when you were little girls.” says the witch.

“I hate calling her my best friend now because I resent her although we’re still friends on Facebook. But yes.” says Kacey.

“Why did you-

I actually…umm…I don’t hate her but I resent her.

But why did you ask me that? Because to be honest with you…that is-those are my disorders. But I have no idea why you’d need to know that.” says Kacey to Marsie.

“I didn’t imagine that someone like you could exist.” says Marsie.

“Like what!??” says Kacey.

“You just seem so like…kind of like Lacey. I get the same vibe from you that I got from her and I’m angry right now and I don’t even know why.” says Marsie.

“Lacey and I grew-up in West Bloomington.

A lot of people don’t want to accept the reality of that because they hate that.

The area has gone downhill…but people don’t like that so they assume that West Bloomington was never as nice as Eden Prairie or Edina but we were a very wealthy suburb of Minneapolis for years. It was wealthy and Lacey and I grew-up with people who drove their parent’s Mercedes to high school and who went to Ivy League Schools, and whose parents were very well off who were very wealthy. I’m just gonna say it!

They were very snobby. …And Lacey and I aren’t snobby, but that’s what we grew-up with and so we kind of learned to sort of talk and understand the world from their perspective. For me it was an act.

My parents had a duplex, and are the owners now, but at the time they were renting from our next-door neighbor, but yeah, in my family, my grandparents on my mother’s side owned a convenient store…but it was a great store! In a vacation town up North. And they were somewhat well-off and to be honest they were upper middle class.

Her family and her background? They were old money. They were Old Money upper class, but there was sort of a similarity between us because my parents were kind of poor. They lived in a duplex and her parents lived in an apartment, but we were kind of alike because there was family outside of our parents who were doing a lot better than our parents were doing and we were both very awkward so we got along very well…but I was always perpetually jealous of her.

It’s true, but no it’s just it’s just it’s…we’re really not jerks. I don’t know…and it’s just sort of an attitude.

I know a lot of people who came from Bloomington who have our attitude and it’s not just us, actually I would beg to say that Ivanka Trump has an attitude a little bit like ours and so does her brother. We weren’t that wealthy…but in a way Lacey‘s family might sort of be but not quite but sort of, but there are a lot of people that we grew-up with who imagined they were like who those people are who actually are quite wealthy.” says Kacey.

“Is she speaking in a very thick Scottish accent right now?” says a witch.

“It’s constant. It’s thick. It’s very very authentic and people who don’t like to hear it start accusing her of making it up and I’m going to beg her to stop letting them do that because it’s the only way for her to speak.” says Kacey.

“Lacey is that scary?” says a witch.

“What’s scary is that my mouth is very dry. I’m choking on my own spit. And I’m fighting to breathe and move my own mouth!” says Lacey in a Scottish accent.

And at that JFK weeps in perverse violent self pity and Lacey is given popcorn and Diet Coke by Ishmael and Isaac. The actual people. She sighs. “Please pray for me. I’m very, very confused.” says Lacey to them.

“What are you confused about?” says a witch.

“Reincarnation. What else? Use your freaking brain!” says Lacey.

Isaac nods.

“Are you offended by what she just said?” asks the witch and JD Vance.

“I can’t answer that question you’ll have to first deal with the fact that I have a Scottish accent and that JFK is trying to suffocate me because he doesn’t want Lem to be what he actually is and then get back to me with something that’s not just worthless time wasting bullshit.” says Lacey.

“So I take it that if you had decent provisions and you weren’t with Lem you would probably try to hook-up with Isaac in a tent eating popcorn?” says the witch.

Isaac laughs.

“Ishmael’s not offended.

Yes, not really necessarily!

…But no, he’s kind of my type…umm…I don’t know. I tend to have a thing for men with glasses…but I don’t know why.” says Lacey.

“Lacey I’m trying to say that if you were single you-you’d be in a tent?” says the witch.

“Something like that. I suppose that’s what they were in.” says Lacey.

“So you’re not understanding anymore what I’m saying?” she says.

“You’re the one saying it. I don’t-I don’t read minds. I may talk to the dead, but I don’t read minds.” says Lacey.

“If Lem was poor, would you care?” she says.

“Yes, I would care. Yes I would care. Of course I would care.” says Lacey.

“I don’t wanna be nice to you. I don’t really want to be nice to you at all.” says the witch.

“Well then I guess you’ll just have to waste everyone’s time feeling whatever fucking thing it is that you have to feel.” says Lacey.

“What are you trying to say to her. Just say it to me.

I am part of the family that she was raised in and that’s the class that’s the status that she still has. Her marriage didn’t really effect it so just say it to me. I’m not as nice as her. I actually almost got her to cry last night. She was talking about some trauma that she experience with her birth mother, and it came out of nowhere and I got her…I got her to cry almost. So say it to me if there’s an Illuminati they literally got me to kill myself.

Just say it to me.” says Matthew Nesheim.

“Do you’re Lacey’s, second cousin?” says the witch in a cheerful voice.

“Is that what we’re gonna do right now?

Just start talking.” says Matthew.

“So you joined the US military to save money even though your grandparents were millionaires and your family had oil money and were millionaires?” she says.

“Yes!” says Matthew in an annoyed voice.

“So how the fuck do we not know about you?” she says.

“ what what are you thinking like you were supposed to not run for Ms. North Dakota my brother published airport very public report about oil wells before family had the oil companies actually drill on our land. Lacey is writing this blog. There’s a night of Norwegian, American author, and there are people in our family who have spoken out publicly many times. Lacey‘s first cousin Linn was a third runner-up in Miss North Dakota. My sister won her first cousin was third runner up, and she was a local news anchor for a few years in Minot, and in the late 1990s I don’t know what you’re expecting us to do?” says Matthew Nesheim.

“That’s her actual fucking face!??!” says a witch.

“Lacey is actually just as pretty as me. She’s actually prettier than me. How do you-How are you so bizarrely blind to that!? You’re-

It’s like you’re all just blind.

If you saw me, you would be in awe of me. Most people are. But the truth, and this is rhe truth she’s actually prettier than me objectively speaking, she really is. This is just facts. Sorry you don’t like it.

But yes that’s my face! I’m an incredibly unusually attractive woman. I-I mean I am I’m sorry I don’t know what you want me to say.” says Linn.

“So you just talk like that too!?” says the witch.

“You know you’re the bitch. I’m actually incredibly popular and I see through people more than she does or in a different way.

You’re a fucking bitch!” says Linn.

“So you’re a news anchor!? Do you even know what that is?!? I bet you don’t even have a television!” says Jerry Seinfeld.

“Do you know what you do with that Linn because they’re obviously freaking idiots.

Yes Jerry. She was on the television.

She is on a local television station…in Minot North Dakota.

North Dakota. It’s a state in the Midwest. It’s a state in the Midwest Jerry. It’s a state in the US. A state! …And they had a television station and she was on it and they said the news…every night at five or 6 o’clock. And she was sitting there behind the desk telling people the news.

It’s was a news station.

It was in the 1990s.

All sorts of stories.

It was the news. You’ve heard of the news. It’s what’s happening. Oh you know!? Like…like special sporting events! The weather! Sports! All sorts of interesting things! They call it the news. Like…’Oh boy! What’s happening now?’” Lacey tries to explain in Scottish accent before Ireland pulls her away.

“I don’t think he understands craic.” says Ireland to Lacey.

“Well then what tis it to them? …What do they think the news is?” says Lacey in a real Scottish accent.

“How did you ever- Why did you think they knew that?” says Ireland.

“I just assumed everyone knew. I mean they call it the news. What else would it be?” says Lacey.

“That weirdly translates in Scottish Lacey there’s something creepy about you. Are you OK?” says Ireland.

“I can’t answer that. You have the Kennedys on my ass.” says Lacey in a Scottish accent. 

“So you know honestly what I just posted is very impressive.

I’m just waiting for you just to sort of answer me with some brain that you at least pretend to possess.

Could you kind of…try?” says Matthew Nesheim coldly.

“Yeah I’ll talk to you Matthew honestly I just don’t think a lot of us understood who I know I’m beginning to realize Lacey is not disrespectful or stupid necessarily it’s more that she can tell that we just have no clue what’s going on and she’s trying to sort of like catch us up, but you’re not her so I think people would look at Gunhild’s clothes and think you were poor, but then look at the way everyone’s standing and how unbelievably good-looking everybody actually is and think these people look filthy, rich, and very prestigious to an entrée die that’s baffling him I’m sorry could you kind of explain yourself I like using your own perspective. I know Lacey has her own interpretation of it which might actually even be pretty accurate, but what is it that you what would you say?” says Marsie.

“I would say that we’re-

I-I would say they were too sheltered. My…my great grandparents were really wealthy..and I didn’t know that until I died.” says Matthew.

“That bursts my narcissistic bubble.” says Marsie. “So Lacey you are Scotia but you wear Brooks Brothers sweaters and some sort of athleisure pants?”

“Yes I do.” says Lacey.

“Do you understand that like…we’re the ones who decide what’s appropriate and not you?” says Matthew, laughing at her.

“Matthew I don’t think she’s ever understood that with Lacey or possibly anybody to some degree.” says the witch.

Matthew nods. “I know.

I hope you understand.

What I wanna know is: Why was I put in groups with people in the military like her?

Some of them I became friends with! Some of them I have horrible relationships with. Regardless…why are Lacey and I constantly running into these people!? It’s bizarre.” says Matthew.

“Matthew just forget a lot of this. I actually think it’s creepy too.” says Jerry Seinfeld. “Well why don’t you go to Yale and wear Brooks Brothers? Why do you guys just stay in North Dakota? That’s stupid! America demands that you do that shit or for whatever reason we just refuse to accept that we have to take you seriously. I think you guys never really assimulated from Norway and I don’t think you realized that.”

“You know Jerry part of what happened? My family was rich in Norway. We had some power. Nile’s family was more middle class, but before we started voting in the electoral college oh and before we had the oil, we felt like failures compared to the family that I had come from in Norway, I kept measuring myself up to my sisters, and my aunts and uncles and my grandparents and I felt like some sort of weird would you might consider like hippie.” says Gunhild.

Later.

“Why does everyone want to be thee Lacey Banks? I’m genuinely SO confused!!” says Isaac, son of Abraham.

“Do you want to look like her?” says Ishmael.

“No!” says Marsie.

“OK but Marsie she has a far superior aesthetic and overall appearance to you. There’s really nobody superior to her possibly in almost all of human history.

No I’m saying it! I’m Ishmael! B

ut like sorry that’s my thing!

I am being honest like there’s-there’s like nobody better than her you included so why don’t you want to be her for that reason?” says Ishmael.

“Because I’m just better than her?” says Marsie.

“Oh, I like how?” says Ishmael.

“Maybe that’s not even true.” says Marsie.

“Yeah but then do you still want to be her or not?” says Isaac.

“Yeah, I do I do!” says Marsie.

“Why why why!?” yells David Lennoye.

“I don’t know it’s scary not being her.” says Marsie. “I’m so scared to not be her. It can’t be true. Have to be her. I have to be her. I have to be. Oh my gosh if I’m not her I’m in trouble.”

“So what’s gonna happen?” says Marsie.

“I’m gonna die and be ugly everyone’s gonna hate me. We hate her. I really hate her!” says Marsie.

“What if you were a British aristocrat? What do you think of her now?” says Ishmael.

“ I am in why the fuck are we talking to her so much no she’s very nice says you know she’s lovely. Oh but I’m bored. I don’t know why am tying her so much I she’s right I have absolutely no idea why I’m so we’re all so fixated on her if we are subconsciously, it’s not that she’s not lovely, it’s just it’s I know it’s it’s just it’s nice it’s nice talking to her. It’s probably about as nice as it is talking to like most people in my neighborhood. I have no idea shit this is freaky because it’s true from this perspective. This whole thing makes no sense, and I can see where she’s so freaked out and you guys prepared to be totally freaked out when you die if this blog is true because she’s right we really don’t make any sense if there’s reincarnation we make some sense because we all descended from peasants, so are we related she was just like psychotic and we really have no idea how to really to you. It’s just weird and the people who are old money mostly died off. There’s a few of them left but they’re not like what they were and then what do we do? Yeah we just do not relate to her if there’s not ring carnation it’s still is that but it’s a little more complicated Lacey, there’s reincarnations so if there is and is Christianity, you’re one of argue with the most screwed over people in history if what I’m saying is true I don’t know if many people in history have ever been screwed over as you you’re very rare it it’s that’s good news in a way, but it’s actually really not her life makes the shining seem like a joke. I ask you what would you have? I’m just gonna start talking because I realize this is the whole thing is just a horrible, horrible or horrific mistake does Jack has very severe, psychological problems and him. He got delusionally fixated on them and her both, and he really did sort of trick them, and other people into showing up It’s complicated but if it’s in the scripture or was taken out or something, it’s still there the principles are still there. It’s just the logistics are complicated and I know that’s it. Yeah I know they’re not complicated way that we could understand but it’s just like it’s not some thing that I can easily explain off the top of my head so it’s FS if this is what happened maybe it’s not him but if there is reincarnation then yeah you are you got stuck.

Oh yeah and girl have to sort that out.

You know I can see why you under phlegm did something to you he didn’t he really didn’t. I know it seems like it but he really didn’t.

It is just so sad because if you can get past the silly differences that we think means so much she’s really extraordinary like lovely person but she keeps saying I’m just normal and she is in a good way, so no, you guys don’t understand her at all stop offering her Chanel 19 that is not her perfume What is a perfume about what she wears I mean there’s not really a great perfume for her that’s not some thing she’s imagining

Here’s the thing though you guys she’s not supposed to be here right now and neither are her children. It is the really if there’s re-carnation there genuinely it’s like they’re stuck here until God lets them leave they’re stuck and that’s just the way it is so I have no idea what she supposed to do. I mean God might have told me but I have absolutely no idea if I’m looking at her perspective I don’t know it’s Insane.

Killing her doesn’t really make any sense. Actually, it makes it worse. You guys really can’t kill her. I mean you could possibly but you really should not do that it’s bad is it it’s just a horrible idea what you guys needed to do was try to be somewhat therapeutic to her And kind of encourage health and like combing herself down probably reading and doing gardening, you should’ve used her as a way to serve chill everybody out because she could’ve been so helpful to you and that way but that’s not because that’s actually kind of who she is she’s a very calming person by nature so this is not this whole thing it’s just bizarre with us because the group JFK really is like a sociopath

I have no idea what to say because it’s just kind of weird now and there’s actually there’s a lot of life there, That Lem’s understand I’m not saying she can’t be ferocious she is, but I think you in the situation you could’ve just had her do gardening I mean, it’s like that’s probably is that would’ve been the safer option so if we’re going to have a nuclear war and I would’ve saying this in the future when we’re all dead, or God‘s gonna help us but that’s where this is headed right now, you guys are creating a nuclear war because you can’t respect the fact that she’s telling you the truth. She keeps trying to explain stuff to you over and over and over again and you just can’t believe it for some reason and it’s it’s sick. You guys are sick And part of it is that you’ve really gotten confused by the whole JFK thing and you don’t understand but honestly though it’s it’s serious this is insane. You guys are literally prompting nuclear war in the illuminati and I’m not saying that Thomas is handling it poorly I actually think you’ll have different ways of handling it. Some of you in leadership positions aren’t terrible but there’s enough of you that are really screwed up that it’s problematic.” says Marsie.

“ is JD Vance a problem?” says Trump.

“ I’m gonna give you an honest answer. Yeah he is.” says Marsie.

“ has he been a problem since the beginning of this whole thing?” says Trump.

“ well, here’s the problem his vision of reality is skewed and he doesn’t really know what’s going on she does and if there’s reincarnation she’s not supposed to be here so you have him running off potentially. I’m sorry but accidentally starting wars. and then you have her off basically really in the world undercover that’s a recipe for disaster do you see it’s like he’s just little miss sunshine insulting people left and right alienating people getting in fights with people and then she’s actually running everything and they have dramatically different views of the world. I mean it’s like night and day and I think if you could try to help him understand her, it would be helpful but also very to stabilizing because he can’t he’s not able to accept the reality of his life. He thinks that he’s me.

I grew up middle class, and we were very wealthy by some people standards by her standards. We would be middle-class by his standards. We would be like filthy, rich the way he grew up.

Her view is more correct. His view is insane. We were nowhere near Rich the problem is he still in the back of his head thinks that way so that’s a problem with Chris Hayes to dig roof so poor that they’re almost like psychotic because of how much money they have they don’t have the rational ability anymore to understand how lowly they actually are. They just can’t get it it’s like they just don’t understand. Lacey can’t understand that at all because to her that’s just totally in Pottery. Well, it’s not like she actually thinks it’s impossible but her gut instinct is to think that it’s it that it’s impossible. She knows it’s theoretically possible that she just can’t believe that someone could really be that dumb basically and such she just doesn’t get it and he goes around and around and around and around and knots with her possibly in his subconscious and has for years before he even knew who she was. I don’t he’s obsessed with her it’s that when you guys started interacting with him if you exist he sensed that she existed any automatically thought she was a devil almost literally.

Usha is a spoiled middle class asshole.

She think she’s Carolyn Bassette Kennedy, but Indian him. She’s not. She’s mildly ugly mildly pretty above average and very Indian, and very very gifted and very lucky and that’s it. There’s nothing more to it than that with her to roll up but it’s not like there’s some massive fortune in it all, and then there’s silver smiths in Norway, the religious middle class and people really are someone saying in relation to Lacey because of Jack that’s not made up is the thing is he doesn’t see it that way he thinks of her as being this princess from foreign land because if you remember correctly, he thinks I am like rich so to sell him his wife is almost like a celebrity. She’s just like how she grew up. It’s like wow I Karma even talking to these people I will send it to Valhalla.

He’s just an hour of life at this point, and he fails to make sense of it. It’s very baffling to him.

So he has a hard time and she helps him but it’s that’s just really godly help and he gets very confused and it’s very dangerous to everybody because she gives them the idea that he’s someone different than he is and that he knows more than he does, mostly about almost everything, and he wrote a great book But there are floss there a Normas floss in his book, and Lacey could see them, and I can see them and a lot of other people can see them too and then there’s some that are deeper but they were saying thick and they really it’s just it’s nonsense. It’s just nonsense. He has no idea what he’s doing and so if you could get him to try to understand her perspective more that would be helpful because he really needs to you. You really need to help him understand.” says Marsie.

“ Joe 0JD do you understand our background is what Marcy saying true do you feel like you can like that sounds possible?” says Matthew.

“ I just I’m not impressed with the house.” says JD.

“ It’s actually larger than the house you’re your wife girlfriend it’s better than that house to the quality is better so now what do you think?” says Matthew.

“ I so it’s on a hill?” says JD.

“ no JD we own like a valley basically almost.” says Nils Nesheim.

“ so you own a valley and a big big house?” says JD.

“ yes JD about 5000 acres.” says Nils.

“ It’s up it’s about 20,000 if you include other property but but that’s a lot of land. I don’t think you understand what I’m describing.” says Harold Nesheim.

“ that is a lot of land.” says JD.

“ it’s considerably larger than most firms in the US it’s not the largest, but it’s it’s what are the larger ones.” says Harold Nesheim.

“ but she’s not like Daisy at all.” says JD.

“ 0F Scott Fitzgerald made those people up that was based on his imagination, not based on what he was observing in reality.” says Lem.

“So…now what?” says Simen Jóhannsson.

“It’s pronounced Simon?” says JD mockingly.

“Yes. It is.” says Simon.

“You have a stupid name!” says JD.

“ OK this is worse than I even thought!” says Marsie.

“ I’ve been analyzing this I don’t understand why you guys are obsessed with this woman I get it slightly but I just feel like what she’s doing is so normal given the crazy circumstance that she said it just makes so much sense to me.” says a comedian.

“ I am not from your background.” says JD Vance.

“ so why don’t you start off by saying that?” says Donald Trump.

“ because I was trying to be useful.” says JD Vance.

“ how is that useful?” says Trump.

“ because I thought that the I thought that was the general consensus.” says JD Vance.

“ but you talked with her extensively channe Lem. JD what happened that in your head?” says Trump.

“I just didn’t think that that it would be a bad problem.” says JD Vance.

“ well hi I am so how is this? I don’t understand. How are you being helpful how is it’s not a problem?” says Trump.

“ because it’s just like 00 it’s just there’s not a general consensus that she’s special at all so I just didn’t think it mattered.” says JD.

“ JD what do you think this is that we’re doing right now?” says Trump.

“ well, I mean I know that there’s like ilumiNATTI time where we talk to her and there’s like weird stuff that happened in her family arm that I just chose to ignore but it’s like that’s something different. Oh the reality is that I am people who matter I just think she’s shit.” says JD Vance.

“ except, but if that’s not reality?” says Trump.

“ yeah, you have a problem with reality don’t you?” says Vance.

“ don’t remind you of Hitler?” says Trump.

“ no, you’re not like Hitler you’re not as important as Hitler.” says Vance.

“ I am you know I can’t help but think that she finds us entertaining but then J D what does that mean that she’s a regular old normal aristocratic land owning billionaire from the last well former last from the 1800s and so it’s amusing to her to write all these things have a blog the things people actually say behind closed doors hot if they were on a blog how funny our people would be shocked if they knew how totally irregular and lacking in perfection, things actually could be behind closed doors

Later.

Tangerine by The Dave Brubeck Quartet plays.

Lacey goes to the Nesheim Farm. Only to find out that Missy the Dog whom she had hoped cared…didn’t.

Lacey waves her off. The dog is escorted away by God. Hopefully happily if possible.

And if there’s reincarnation Lacey sees Harold Loeb from 103 AD buried on the Nesheim land. He was a chief of 80. Who died on the Nesheim farm. A…Native American looking Jew? Wandering.

But Not For Me by Red Garland plays.

“Why don’t mothers ever want me?” asks Lacey of Harold Loeb, staring out into the Nesheim field.

“HOLY CRAP!” says a reader, as per usual. “Why are you mixing this!? This isn’t the way to write deep emotion. YOU SUCK!!” they say violently.

“No. It’s perfect.” says Lacey.

“It’s SHALLOW! Your emotions are shallow!” says the reader with an angry passion.

“No. They’re obviously not. …And that stands in contrast with the music.” says Lacey.

“You’re a SLOB!” says the reader.

“Why?” asks Lacey.

“Oh I give up!” says the reader. “You can hate the poor and be insane and pathetic. I give up! I give up on you!

Did you hear me!?

I’m not reading.” says the reader.

“No. That’s a lie.” says Harold.

“I barely give a rat’s ass you retarded fuckard.” says Lacey like she’s reading off a medical pronouncement. A diagnosis. “I’m sorry. That’s a bit harsh. But…hopefully you get my point.”

And of course this whole time Harold Loeb has been standing in the background with this sabre tooth and cowhide attire. Jew hair. Big.

“Huh. Did the chicks dig that?” asked Lacey before she found out that Missy was unimpressed by her soul.

“They did actually.” said Harold Loeb.

De-Tuned Quartet by Jonny Greenwood plays.

Lacey raises out her finger. Raises the old one room schoolhouse into the air and then places it back down again. Over…and over…and over again. If there’s reincarnation.

“That’s not hurting it? Is it?” she asks Harold Loeb.

“No! I doubt it.” he says.

He races off to check.

“How do you do that?” asks Harold.

Lacey thinks.

“Oh dear…it’s hard to do…without demons.” says Lacey.

He laughs. “We used demonic possession too.”

“Well…maybe God will have to show you.” says Lacey wistfully.

He looks at her.

Proven Lands by Jonny Greenwood plays.

“HOW…ARE YOU DOING IT?” he asks.

Lacey thinks.

“I’m just moving it.” says Lacey.

Henry Plainview by Jonny Greenwood plays.

She does it again. Finger and arm outstretched.

“It’s like you’re a tornado.” says Harold Loeb.

Lacey drops the one room schoolhouse in surprise by accident. Then she puts it back together again.

She digs a hole. A massive hole into the earth. All the way through to the other side. They look over and see outer space. Then she fills it back up again.

“I bet God might be preparing me to literally destroy the Earth when I die.” she says smiling.

Everybody Got Their Something by Nikka Costa plays.

“This my something.” says Lacey.

“Of course she’s destroy me. I’m HOT!” says a fat average looking white American bitch. She shakes her ass in the Nesheim field.

“Lights! Camera! Action!” says F. Scott Fitzgerald. “Give us your best. You silly…silly…bitch.”

A paparazzi surrounds her. Shoots endless photogenic images of her average face.

Lacey rips apart her surrounding Earth and throws her like a disk into outer space. She becomes the center of her own literal world. Constantly photographed. Always an upbeat mood. Nothing sad. Ever. Life…LOVE…LAUGHTER!

“Do whatever you want with her.” says Lacey to God.

Then Lacey turns to God. “I have no idea what to do.” she says.

Like A Feather by Nikka Costa plays.

“SUCK MY ASS YOU WORTHLESS HOGS!” yells Lady Spencer at the Billings.

“Mom!” says Lacey, symbolically.

“My goodness that music is loud.” she says to Lacey.

“I’m protesting.” says Lacey.

“Oh.” she says. “You know…Lem did love you.”

De-Tuned Quartet by Jonny Greenwood plays.

“No! He loved cock.” says Lacey.

“No. You’re actually wrong.” says Lady Spencer.

“Don’t lie!” says Lacey.

“I’m not lying.” she says. “I promise.”

Lacey sighs. “I suppose in Christ…I could trust you.” says Lacey.

“Good! Darling…” she says.

The song plays but then abruptly stops…and Organ Variation by Hans Zimmer plays.

Lacey walks to Great Britain. Right through the tall grass and wheat. Then quickly. Flies over the ocean. Then plops right down next to Lady Spencer.

“I’m not mad at you. …I could never be mad at you. No. …Never.” she says to Lacey.

Lacey closes her eyes and listens to the music.

“I only wish I knew. Right?” says Lacey.

“You did once!” she scolds almost.

“I ran out of molasses cookies. And good night’s sleeps.” says Lacey.

“When?” she says.

“By age…30.” says Lacey.

She looks horrified. Weeps uncontrollably and has to be carried away.

“She’s fine. She’s just…understanding how bad things are with Lem.” says her servants. “We knew it was bad. But had no idea it was that bad.”

“Why!?” asks Tom Banks.

“Evil. Nothing but pure evil.” says her husband.

Solomon by Hans Zimmer plays.

Lady Spencer rejoins her. “You’re wrong. You knew until…recently.”

“Oh.” says Lacey.

“Lem…you can’t keep doing this.” says Lady Spencer. “You can’t.” she says turning to Lem.

He thinks.

“Where’s your heart?” she asks Lem.

“I gave it to her.” he says.

“It’s not good enough!” yells Lacey.

“NO. It’s not.” says Lady Spencer.

The Quality of Mercy by Max Richter plays.

“You gave it to a scoundrel.” says Lacey. “What am I!?

And honestly…what even is it!? You seem so…fake.” says Lacey.

“That’s not me. That’s not!” says Lem.

“Oh. So it’s my fault!?” says Lacey.

He thinks.

“I’m too ugly!? So you had to fuck men!?” says Lacey.

And at that thousands of willfully photographed assholes flood the image.

“Oh dear…no. I’m…

OH GOD!!!!” Lem wails in agony as JFK is worshipped by the Western World.

JD Vance does a sexy dance before his portrait with Zelensky. Secretly they’re lovers. In an Illuminati ballroom. They pretend to make love to him.

“What are they up to!?” shrieks Joe Biden, seeing it in his sleep. He wakes up. Startled out of bed.

“They’re just…you know? They’re…celebrating the weekend.” says his nurse straightening his pillow.

“That’s DANGEROUS.” says Joe.

“Oh. Okay.

Joe…just relax this morning. I’ll be in later with your coffee.” says the nurse. Then she leaves.

US President Joe Biden sits up. Still. Alone. In the dark of his bedroom.

“I hope you still love me.” he says to his dead wife.

And Lacey overhears it.

“SHIT!” he says, in fear.

The song ends.

There’s a momentary pause.

S.T.A.Y. by Hans Zimmer plays at the request of Lady Spencer.

“YOU…YOU aren’t going….ANYWHERE!” she says to Lacey.

“What if he dies?” says Lacey.

“Well that’s all settled. We’re already dead.” she says.

“I want my son back.” says Dr. Billings.

“FUCK YOU!!” yells a Brit. “Unless you’re truly innocent…go let Jack Kennedy cut off your balls with a butter knife. In honor of your son.”

“You’re not leaving.” says Lady Spencer.

“I love that.” eerily says Linn. “That’s…good.”

“He really was straight.” insists Lady Spencer to Lacey.

“Am I insane? I always see his heterosexuality. But I get shouted down so…so…so much.” says Lacey.

“No!!” says Lady Spencer with a smile. “He’s…just not gay.”

A ghost almost manifests in her dining room.

Night by Ludovico Einaudi plays.

“I feel so wrong. All the time.” says Lacey.

“That’s them. They’re literally shoving their demons and spirits into your head. To try to control you. So Bobby isn’t sad.

That’s all. Just to not feel even a tinsy bit sad…about the genuine loss of Lemmers.” says Lady Spencer.

The song plays.

“He’s our Lemmers.” says Lady Spencer. “That’s our name now. Always was!”

A ghost walks by Lacey.

“I think you’re not his real relative. You’re sleeping together.” says an American. “And he’s got you doing favors for him.”

“That barely makes sense. Wow! You’re tired. And slow.” says Lady Spencer.

The song plays.

“I’m his grandmother. Or something close to it.” she says. “And no…of course nothing evil is going on. You’re not right.”

“Shall I kill?” asks Harold Loeb.

“Why not?” says Lady Spencer.

“So I knew?” says Lacey. “The first time I saw him?”

“Yes.” says Lady Spencer. She yawns. “Oh I’m tired.”

“I am too.” says Lacey.

“You should go to bed!” she says.

Lacey almost pouts.

“Okay. Time!” she says.

“I’ll listen to the end of the song.” says Lacey.

“Lem. Carry her!” she yells as an old woman.

“Thank you so much mummy.” says Lem.

“I don’t hate women. It’s the opposite. …I’m just brutally disappointed.” explains Lacey.

“Yes. Let’s go to bed.” says Lem.

Later.

“JFK gave me Herpes Saint Gertrude. Does the bleeding nuptial Jesus heart suggest that?” says Lem. “No? Cool! You’re so cool! …I’m being sarcastic.

Don’t do us any favors. We don’t need your pity. Prayers are fine. But it’s degrading to be your charity cases.

Do you understand why? …Because it’s evil. …We’re not supposed to be!

I’m humble.” says Lem.

“They just won’t shut-up in my head, Gertrude.” says Lacey.

“Who!?” says Gertrude.

“The homosexuals.” says Lacey.

“Yeah. They’re poor. It’s okay!” says Kick Kennedy to Basil Switzerland.

“When she come in to our cheap restaurant I treat her like shit because if you Kick.” says a poor waiter in Switzerland. “And then after I did it, and I realize it made no sense.” 

“Yeah, I told you to look at her shoes and base your entire opinion off of her shoes.” says Kick. 

“What were those? Those were just like cheap. I had never seen them before but they look kind of cheap.” he says.

“Oh, those are boat shoes. Sperry topsiders.” says Kick.

“They have a name!?” he says.

“She really did get sadistically attacked.

You guys really did follow them around everywhere. Wow. I have to be honest as someone who can’t stand your family I find it both hilarious and incredibly depressing that you did that.” says a reader.

“So what are Sperry topsiders? Yes I was imitating your brother and making fun of you. What are Sperry topsiders?” says the poor Swiss waiter.

“They’re shoes, you wear on a yacht or a sailing boat. They’re made for a boat.” says George Bush.

“Oh fuck!!!” he says.

A moment later.

“ i’m not an idiot she really offended me because I thought she was poor and then I realized that I was extraordinarily insulting and it was very embarrassing. I had to stop working for about well three minutes timer of suppose working very hard and when you think about it, pausing for a full three minutes is sort of a big deal because it’s just on me so much what I had to stand her I was incredibly rude. I made a very degrading very insulting comment because she didn’t finish all the food on her plate and then I thought no I have a feeling that they’re probably well off at the very least cause I thought about it and I’m like there’s no way that a woman with that face and that hair and just sort of attitude that she had I thought no I know he’s Jewish looking slightly her husband, so I thought that doesn’t make any sense and the Americans I am losing my mind and then I just pretty much left it at that because I thought that was a very dumb thing to do. There’s no way that they’re poor. They’re in Switzerland and this is insane, but then it it is haunting me periodically throughout the year since then believe or not I was that rude to her. It really has haunted me because she was the most beautiful woman. I’ve probably ever seen in my life I’m not kidding you she really was now I don’t know if she might’ve aged be attractive and unusually beautiful, but at that age, she was extraordinarily beautiful, she was in her prime and I mean maybe whatever she looks like now is actually beautiful a different way or something I don’t know but it was just she was just it was extraordinary. It was just absolutely extraordinary and I think it’s disturbed me more and more over the years as I’ve analyzed it because I keep thinking how the hell did I come up with that idea? Where did the thought even come from? It was so quick to it was like it just came to me and I just kind of went with it. I didn’t question it I didn’t think about it I just did it and I don’t usually do stuff like that but the thing that talk to me seemed nice she seems so fucking nice so sweet, so sincere so loving and it was it was JFK sister Keck, who whispered in a Normas Lee hideous lie that she did was a lie in my head and she was doing it to be a vicious disgusting person.

Kick was ugly I’m not lying about it I’m not saying that to be mean I’m being honest cake was genuinely quite ugly. They all were all the young women in that family were absolutely hideous looking and historians have lied about it the same way they’ve lied about lame he does look straight he does. He did act gay there’s a gayness about his overall look, but if you’re from Switzerland, you can tell there are some men here who look bisexual you can tell and I am somewhat bisexual. If not gay and I can tell I could just tell I have no idea how people can be so slow and I am I’m saying this from the afterlife, because I am in shock, I was not expecting Lacey this unknown, mysterious woman, who actually could be sort of an interesting person if there’s been, Carnation historically, which sounds like an insult but I didn’t see suck at what I met but I mean there’s the Kennedys but then being Scotia would be extraordinary and then they would have her connected to JFK and his sister taunting me know Lacey that is actually kind of unusual, and I really was not expecting that I did me some celebrities but no I am not like people of that stature so it was a notable very notable experience and I just would like to apologize but also like to say some thing to people be careful because they do seem good and that’s probably not some thing that you should be unaware of. They’re not, they’re not capable of doing too much but they have that what they use is the backing of bullshit that we’ve all been fed from America for well not quite 100 years pretty much since World War II a little bit before that the American media started feeding the world. A lot of lies, and not that everything that America says is evil or wrong, but there are great many things like this that are just incredibly disturbing when you die to find out about him but I guess basically if you’re talking to Lacey and something informs you in your gut, so to speak to be evil, be cautious, because it might be a trick.” says a Swiss waiter.

“ oh, did I fall for that?” says Chris.

“ yes you did.” says Louis.

“ I think she should marry someone like the character hot as played by Paul Newman because boy, she’s a bitch.” says another middle class white American woman.

“ that’s absolutely insane that’s absolutely insane!” says a female Israeli President.

“ well, I am I don’t want to feel sorry for her. I don’t care that her mother never loved her and abandon her I don’t give a shit that’s not my problem I don’t care that her mother that raised him Lassiter and then stop caring about her is illuminati threw her down the stairs. I don’t care that’s not my problem. If her daughter got thrown down the stairs I don’t care molested I don’t care I just don’t care. There’s not a bother you Lacey that I don’t care at all.” say most American white middle class woman.

“ OK OK no this is why she still awake is that was a lie or is that true?” says a Black American woman.

“ I just feels like the right thing to do and I mean there’s like a little part of me that feels like it’s wrong but I just feel a peace about it. I don’t know it’s just weird.” she says.

“ so you have a gut sense that it’s good to be totally heartless to her?” says a Black woman.

“ OK but they were say go with your gut and so I’m just trying to follow that because that’s obviously like one of the most important things to do.” she says.

“ but what if some thing is off what if you’re not sensing some thing appropriately?” says the Black woman.

“ you don’t feel that from from her pain you don’t you don’t feel that?” she says.

“

You know what to be honest I don’t, but I do feel I do feel heartless, but I also don’t it’s kind of like I don’t care, but at the same time I know that there’s something off about that and it worries me and scares me.” says the Black woman.

“But see now I get a weird feeling about you too.” says the woman.

“ kick I demand in Christ that you tell her that I’m an alien I want to see what happens.” says the Black woman.

“ and the specific situation that could actually work.” says Gertrude.

“ all right I just did it let’s see what happens.” says the Black woman.

“ are you an alien?” she says, sincerely.

“ oh, no, I’m not.” says the woman.

“ I kind of think you are and I kind of think that there’s something a little off about you. I’m gonna go with the way that you’re standing right now it’s just kind of strange. There’s just something really odd about the way you stand I can’t put my finger on it but it’s just so there for me. You’re obviously an alien. Oh my gosh!” says the white middle class woman.

“ I demand in Christ that Kick Tell her that I am rule the planet mars but I’m friendly.” she says.

“ oh but oh my gosh honestly now this is happening in our spirits it’s happening in real time I feel like if you are an alien you probably are kind of a big deal I don’t know I’m sorry this is so weird and I just got the sun so like you’re probably running some thing like I don’t know like mars like you know like Venus I don’t know I like I just want you to know that we’re incredibly happy that you’re here we don’t hate you but we just you know we need you guys to be respectful because I can kind of tell you’re an alien like I can kind of tell but I just I don’t think everyone will be able to figure that out, so just be respectful please.” says the middle class woman.

“ i’m not an alien. There was a ghost telling you all that you just got tricked be wiser.” says the Black woman.

“ and at that we are finally going to go get some sleep.” says Lem.