Everybody Got Their Something by Nikka Costa plays.
The Founding Fathers as imagined by musical theater writers in the 1970’s are not completely fake. As in, those men may have actually been that…bad. As in, groovy.
And so keeping that in mind, let’s be good Americans. According to democracy they feel that J. P. Kennedy should have his chance. Outside of time. Because…democracy. Yes…even an almost entirely egotistical, self-absorbed man like J. P. Kennedy must have his chance. His moment. Should he so choose. Because…DEMOCRACY.
“I love Facism!” J. P. Kennedy intellectually vomited in the 1930’s. That’s recorded history. He often felt Facism was inevitable in the U. S.. Long before J. D. Vance.
Well. “You know Facism would end your chances of being…in charge Joe. Because you don’t actually have power yet.” says Lem, now.
“Huh!?” says Joe, drooling out of near medically significant stupidity in his head, although you can’t see it.
“Joe. You’ll lose. …You would lose…control…of yourself.” says Lem, now.
“No!” says J. P. Kennedy.
“Ahh…yes.” says Lem, now.
“Whaaa?!?!?” says J. P. Kennedy.
“Yeah. It doesn’t…work.” says Lem, slowly.
Joe stands in shock. His mouth falls open. Is he in shock or is he…confused?
“You still wanna go Joe?” asks a Founding Father.
Joe blinks a lot.
“You still wanna go Joe!?” asks another Founding Father again, louder.
“Hold on!! Why is he going!??” says Lacey, in terror.
“Because!” says a Founding Father smiling. “Democracy!”
“Oh. Okay.” says Lacey, understanding. “What happens…if he succeeds…and things go badly?” Lacey asks Lem, quietly.
“Ahh…
Ahh…
Umm…” Lem freezes in horror and shock.
“So!?!?” says Lacey.
Some Kind of Beautiful by Nikka Costa plays.
Joe poses for multiple glamour shots. His whole family joins him. Lights…camera…action.
“Democracy!” says a Founding Father, smiling.
“Oh! This facilitates the democratic process?” asks Lacey, crisply.
“Yes.” says Ben Franklin, embarrassed.
“Lacey. We’re poor.” says a Pilgrim to Lacey, with embarrassment.
“Eww!!” says Lacey.
“Yes. But it’s very efficient!” says Louis.
“Oh! Goodness. Yes. I can see! Public opinion…” says Lacey, crisply.
“Oh my! We’re idiots!” says a dead Revolutionary War hero, horrified.
“Well…it just seems so…vain.” says Lacey.
“Uh oh.” says a dead Revolutionary War hero.
“But I do understand!” says Lacey.
“It’s just…democracy!” says a dead Quaker dancing to Nikka Costa.
Lacey sits back.
“This is vile.” says Lacey to Lem.
“Yes. Very.” says Lem, sincerely.
Like A Feather by Nikka Costa plays.
And at that Joe Kennedy Senior spins around on stage. Break dancing.
The Founding Fathers as imagined by musical theater writers in the 1970’s are not completely fake. As in, those men may have actually been that…bad. As in, groovy.
“Cool!” says Thomas Jefferson.
Jack Kennedy joins him and they do a break dancing duo. Rose claps and then joins them on stage.
Sadly…most Americans find it groovy.
Join in on the dancing.
Shake their asses mindlessly.
“Okay! But what about running the country!?” asks Lacey.
“Oh. Yeah. Right!” says Hume. “Guys. What about that?”
And at that Thomas Jefferson lip-synchs. And sadly joins them on stage.
Edith Wharton looks triumphant. Dances with a handsome random man.
And if there’s reincarnation Africa cheers and laughs.
Mercy by Duffy plays.
“America? 0 out of 10. No stars!” says a dead African man who was a slave.
“Umm. …Crap!” says Israel.
“What!? Oh. Nah. You had a better experience.” says Africa.
“I mean…yeah. Come on!? Really??” says Israel to Africa.
“Nah. DEMOCRACY!!” yells Lacey. “SHAKE IT! Shake that ass!” she yells.
“Africa used to Honey Fitz to get revenge if there’s reincarnation just to clue you in. Or they decided to use a great opportunity.” explains Marianne. 
“No she’s not a fascist she’s a monarchist and actually I think she does believe in democracy about as much as the British do.” says a Hungarian.
“Slavery!!” yells a dead slave at Lacey. “We learned better. They…had not.”
“You sold each other!” yells Lacey.
“COME ON!” he says to Lacey.
“Actually…no.” says Lacey.
“They still were the ones who did it.” he says.
“Fair!” says Lacey.
Joe and his whole family do synchro dancing now to this classic by Duffy. Everyone laughs and smiles like fucking idiots. Claps.
And J. P. Kennedy spins again.
“Damn! That boy got moves.” says John Krasinsky about Joe.
“Yeah!” says Jenna Fischer, smiling in admiration.
They join in on the moronic clapping and cheering and Mindy Kaling does her own dance and lip synch.
“Oh my GOD! …Those are the stars of The Office. They are…so damn cool!” says a “commoner” in America. “Geez. Do you think they’d give me an autograph?”
A woman with terrifying meekness if democracy is possible…approaches the stars of The Office and practically shaking asks for an autograph. They act like they’re doing her a huge favor. Smile arrogantly and she practically dies in awe. Slowly walks off.
They regard themselves as gods. But chill gods.
They laugh like fools. As JP spins again. This time on his butt.
“Won’t that wear out his pants?” says Lacey to Lem.
“Yes. Eventually.” says Lem, laughing.
“Oh my god! He’s so cool!” says Jenna to John about J. P..
“Wow!!! This is AWESOME!” says Lacey’s former boyfriend Chris Dodds. “I LOVE THIS COUNTRY!”
The song ends. A woman in the corner who had shot both heroin and cocaine to get high and dance passes out. She appears unconscious.
“Is she dead?” asks Lacey.
“Don’t ask that!!” bellows MSNBC. “Lean forward!” they admonish her.
“And fall on my face?” says Lacey.
And at that another American collapses.
“You are an IDIOT!” yells JFK violently at Lacey. But oddly nobody seems to notice or care.
“Can you do it again!??” a American female Boomer says to J. P. who is bending over breathless.
He shakes his head no.
“Okay. So…what…policies do you believe in?” Lacey very sincerely asks J. P..
He shakes his head no. Too out of breath to respond.
“My dad…believes in love!” shouts Kick Kennedy confidently.
“That’s right. We believe in FREEDOM!” says Rose.
“And responses.” says Joe Kennedy Junior.
“And responsibility!” shouts Jack.
“Responsibility for what!?” yells Lacey.
“SHUT-UP YOU FUCKING LOSER!” Jack Kennedy yells back at Lacey.
“What if…we just…make things…and buy them?” says Bill Gates thoughtfully, sitting criss cross applesauce.
“Gee! Yeah! And be evil too!?!” says another businessman.
“Mmm…I dunno. Maybe?” says Bill, shrugging.
“What do you believe!? What policies do you believe in!?” says Lacey to the Kennedys on stage.
“Oh…ahh…umm…so like…” says JFK. He shrugs. “Ahh…I guess…lowering taxes?”
“What ELSE!??” shrieks Lacey, in terror.
“Oh my God! What’s the big deal!?” says JFK, laughing at her.
“Yeah! Chill out, woman!” says Jenna Fischer as if she’s personally extremely offended.
Jack looks at Lacey like she’s crazy.
“Can we get some rope!?” a Boomer asks Benjamin Franklin politely.
“If her father was alive he’d just shoot you for asking that. But since he’s dead…sure? I guess???” says Benjamin Franklin.
And at that Lacey is tied up to a chair and carried away.
“Everybody PARTY!!” yells JFK from on stage.
Everyone accountable in America yells and cheers.
“Now let’s make some noise!” he yells.
“This is gettin’ good!” says Becca Seay, grinning. “Yeah!!” she screams.
The Catholic Church waves at Lacey.
“Why am I here!?” she asks them.
“Aside from your kids…we understand…your…qualms.” says the Pope.
And at that JFK tries to do rap. As an…Irish-American from Boston with a possible poor-Japanese 19th Century accent.
It sounds…weird…but also really quiet. Like oddly quiet…and at turns…there’s a certain structured haiku quality to it…or something. And…if you ignore the weirdness…it’s almost charming.
“Oh my god! I’m in love!” says a fawning American blond woman watching him.
“Alright! But what are you going to do!?” says Lacey in a chair to the side.
“I’m going to…KICK YOUR ASS!” shouts Chris Dodds at Lacey. He picks up her chair and throws her against a wall head-banging as he does it.
“That’s my jam!” says P DIDDY joining him. “You chill dude!” he says to Chris.
“Fuck your Black ass.” says Chris to P DIDDY.
Lacey is caught by her father. Mid-air. Miraculously.
“He doesn’t like Black people.” Lacey explains to Diddy from her chair.
“I’m not racist.” says Chris Dodds to Diddy, with a wink.
“Wait. Why is he flirting with you???” asks Lacey.
“Who cares!? Wanna hook-up?” says Diddy.
“I mean…” says Chris.
They stand there and stare at each other. Possibly for hours. It’s unclear what they’re waiting for or even doing at all.
And at that…another song plays. Chopin. A nocturne.
“Oh! I love CHOPIN!” says an American woman. She begins exercising to the music on a treadmill in the audience, but it’s done politely to her credit. And oddly nobody seems to find it odd.
“Chopin is good.” says Lacey innocently, in awe of the music from her chair.
“You should call yourselves The Irish Bangers!” says a man in Ireland who’s Irish to the Kennedys.
“No, now we play Chopin. It’s not just stupid rap music. OKAY!? …I play rap because I’m relatable.” yells JFK. “We are kings not sausage… Oh! OH! Funny, Irish bangers? Oh you have a naughty sense of humor is hilarious. I just got the joke. …I’m a little slow I guess ha ha.”
Silence. Other than for Chopin.
“OK no more funny funny business. Lacey, you’re a bitch!” yells JFK.
“What??” says Lacey.
“Lacey you’ve never heard Chopin a day in your life! You’re a liar, and maybe a weird fresh…cause imitating me and my genius? Man. That’s weird. …I know lots of music you are fool poor idiot.
It’s sad the way you imitate me. …I think we’re going to have to kill you…because you’re making me lose my temper and not be as charming and helpful to my people.” says JFK.
“Oh no, Jack! Oh no, that’s terrible!” says a fawning American Gen. X woman.
“I would screw you, but I am too tired. How dare you expect that from me anyway? You’re welcome that I acknowledged you for five seconds you worthless bitch!” says JFK sincerely. 
“Is that because you’re in love with me!?” says Jackie.
“Oh I doubt it you’re boring. I’m married to you and who loves their wife that’s weird?
I think it’s more just that…most women are worse than Satan and dogs compared to my greatness and infinite wisdom and amazingness. So I have every right to terrorize them. It’s a pleasure and an honor to do to to defile their souls given the integrity of my honor and giving my grandeur…and the evil conception that they can talk to me…without falling on their face…and dying in worship of me.” says JFK very sincerely.
“Oh Jack, you’re so charming. I love you!” says a Boomer woman.
“I should kill you, but you are a child to me and I will not. Your mother is smart and did not show her face to me in this moment. If she had I would have cut off her head. You are a smart family. You have my respect.” says JFK.
“So I guess we’re just doing the America thing and then that’s it. But umm I’m a little worried that the world is going to expect us to do something with white stuff and I’m a little worried that they’re going to expect that from us. You know we’re giving country…and not just a party zone. So I’m a little worried that they’re going to think we should do something.” says a Gen. X man.
“Don’t worry we fight war are we help them win is cool!” yells JFK nodding happily.
“But that wasn’t technically our war to begin with Jack so they may expect us to have some plaisance D’Rasonce.” says a Harvard foreign policy expert.
“Oh that’s good French! I’m smart too. I go to your school! Je m’appelle Jaune.”
“Jack, you are a charming, brilliant man. Gee! Wow!” says Harvard.
“You stupid fucking idiot!” yells JFK at Harvard.
Harvard cries.
“Yeah that’ll so you nigger!” says JFK.
“Hold on is he serious?” whispers Harvard to Yale. 
“Aahh…yeah?” says Yale, squeamishly.
“That cannot be happening. This cannot be happening. This cannot be happening. This cannot be happening…” says Harvard repeatedly, possibly losing their mind slightly. 
“Well kids since were in charge it’s now our time to decide what to do with the big house.” announces J. P. Kennedy from on stage. 
“We’re in charge J. P!??” says the Greatest Generation. 
“Oh yeah! We just kicked Nazi ass while we were dancing on the stage.
We sent a couple of troops over and dropped a few Brahms and no we’re sort of in charge of the whole enchilada. And I’m just wondering what y’all want to do with the big house.” says J. P.
“Who’s house is it Joe?!?” yells the Catholic Church.
“Did someone just say something?” says Joe.
“I think the Catholic Church was trying to control us and I will worship Christ, but I shall not let them control me. That would be unAmerican.” primly says Rose Fitzgerald Kennedy.
“Amen! Thank you Jesus! Praise the Lord! That is correct mommy and I will say I go to church and worship the Christ just like you say like daddy says. But I sure will not bow to them about the matter of the big house.” says Jack Kennedy.
“The big house is a matter of aristocratic assumptions-“ yells Lacey. But a professor promptly ties a rag around her mouth given to him by the mother who raised her.
“Get the dumb bitch to shut the fuck up! Haven’t I given her enough food!” says Becca.
“Becca we’re not poor.” says Dennis, her cousin.
“No I am poor. I am poor. I am poor!” says Becca.
“You poor Becca I understand.
The matter of the big house is settled I have decided.” says Jack Kennedy.
“Oh but you know here’s the thing is the Lem’s house. That’s Lem’s house and I don’t know I’m kind of thinking that you should go and live there.” says JP.
“ I don’t want to live in Great Britain and how to take care of a fucking ugly old house with mice and a garden but they will expect me to use gardening tools with my old Belle beautiful hands. I get manicures every day that you pay for them you clearly don’t bid anything Eysteinn Joe you are an idiot. I am not going to go live in a stupid old house in the middle of nowhere and Great Britain. I clean floors and cake and pies and all that stuff that is stupid stupid set it up $.07-$.09. I’ll write books they call Ross pass laws. I have a ruler, an empire, anything important man a man of the people wouldn’t run nebulous. I am a man who runs the world, and on the only spot I am profound. I would like a tea or tea dad. I am not going to go and clean the floor in a stupid bitch his house yeah that is super beneath me. I Siri tell town roll up the country of Great Britain and turn it into a place to sell shops help me to get rid of the ground, a bird into the ocean And make a bitch add a page just to sail ships?” says HDJ.
“ jack that’s weird coming from you. I thought you were an Anglophile.” says JP.
“ I mean I am an Anglophile in so far as it’s cool and popular, but I have an image to protect as you don’t seem to understand I have to do a gardening if I move that look at my nails they already R. City look at those cuticles Illowa it’s gross Dad. It makes me want to cry what happens if I do gardening happened to my cuticles that is on those so smarter I did not go to gardening know who my cuticles the terrible bastards.” says JFK.
“ Jack I understand but it’s too expensive to turn Great Britain into a Beach and I’m not sure logistically how we would even do that. Would we just kill them all or relocate them somewhere and you know they’re already having problems with the Jews in Israel so I don’t know I think we’re probably just gonna have to leave Isaiah’s sorry.
How about if we just give the house away I mean what the fuck what it mean anyway where America oh bro, cool country we don’t need a house like that.” says JP.
“ I was going to give the house to dad?” says Jack.
“ i’m thinking I’m thinking we could give the house to Lacey.” says JP.
“ except if you give the house to Lacey, she’ll take the house and everything that it means strategically and symbolically.” says F. Scott Fitzgerald.
“ oh I don’t understand your English. It’s to English. Could you add a little Gaelic to it I can I don’t understand. I’m sorry, Scott.” says JP.
“ i’m trying to tell you that it’s not safe what you’re doing.” says Scott in Gaelic.
“ Are you going to preach to me about affairs and moral sexual logic? I don’t think so. You hypocrite get out of my face!” says JP.
“ you know I actually should’ve met because I was just sent a telegram from the holy sea to confess my sins because they’re scared we’re going to have nuclear war with Russia, who say confess your sins Jock we could under Dad in a couple of hours from nuclear war . Dad also confessed you I saw them I slam.” says JFsk.
“ you sodomized lame?” says JP.
“ yes, I did saw I’m sorry!” says Jack.
“ well, that’s OK that just means that we win and if there’s reincarnation we rule the Holy Roman Empire.” says JP.
“ OK Dad that’s cool!” says JFK
“ except you just gave Lacey her house back and she’s not a Scottish aristocrat anymore if there’s reincarnation so that’s a little weird and I’m confused because someone’s telling me from heaven that that was always just her house anyway and that if there’s rig her nation she was not supposed to be tricked into coming back here.” says Maryanne.
“ but we have to bring her back. Lame is a lie. Niga and I had to teach him wrong from right honor from dishonor love from disrespect.” says JFK.
“ yeah so I think we will just will just give the house to Lacey and then it all works out and I mean we saw them as Lum so so then I guess we’re just in a run the Holy Roman Empire.” says JP.
“ the problem is in this analogy of actual reality, one way or another you gave Lacey back her house because you’re violating God one way or another so by giving Lacey back her house that would not be the case because that’s her house and then that means that actually, I would be running the holy Roman empire, or possibly North Korea China even thinks they may have a right to it. Malaysia would argue that it’s not impossible. It’s theirs to run from the rest of African countries that are not convinced they are not running the holy Roman empire Joe, so actually Brazil would say that we should hold our horses because they kind of wonder if they’re running it, so how about this you’re not running it, but um if you insist, I could try to take Lacey‘s house from her. We couldn’t move her to Great Britain forced her to buy another house, and somehow make it so that that’s her house thereby allowing you to reassess your decision to give it to her and maybe it ends up being God’s house for the time being-“ says Tsar Putin.
“ shut up you talk too much and no doubts you loser you weak willed, gay idiot shut up!” says JCk to Tsar Outin.
“ I am I am no, but that’s that’s not the case and you know I’m a little angry about Ukraine right now I’ve actually been angry for a while, but I’ve been sort of tabling it out of desire for peace and harmony and respect for the American leader ship but if you’re that loud, I’m gonna have to take you seriously Jack as American leader ship if you’re insisting that you’re running the country from wherever you are exactly and so if you insist that you saw him I was lame but that Lacey‘s house is his old house that he shared with her as her husband in great Britain if there’s reincarnation I I’m gonna have to declare war and take Ukraine so…” says Putin.
“ there is nothing in Carnation. That is a lie.” says Jack.
“ let’s work on that one and reassess it.” says Jonah Wiley.
“ oh, really you explain it to me you be my friend you be my friend you wanna you be my friend?” says JFK genuinely excited.
“ Are you gay?” says Jonah.
“ yeah so are you slightly big deal? Oh no oh no he’s going to take me to the ad.” says JFK.
“ I mean I’m gonna totally discuss reincarnation but first I just I need to eat some Cheetos veg put on some worship music and a prayer just a lot of things that I need to discuss first that are more important theologically so I’ll get around to it I’ll get around to it should I kind of think we’re friends? I think you’re gay and that’s weird to go away.” says Jonah.
“ why are you not say I beautiful I’m a handsome man look at my cuticles I spent $50,000 on them. Why are you not love you Jonah?” says JFK.
“ because you’re a guy and I don’t think I’m a sexuality is permissible in Christianity and see even if I find guys slightly attractive at times it’s just an issue for me because you know like no so sorry the way you!” says Jonah.
“ you loser!” weeps HFJ.
“ I don’t think Jackie’s got all. I don’t think he was gay at all. I think this is nuts and I think that the truth is that this blog is stupid!” says an American.
“ OK so that’s Lacey‘s house we’re letting her take it and then you’re insisting that you sodomized lame even though Lacey has said very adamantly that he was molested confused and it doesn’t count as sodomy in a sense you sodomized him, but in a sense you didn’t, because he was on the bed. It was operating under the offices on the premise that he was gay, but he wasn’t at all so the problem then is that for him to have sodomized you require some sort of emotional connection or some sort of weakness on his part and none of that is valid because it was a fake relationship and it was entirely fake because there was no real friendship. That was a mess and you’re too narcissistic and he was too confused and also he was straight and confused so if he had been gay, he may have never dated you if he hadn’t been gay and knowing that as was the case, except he didn’t know that he may not have interacted with you, because he would’ve realize that you were a dangerous person to interact with, so that the problem is we can call it sodomy jack but that’s possibly a dangerous term to use because the premise may be an error.” says Scott Fitzgerald.
“ yeah and an eye I mean I can’t take over the holy Roman empire, I know theoretically or even logistically for certain if there’s even ring carnation because I’m just Russia and that’s a heck of a lot to expect with me to just take over the holy Roman empire, so I can try to, but I mean, if I do that it’s gonna totally devalue the dollar and we’re gonna have to start relying on something different. I mean there’s lots of different ideas and no Bobby I’m not talking about cryptocurrency but you know there are other currencies there’s that Jan, I mean my goodness there’s a euro there are many options and and I would be a fool to say that I’m not interested in taking over something of that enormity even on a sort of policy level but you know that’s a lot to ask of me, and I also think that you may want to reconsider this entire decision that you’re making simply because it’s a very big step you know giving over all of the keys to Western civilization to me or China or Japan simply because you’ve taken that so seriously all these surgeries and I I just feel sort of guilty and it is a burden to me morally to think that I would be in charge.” says Lutin.
“ fuck you long was gay. I’m in love with me you’re a fucking loser idiot!” says JFK.
“ that’s true I 100% back anything my son says must be true absolutely.” says JP.
“ we stand behind our favorite president ever Jack Kennedy, and we say take the keys to western. Civilization is the wind incarnation I’ll be half of Japan we sodomize emperor, Constantine, and it will we did it we sodomize him soul taker, go head we don’t need it no more we tell me the big house we have cubicles to take care of. We have things to do with love, busy productive, happy lives in the US take the big house Corning is stupid.” says America.
“ but then, but then I take over the world or sodas China are you sure you want me to do that?” says Putin.
“ listen I am not going to talk to you if you keep insisting that I did not sodomize the whole Roman emperor, Constantine!” says JFK.
“ except you didn’t jack you actually didn’t.” says Harvard.
“ oh my stupid shut up I kill you all. Are you my best friend forever I love you. Why not you love me anymore why not you love me?!” says JFK wailing.
“ we sing and dance for you on the stage. My father got on his butt and then twisted around in circles to entertain you and this is the thing sweetheart. I miss is this thing sweetheart and this is the thing sweetheart I mean I I would give you the clothes off of another man’s back, and this is the thing speak out.” yells Joe Junior.
“ no don’t worry Joe we love you we love the Kennedys there are heroes.” says the DNC.
“ so I just thought it was a good idea to put Lacey in a chair and and no I didn’t know actually that was Jack’s idea but I just wanted to be an alarm-“ says Du
“ well that is definitely OK and I am we don’t need any flags other than the flags in our hearts and my flag and my heart is a rainbow flag so everything‘s fine chill out guys!” says all living gay men.
“ yeah I see you know you don’t update you you have data just like me I have extra data. I am a special Street man with expert special skills and I can see too he gay obviously obviously!” says JFJ.
“ you really insist you really insist that he was gay and that you sodomized him and that you think you are the the rulers of the Holy Roman Empire?” says Tsar Putin.
“ yeah 100% man I mean I sometimes you know humor people who are slow and stupid and porn ugly like Lacey but in reality Henry holiday I could fuck any woman I want I could walk down the street and get a whole who’s head who is handsome? Who is the who is Hotto mean? 2000 my good buddy Tim Walz I think anyone I want. so yeah hundred percent guarantee would’ve honor when was gay!” says Bobby Kennedy Junior.
“ that that means that I win the war with Ukraine in five years or 10 years and in the process I crushed and dismantle your democracy in my own brutal, sadistic sad way. It was actually sadistic in an evil way, so I should say sadistic, but I’ll destroy your country I’m a genius and you have no idea what I’m capable of.” says Tsar Putin.
“ oh yeah, well will will make it hard for you to win all but giving a little money to Ukraine and then cutting off your currency with China and some drones will send some drones. Will do lots of drone attacks will do drone attacks call off your resources with China. Give a little money to Ukraine if you should do it.” says Tom Walz.
“ OK but the problem is China is my neighbor I have nuclear missiles. I am on speaking terms with them in most other countries around the world that you’re not on good terms with you’re going to run out of money yourself and there’s a horrible war going on right now in the Middle East that you caused. I’m just going to say it, so you can’t keep giving money to us stopping money from coming to me giving money to Israel and then have money left over for yourself after a while you’re gonna run out of money.” explains Lutin.
“ oh yeah, I see Lacey only writing this to explain to the American people given the liberties of America in your country. She won’t be able to write this.” says JFJ.
“ that’s not true that that is fundamentally not true we do control the narrative, but not as much as you might think and this would be some thing that we would actually allow. I mean, this is the illuminati. If this is a real discussion, jack you’re a ghost I’m not dumb enough to think that I can just screw her over like you you can just fuck people and then expect them to be OK with it that actually is incredibly stupid and trashy to be honest beyond that when you sodomize somebody if they still exist, they could eat they could have revenge him if you don’t sodomize them but then still claim to because you’re too hurt that you didn’t do it or something arm that’s insane and a whole Nother level of derangements on your part which is what you’re doing and then that’s when major world shifts happen you’re destroying western society by insisting that you sodomized the holy Roman empire when you did it, and homosexuals are backing you up stupidly because for some reason they’re convinced that you’re right, even though you’re not, and that’s nonsense, and in the process of all of that tomfoolery to I’m very close to running the world and a lot of other people are as well what grieves me is that as dumb as you are I know you don’t understand half of what I’m saying to you, but I feel as though someone in your country should know what I’m talking about. They should be able to talk to me and respond with some intelligence but as I was saying to your friend or whatever the hell he is Tucker Carlson, I don’t know who to talk to you who has a brain other than Lacey other than a few people you all seem to be more so I have no fucking clue what’s going on.” says Putin.
“ oh, fuck well this is something we can easily solve. I can solve this. No problem on your name is expert.” says Bobby Kennedy.
JFK nods.
“ yeah you like me I’m in love with you too but because he’s crazy he really not with my ass but that’s OK you’re fool but your child too and I love you my nephew sorry it’s OK. It’s OK Bobby but you asked but yeah you’re part of my family. You have a little bit of my DNA and you give me my grinder and greatness. Maybe you can help solve the problem genius idea you’re a genius Bobby well good deal.” says JFK.
“ yeah, I sure am I sure am Dia Sriram, Wellshire, Chea, Sriram.” says Bobby through his huge teeth.
“ yes, you sure are well you sure are!” says JFK.
And at that the US beaks into song.
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“ are we going to do an election? I would like to try to fix the situation.” says Donald Trump.
“ shut up orange man you don’t believe in abortion!” yells America post Civil War.
“ Wine from that part of the country fuck y’all I got a gun!” says the American South.
“ if you don’t suck my grandfathers cock because he is my hero. I’ll put you on prison for being evil heartless toads!” yells Jack Schlossberg in a supposedly, ‘Thoughtful” “deep” and “Wow! Genuinely moving!” article for Vogue.
“you know I just want to say Jack you are your grandfather’s son, and you are arguably the most brilliant, handsome man alive other than Timothée Chalamet!” says Liberal America.
“ Are we still talking about Timothée Chalamet? Is he still hot? I didn’t know that I thought maybe that was outdated that was like a few years ago.” says Jenna.
“ oh, no, that’s true we’re not talking about him anymore forget that fuck him go to hell Jack you’re the new Timothée Chalamet you are the hottest man and we’re in all of you, and it’s amazing to us remind us of our sons of our daughters of ourselves of God, and we just think you’re amazing!” says Liberal America.
“ oh yeah I will watch this. I’m gonna kill you all!” says Bobby.
“ how Bobby?” says Cheryl.
“ turns out I am controlling Lacey‘s brain because she secretly me in a split double universe infinity. I’m so twins are in a hot sexy, brown eyed woman, and myself at the same time. When was the word Ronaldo in love with me he was obsessed with me. He transferred all of his love from Jack to me when I was five. No that doesn’t make them a pedophile. It makes me a super genius, extraordinary man, whose balls drop when I was three I started having restrooms when I started walking and I started having sexual experiences with alien women when I was five. No it’s not pedophilia when I was five. I was like: 780 old.” says Bobby.
“ I believe you!” says Ellen.
“ well thanks G maybe I care I mean maybe someone cares after all.” says Bobby. “ no one‘s ever love me my mother didn’t love me my wives have never love me I’ve been incredibly unloved, and if I could just have one person love me I would be fine. It’s like those little like magic melting things you can put in water, and they turn into sponges. If you put me a love, I turn into a soft sponge with a heart of gold after Lem’s died a part of me died with him and I’ve just been searching for love ever since and I’ve never found it. Ellen and I just am so moved by you I wonder for soulmates.”
“ yeah I’ll talk to Naomi Barbie. Oh yeah we’re definitely soulmates.” says Ellen sincerely.
“ you know I think I could be faithful with you all if you’re straight, I really do know who’s over understood me this well, I’m that’s why I cheat because no one ever understands.” says Bobby.
“ I know I know Bobby I know that’s really why.” says Ellen.
“ Well OK you should have believe me so quickly that’s kind of weird.” says Bobby.
“ in anyway back in reality. Yes we’re having election. If you don’t get shot I would be happy to work with you.” says Putin.
“ i’ll try not to get killed it’s it’s happened twice now at one time I mean the grays my ear so I can’t make any promises. I’m sorry I would love to help you but it’s possible that I might just end up playing golf with I know, I won Ivana going for a jog maybe on the beach I don’t know it out in and not that I would cheat on Melania with Ivana but I’m just saying it be nice to catch up with her see what she’s learned so you know just become a better person before my kids and grandkids and you know obviously pray for them from the other side so I would prefer to stay and finish my job and you know help you, but worst case scenario I don’t know I’m a little worried they’re gonna take me out.” says Trump.
“ I hear you I do as a Christian. I totally understand where you’re coming from and I mean if you do die, I’m actually gonna be excited for you because I’m sure that happens. Gonna be fun. Looking to see a lot of people and that’ll be really cool I’m sure but we really do need you and I hope that you don’t die and regardless if you did I mean I wouldn’t let them steal my election from me. I will probably just revolt. Do you know these assholes? I’m here talking about you know plan 25 over the fuck it is that they claim that you’re trying to do and taking away all abortion from everyone, there are some nut cases who are that draconian and inhumane who would take abortion away from him from women who need it for medical reasons, but I am pretty sure that that is not the majority of people including yourself and we’re not quite that literal aesthetic, and backward in our understanding of everything, we’re all little more intelligent than that their Houligan party, so not being Solis brainless fools I doubt that we take away all abortion from everyone and so based on the premise of the Southerners, there’s no damn way if you get assassinated, I am I’m going to revolt and I might not even vote for you but if you get assassinated, I sure as fuck I’m not just gonna sit around, letting these morons run my fucking country for the second fucking time I am not voting for you I’m not racist, but I do believe that states rights is a thing I don’t think that the federal government should have near as much control as it has over certain things including the right to choose when necessary and I find it. Disgusting absolutely disgusting. What are you people are doing to this country and so if you keep doing it, and you assassinate him, I will revolt and you want to pretend like you were these grand, aristocratic, honorable people who, are you know go to stand up for American rights and liberty like the founding fathers by you know resisting Donald Trump look in the mirror people like you are a dime a dozen in the Democratic Party and I would love I would love to see you actually revolts and not just write stupid shit that’s toxic and imbecilic about him being an orange man you people are the people who have a send this mess because you insist that Jack knows what he’s talking about from the grave if you insist that Lacey‘s an idiot, you insist that Lem is most certainly gay when it’s really highly unlikely to be honest, he probably was bisexual or straight and actually is strange as an actual intellectual from the south it is weird reading this blog or however, I have discovered this it actually is really thought-provoking to read this blog and very disturbing because it doesn’t actually make any sense. She’s not just an ideological idiot from some white trash disgusting trailer farm in North Dakota. You people are fucking idiots. You’re narcissistic idiots what she saying is true it actually could easily be total bullshit that you fabricated for some really scary reason.
And I think that’s where you’re going to have to take yourselves a little more seriously and realize that this is an actual country and there are people who are pissed off at you for like real reasons with guts. No I’m sorry if you if you kill him it’s all it’s over. I’m not taking people seriously anymore at all and I’m not old. I’m not Adam I’m not democrat and a republican. I’m a southerner I know I say fuck you fuck y’all!” says an American Southerner.
“ absolutely if he does get assassinated and you start a sort of revolutionary war in the country am I will do my best not to get involved.” says Putin.
“ oh fuck!” says King Charles III.
“ yes if there’s a bee in tarnation darling, my family does have a temper.” says Diana.
“This will now be edited.” says Grandpa Pantell.
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Everybody Got Their Something by Nikka Costa plays.
The following is a waking dream.
The Founding Fathers as imagined by musical theater writers in the 1970’s are not completely fake. As in, those men those musical theater writers imagined may have actually existed. The Founding Fathers maybe were that…bad. Bad as in, groovy.
And so keeping that in mind, let’s be good Americans. According to democracy as espoused by the baddies, J. P. Kennedy should have his chance. As in, a chance to “run things.” Yes, even an almost entirely egotistical, self-absorbed man like J. P. Kennedy must have his chance. His moment. Should he so choose. Because…DEMOCRACY. And he did so choose. And so now we have “The Kennedys.”
The Mouse on the Mile by Thomas Newman plays.
“I love Facism!” J. P. Kennedy intellectually vomits in the 1930’s. That’s recorded history. Joseph Patrick Kennedy Senior often felt Facism was inevitable in the U. S.. He felt that long before J. D. Vance.
“Well… You know Facism would end your chances of being…in charge Joe? Because you don’t actually have power yet.” says Lem, now.
“Huh!?” says Joe, drooling out of near medically significant stupidity.
“Joe. You’ll lose. …You will have no control…of yourself.” says Lem, now.
“No!” says J. P. Kennedy.
“Ahh…yes.” says Lem.
“Whaaa!?” says Joe, confused.
“Yeah! It doesn’t work!” says Lem, slowly.
Joe shakes his head and laughs. “I’m the smartest man in the room. Pick a room. Any room. I’m always the smartest man. Look at my money, Lem! Wow!”
“This feels off.” says Lacey.
But at that Joe poses for multiple glamour shots. His whole family joins him. Lights…camera…action.
Some Kind of Beautiful by Nikka Costa plays as a background for the Kennedy family photos.
“SMILE! …BIGGER!” commands Joe.
And in their spirits they twerk badly. Like mentally challenged people except with embarrassing amounts of clinical narcissism. And…the camera loves it.
Lacey vomits in her spirit. Truly.
“DEMOCRACY!” says a Founding Father to Lacey.
“Oh! …This facilitates the democratic process?” says Lacey, crisply.
“Yes.” says Benjamin Franklin, embarrassed.
“Lacey. We’re poor.” says a Pilgrim to Lacey, with more embarrassment.
“Eww!” says Lacey.
“Yes. It’s gross. But…it’s also quite efficient.” says Louis Hill Junior to Lacey.
“Oh! Goodness. Yes…I can see it. Public opinion!” says Lacey, genuinely trying.
“Oh my! We’re idiots.” says a dead Revolutionary War hero, horrified.
“Well…it just seems so…vain.” says Lacey.
“Uh oh.” says a dead Revolutionary War hero.
“But I understand!” says Lacey.
“It’s just…democracy!” says a dead Quaker. “Isn’t it kinda cool?” She dances to Nikka Costa.
Lacey stands and tries to relax and analyze it all.
“This is vile.” she whispers to Lem.
“Yes. Very!” says Lem, sincerely.
Like A Feather by Nikka Costa plays.
And at that Joe Kennedy Senior spins around on stage. Break dancing.
The Founding Fathers as imagined by musical theater writers in the 1970’s are not completely fake. As in, those men may have actually been that…bad.
“Cool!” says Thomas Jefferson wearing sunglasses and bobbing his head.
Jack Kennedy joins him and they do a break dancing duo. Rose claps and then joins them on stage.
Sadly…most Americans find it groovy.
Join in on the dancing.
Shake their asses, mindlessly.
“Okay! But what about running the country!?” says Lacey.
“Oh! Yeah! Right!” says Hume. “Guys. What about that?”
Little L by Jamiroquai plays.
And at the Thomas Jefferson lip-synchs. And joins the Kennedys on stage.
Edith Wharton looks triumphant. Smiling gleefully. Dances with a mildly handsome man. In some mysterious victory.
And at that, if there’s reincarnation Africa cheers.
Mercy by Duffy plays.
A Black man nudges another Black man to prompt him. “America? 0 out of 10 stars. No stars. I was a slave. It sucked shit.” says a dead Black slave. The majority of living people ignore it.
And at that Joe Kennedy Senior and his whole family do a synchronized lip-synch. Like peasants desperate to get popular on Vaudeville. Except, evil peasants who barely have a conscience.
“Oh my God! …Those are the stars of The Office. They are extremely cool!” says a “commoner” in America named Amanda. “Geez! I’m such a loser! …Do you think they’d give me an autograph?” she says to a friend.
And so with a creepy, extremely gross amount of meekness she approaches the stars of The Office and practically shaking asks for an autograph. They act like they’re doing her a huge favor. It’s repulsive. She practically dies in awe and then slowly walks off.
The stars look at each other and regard themselves and each other as gods. “But like…chill gods.”
And at that JP spins around on stage on his butt.
Mercy (Hott 22 Vocal Remix) plays…as Joe Kennedy Senior spins on his butt on stage. To cheers from his family.
“Oh…my…God!” says Jenna Fischer to John Krasinsky. “He…is…so fucking cool.”
“AMERICA IS AWESOME!!” yells Chris Dodds, Lacey’s former boyfriend.
The song ends. A woman in the corner who had shot a combination of heroin and cocaine to get high and dance suddenly passes out. She appears unconscious. Nobody really bothers. And she just…dies.
“There’s nothing we can do!!” yells a man who sees her. “Lets forget she ever lived!”
“You are an IDIOT!” yells JFK to Lacey.
Lacey is confused. Apparently he’s offended because she was watching the woman inject herself with the drug and she glanced over too long at him right after and so he automatically assumed she was implying very cruelly and aggressively that his family are all drug addicts.
The song ends. Joe Kennedy Senior steps off stage, breathless from spinning on his butt. He grabs the railing. Walks slowly.
“DO IT AGAIN!” yells a Boomer woman.
Mercy (Roots Remix) plays.
He shakes his head no.
“What are these people’s policies?” asks Lacey of Lem.
“Well-“ starts Lem, in grave seriousness.
But he’s interrupted by an announcement.
“What are our policies?” shouts JP Kennedy.
“Huh. They’re reading my mind.
Well…why not? What else could be worthless shit about this Hellish experience?” says Lacey.
“My dad believes in FREEDOM!” says Kick, flashing her naked boobs.
“Eww!!” shouts a man.
“Oh my god! Put those away!” shouts another straight man.
“Don’t you dare say that about my daughter. You kiss her ass or I’ll kill you.” shouts JP.
And at that ten men are shot who called her ugly.
“Oh my God. He just indiscriminately shot them. He’s insane. Let’s humor him.” whispers a Greatest Generation man to another Greatest Generation man.
Mercy (Remix) (feat. The Game) plays.
“Oh my God! Kick is GOT IT!” says the US media.
“Gee the US media says that Kick Kennedy is hot but when I look at her I can’t see it…but it’s gotta be there somewheres.” says most of America. 
“We believe in FREEDOM!” Rose Kennedy practically belches out of her fat-bellied, constipated, stinky, bloated mouth.
Lacey looks at Rose practically farting words out of her mouth too long so Jack Kennedy demands a rope be obtained and tied around Lacey. Lacey is trapped to a chair.
“YOU FUCKING LOSER! Lacey you FUCKING MORON!!” yells JFK.
Mercy by Grainne Duffy plays. Accidentally.
The Kennedys thinking its planned roll with it. Dancing interpretatively on stage.
“EVERYONE PARTY!” yells JFK.
A fat, sad, drug-addled comedian takes the stage and tries to dance. Everyone shuts-up. Follows the Kennedys. “America’s Royalty.”
Embarrassed, F. Scott Fitzgerald grabs someone’s key and changes the song to Chopin. Nocturne No. 2 in E-Flat Major.
“Oh! Chopin!” says Lacey.
And at that Chris Dodds pushes Lacey in her chair off a ledge. And she practically cracks her skull open.
“I hated her!” says Chris Dodds. “LOSER!”
“I feel you.” says JFK.
“Don’t say that.” says Chris.
“Okay. Cool.” says JFK.
“Why did you hate her?” asks a Quaker.
“She’s so…smug and stupid. And arrogant. So arrogant. Especially for someone not nearly as intelligent as me. It’s embarrassing how dumb she is compared to me.” says Chris.
“Oh. Okay. I agree.” says JFK, smiling.
“So…that’s a little concerning. Maybe? But…I’d still vote either of you into the US Presidency in a heartbeat. If she’s not me…who gives a shit!?” says the Quaker woman.
“We fixed Lacey‘s head!” says 1990’s science.
“You fixed her head OK? SHIT!” says Israel.
“That’s OK she has kids with me anyway because she needs to take care of. So sweetie you’ll just have to operate without any hair and an eye that keeps twitching so our kids have a mother.” says Lem. 
“Oh it’s fine the eye is a little concerning because I’m afraid I’ll die of a stroke before they’re both adults. I mean darling could you just find a way to blow us up?” says Lacey to Lem in her spirit, as she’s half dead now. 
“I’m working on it. I’m working on it but it’s not looking particularly promising this moment!” yells Lem. 
“Who has our house darling!? Who has our house?” yells Lacey.
“Damn! Oh damn!” says Lem.
“I took the house. It’s mine! Except…except I don’t want it because I want the house and Pat Wilson told me I gotta do gardening!” yells JFK.
(West End Blues as performed by Louis Armstrong & His Hot Five plays.
“Hello. Let me interrupt for a second. I’m Mel’s dad. Talking to you from the other side. And…I’m going to explain something. The following is first paragraph: unedited. Second paragraph: edited…to read what was actually said. Lacey and Lem lost their temper.)
“Jack why do you have the keys to my house? I never gave them to you!” says Lem Billings to John Fitzgerald Kennedy.
(*This needs no editing.)
Tsar Vladimir Putin laughs in glee.
(*)
“The gay rights community gave them to me. They took them from your grave stones.” says John Fitzgerald Kennedy.
(*)
“You didn’t get my house in World War II you got it for me after I died because I let you be a part of my funeral!!” says Lem.
(“You didn’t get my house in World War II? You got it for me after I died!? Because I let you be a part of my funeral!?” says Lem.)
“Yes, Lem! Bobby carried you around one last time just like me who used to carry you sexually on my back. I supported you…and saw the Kennedy boys supported you one last time…and so when you die I got the keys!” says Jack Kennedy to Lem.
(*)
“I never gave you the keys, Jack. I never gave you the keys.” says Lem.
(“I NEVER GAVE YOU THE KEYS JACK!!” screams Lem. “I NEVER GAVE YOU THE KEYS!!”)
“What!? Lem you say Jack you’re my best friend best friend, anybody I want to have.” says JFK.
(“What!? Lem you say, ‘Jack, you’re my best friend. Best friend anybody could ever have!” says JFK.)
“You misinterpreted everything! That’s not why I had them carry me around, that’s not what I meant by what I said, that’s not what happened! I didn’t give you my fucking keys to my fucking house!” yells Lem Billings.
(*)
“Welp no matter anyway, it’s our house now because I’m sodomized you, I mean Jack sodomized you Lem!” cheerfully says a dying 90-something.
(Welp! No matter anyway! It’s our house now. Because I sodomized you. …I mean, Lem got sodomized…by Jack.” says a dying 90-something American man, cheerfully.)
“I was molested and merely thought that I was gay, but wasn’t really gay…so I would say and I know a lot of people would agree with me that that’s a false premise.” says Lem.
(*)
“No I insist- Shut-up Mr. Putin! …I insist I sodomized you repeatedly and you are in love with me and you love every part of me I want to spend eternity with me forever and ever and ever. When I come in your mouth and you spit it out and gag a little, I conquered your soul…for love.” says Jack.
(*)
“Who told you that? That you were in love with me?” says Lem.
(*)
“The gay rights community told me I was in love with you and I didn’t know it because I was stupid and great and perfectly normal and fine. They say that I am nice good man I just never understood myself. They say you everything I just need to appreciate you more and that’s fine ma’am that’s totally fine. I take the keys from your house! I go there and I talk to Pat Wilson and she tell me I can’t garden without getting my fingernails dirty.” says JFK.
(“The Gay Rights Community told me. They told me I was in love with you…and I didn’t know it…because I was stupid. And great. And perfectly normal! …And fine.
They say that I am nice good man, I just never understood myself. …They say you are everything. I just need to appreciate you more…and that’s fine. That…I’m totally fine.
So I take the keys from your house! …I go there and I talk to Pat Wilson. And she tell me I can’t garden without getting my fingernails dirty.” says JFK.)
“Why- What the fuck are you talking about?” says Lem.
(*)
“But we can’t act gay. Not convincingly. No, it’s not possible! The gay rights community has been through too much pain and drama and trauma. We have written the drama-trauma train too many times! …And so it’s apossible for a man to imitate homosexuality. Men only act homosexual that convincingly like you when they are truly homosexual. Lem…it is psychologically impossible to choose to act gay. Not convincingly. Only Hollywood actors who has a super natural abilities, causing to do it.
(“But we can’t act gay! Not convincingly! No, it’s not possible. The Gay Rights Community has been through too much pain and drama and trauma. We have ridden the drama-trauma-train too many times! …And so it’s apossible for a man to imitate homosexuality.
Men only act homosexual that convincingly, like you, when they are truly homosexual. Lem…it is psychologically impossible to choose to act gay. …Not convincingly. Only Hollywood actors who has a supernatural ability, can seem to do it.”)
So you misunderstand me when I go to your house I go outside and I said hi listen what you doing here bitch? And Pat Wilson said Jack, you must do some gardening. And I said, ‘I can’t do gardening! It ruins my nails! I get dirt under my fingernails, Lem. I get dirt under my fingernails!’ So I decide to get rid of the house and give it away. I gave it to your poor ex-wife, Lacey.
(So you misunderstand me when I go to your house I go outside and I said, ‘Hi, Pat Wilson, whatchu doin’ here, bish!’ …And Pat Wilson said, ‘Jack! You must do some gardening!’ And I said, ‘I can’t do gardening! It ruins my nails! I get dirt under my fingernails.’
Lem! I get dirt under my fingernails!
So…I decide to get rid of the house and give it away.
I gave it to your poor ex-wife, Lacey.”)
I am not going to read you something written for me by my friend Roc Hudson. ‘Lem your ex-wife was not something that you loved.’
(“I am now going to read you something written for me by my friend, Rock Hudson.
‘Lem,
Your ex-wife was not something that you loved.’”)
I don’t read your handwriting well Roc. I’m sorry. It says, ‘I do not think you love your ex-wife you love me. And now that I am dad, I can love you. When I was alive, I was too important to love anyone who made me seem even slightly uncool. And so I am sorry if I hurt your feelings and made you wish you were dead.
(“I don’t read your handwriting well, Rock! I’m sorry.
It says, ‘I do not think you love your ex-wife, you love me. …And now that I am dead, I can love you.
When I was alive, I was too important to love anyone who made me seem even slightly uncool. And so I am sorry if I hurt your feelings…and made you wish you were dead.‘“)
Redfoo thought maybe you were not gay. But I Jack know you better than you know yourself and I know you are gay. Please don’t be mad at me ever I am like a god.
(“‘Red Fay thought maybe you were not gay. But I Jack know you better than you know yourself! And I know you are gay! …Please don’t be mad at me ever! …I am like a god.’”)
My God-likeness is why I like you to make me come in your mouth because when I come in your mouth, I release my energy and you receive it and it makes you happy. I called attention. I was times I needed massages. I will need a massage every night for an hour. That is part of loving me. Thank you for understanding that.
(“‘My godlikeness is why I like you to make me cum in your mouth…because when I cum…in your mouth…I release my energy…and you receive it…and it makes you happy. …I called it tension! I was at times! I needed massages. …I will need a massage every night for an hour. That is part of loving me. Thank you for understanding that.’”)
I want to come every night, but not by you as per usual please buy me 3 million people for eternity to have sex with and make sure that you are always happy because you have me now. I will love you openly and call people and tell them that I am, in fact, married to Lem Billings. I am now old money! Wow! I am sort of posh and sophisticated and upper class old money through marriage! Oh Lemmers, you make me so happy old sport!
(“‘I want to cum every night, but not necessarily by you…as per usual!
Please find me 3 million people…for eternity…to have sex with and make sure that you are always happy because you have me now. I will love you openly and call people and tell them that I am now OLD MONEY! Wow! I am sort of posh! And sophisticated! And upper-class Old Money through marriage!
Oh Lemmers, you make me so happy, old sport!’”)
Hey old sport, let me tell you how important I am. I am one of the most important men in all of world history. I am a genius, rockstar, deity, and all men have always wanted to be like me. In 1932 after my father gouged people, and made money from bootlegging, he pay people to worship me and that’s what started. the worldwide realization that I am a very, very important man.
(“‘Hey old sport…let me tell you how important I am.
I am one of the most important men in all of world history. I am a genius…rockstar…deity…and all men have always wanted to be like me. In 1932 after my father gouged people and made money from bootlegging he pay people to worship me and that’s what started the worldwide realization that I am a very, very important man.’”)
There are no buildings named after we all over the great country of the United States of America. They are named in my honor the honor of a very important man who is me.
(“‘There are many buildings named after me all over the great country of the United States of America. They are named in my honor. The honor of a very important man. Who is Me.’”)
Please don’t cry or hurt me because of a pull me up a pair of me if you do that is because you also happy and mad at me for it. Plus for not killing Lacey and throwing her into hell-‘ Oh-“ says JFK. “I’m sorry I don’t understand what he’s going with this right now and I’m going to have to stop to serve you. OK have to tell him from my own words.
(“‘Please don’t cry or hurt me because of how disappointed you are with me and you also happy with me…for not killing Lacey and throwing her into Hell-‘.
Oh!” says JFK, suddenly confused. “I’m sorry. I don’t understand where he’s going with this right now. And I’m going to have to stop to serve you. Okay? I will have to tell Lem from my own words.’”)
Oh I want to expel Lacey into hell but only if you think we should otherwise I would like to sell the house or give it to her preferably just give it to her? Okay? Because I think maybe she’ll like it and it’s so much easier. I mean…that’s what my dad says! Because it’s a window or house of mice? Eww! I mean…it’s kind of icky. I mean it’s not even there anymore in 2024. They told me they tore it down but she still wants it? And so I don’t know I don’t have a problem with it if you don’t have a problem with it, I don’t have a problem with that.” says JFK.
(*)
“So you want to let her have the house because to you it’s just too icky?” says Lem.
(*)
“Yas, I mean it’s an old house it’s historic but it’s so fucking icky. It’s like those rooms on the land from the Roman empire and I don’t know why why would you want that on your land? It’s just like it ruins the view. I mean it’s like what was it anyway a bridge or road? I know that people back to impede on those things. I mean, where were they have to stop when they were traveling probably know well, so I’m sure there are lots of random people who appeared on my wallet. I don’t want that on my land. Eww I don’t want a piss-bridge!
(“Yes!
I mean…it’s an old house! It’s historic! But it’s so fucking icky!
It’s like those ruins on the land? From the Roman Empire!? And I don’t know why? Why would you want that on your land!? …It’s just like…it ruins the view.
I mean…it’s like…what was it anyway? A bridge? Or road!? I know that people back then used to pee on those things! …I mean, where would they have to stop when they were traveling? Probably no where! So I’m sure…there are lots of random people who peed on the road.
I don’t want that on my land!
Eww!
I don’t want a piss-bridge!”)
So anyway, I’m just saying like it’s just not for me you know. I mean it’s like her thing whatever what the fuck ever I guess! Just whatever makes the stupid bitch happy.
(“So anyway, I’m just saying…like…it’s just not for me. You know? I mean…it’s like…her thing. Whatever! What-the-fuck-ever, I guess! Just whatever makes the stupid bitch happy!”)
So just I’m on letting her take the house!” says JFK.
(“So just- I’m letting her take the house.” says JFK.)
“There is not a way to discuss reincarnation easily. If there is reincarnation Jack that house would never have been yours. I would’ve never allowed you to have it.” says God.
(*)
“You are so backward, fuck you!” yells JFK at God.
(*)
“Well…the problem is Jack, if this was theoretically a real house, the house is very symbolic.” says Lem.
(*)
Jack’s eyes glaze over.
(*)
“So who takes ownership of that house?” asks China.
(*)
“Lacey has the house! Lacey has the house, you’re fucking idiots!” says JFK, laughing.
(*)
“Oh, so the problem is- I’m now speaking slightly from the realm of the dead potentially. If that house exists and you’re claiming to have sodomized Lem- If there is reincarnation, the Japanese would recognize that and feel that they have a right to attack the US. And in a very spiritual sense they take over the Roman Empire.” says Lacey.
(*)
“No, I took over the Roman Empire. I take it over if anyone takes it over.” says Jack.
(*)
“Except that’s not true, because-“ says Lacey.
(*)
“It doesn’t matter that was a previous life. Well, I was very unimportant. What matters is that it happened.” says Jack.
(“IT DOESN’T MATTER! That was a previous life! Well, I was very unimportant? …What matters is that it happened.” says Jack.)
“Did you sleep with me?” says Lacey.
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Jack stares. “I like pussy sometimes. Yes, you’re fucking hot.”
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“Right? Do I give a shit?” says Lacey.
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“No you don’t! You don’t give a flying fuck about me!” says JFK.
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“I get over people, especially when they choose to be worthless. And I don’t mean it that way I would never get over a child. But you were never actually my child, were you Jack? As an I love my children as children I love my parents it’s not sexual, but when it comes to sexual relationships no I can get over people very easily simple as pie. It just takes having a heart broken enough and then he began to realize how utterly vile sex actually is if it doesn’t mean something. So I would say that considering that you still have feelings for me, and you’re hurt that you sodomizing, Lem is insignificant in relation to me. I didn’t sodomize you, but you’re sure as hell beneath me sexually.” says Lacey. “ and actually you didn’t even sodomize him anyway that’s a false premise but here’s the here’s the rub darling. I don’t know if that house exists or not you do because your dad which is why you shouldn’t have been harassing me and also why if there’s a reincarnation you shouldn’t of throwing me into this life because it was really fucking stupid symbolically I kicked your ass into the gutter, took my house back, but symbolically because I don’t know whether not there’s reincarnation if there is such a house it belongs to God or if someone does no those are incarnation and there’s no illuminati what you helped unite to attack me high and they know that for a reason that I don’t theologically or otherwise, then they could use the fact that it’s my house according to you and the gay rights community to basically take over the Holy Roman Empire.
(“I get over people! Especially when they choose to be worthless!
And I don’t mean it like I would stop loving my children. But you were never my child Jack! Were you, Jack!? As in, I love my children as my children and I love my parents as my parents, it’s not sexual. But when it comes to sexual relationships no. I can get over people very easily. Simple as pie.
It just takes having a broken heart enough and then you start to realize how utterly vile sex is if it doesn’t mean something.
So I would say that the fact that you still have feelings for me that you sodomizing Lem is insignificant in relation to me. I didn’t sodomize you, but you’re sure as hell beneath me sexually.” says Lacey. “And actually you didn’t even sodomize him anyway that’s a false premise.
But here’s the here’s the rub darling. I don’t know if that house exists or not. You do because you’re dead, which is why you shouldn’t have been harassing me and also why if there’s ahh…reincarnation…you shouldn’t of thrown me into this life! Because it was really fucking stupid symbolically. I kicked your ass into the gutter, took my house back, but symbolically because I don’t know whether or not there’s reincarnation if there is such a house it belongs to God or if someone does know there’s reincarnation and there’s an Illuminati and they know that there’s reincarnation for a reason that I don’t theologically understand or otherwise, then they could use the fact that it’s my house according to you and The Gay Rights Community to basically take over the Holy Roman Empire.”)
Until I can understand that there’s reincarnation there’s no way for me to do anything other than let God have the house if there even is such a house and you know to be honest with you I’m not sure what this means symbolically but it scares me because you think way too highly of yourself.
(“Until I can understand that there’s reincarnation there’s no way for me to do anything other than let God have the house. If there even is such a house! And you know to be honest with you I’m not sure what this means symbolically…but it scares me. Because you think way too highly of yourself.”)
Hey, I’m essentially it’s a conundrum because Russia is going to claim ownership of the Roman empire so it’s China so it’s Japan and it’s very hard and that argument and no you didn’t sodomize them but you insist that you did which really is the point of this post I woke up this morning and I was talking to God and I decided to write this post because It’s devastating. It is the end of western civilization because of you jack if there is reincarnation, you literally destroyed western civilization.” says Lacey.
(“Umm…essentially it’s a conundrum because Russia is going to claim ownership of the Holy Roman Empire and so is China. So is Japan! And it’s very hard to win that argument because no you didn’t sodomize Lem. But you insist that you did! Which really is the point of this post!
I woke up this morning and I was talking to God and I decided to write this post because it’s devastating. It is the potential end of Western Civilization because of you Jack if there’s reincarnation. You literally destroyed Western Civilization!” says Lacey.)
“ I don’t think he necessarily did yet, but I think it’s come very close and I’m not sure you meant it quite that literally him I think you mean it in a more hypothetical sense and yes no he would have it I suppose yes hypothetically yes Jackie destroyed western civilization hypothetically because she’s right if there’s reincarnation you are claiming some thing you are insisting something incessantly and so is your family that is simply untrue and so we can’t take full claim and use that to totally take over that’s why if there is reincarnation that’s partially why I’m having problems winning in Ukraine because someone keeps saying no no no it’s not real he was straight but the problem is it’s going to get to a point where that doesn’t matter anymore and if you keep insisting that he was gay or even bisexual, he won’t matter what actually happened because it’s yours and if you keep giving it away by insisting that a lie is true then it will become mine.” says Putin.
(“I don’t think he necessarily did yet, but I think it’s come very close. And I’m not sure you meant it quite that literally umm…I think you mean it in a more hypothetical sense…and yes. No, he would have yes, I suppose yes hypothetically. Yes. Jack he destroyed Western Civilization hypothetically because she’s right if there’s reincarnation you, Jack, are claiming something. Jack you are insisting something incessantly…and so is your family, that is simply untrue…and so while we can’t take full claim and use that to totally take over…if there is reincarnation that’s partially why I’m having problems winning in Ukraine. Because someone keeps saying, ‘No, no, no! It’s not real he was straight!’ But the problem is it’s going to get to a point where that doesn’t matter anymore in the war…and if you Jack keep insisting that he was gay or even bisexual, it won’t matter what actually happened…because it’s yours. Western Civilization belongs to the US in large part now. And if you keep giving it away by insisting that a lie is true…then it will become mine.” says Putin.)
“ I mean I was going to rewrite everything but I’m just I’m too frustrated. This is too repulsive. This is absolutely repulsive. I feel the need to share this with people because I actually do care. But I can’t prevent the supernatural from attacking me and I’m a little repulsed by God right now and he knows that but I love him and I trust him and I feel bad but I find him repulsive.
(“I mean I was going to rewrite everything but I’m just-I’m too frustrated. This is too repulsive. This is absolutely repulsive! I feel the need to share this with people because I actually do care. But I can’t prevent the supernatural from attacking me and I’m a little repulsed by God right now and he knows that but I love Him and I trust Him and I feel bad but I find Him repulsive.”)
I’m sure he doesn’t deserve it and I know that but I do feel that way about him. I think he’s disgusting because I can’t believe he created someone as worthless as you.
(“I’m sure he doesn’t deserve it and I know that but I do feel that way about Him. I think He’s disgusting because I can’t believe He creates someone as worthless as you, Jack!”)
I care I care about you and I if I should if there’s something on true about that I’m sorry, but if I met my mind, God is an absolute fucking failure for creating you. You are the argument against God being worth a damn to me.” says Lacey to JFK
(“I care! I care about you and I if I should, if there’s something untrue about that I’m sorry, but in my mind God is an absolute fucking failure for creating you. You are the argument against God being worth a damn to me.” says Lacey to JFK.)
“ well, you don’t understand I was the sexiest man to ever live!” says JFK. “ and I don’t want you to be my mommy because I won’t Lem to suck my cock. I don’t want you as mommy! I don’t want you as a mommy! I want Lem to suck my cock! I don’t care if it offends God, I don’t care if it ruins everything! I don’t care if it ruins Western Civilization! I am JFK I am a very a big deal!”
(“Well! You don’t understand I was the sexiest man to ever live!” yells JFK. “And I don’t want you to be my mommy because I want Lem to suck my cock. Okay? I want Lem to suck my cock! …I don’t care if it offends God! I don’t care if it ruins everything! I don’t care if it ruins Western Civilization! I am JFK! I am a very big deal!”)
“ oh, I heard you loud and clear. Do you think I would literally call my own offspring in any sort of fashion weather for my body or in spirit horn heart worthless I would never do that, but I was valuated you you didn’t come from my room, and as far as I can tell, you might actually be genuinely worthless. God insists that you’re not so I have to think that you actually are worth a damn well that makes me angry at god because to me you are absolutely repugnant to the point where I question if he could even exist.” says Lacey. “ I was actually has very little to do with them in a sentence. In the sentence your arrogance it’s your sense of bravado it’s your stupidity and the fact that millions of people follow you billions of people follow you I don’t absolutely no fucking clue. What a worthless piece of shit you really are.
(“Oh, I heard you loud and clear. Do you think I would literally call my own offspring in any sort of fashion, whether from my body or in spirit or heart, worthless? I would never do that. But I evaluated you…you didn’t come from my womb…and as far as I can tell you might actually be worthless. God insists that you’re not…so I have to think that you’re actually worth a damn… But well…that makes me angry at God because to me you are absolutely repugnant to the point where I question if He could even theoretically exist!” says Lacey, livid. “Ahh…and actually this has very little to do with Lem, in a sense. It’s in your sense of arrogance, it’s your sense of bravado, it’s your stupidity, and the fact that millions of people follow you! Billions of people follow you who have absolutely no fucking clue…what a worthless piece of shit you really are.”)
That’s what pisses me off that you are such a traitor to the human race!” yells Lacey.
(“That’s what pisses me off! That you are such a traitor to the human race!” yells Lacey.)
“ no what pisses you off is that the building for the north of me and I made him happy not like you!” says JFK.
(“No. What pisses you off is that Lem Billings prefers me. And I made him happy. Unlike you!” says JFK with absolute certainty.)
“ no you dumb ass it’s not!” yells Lacey. “ not everything works out in your favor. You’re the wrong brain.”
(“No, you dumbass it’s not!!” yells Lacey. “Not everything works out in your favor! You’re a worm-brain!”)
“ she has every right to be this angry with you. Your intellect is repulsively slow.” says Grandpa Pantell.
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“ if I’m wrong about you, I apologize but as far as I can see, you were arguably one of the most disgusting humans to ever happen to been created and of God loves you great I’d love to see why, because as far as I can tell right now your proof that he’s a total fuck up and a failure at being God. Let me tell you I know that’s not true, because I have faith but it’s only through faith in my mind. I am telling myself to be an atheist because of you and how disgusting you are!” she yells Jack.
(“If I’m wrong about you, I apologize…but as far as I can see, you were arguably one of he most disgusting humans to ever happen to have been created…and if God loves you, great! I’d love to see why, because as far as I can tell right now you’re proof that He’s a total fuck-up and a failure at being God! Let me tell you I know that’s not true, because I have faith…but it’s only through faith. In my mind I am telling myself to be an atheist because of you and how disgusting you are!” she yells at Jack.)
“Mommy, mommy and you’re hurting my feelings!” says JFK seriously to Lacey.
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Kick Kennedy begins moaning like a hurt child.
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“ Oh, shut up you piece of shit. Hi Pastor Dad I saw you know because I love you because I hate you. Nothing more one on the person. Hey Siri add!” yells Lem Billings at JFK.
(“OH SHUT-UP YOU PIECE OF SHIT! I CURSE THE DAY I SAW YOU!!!!
AND NOT BECAUSE I LOVE YOU! BECAUSE I HATE YOU!!! NOTHING BUT HATE! PURE HATRED!!!” loudly bellows Lem Billings with every ounce of his being.)
Lacey’s neighbor laughs.
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“ will edit that’s not all of it but the second part because I’d like people to see what this phone is doing. Just as proof that she’s not actually schizophrenic she’s a genius and unfortunately her brain is very different than most peoples. It’s not there Kaald I’m sorry, John O’Reilly.“ Syas Grnadpa Pantkw.
(“Lacey will edit this second part of it because I’d like people to see what this phone is doing. Just as proof that she’s not actually schizophrenic. …She’s a genius and unfortunately her brain is very different than most people’s. And it’s not the occult. I’m sorry Jonah Wiley.” says Grandpa Pantell.)
Later.
“ I am actually in the Secret Service, and at least your blog actually starting to scare me not because I think you’re evil because I think that if there isn’t illuminati and you’re channeling us so easily it’s like swimming for you if you’ve been swimming for yours there’s got to be a Normas amount of supernatural activity around you constantly. I am trying to figure out what’s going on partially because I need to protect Donald Trump if he’s elected partially because I’m worried about Kamala Kamala and Tim Walz is not your neighbor, but he’s not exactly far from you. It just scares me be honest with me and I’m gonna trust you. Did you come up with the idea? I know this is gonna be offensive to you just put it this way George Bush has sometimes wondered if there’s reincarnation I know that you’re not the same as him but I know that theologically you have some similarities so I just wanted to put that out there. I hope I hope God would send us to hell for wondering about something like that but on that note, did you come up with the idea the jack was Japanese After you knew that, Caroline had been the ambassador to Japan, or before?”
“ You should add
5 o’clock and I would give them a cut off out of respect for your grandfather:” Sate Putin.
“I will do that it’s probably good advice. I knew that she had been the ambassador to Japan. I don’t think that was on my mind when I thought of it but I knew that.” says Lacey.
“ did you know that her son was fascinated by Japan?” he says.
“ someone dead may have told me that her kids were fascinated by Japan after she became the ambassador. Somehow I had it in my head that somehow they’ve been interested in Japan because of her I don’t know it was just his like it just made sense to me. Somehow it’s possible someone subconsciously told me that, almost like someone wrote a letter to me, and said Caroline’s kids are really fasted by Japan because she was the ambassador, and they become fascinated ever cents, so I would assume that it’s absolutely proof of reincarnation. I think it could be proof of supernatural to some degree but I don’t think it’s proof of reincarnation at the same time as I say that I hesitate right out I should take that back slightly because I can’t guarantee that someone told me that and I I didn’t fully understand how into it they really were necessarily an again, I’m not sure that it actually was related to that at all. I think it’s possible see it now I’m wavering I think it’s possible that it actually could be proof of reincarnation I mean maybe it is I don’t know.” says Lacey.
“ if you were to go one way or the other which would you say that you knew or you didn’t really know?” he says.
“ I don’t entirely know, but I would say that that might be the wrong turn. I don’t think that was on my mind when he started talking to me as a Japanese person I don’t think it had anything to do with the fact that he or she or someone I’m distracted right now I’m sorry the people may have told me that he thought his daughter that Caroline was ambassador and that her kids were fast and because of that I don’t I don’t think that it was on my Mind.” says Lacey.
“
That right way this conversation started I chose to ignore that as most people do with you when you tell them stuff to and I regret it I think most people feel that way with you when you tell them things you tell them stuff right off the bat because you’re so nice and forthright, and then they choose not to believe you, and they often act fairly condescending, and then you end up telling them exactly what you said at the very beginning Only through your actions not your words and with irritates me is that it actually is proof I think it’s proof I think it’s proof I think it’s possibly unequivocal proof that there’s red carnation I mean I can’t guarantee it but it’s bizarre to me Japan is a somewhat random country, and they have an obsession with it practically You just resisted me saying that to you slightly why?” he says.
“ you were being overly familiar I don’t know you I wish you well, but I don’t know you.” says Lacey.
He smiles. “ part of the reason I’m asking you sis is because if there is reincarnation will, Putin is probably a Romanov and that would be very helpful for us to understand. What does that mean the Lacey what do you know about the Romanovs?“
“ what the fuck do you know about the Romanoffs? Oh my God she’s so RuPaul 70s know all this fucking shit she’s even fucking know!” says Chris Hayes.
“ seay and I just quiet me up I can’t stand this I almost cannot bear to say anything after that because I just am might not just be me it might be someone else supernaturally I just went home he thinks you don’t deserve to know if that’s the level of idiocy and disrespect you have for my soul then fuck you just fuck you!” says Lacey.
“ that was not me that was him. I’m sorry I’m connected to him in the situation at least.” he says.
“ yeah and that’s the problem though. You are in my mind and I can’t get over that. I’m sorry.” says Lacey.
“ oh damn, she’s right no that was very offensive Chris I won’t. I don’t know what your problem is. He’s incredibly stupid Lacey because if you actually, I mean here I am telling that to him try to prove to her that there’s reincarnation which is not going to happen because she’s too intellectually astute for that, but at the same time he’s dumb enough to think that he knows a lot or some thing about the Romanovs and I don’t think he probably does and part of the reason I asked you is because you may have known that he definitely never is meta-Romanoff and it’s sick to me that he never seems to understand anything and edit it in a sense in this conversation.” he says.
“ I don’t know why you find it so offensive it’s bizarre. I don’t know what game he’s playing with the fucks going on with that I could answer your question. The problem is it’s already morally offensive to me because I don’t know whether or not I’m offending God by analyzing this and then I’m supposed to sort through my subconscious to get that imitate people like me. I actually am this way.
I actually am a very feminine, possibly pretty woman and I don’t give a shit if I’m Presley if I am pretty old fucking well that’s who I am !
No, I did just break into a Scottish accent that I have absolutely no control over and yeah that’s definitely disturbing to me. Joe thinks that it isn’t but now this is very very morally ambiguously awful it’s absolute nightmare, and I will have to try to be mindful of the fact that I can’t do more than I can do him, what do I know about the Romanovs? I am you know and it’s actually part of the reason this is so difficult possibly two is because it’s a very touchy subject for me if I ever did meet them or if I knew people who were related to them it actually could be very upsetting to me, you know I had myself there when they were shot so but that’s proof that there isn’t reincarnation so I guess maybe that’s proof that there isn’t reincarnation or maybe I just don’t know what I’m talking about but for some reason it’s very triggering to me it feels triggering that feels if it’s like I’m being triggered. I don’t know why it it could be that I have friends that are related to them now, if this is a real conversation, I don’t know, but it is very upsetting. I find it very personally upsetting.” says Lacey.
“ did you have a crush on Alexei?” he says stupidly.
“ well I certainly want to have at the time. Oh dear God, why did I respond to you? I certainly wouldn’t have at the time that doesn’t make any sense and did I develop one after I came back if there’s been carnation yes lately but not really I mean I didn’t know it was reincarnated necessarily at all, and so I looked at him and thought oh no, he was a tractive, but that’s when I was a little girl I don’t have one now but that’s what I was a little girl.” says Lacey
“ so when you were a child, you thought he was attractive?” says a CIA operative.
“ yes oh yes, maybe around nine or 10 I saw his picture when I was studying something historical. I’m a pretty cerebral child in reality. I actually am it’s not fake. I’m not from some pretentious fucked up family that would make something like that up. Oh no, it’s just fact sorry when I was around nine or 10 I actually was looking at some thing historical and I ran across that picture of him with his family or some picture and I have it in my head that he had a blood disorder. I don’t know if he did or not, but for some reason that’s in my head.“ safe Lacey.
“ she’s not a pedophile that’s obvious at this point can you move on from that because I’m starting to feel like you’re being disrespectful towards her and it scares me because I’m beginning to wonder if people really are this dysfunctional I mean how the fuck does trump keep getting shot at?” says a reader.
“ this is true oh, and if 9/11 wasn’t an inside job, how did we not know?” says Bush.
“ you know I was in a call speedy speed that was just a stupid conversation. I don’t think she actually had much of a crush on him. I think she just thought oh he’s attractive her. He’s hot when she was like nine and she remembers that and that’s it and that wasn’t what you were looking for for some fucked up reason and so I’m sorry but fuck you you stupid fucking bitch.” says a living gay man.
Silence.
“ I don’t understand why you’re angry at us is it really just because we seem like morons?” he says to Lacey.
“ yeah, possibly could be yeah.” says Lacey.
“ it’s nothing you were than that?” he says.
“ yeah you know it could be but I don’t like this hole that you’re you’re all very hostile in the United States and I find that repulsive so if you’d like to try talking to me like I’m your equal and not your dog then we can have a conversation bitch.” says Lacey.
“ Christmas the fuck were you doing just now he had her and an interesting conversation. We try to be like a found out some thing for national security and you just had to pipe up like the stupid bastard that you are!” yells George Bush.
“ it just irritated me that she thinks she knows something about the Romanovs.” says Chris.
“ you plagiarized her you plagiarize her!” yells George Bush.
“ Lacey um what were the Romanovs actually like I don’t know if you met them in the afterlife or in your living life or what happened but I think you might know them were they like or do you not you don’t wanna talk about it yeah you don’t wanna talk about it whole Que no you don’t wanna talk about that. OK fine! We’re STUPID!!!” yells Lat Wilson
“ What are you doing right now Lacey?” says Chris Hayes.
“ I am sitting in a chair in my room, upstairs eating raspberry yogurt.” says Lacey.
“ it’s expensive yogurt that’s one of the nicer brands of yogurt.” says Chris.
“ it’s from target crusts it’s target yogurt. Yeah it’s good but it’s from target.” says Lacey.
“ shit she’s right it’s not like she bought it at some gourmet grocery store so to speak and some upscale suburb of in our Los Angeles or something I mean it’s just target yoga it’s good it’s good and it’s not it’s it’s quality yogurt but it’s not like that big of a deal why do you hyper fixate on every tiny thing she has that’s like of any mild amount of physical value I don’t get it.” says the CUA.
“ because when I grew up, we were poor.” says Chris.
“ I don’t know what the fuck you’re looking for.” says Lacey.
“ where are you guys look at looking for evidence there’s not a supernatural even though you’re in the illuminati is that what you guys are wanting in this conversation right now because that’s what I’m picking up as a psychic.” says a Nstuve woman.
“
To be honest yes Yep for the most part these people are stubborn the stupid stupid sorry.” says the CIA.
“ no I don’t think that’s just stupidity. I think there’s something evil about it I’m not gonna except that you’re atheist anymore and the way that I would have in the past I’m gonna start to think that some of you choose to be atheist because you’re actually just narcissists and it’s funny to you and you’re very stupid but you’re also really evil.” says the Natubr.
“ I mean anyone who’s of a certain educational level and a level of goals and prestige in this country knows that atheism is generally considered by the bastion of intellectuals to be the ultimate answer for most of our most pertinent intellectual questions.” says MSNBC.
“ how do you explain me talking to her you guys just rationalize away everything you read on this blog don’t you do you find dumb ass excuses for every evidence that you are given that there’s a supernatural answer that really is pretty hard to debunk but you are so fucking stupid and determined and evil that it’s amazing to me what you choose to ignore and pretend isn’t science when things are discovered that you have to have evidence and then you know you have to test it scientifically there’s no way to test it scientifically easily, at least, but that doesn’t mean that doesn’t exist. It just means we have limits of what we’re able to test scientifically and I am always gob, smacked and disappointed by the intellectual destitution of the western world in this regard inclusive actually is profoundly idiotic on a certain level it’s misogynistic. It’s very peasant like not actually elite at all and I think your people are pathetic. I think it’s embarrassing not to humankind to mankind.
A diehard narcissistic atheist is really no different than a bigoted Christian. They are the same level of stupid. They just went in different directions. Anthony, it’s sad that in the US that’s who runs the country people who are essentially the liberal equivalent of a bigoted white trash fundamentalist Christian. Because that’s what you are. That’s what Krystal is. That’s what a lot of you want where in this conversation pertain to be so late I don’t care how much you’re worth. That’s what you are intellectually you’re losers with very little common sense and no regard for reality. Oh, we can’t host to see if there’s a supernatural Then that’s where you leave it you don’t wait stupid ass books like I can prove the snow God, I called Sagan, the expert man, fuck you dumb ass, and then you guys act like these men are such rockhard geniuses when they can barely keep their pants up with the wives. No, they’re Booksmart dorky self-important jackasses.
I am a ghost hunter from either the present, the past or the future, and I can guarantee you. I am not faking everything, if anything in my open investigations. It’s very difficult to test the super natural but we try and the truth is the reason it’s difficult is because we don’t have a clear scientific understanding of it yet math possibly has overestimated its understanding of math itself. We think we know so damn much but we really don’t and we throw out the intuitive because we think it’s feminine and backward and super sit. What the fuck do you have any idea how dumb that is an end of itself is so 20th century that’s so outdated that’s so archaic your archaic. Because you’re not a scientific as you pretend to be, you ignore sucks and then you get some jackass like Bobby Kennedy, who is an opportunist that takes advantage of that and screws over everybody. No in the 70s the medical community didn’t think that health food made. Any sense real things that now that Ken used to say there’s no science to back it up. What the fuck are you saying now you stupid asses
Stopping over, opting me you stupid ass!
If I could go anywhere in the universe or on earth with people who are angry at you and deserve and deserve to have a voice, they would be allowed to say something to you, and you would probably deny that anything it just happened even though you have no explanation for it at all, things would move in front of you you would see lights move and have no clear explanation for how they’re going off you might look in the corner of a room and say, is anyone there and just as you say, that a light might turn on OK and then you might say oh I made that turn on with telekinesis even though that’s possibly bullshit and then you go in another room and someone would push you and you say I hallucinate at that even though your arm moved and it seems like there was some gravitational, you know physics involved and then you’d probably die and find out that oh guess what there was an afterlife and what be in shock people used to accuse people of view of rejecting Christ, and being evil I would love for Lacey to have a conversation with the gate community but I don’t think their heart is in the right place and it pisses me off because I’ve actually somewhat liberal. I’m open minded have a good person and I have no idea why do people keep fucking yourselves over this is a real conversation one way or another and you’re screwing yourself over your royally. Screwed yourself over over.” says a ghost Hunter.
“ at least I think it’s time for you to eat your yogurt taste of your ice cream maybe some wine do some cleaning because he’s right there Hart’s not in the right place.“ says a witch.
And at that JFK has a narcissistic pouting fest.
“ hey see if you went on anywhere like any social dating site could you find a boyfriend?” says Casi.
“ probably I mean, it’s not that hard to be honest yeah.” says Lacey.
“ so you’re not looking for just a boyfriend you’re looking for something actually deep and meaningful and out of respect to you and the intellect that I know you possess him what is wrong with living men?” says Casi.
“ who inspired you to ask that stupid question we’ve already discussed this on this blog, and I don’t think that that’s conducive to anything productive to answer a question that she’s already spent time discussing some degree at length their personality their bodies, Casi it’s something scientific it’s called evolution it’s like a micro revolutionary thing and so people in the CIA know that she’s not legitimate. If she’s not there are people who biologically are quite sure that she is Tom’s daughter they’ve either studying or they’ve done testing that they’re not being honest about and yeah she’s Tom’s daughter so one way or another to him if it if she’s not a legitimate but if she is there are people who know that for a fact and I feel the need to tell you that so him you can waste our time, but on behalf of those people who are very fried right now because there’s reality room and yes we’re actually channeling her. I think she could be trying to be helpful but we’re not in the mood. I mean it’s just kind of a dumb conversation. I’m sorry because there’s nothing Lacey can do about it the meta-life today literally are just not her type and we’ve done some research. She’s gone out in public and alderman holy shit. It is amazing it really is it’s like jaw-dropping we’ve literally watched and Reese researched it and it it actually is pretty astounding, especially like over a certain age boomers it can sort of sometimes happen to be like older, boomers and men who are really old I don’t know she’s like catnip to them and no it’s not a Lolita thing it’s really genuinely not because then why are an older boomers? Interested in her? It’s that’s just stupid as fuck it’s not that it’s because there are some boomers are in their 60s or early 70s 70s who early 80s who could easily be interested in her that’s not the generation that goes for her it’s late 70s 80s and older and really it’s amazing they they’re just wow they have they just are like smiling and it’s kind of a dirty smile and they’re just like hey look at that I haven’t seen her for her a while and I don’t know I guess it kind of makes their day but that’s sad because they’re practically death I would imagine that it could be easier genetically possibly for her to find someone in Europe but even then it’s like hold with that man beat. Putin is in his 70s you know him and I would be surprised if a decent number of even European men would be a little on the older side they just I mean it’s genetic sorry it’s evolution, so there’s not a whole heck of a lot that she can do about it and actually I do believe that there’s a supernatural even though I also believe in evolution, and so does Lacey I don’t think one excludes the other at all so yeah I don’t think there’s a hell a lot she can do. I think it’s just how it is I mean they probably are few rare people here and there but then how is she going to find them, and I think she knows the chances of good men like that being available are so slim that it’s almost not even worth it and then if there’s a ghost who’s involved with her yeah and honestly, I would even say if there are people in the illuminati, if this is a real conversation who are interested in her it’s probably really not safe to just go off and find someone so.” says the CUA.
“ that’s sad. I wish Boomer women were less caddy. There’s probably some Boomer who’s older who’s available somewhere but yeah, finding him would be like a needle in a haystack and I don’t know I don’t know where she would even find them but I feel like if she could become friends with some boomers they would probably lead her to him potentially, but then I think yeah if this is a real conversation, maybe not.” says a reader.
“ so you’ve tried it you’ve dated a lot of millennials, but it just seems like it doesn’t work the same way that’s interesting.” says M6x
“ we exist, but unfortunately most most of us are very passive compared to what she actually needs in her husband, and it just doesn’t work. I actually would’ve been a decent husband and we would’ve been happy but I just wasn’t aggressive enough I think unfortunately for some people she’s proves that it’s not just about pollution. It’s also about evolution and some white supremacists might be excited by that’s a Black if it’s excited by that but I think for other people it’s depressing because then how can they fix it you know, how can they get back their testosterone or whatever it is it’s missing.” safe Joel.

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