“Our Neck of the Woods” by Lem

(October 2nd, 2024)

It seems that Chris Dodds was an idiot savant but not in a way that is detectable. Chris Dodds her boyfriend, not Chris Dodds Senator not her boyfriend now either by the way, but her former boyfriend.

It’s very possible that his wife can’t stand him because he’s a narcissist and she drives. He drives her crazy rather and they’re not really happy but they’re also in love and happy at the same time they’re doing very well financially but they’re also doing horribly at the same time.

And I mean really horribly but also they’re really OK.

We’re getting hopeful that our daughter is upstairs and not dead at this moment. If I have a daughter with her in the future, it’s possible that they’ve tried to force her to come to live in my daughters body or something along those lines who say evil people read this blog.

It’s not going to work, but it’s possible something is happening and it’s being sorted out as best as we can.

I JD Vance volunteer to have a conversation and we should have it.

“JD why did you decide that Lacey was poor?” says Lem.

“You know I didn’t necessarily I did not handle that well with her last night if there’s an illuminati.” says JD Vance.

“You know I can talk to your grandparents JD. They’re dead and I am too. I can talk to them.” says Lem.

“ are you really dead the Lem? I feel like you’re extraordinarily alive.” says a reader.

“ oh well my body that I was using is buried in Pennsylvania so I’m not using that body sock to you or am I slightly butt if I am that is pretty astounding is it just how would I be doing that in the same way that she would be slightly dead. I’m slightly alive, but maybe not it’s possible I am completely dead and that God is just allowing me to talk.

What is the sheriff actually be right now directly you’ll be surprised is that the University club of St Paul is up for sale in downtown Minneapolis IA either was there while I was alive. Very briefly. Yes I know you were not to expect that but it was what I was possibly very young. My parents might’ve been Anne and St Paul. Yeah, I know you wouldn’t expect that but it’s possible that we we went through St Paul, oh when I was like a teenager as well. Yeah, it was sounds like about the time that I knew Jack but it actually might’ve been before that and I wasn’t really quite a teenager but I was I was becoming a teenager and we may have stopped over and St Paul or stayed in St Paul for a while and I’ve possibly this. This is what she’s hearing I may have possibly visited the St Paul club very briefly and gone swimming there, my father may have been visiting with another member and we may have stopped there and I might have gone swimming and to tell you the truth. If she was in that building right now, I’d be able to manifest she may or may not see me or so to speak, but she would see me, but she might not know that it was me. How would that happen? Um, it would be scary that she’d see somebody out of the corner of her eye from across the room and it would probably seem normal because you were just seem like a random man was staring at her and she didn’t go. Why is this man just staring at me I wonder if you need some thing and then she look up and I’d be gone, but I would be able to manifest there or it’s possible that I just got connected to the building and some other way, but she were that’s hard on us because I don’t like that place being empty I really don’t I don’t like that makes me very uneasy, make sure and easy to Actually it it makes the man who used to own this house on easy it makes a lot of goes oh Scott’s OK with that but it makes a lot of girls pretty uneasy so there’s a lot of fear right now in St. Paul amongst the dead because it’s just really creepy right now. It’s very creepy and I don’t think Tim Walz knows that, it’s bad Tim your area is OK. Summit Avenue is not bad her neighborhood feels OK to for the most part but the closer you get to downtown St. Paul it’s it’s bad there are a lot of very angry ghosts and Lacey feels all of that for the most part is possible part of what happened rap is happening right now with her daughter is connected to that, there are a lot of demons and there are a lot of of dead people who are very upset. I tried to warn them because Lacey told a homeless man that she was she was with Christ and he took her seriously but a lot of people that heard this conversation didn’t take a seriously at all and I tried we did we try to explain to them that things are really not going well and they just didn’t want to hear it. What can you do?

And I don’t think she realizes how happy she makes me you know that’s the thing it’s like all these, you know pictures of me smiling with Jack. I was happy at times he he he knew how to have fun like men have fun person because of his brothers and his dad and his grandfather, they taught him how to have fun, but it’s really not as much happiness as I feel with her I had a very squeaky voice, and it always scared me slightly to think of a woman think of my voice because part of my voice was fake because I thought I was gay and so I made it more high-pitched and effeminate That parts not real but there is a part of my voice that is unusual and it is a little different. It is kind of like the actor who played the skipper and Gilligan‘s Island. Yeah it’s a it’s a it’s a big of a very big man I am big I’m very tall, and I’m very big that the thing is I’m emphasizing big for a reason people describe me a stout. I don’t think that’s true I would you describe the Charlie cream, giant stout I was a very unusually large person and that sometimes does make your voice a little more high-pitched just by the nature of seeing that pig seriously it’s not homosexuality there are plenty of very large Maddon, who have somewhat higher pitched voices, those two things and they go together genetically for some reason and so I think I was always afraid it wasn’t just asthma. I was always afraid that a woman would find that attractive and I thought maybe she might find it attractive but not necessarily and so Lacey finding that, she heard a little bit of my voice just now when I was tired when I was talking about the University club she heard that she heard it a tiny bit of my voice and it comforted her in a way that only husband can comfort his wife when he really loves her they’re meant to be together And that made me very extraordinarily happy more than I was ever happy at any point with any of those people but it is like at the dollar not know I’m not laughing and smiling so how would she know I really hope you guys know that Putin might be a really Decent man believe it or not.

JD Lacey, my wife sends our children to private schools essentially we spend oh about 8000 a year on private education that’s cheap but we’ve worked out a deal but now we in it’s nothing evil there’s no molestation involved it’s just that Lacey does education but overall for our son, but overall it cost about 8000 so we pay about $8000 a year for private education for our children she spends 5000 a year on perfume or make up or both we collect fine China silver take luxurious vacations. They really are luxurious by the way I’m serious you don’t understand they really are because it’s we’re staying at Airbnb‘s that are fairly expensive and then we’re getting excellent food driving around in a luxury car and she has a perfect taste so this last year we went up to Canada and we stayed next to lake Winnipeg right on the shore. We were in a big what wasn’t big but it was fairly sizable a nice sized cabin. Oh, really a Lakehouse with a stone fireplace it was a real fireplace with wood and a nice size kitchen and the dining room and then there was a great room and then there was a laundry room and a downstairs bathroom and upstairs bathroom and two bedrooms upstairs. Actually there’s three bedrooms upstairs and the bedroom that my wife stayed in had a walkout patio Heather there was you know a nice little yard in the back that lead to the old Dad to the schedule lead to like Winnipeg, it was lovely you were there for almost a week and while we were there he went to the beach we had great food Lacey cooked too and we were so we went. We did shopping in the area and the kids went into the hot tub they went swimming at and Lacey just kind of hung out as per usual and I am then we drove and stayed in three luxury hotels and went hiking and then she went antiquing. I had a lemon drop and cried over how in love with me she is.

I’m being a little bit cautious with what I’m sure it was a little better than that but I’m in that was our summer vacation this year and I don’t understand why you think we’re poor I think you think we’re in Canada and you think that means rapport and I think you hear we had medical debt but I think you thought this through I’m gonna just say it like it’s my money even though it’s not entirely for the purposes of this conversation, we paid over $150,000 out of pocket to keep my son alive oh yeah no really over the last nine years we’ve paid over $150,000 to keep them alive and we have a good insurance so it’s not that I mean we have excellent insurance to Mark does really but no we paid over $150,000 JD 150,000 150,000 JD That’s a lot of money you’re a little off you grow up dirt whore and then you made a lot of money and I think you don’t understand that there’s not just those two things there’s people love more than you and some of them might even be in her family, and then there’s people who have slightly less And then there’s people who have him more or less than you so to speak but they’re still pretty well off it’s not just poor and what you have now.

And that’s the problem do you think that I’m gay just be honest do you think I’m gay?

“ well, I’m hearing someone telling me that you had sex with her in Canada when you were on vacation this summer and now they’re saying that the kids were with Mark in the hot tub having fun and then U2 have the bedroom to yourselves?

But that’s really hard for me to believe.” says JD.

Here’s the problem I really was straight this actually happened and I’m not sure how you don’t know about it because if there is an illuminati, there are people who do know and I don’t know why they’re not telling you unless if they don’t want you to know.

do you have any guess as to why they wouldn’t want you to know that?

No, I mean that’s not gay. I’m sorry she’s a woman we had fun we did and the the the kids in and her husband we’re having a nice time in it at a normal adult and child where it wasn’t sexual. If you’re sensing some thing with Lacey that’s off mother what she saying She’s not telling you that there were a lot of mosquitoes is hot tub and that was very disturbing to her because she was very concerned that they were going to just swallow the bugs or give them up their noses because they kept diving into the water and you’re not supposed to do that necessarily so she worries about the cleanliness of the hot tub and the bugs in the water but it was real. I mean it was way up in Canada, so it wasn’t quite that serious and I knew that but Lacey is concerned about her children. She’s an excellent mom JD she really is, yeah so yeah but we did sleep together this summer. We love you and we sleep together frequently but yeah, I am not gay and I wasn’t. I wasn’t bisexual either but but I I’m not gay.

*He’s thinking*

Has it ever occurred do the Donald Trump really might drop you guess he might and he would have an excellent excellent explanation for it. You know people keep bringing up about how you said that he was like Hitler he could use that he’s very smart.

“That’s true.“ says something or someone.

And it’s getting creepy isn’t it? Does it feel like we’re living in the realm of the dead you know maybe that’s because you attacked Lacey and it really went too far. It may be part of the problem is if someone was planning on making her think that our daughter is not here Where they’ve actually cloned my child and my daughter is actually dead, so is my daughter dead or not?

Well here’s the problem I was straight and killing my child and molesting her potentially before you did that really honestly isn’t going to make me a K even though Bobby you’re special friend now think so are you sleeping with Bobby? Does you Chanel we’re not poor I wasn’t poor 150,000 in medical debt is a lot of money but that’s not what she has. She has 2000 in medical debt. She doesn’t have a problem eating JD. Do you think that she could eat if she didn’t pay if she paid the medical debt off completely?

“Yes.” says JD.

Him you guys have stolen a hell of a lot of money from us. Actually, I was about a couple years and I was your two ago you fucked with my house and we had to tap into our savings upwards of about $50,000. We traveled all over the Northwoods and St Paul and we spent about $50,000 actually was a little more than that so that money could’ve been used to pay off the medical debt JD don’t you think yes or no?

“ yes.” says JD.

Well, then that’s the problem your numbers ain’t making no sense bud. How the fuck do you think that were starving who told you that medical debt meant that much? I don’t think Anderson Cooper ever bit, but a lot of people last night were saying he was top grade expert debater no, you worked you sucked and I tell you the honest truth sincerely, though that medical debt crap what the fuck my mother went into medical debt to feed us what it is, medical debt, more serious than other forms of debt You could’ve just said my mother went into debt to fetus. I think you were trying to make some argument to score points with somebody by insulting me and my wife who were you trying to score points with? Is it a demonic entity because I can see one right now or is it a person name a name.

“ it’s MSNBC isn’t it?” says Tim Walz.

“ why do you want the approval of that particular station so badly because that’s why you insulted that’s why you insulted Donald Trump wasn’t it to try to get MSNBC’s favor?” says Fox News.

“You know…it probably was.” says Chris Dodds.

“Why!?” says I.

“Because he…needs that. …I think that’s his real personal aesthetic. Politically. …I almost feel like this is just his day job. Like a one time thing. But…he can’t not be in good favor with them.” says Chris.

“Makes sense.” says Garrison Keillor.

“Who else then?” asks Lacey.

“People like me.” says Garrison Keillor.

“Yes! That’s possible!” says Lacey.

“Who else?” says Lem.

“Ahh…NPR, CNN, etc.” says NBC.

“We do beat him up. But…secretly we are ‘getting along with him.’ So…Donald Trump and us? Ahh…we don’t get along.” says MSNBC.

“But it’s different with Vance?” says Lacey.

“Maybe.” says MSNBC.

“You’re a fool.” says Lacey to JD Vance.

Lem glares at him.

“We got along so well with you! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED!??” yells Lem. “We were fully prepared to support you! FULLY PREPARED TO SUPPORT YOU!!

What was it!? USHA!?

Are you INSANE!??” yells Lem.

“ATE! Aren’t you!?” says JD.

“Oh! You’re not backing down!? Oh wow! You’re tough.” says Lacey mockingly.

“I am.” says JD.

“No. You’re a fat slob.” says Lacey. “With a womanly face.”

“I thought you found me attractive.” says JD Vance.

“It’s called being nice. You peasant peanut-face.” Lacey.

“I’m a problem.” says Usha.

“Usha. You’re a self-important Hindu. Get a fucking clue you idiot.” says Lacey. “You’re not that brilliant. …No. Oh my word no.”

“That’s my faith.” says Usha.

“Yup.

Let’s fight about it.” says Lacey.

Usha looks upset.

“What? You’re not Hindu?” says Lacey.

“No. I am.” she says.

“Then let’s fight!!!” says Lacey.

“You’re going to convert me?” she says.

“Yes, no? Maybe. Why?

Doesn’t JD give a shit?

Come on.

We both know you’re desperate for his love. He runs you emotionally ragged. And you might not deserve it. …He cheats doesn’t he? A lot. Like…daily?

And do you know why? Because he’s a fool.

At least…that’s what it looks like.

And honestly…I’m mad. Because I have the right religion. You have the wrong one. And fuck the evil Pope if he’s worthless. You worry me. I don’t want you going to Hell.” says Lacey.

“I can’t convert her.” says JD.

“How hard have you tried?” asks Lacey.

“Actually she’s right.” says Usha.

Lacey laughs.

They all think.

“I’m not going to fight.” says Usha.

“Oh. Okay.

Well…you’re wrong. You really are. Your religion is in error.” says Lacey.

“Lacey I got indicted.” says Trump.

“Then fuck it. You’ll lose. If this is the best you can do. You’ll lose. You’re losing. By…a lot.” says Lacey..

They think.

“I’m sorry for swearing.” says Lacey.

“Why do you care about the whole class thing?” says JD.

“Right!” says Lacey. She yawns and thinks.

“Have you spent like any time in Great Britain Usha and same to you JD? I don’t think Lacey- Okay she’s being serious but she’s also being very British.” says a reader.

“Yeah I have spent time there but it’s just it’s not- I’m not like- Oh my God I’m not like umm…I’m not thinking of it that way.” she says.

“Why not Usha if you’re Hindu? That doesn’t really make any sense.” says Amy K.

“ I thought you were a genius litigator what are you litigating right now or are you just an idiot? I’m so fucking sick of bitches like you you always get in my face and you always think you’re so damn right you’re jealous of me because you’re a fucking ugly darky compared to me, you bitch probably shit background with him but ugly husband doesn’t want to fuck you because he’s a prissy hog, that’s the truth you whore yes I did just call you a whore. Why do you use regular interrupting mode and how to do this so fuck yourselves.

Yeah, are you Hindu Usha are you Hindu or are you just a fake pretentious bitch?” says Lacey.

“ no Lacey and I don’t like her. I actually don’t like either of you either. We really don’t know no you need no hold the fuck on I don’t like you I don’t like your wife we don’t like you do you speak English Habla Espanol we don’t like you.” says Lem.

Donald Trump laughs.

Do you know they might just not like you it they like me to be honest I am more someone that they would like and I knew that and they’re not racist you shot. They’re mad at you and your husband because they probably don’t hate you but you took every little ounce of dislike that they have for you And made it entirely personal and psychotic and last night they were having an awful night they’re genuinely horrified and I don’t think you seem to understand that their lives are in shambles right now Usha yeah you should they actually do exist. They’re real people and the fact that you’re kissing ass right now by talking to them is proof that you’re far beneath them, what is it that your husband kept saying about oil concerns and energy concerns? Do you have a plan to fix global warming JD that you’re not telling us or what?” says Tim Walz.

“ You know there’s a very scary large demon working with UJD and it’s not from Appalachia you required it in the last few months the last time that we we first talk to you you were very different person you seem far more sane and normal why do you have this astronomically evil large demon following you around now?” says Lem.

“ I don’t know I don’t know Lacey I don’t know lame but I felt throwing into this whole thing and I’ve been trying to be nice to them which is an insult and if it’s self, they should have to try so hard.” she says.

“ it is it is actually but were used to that this point with these people why why are you falling apart because you you’ve done a good job pretending to give a shit and that you could be nice to her apparently that’s really difficult thing to do it’s not yourself that’s part of was so insane about this whole thing so what is it exactly that that it made you fall apart and stop being nice to her?” says Lem.

“ I just feel like it’s not fair-“ says Usha.

“you have a pretty voice Usha! oh my God go on!” says Lacey sarcastically.

“ you should she really was in my family. She really is my fault but you don’t seem to understand that she really was my father soulmate. She’s being serious she really is.” says JFK.

“ i’m sorry Jack if I embarrassed you at all.” says Lacey.

He smiles.

“ but that’s not real though, right?” says Usha.

“ why do you guys cling to that that’s delusional why wouldn’t it be real?” says a witch.

“ oh, because it’s kind of a big deal and it makes her a really big deal and she has an ego that’s enormous.” says Chris.

“ she really doesn’t cross you do but I don’t see her having almost any ego at all.” says a Frenchman.

“ I know that can’t be right that cannot be happening. They cannot be right.” says Usha.

“ you know I might really genuinely have to kill an editor. I am already working on it, but Usha I really am going to have to kill my family because of you potentially.” says Lem.

“ what is she doing?” says Donald Trump.

“ her spiritual force right now, is making it almost impossible for anyone to be kind to me or Lacey or anyone in my family because she’s demanding the respect and authority that we actually have and deserve.” says Lem.

“ I went to all the best schools. I am incredibly beautiful, but I have dark skin and I happen to be one of the most extraordinary women alive.” says Usha on truth serum.

“ that’s not really true you’re a disappointment in bed.” says JD Vance.

“ I know I’m not particularly voluptuous JD and I’m just kind of weird.” she says.

“ don’t say that I actually like when you’re weird kind of turns me on.” says JD.

“ no, it doesn’t. Motherfucker, you talking about. Oh my God! Eww!” says Usha.

“ this is JD Vance‘s guide to Yale. Usha is a guide. Guide us Usha.” says Lacey. 

“ you know I just want to throw this out there. I have a weird feeling that Lacey has a lot of connections to Tim walls like literally a lot of connections, her next-door neighbor and knew him personally growing up. He was one of her teachers like literally the person she lives next to, and she lives in Saint Paul, where he lives, and she may actually have family from Nebraska, which is where his families from. I really wonder Usha if you’re thinking this through.” says a woman.

“ I have thought it through. I think we’re fine.

So here’s the thing I have no fucking clue what I’m talking about most the time but I work really intelligently and I get a lot of stuff done super quickly and I am actually unusually intelligent. I have a very high IQ so I can work really fast then to do, I don’t really analyze things, or actually absorb things I’m not really an intellectual I’m barely intellectual at all. I don’t really remember almost anything when it comes to certain topics, and I have a very hard time saying anything of any depth or value or insight about almost anything intellectual him, which is offensive to people like lemon, Lacey because I have all the credentials that should make me an intellectual, but I’m not one. I’m not that deep. I’m just not a deep person, so I can work really fast and really smart but I have like no sense of anything but OK that’s not true. I have some sense of certain things because I was somewhat well bred. I came from an upper middle-class family. It wasn’t middle-class I lied why did I lie because I wanted to seem relatable to people Because if you tell them that your upper middle class they think you’re an idiot because it makes you sound smart. If you say that you’re middle-class, they think you’re relatable and then you can kind of sneak up on them and tell them the truth in a way that will make them feel ashamed of themselves, but then off the respect you because people are dumb as dirt

And I’m an asshole and I’m actually a big bitch who is a mean girl and has very few actual friends if any, I don’t really trust people and I tend to just stab people in the back and subtle ways.

I know I’m not that pretty but I’m kind of pretty but I use whatever beauty I have to see them better than other people. It’s a cover because it’ll make people think I’m insecure and I’m not MX extraordinarily confident which is part of a Drew JD to me I’ve drawn him away from his faith, and he struggles to believe it anymore because he’s so in love with me. I am slightly pretty and no I am not good in bed, but he doesn’t know that he knows that he doesn’t know that because he still believes that when you look like me that you’re really special Because I have a cool girl look, it’s not hot but it’s popular and so everyone likes me because I look like you’re supposed to look even if it’s not all that pretty

He has very little sense because I’m actually very smart and I knew that he had shallow. Stupid tastes the minute he fell for me, but I had a huge crush on him. I thought he was really hot and I thought what a dumb ass if he falls for me, because I’m not that special but at the same time, why not maybe I am special and he did fall in love with me. He did madly in love with me, but at the same time he’s a total dumb ass and he probably does cheat and I don’t know what to do about it because it’s stupid as heck he’s in love with me he wants to be with me, he has a lot of respect for me because I’m so smart and I guess he just thinks I’m really cool but he just doesn’t seem to get it that he can’t cheat on me but I don’t know what to do about it and it hurts like heck it’s miserable that’s like being in. Hell she’s not making that up. It’s a miserable life for me in that way.

Sometimes when he goes, I’m not about his mother and he tells me all this shit about. Oh my mother my mother did that I think fuck you you’re just like your mother and I can’t save you and I wish I could but I can’t.

I’ve tried so hard to save him at times more than you might think he’s strong, but he falls apart. Sometimes we just know he’s realize it but I’ve had to keep him from drinking too much. I’ve had to keep him from smoking pot. I’ve had to remind him of who we are and what our values are and he forgets that and thinks he can just run off and do whatever he wants because it’ll all work out, but you know it never does that never works out that never works so that’s why we’re having this conversation right now because she saw that we were weak and evil and so she bounced. I’m not mad or am I no I am mad because I am mad I’m angry.

I’m a strong, independent, attractive woman who works really hard and is unusually intelligent from a nice family no and I’m Hindu maybe that’s not a good thing I can say that I’m an intellectual someone maybe at times I don’t know who knows what intellectual really even is but I can’t stand this. I can’t stand it. I can’t stand so many things but I’m strong and I’m brave And I do my best and he wants to be vice president that’s what he wants that’s his goal that’s what he wants so I guess I want that too right I guess that’s what I’ve decided to do to. I think he thinks he’s having an affair with me, Lacey.

I think he thinks that you’re his wife and some psychotic delusion or someone else like you and that’s just simply not true. You aren’t his wife at all but I think he thinks someone like that should’ve been his wife someone like that someone white someone Christian, and conservative, and I seem like the mistress because I’m dark and sexy to him, it’s really sad because I’m actually just his wife.

I want him to win because I actually do things that he knows more about what he’s doing then Tim Walz I’m smart and that’s the way I see it I really think he knows more of what he’s doing Maria what he’s doing then Kamila Hariss I think that he knows more about running a country Where was called Republicans basically

I really want him to win I really do.” says Usha.

“ that’s scary.” says a feminist. “Usha where are you ?”

“ I don’t know I think I’m mostly just a brain sometimes I can feel myself and I know I exist but I think I probably repress a lot of pain I do I repress a lot of pain. He’s put me through a lot but I just it makes sense to me. it makes sense to my family, it just makes sense it’s like yeah he’s a jerk and I just don’t I don’t I don’t care.” says Usha.

“ but you know you look like you do and I read that on you I think you do carry your shot you do care it’s in your eyes and the way you walk you remind me a lot of Norm Coleman‘s wife she had a very similar vibe to you. I think you do care you do, but it’s that whole Jackie Kennedy. She has the separate life of her own bullshit you do care it’s killing you possibly literally but why don’t you why do you choose not to care?” says Lacey.

“ because I don’t because I because he’s so um he’s so rich he’s so rich and powerful and I care about other peoples approval.” says Usha.

“ yeah I wonder if that’s why people discredit me because they know that they can’t get my approval very easily and so it’s easier to just discredit me that makes some sense.” says Lacey.

“Are you shocked?” says Usha.

“ yes actually.” says Lacey.

“ oh well that’s how I see things that’s how I see it. I just think his is hot he’s sexy to me and he’s really rich and really powerful and he’s in love with me, so why not?” says Usha.

“ oh I was just calculating to see if I feel that way about people know and I don’t think I do it is it attractive to you or is it just like inspiring to you like is it like wow or is it like just attractive?” says Lacey.

“ I find it up more than attractive. I find it attractive, but like more than attractive.” says Usha.

“ but he wasn’t rich when you met him.” says Lacey.

“ yeah, I mean yeah but it’s like down the road down the road he will be you wouldn’t assume that about him?” she says.

“ never I would never assume that about him but that’s that’s interesting you were right he did do very well but no I would’ve never assume that him so that’s interesting. Why is wealth that attractive it’s not like a personality trait like why do you find that so attractive?” says Lacey.

“ it’s oh, because it’s like well it’s just a personal dream to be really really rich just be so rich it’s just it’s like a personal dream of mine and so it’s like this man can make this dream come true.” she says.

“ but then why the fuck is it yours to have just I’m sorry but that’s word. Always crossed my mind in your shoes I think why the hell is he tolerating me he could throw me off a cliff and replace me with a woman in five minutes.” says Lacey.

An Arab man nods.

“ I don’t understand western women in that way if there’s reincarnation, I do not get you people because to me it’s dangerous unless if there’s a very strong bond between the two of you, I will always be afraid for my life if that’s why I’m with someone or if that’s even a factor I would think I need this man to be totally addicted to me or I’m always gonna be a little worried that he’s going to kill me because if he’s that rich and he’s like wooing you and sweeping you off your feet high, you don’t know why he couldn’t do that to a lot of people.” says Lacey.

“ Siri just saying it’s like unless if he’s really in love with me why do I assume that I’m OK?” she says.

“ where is a very good point I mean, is there cloning or not he you could clone him, but he could clone you too if there’s cloning and then I don’t know if he cloned you and just the right way he could probably use you for a public, we know performances, and then so I mean you need them to be in love with you with your spirit with you so that if you ever change one day he would be devastated. Do you know what you want someone who’s in love with you especially if they’re rich do you want your venue? Wanna be in love with them especially if you’re rich that’s so important.” says Lacey,

“ yeah no I hear you it is matter how pretty you are he could theoretically get rid of you if he’s not love with you regardless.” says Usha.

“ no this cloudy thing is actually quite frightening because I mean is it possible or not they could clone Donald Trump they could clone a lot of people people I’m sure I’ve thought that his wife is closed and I don’t know why it’s not working concerning to you. are you a clone, or are you the original Usha?” says Lacey.

“ I am the original Usha, because I am in touch enough with my own spirit know that about that you’re helping me say this, but now I am not in touch with my own being that I and I know.” she says.

“ you know all I really wanna do usually is love people and I don’t know how to do that because you all keep attacking me it’s it’s just it’s impossible. I didn’t wanna call you a bitch. I don’t really want to say those things to people because they might be accurate, and they might not be, but if they’re not then it isn’t Cerveny I mean unless if it’s helpful somehow it doesn’t serve any good for us and it’s frustrating because I think this is a far more productive. If overly personal conversation than any conversation we possibly had and I just don’t I don’t get it I don’t understand why, we can’t just be cordial to each other. It’s just this is insane you know?” says Lacey. “ I will. I answered your question or not JD but I think that’s probably why I care about class because it it seems to mean something to people and I’m in the same world with you because it is it is such a trigger for people I care about it myself if you guys didn’t care about it, I probably care but far more intellectual existential way. It wouldn’t be some thing I would talk about possibly almost effort if I did, it would be very serious so I don’t know why I don’t get it I don’t understand why you are so hostile and that’s why I care.”

“ do your neighbors like you?” says Tim Walz.

“ him I doubt it I don’t think so. Probably not.” says Lacey.

“ does anyone really like you?“ asks a perfume collector.

“ I am know my children love me they do wherever they are even this one upstairs. She’s a clone loves me, put their children through my children and that really is a different bond but I think my husband my legal husband might like me I don’t think anyone else alive does anymore almost anyone, maybe that maybe some British people do but I doubt that almost anyone else does there could be some people but I don’t think very many people like me no.” says Lacey.

“ I have to assume that’s painful?” she says.

“ oh it’s him. It’s it’s like it makes me want to kill myself but I felt that way so I was a very small child but I’m used to it I don’t deserve it I’m actually a very loving kind person and if I seem defensive it’s because we keep attacking me they don’t like me and I get very bullied, but yeah, maybe Ploen likes me I don’t know but but I am, but I don’t I don’t. I don’t know I don’t want him. I don’t expect people to like me anymore. I did when I was a kid and I think I did probably into my early 30s expected people to like me, but then I realize that no matter how friendly I was and how sweet I was purchased absolute fucking assholes to me you were in the doctors office and so no I’ve just kind of given up because people just like there’s nothing I can do People are just worthless piece of fucking shit to me for the most part you are too by the way, but do you have some insight or are you just enjoying hearing about how miserable my life is because you’re an ass from hell?” says Lacey.

“ 00 are you part of the reason why a lot of people are killing themselves Lacey?” says another person.

“ actually, you are the whole perfume community is if there’s an illuminati, you people are fucking depressing I will be able to. I am one of those people in rural areas of the of the United States to kill themselves and I had no idea about her blog she’s not some cult leader you dumb bitch to ever asked her that holy shit you guys are dumb, but no, you really are eat shit eat your own fucking shit.

Oh yeah, to answer your compassion question you fake I actually really did kill myself because of how you’re treating her because if she found the illuminati, her absolute hopelessness that’s founded in reality is inspiring people like me to just give up because counseling doesn’t work. You guys are I question if your subhuman at this point with your heartlessness perch other Kids are being molested everywhere there’s global warming it’s real people are drowning like in North Carolina. They’re standing on the roof and you guys talk about it and then you do jack shit Anusha Vance wants to be rich I don’t wanna be here anymore. I wish you well, but I am happy for those people that died. It was sad for them when they were struggling and the old kid got really scared and that was horrific Him and actually they could even be partially behind the attack on Lacey because they’re so resentful because of her families fuel missions that they thought they teach her a lesson with refused. That’s the thing they didn’t leave their house holding her responsible is dumb as fuck and they’re close to hell because of it because they really didn’t do the right thing by her or themselves by doing that if they did, and that poor child has been taken away from them because they’re a child. The a lot of poor people like those jackasses who died if that’s what happened and maybe they’re not that bad but maybe that’s what someone’s telling her maybe I’m not the clearest person to talk to you but if that’s what really happened those people honestly are hideous people they’re awful people I’m glad for them that they’re dead Because they were possibly like not doing well but you wanna blame people like Lacey because she’s kind and you think that he’ll sometimes like somehow do some thing why don’t you attack her parents because they’re on your side no they’re not you dumb ass is there the ones getting the money directly She’s just the one who’s upper class publicly and is honest about stuff and gives a damn and is beautiful. Yeah that’s complicated huh? I really hope that’s not what they’re like but anyway I’m glad for them with her dad congratulations to them I’m dead to speaking of which actually I’m sorry to say this, but it does make more sense for some people to just be dead in a nest for taking her daughter from her is I really hope that that didn’t happen because if you guys did something like that, that would be probably one of the most evil things you could possibly do you’re making yourselves miserable you’re not helping yourself at all.

If I could, I would go back into the world and I would shoot her whole family. I would’ve shoot that little girl upstairs regardless of whether that’s your Rico clone or not I would shoot her son I would shoot her and her husband because I would feel safe doing it so people wouldn’t have a calling or a blessing on their life to be able to do something like that me for some reason being as miserable as I was you I would’ve allowed that and then I could’ve apologized And I was shooting myself and I still wouldn’t have gone to hell so I’m not saying to shoot them I’m just saying it’s bad and yes to answer your question there are a heck of a lot of people who really genuinely are happy to be dead.” says a suicide victim.

“ You’re not sad at all that your dad you’re really that happy?” says one of Lacey’s cousins.

“ yeah I really am actually I’m sorry to have to say that but now it’s my family is sad but I was having problems with them anyway and it felt hopeless and it could’ve actually been hopeless and I just thought my life is pointless. This is fucking shit you know what am I gonna do get a hopeless job at Amazon and wait for the next Covid outbreak and then die in a hospital somewhere choking to death my girlfriend was a jerk we didn’t have any money. There’s nothing fun to watch on television there’s no movie there’s no music and fast food is an allowed because that’s evil that’s bad for you, I want me to drink coffee all the time no I’m not gonna do that healthcare is expensive and then there’s global warming and I mean shit like we’re gonna get into war with Russia and I’m gonna get drafted on top of all of that Abby is just so I don’t. I didn’t see the point and I didn’t feel particularly loved by my family I just it’s like, you guys of ruins so fucking much and I just didn’t see the point.” he says.

A Gen. Z woman nods. “ no I’ve seriously thought about killing myself as well because I actually believe her there is a supernatural. I can sense it I watched a lot of paranormal shows and I know they’re not fake and I just think why don’t I just do it my mother is a drug addict. My sister is a drug addict, my grandparents are dead. Most of my friends are just not friends and yeah it’s like what you said there’s no movies there’s no music fast food is bad and I’m never going to be that rich you know it’s like what do I have to live for?” she says.

“ do you think you could find someone to love you?” says Lacey.

“ I get up maybe I could what is it even worth living for?” she says.

“ if they really are in love with you and you’re actually in love with them. Oh yeah, totally absolutely not that you should live for that in the sense that you should really look for God you should live for God but I don’t know I think if you had a chance to find someone to fall in love with in the next 20 years, if you could live without really suffering like physically, it might not be that bad you might you might actually be happy.” says Lacey.

“ the love is worth it?” she says.

“ well that’s the risk you take you could go be with God right now and just call it quits or you could try to stick it out and just see but you know that’s the thing. What if you do stick it out and just say you might get disappointed or you might really find some thing with us using those moments where you’re like in love, and you’re making love and it’s amazing when you’re older when you’re adults or longer like into the future, you could easily look back at this moment now, and think I should never have even thought of killing myself that’s insane I life is so good where are you could end up like me at 40 and think suicides wrong but my life has been a complete piece of shit other than my children. The thing is though if you have a chance if you have a chance at finding happiness I I just don’t see why you would throw that away necessarily because suicide really isn’t a good answer almost ever and I just I feel like maybe if you have a chance it might be worth it.” says Lacey.

“ you’re just saying that as as as hyperbole, you’re just saying your life is shit at other than for your kids as hyperbole that she’s just saying that is hyperbole. She’s a stuck up spell bitch that’s why the truth is not in her life that miserable that’s a lie you can’t trust her when she says that you can’t trust her.” yells the perfume community.

Mr. Cologne 76 laughs. “ I would like to abstain I am I actually kind of think that could be how she really feels about it and if I stand out from the crowd and saying that then so be it, I kind of think that’s real and maybe my followers won’t agree with me, but I know as a medical professional, that’s real no you guys don’t get it stop that’s actually real.” he says.

“ anyway do you think you have a chance at love like do you do feel that in your gut do you think you might?” says Lacey.

“ yeah no I actually think I might.” she says.

“ well and then I would I would seriously I was seriously contemplated because might be a risk worth taking. It might be painful, but yeah, I mean you see there’s like the suicide and that’s miserable or just sort of you know I feel in your way through it and hopefully eventually finding some thing we’re living for it that way and God is worth living for, but that could be really enjoyable to to be happy.” says Lacey.

“ no that makes a lot of sense yeah to just kind of wait and see cause I mean what’s the difference anyway I mean I could wait and see you on the other side probably be happy but then your dad or I could just wait and see maybe you never know where’s case and Ariel I’ll have to kill myself someday but right now maybe there is still a chance and it’s just something to sort of just take my time with.” says the woman.

“ yeah yeah well that’s very brave and honorable.” says Lacey.

“ well, if there’s reincarnation, her parents raised her very well and her previous life and I was a really good husband until I died.” says Lem.

“ why do you care about public policy and make all these pronouncements?” says JD Vance to Lacey.

“ you know it’s a little tricky play it’s called caring have you ever heard of it?” says Lacey.

“ you just care?” he says.

“ yeah that’s pretty much the gist of it then that’s the thought you know that’s that’s what it is. I just care some people some people do that believe it or not maybe more in the past and they do now and that’s probably why people are killing themselves I just in case if you’re wondering, but it’s just that used to be quite common. You just kind of do it you know you just kind of care.” says Lacey.

“ funny because I don’t understand you why would you assume that someone’s trying to do some thing when they’re just worried about people?” says JD Vance.

“ because I do because I’ve talk to Chris I’ve I feel like she’s a jerk and I just feel like she’s a bad person and so it’s like why why would this person care there’s got to be an angle there’s no way that this woman could possibly be that intellectual people like her don’t exist.” he says

“ no they did JD they did. Your whole party is based on the premise and actually I don’t really see how she’s all that different than quite a few people in the Bush family it just as a personality she’s not weird you’ve been lied to and somehow for some sad reason, you’re very gullible, she’s not that evil and I I I find a pathetic how seriously everyone takes you if this is how backwards you really still are?” says Lem.

“ hey, were you really straight?” says JD.

“ and I’ve already answered that question why are you asking me that right now?” says Lem.

“ I think this is his persona because this is a Town that he used in his book. Are you trying to have a sentimental moment JD he was straight we’re going to go to bed together. In a few minutes we go to bed we go to bed we go to bed together every night, and someday when you’re dead if you don’t go to hell, I pray that God will allow you to experience what I am experiencing so that you know how silly you seem to be right now, just for your own benefit.” says Lacey.

“ oh, OK no you’re right it seems a little weird to think he was gay like maybe but I don’t know it’s kind of weird.” says JD.

“ yeah, no luck not quite, but we’ll go with that for now and then what?” says Lacey.

“ and do you think that you would’ve use drugs if you lived where I lived?” says JD.

“ oh, no, never I would’ve been terrified of them. JD drugs really do scare me I’m not making that up. Why is that so hard for you to believe?” says Lacey.

“ they scare you?” he says.

“ yes they do they scare me like they’re like like I physically like afraid of them. I hate being in the same room with them when people smoke pot near me. It freaks me out and my kids feel the same way now but it’s just it’s scary it’s scary. I hate them. Absolutely hate them. They totally creep me out. They’re just they’re terrifying.” says Lacey.

“ I can’t stand you I can’t stand you I don’t understand. Oh, I also don’t understand you, so it doesn’t seem like a pleasurable thing to you?” says JD.

“ no I have told people this for yours. I am not someone who thinks of them that way there’s nothing pleasurable about them. They’re stupid and scary.” says Lacey.

“ so what do you think of my family?” says JD Vance.

“ oh, honestly I think your mother sounds like a complicated messed up nutcase. I think you’re your family seems charming, and I actually might even kind of like them as people but they’re sorta creepy to me and scary. I can’t imagine growing up in your family I really can’t. I couldn’t be myself around those beautiful I would constantly be on edge and I can’t relax around you. I could never relax around your family. I if I grown up with them I probably would’ve killed myself in the womb. I literally couldn’t handle it.” says Lacey.

“ why?” he says.

“ oh, because they’re shifty shady people. It just feels like they’re hiding something. I like them as people in a way, but not as a family member I would never trust any anyone in your family. I was think everyone was up to something and I would just think everyone was up to something because they are they all are people use drugs to escape or do some thing you know and they’re creepy. Oh, they’re very creepy love use them because he hated his life and he was trying to get out of it without killing himself to some degree and he may have had something sexual with me if there’s reincarnations happening but there look let’s look at it this way if there’s reincarnation he probably did conjure me through heroin and maybe other stuff to and because I did that with him if there’s been carnation in the Bible yet in the Bible JD otherwise doesn’t exist so if there’s been carnation in the Bible I probably am not being allowed by God to two experienced anything pleasurable even as a temptation but I don’t think I would probably have done it anyway because it just won’t make much sense to me but I think but I think that I am especially repulsed by it because of possibly lame in someway. I’m not sure if it’s ring carnation or not it might not be because if it’s not in the Bible, it doesn’t exist, but I’m just trying to cover all my bases in case if it is so anyway.” says Lacey.

“ yeah OK who keeps telling me that she’s part of my family?” he says.

“ I think they’re trying to get you to be normal to me and actually it’s me like I’m human and possibly cause I thought you could be useful but based on how you’re talking to me right now I’m not sure they think that anymore and I think they’re sick of you whoever they even are honestly if you’re really talking to me right now you’re losing the election for Donald Trump and you’re stabbing him in the back is that intentional or accidental? Because if it’s intentional, you’re a traitor, a treasonous jackass and I should’ve never trusted you you took on the job that you took that you took on as a liar if this is intentional and a little part of me as I say, that makes me wonder if that’s why I might like your family because a little part of me wonders if you’re treating me like shit because you know I’ll respect that because I’m onto you why are you doing this to him? I really don’t get it. I think he could be a good president again, you really don’t think so?” says Lacey.

“ and it was either an accident or someone put me up to it.” he says.

“ well, you know he tried. I think he actually has trusted you and I think he thought he’d really want you over and you know what a little part of you I think I actually could actually be one over slightly but I wonder if you really are am secretly thinking that come, Camila and Tim would be better. Were you trying in the debate last night or not?” says Lacey.

“ you know I wish you well I wish your wife well and honestly she’s right where are you trying or not serious question were you even were you really even trying?” says Lem.

“ oh, I was I was I was trying.” he says.

“ OK has Donald Trump converted you to the way he thinks or not?” asks Lacey.

“ oh, yes.” he says.

“ but I think you’re complicated. I think you could still be asleep secretly asleep at stabbing him in the back him, so oh wow oh I I don’t know do you have an uphill battle? I mean really that the polling numbers didn’t show it and maybe I’m lying if I just screwed you over sorry for swearing, but it’s also possible that you actually really didn’t do that well last night, I know the truth is I don’t really think either one of you are either party necessarily really knows what they’re doing anymore and there are people reading this blog, but I sincerely hope that people vote primarily based on their conscience and I will trust God and I’ll pray that he’ll help guide people in this country to the person that they should be voting for whether that’s you or someone else if my daughter is upstairs right now and she’s not cloned, I would argue that Tim Walz, unfortunately or fortunately has handled the situation, infinitely better, and to be honest with you people get mad at him that he let things burn but I don’t think that many people died, and I think people had a right to be angry and a little part of me thinks that the African-American community appreciates the fact that they were allowed to do that and then people are just rebuilding and we’re moving on why because they were mad. It’s kind of like when you’re in your own house and you get angry and you yell and then your spouse looks at you and doesn’t think you’re crazy because they know that you had a reason to be angry, that’s nice so maybe that’s part of what happened to him and it’s not easy for me if I am in a position of any power right now it’s not actually all that easy for me to know what to do in this situation because I think you could be a Christian, and I respect you for being honorable, if you are but then that’s why I took the class issue so seriously because to me it’s sort of like a litmus test. It’s a way of me being able to gauge someone’s fitness mentally because that’s a very sensitive topic to me and triggering that intentionally was insane even even if you’re trying to even if you’re trying to tell me in your own way that you’re a little devil handed which is honorable that was a bad way to do it. It was in effective way, but was also a bad way to do it.” says Lacey.

“ well yeah I’m sorry that she called you a bitch Usha I’m sure she is too. She shouldn’t of said that if it was useful or edifying, then you’re welcome Putin decided not to nuke United States apparently because we’re still sitting here and I’m still dead and she still alive so we’ll just have to go to bed and she’ll have to have her tooth filled tomorrow I will have to do more investigating to find out whether or not her daughter was cloned and I I do know I do know, but she doesn’t come on as soon very hard to tell her so how are viruses things to look forward to cavities to Phyl rusticating to see whether or not our daughters dad best case scenario and they will do a little cleaning around the house and take a shower and be together other than for our kids and her friendship with Marc and God and the English I really I’m her everything I really am. I’m very smart JD and I think to be honest she’s comparing you to me. I would never cheat on her and I would her and convince her to be with me even though I’m insecure I don’t hurt her with my insecurity. I let her convince me that I am well everything God says I am you worry me and you were Lacey even if we don’t like you you worry us we did like you. Oh well she did. I might’ve had some hesitations, but I’m just putting that out there and being honest why didn’t I like you at first met talked to me pussy is hard for me to say oh and that’s the thing if you if Bobby stop shutting me up this painful conversation if this is real real wouldn’t have even happen tonight because I would’ve told her months ago I don’t know about these people I’m a little worried about XYZ so to speak but people shut me up and so I wasn’t able to warn her that things might not be completely copacetic.” says Lem.

“ I did that I did that to them no you tell me am I Japanese or not forget the homosexuality am I Asian that is the question that you should really be asking yourselves am I an Asian man or am I not MI an Asian man or am I not, sorry MI in Asian when you die someday you’ll find out maybe the accent is more real than you think and it’s just hard to talk because I’m Dad I was doing a really good Boston accent just a minute ago and she’s not controlling that either, so am I Asia or am I not?” says JFK.

Silence.

“ I ask you again one last time am I an Asian man?” says JFK.

@ jack, jack him is that really interesting to you?

Yeah, ex is fascinating to me because people don’t know and I can tell that they did it is actually very relevant. I was I was the president of United States. I am JFK I really am I’m serious I would love to them I would love for them to figure it out am I actually Japanese or not I seriously think they should try to figure it out. I think it would put the heads in all the white places and they’re all mine so to speak Lacey knows what I mean, they have to go through some exercising you know analyze things that they’re not thinking about and they’re just pretending they don’t they don’t wanna think about no you need to analyze thanks I had to I did, and I wasn’t even necessarily that good of a president appointed some people, but I was the president even if I had people even if I hired out I still was the president. I actually did the job Somewhat I showed up maybe I was high but I was there no sound like an old timer but it’s true. I might’ve been drunk I might’ve been high but I did show up to the job.

So I think intellectually it’ll be a very helpful thing for you to process this. Am I a reincarnated Japanese man or am I not you go figure that one out instead of thinking about Lacey and thinking she’s stupid you go figure out you go figure out MI Japanese Reincarnated am I Japanese or not? Yeah Japanese not Chinese not Malaysian Japanese you go figure that out and then you come back and you tell me a kiss to see what you really think no false answers.” says JFK.