“Lacey is LIAR!”

(September 25th, 2024)

“Lacey!” screams the Kennedy-Illuminati.

“Yah! It’s not funny. Not anymore.” says JFK. In an attempt to imitate Lacey he drives into traffic. He crashes his car. “I didn’t mean to!” he says. “See! Her personality is impossible. If it was real…I’d still be driving my car right now.”

“That’s not how this works.” says Michael Rockefeller.

“Why is he mad?” asks JFK.

“Oh…my…God.” says a reader.

“Lacey is LIAR!!!” yells JFK.

“But Satan isn’t?” says Michael.

“No. Don’t say that.” says a living born-again Christian.

Peter Thiel cries. “This cannot be real!”

“Is this…over Lem?” asks NBC.

“Yup.” says Donald Trump Senior, sadly.

“Peter can’t believe I faked it. Like a lot of gay men he’s stuck believing I’m gay. Because if I’m not…there’s no real way to fake being straight. And homosexuality is OBVIOUS. It’s not just about me being a different person than I popularly am imagined to be.” says Lem.

“So…lots of gay men…are so insecure they’d rather believe they can totally fake being straight than accept reality. Because they care about their image. And they’d rather been seen as straight.” says NBC.

“Jack…what did you do? When you were driving just now?” says a Canadian actor.

“I tore into traffic. Without thinking!” says JFK. “She doesn’t think!”

“Huh. No thinking at all?” says the actor.

“None. I was genuinely imitating this idiot woman.” says JFK. “She is something else? Huh? Wow.”

“So…Lacey’s a loser.” says the Canadian actor.

Lacey looks concerned.

Moments later.

“Umm…the British are busy. They’re asleep.” says a man to Lacey.

“Oh yes. …Oh no! That’s not possible.” says Lacey in a dither. She recalibrates. Looks suspicious. Waits.

Music plays.

“I need to pay off my credit cards!” says Lacey. “Goodness.”

“And all your medical bills!” says a hater in the Illuminati.

Lacey looks confused. “I don’t have that- Actually I don’t think I have- Oh wait. I’ll ask Mark!”

“Seems they do have medical debt.” says a Canadian.

“But we’re paying it!” says Lacey.

“Some of it is old! If you’re upper class how can you have that!?” asks a hater in the Illuminati.

“THANK YOU! I lose my sense of humor. On certain days.” says Bobby Kennedy Junior in a pissy mood.

“Oh my goodness!” says Lacey.

“THAT’S FAKE!” says her hater. Smiling. “YOU SOUND POSH! But that’s not real!”

Lacey calms herself by taking a deep breath.

“Our son had a few days in the icu. In Seattle. And it took loads of tests to find out he had epilepsy.” says Lacey. “And it was extremely expensive. Thousands and thousands and thousands of Dollars. And at the time we had to pay in increments. We didn’t have $30,000 up front.”

“And you didn’t ask for help.” says the CIA.

“No! We can and could pay it. But we had to do it incrementally.” says Lacey.

“How much is left?” asks Cameron.

Lacey looks suspicious.

There’s a car accident almost in front of her.

“See! She can’t handle it!” says JFK. “Petty loser!!”

Her son sneezes.

Lacey flinches. Blinks profusely.

“Total idiot!!” says Bobby. He laughs and forces himself to air pump.

“Yeah. Why are you so scared!?” says the woman helping him.

“She’s suspicious of me. Because I’m being nice now.” says Cameron Diaz.

“Why wouldn’t she be!?” says Lem.

“Because! She’s supposed to be psychic.” says Cameron.

“Actually we’re just imitating her. This is how she analyzes Lem’s sexuality.” says Peter Thiel.

“That’s…not true.” says the CIA.

“Peter. We have a problem.” says JD Vance.

“That’s…not true.” says Cameron imitating the CIA mockingly.

They stare at her.

“Cat got your tongue!!” says Cameron.

“IDIOTS!!!” yells Bobby. “WE ARE THE ONLY SANE ONES.”

“Yeah.” says one of his many female sexual partners. Nodding and smiling. Thoughtfully.

“Hey. What’s being written on her blog?” asks JFK, checking in. “What’s it read like?”

“Can’t you check?” asks the CIA.

“It was closer to $70,000.” says Lacey. “It’s well under 10 now.”

“And you’ve paid it?” says her neighbor.

“Yes. We’ve paid $7,000 a year on medical care. For over a decade.” says Lacey.

“No help? Just…out of pocket.” says her neighbor.

“Or rather almost a decade.” says Lacey.

“On top of the debt there’s been thousands more. It’s been extremely expensive.” says Lem.

“So like $100,000 in medical debt. And they still have a retirement?” says her neighbor.

“Yes. And savings accounts.” says Lem. “But the Illuminati found their medical debt this morning and felt it was a smoking gun. Bobby…felt comforted by it.”

“He’s being honest this morning. I think he tried to be nice. But…it’s hard for him to change his mind. He’s like Jack.” says Mary, his former wife.

“I’m not that confused.” says Bobby.

“Oh really? You’re just humoring them?” says Mary.

He looks sad.

“BETTER!” says JFK. “I had a feeling we sound bad. Okay?”

“Oh shit.” says the Canadian actor.

“So it’s like…$5,000? Including new bills?” says the CIA.

“Yeah.” says Lacey.

“Wow! How much have they paid?” asks her neighbor.

“Total?” says Lem.

“YAWN!” says Casi. She rolls her eyes.

“Yeah.” says her neighbor.

“$150,000.00” says Grandpa Pantell.

“Wow! And they still have equity. Retirement. A paid off car. And tons of valuables. And some savings.” says Casi. “Why doesn’t Mark just pay off all of it quickly?”

“He’s calculating interest. He can do that quickly. So…it’s made more sense to spend the money elsewhere. And pay it incrementally.

They actually are upper class Old Money. But…$150,000 in medical bills was more than they could afford up front. They didn’t have $150,000 laying around to burn.” says Louis. “Old Money really isn’t just about money.”

“This is dumb. Lacey. They’re trying to play with your mind. They can’t believe you have a genius-ditzy personality.” says Princess Kate.

“Oh.” says Lacey.

“Okay. But they paid all of it. And now they’re almost fine. And their son is okay?” says a reader.

“She’s always closely monitoring him. And yes. He’s better.” says Lem. “He rarely has problems now.”

“But then we threw her down stairs.” says JFK, laughing.

“She can’t be Old Money if they had to pay it incrementally.” says Cameron Diaz.

“They have paid it though. And actually…it’s not like…nothing. $150,000 is…a decent amount of money.” says a Canadian.

“Not for Peter.” says Bobby’s helper. “Okay? Not for Peter.”

Nancy laughs. “Wow! …You know…I haven’t been able to buy a house. Because of our debt. And…I actually think this is proof she’s in the upper class. Bobby…you’re broke. They’re actually probably richer then you personally without Cheryl’s assistance. …Did you marry Cheryl for the dough?” says Nancy.

“Maybe!” says one of his mistresses.

“Lacey. How much do you spend on perfume? Yearly?” says her neighbor.

“$5,000.” says Lem.

“Why does Mark allow that?” says her neighbor.

“YAWN!” says Casi.

“Because their marriage is bad. …And she has fun with it. And he needs her to be happy.” says Lem.

“Has she tried counseling?” says her neighbor.

“Oh WOW!” says Jan.

“Yes! Often. But counseling doesn’t fix things. Not like that.” says Lem.

“They could pay off all the debt!” says her neighbor.

“Yes. But…it was fun. And her life has very little fun in it. For her, anyway.” says Lem.

“You guys. We did NOT sanction this. Truth is…according to statistics they’re upper class. Or close to it. But they’re looking for something to feel better about this morning.” explains the CIA.

“That’s a shit ton of medical debt.” says Casi.

“Yup. And they have moved twice. Across the US.” says Lem. “And been brutally attacked.”

“WE THREW HER DOWN THE STAIRS!” says JFK, laughing.

“But given her family’s wealth and his ability to make and manage money they’re actually okay?” says a reader.

“YES. But not like Peter.” says Bobby’s helper, sincerely.

“I don’t personally believe there is a middle class. …Mmkay? You’re either like…Peter. …Or you’re a peasant. Simple!” says another Bobby-helper.

“Yeah…huh. Well.” says Kamala Harris.

“NO! You don’t understand.” says Bobby’s helper, almost crying.

“Yes. Or maybe she time travel?” says JFK.

“What are talking about?” says Kamala.

“Her. She lies.” says the Bobby-helper.

“I bet they’ve had $800,000 essentially stolen. Not counting potential investments. …And honestly…I’m sorry…I know inflation is real…but I don’t think you’re all living in reality. They are Old Money. …England might just be right. …She’s not middle class. …She’s probably exactly what she claims to be.” says a reader. “How much including investments?”

“$4 million.” says Lem.

“WHAT!?” says the man.

“Yeah. They’ve been obsessive. And that’s just her. May I remind you these evil people have triggered two male cousins her age to suicide.” says Lem. “They’re very bitter.”

“Lacey what do billionaires do to the class system?” says a reader.

“It’s not all that concerning. Not to me personally.” says Lacey.

Donald Trump laughs. Loses himself laughing.

“They’re not the problem. It’s…more the distribution problem. And…a glaring lack of solid wealth. In the British Empire they had many billionaires. But the wealth was…brutally ordered. …If we were to rearrange it…it could look like today. In America. Except…I feel like the US is missing money. And to me it’s clearly due to dwindling supply, so to speak. The Earth is exhausted. Even if we fixed social inequality more…than we already have…we’re missing money. Everywhere. In my estimation. And I wonder if that’s causing problems.”

North Korea smiles. “How much?”

“I think we anticipated there being a solid trillion a year more. In the US.” says Lacey.

North Korea nods. “Like gold. Silver.”

“YES! …People have such a lack of historical perspective.” says Lacey.

“Because we refuse to accept that we lost out. The Earth was ravaged. And there’s not much left. It’s very picked over.” says North Korea.

“Yes!” says Lacey.

“There’s oil?” he says.

Lacey laughs.

“Yeah.” says North Korea. “She’s right!”

“Yeah. People aren’t in reality.” says Donald Trump.

“So they’re thinking they have…gold to mine? And places out west to develop. In the back of their heads?” says Nancy.

“Yes!” says Lacey.

“And tons of forests to harvest! Old wood!” says Lem.

“See…now…where’s she being ditzy?” says a reader. “That was good insight.”

“She’s still unsure if Lem is straight. Due to our influence.” says a Canadian actor.

“True.” says Lacey.

“See! She’s so dumb!” says JFK.

“No. I can see what you mean. But I can’t snap my fingers and fix it.” says Lacey.

“Why!?” says Jack.

“Because that’s not how I have things arranged in my head.” says Lacey.

“You can see you own thoughts?” says a Canadian actor.

“No. It’s a little dark. But I can feel them. And that works. I just shove em around.” says Lacey.

“Why?” says the CIA.

Lacey looks caught.

Lebanon looks at her.

“It’s just…something I do.” says Lacey.

“Hi.” says Michael Rockefeller.

“What are you planning?” asks the CIA.

“Self-defense.” says Lacey.

“She’s harmless. To actual innocent people.” says Lem.

“So we have you unable to reach your Lem thoughts right now?” asks a gay man.

“That- It’s in a locked room. And I refuse to open it right now for security reasons.” says Lacey.

“But they were never homeless?” says her neighbor. “Our son misunderstood something their son said.”

“No. They were never close to homeless.” says the CIA.

“That’s…retarded. I offered them a $500,000 condo. For free!” says Ken Schiebel.

“But we didn’t want to live in Harrisburg.” says Lacey.

“Yeah. Which is fine.” says Ken.

“That’s fact.” says the CIA. “We’ve verified it.”

“No debt!? Just free?” says her neighbor.

Ken nods.

“That was actually before our son almost died. Several times. From seizures.” says Mark in the afterlife.

“The Kennedys have been trying to kill them all. Cruelly. But what else is new?” says Israel.

“I allowed it. Because I’m ready for them all to come home. But…they orchestrated it to either torment her and her family or kill them in a way that’s painful…but not pure evil.” says Lem.

“Jack is my hero. I’ve admired him since childhood. …I’m sorry. I think that’s my problem. …He’s a lot of people’s hero.” says Peter Thiel,

“Mine too.” admits Kamala.

“See. She’s STOOPUD! So dumb. You cannot challenge the power of JACK!” says JFK. “LISERS!”

“But Jack she didn’t even know it was you. Until a year or two ago.” says Queen Mary.

“So what bitch? …So what?” says JFK.

“Don’t you see? She couldn’t have been intimidated by you. Because she had no idea it was even you.” says King George V.

“I cannot challenge them?” says JFK to someone.

“No.” says the entity.

“See! I’m A VICTIM!” he yells at God. “Anyway…I rock the underdog. It’s cool.

Losers!” says JFK giving an Italian f-you to the British Royal Family.

Casi laughs.

Casi can’t stop laughing.

Casi practically falls over laughing.

Then she claps for Jack. “Who taught you that?” she asks him.

“I saw it in the movies.” he says.

“Wow! Huh. …Okay. I guess…I can’t feel so self-righteous. I’ve done shit like that too.” says Casi.

“Right? Awww!” says Kamala.

“Casi. I’m confused. If there’s reincarnation why did YOU come back?” asks Lacey’s neighbor.

“Could you buy our house?” asks another neighbor.

“Yeah?” says Lem. “But they’d never do that!”

“Lem probably explained reality. $4 million.” says a reader.

“We’re worth more!” says her cousin.

Her neighbor nods. Rolls his eyes.

“No. We really are!” says another cousin.

“So she’s poor?” asks her neighbor.

“HOLY SHIT!” says a man in North Oaks in exasperation.

“No. We are.” says her cousin.

“Not all of us though. She’s in the middle.” says another one of her cousins.

“Jack. She didn’t know it was you.” says King George V.

“Yeah. She needed to know that. …It doesn’t work otherwise.” says a demon to JFK.

He cries. Kicks something.

“Lacey. I don’t think Republicans are evil either.” says Donald Trump to Lacey.

Lacey smiles. “I’m sorry. I just think owning a $420,000 house…and an old Audi…is perfectly Old Money today when you’ve been sadistically attacked.”

“I agree.” says Donald Trump. “Are you worried?”

“Barely.” says Lacey.

“I wouldn’t be either if I was you. You have Christ. And…things look good. You’ll never be a billionaire. But…*he shrugs*. And I shouldn’t say that! Who knows!?” he says.

“Exactly! If I can’t live a decent life because it bothers people too much…there’s something wrong with everything. And society will collapse. That’s where I am socioeconomically.” says Lacey.

“True!” he says.

“Bobby…how much do you even have left?” asks a woman in North Korea.

“Yeah. She’s an Old Money $2 millionaire! Nothing wrong with that!” says South Korea. “It’s not that impressive. But…it’s chill.”

“Exactly!” says Lacey.

“Why can’t anyone understand that that’s really reality!??” says South Korea.

“Is Bobby going to respond?” asks North Korea.

“He is too busy ducking around!” says JFK, bowing. “Sex! We RULE!”

“Can you tell us?” says South Korea.

“He’s broke.” says JFK. He shrugs.

“How broke?” asks Israel.

“$200,000. In savings. That’s all. But he divorced twice. And had a serious drug problem. Caused by Lacey.” says JFK.

“Huh. How did Lacey cause his drug addiction?” asks Nancy.

“What’s the point of this post right now?” asks Casi. “His bullshit is endless. He’s DEAD. …And he’s still not ‘better.’ …Hopefully he will be someday.” says Casi.

“She caused it. You see?” says JFK.

“How!?” says Nancy.

“Because. She want sex from him. As a boy.” says JFK. “So she got him addicted. Early.”

David bursts out laughing at his uncle. Jack doesn’t hear him.

“We’re assigning you the number 7, Jack.” says Satan to JFK.

“My own number!? Really!? Cool. Cool man!” says JFK as Satan pats his back.

“You earned it. My protege.” says Satan, smiling.

“Sexy! I’m sexy!” says JFK. He laughs.

“Always. Always.” says Satan.

“Did you get that!? On record!?” says JFK. “This is important day for me and my family.”

“No. Lacey wasn’t sexually interested in Bobby.” says Joe. “If I’m thinking you mean she was reincarnated?”

JD Vance laughs.

“No. If she’s there…she’s sleeping with Lem. Not me. Or dad. Or anyone else.” says Joe Junior.

Moments later, “I HATE YOU!” yells JFK at Joe Junior. “You nigger!”

God protects Joe.

“You NIGGA!” yells JFK at Joe Junior.

“Umm. Lacey. Let’s let them be alone.” says a man.

“I would. But I’m not able to be that nice right now.” says Lacey.

Queen Mary nods.

“Ooops.” says a Native woman. “I feel…weirdly responsible for this. Sorry.

My bad.

Ahh…Lacey you slept with Lem? Recently?”

“Yesterday.” says Lacey.

“We have clocked it many times. Many times.” says the CIA. “For years.”

“Thanks for that.” says the Native American woman. “It’s nice.

Ahh…damn.

So your head is like super messy right now?” she says to Lacey.

“Yes! It’s scary.” says Lacey.

“Lots of tripping hazards?” she says.

“Yes.” says Lacey.

“I’m sorry we’re not in charge.” she says to Lacey. “They…went crazy.”

Lacey thinks.

“So let’s start cleaning the mess.

Something both hard and easy. …Why not…Spode?” she says.

“It’s made in China now.” says Lacey.

“Got it.” she says. “Why not vintage Spode?”

“I want something new. For a few reasons.” says Lacey.

“Spode is cheap though!” she says.

“Yeah. It’s tempting. But…I just can’t.” says Lacey.

“You’re right. You can’t.” she says. “Damn. You are a ghost. Sorta.

Ahh…so what’s cool?”

“What an I planning?” asks Lacey.

She nods.

“You just attacked her.” says Joel in the afterlife.

“Oh well. Let’s keep chatting.” says Lacey.

“Oh my God. This cannot be!!” yells the Liberal Illuminati, losing their shit.

“Whatever.” says Lacey. “Several European choices.”

“Made in Europe?” she says.

“Yes.” says Lacey.

“SHOOT. How much?” asks her neighbor.

“$2,000. Or more. For a decent start of a set. $5,000 or so for a set.” says Lem.

“I’m not looking forward to paying that!” says Lacey.

“Mmm. But it’s like a Christmas gift or something. Right?” says her neighbor.

“Yes.” says Lacey.

“She’s making it one.” says Lem.

“Okay. Well…how extravagant is that then?” he says.

“Too much for my preferences!” says Lacey. “But also I understand.”

“Yeah. Well…but it’s your family’s dinnerware!” says North Oaks. “You use your vintage stuff…for fun. But this is…actually practical.”

“It’s too much to be truly practical.” says Lacey.

“Mmm. Not anymore.” says North Oaks.

“How much lead is in Spode?” asks Lacey.

“I…don’t…even…want…to know.” says North Oaks. “It’s bad!”

“I bet it’s not bad enough.” says Lacey.

North Korea nods. “I wouldn’t trust it either.”

“I mean…it could be fine. But I’m not taking chances.” says Lacey.

“How close were you to living here?” asks North Oaks.

“Close!!!” says Louis. “VERY.”

“They prequalified. But…decided against it. It was a 1960’s two story. Very pretty. But it needed work.” says Elsie.

“I liked it.” says Lacey.

“Would you even want a bigger new house?” asks North Oaks.

“No. I wouldn’t mind a nicer older house. But…I’d be content with that house.” says Lacey. “Content enough.”

“WHY?” asks North Oaks.

Lacey thinks. Blinks. “Because it’s so unassuming. So…quiet. And I prefer something made with older materials.”

“She’s still with me. But…yes. Her and Louis get along.” says Lem.

“Lem…who kept them from moving here?” asks the woman.

“Jack.” says Lem.

“And she can’t argue. Because I rigged it up with Satan. If she disagrees…she gets attacked sexually by demons.” says JFK.

“IN HER OWN HEAD!???” says Jonah.

“Yes. She offensive. Don’t you see? I fight fire…with FIRE.” says JFK.

“Lem has come too close to losing her.” says Louis.

Jack looks confused.

“I don’t feel sorry for you.” says Casi to Jack.

“Why? I’m fine!” says JFK.

“Huh. So did Lacey sleep with Lem?” asks the Native woman.

“I don’t know.” says JFK.

“Did Satan rig it up that way?” she says.

“Yeah. He’s my friend. He reminds me of Lem. Sex! Drugs! Fun.” says JFK.

“Did Lem…help you?” asks the Native American woman.

“No. God says no.” says JFK.

She nods. “Then why do you think of him so fondly?”

“Because! He’s…my friend!” says JFK.

“Oh. Like…you wanted him to sexually touch you?” she says.

“Okay!? So!?” says JFK.

“Did he use you?” she says.

“NO! Not at all.” says JFK. “He loves me.”

“So he didn’t use you for sexual pleasure?” asks a Native American man.

“No. He barely get any ass out of me in that way. Sometimes maybe? But he scream. He not like to. Okay? So…no. He loved me.” says JFK.

“But…he was…more like a servant then.” she says. “And there’s an upstairs and a downstairs.”

“Loser!” says JFK, laughing at her.

She chickens out or didn’t care to begin with. Lacey is disappointed.

“They’re morons.” says Grandpa Pantell. “And there’s nothing we can say. They get so close. And then get narcissistically offended.”

“I agree!” says Mark Zuckerberg. “She’s part kf Old Money. And yes, it’s not relatable anymore.

Jack…you got stupid. Your dick…isn’t your brain.”

Jack is genuinely offended. “Oh really!? You think you’re so smart? Okay. Fine.

Well some of us are normal. I didn’t know. I thought he was my friend.”

Mark tries not to laugh. “That’s cool Lem. I mean, Jack. But…I think he just wasn’t into it. And you got way too into it…because he got your dick off. And you got aroused by him.”

“I’m not THAT WEAK!!” yells JFK.

“Oh really!??” says Mark.

“NO! You’re a dirty Jew!!!” yells JFK. “Don’t…come at me, man.”

“It happens. To lots of men.” says Mark.

“It’s common.” says Priscilla.

Jack looks thoughtful. Serious. “No. You try to make me like Marilyn. …Loser! …Poser. But she’s not the same as me. She’s a loser! Okay? I explain.

I am from a wealthy…prestigious family. She was a slob. A street trash urchin. Unwanted. By anyone. …She have to walk streets at night as a child to avoid being molested. She tell me this. It was safer, even at night, outside. Her step-father was alcoholic. And I was not that.

I was honorable. My father great man! Very big deal. You’ve heard if him. Right!?” says JFK.

She nods.

“Yeah! So.” JFK laughs. Seems to think he’s in the clear. “We were rich.

We were important people. And…Marilyn eat dust. For dinner. Not to starve.”

“Do you mean that literally?” says Priscilla.

“No! I’m speaking in hyperbole.

But she poor.” says JFK.

“Okay?” says Priscilla.

“So…my brain…was inherently different.” says JFK.

“Go on!” says Priscilla.

“So…she not like me.” says Jack.

“You know…your English is bad!” says another Asian woman.

“Oh.” says JFK laughing. “Is it?”

“Yes. It’s bad.” she says.

“I have no formal education. In English. If there’s reincarnation. I teach myself.” he says.

“Wow!” she says, trying to act impressed.

Jack looks hurt. “You BITCH!” he says.

Then she leaves.

Kick rocks back and forth laughing at Lacey. “I planned that. And now you look crazy. And are sad!!!”

“Not really.” says Lacey.

“She No have brain!” yells JFK. “That’s why she not get hurt. She can’t think! STUPID!”

Kick vomits. Her demons turning on her. She convulses. Looks hideous.

“I just can’t believe that that I was really talking to JFK.” says Peter Thiel.

“The other night?” says Grandpa Pantell.

“Yeah, I mean it was quite a conversation. But I thought about it later and I thought there’s no way that was JFK.” says Peter Thiel.

Tsar Putin cracks up laughing.

“Why are we being forced to start killing gay people or where exactly is this going because that’s the direction Lacey and I see this going in and it scares us.” says JD Vance.

Satan cracks-up laughing.

“I’m not a problem!” says Peter Thiel.

“Just because you’re gay? You think you’re fine because you’re a Republican so your sexual orientation and constant sexual desires aren’t affecting you?” says Grandpa Pantell.

“You know he’s right. But I am confused. Why are all the homosexuals so dense on this particular issue? I mean I’m hoping you’re not all insane and I mean that sincerely but if I take this blog at face value and I don’t think she’s a bad person, you are crazy to her like you guys literally seem like you’re genuinely insane because we have these conversations and I can see if she’s struggling and trying to figure out what the hell is going on and you tie her head in knots and then you backtrack and think oh wait no she is the problem. He was gay! when you just yelled at her about 10 minutes ago for thinking that he was gay. …You’re insane!” says a reader.

“It’s just a vibe we got from her because she seems so smug and it’s offensive.” says Peter Thiel.

Later.

“ i’m taking my granddaughter off of writing this blog for the time being she might write a little more today, but I asked her to edit everything and there’s a mess of clothes in her room. She just cleaned out her desk, one side of it and the whole thing really needs to be sorted through and she’s about to do that before showering and then taking care of her family for the rest of the day. I have understood why she’s felt the need to write on this blog, but I was Queen Elizabeth and I have expressed to her. This is not a British problem. This is not our problem. This is an American problem, and we’re going to have to leave the discussion because we can’t stand the stupidity of the conversation at this moment

I really am a real person. I actually was a shipping air from a very wealthy British family that is not hyperbole. It’s an understatement I may have had titles aristocrats in my family. We really were very wealthy. And my daughter, if there’s reincarnation could easily have literally been her birth mother or at least her mother in someway, maybe not birth mother but I don’t know how that would’ve worked but regardless, the father, who raised her was almost engaged to my daughter that is not mythology that’s not hyperbole it’s Lacey feels the need to point out. That’s actual fact my daughters name is Mel MEL and she very seriously dated Lacey‘s father Jim at Bethany school of missions college admissions Mel wanted to Mary Jim. Jim wasn’t so sure about it. There was a moment when Lacey first got off her braces where he said that Lacey‘s mouth looks like my daughters, and that was a moment when I was trying to tell her, so we excepted her The idea is that I feel bad because it would’ve been nice for her to of had a mom who loved her and because it’s so close to being our current reality and away I can’t just sit by and not say some thing and not do some thing because I can.

So no, I’m sorry possibly I haven’t been as active as I would’ve liked to have been partially out of respect for people who I will not name at the moment out of respect for them I’m not gonna divert this conversation the point I’m trying to make is that I don’t understand why you don’t get it and neither does Elizabeth neither do I do either does Philip we don’t understand we’re British, though, so to us it’s not mysterious It’s a lie. You just lied to her that’s not what I’m saying so I just insisted that I’m actually secretly rejecting her know or that she must be insane know that was a demon who is impersonating Lem’s Jack might still believe his love actually, he was just saying that to Lacey Him and no Lacey‘s out the one who thinks that’s lame Jack you do she very quickly picked up on the fact that that wasn’t Lyme which is why I’m able to move on now in the conversation or is Lacey in the same class that I am in arm? Do you know the way she is and no way she isn’t but no way she is the Nesheims Really are actually that aristocratical and that is just the reality of the situation. They’re not as impressive as we are, or even as other some other people are but who are in a similar bracket as them so to speak they’re not the top team but they are a professional team. How about that you know I don’t know what you want to compare them to him maybe some team from Cincinnati or something but they are professional professional league as an analogy And it seems like you people are too backward to understand that new guide states they’re not as impressive as us. OK I have a lot of impressive credentials. I am British I’m stuffy. I was shipping air that’s impressive but they are impressive. They are upper class old money and you can’t laugh it off or argue it off as I try to make it some thing that it’s not, you’re just gonna have to deal with that reality. I’m sorry I am Lacey and I are baffled as to why it’s so offensive to you. I just got done telling you that essentially she could be easily in a higher class that’s recognizable if she had just been my granddaughter and you just totally ignore that reality and then go back to the fact that they’re upper class old money, that’s insane. I know she’s not schizophrenic you people really are that dumb.

It’s just a class system and you can start giving it a meaning that is it that is flushed out and valuable to human experience. In conversation we can do that you can start telling us why that bothers you, but we’re not having that conversation we’re talking about 1 million other things and Jack is running around poking his finger in everyone’s face causing chaos and I don’t think it works to keep having these stupid conversations. I feel bad for Peter peter Thiel I think he has problems, but I think he’s being bullied a little bit this morning by evil and I don’t think it’s fair because he came from a gay background so to speak. He is homosexual but he is conservative and his loyalties are divided on the one hand he’s thinking like he hast to be loyal to his flag, so to speak in his heart, and on the other hand, he’s a conservative And that’s problematic to be perfectly honest with you I’m gonna I’m gonna say I’m gonna say it I wouldn’t be surprised if he is a problem and he’s part of the looseness of the machine so to speak even if it’s not directly him it could be back the baggage that he brings with him. I am not trying to say that he’s a terrible person or that you should take his money or that you should respect his opinions I’m just saying that he probably needs to be Taken a little less as a deacon in the church so to speak, and a little more as a very strong contributing member, they have him, and possibly in a leader ship position on the Trump campaign that is not entirely safe or appropriate for him or them given the nature of the situation. I don’t think the man stupid I just don’t think he can handle it because of his background and that way And it’s sad to me to have to say that it’s not Lacey to put the neck in Spanish we were just saying I don’t understand how you people can’t just manage to except this you’re angry at her because she told you something you already knew, but you were living in denial about which is what that she is upper class, old money and that it’s not some thing you can change it’s not some thing you can buy. It’s not some thing you can get out of And it’s possibly a lot more old school old country then you like it’s it’s not easy to reconstruct the human mind for the purposes of liberating it from itself you can’t do that this morning started with you guys asking her if you showed her images spiritually in her head of lamb, and she said yes, he does seem gay in those moments but sweetie that’s not where the conversation ends because then she goes on and says, but I can tell that he’s not gay which is how she’s figure this out from the very beginning meaning when she was a teenager and she first saw his picture. She is always knowing that he wasn’t gay potentially at all, but you people have shoved it down her throat violently that he was.

And I happen to know that he wasn’t gay and that that’s why his act has fallen apart in her head as she continues to see him she thinks they’ll just hold on a minute I thought he was straight for a reason let me keep observing the spiritual entity you’re showing me images of and she’s like oh no see that’s where he seems straight again and then she’s like honestly he is straight because he seems gay and then he stops acting and he seems straight and you lose your Shit You lose your shit Peter to loses his shit a lot of other people do too why because you for some reason can’t handle hearing that that you’re a little snippet that you found was it a smoking gun and then what is it get that to issues of social class because what did you bring up next for medical debt and then you found out that she paid over $100,000 out-of-pocket to keep her son from dying, so not only were they fighting for his life fighting with numerous high impressive, ranking credential Lee impressive neuroscientist in Seattle Not only were they sleeping in the whole hospital fighting for his life they were paying over $150,000 and that was all behind the scenes. Nobody in the perfume committee really understood what she was going through. Not really they might’ve vaguely understood, but not much and she didn’t talk about it why because it was such a non-conversation to her that’s how tough she actually is. That’s how strong of a person she is that’s how resilient she is you’re not that strong a lot of you you’re not and that’s the problem. These people have judge the hell out of her and meanwhile she’s paying over $150,000 out-of-pocket and yes they had insurance can you imagine expensive it actually was They paid $150,000 out-of-pocket to keep them alive and they have it down to about $3000 that’s all and that was actually about nine or 10 years ago so they have paid they’ve paid insurance companies they paid hospitals about $150,000 in the last 10 years and in that time she’s purchased Hermès scarves thousands of dollars worth of perfume. They’ve traveled overseas more than once and stayed in nice places She’s had expensive lots of things so they bought a nice house in the neighborhood where people are somewhat prestigious and yet you still think you’ve got something boy you think you figured something out you really do and you think you’re going to prove that she’s full of shit, and that she is part of the war class after all. That was supposed to be lower, but it was changed to war because I am spirits and the phone was tampered with. I don’t actually find that funny and neither does Lacey.

Oh I am but that’s the problem you know you’re not really looking at this they spent hundreds of thousands of dollars literally hundreds and hundreds of thousands of dollars and not on food and shelter and wonderful luxurious experiences while also paying over 150,000 in medical bills But you refuse to except that because it’s not impressive enough she doesn’t have a $5 million house and for Mercedes like Bethenny Frankel what an ugly name and frankly my dear you are ugly you are Jewish and you are from the lower class I don’t give a fuck what you pretend to be. You’re a little Jewish piece of fucking shit socially speaking don’t try to compete with my granddaughter That’s just the reality of it. It’s embarrassing to you and your family stop.

Bethenny Frankel has try to one up Lacey many times I’m a nice person she says I have a nice long thick hair even though I look like up some sort of insect. I have a house in the Hamptons and I collect expensive cars. You’re also a whore relatively speaking in my perspective you seem like a fucking sheep whore. How about that bitch?

Fuck no sweetie she doesn’t hate you I might not either we’re being blunt right you like Black people here from New York? Do you know Alys it’s great your family has done very well. I wish I be proud of you. I barely know you and yet I have to say something because you’ve got a little too far comprehend day.

I know I’m sorry it’s not impressive. You people are not impressive to us. I what you aspiring to be and she could be my granddaughter do you comprehend or not?

You’ve never been so excited in your life. Oh good heavens to Betsy you dumb bitch.

Yeah, I don’t like you. That’s not Lacey’s opinion you’re gonna get offended at her? I was waiting for that.

Yes there’s no illuminati they’re not very bright. They had this idea that they somehow control the afterlife when they’ll die too and they think they do it through rocks and demon worship and sex Magik and sacrificing children and I don’t know what the fuck else they think they’re doing, but they have delusions about their power in the universe.

They’re not quite as bright as they think they are.

I stole all I’m trying to say right is simply that this isn’t a British problem and no poor little Rory whatever the fuck her name was she’s far beneath me as well so is her grandparents so we’re her grandparents I am British I’m sorry we set the standard you want to get into an argument about that historically, be my guest You’ll lose it or you’ll have to pretend that logic doesn’t matter

What a the point is this isn’t a British problem. She is part of a very loosely cut. You know then they’re not wildly different. If there is reincarnation, she wouldn’t be wildly different than who she was before but she would be different I mean yeah she was a Scottish aristocrat essentially if you’re gonna call Rachel Ward in aristocrat, you could easily call whatever she was an aristocrat as well because it’s basically the same position in society the niece or something of someone important with a title. What is Lacey all the different if there’s rain carnation from the Queen Mother no not radically thought there would be a slight slight fever for the Queen Mother. this is before she was the Queen Mother but not dramatically so that was her position in society and yes, things are much stricter back then it was harder to marry into the royal family Lamb was lucky in a way to get her as his wife but he came from a vast fortune. I mean $800 million is not nothing. There’s nothing to sneeze at and he was handsome. He was older but he was handsome and they were in love he was instantly smitten by her and it was just it she was a dream. Come true you know this woman with the perfect breeding who is his dream girl I mean, can you get any better than that and then she was in love with him. I’m sure he was over the moon. If that’s reality he was extraordinarily. Happy for about 20 years, it was like dying and going to heaven without dying and then he died and became love Billings and yes Jack probably if there’s bacon carnation did stock them as a ghost from Japan and trick her and her husband into coming back as his victims.

Are there still his victims? They’re still his victims if there’s reincarnation they are still his victims but I don’t think they’re OK with it and so in a sense they’re not because they’re both just over it so to speak but you guys are so slow on the uptake that you keep insisting they have to be. And actually, I think that does irritate Donald Trump in a Normas amount because I think he feels like he’s been very nice to Bobby very excepting of his help and I don’t think he appreciates this problem considering what actually is happening potentially Joe may have tried to actually seduce his former daughter-in-law. Remember all that Vanessa to get even with Lacey for leaving him And that was before he threw her down the stairs, know who threw Lacey down the stairs. Vanessa has taken credit for it whether she should or not, and she may have had something to do with it, which is how his ex-wife ended up dead, falling down the stairs herself if this blog is actually real and not just a fiction. If Vanessa was actually a part of it, I was suspect she regrets that, but whoever killed her former mother in law must’ve had a conscience because the woman was older, and they must’ve sense that she would die and probably be fine and it almost was like a warning in a way to them like you you know you’re really upsetting some people so slow your roll so to speak And you know maybe they have somewhat but to be honest that could be a part of the reason why Lacey is willing at times to listen to Kamala and why Peter being so dangerous is a problem because Biden might have tried to kill Lacey as well but people are very convoluted and so they are somewhat embarrassed by it and the Democratic Party because they’re sophisticated enough to know that there’s something a little weird about it so other one had they want to kill her and on the other hand embarrasses them if they want to do that, and they kind of got a little bit reticent reticent. Where is the trumps are not like that and that’s dangerous but at the same time they seem to be capable of actually leaving her alone and working with her because it’s like they get it out in the open you know, and then at the end of the day they might not hold grudges as much and they might just think fine that’s the end of that fight let’s move on.

So I mean, what is she supposed to do? This isn’t just a political issue it’s a survival issue it’s thinking about the safety of her family if this is a real thing and you people are very immature and backward at least some of you know all of you, but some of you are and realizing that Has the Perfume committee been held accountable for it’s bullshit no, it hasn’t and I’m warning you that they will be if they’re not worshiping God it’s going to get ugly. Whether that’s now or in the future why are we picking on Alicia? She’s Mormon that’s not Christian but if she thinks it is and she’s trying to worship Christ it’s possible God actually is trying to help her by calling her out in a sense, and being like you know, maybe you were a little wrong.

End that’s the problem no you know I think they wanted to think it is human and we have empathy for that but that’s why this is not a British problem. Lacey and I have empathy the Americans love the idea that you can make it rich show up in a fancy new car and really impress the right people and you’re in. Good to go. That’s not how social clash class actually works. It’s unfortunately possibly a little more scientific than that And it might not be quite that fixable so to speak it’s possible that that’s just not how things work you just did it just doesn’t work him it’s not just about status symbols and saying the right thing at the right time and go into the right school and faking it. That’s the thing Nancy that’s what Lacey found so offensive you you really can’t imitate it. It Hass to actually be who you are and it was heartbreaking to her for some reason because she is a spiritual being and so she was being sadistically attacked and abused and I wait rapes intellectually and some degree sexually by Jack and he was it was convoluted, but effective he use the Perfume community and Nancy and Casi pretending to be her and then lying about it to sexually attack her. It’s very convoluted, but that’s essentially what he was doing, and it broke her heart because she thought I can defend myself and part of how she defended her self is for me she hid in in my house spiritually from Jack. This was years ago I’m a real person this is real. She hit it with her there’s a new Menotti or not this part is 100% authentic she hid in my house and she was safe there. She still has her mom both are but that’s the problem they shouldn’t have to hide out in my house in like the 1960s in great Britain to get away from the Perfume community?

I know I’m getting the sense that Dr. Moritz would completely agree with me. Um, it’s absurd. You shouldn’t have to run away in your spirit through time and space to hide from your Instagram followers. And why was she doing that because you weren’t actually just imitating her social class Cuz you took it way too far Nancy and Casi and you made it very perverse. You were imitating her sexual soul and Jack. How do you do that and that it is actually not entirely your fault he gave you ideas just like demons can give people ideas he found a way to give you ideas on how to imitate her in ways that were extraordinary inappropriate inappropriate so it was simple. It was quirky stuff and he gave you the ideas. Do you know you should wear your hair this way you should wear this to this event you should wear your jeans like this and it was in a way that was so intrinsically her Saks, her soul That it was creepy. It was creepy as heck and then you stole her perfume and try to make it yours I mean that’s perfume is a very personal thing and then you stole her signature fragrance and started posing in pictures to look like her believing at a certain level that you were as pretty as her and imitating her and that’s absurd. You’re nowhere near as beautiful as is she is and never have been And then when I said when she’d say stuff like that, you know you acts like it’s some sort of evil on her part it’s not unfortunately for you it’s not that cliché.

No, I have Eric Liddell in my house with me and treating me enough but no the idea is that you cat you you can’t yeah you can’t like use somebody’s signature that’s like very serious go through their underwear drawer, psychically and start wearing their underwear and then try to have sex with her husband I mean that’s basically what you guys did it was like single white female, but I’m not sure either of you were really that insane. And it’s then she try to call you out and then use the perfume community was just like they’re not that crazy. You are Lacey. No it is. It got totally out of control because people who have been watching her out of jealousy started making jokes at her expense, and that actually is how the ordinary member the man who fell off of his house or whatever that’s how he died he was out in the illuminati he was saying, help me Zuckerberg help me wow how the fuck was he in cum in conversation with with Mark Zuckerberg that was telepathy he was outing the illuminati in that moment he was losing his mind he may have had some sympathy for her deep in his heart And felt like the whole thing was just such fucking shit and thought I’m going to start saying things that are going to sound insane because I could end up dead and I am I’m just gonna start on it yet. I’m talking to people telepathically so I’m gonna start making videos that, presumably Mark might not even see calling him. Zach begging for him to help me, and he actually was begging for Mark Zuckerberg to save his life because he done some stuff that wasn’t necessarily kosher And there were some problems but on the Saint at the same time he actually did also side with her and so he pissed off all the wrong people he pissed off people who were defending her and pissed off people who were attacking her and so he ended up dead.

Oh, I know the people who ended up dead to to be honest with you, though I am dead as well him, and wants to actually die. If you’re with God in your heart, it’s not so bad that you might even recommend it, and in terrible circumstances like a holocaust. You might actually better off just getting shot or you know having your head cut off or some thing which is some thing that people and rational society have not realized in western society at least for a few hundred years at least the death maybe isn’t the perfect punishment.

Oh no this is an ASMR spiritually if you feel at peace when you listen to me, it’s possibly because I’m speaking truth and it’s actually comforting to you. Here’s the thing America was a very wealthy country very wealthy. My daughter went to America to learn how to be a missionary for that reason. Yes, my daughter literally literally went to missionary school and that was how she met Lacey‘s father, who raised her. Lacey loves the Nash iambs. I know I wish they loved her more. I’m sorry I was just say it. Lacey would be my granddaughter. If there’s rain carnation that sad to me.

And I have a feeling that some of them have tried to be protective of the seas to some degree actually have and still are protective of her but there’s a string there’s a there’s a Cruel streak in the Nesheim family that comes from good good health, silversmith, family, and They’re not terrible people but they can be a little cruel at times and it’s to their detriment in the situation because they haven’t protected themselves or her as much as they should because they just can’t. I don’t know it’s sad and I pray for them.

I think that they get very competitive at the expense of their own neck.

I am you can’t do that with an a family. It just doesn’t work and if they want to be popular with people they want you know everyone to like them but you have to close rings at some time at some point you can’t shelter animosity in people outside of the family when they’re attacking you it isn’t safe.

They needed to close ranks in that family years ago and that’s probably reason Matthews dead. They got a learn to be a lot more loyal to each other and good night understood that but I don’t think your people fully comprehend it how serious of an issue it really is. And I’m speaking to your spirits right now in saying that. but even as I say that there’s so much resistant and that is part of the reason we’re not saying go away, but that’s part of the reason why I’m taking such a loud voice today.

This is not a British problem. I don’t know how the Norwegians feel about it. I’m not Norwegian him if Lacey isn’t illegitimate Jim is her father and then she could be my biological granddaughter and I’ve got allowed that and I’m British as she loves my country. she’s been trying to move there for a while and no I’m sorry this is not a British problem.

Hey Louis, want to clarify before we cut things off for the moment I love is fine lepers in my house he safe if there’s reincarnations we are closing Riggs and is it will be fine. Even if there’s not reincarnational, we fight the closing ranks Lem’s father might have decided that that’s all that can be done at this point. We’ll see.

Putin has no intent to bomb free printing, and neither does Palestine or Israel him so it is what it is is a Putin might say. Could they kill Lacey? Yes but if there’s reincarnations, you don’t seem to understand she’ll just possibly wake up in my house or somewhere on a London street with rum and that’s it. I don’t know if you’re trying to take their children with them, which given her sons, health problems health problems and the possibility of her daughter developing seizure activity as well. If it’s her shift Lacey is illegitimate the note send Tom help as well and maybe she’ll wake up in his house, we’ll see which is safer. He might pick up in our house has Tom decks not the big family um, you know what depending on where you are in purgatory it doesn’t mean that you don’t experience anything that could be happening in the fallen world it’s possible that at times, we experienced the wars with you to some degree because I could be part of purgatory it’s like god you’re dead, and he protects you, but you’re not totally disassociated from what people are experiencing in the fallen world to pray for them to grow and to be held accountable.

Oh so all I’m trying to say is that it really is very simple. Her family is aristocratical money they’re not as impressive as some people but could you stop lying you’re very impressed by her cousins $8 million estate. Her house is beautiful it’s new it’s a Normas her they’re impressive. They’re young. Their children are good looking and are very doable. Doing very well, that’s not typical. Could you stop lying about that because that’s not normal and you have to ask yourself why did my daughter feel so at ease around your father? It’s not a coincidence. She was trying to marry him him and she thought he was straight or could be end that sad Because he wasn’t him but you know not everyone is discerning on that issue as Lacey am I am trying to say ogle. This keeps getting up ended spiritually I am Dad. She has interpret what I’m saying is getting very long-winded what I’m trying to say is that it’s simple. OK her family is upper class old money, whether you like it or not Kennedys or not as much as you think they are that’s the British call OK the living British might disagree with us. Oh well that is with the dead Seay and the right we’re better at figuring those things out possibly sorry the British are not stupid when it comes to class and no I’m sorry the Kennedys are not Holtz buddy they’re very very wealthy, historic impressive, important people but they’re not old money they’re not aristocrats they’re just not Him they never really a simulated and some people might actually even like that this country America was very wealthy and it wasn’t a problem you guys could enjoy being middle class for a long time you had so much land you had so many resources your currency was backed by gold. You were the a pitta me of everything that country aspire to be fresh, new rich decent, wealthy, rich, wealthy, I mean you had it all and then I sort of got troubled and yes that was a hateful reference to Ireland. I’m not who you want me to be who I am. Yes I do. I am sorry that’s not Lacey. That’s not my granddaughter I might be a little racist against the Irish and yes I do tend to think they fucked up the country, if Louis wants to punch me in the face, I welcome him to

Well, you better be in the right or he’s gonna regret even getting angry at me because that is my perspective I am sorry I feel as though the Irish or screw ups and I think they screwed up America. In my perspective, the country was doing swimmingly until the Kennedys and their Irish bullshit came along and try to turn people into some Irish fucking slum, brothels, delusion drugs I mean what the hell happened it was right after their administration that everything just fell off a cliff.

Hey, no that is not Lacey‘s perspective but it might be mine if I’m wrong I welcome you to use God to correct me.

So so basically him, but basically, where do bit of a conundrum here because I’m just being honest and owning my mistakes or pointing out glaring flaws that you refuse to except. Basically yes I’m sorry for her family is old money for birth family could be Dutch old money him and regardless there old buddy I’m sorry Lawrie if that bothers you too, and you’ve been lying about it, your wife is not of the same background as a Nesheims she’s trash compared to them Punch me now!

What do you notice? I said compare it because when his wife do she let it very glamorous lifestyle she was a secretary. She was a living in sexy for all the Way close all the way perfume all the right shoes and she got a rich, handsome man I’m a very luxurious grand family to fall in love with her Possibly leave his wife for her and they had a bad marriage but that’s not a bad life for someone who’s lower class, lower middle class trips to islands off the coast of California, that they probably old I mean gosh private horses, tours of Europe, for that she could buy anything she wanted I mean come on he spoils her that a very happy life relatively speaking her kids are blessed, and I think that’s the thing is they’re so bad no and that’s where Lacey and I get very upset because you’re so stupid. Why can’t you just let it be what it is you’re imitating her you’re buying into Jack’s bullshit you’re trying to be whatever she is in old money whether it’s Dutch or Norwegian, you’re trying to be her in the sick twisted sexual bizarre way And it’s totally unnecessary. Her neighbors have a nicer house than there’s no way in the way. Hers is actually quite nice but this is very nice. It’s bigger and it has a remodel. It’s been remodeled and that’s the thing they’re not old money they’re more upper middle class and yet they have a nicer house and she you know I mean their neighbors is so, that’s nice because really when it comes down to it what does she have that they don’t well she has status she has an elite background. She has connections that they could never get, but they have a nicer house and ilumiNATTI isn’t on their ass attacking them, triggering their cousins to commit suicide, because they’re angry about a botched withdrawal from Afghanistan and they’re taking it out on their family.

You’re very fortunate they are the American dream him and that really should be good enough because the idea is that white in about 100 years our kids will be old money to ideally speaking so it’s not their luxury I guess you could say socioeconomically speaking but if they play their cards right the idea of Americas that eventually it would be They wouldn’t be able to be antagonistic towards her or her family but they might not want to be at that point if they ever really have truly at all him and then that’s the thing, so what was the problem with that nothing all they had to do was just except that she was a little above them. Why was that so problematic because people on the other side couldn’t handle it they couldn’t be that humble in the Kennedy family And a lot of people even in her own family if she’s a legitimate couldn’t handle it so basically, a lot of narcissistic people met her or knew her on the other side and sadistically ganged up on her and her response has always been just sort of ignore it because it just seems ludicrous to her it’s like why is this even an issue? People are doing well I have no idea why you’re fighting with me. This is bizarre. I mean it’s kind of like that episode of Frasier with her in the spa and they keep looking for the secret doors to the next best thing him and maybe there’s nothing that much better it’s like where are you people going you’re headed to the trash and you’re gonna get locked out it’s like just stay where you are and enjoy your benefits, and your pleasures in a good way and don’t keep trying to find someway to one of her and get better but you know learn to be content but that’s hard to do I guess lol when you’re middle class and so is Frasier and Niles did these people have gotten in trouble because as of today Lacey is leaving the conversation with me spiritually at least for now because she should be able to edit this she should not be wasting hours every day with a messy house looking forward to getting drunk tonight. She rarely drinks but there’s red wine in her refrigerator and it worries me slightly if Lacey is illegitimate, alcoholism literally runs in her family it’s rampant in the banks family and so if she is a legitimate that actually was something she should’ve been concerned about and she was because she has common sense but people who razor don’t have alcoholism in the family almost at all and so they just been like there’s not a problem you know but I know there could be Anne so she could have wine but lemon her have to keep an eye on that.

The good news is that her father overcame whatever addictions he had alcohol and part of the reason they like it so much is because they really like alcohol. It’s not just about getting drunk it’s the alcohol itself bootlegger, one of the most important bootleggers in all of history, to be honest, how do you sell dog lol they just they appreciate alcohol. I don’t know what you what you want me to say about that more than I already have but anyway, it really is a taste experience it’s not just about getting drunk it’s the wine itself smell the whole thing is quite an experience But anyway um no it’s talking to a shamed of and she’s not but anyway I think this is the problem you know it’s like first at Salems not gay, but this is worse. This is actually worst case scenario and Lacey is excited because she loves me and she knows that I love her And she knows my house and she’s thinking oh fun I get to go to my rich grandfathers house in her spirit and so the illuminati could usually read that and then think she’s full of shit why because she’s happy oh and see that’s the problem you’ve you’ve thrown Peter Teal under a bus today because she’s too happy because because Linn was straight and Barbie can’t handle that they think they have the right any pussy pussy any ass that they that they see if there’s a Kennedys yo any any hoe is there a hoe?

Oh so Bobby is straight but he wants to tap Lem’s’s ass and he lies about it and you know that doesn’t make any sense but that’s probably why he’s flipping out today if he is at all and then he’s got Peter Teal doing all the legwork for him you know and it’s sick. It’s just sick.

They have an Epiphany and then it’s like oh damn I don’t like how that makes me feel because then I’m out. You know an ass or a pussy to fuck Anne bro I can’t handle that.

Oh it’s just so the thing is I’m sorry lamb was straight want me to say gay didn’t you and Lacey had to fight that I thought that’s because she knows better she should gay and then she thinks oh that’s not what I thought he was going to say so she talked with me you know I’m saying straight 01 was straight out and they’re sexually together as healthy people sometimes are when they’re adults and they’re love Heather consenting and they’re monogamous and there’s nothing wrong with that. That’s good they’re in love he was straight he is straight she’s straight she was straight if she ever was and this conversation is absurd on that level. I’m not gonna keep letting her humor you. I’m sorry.

I would just like to point out how many bitch movies were made by Anne Hathaway Amanda Bynes and oh that’s the other thing Amanda Bynes yeah I wonder did she actually start questioning them a little too much and they drove her insane. Did you see the movie she made over her father was a British aristocrat or something oh and then yeah Anne Hathaway has had problems too and play the poem is it the same as were inspired by Jack and then those women question the narrative because it was to make fun of Lacey and make her think that she was nuts and she’s not She keeps going back to social class and honestly that is part of a jack is so angry about and he does not want me to say that because he doesn’t wanna admit it to himself. He was in love with Lem’s partially because Lem’s was so posh, but he was on clearance because he had glasses and asthma and he was straight but he thought he was gay And his family was vulnerable and so he was on clearance essentially so he could afford him basically and he did he he got him because one was on sale and it’s not about love for lame. Lame really is not his type red say it was more Jack’s type, but there are other men who were as well um, hello sis, truth but he does like lamb, but not as much as Lacey does not as much as a lot of other people could actually, but he lies about that and if it’s that he pretends have taken the whole thing, so just so seriously, and that led was just the epitome of everything he wanted in a man And he wasn’t he felt like he was really making it when he got lambs approval and attention even if it was through actually violent means he violated love to get him interested in him to some degree. Historians in America are so full of shit when it comes to the Lem’s billing story, you can’t believe anything they say, almost all you can believe if there’s if there’s cooperating actual evidence that wasn’t tampered with you can take that seriously But most of what they say is just bullshit other than that it really is.

I am very close to trying to get them to just leave the country. I really am. Her husband was just summoned to jury duty at a moment. That is a very bad time for them. I know they’re trying to harass them and it was not a coincidence. Yeah I’m sorry this is sick. You know the reason you’re doing that is because Linn was straight and you’re too backward and fucked up and cheap as shit in your intelligence to understand that you can’t harass her into making her say something that’s not true

Her family is old money lamb was straight that’s really hard for the Kennedys and some other people to accept because the lamb loses you know nothing and Jack loses his Bergen basically and looks like a peasant fucker because Lem’s was his calling card. When was his credit card socially the heat flash everywhere I’m Mrs. Linn Billings Jack would say hi Mrs. Land O Lakes I Mrs. Lamb dealings. Hi Mrs. Lem’s doings. I’m landings ha another man I’m special I’m gay, but we don’t talk about that. Do we darling? Do you know mom is my husband he would say ha ha ha and then Jackie covered for him by calling Lem’s wife with reality Jack was obviously the woman in the relationship. Nothing I was actually straight. The check was the woman Jack with stuff is bra Jack was the desperate for his pussy bitch who forced himself physically online and then acted like he was doing them a favor when he got off. 

I mean, he wasn’t even having vaginal sex with with with Jack. He was sucking his cock. It wasn’t even anal sex. OK Jack forced lame, literally beating him and threatening to leave him in Germany to get him to perform anal sex on him. Jack was ugly when he was naked and lamb was straight, and so Jack had to threaten to leave Lem’s in Germany to get him to give him anal sex. Jack hit his homosexual side from public consumption and there are some photographs of him looking gay, but it was very carefully orchestrated because Joe was mortified by how homosexual Jack actually was. Oh, I wouldn’t even be surprised if Joe was trying to kill his own son by giving him adrenal problems and there’s no documentation of that. I’m not kidding. I don’t even know if Jack realized that. I mean the doctors can never figure out what was wrong with him. I wouldn’t be surprised if Joe was literally trying to kill him before anyone found out that he was gay. Him, and so no lamb was not gay. He was straight, and Jack forced himself on him on numerous occasions, and that’s the truth. Don’t expect an American historian to ever tell you that, but that actually is what happened.

Some of it might play dumb and say? ‘I didn’t know that!’ you know it’s obvious, so I’m not gonna even bother.

Yes, but no, Jack was a predator. Lem’s was vulnerable and naïve and way too trusting, and he let Jack violate him essentially and then played it off like he was gay and it was fine because they were friends and it was all gonna work out somehow.

Jack Jack was a bossy, bitchy wife. He was a Karen, who was just like fuck me lame now, and then lame would give him socks through his mouth, because that was the least anything he could do and Jack didn’t care, because Jack thought he was getting good sex and he didn’t care, but then Jack like orgasm very slightly not like her you know some grand orgasm, but he would orgasm slightly and lame. Didn’t get anything out of that at all. Oh, and Jackie thought he did Jack sincerely thought Linn was just over the moon when Lem would give him an orgasm through oral sex? 

Why do I keep saying Linn because the the Seays are distantly related to Lem’s’s family and the Kennedys think they’re far more elite, and clever than they really are. They they think that somehow that’s threatening to Lacey or embarrassing to her or it’s just funny because they’re distantly related and it’s so distant and it’s really more about American aristocracy than they cognitively understand.

Oh yes some of this blog is going to be hard to read because she gets frustrated and starts just talking instead of typing because it’s faster and she’s channeling people and that’s not what you want to do anyway necessarily and so it’s just a lot less frustrating to just talk into the phone and in the process of doing that sometimes things mess with what she writes even if she’s actually speaking very clearly.

But it’s interesting to read what she writes because some of it actually is a tell from the other side that this isn’t fake at least in some level and that people reading it should take it very seriously. Not so seriously that they doubt God’s power but really more the opposite that they start taking God far more seriously than maybe they even do and I’m talking to Christians when I say that.

So basically yeah there’s nothing wrong with being middle class. There’s nothing wrong with it at all the problems poverty the problem is evil the problems were disease and destruction and war and famine are but now it’s peoples egos and it’s it’s insane because no you don’t you don’t have to be better than Lacey to be her friend to be her neighbor to be extraordinarily fortunate. You don’t have to be better than her. It’s totally unnecessary in America. Totally unnecessary, it’s really just like insisting on having thicker icing on your cake like why do you need that you don’t need that it’s good cake it’s you have enough icing a lot of people do when your way you’ve had a problem with her and it’s absurd but people are just they’re triggered by evil and people have made very dumb decisions in and it’s at a breaking point because Peter was someone that we wanted to be able to trust but he’s too gay and with you know he he route if there’s an illuminati she had him literally talking to Jack but Jack sounds so stupid and backward and his family is so embarrassed by it that they insist that that can’t possibly be Jack and it is Jack if there’s reincarnation he actually is a poor Japanese man Who is messed up that’s JFK and it’s funny because some progressive say why are we even like what the fuck is everyone’s problem because Jack was a rapist and people knows that and that’s not a good thing, so why are we so shocked that in his spirit he’s that lowly like that’s not bizarre. If there’s reincarnation, Hindus would say wow and one and one equals two isn’t that something, but for some reason it’s really hard for his family to handle. I guess they thought that him being a rapist was cool that like Taylor Swift still thought he was cool the DNC still thought he was cool and even though there’s tons of evidence to suggest he was a philandering murderous piece of fucking shit. His grandson was still totally cool to go on stage and say he’s my hero.

I mean, it’s disgusting to Lacey and I you know this young man is an idiot for saying that totally embarrassing and you at the same time why did anyone stop him who put him up to that is despicable he’s clearly not as bright as he pretends to be, and his mother controls him somehow is what I would guess And probably that’s how he got into all those schools and passed through her and the Obamas and who the hell knows who else and that’s the problem he’s out he’s in a vulnerable position because he is dumb as rocks going ups on stage say that I know it it’s sad that no one protected him and told him not to do it even in his friend group I mean you people are morons and that you know Peter there’s some good news there if you’re actually a Trump supporter. They’re morons that’s moronic you don’t have his grandson go on stage and say my rapist fucking bullshit grandfather who almost got us into World War III in a nuclear holocaust is my hero!??

I know I’m Hollywood’s too stupid to realize that it’s like my grandfather caused a nuclear war almost but then he prevented it too. Isn’t that cool? No no, sir that is not something to brag about! But that’s where they are that’s where they are that’s where their heads are that’s where their hearts are and it sat you know and you know he wasn’t a champion for civil rights and progressive causes it. Everyone says he is he really was more of a moderate at best if anything he was actually a racist until he realize that it was a bad idea. And you can’t convince me that he had some moral conscience making his decisions for him on that issue. No, he saw the future of the party and realize the Black people could vote and that they couldn’t disenfranchise the black vote and still win I mean come on, and then you pretend like they are these moral champions? oh, fuck you!

And a jack was disgusting the able to use lime Billings. You all have an able to him after his death, and if there’s reincarnation, it’s pathetic America has embarrassed itself. He and I am not here to play favorites or play games. This is real grow up!

When I think about all the children that are suffering right now, in Lebanon, because Bobby Kennedy, Junior decided, Lamb was gay and Lacey with an idiot I can barely manage to keep myself from trying to strangle his head off. I would love to smash in his skull and everyone else in his family. I would love to cut off Jack’s deck and make him choke on it. Well, the demon impersonating Lem gives him anal pleasure. If there is reincarnation there a profoundly perverse disgusting family. 

And Jack has cleaned every hope that he has in his head that he is Lacey not Lacey because he knows that that’ll drive her crazy and he’s actually that insane. Their way of handling things is to hear the truth and then decide that it can’t be true because it bothers them for no other reason it just bothers them that’s how they literally manage everything. It’s you tell them what’s happening and then they ask themselves do I like this or not? And if they don’t like it if they’re not in the mood, they decide it can’t be true. and then they call it sophisticated postmodernism.

There is no objective truth, right that’s what they think so if you don’t like reality, don’t worry just imagine it’s something different and if you for forceful and daemonic enough, it all works out that’s the level of idiocy and dysfunction and evil that they have. Oh no I would love to smash and there’s goals. No I’m not Lacey saying that I’m actually a deadman You can look me up. My last name is Pantell I was shipping. Your people knew me as being a very abrasive person, so they would possibly even be surprised by hearing me say that.

Him but no I’m not. I’m not their fan and I’m not. They’re fake it now they’re talking to me like I’m gonna suck their cock cause I think I’m gay you know I know I’m not and it’s funny to me because they are. They are gay a lot of the men in that family love the women that family are not straight and they’re also very toxic and narcissistic or is that the same thing well I guess the conservatives will have to figure that out. You know in the meantime, though I’d like to finish what I’m saying.

This conversation wasn’t supposed to last as long today that’s a violation of an agreement that Jack made with God and it’s serious.

As I was saying, if they don’t like some thing, they decide a can’t be true that’s not how reality works. You can not like some thing and it can bother you and you can wish that it wasn’t true whether it is or not but reality is still reality and if it’s not offensive, you take it to God or you mullet over but you don’t just start altering reality to make something what you want it to be, because that’s insane

Oh yeah it’s all about Jack’s ego unfortunately isn’t that sad. There’s nothing deeper there.

So because that’s not reality Lacey and I have to leave the conversation because it’s a British person I don’t have any tolerance for that they can try to control her spirit. They can try to control her like she’s a ghost that she is. Unfortunately, I wonder if that’s even part of the site isn’t a jack if you made her slightly dead then you’d be able to control her using which Craft via you’re living family but you know the problem sweetheart is that then she can talk to Lem’s and it’s not even evil because she’s not entirely alive. And you can’t do anything to stop it because you’re not God. No he didn’t think that through he really didn’t. He didn’t realize that that would be a problem because I think part of him thought Linn was in love with him, and then part of him thought that that somehow nothing bad would happen because he didn’t want anything bad to happen and he’s that insane. so you thought I’ll just screw over God, harassed an innocent woman because it hurts my ego and nothing bad will happen. That’s insane and you know we’re really just sick of it today. It’s it’s gotten too far. It went to far she was up way too late last night. This is just insane. It’s insane so I think I’m sorry if it offends people who meanwhile, leaving, but we’re out of the conversation until further notice. What does that mean that she’ll still keep writing possibly him she’ll keep in touch she’ll post things on this blog she’ll edit things She’ll let people who are worried. Keep track of her to make sure she’s alive but we’re not gonna keep writing stuff because it’s endless you’re nonsense is unless I’m sorry for the moment it’s endless and there’s no way to talk you out of it and it’s just a waste of time and it’s wrong to keep wasting our time.

Oh I am not entirely Republican I am a somebody independent and I wish Peter well. I wish Donald Trump well I wish Camala well and I am sorry to say that I’m not impressed by Tim Walz. I think he’s despicable, putting her neighbors on the spot like that was disgusting and destructive. He could’ve had a lot of other people do what they did for him, and he chose to do what he did if there’s illuminati in part because he was trying to make the situation as uncomfortable and weird as he could make it because he’s jealous that he was born middle class because I don’t think for a second that living on Summit Avenue and making 100 and what five cents an hour, he’s not made fun of by people who know their socioeconomically better than him even though he’s governor of the state. The booth at the Minnesota state fair the never waltz booth. A lot of those people were Republicans who think he’s white trash or something like us and some of those people lived on Summit Avenue and we’re his neighbors. And yes that bothers him. Yes that bothered him. He was middle-class really but they’re not wealthy It’s not some mark of privilege that her neighbors know him for that and I’m not sure if they understand that or not it’s incredibly embarrassing to have to keep reminding people that they’re wrong.

It says it is that it is not that there’s stupid people not at all we hope but it’s more that it’s disgusting and that was if that was the last straw for me and if there is ilumiNATTI and that was his idea, you know she does even know how this works. She has no idea to this day how you’re able to talk to her you’ve never really explained, she’s not into the occult. She has no idea how she’s doing this and you’re too stupid m mmm to realize that you should spend more time explaining yourself, then showing off and making asses of yourself. If it is scientific it’s not just witchcraft and I said irritates me all these Christians that refuse to except that that’s possible do you understand how telepathy works? Do you understand what the tower of babel was? It is scientific if it’s real and people actually are capable of doing it, but they don’t. And that’s sad because I don’t think that she necessarily assumes things the way that you people do and it’s actually quite intelligent and wise but then she hasn’t been able to figure it out and so you’re talking to somebody who is psychologically mortally wounded because of that and then you’re expecting things to work in your favor that’s insanely trashy and stupid. It’s embarrassing.

No, there’s nothing in lightened about withholding that information from her in the circumstance because she was she would never post that on her blog out of respect for you, but you’ve never bothered to even explain that part of the whole thing you just assume that she would participate and just not care how insane the whole thing actually is. You are irresponsible backward fuckards.” says Grandpa Pantell.

“ just to clarify, was there anything to our doubts about what she would say about her family or not and I’m saying that it’s an olive branch because I could tell that you’re real and I think that the idea would be shit that she wasn’t your granddaughter and but is there anything where because obviously you’re mean when you say OK I just clarify when you say your shipping error. What does that mean?” says Casi.

“ it means that I literally was heir to a shipping fortune so you know like the company Maersk? My family owns that company we started that company possibly in the 1500s yes we go way back but it might actually been 1700 but she heard 1500s to possibly but now it’s old. Were they old family in Great Britain and him and no I was the heir to that fortune and Iran whatever was left of the company.” safe Grandpa Pantell.

“ OK so how rich is that?” says a perfume collector.

“ you know so if you are a defecting so if you’re a diehard and so if you’re reading this thinking the whole thing is just getting kind of stupid and their rights how to say was I am G I mean what what would you guess at our peak our family was worth about seven or 8 billion in today’s money so we will actually wealthier than the Kennedys but it’s not. I mean that was people maybe weren’t keeping track as much as you might think at that time but in our at our pig we were we were with 7 or 8 billion.

No, I mean we were seven or 1 billion that was still 1 billion but it’s not there are people who are worth a lot more I mean James Harden was a billionaire did you know about him before he died? No you did not so best if you could say at our peak, yeah we were billionaires. We weren’t James Harding, but we were billionaires. And we were worth considerably less when I took over we were worth about 80 million yeah just 80 million what I took over we were worth about 80 million actually it might’ve been more than that but I’ll say 80 million for now him and yeah yeah so you could say my net worth was about 80 billion but not quite but it was we were very wealthy I was worth probably 00 the Cleveland today of 30 million I had a net worth of about 30 million.

Can you do if it was a lot more than that I don’t have enough respect for this conversation at this point to tell you why because you wouldn’t believe me anyway if I told you that our family was worth 800 million or something like that when I was in charge of a company worth yeah close to $1 million $1 billion you wouldn’t believe me anyway so I’m telling you something that will confuse the fuck out of you and make you angry but you won’t think it’s impressive enough to bother being sane.” says Grandpa Pantell.

“ nobody in the perfume community has her background I mean she’s remarkably rare I just thought I should say that.” says a man in Belgiumz

“ was there anybody was there anything in answer to your question was there anything to your conundrums in regard to her? Um, no there really isn’t. I’m sorry when you consider that I could’ve literally somehow possibly been her grandfather and you’re an all of me right now as you should be from your station no this is where she’s ditzy or she hasn’t been loved enough and she just doesn’t realize what this would mean. Edit a sense. It wasn’t stupid what she did. It was just oh maybe rough and draconian but it wasn’t stupid. I am so yeah the perfume cutis is it will probably be seen as being littered with fake rich people who are all impersonating people and they are too disrespectful and trash. It even know what they’re doing because there is some truth to that, she tried to tell you that you were crazy and then you didn’t respect the fact that she said it in a respectful way and just try to personally demolish her but no I’m sorry again to reiterate there’s nothing to what you want to be true that’s true. Her family really is in a higher class than anyone in the family community. Anyone I’ve checked unfortunately there is nobody that’s just true. She didn’t know that and it wouldn’t have to be true but now there really isn’t anyone. I’m sorry, there are people who think that they are or who pretend to be but they’re social climbing idiots potentially and they take themselves far too seriously and so did their parents and she knows that. I’m a very big deal I’m not as impressive as some people but I’m a very big deal and unfortunately her family from Norway was as well. I know there is nobody with silver smith ancestry from the 1700s in the Perfume community there’s nobody with billions in oil or a native grandfather to boot. There’s nobody like that I don’t care if you had one picture taken by a vogue photographer in 1975 you’re not the descendent of a silver Smith from the 1700s who is extremely historically important whether some bourgeois antique company thinks that they are or not antique up antique company. Yes because that’s what you are you selling takes your company you’re an antique company Why can’t I call you that Seay you’re so stuck on things being the way that they should be in bourgeois land that you can’t think she’s not like that get over it.

So we’re just going to go now I am sorry that I didn’t give you an answer that you just wanted. I have a feeling you knew that’s what I was going to say but you asked anyway, and I decided to be kind and respond.” says Grandpa Pantell.

Later.

“I’m not going to keep indefinitely writing.” says Lacey. “But I feel led to write the following.”

“We’re in trouble.” says a dead gay man. “See…the Kennedys are mad. Not just at Lacey. But her too. …Primarily because they hate inconveniences. Okay? Part of the reason they cheat is impatience. And boredom. They hate feeling bored or waiting. And…where Lacey has a gut sense about the world and rejects evil…they reject anything whether good or bad…that makes them feel uncomfortable. And it’s furthermore inconvenient to have to realize that they are morally incompetent compared to people who are just rejecting lies. Or evil.

So…keep that in mind. The Illuminati is indebted to the evil dead and demons. And they need to obey Jack. So…they’ve overly challenged her every single breath practically for years…because he wants them to. Because…she doubts his lies. …And he cannot handle that.

In his mind…he was beating the shit out of her. And she deserved it. When in reality she had no idea. And was inevitably going to end up with Lem anyway.” says the dead gay man.

“So…the Illuminati is bullying her? To do Jack Kennedy’s bidding. Cool. Umm…why?” asks a wizard.

“We have to?” they say.

“Mmm. No. You don’t. Am I right now?” he says.

“You’re not as indebted as we are.” says the Illuminati.

“Possible!” says a witch.

“Kay. But why!?” says the wizard.

“Because! It’s JFK!” says a witch. “You’re never going to get them to admit that!”

“That’s pathetic.” he says to her.

“It is!” says Lacey.

“I’m sorry you’re having to deal with this.” he says to Lem and Lacey.

“It’s my fault.” says Lem. “But…she’s being held responsible.”

“Is that Jack’s idea?” he says.

Lacey laughs.

“Yes.” says Lem.

“Huh. So…he just doesn’t get it.” says the wizard.

“He thinks she’s pure evil. Essentially.” says Lem. He laughs.

“And he can’t face what happened with you…because then he’d have to be real about way too many things.” says a witch.

“Yes. Including how awkward he was with me and how unwanted he was by me.” says Lem.

“So that’s all bullshit?” says a wizard. “Cool!”

“It’s heresay. It’s loosely based on fact. But only loosely. And the facts are misinterpreted. And taken out of context. It’s yes, essentially just bullshit.” says Lem.

“So what happened?” asks the wizard.

“I ate a bunch of other people’s bullshit. Believed I was gay. Wasn’t at all. Found myself essentially decapitated. For the rest of my life. And then died spiritually impoverished. And extremely filled with sadness and bitterness.” says Lem

“Cool. Mind if I make that into fact, if it’s fact?” asks a witch.

“I don’t want you practicing witchcraft. So yes. But if you have to? You’re better off with that than a lie if it’s true.” says Lacey.

“So Casi…were you just dumb?” asks a wizard.

“Honestly? Yeah? But…why?” says Casi. “I kind of think…we genuinely thought she was Jack reincarnated. And she’s not. And we knew that. But…the part of us that hated her thought she was Jack. And it’s creepy. I have no idea who she really is. I try to talk to her in my spirit…and I can’t. Because I can’t figure out who the hell I’m even talking to.”

“I think we’re doing a far better job contacting you than the Illuminati.” says the wizard.

“You guys…what the fuck!?” says Casi.

“So yeah. It’s stupidity.” says Nancy. “Let’s be honest.

“Who are they?” says Casi.

“Why did I use Valentino?” asks Nancy.

“For real? I’m not talking about that!” says Casi. “Sorry.

Umm…why…do we want to harm her? Do we have a reason?”

“No.” says Nancy.

“So…we’re like deranged serial killers.” says Casi. “And I’m not cool with that.”

Later.

“So I want to explore with Lacey what I was saying when I said that her interest in me was like fanfiction. So basically I was implying that she’s a fucking idiot and that it’s absurd to think that a housewife from Seattle could ever have a serious sexual/romantic relationship via telepathy with a prominent journalist of my stature.” says Chris Hayes.

“Ahh…you’re calling her a fucking idiot?” says Bill Clinton. 

“I’m trying something new. It’s like radical honesty. Yes I was. I was thinking she was a fucking idiot, which is why I decided to say that in this conversation. Umm…the idea is just…why the fuck would someone as important as me have any sort of serious sexual relationship with a woman in Seattle, who is a housewife via telepathy? No, it’s utterly fantastical.” says Chris Hayes. 

“Oh no, it’s not. No it’s not fantastic. No, it’s not fanfiction.” says Lacey. 

“But you could never have that. I’m a really big deal. Why the fuck would I ever want to be in a relationship with someone like you!?” says Chris Hayes.

“That’s not accurate or do you not care about accuracy?” says Lacey. 

“Umm…OK fine it’s not entirely accurate but I personally don’t think it’s at all possible…but you did not care!?” says Chris.

“No I do care. It’s just that what you’re saying is bullshit because you’re trying to insult me while you reject me? What the fuck is your problem!?” says Lacey.

“Oh my God I’m not trying to insult you! So what is your problem?” says Chris.

“No that’s an insult!” says Lacey. 

“Ahh…no, that is not an insult!” says Chris.

Lacey tries to start to speak but he interrupts with, “Oh my God we’re so in love right we’re fighting!?” he says mocking her.

Lacey starts to speak again but he interrupts again, “Ahh you are like that, no you all like that! You’re a fucking weirdo freak, you bitch!” he yells.

He nods and smiles like she’s a butch wrestler and he’s waiting for her to fight him.

“He his a freak, Lacey this man in there if this is really who you’re talking to and this is really what it’s like talking to him there’s something mentally wrong with him there has to be.” says a perfume collector.

“There is nothing wrong with my friend. Oh my God you guys sincerely I don’t think you have any idea how weird you seem. But coming from my perspective it’s totally understandable and rational. If you have this reaction to her you don’t know what it’s like.” says Erin.

“That is so true! Oh my God. So fucking true.” says Mina.

“OK but just let’s just back up for a second because I’m not gonna play this game with you people if I’m being forced to live in the same world as you. So we’re going to have a conversation that’s normal and somewhat rational and cogent. So we’re gonna try to. Sorry if you were hoping for something less intelligible otherwise, but that’s not how things work. No, you can’t accuse me of being a childish backward freak, who is living in a fanfiction delusional universe and then say that’s not an insult. No that’s not reality. But beyond that though, it’s not really fanfiction. You’re stretching it to try to feel superior and it’s pathetic.” says Lacey.

“OK fine I said that about eight years ago you’re right it’s not the right way to describe it it’s not fanfiction.” says Chris.

“Why did you choose fanfiction? Why did you say fanfiction? Do you have any idea how much that confuses me? What are you trying to describe by choosing the word fanfiction? Or term.” says Lacey.

“I was trying to call you like white trash, and a loser who had no chance with someone like me.” says Chris.

“I’m not dumb enough or actual white trash enough to think that that’s real. You’re embarrassing yourself as you were back then. What actually bothered you about the situation enough for you to decide to react in such a stupidly, obviously narcissistic way?” says Lacey.

“Hold on you’re being completely serious this is not cover at all?” he says.

“Yeah, you wanna start World War III! you fucking idiot!? You-you are you are chomping at the bit to get into some stupid-ass meaningless fight. Are you even human?” says Lacey. 

“But see I really don’t think I am.” he says.

“Are you a fucking idiot?!? …How the hell do you expect me to take you seriously right now!? You are a childish, priggish, little backward bitch.” says Lacey.

“ OK and now I know that you’re completely 100% accurate. This was a fight that I started with you eight years ago on what prompted you to write about social class on your blog and yes you come from a family that has numerous people in it, who are a lot wealthier than me and more established in their wealth they know how to spend their money they don’t waste it they don’t donate to too many causes that they don’t necessarily even believe it like I do, they make better investments and it’s inherited. They didn’t earn it by working their ass off and selling their soul but you have to understand I was genuinely ignorant about social class beyond what’s popularly known and so I felt incredibly superior to you.” says Chris.

“ OK but it’s still seems bizarre to be so incredibly sadistic. Did you get that idea from watching a movie about rich people and what the fuck is wrong with you?” says Lacey.

“She’s right.” says Epstein.

“ I mean OK like ironically I would never have trusted him if I met him and him and Gallant offered me any help. I would automatically know they were expecting sex no matter how old I was I would never have trusted those two in 1 million years but ironically at the same time, this is bullshit this is such fucking bullshit because the idea of bullying people sweetheart when you’re an aristocrat it comes from a sort of Christian self righteousness and that British empire and I’m sorry that you didn’t know that the idea is that people had a right to bully people who were beneath him, because there was something less godly about those people who were beneath them like God has seen fits to make certain people, poor and certain people, rich, and so the people who were poor, had to sort of bear the burden of being morally inferior that if I’m not mistaken as part of where that culture in the upper class came from at least in great Britain and that’s probably what inspired you to be this way the France had that similar attitude towards poor people I mean the famous quotation of Maria to not write let the poor eat cake, but it’s slightly different that is it incredibly French ambivalence towards poverty it’s not rooted in this sort of self righteous almost Puritanical hatred, which is more with you and bodied, and still do which cracks me up because you were raised Catholic and it’s absurd but that just makes me have less respect for you intellectually because you don’t even know where the fuck your ideas came from but then you throw them around like you’re some fucking genius expert of the entire fucking human history and I actually I’m not angry. Why wouldn’t I be you fucking moron? Here’s the problem with your little shut your little attempts to see him like a British aristocrat darling you’re talking to me if there’s three incarnation, I could write a book on the British aristocracy. I was one I know that I am still one in my soul, and if I have a grandpa, who was the shipping air, I mean my gosh like your way beneath me. Given the oil in my family, I could say I own you, because no way I do. If it is then you want to say if you don’t own me that’s a more you know people in my family have actually only people and I don’t know given your Irish background in my families aristocratic plantations in the south do you really think you’re safe acting like you’re the little slave master with me sweetheart you’re not And say that I start telling you this stuff and you start acting like a back back back history doesn’t matter your background doesn’t matter. You started to say it doesn’t matter and then you use Casi to say that and you’re just like background does it matter that I’m eating less that’s what you have now, but the problem is that’s bullshit And I can’t win with you because you do you have our money than me that’s true but that doesn’t change the reality of the situation because you’re talking to me like I’m waving if you and I’m not, and you’re starting a fight with me it with your threatening my sense of honor, your attack and your integrity you’re attacking my integrity , you’re attacking my integrity and it’s not funny. It’s sad and it makes me wonder if you’re subhuman compared to me because it’s so fucking stupid I am far above you socioeconomically and it’s funny that you don’t understand how that works because that to me is a sign that you’re beneath me out of itself people who are old money, usually understand what that is people who aren’t Sometimes don’t because they don’t have a reason to and they’re ignorant so it’s very common. Reba were middle class in Birdwatch not know but your self righteousness about it was an excusable because it’s so stupid and yeah you were challenging my integrity or challenging my sense of water and that’s the problem. If I’m not a legitimate I come from the deep south we started the south in the 1700s you don’t challenge our honor that is asking for a shit show. Of course, I’m gonna start defending my sense of honor. Of course, I’m gonna start defending my personal perspective as actual fact because you’re threatening me you’re threatening me and it’s hinging on the argument that there’s something immoral and stupid about my character and my person in my mind because you’re talking to me telepathically you fucking dirt peasant idiot?” says Lacey. “ see the pot Casi talk to talk to you that Casi I am serious. I’m not kidding I’m very mad she’s questioning if I’m even serious right now and she’s right I do do that. I just laughed because she’s right, but you know what I mean I am not angry so I have to do I have to assume a position of rage because otherwise, you’ll never understand where I’m coming from and see the problem. The problem is the problem is yes that is good beef stew thank you Casi no I don’t think it taste too much like wine. That’s what he said but I don’t agree with him either do it with him secretly know so I think it’s actually quite good anyway, I am but anyway, so the thing is the singers press no you should have time to sing is Chris um you you can’t do that you can’t violate you can’t violate things that way you can’t support of line that way what you’re doing is threatening me violently you’re saying you are insane and you think this is fanfiction you’re telling me that telepathically all right and then what comes with it that given the nature of the situation is an expectation on my part that you’re going to do something horribly vicious like kidnapping me and my family and waterboarding us in a toilet until we’re dead literally were worse if you could think of it, I mean, I mean the most brutal, unimaginably awful ways to kill. Somebody is what you’re threatening me with under promise that I am dishonorable. Because people don’t get as angry and self-righteous as you were behaving as if you as you were acting as unless if they’re incredibly upset not in the illuminati that was very serious and yet you did that and so what did you expect me to take from that I took from that that you were essentially declaring World War III on just my ass Based on the premise that I was writing delusional fanfiction about us in my head, and that I was from a subpar social class, so then I defended myself and I won. I will see if you would text me outside of that Travis, then you lose all meeting and almost possibly any sort of witchcraft power to that would come with you because you’re full of shit and you’re just being an emotional idiot hour and usually generally most Stevens, and Satan would never acknowledge you then, because it’s just nonsense there’s not much they can do with it there’s no lever there’s no pole there’s nothing they can do so what you did was that serious there’s a very serious accusation to make telepathically the way that you said it.” says Lacey.

“ because he was assuming a sort of old British service, Craddick perspective?” says a living aristocrat.

“ you know I don’t wanna say yes because then, if I’m right, it seems like I was regarded as aristocrat and yet that I think oh gosh, what if I actually was then it’s dishonest not to say this yes because you were assuming that perspective and in the past if you use that much anger no there be something horrible that would happen along with it if you were pulling out a peasant with that much rage, physical horrific violence with wooden shoe and if I’m not mistaken, 80 to 90% of the time they were either justified, or the family would let it go because the person would be considered guilty.” says Lacey,

“ do you know what’s creepy about that Chris is that we tried to get her family to support us. That’s creepy one way or another they didn’t though they didn’t care that we were bullying her enough, but they actually didn’t support us either. And that was when you started feeling insecure and that was like five or 67 years ago they were irritated by it by her, but they weren’t supporting our premise that she was full of shit and poor and annoying.” says the CIA.

“ you guys are crazy. Sincerely, you’re completely bat shit crazy if this blog is real and it’s to be believed Chris I would never harm you just want you to know that but I think that you’re somewhat nuts I think that your success went to your head and I don’t know what happened to you and I feel sorry for you sort of but I think you’re insane. I think Mina and Aaron are as well. I’m sorry I think you guys did way too well for your own good if this blog is true, and I don’t think anyone in the illuminati, for whatever reason has the maturity or common sense enough to handle this appropriately.” says a reader.

“ yeah that’s what I thought too and then they killed me.” says Epstein.

“ yeah he did. He thought there was some thing really fishy about the entire thing.” says Woody Allen.

“ we will edit this today, Chris why did you assume such a position of profound authority over her like she was a servant in your house?” says Grandpa Pantell.

“ because they are that poor!?” says Chris.

“ that’s not reality crests that’s not reality and when you were touring our family house in New York did you get the impression that you had to have a house that big or you weren’t really important?” asks a Rockefeller.

“ I mean to be honest, yes, and Diego told me that we were sort of like knights of the roundtable for the elites that we were at like servants that we were like special soldiers in the elite ranks, so we weren’t like people who owned those houses, but that we were part of like the soldier class and that is sexually that made us part of the aristocracy.” says Chris.

“ OK but then how does that work with me having a home worth $8 million and owning it out right and being younger than you and inheriting it?” says Lacey’s cousin.

“ can I just say I think you’re kind of dumb I think you might be Booksmart but I think you’re a little stupid and I mean that sincerely.” says a Native American woman.

“ oh, OK but like I did not think that I was wrong I mean, how could I be wrong?” says Chris.

“ are you that much of a valley girl cheerleader?” says Michael.

“ move yeah, I mean no I was also nerdy but Innoway yes.” says Chris.

“ Yeah, that is just sort of silly. There’s no military class at least that I’m aware of in history that function quite and that way at least especially not that isn’t actually military journalists or not mercenary‘s that’s entirely different thing, so no I don’t think that that really was accurate but that makes some sense out of what you and Diego were thinking, so so how do you make sense of my cousin though do you do you think of her is like do you think of her someone saying that I shouldn’t even bother with this conversation do you dishes called today because I won the argument and I should just somehow let it go. I can’t necessarily for safety reasons do you do you do you think of my cousin is like a peasant even though she has more money than you an actual estate that she inherited or how do you how do you frame that socioeconomically? How did you and Chris imagine or Diego imagine that that worked that somehow it’s like inheriting stuff doesn’t matter. Having land in an actual country is state doesn’t matter Him and by state I don’t mean like a farm there’s people in my family with very nice farms I’m talking about like an estate. There’s a difference so she has a very large house. That’s what people would call a mansion, and she had room for stables, but they chose not to build them And then she has inherited the house for a basically free almost that’s an estate and it’s under Rollinghill there’s acres of land in an area where there are other similar houses basically what I’m trying to say but it’s a decent amount of land I suspect but I mean they were going to have horses, so yeah but it’s not a farm and other farms aren’t lovely. I would love to have a farm, but I mean my father, who is my father had a farm in Minnesota but the thing is she has an estate which and I am sorry but estates are more typically aristocratic hobby farms are lovely, but they’re not necessarily from my own personal perspective as traditionally aristocratic as a country or state some people like playing in bud and having horses and cows I’m one of them but lots of other people don’t and they would actually prefer to just have horses And then not have to worry about the cows and the pigs in the mud and stuff and the manure. That’s not fun to everybody so anyway, I’m having a country estate with a mansion that’s not aristocratic inheriting it is not aristocratic what is that then what is inheriting an $8 million estate?” says Lacey.

“ I mean it’s upper middle class OK?” says Chris.

“ it’s upper middle class $8 million in the state that you inherit from your family is operational class OK you know that’s not true but I’ll just play along for the time being because you’re officially in the illuminati and I’m not and I’m gonna use you when you’re stupidity against you.” says Lacey.

“ what it what are you doing with it?” says Chris.

“ oh, sweetie I think you just destroyed Kamala Harris‘s chances of winning the presidency, possibly but that’s OK right because I think that she’s arguing for some sort of dismissal of the inheritance tax but I wouldn’t guarantee that but I wonder where we’re headed with this right now. You know maybe we should just waste her time and attack her children and stuff like that at school by tempting descending out sending demons to physically harass the other kids so that the most vulnerable kids in the class are two demons end up, turning into bullies and making fools of themselves, are we did that today someone did that to her daughter and she got shoved to the ground yeah and you know the problem is Chris that’s not really savvy and cool it’s stupid because this is what happens when you do stuff like that.“ says an aristocrat.

“ let’s just chitchat for a second OK hold on hold on hold on wait I get this right you oh you left you’re a great right now somehow with your grandpa and your your thinking like a dad British aristocrat cool got it. Oh, I’m tracking that sweetie you were not born into the British aristocracy in this life, I mean know that you’re not an aristocrat but you’re not British technically I mean you are genetically but not like legally so that I’m aware of so what we’re what what what what are we learning that we just are ignoring or like is there something that we could do that would be more this life appropriate because I feel like you’re protecting the British aristocracy that’s an instinct but like is this something we could do? That would be a little more this life appropriate?” says Casi.

“ casi I can’t think of anything I’m sorry.” says Lacey.

“ I am oh wow OK and she’s serious sweeties she’s not ditzy. Like she’s ditzy, but she’s not stupid.” says an actress.

“ so um so then basically you can inherit oil wells trust funds billions of dollars and that’s not that’s not that’s just upper middle class?” says Lacey.

“ are you giving me a taste of my own medicine?” says Chris.

“ is there a rain carnation in the Bible?” says Lacey.

“ no I am not saying that that’s upper middle class. I’m saying that your family isn’t.” says Chris.

“ oh, that’s fascinating and now you’re forced to explain. Why why how are they different?” says Lacey.

“ because it’s only an $8 million estate!” says Chris.

“ but it was inherited.” says Lacey.

“ him that doesn’t matter!?” says Chris.

“ and you kill me over this congratulations congratulations!” says Epstein.

“ I want to sell what’s going on?” says JFK.

“ where are you taking us Lacey?” says a witch.

“ oh, we’ll see.” says Lacey.

“ so so no so then it’s it’s just not about inheriting stuff crust really inheriting stuff doesn’t count as old money?” says Bobby.

“ Chris that basically is just like tax book all money.” says Caroline,

“ it is acceptance, more nuanced than that and he’s determined to lie about it or he really is that confused so I’m just going with it right?” says Lacey. “ so what? What what is it? What is this whole thing you can you can inherit money what is it’s like 800,000 that’s probably fine. Two 2 million 3 million what is that? We’re not worried about it being too small him what is the cut off though where it becomes old money 8 million apparently is peasant, chump, change email that’s actually more than your net worth but like where is the cut off?” says Lacey,

“ I would say $80 million anything under 80 million probably is the cut off if I’m being petty.” says Chris.

“ Chris as I’ve said to you many times in this conversation so to speak what the fuck are you talking about?!?” says Bill Gates.

“ are over no we don’t care we don’t do our research we just send the world into a turmoil pandemic World War III chaos finishing so we’re not gonna have a conversation right now because it’s too late so anything under 80 million is upper middle class if you inherit it from your family great!” says Lacey. “ at what point does your 50 million inheritance from your family that means you never have to work and you could own a palatial estate and theoretically become a billionaire pretty easily actually if he knew how to invest him but that’s another story him at what point does that 50 million to become upper class old money? What turns the 50 million into to old money what is that?” says Lacey.

“ hey are you have to have the right background?” says Chris.

“Oh my!” says a living British aristocrat.

“ what is the right background Chris?” says Woodrow Wilson.

“ my children would be considered old money yours would not.” says Chris.

“ and why would that be?” says Lacey.

“ because I’m famous and people know me and I’m considered prestigious so it’s not so much about how much money you have you’re right but it’s about the level of prestige you have in peoples estimation of you so people have a lot of respect for me and a lot of like a steam, they hold me in really high regard and think I’m an expert genius. That’s prestige Lacey I’m prestigious and so based on that reality of my children to be considered old money, and yours would not.” says Chris.

“ OK so it’s all the public perception and reaching a certain level of consensus in the public’s perception of you.“ says Lacey.

“ yes!” says Chris.

“ oh crap I think Lacey’s illegitimate and I’m saying that and I’m related to her and I’m reading this blog and she doesn’t know that this is interesting. Oh man this is interesting.” says a woman.

“ so so then it’s about reaching a certain level of consensus. Have you been messing with people’s perception of her ever since you met her because you didn’t want anyone to realize that what she was saying about her self made sense?” asks Lem.

“ yes because I felt like she had an unfair advantage with her people skills and her ability to verbally express her self. I thought she’s a woman she has some sort of sexual on fair advantage. I will level the playing field and make people think that she’s full of shit. she also has like a trustworthy, sweet face and I just thought no I’m not gonna let people fall for it.” says Chris.

“ yes yes OK so Lacey at Scotia is red carnation and she’s a military genius. A tactical genius, right Chris is not a joke. She’s a tactical genius as a joke you’re literally talking to a tactical genius but it’s a joke means you will never be a tactical, genius, hint, hint, nudge nudge, wink, wink.” says the CIA.

“ oh, but I am that prestigious.” says Chris.

“ oh my oh my goodness Chris is Mina that prestigious?” says Lacey.

“Yes.” says Chris.

“ what about Erin? Is she that prestigious too?” says Lacey.

“ i’m not protecting you guys anymore. I’m sorry.” says Louis.

“ oh, yes!” says Chris.

“ well, I am going to Claire right now from my position that there are two views henceforth there’s the Chris Hayes views of everything previously known as the truth to some people are and then there’s the actual truth and the actual truth is by far more based on observational facts science, things of that sort arm, and I would side more towards the second. It seems as though your view of things is very idiosyncratic to you in a way, but you’ve determined to make it the entire world view of everyone alive at the current moment, and just shut up anyone from the dead, who would say otherwise so will just decide to have two world views. One of them is yours and one of them is just whatever actually is potentially and um I guess he will be able to decide for themselves which one they choose to adopt is there world view. And see part of the reason I’m doing that is because people follow you and they can’t get out of this and so was essentially going to end up happening is that there will become a titled sort of aristocratic in a way elite. That’ll run the United States, and it’ll be based on honor and dignity and courage And morality potentially best bet and it’ll ironically, probably be created through people who blindly follow you and agree with your worldview that in my opinion is absolute bullshit, but people think that you know what you’re talking about so we’ll just use that to fix a societal ill in this country that has made this country in my opinion, sort of unsustainable.” says Lacey.

“ so you’re getting rid of inheritance tax under 80 million?” says Peter.

“ I don’t think that’s feasible. I live in reality and I know that that’s not really a terrible thing. No one will go for that but that being said I understand what the illuminati is to some degree possibly and so I know that that sort of thing isn’t likely to change, but some other things might.” says Lacey.

“ she sending us back to the 1800s in the United States.” says Louis.

“ not in every way, but in a sense of, and how we perceive certain things, possibly.” says Lacey. “ with the added idea that there should be more concern for the poor, so no, we’re not getting rid of a concern for each other, if anything, the opposite.” says Lacey.

“ so um, I’m just I’m I’m I’m confused.” says JFK.

“ oh, so OK um, prestige is some thing that yes requires public acceptance so it doesn’t exist.” says Chris.

“ OK so if Harvard isn’t perceived as prestigious, even though it’s one of the best schools in the whole world and it’s not procedures anymore, that’s interesting so we could believe that the mini mouse at Disney World is extraordinarily prestigious and that would be the gold standard in your worldview of all prestige?” says Lacey.

“ yes actually I’d have to admit that fine it yes she would be considered extremely prestigious if people decided so.” says Chris.

“Chris…what makes people decide what’s prestigious?” says Lacey.

“hi I don’t know.” says Chris.

“ you just know that you are but you don’t really know why people perceive you that way?” says Lacey.

“Yes.” says Chris.

“then how do you know what procedures if you don’t even understand why people perceive, some thing as being prestigious?” says Lacey.

“ because it’s just arbitrary it’s based on whatever is most prestigious I mean it’s just based on like whatever is prestigious.” says Chris.

“ it’s not arbitrary did you take like no anthropology courses at all or did you not even understand that anthropology exists?” says Lacey.

“ hey I’ll guess I didn’t realize that it exists basically I mean I’ve heard of it but I haven’t studied it very much so you insist that so you are you insist so you insist that it evolves for a reason ?” says Chris.

“ it does it does evolve for a reason that is so likely at least I mean you could argue that somehow it doesn’t possibly but I’m not sure that it would ever be taken seriously. I’m not sure if it’s even possible no prestige comes from a sort of cultural evolution that occurred in our understanding of what matters over the last thousand, 2000 years but really it’s an ancient concept I mean prestige is an old very old concept but it’s all in relation to how is society views our relation to power essentially, I’ll say as a as an individual, and also as a family, or as a collective group of some sort, that is essentially were prestige as a concepts comes from I would say, and then that is the

The phone died basically all I’m trying to say is that it’s nuts you can’t you can’t you can’t believe can you? Are you really that dumb? If this is a real conversation are you really stupid enough to think that you’re saying is true or are you just putting me on?” says Lacey’s

“ so so so here’s what I am wondering Lacey how how is this how do you spell fuck I’m gonna stop pretending like I’m working on your behalf. A lot of people have been patronizing her pretending to be helpful when really they’re just patronizing her and they didn’t realize how stupid they were actually being, but people are pointing out to us that the war between Israel and the Palestinians is getting even worse and that is related to this shit shit shit shit.” says an actress.

“ so here’s the thing says Lacey um, you insist Chris that there’s prestige that created by public perception do you personally think Minnie mouse is is purse is, is, is prestigious, is you? or do you think it’s not likely?” says Lacey.

“ I think he thinks it’s not likely, but that be me being nice to him.” says Cheryl.

“ I mean, if I’m not lying, I think that she actually is fairly prestigious. I don’t know that she’s is procedures as me but I would say she’s actually extremely prestigious yes.” says Chris.

“Is Donald Duck as prestigious as Minnie mouse or no?” says Lacey.

“ I know Donald Duck is not as prestigious as Minnie mouse.” says Chris.

“ what about goofy is goofy as prestigious is Minnie mouse?” says Lacey.

“ yes shit he is more prestigious.” says Chris.

“ as a franchise, as as a group of people as a group of individuals excuse me, do you believe that the Disney characters from the original Disney series are more prestigious or less prestigious than the Animaniacs?” says Lacey.

“ I think they’re equal.” says Chris.

“ how prestigious is a cow on a farm in relation to you?” says Lacey.

“ I would like to get off this ride please.” says a woman.

“ I think that cows are as prestigious as me???” says Chris.

“ what about ducks?” says Lacey.

“ no Texar Socio economic shit compared to me where the fuck am I coming up with the stuff? “ says Chris.

“ you’ve been brainwashed sweetie just like everyone else and that’s part of the reason why what you’ve said is such nonsense you have to base prestige on actual reality not just on perception otherwise it turns into this, but this is what we have this summer doing right now, so ducks are so stupid economic shit darn it they’re peasants. I take it, but the cows are equal to you, and we’re not just talking about like cows as a concept literally cows are socioeconomically your equal.

What about tractors are tractors your equal or inferior to you? I feel like this one’s gonna be a sticky, sticky topic we’re getting we’re getting down to brass tacks.” says Lacey.

“ yeah, you’re a victim of advertising just as much as anyone else’s that’s part of what she’s saying it’s actually kind of hilarious. I’m curious are tractors, your socioeconomic equal or not Chris?” asks a Minnesotan.

“ no they are not. They’re not because they’re from a farm.” says Chris.

“ OK what about lard is lard your Socio economic equal or not?” says Lacey.

“Lard is superior to me?” says Chris.

“ oh wow I had no idea lard was that prestigious do you have any? You have no idea why Lard is so prestigious but it just is?” says Lacey.

“ yes I think it might have some thing in my mind to do with like old money Dutch or like people who were rich in the 1800s or something cooking with lard.” says Chris.

“ you’re trying to tell me something could you please just say it.” says Lacey.

“ why can’t I hint at it?” says Chris.

“ because I actually value everyone’s conversation with me and I don’t wanna get it wrong. I really don’t feel like sitting around all night wasting time twiddling my thumbs trying to figure out what the hell you’re talking about.” says Lacey.

“ oh, OK so I’m trying to suggest that your family isn’t Dutch old money and they’re not lard and I’m not wrong because ducks are like common creatures and cows. I guess that’s where I lose my argument shut him for some reason I didn’t think your family was lard I thought that they were like butter.” says Chris.

“ so not not like not lard not margarine, but just play no ordinary butter” says Lacey.

“

Yeah basically and that’s what people see when they think if they see what this what they think when they see you it’s like oh she’s butter she’s like butter so it’s like your butter. Your family is butter that raised you and it’s just not as prestigious as margarine or lard, because lard is like actual old money And I guess some extremely poor people use that too but to me it just seems like kind of cool and then margarine is like newfangled‘s like upper middle class of 1980 use like margarine 1960s and then butter is like butter is just ordinary, butter, and butter could be procedures, but it also really easily could not be and so it’s not really prestigious. It could easily be able to poor person with heat and I can tell your family tries really hard to see in procedures, but they’re not.” says Chris.

“ how are they not prestigious?” says Lacey.

“ because because nobody perceives them as being prestigious I mean, even if your family has like billions of dollars in oil and they own Lakeshore Estates which they do no one thinks that if you guys no one thinks you guys are prestigious no one thinks you’re a big deal so who the fuck cares what you have you guys could be the wealthiest family in the world and I would still argue that your lower middle class because that’s not how you’re publicly perceived and yes I’m realizing that that sounds totally insane, but just think about it, they have the means to production they can literally stop the entire world from working if you challenge them in a violent way, but that’s not prestige prestige is public perception. It’s a social thing and if it’s not then I don’t even know why we care.” says Chris.

“ OK but the problem with that sweetie is that you’re expecting us to give a shit you’re right why would we care absolutely 100% they don’t care of my family doesn’t care I do to some degree but I’m different than them where are used to be actually I still am, but I’m angry why why are you withholding my rightful prestige though because that’s essentially what people do why are you stealing that from me you’re right, they’re not prestigious in peoples estimation of them but that’s actually a lie and it’s almost criminal and nature, so what the fuck is wrong with all of you? Why are you withholding that from us?” says Lacey.

“ I completely agree!” says King Olav.

“ is this about Norway because if it is, we’re willing to fight for it in somewhere shape or form. We had to fight for our independence from Sweden and you know to tell you the truth if that’s what this is about it sad because we are actually a very upper class country and if the world doesn’t recognize us as that yet that’s fine it’s not racism we’re possibly genetically superior to you it’s it’s that you can’t handle the meekness and humility of our culture and I’m sorry, but that is actually possibly true. We’re very meek very laid-back and you guys are a little too immature and shitty to be able to handle it because you’re inferior see how that goes?” says her cousin.

“ him there, right they are rightfully angry, Chris why are you guys all withholding that proceeds from them?” says Al Capone.

“ no I mean I could keep arguing with you that has to pasted reality but on a certain level, I hear what you’re saying it does have to be something that’s publicly acknowledged, or it really barely matters, and we could argue that it it should matter and we could try to dismantle society to protect children, and I am doing that, possibly but in the meantime, why are you withholding that from us? Why are you all withholding our proper prestige?” says Lacey.

“ she’s right, Chris because in the reality of things they are a prestigious family.” says Jim Carrey.

“ we don’t have a good reason actually based on reality at all, so I’ll just have to be honest with you it’s because we don’t like you. You’re likable sometimes kind people but you’re not stupid enough for Americans and we like people who are stupider.” says Chris. “ i’m serious I think that’s part of it. I think I think Americans genuinely are dumber than most people in your family and so to us unless if you’re stupid and rich you’re not really rich.”

“ Chris, are you leaving? The Chris world is starting to observe reality with us. I think you are.” says a psychic.

“arm yeah so I guess you guys are too smart and then we just don’t want you to win and I had I think it actually is because we think you cheated.” says Chris. I wonder if there’s something to that yeah OK well then we’re not Americans anymore I don’t like your country I think you’re so stupid.” says Lacey.

“ well, then where are you living?” says Chris.

“ I living in my own country that is a run by the Dad British Empire. Louis used to be running it but I don’t know that he is anymore him and I kind of think it’s just being run by like queen Mary and King George the state there’s a skews me nosy on the fifth and I think that they’re just the ones earning my country and by the way I run New York I just took over the whole world I can say whatever I want it’s the stupid illuminati sweetie that’s how dumb this whole thing is so I’m in the whole world right now, and based on that, I don’t have to respect a fucking thing you say you’re just wrong you’re just an arrogant asshole who thinks he knows more than he does and it’s sad because what you’re saying is very possibly true but it’s not true enough to make me wanna be nice to you I think you could be trying but it’s not working so no and I’ll obviously just give over the whole world so lame tonight probably maybe like I’d run it and I don’t know what they’ll do with it but the whole world is mine. I just took over the whole world. Why the heck not not?” says Lacey.

“ Lacey, I think you just conquered the world. I think you’re a little tiny bit tipsy, sweetie I am, and I think in the supernatural you’re very tipsy and I think you literally just took over the whole world for the British empire and if there’s reincarnation, probably Constantine.” says Helena.

“ I am Chris white. Why are we so mean to her family? I’m just curious cause I have a feeling it’ll be fine it’s some thing that they’re very well experienced with. I’m not sure what will happen in the Middle East or really anywhere else but it’s not. It seems very possible that that they really just took over the whole world, Constantine empire, but I’m not too worried I’m really sincerely not. I think it’s kind of amusing and lovely so you know it’s sad though that she can just have one conversation almost and then it’s just like it’s the whole British empire taking over the world. What does that say about us really intellectually that she can literally talk her way into a conversation and ilumiNATTI where she takes over the entire world for the British empire and the holy Roman empire, I think it’s telling him but I’m curious though why do you thinks we’re so weird towards them? Sincerely, what is it don’t keep pretending?” says Cameron Diaz.

“ so yes, if there’s reincarnation, I I yeah, but what is it? Why don’t you respect them?” says Lem.

“ I think it’s like degrees of respect so if they’re not acknowledged by the Kennedys, then that matters, or if they’re not acknowledged by this person, then that matters and the people who do acknowledge them, I don’t give a shit about. I don’t care if some old money, bourgeois, wealthy, political family in Washington state thinks that her family is just super cool I don’t care about those people I think on like a national level and so the people who are more local who control things and states are meaningless to me, I think more on a national level so the people who are local yeah I care I guess about them as people maybe but I don’t care about them in prestige terms because to me to me it’s just not meeting for this meeting fall is the people who are no nationally.” says Chris.

“ but that’s a very select group of people who are really not all that impressive necessarily Chris and that’s sad so Louis Hill Junior‘s family is probably not remotely impressive to you even though they actually are so much prestigious in my estimation, so how would Cooper with Anderson Cooper be prestigious to you if he wasn’t a famous newscaster?” says Lacey.

“ I know he might not be because to me that’s just not how prestige works and so I just personally and a lot of my friends agreed with me and still do including my wife that like it’s really more about how well knowing you are and that’s the prestige it’s not about being famous, but it’s like what are you famous for right so like so like some people who are really famous or not prestigious, but people are more famous for like you know prestigious stuff those people are super prestigious.” says Chris.

“ OK so then I bet you could make a list of 100 people who are prestigious but I want you to quickly go through that list in your head right now and tell me the top five people and everyone else beneath that is a fucking piece of shit because if you’re gonna be such an arbitrary dumb ass, I’m just gonna humiliate the fuck out of you. OK precious?” says Lacey.

“ OK so Bill Gates. The pope. Vladimir Putin. And George Clooney and Donald Trump?” says Chris.

“ Chris why did you think you were fucking her? I don’t think you’ve ever really truly fucked her I mean maybe you sort of dead but I kind of doubt it.” says a reader.

“ so are you friends with George Clooney or any of these people or no?” says Lacey.

“ no.” says Chris.

“ so I take it that because George Clooney is on that list and a whole list of hundreds of CEOs who you don’t even know about or not but all businesses and corporations are of absolutely no merit or value when it comes to calculating prestige correct correct answer for you what does matter whether not you’re handsome or not on a television show that you watched while you were drunk and discovering that you were attracted to men when you were about 18 why did you put Vladimir Putin on that list? Probably because you’re scared of him and that’s an interesting arbitrary distinction. I would say that we should probably add killer sharks to your list of people because what is a person to you anyway what is a child? What does anything all such distinctions are arbitrary nonsense based entirely on perception to an endless moment I wonder if a shark would be more human than You, in certain circumstances, so I am going to add sharks to your list of humans who are superior killer, sharks, Vladimir Putin, George Clooney let’s add George Stephanopoulos, Minnie, mouse, and Michael Rockefeller. I am and now we have a party. Wow are you really that dumb? I’m sorry are you really just an idiot?” says Lacey.

“ fuck!” says Chris.

“ you know you’re not like stupid stupid necessarily but this is such a stupid conversation and remind me of an idiot 12:14 year-old boy thinks that he’s smarter than me that I used to argue with and they really weren’t in the most cases they lived pretty shitty lives compared to mine, because they were stupider than me essentially you’re a misogynistic idiot possibly and I’m sorry to have to tell you that it’s a terrible thing to be, but what you’re saying makes some sense but then it ceases to make sense and it’s sort of just arbitrary nonsense. You’re being honest though for the first time and I appreciate that but it’s just it’s like it’s not all just perception cross it really isn’t. It can’t be or I would say as a come back to you now that I think of it nothing matters, sweetie prestige doesn’t matter find the nothing matters, because I think if I calculate things correctly, you made it so that human society is impossible prestige Hass to be connected as I said, I think at the end of the day to some sort of human actual physical function or it’s just nonsense. I don’t care if it’s a popularity contest how do people even discover each other see newspapers magazines and so without those and who controls those then the popular opinion doesn’t matter and then why does poplar opinion matter well, it’s an American concept, so yeah, no I think what you’re saying is arbitrary nonsense even if there’s some sounds to it, it’s arbitrary nonsense at the end of the day and it scares me if this really is what you were thinking in your head and still are and yeah I would like to ask again why are you withholding respect for me and my family why are you withholding respect for me and I will send it to the refusing community to why did you choose to withhold respect?” says Lacey.

“ I am if there’s any incarnation, I’m out of honey fits right now because you probably have the equivalent of like the seven doctorate degrees in the back of your head. I think you spent time reading books, because you were intellectual can you just physically became a doctorate of like yeah seven different things in your last life and it’s been easy as pie to remember them all, well Lacey because I don’t it’s just it was like what I was saying it’s arbitrary fine it’s nonsense maybe fine but getting back to what we brought this up. I just I felt like you were presumptuous and thinking that I would be interested in you because I’m so how about this? I’m so famous but to me it seems presumptuous that I would be interested in you.” says Chris.

“ to try to be careful with what I’m saying it did to me too. It seemed presumptuous to me as well, but then that’s where you should see through that and you didn’t.” says Lacey.

“ what the fuck are you talking about?” says Casi.

“ I am OK, so why is it presumptuous because people like you take themselves really seriously and in the grand scheme of things you’re not that big of a deal but a butt but I would’ve expected you to be interested in me is because you gave me evidence to suggest that you were partially because you were teasing me apparently cause you thought it was some sort of Golddigger but then that’s the problem Chris you gave me evidence to suggest that you were I wouldn’t of thought that you were otherwise coupled with the fact that I actually am unusually attractive. Sorry that’s fact so and I would I have lost hair and I’ve been stressed out things to this nonsense but but before when I had all of my hair and I wasn’t afraid that I was going to die and I had been throwing down the stairs I was more attractive. I was also almost 8 years younger, so I still have unusually pretty but back then I was far prettier, and so based on that, and then, based on the facts of that this is that is that you indicated to me that you were I was really almost humor in you in a sense not being presumptuous.” says Lacey.

“ oh, OK but like why would your beauty arm and what I said to you make you think you could be with me?” says Chris.

“ you’re a fucked this really is how dumb this man could actually be you’re fucked.” says Alain Delon.

“ yeah so if there’s not illuminati, then whoever is pretending to be Chris Hayes to bother me who is dead or whatever demon this is sadly apparently it’s summer believable which is really quite sad or there is an illuminati and he really is just the stupid Chris those are perfectly rational. Normal reasons for a man to want to be with a woman because he finds her very attractive and he indicates to her that he’s interested and he’s serious, so he’s indicated are they serious for a reason he found her attractive she is attractive I’m confused as to where you think there’s a loophole?” says Lacey.

“ the loophole is that I was so prestigious.” says a Chris.

“ oh, OK you were somewhat prestigious but then you have to realize that I don’t necessarily really think of you that way.” says Lacey tipsy.

“ Lacey sweetie I think you’re right I think your view of social class is far more intelligent and cracked and scary and accurate and I don’t think he can handle it him because it’s based on reality not just fear and nonsense. How would you then account for the fact that I won’t call you because you know I find you attractive but I am sending you an away and I am not. I’m also someone protecting you, but why why would I not call you?” says Bill Gates.

“ I am because you’re bourgeois a little bourgeois even if you or someone old man you’re also somewhat bourgeois and you’re scared and you’re scared because you’re vulnerable and that’s the problem with American billionaires if people are so vulnerable I don’t think British people were like that back in the day, they weren’t quite so afraid of attack I suspect that they kept tabs on almost everything to some degree, including all their servants in a very psychologically complex way with the idea of sort of maintaining power, but also allowing them to contact someone like me, which made them far scarier I mean they could get away with a lot a lot but but they also were kept very busy because people didn’t hold people accountable back then and they actually killed each other you know they really actually murdered each other. It wasn’t just a novel which is part of what irritated me so damn much about Chris and his reaction to me why are you people so boring why are you so boring?” says Lacey.

“ no she’s right that’s a pretty good ask actually it’s a pretty accurate estimation part of me a stabbing her, which is really she’s right frankly just kind of bourgeois. There’s no reason she couldn’t fit in with any number of very aristocratical so-called people in the illuminati, I could take her anywhere, sincerely that’s the problem we get into fights with her but if she was with me and people were nice to her, it actually would probably be smart, but I am bourgeois and then the downside is also that I’m scared I’m scared I mean if there’s if there’s an afterlife, and I’m almost positive there is she literally is sleeping with one which is not something that I want to mess around with and then I also don’t want to make someone angry. If there’s someone for me I’m somewhat romantic and I don’t want people attacking me. I don’t want someone attacking her if there’s real fear.” says Bill.

“ do you know if you two had actually met Bill in the 70s I’m sorry to have to say this but you really actually would still be in love with each other and happily married does that upset you or not?” says Lem.

“ it doesn’t I mean it didn’t happen and it just didn’t happen.” says Bill.

“ but I think your life has been somewhat unfulfilling in a way and I feel bad for you too because I can tell you’ve suffered slightly and I hope that like me when you die you find some thing far better.” says Lacey.

“ yeah I’m very bourgeois too. I mean I run my company in a very stupid way which is first law but see when you’re like Harold Lowe, then your old money you start asking very deep questions and then you don’t start Amazon at all because you think it’s morally reprehensible and then if there’s not the money from Amazon.” says Jeff Bezos.

“ yeah but not everyone is that way I’m not that way.” says Lacey.

“ i’m confused am Chris a it seems like it’s really about about some sense of some sort of accomplishment of having your own television show but I’m wondering if she’s questioning the validity of that anymore I think that’s what she used to think but I’m also not convinced if that’s what she really thought whoever keeps shutting her up it’s not helpful we need to hear what she actually thinks because it’s terrifying. OK if there’s reincarnation she’s literally Scotia and she’s actually one of the rare people in human history. I’ll just say it she’s not necessarily a God but I really think people need to be a heck of a lot less stupid when they’re talking to her and Linn both because they are taking they took over the world again tonight and then gave it to God basically and that’s fine but wow that’s scary.

Are OK so we’re boring at least I don’t know if you’re smart enough or good enough for deep enough to really do anything else.” says Elsie. do you know what Saddleseat is that you’re making human sound worthless and I’m not sure we’re quite that worthless. Your husband prefers her doesn’t he and someways and then you’ve just fucked the whole thing up because you’re jealous and stupid kind of like Jack and yet the truth is I think he actually does love you and might even prefer you, but if there’s some thing dysfunctional but while you’re with him right now, it’s really kicking your ass and that’s sad.” says the CIA.

“ I am I am getting bored with this conversation because I’m just realizing how worthless it is I’m sorry, but Chris it’s arbitrary your distinction. The whole prestigious concept in America is just nonsense and yes it was the emperor Constantine of his reincarnations but also the British empire and if they don’t wanna run the world that’s fine, so just give it back to God and he’ll sort the whole thing out if he doesn’t mind him, but I am done. I am so done talking to you people. Yeah this is just stupid because you know I’ve been forced to talk to you just protect myself and my family but I feel like I’m at a point now of safety where I can take it I can take a stop. I can take a breath, because yes I’ve been talking to these people nonstop practically for eight years. It’s been quite the experience and I started recording it on my blog because I thought it was a very, very funny joke.

Yeah, it’s just kind of it. Seems like you really just don’t know what you’re talking about and I would love to know what it actually is the bothered you about me I mean it because it’s some thing it’s it’s some thing I think those people if not, always usually have a reason for their hatred, and maybe they don’t know what those reasons are, but there’s usually some thing if not always I am so sick of psychologist that are full of shit. They’re like people do things for no reason and sometimes people just do things for no reason Lacey that’s such fucking bullshit they’re not scientific minded people that’s absurd it is so fucking antiscience. It is such bullshit know people have reasons for what they do. They’re not always obvious they can be very convoluted, but there has to be a reason most likely based on how humans are wired based on possibly the laws of thermodynamics. I don’t think it’s possible for there not to be a cause it’s like what fucking world are you living and you dip shit shut the fuck up.

So I don’t know what your reasons really are Chris I don’t know why you’re actually being hateful towards me. It scares me it really does it could be Jack. I don’t know. I don’t know what your real reasons are talking to you is part of it so creepy about this experience is that it doesn’t make sense it’s like you people are just zombies and I felt that way since the very beginning it’s like you refuse to be honest with me and tell me what actually angered you and Anne I don’t know if it’s that you thought I was a Golddigger I don’t know so I can’t read your mind and then you hear things and you get carried away and start thinking that you used your psychically talking to me and it’s times you hear things go through my head that are not really my thoughts they’re there their demons that are harassing me or it’s me contemplating a concept and it’s not really me having a thought

So I’m done I’m done I’m not going to keep letting you degrade me in your own imagination and whoever has allowed you to destroy my life for the last eight years because you almost have a times in an attempt to feel superior to me I will have to talk with God about why he created you because to me you’re not almost human at all I question if you even qualify as human or if you’re just like rabid dogs fuck you fuck you.” says Lacey.

“ that’s a very interesting question are they human or not him I hear you.” says a Black man.

“ mom I am so, Chris I think you misunderstood. Understand why she saying fuck you it’s deep it’s not because you rejected her. It’s because you have tried to sort of annihilate the truth and her soul.” says Louis Hill Junior’s sister.

“ oh my god what the fuck they would never say that they’ll be on our side!” says Caroline Kennedy Schlossberg.

“ I don’t know you you little ugly bitch!” says Lou’s sister.

“ what were the Kennedys will have a big girl and a country.” says JFK.

“ what what was that Jack?” says Usha.

“ I said it’s just I said you saw that it’s real big big, big big and our country. We are very big deal. i’m a country. 000 and I represent the US and I am a very big deal for a lot of people. I am representative of the United States of America.” says JFK.

“ do you think I like that I don’t I don’t I really don’t.” says a woman.

“ you’re not allowed to say that about us anymore we will kill you!” says JFK, sincerely.

“ what is prestige Chris? what is prestige? Oh yes, it’s not social protocol or social dynamics. It’s who is popular based on the new hit numbers of the day and the Kennedys they knock it out of the park with their statistical genius.” says Lacey mockingly.

“ 50 Paramount cast of I’m sorry I just farted.” says JFK sincerely.

“ that’s not my father my father is an American hero of the highest top top standards.” says Caroline, sincerely.

“ no grandpa was a genius. My grandpa was one of the smartest American president stay over live.” says Jack Schlossberg.

“ yeah that’s my son. He’s a real smart one huh? Geez!” says Caroline.

“Call Call he’s a smarty-pants look at him on TV saying such a smart things at the DNC shoot what a great kid.” says Rose Kennedy.

“ the Kennedys are real top-tier old Monia guys that’s public perception so let’s hear a little more from the Kennedy family about what it’s like to be prestigious.” says Lacey.

“ you don’t have to have a soul the way the most humans do when you are Kennedy land genius for stage American you put on clothes that are cool looking and they take your picture Americans like to take pictures of you so you get on clothes that fit you like ball piano they say OK what more piano you put on the piano close and you get on a yacht and they take pictures of you, and it looks classy where classy. Can you sell a new angle your face for the camera to to love you you have to say to come I love you too you are friend!” says JFK.

Moments later.

“Jack. Let’s chat.” says a snickering Boomer. “What was Marilyn like in bed?”

“Marilyn…was…HOT! Hot ass! But…she smelled like a fish.” says JFK laughing. “She was- Lazy.”

“lazy?” says Tucker Carlson.

“She swam!” says JFK. “And she didn’t shower! …I HATE THIS!!” he yells.

“A FISH?” says Tucker.

“You know? From swimming.” says JFK.

“Sex in a pool!?” says Tucker.

“IS THAT- What!?” says JFK.

“Yeah. Yeast infections?” says Tucker.

“ oh, why are you talk about with yeast?” says JFK.

“ are you really Jack Kennedy?” says Tucker.

“ if those were in Carnation taka I was Japanese that’s not fake that is the actual fact and if there’s not reincarnation, it’s possible that Lem for me so hilarious to listen to and I’ve been so disgusting that I am stuck this way.” says JFK.

“ was that a goodwill gesture on your part?” says Tucker.

“ no.” says JFK.

“ so Marilyn Monroe had used infections from swimming pools?” says a Boomer.

“ I guess if it’s a yeast infection, I have no idea see yes infection you say fine as a yes infection whatever.” says JFK.

“ no that’s that’s actually Jack Kennedy I’m sorry.” says a ghost.

“ I believe that am I think some people have a hard time hearing that Jack can you explain some thing for me what is it like becoming president?” says a man

“ you’re a fucker.

You are crazy crazy man and that’s fine. I hate you, but I will talk to you out of the kindness of my heart. I tell you something when I became president. The whole world changed because I was up powerful and important.

I am a very important man historically speaking I am JFK. I am one of the rarest people of American history greatest history. Maybe we’ll see but definitely US history I wrote many bacillus and I was a US senator and Warhol you know me though as the nations president, hot young, sexy, and Irish Catholic I photograph very well like I have hair that photographs and quite a bit well I look at people with longing and sadness and the depths that I don’t possess and then they set of them selves boy I’ve only he could love me. My face photographs very well I am very photogenic.

Why do people think it’s so cool that Madeline was with me because I young and sexy president not old and fat like Eisenhower and Truman or in a wheelchair like FDR who was handsome yeah but he’s old and you could tell in your subconscious that he was in a wheelchair. And then Hoover he’ll clean fat probably Lacey’s type. Fuck that sad. Think about it Taft I mean come on I was one of the sexiest presidents to ever exist.

And that’s why are you so obsessed with me, my clothes my perfume my hair I was a model president

Turns out Linn was not in love with me, but I have a Darkside. My Darkside is that when my clothes are off, my body is skinny, possibly because my father was trying to kill me for being gays. I don’t know, but he trying to starve me to death. I figure it out. why was I so skinny? I don’t know I wonder there’s a possible my dad was trying to kill me.

Do I have a Darkside? My Darkside is that I am sad on the inside when I become president. Nobody know how sad I actually always was in the inside. What does it feel like to be president? I was having fun and then all the sudden I realize that that’s all it was ever going to be and I got bored because it’s just work so I started doing drugs in the White House and having orgies in the swimming pool because I was trying to find a way to make it more exciting to be US president.

Why was I trying to have fun as president? Ha good question because because I found it fun to be alive. Life is what you make of it, and I wanted to have fun. Lum was a fun man for a while but not as much fun as some people he liked to eat celery for bloody Mary’s and sit by the pool and watch and never join in. He just said that eating his celery home boring boy man, but I tolerate it. I tolerated a lot of shit from my buildings. And so that’s how it go, he born he said the eating his stupid salary, and I have to have fun on my own, so why not get red Faye involved or-“ says JFK. “He get so sad. Hey?”

“I was…bored. I was bored. And then you got lots of men involved. And I was…repulsed by your lack of respect for me. Not because I loved you…because you were so damn insensitive and brazenly egotistical. You didn’t care! At all! At all… And I found it astounding. You…just didn’t give a damn. And at the same time you were becoming very sexually demanding. Beating me. Remember? …And I just…found you…shocking. …You just didn’t give a damn. People were of no consequence to you. No matter of concern. Who gives a shit? Right? Just betray anyone and everyone however whenever. …Because…we weren’t really in love, I thought. But…I’d still have expected you to try to be…considerate. Not so extremely brazen. …I wasn’t hurt. I was…sad.

Jack I wasted my life trying to be your husband. And in that moment when you did that it hit me…just a little…how bad my judgment call on us had been. You were fully incapable being with anyone. And I had no hope. I had decided to give my life, that was already compromised, to a total scumbag.

What’s more you were married. He was married. And you were US President! In the White House. …You were gross.” says Lem. “You repulsed me.”

“That’s not true!” says JFK.

“No. I was straight. And you were repulsive, Jack.” says Lem.

“I hate that. I changed it.” says JFK.

“Please take him away.” says Lem to God, pleadingly.

And that…is the end. “Goodnight Jack. Goodnight Chris. Goodnight-“ starts Grandpa Pantell but he can’t come up with another line.

“Goodnight.” says Lem. “I’m sorry I’m not clearer.

You know Jack Kennedy made a huge difference in my life. He took up the majority of my time and I never felt alone like you would in the woods on a hike by yourself. I hated him. …I mean what’s better? Having a best friend who’s a leech and sucks the life out of your soul like a parasite or having a life? He was a monster. You don’t know him the way I do. …I’d call him trash…but you love him. He’s your hero. And I don’t want to ruin that for people. So…what’s better? Being an ant? Following jerks around who hate you? When you’re sad and awkward? Or being…in a miserable marriage…with an average woman who…needs you…and who you love? Those were my options, I bet. An average marriage…or being…a worker on the Kennedy Plantation. What’s better? Huh? What’s better?” says Lem.

“Lem. What if…slavery becomes cool?” says Lacey.

“Then there goes that.” says Lem.

“You should just say, ‘I hated Jack. He was a monster. He ruined my life. I wish I had never met him.’” says Lacey.

“I’m gentle.” says Lem.

“People are unfortunately dense.” says Lacey. “And they forget context. …Well not all people. But lots of people.”

“Let’s go to bed.” says Lem.

“Goodnight.” says Lacey.