“OIL!” by Lem

October 2nd, 2024

Que Rico el Mambo by Pérez Prado plays.

“Can I take a stab at this?” says Tim Walz.

“Sure.” says Lacey.

He nods. “You’re actually mostly just worried about Elizabeth.”

“Yes.” says Lacey, smiling.

“And then under that layer of distress you’re worried about Lem.” says Tim Walz.

“Bingo.” says Lacey.

He nods sharply. “And then under that…you’re worried about your son.”

“Yes.” says Lacey.

“And under that layer…you’re worried about…your husband.” he says.

“Yes!” says Lacey.

He laughs. “And under that layer you’re worried about Lem again. And then…us?” he says.

“YES. And all children.” says Lacey.

He laughs. Thinks.

“Let’s talk about medical debt.

That was a dig at you last night.” says JD Vance.

“So was the “rural suicide epidemic” comment.” says Tim Walz. “You’re mad at Lem that he doesn’t understand the Jack’s a phony that makes you totally disappointed in Lem.”

“Yes, that’s absolutely true.” says Lacey.

He gets nervous.

“ people have a lot of dumb pretentious arguments against the whole entire thing. I’m starting to wonder if he was straight I think a lot of people look for reasons where you’re like they make up shit about why you’re stupid you’re not you’re just not stupid. Bobby has gotten carried away in numerous conversations over the years about going on and on and on about how you don’t know what you’re talking about you don’t know him the whole family is like that but in reality Lacey, I think you know him better than they do and I’m realizing you probably know me better than I think you do and I think people don’t understand the actual genius that you have and that started because Chris Hayes and Diego insisted you were idiots and I’m saying you because I’m actually going to include them, right I don’t think they understand and your husband to to some degree legally I don’t think they understand how intelligent you guys really are and it is a problem people are really well. They were really giving me a hard time last night and then they were also giving me a hard time about the whole Minnesota thing because they are desperate to bring us down to their level, but also just keep the perception that Minnesota is a Podunk. No nothing stupid state and that’s just not true. You and I both know that there’s no state in the United States. That’s really like that at all and that that’s sort of the excuse or the imagination of a lot of people over 100 years ago who just didn’t want to think about the west they didn’t wanna deal with it for some reason and that’s just kept up all these years people thinking that they know the Midwest is just trash, and it’s not the coast where things originate as much but that has a lot or or did have a lot to do with shipping and population issues it in the demographics of no environmental causes but they underestimate the sophistication and intelligence and frankly grander of the Midwest Camille Harris does not notice I never ties it for her she just doesn’t. She understands that it’s probably nonsense and part of the reason she knows that is because of her Indian heritage, she knows that that’s not how the Earth was made. Spiritually, she knows that that’s not rational personally because she has some understanding of good and evil and I’m scared right now for real reasons.” says Tim Walz.

“ yeah, you guys really fucked up I really sincerely hope my daughter has not been kidnapped. That was a very dumb very dumb thing to do.” says Lacey.

“

To be honest being from a farm family you’re right, I think of like extreme sports fans people don’t want to believe that some people have better skill sets, and other people because it’s upsetting to them. I don’t think her kids would probably be bullied or kidnapped or anything like that because she’s that good of a parent, when you possibly lost her support and they did lose her support last night was when JD Vance said he no joke. He said she just got upstairs to put her daughter to sleep whether it’s Yvette or Elizabeth I’ll say she was putting her daughter to sleep and she came back downstairs to watch the rest of the debate, and JD. Vance said boy you need to be a better mother you’re a real shit mother he made a joke, and then he proceeded to go on and on about his brilliant wife, who is so beautiful and it was crass and disgusting, and obviously an attempt on his part to feel superior and not even if it wasn’t it is because I was very hurtful you don’t just come up with stuff like that to try to win some debate because he went to Harvard and learned it at the Harvard school. Fuck that shit fuck that my kitchen table did well last night with her. Do you know Why Because I am the governor of her state I’ve lived on Summit Avenue in a huge house and I know her neighbor personally and that’s not normal JD that’s not the background that you have.

I’m not just middle-class anymore I I’m not I might be middle-class economically, but based on my success and my sophistication frankly I’m more upper middle-class. Yeah it’s true and there’s somethings slightly maybe vaguely aristocratical about me especially if I become vice president. No this isn’t a joke. Grow-up.

I actually do give a shit about this country and that actually is quite aristocratic. I’m sorry Amy I’m sorry Amy Klobuchar if I’m better than you.

Yes, Louis Hill Junior has helped me from the afterlife to say these things I am sorry I am the governor of the state Amy you’re not that’s a bigger deal she’s right when it comes to the pecking order things I’m better than you know Amy, you don’t do well running for president I do!” yells Tim Walz.

She nods. “ there’s so many things I like to discuss like social class dynamics and farms to be honest and then I have to except that she is intellectual because now she’s desperately logging to talk about Florence and Thomas Jeffersons possibly genius, understanding of social dynamics and land, and agrarian the value of an agrarian lifestyle and bringing equality.” says Amy.

“Yeah, so why can’t we talk about Thomas Jefferson and how genius he was in understanding that farms really are possibly a wonderful force of positive change?” says Lacey.

“ She’s right, Amy, that’s not eccentric it’s brilliant and insightful and what it requires is ability to not just be self focused and stupid shit!” bites Tim Walz.

“ do you know actually I I wouldn’t be surprised if that house actually did have an effect on his spirit Amy, are you ready to accept the fact that goes could exist oh, there’s an illuminati we’re talking to you telepathically or is that still scary to you?” says Jesse Ventura.

“It’s it’s scary to me to think that he could move into that house live there and be a dramatically different person.” says Amy.

“ but you know I mean what is the shining then what are a lot of things that we’re sorry that we we reference that we do it that we use to try to explain things back to ourselves in someway what are we doing? We’re trying to understand so I think a house frankly, and I’m not into New Age Amy but I think a house could have energy, and that house is made of stone I mean I watched a lot of ghost hunters you’ve heard of stone tape Siri the house is made of stone isn’t it or brick and I would bet that there could be tunnels that have either been shot or that still exist that were that were used by the illuminati they’re really they’re really cool it’s cool and I think being from a farm I wonder if he learned how to be for lack of a better way to explain it at one with the land because you have to be able to read the hand to make it grow, so he may be very good at being in touch with where he lives just for safety reasons just for lots of reasons and coming from a farming background, so then maybe that intuitive understanding that he’s developed an understanding land itself who wrote him and his intelligence to be capable of growing more than most people when he moved into the governors mansion maybe it had a slightly more potent effect on him just because of who he is.” says Lacey.

“ do we know that when we built the place and make them all live there?” says Amy.

“

You think I’m cheating on the test based on previous life experience do you think I know something like an M forest or novel Howards end? Maybe if there’s reincarnation, I might just know something and then being intellectual I just connected all the dots in my lonely free time, so to speak of the last 40 years, so I’ve had time to think about things it’s possible if there’s a big addition that’s how I figure this out so quickly but no dancer your question directly that one question that you asked him yeah, they may have known that that it would sort of cycle. They probably thought it was psychological eventually at least That it would sort of make them, mold them into the sort of leader that the state want it which I personally am thinking could be a good thing I don’t see it being negative so maybe that’s why it’s worked. Oh my God is allowed it because it actually could be a positive thing that you know so nope maybe they didn’t have some thing a some old European tradition that got carried over in the state I mean there’s governors mansions all over but Yeah maybe we knew more about some thing anyway because I don’t know that they all look quite like ours.” says Lacey.

“ oh wow.” says F. Scott Fitzgerald.

“ to be honest, whoever thought this was a good idea if if it look if I don’t know and I’m innocent and I’m a little worried about her daughter, it irritates me because I did not need that last night. It was helpful to me and the way I used it because that’s what I do a very shrewd politician but I still don’t appreciate us because it really is actually very disturbing. I mean we have the ability to clone people and then were using that to harass her. You know that is evil that is sick.” says Tim Walz.

“ Lem’s I think Tim is a tough person and he’s going to be OK but I’m sure that man’s very stressed out right now. I’m sorry that you and Lacey are here if there’s reincarnations where I don’t think you’re right I think it got messed up and I’d be half of a tiny shred of the Kennedys. I have a conscience if they’re capable of it I’m sorry.” says the lesbian.

“ thank you.” says Lacey.

“ Lacey please tell Mary that I am that I’m just shit just tell her I’m shit.” says Cheryl Hines.

“ You’re not shit that’s why I was so hurt you’re not shit Cheryl.” says Mary.

“ i’m so sorry.” she says to Mary.

“ why did you do this to yourself?” yells Mary at Cheryl.

Cheryl cries. Shakes.

“ do you know when I died I knew it was gonna happen and it didn’t give me a peace. It actually made me angry.” says Mary.

“ how does he want a threesome with another man?” says Cheryl.

“ yes he probably does but I don’t think he ever asks for that because then that would seem gay.” says Mary.

“ yeah, I could get involved with the man I could get involved with the man.” says Cheryl.

“ you could but to be honest, they really don’t think like that. They really don’t Cheryl they don’t.” says Mary.

“ so if I got involved with him, he wouldn’t even would he care when we would even care?” says Cheryl.

“ oh, I doubt it. I actually really doubt it Cheryl I doubt it. I really doubt it. I’m sorry I honestly I’m getting angry because you’re trying to imply things right now and it’s not gonna work because I know was actually real I’m dead I hung myself. If you want to have a conversation with me, that’s mature and rational be my guest, I’m actually very intelligent I was an architect. I went to a very good prep school. That’s how I met those people that’s not your background I like you and I care about you but I’m not prepared to have a stupid conversation right now. I’m sorry.” yells Mary.

Moments later.

“ I am so confused.” says a gay man.

A lesbian laughs. Nods. Smiles.

“ yeah you’re a little out of the loop huh all that time with men I don’t think you have a clue what’s going on and the other half of the universe so speak.” says a living man.

“ OK yeah there’s a lot of chauvinism in the gay community to be honest so this is just touchy-feely emotional stuff and we don’t really understand that as well as we think we do.” he says.

“ the truth is Lacey you know as well as I do that Palestine maybe needs to be a state they been babied for decades and Kamala and I care about Israel to a profound degree but we also are trying to figure out a way to help Palestine exist and if that’s not possible, we may have to wash our hands of the situation slightly which will put us in a horrible, horrible position you know that, but if that’s the godly Christian thing to do, we’re gonna have to just trust God for our safety, because Israel will be very angry and Palestine will be frustrated by us. No not us but decades of leader ship before us.” says Tim Walz.

“ to be honest with you I think it’s manufactured. I think they’re either up to something or I think their hatred of each other is somehow fake and I haven’t quite been able to figure it out.” says Lacey.

“ it could be if this is a real conversation it could be.” says Tim Walz.

“ I know she’s not advocating for a piece between us that we’re not comfortable with what she’s rather saying is that it started in a really weird way that there’s something about it that’s just a little off.” says Israel.

“ yeah almost like you’re the fire in the crockpot I don’t know who is, who is such you people out to be our flames of wars to bring economic freedom, but it seems plausible that someone set up the Middle East to be out hot a hotbed to have war and unrest that within allow people to make money because you guys are allowed to go a whirl, pool or Jacuzzi you heat things up everywhere it’s real sweet the real sweet deal.” suggests Lacey.

“ They didn’t support us. You know we did defend ourselves.” says Israel.

“That’s very fishy. I’d say that’s very fishy.” says Lacey.

“ they were screwing us over and them at the same time?” says Palestine.

“ yeah really honest with you. I’m not sure who’s idea that was it could’ve been someone with some good attention but really very little common sense or something and then it could’ve also unfortunately have been Woodrow Wilson.” says Lacey.

“ Woodrow Wilson?” says Palestine.

“ yes I actually wonder if he had something to do with it some doctrine or plan that he started about how to deal with the world so to speak and so somehow he thought doing stuff like that made sense to control people or something like that and so he might he may have thought that somehow it was a top speed automobile type politics you know lightning speed none of the slow stuff with horses get in the car and take off.” says Lacey.

“ what exactly are you saying?” says a Palestinian.

“ i’m just I’m worried that he thought that the old way of you know power balances in Europe, and all that slow conversations letters lots of fanfare was getting a little outdated and dangerous because you know Germany was having problems and Russia was confusing. I don’t know that he understood Russia but I think he thought no but somehow I can be a modernize or I can speed things up and really get things going. You know efficiency modernize the whole process by doing his little tricks you know hacks instead of just cleaning the toilet put a Congdon cotton ball in aluminum foil salt in a combination of a grated grated bar soap, dish soap and hydrogen peroxide. Put the balls in the toilet bowl or no the toilet whatever that is the part of the toilet that you yeah you know what I mean put those in there let that soak and then you never have to clean the toilet again. It’s just brilliant it’s a trick. It’s a hack, so I think he was trying to come up with a hack potentially, and this was part of his premises hack.” says Lacey.

“ so what is what is the idea?” he says.

“ I think the idea was that you were black is that you’re not black but you’re black to him and he might’ve been a little bit of a racist so I think he may have thought that you were black and so you didn’t matter and then those are just Jews and who likes Jews anyway so that’s the first premise, your dark and the Jews are just icky.

The second thing is you know it the second thing is that is the Middle East it’s really hot there and he doesn’t know that much about that kind of thing.

The third thing is that One makes money and he do it at that that people could make a lot. I think he just knew that or something that people could make a lot of money through war.

Yes, and then beyond that I think he thought well when there’s a group of people who are capable of this isn’t quite it, but it’s like when there’s also a darkies who could fight of Heather to make money you use you send them in the ring so I think the idea is to sort of antagonize you and then take it. I need it was like he took a playbook from the British colonialism and Ireland. So it’s like set them up against each other like the Irish and Ireland, you know, get them to sort of antagonize each other, make an impossible situation, and then just let it go, and you create a great tool for making money through war.” says Lacey.

“ you’re struggling through it with more specifics.” he says.

“ I certainly up that’s the problem I have two sources of information what I’ve studied and if there’s ring carnation what I remember and I’m not able to figure out any more specifics I’m sorry.” says Lacey.

“ I don’t think you’re a psychic medium Lacey I think we’ve just been attacking you. Do you have any other insight?” he says.

“ I don’t think Europe specifically Great Britain was comfortable with it. Unfortunately I suspect it’s an American thing or a globalist thing and an American thing globalism is possibly something that’s been around for a while people thinking that it’s a New World order. I doubt it I have a feeling there could be some thing that they’re up to, but I think you know I don’t know if you’re in on it or not but I think that globalism is a very old concept amongst the elite, so I think it’s possible that it was a globalist secret society that isn’t necessarily the illuminati on that may not even exist anymore. Those people might’ve all mostly died off but I think in the early 1900s they were still around and very active possibly with framing foreign-policy.” says Lacey.

“ when do you think they stopped affecting foreign policy?” says Palestine.

“ probably in the probably in the oh maybe the 1960s or 70s that’s probably when they mostly all died off.” says Lacey.

“ yeah you could be right so then Louis and Henry Kissinger and all those people are not who you think they are necessarily.” he says.

“ I know they’re not necessarily the people that I am thinking of our know that they go back that the group that comes to mind for me goes back to hold the 1500s maybe I know it’s not a secret society but I would I would I would Ruth them back to the 1500s 88 think they probably maybe disbanded and got back together on occasion but the ideas will probably kept yes, I could be philosophers like human or locker someone who use code language, and sort of kept things quiet, but had a very particular, if he was the world.” says Lacey.

“ what was their overarching aim do you know or no?” he says.

“ I think their idea was very I think it started out, possibly as a very sort of aristocratic high minded beautiful thing that a king had will say somewhere in Europe it was very grand very high minded as far as things can be yes, Putin, would you slightly like that in his mindset possibly but then that’s sort of tapered off probably by maybe the 1700s 1800s that was out of fashion and they may be for a little disbanded at that point but then they got back together again and I think there was something very very evil about them. They may have been involved in like blood sacrificing of like animals that were sweet animals that they stole from peoples barns or some thing I don’t know like someone’s prized horse. Sincerely, this is disturbing peoples pet dogs and maybe children but I feel like it was more animals but they were really evil and this was probably the 17 or 1800s and then people I think the more intelligent and enlightened they became sorry to think that that was kind of dumb just dumb like why are we being hell before we die or why are we like we’re doing a hell fair it’s like yeah like the Renaissance fair but hell and it just seems stupid if people and so they kind of stop doing that and then it became something very sort of lofty and awful, but also very intellectual and I wonder if it became popular in France right before the French revolution? I wouldn’t be surprised if Marie-Antoinette was a part of the organization I wouldn’t be surprised if they were a little dark and evil in their ideas of things because they just got weird, but if it was just, I mean, it was an awful sort of movement that they got involved in and they became very awful people to me Marie-Antoinette‘s just like let them eat cake ha ha but I think that would’ve been part of this like yeah I kind a like trenchcoat mafia like bad like school shooter, evil kind of vibe, so I kind of wonder if that is part of what happened and why they got so evil and then people just killed them off in France but there were people in other European nations I would bet who still believes that and then they kind of just kept going here in there. You know little bit of this here a little bit of that there was some idea and then by fuck me up at 100 in the early 1800s it lost popularity, but then by the late 1800s maybe was spiritualism and the old cult it in the Midwest started cutting back. I wonder if they sacrificed animals again even here in Minnesota there’s this hot there’s this haunted house the mayor but not really be haunted that they do in Minnesota in downtown Minneapolis for Halloween. It’s an old soap factory and I’ve been there and right before I got thrown down the stairs. I was talking to those people and I wonder I wonder if they were involved in my attempted death because they were sacrificing animals and then using it for the using the remains to make soap, but they were using the basement possibly for like ritual sacrifices of animals conjuring a different demons or some thing here Minnesota so it’s possible that it took on some power in the Midwest over in Minneapolis and that holds up Factories, and then I would suspect because that was the early 1900s late 1800s I was suspect that Woodrow Wilson was a part of that I mean that was just his idea ideology he just got in on that. Was it Yale or Princeton that he was the president of but no somehow he got in on that whole thing and it made a lot of sense to him somehow it just you know, my father that raised me hates Calvinism possum because he worries that he’s damned to go to hell because he knows maybe on a certain level that he is pure evil the father, who raised me at times I think so maybe he hates Calvinism, because he thinks he doesn’t stand a chance of going to heaven, if the Calvinist are true, if they’re right, but it reminds me of the Calvinism that he perceives that may actually be Calvinism. There’s a certain darkness to it of not caring about other people and just being like throw those people to hell who cares about those people who cares about this group? They’re not like us and so oh no I don’t think this is the illuminati. I think this is a separate group, and so I think him I think he may have confuse them with the illuminati at times either accidentally or intentionally but I think they’re two separate groups and I think that would be the people spiritually who harmed my daughter if she was cloned that’s the sort of person who probably kidnapped her they are very amazing me down the stairs to possibly you’re very hateful towards me. I think they’re confused by me at one part because if there’s reincarnations, I am a Gyptian and on the other part they’re confused by me because I’m Scottish and then they think the Scottish are Black people because they’re stupid. Unfortunately, if there’s reincarnation, these are not the brightest individuals oh, and then on the other person to another part, another facet is that I think they are angry at me for American man who is half Jewish because I think they think oh how could you have married a Jew? That’s so beneath you as a white person so there they don’t like me I think they’ve assumed that I am just beneath them and should just be killed off or something but I would bet that that’s the group and that’s the society that probably sent you two up they set up the Jews they set up the Palestinians, they’re not stupid in a sense they’re not stupid in a very Booksmart sense they did their very dumb in a way which is too bad for them but-“ says Lacey.

“ I think Putin can tell she’s not dumb and he listens to what she says and he’s like that big so much sense.” admits the CIA.

“ am so I think yeah I think this could be true. Now this makes some sense so what you were tell us to do is just step back examine the situation, objectively and sort of look at it from that angle because we both got set up and it’s not just employee like oh you got set up now. Make peace with that it’s more you guys got set up I’m backing away. I’m just letting you know you are you guys all got set up?” say’s Palestine.

“ I suspect yes, I don’t know for a fact I don’t know for a fact I don’t know for a fact, but I suspect possibly.” says Lacey.

“ you’re right, that is very dumb.” he says.

Lacey decides to be quiet.