I had a chance of making Lacey slightly happy but evil people screwed it up.
(July 17th, 2024 – Morning)
It’s already sad. But they’re so Hellbent on making her pay…for making them feel bad…that they ruined the beginning of our relationship.
How?
By insisting I didn’t really love her. And insisting I was gay. And insisting she was Jack if I did love her at all. And it’s an endless cycle of mindless hatred spewed at her. Mostly from the American left. …It’s astounding.
…They’ve even subconsciously threatened to destroy England. Yes. …They’ve literally threatened to steal all English kids and molest them…if she doesn’t take them seriously more than she takes herself. Because they can’t stand that I’m in love with her. And they really can’t stand that they’re so wrong about me and she knows the truth. But why does she know? A. because God has us for each other for eternity and B. because I told her.
“Well! I’m not going to read this ANYMORE!!” yells a hurt gay man.
You will. And it’ll bother you until you die. Because you’re the one obsessed with her. You’re the one with the problem with her.
…That being said…Lacey can’t figure out who she should be with. And that’s not her fault. Who does she belong to? Me. She belongs to me. And I’m not sure how else to explain to reader at at this point that I was straight and confused. …Lacey can imagine it. And if you can’t then that’s…sad, I guess. But she’s going to have to leave you all behind with that…because there’s not much more I can say to all of you.
“People from farms are poors.” says a U.S. Senator to the sound of idiotic bagpipes in the background at the Republican Convention.
“Yup! Sure are!” says an everyday Republican.
“Gee. And Lemmers…you were gay. You sure as Hell ain’t now. …But ah…you were.” says a Governor.
“Damn. She’s gotta be kidding. There ain’t now way she’s that hot.” says a female Republican hopeful running for Congress. “Her and her dumbass convoluted ideas.”
“Yeah! Like thinking Chris Hayes could ever have loved her. AND HE WAS MARRIED!!” says a Republican man.
“She’s a PEASANT WHORE!!” says the female Republican hopeful.
Except none of that’s based on reality. It’s based on their own egotistical narrative that they don’t let people question. …Lacey and I have watched the convention and it’s abysmal. …People alive today barely grasp reality anymore. But the Republicans do more than the Democrats. So…kudos to them for at least having some sense of reality. But they’re still lacking in common sense.
“That cannot be true!!” says a man, digging his feet into the ground psychologically.
Why?
“Nope! Nope! Nope!!” he yells in his spirit.
Why?
“Because the Republicans have serious corruption issues too. And there’s a societal issue of profound decay at hand.” says (me) Lem.
“Nope!” he says like Lem is an idiot.
“Did you listen to what I just said?” says Lem.
“You said my dog was stupid, my mom is a tramp…and my house sucks shit! Ain’t none of that correct.” says the man.
“No. I didn’t imply any of that.” says Lem.
“I ain’t never said you implied anything!” he says.
“But I didn’t literally say any of that.” he says.
The man thinks. “Yup! You’re a Democrat demon. A liberal scumbag. Shit. …Go suck a cock Lem!”
“No. I simply said that the Republicans have corruption issues too.” says Lem.
“You called us egotistical!!!” he says, like he caught Lem red-handed.
“Do you know what that word means?” says Lem.
“No! It’s an insult.” says the man.
“But you don’t actually understand the meaning of the word?” says Lem.
“No.” he says, still self-righteously.
“Do we need to move to Canada, Lem?” says Lacey.
He thinks. “Not yet.” he says to Lacey.
“Oh! She’s a billionaire!!” he says. “In the ground.”
“Yes.” says Lem. “In a way.”
“Yup! In a way. To a point. …You’re a queer!
See…you’re EVIL!” he says to Lem. “I ain’t go no worries what the Catholic Church done say about it. You’re A DEMON!!” he yells. “And so is SHE!”
“Yup. And she and her family will take their oil. With them. Wherever they go. Why? Because the Illuminati exists. …And they’re spiritually connected to it now. …And even if it doesn’t exist…they’re still the only rightful owners. We can’t destroy that. Only God can. And Satan could try. But it’s impossible with Lacey. …She’s prepared to leave it in the ground forever. To save the environment. But…” says a very wealthy man with billions and billions. “Look. It’s $8 billion for oil companies. Over…20 years. At so-called current prices. That’s a lot of money. …Maybe it’s more. A lot more. …But that’s not necessarily worth talking about.
No.
She’s like me. Okay? And you can say we have no loyalty to the US…but that’s either because we’re evil…or because you’ve alienated us.
You’ve deeply alienated that whole family.” says the man. “Or they’re ignorant. She’s not. She’s what counts. We’re not talking to all of them. We’re talking, by your choices, to her.”
“And that’s why we should kill her!” says a Black elite athlete now elite commentator.
“No!! It’s not!!” says the multi-billionaire. “You’d kill me too if you weren’t terrified of me. And constantly trying to kiss my ass!”
“Yeah. He’s my best friend!” says JFK about this billionaire, like a backward idiot from 2017.
“We don’t know this man at all!” says Ted Kennedy.
“Shut-up Ted! They don’t know that.“ says Jack to Ted.
“Jack someone put you on. She can hear you right now.” says Ted. “She’s writing it on her blog.”
Jack thinks.
“They’ll just think she’s Jack reincarnated! It’s fine!!” says Kick.
“No!! It’s not!!” says Joe Kennedy Junior. “She’s not Jack. Somebody will figure that out.”
“Nobody will figure that out.” says Kick.
“I’m not Jack.” says Lacey.
“OH SHUT-UP!!!” yells the Republican at Lacey.
“Hmm. …I’m beginning to worry Bobby is the next US President.” says Tsar Putin.
“Me too.” says Lacey.
“Yeah. You know I’m not feeling good about something.” says Donald Trump to Lacey.
“JD Vance is a great choice.” says Lacey.
“Yeah.
But…why was I being shot at? Who did that to me?” says Donald Trump. “Ivanka has been telling me that she has the sense we’re being betrayed from within.”
“By the child traffickers?” says Lacey.
He thinks. “I doubt it. But yeah?”
“Who??” says Lacey.
Putin thinks.
“Are they paying people off!??” says Trump.
Lacey thinks. “Where would they get the money from?”
Donald Trump laughs. “Yeah. But that doesn’t matter. …You promise a fool $4 million…just $4 million…and they’ll do anything. Because they’re fucking stupid.” says Donald Trump.
“You don’t think we’d do that?” says the billionaire to Lacey.
“WHY!?!” says Lem.
“You have no reason to.” says Lacey.
“True. It’s just stupid and dangerous. Extremely dangerous. I’m literally risking my own neck.” he says.
“Yup.” says Lem. “I almost caused a semi to crash into their car this summer. But God said no. So I obeyed. But you have no idea how exasperated I am with all your persistent immaturity and stupidity. …It’s part of the reason I resorted to using drugs when I was alive. …I’d given up on most of humanity. Because everything was going downhill. Way back then.”
“I’m trying to control them!” says the billionaire to Lem, as if he’ll understand.
“Yes. I know.” says Lem.
“Then what’s the problem?!?” he says to Lem.
Lem sighs. “What will you do with that control? Over them?”
“I hear you Lem.” says Putin.
Iran laughs. “Oh Lem. It’ll be okay. …Even if it’s just when we’re all dead.” they say shrugging.
“Yes! And that’s why you should worship Christ, my friend.” says Lem.
They politely smirk. Think.
“Lem. I see your point. …But…they’re scared.” says Iran.
“They should be more scared of me!! And her oil.” says Lem. “Do any of you really think…Democrats…are good for the economy?”
“No!” says Iran.
“But Lem…they’re losing.” says Saudi Arabia.
Italy laughs. “We’re out! This is too weird!”
“I hear you.” says Donald Trump.
“Yeah. It’s weird.” says Iran. “But that’s what we gave. Idiot Americans. With stupid bagpipes.”
“Donald Trump is a HIGHLANDER!??” scoffs Lacey.
“They lost your respect when they said that.” says Italy. “They might have just as well repeatedly called him a mensch.”
“Yes.” says Harold Loeb.
“Because he’s never going to surrender.” says a man.
“FUCK THAT!? WHY THE HELL ARE WE EVEN DISCUSSING SURRENDERING?!??” yells Lacey, exasperated.
“Because I could kidnap you and your kids.” says the billionaire.
“And we’d die eventually.” says Lacey, being patient.
Donald Trump nods and agrees.
“There’s no proof of an afterlife?” he says weakly.
“YEAH RIGHT!!” says Lem, exasperated.
“I mean. No. That’s been a lie for far, far too long.” says Shannen Doherty. “You’re just controlling people with that.”
“But you don’t actually believe it yourself. And I certainly don’t. …I regularly have sex with- Well…Lem. But certainly something.” says Lacey.
“You’re not going to kidnap any of them. I’ll literally trigger a nuclear war ten steps before then. God will help me.” says Louis Hill Junior. “You’ll have your worthless neck on a cutting board fat before you try that maneuver you New Money peasant dirt!”
“It’s true. We are American money.” says the billionaire, slightly hurt.
“Yeah! We know. And fuck you! Fuck you and your shithole! You scum have ruined America! For kids. For yourselves. You’re worthless leaders!” says Louis.
“I know, Louis. I’ve tried to work with them. But I think they’re turning on me.” says Donald Trump.
“You’re trying. But ALL OF AMERICA can’t rest on one man’s shoulders.” says Louis. “When do any of you finally grow-up!??” yells Louis.
“I agree.” says Tsar Putin.
“We’re listening.” says Iran on behalf of Lacey, Lem, their family and Great Britain.
“Why are we here?” asks Princess Kate of Lacey.
And at that Lacey cries.
“Look! I need the U.S. media.” says the billionaire.
Princess Kate sighs.
“To protect you.” says Lem.
“Yeah! Yeah!” says Trump, rolling his eyes.
“Look. I’m DEAD.” says Lem.
Donald Trump laughs.
“And I bet he gets laid more than you.” says Donald Trump.
“Why are you so…foolish…about death?” says Lem.
“They don’t understand.” says Melania. She shrugs.
“Lem. Do you really get laid?” says the billionaire.
“YES!!! Yes!!!” yells Louis. “And it’s by the grace of God! Lacey’s a fine piece of ass. Don’t start with that bullshit!! GROW-UP!!”
“It’ll hurt my feelings Louis!” says Melania, sarcastically.
“Yeah!” says Louis, laughing with her.
“I’d shrug it off. But we can’t anymore.” says Melania.
“Do you think they can kill him?” asks Ivanka.
“Yeah? Umm. …Not easily.” says Louis.
“Lacey. This is a seance.” says Princess Kate to Lacey.
“Is it?” says Lacey. “It’s what I live in. Constantly.”
“In her subconscious it’s been her whole life.” says Tom Banks. “To her it feels like…turning on a light and looking around the room when she’s been in the dark and hearing people most of her life. Not like schizophrenic. But in her spirit.”
“Anyway!” says Lacey.
“So…if I’m not going to Hell…this is just…weird.” says Donald Trump.
“Yeah!!” yells Lem.
Donald Trump laughs.
“They have you for twenty more years at most. Really. …And they want to steal that from themselves!? To appease who? Chris Hayes? Rachel Maddow!? Who!?” says Lem.
“There actually aren’t other leaders. …Not like him. Not really.” says a dead U.S. President from the 1800’s.
“Yeah. And then they’re going to kill me.” says Donald Trump.
“You know politics really isn’t supposed to be a business or a sport. Like the Kennedys made it.” says Lacey. “That’s actually a bad thing.”
“Why are you all creating a crisis?” asks a woman in America.
“Yeah! EXACTLY!” says Donald Trump. “And there are real problems. It’s not like we have nothing to do.”
“Does the real work bore them?” asks the woman.
“Yes. Possibly.” says Donald Trump.
“Lacey!” says MSNBC. “What tragedy are you contemplating? And have been contemplating since when?”
“2000.” says Lacey.
“What’s the tragedy?” asks MSNBC.
“It’s a LIE.” says Lem.
Donald Trump laughs. Having had kids he feels he knows. “Lacey! Lem’s great!”
“He’s not Treb.” says Lacey.
“No! But neither is my son.” says Donald Trump.
She thinks.
“Yeah! And you thought he was pretty handsome too!” says Donald Trump.
Lacey thinks.
“See! Treb isn’t all that.” says Donald Trump. “He isn’t all that important.”
“But gosh, Kiira sure thinks so.” says Lacey.
“Well. That’s nice for her. …But maybe you wouldn’t like him that much anyway.” says Donald Trump.
“I know what I like!” says Lacey, indignantly.
“Well sure! But sometimes you have to learn more about that.” says Donald Trump.
Lacey thinks. “But if I don’t know…who’ll-“
“Do what?!?” says Donald Trump.
“Lem is dead.” says Lacey. “Those boys don’t exist anymore.”
Donald Trump laughs. “No. That’s true. The ones who pursue you. And know how to.”
“YES!” says Lacey. “I’m different.”
“Well…they’re all dead.” he says. “You know…I’m a Christian too. But…God doesn’t lie. And if you really can’t relate…you can’t. You know? And…maybe…you’ll have to endure.”
“But God created me to get married and have kids I think.” says Lacey.
He nods. “You’re too genuinely feminine for most men today. …But I bet Lem likes it.”
“You’re not supposed to know that.” says Lacey.
Donald Trump laughs. “Well! I do.”
“HOW!?” says Lacey.
“There are people who know things.” says Donald Trump.
And at that Lacey breaks and stops accessing her baffled inner teenage mind.
“So it’s not worked.” says Donald Trump.
“No.” says Lacey. “My life is sad.”
He nods. “Well you tried!”
“I really think I might have.” says Lacey.
“What’s that like? Having sex with Lem?” asks Donald Trump.
“If his spirit participates I orgasm.” says Lacey.
“Can you without him?” says Donald Trump.
“No.” says Lacey.
“Do you feel it?” says Donald Trump.
Lacey thinks. “Yes.”
“What’s that feel like?” says Donald Trump.
She thinks. “Like a wave. Literally. It’s huge. But it crashes into me and…he’s in it.” she says. “And we meet and make love.”
“So he’s not the wave?” says Donald Trump.
“No. He uses it. Maybe. To access me.
But it’s like a…wave.” says Lacey.
“Like a wind. In a hurricane. But…more dense?” he says.
“Yes.” says Lacey.
“I wonder what that is?” he says.
“Yeah! Exactly.” says Lacey. She thinks. “It’s ridiculous.”
He nods.
“If it’s real…and this conversation is real…why don’t they get it!?” says Lacey.
“They don’t really have a clue how anything works.” says Donald Trump. “They really don’t.”
Lacey thinks.
“What are you two worried about?” asks a living doctor.
“Well…what’s the threat?” says Lacey.
“Death.” says Melania.
“But that’s not necessarily much of real threat in this context if you’re a thinking person.” says Lacey.
Donald Trump nods. “Not on a personal level. It’s more about other people.”
“Yes.” says Lacey. “And they refuse to accept that as even a possible premise.”
“And Lacey keeps being told they’ll figure it out eventually. But eventually has come and gone often for her…and she’s not seeing results. People just cling to denial.” says Michael Rockefeller.
Princess Kate laughs.
“Yeah.” says Tsar Putin. “They’ve already all forgotten what she wrote yesterday. Just yesterday.”
“Oh! Yeah. About Scota. And money.” says a Millennial.
“Yeah! That shit.” says Donald Trump.
“We don’t like that.” says Hollywood.
“Yeah. But…” says Donald Trump shrugging.
“Yeah. You all really don’t get that that doesn’t just magically go away.” says Harold Loeb.
An environmentalist laughs. Looks sad. Closes her eyes. Rubs her forehead.
“Okay. So…hardened people get that the chemicals don’t disappear. …And they don’t care. …IDIOTS genuinely think they somehow do.” she says.
“Because we can’t see the chemicals.” says a Native American woman. “We have to see things. And even then we doubt facts. Nowadays. If we don’t like it.”
“And you seem like one of them.” says Donald Trump to the billionaire who might be trying to kill him.
“So Lem you think it’s a bad investment?” says the billionaire.
“It is! …It’s very emotionally driven. Very childish.
Look…you’re letting jackasses worth $5 million net…control you. Not the other way around. …But you don’t see that because you’re New Money at its worst. …You’re clueless!” says Lem.
“You do have to appease us.” says Chris Hayes.
“And we’re really pushy.” says Rachel. “And extremely touchy and demanding. It’s just true.”
“Do you have those moral values? Or are you catering to them?” says Lem.
Donald Trump nods.
“I mean…no. I’m more- I think on the inside…like a poor white southerner in a trailer park.” admits the billionaire.
“Yeah.” says Lem. “And they seem exciting. And pretentious. And therefore shiny and impressive to you. On the inside.”
“Yes!” says Louis.
“But do you actually even understand what’s going on in the world? Or do you just have money?” says Donald Trump.
“I mostly just have money.” he admits.
Tsar Putin nods.
“Can’t she be JFK!??” pleads the billionaire.
“You can’t make something something it’s not. Not in that way. That’s insane.” says a psychic.
“Then why do I have the money?” he suddenly asks like a little kid.
“You made it come to you!” says Lacey brightly. “It became your money.”
He smiles and laughs. “But I don’t want it anymore.”
“Well! It’s yours now. And I think you’d miss it if you lost it. Much more than you think.” says Lacey.
“No! I don’t even want it anymore!” he says to Lacey.
“Too bad. It’s yours now. You’re responsible for it. …You’ll be okay. It’s just money.” says Lacey.
“Yeah. There’s lots of us guys who don’t want our money anymore.” he says to Lacey.
“But you all got fairly?” says Lacey.
“Yeah.” he says.
“Well…you’re stuck with it now.” says Lacey.
“But it’s so much work!” says one of them.
Lem nods his head.
“You wanted it. You got it. That was your choice.” says Lacey.
“It’s not that bad.” says one of them.
“You do your best. Until your dead. You do your best. …And then you try to enjoy it safely as much as possible.
Surely there must be some relaxing thing that’s safe, moral and pleasant for you all to do?” says Lacey.
“Like skiing? Or yachting.” says one of them.
“Yes! Privately.” says Lacey. “Privacy is key. Interruptions are obnoxious.”
Princess Kate nods in agreement.
“Don’t you have some place?” says Prince William.
“Mm. Kinda.” says one of them.
“Well…see…that’s why you need to stop being so hyper. …Because I need to fix things. And FOR REAL.” says Donald Trump. “It’s real. This running things stuff is real. Okay!? …So…someone has to watch that shit. Or we’ll all lose our country. FOR REAL. …And you’ll have no place. At all.”
“So…let me get this straight. …You all are letting the US media…scare you shitless? For real!?” says Dr. Cox Richardson.
“Yeah.” says one of their wives.
Dr. Cox Richardson closes her eyes and rubs her forehead. “Okay. So that’s not smart.
For years I’ve been an ass. It’s true. …I ignore lower class…often conservative…people…who swear there’s a liberal agenda. Or swear there’s a liberal plot. Or…something.
So what’s happening…is that American New Money is genuinely being bullied by the liberal establishment. Especially in the media.” she says.
“Yes. We feel…uncool.” says a wife of a billionaire. “It’s as simple and silly and human as that.”
“Like you literally feel snubbed. By like…Chris Hayes or Rachel Maddow. And you need their approval. Or you feel what?” says Dr. Cox Richardson.
“Like losers.” says Jeff Bezos.
“See…Lem and Lacey…don’t care. They don’t need approval. …And if they do it’s in a different way. We’re…deeply insecure.
And…if there’s reincarnation my bet is that they were all like that back then. …But that’s not us. We need that approval. …It genuinely gets to us.” Elon Musk says.
“But you can’t destroy the US Dollar to get it.” says Donald Trump seriously.
“Yeah. And they refuse to accept that they’re peasant idiots compared to Mark Nesheim. Or losers who think running for Congress will make them Old Money suddenly magically by blood.” says Harvard.
“Pretty much.” says Donald Trump. “Sums it up.”
“So what we don’t understand because I am a professor at Boston College. I am not really in that class. You’d think I would be but I’m not. And that’s some thing I want people to understand there are not that many people like Lacey, who are running around to her actual old money in this world. There are a lot of people who have a lot of money or some prestige or power like myself, but that’s not how the class system works because We’re dealing with societal shifts over hundreds of yours that create these classes. I am not that old my family hasn’t had that much money or power for that long and that’s how class is created. It isn’t something that changes every five minutes. You can’t change an entire social class based on one season’s clothing, or five years of work. That’s not how things work. And it’s very sad and ignorant that people think that today.” says Dr. Cox Richardson.
And at that JFK slams a door shut in Lacey’s house from the past using a demon and the wind. He may have slept with the demon to get that favor.
“ OK well well JFK is pouting and ignorant. Assholes. Write stupid shit online about how he was straight. I would just like to point out that there are some people who have actually transcended social class like my father’s family. We have started to be excepted in the old money, and it’s been frustrating to my father for a lot of his life that we’ve been snubbed by them but they were always somewhat nice to us to be honest and excepting and overtime. We’ve been somewhat excepted and we’ve also started to think somewhat like that so it’s possible that some people like my father and our family can eventually fit in, but you have to learn that there are people who have a sad idea of the world. You can’t tell them what to think him, and you can’t coerce them away from their core beliefs because that’s not going to work. That’ll be a disaster, and to be honest, not everyone can do it on some people are more able to fit in and have more money and more time and we’re awareness than other people and frankly, if there’s reincarnation, it’s possible that one of us or a lot of us have had experience being wealthy in the past whether that’s my father or myself, somebody in our family if there’s beer in Carnation probably was wealthy in a previous life so it’s not something that just happens overnight but it is possible and I just wanted to point that out. It’s not that the American dream is a total lie. It’s that it’s not something that’s easy to accomplish. It’s a rare phenomenon it’s it’s not impossible and it’s probably far more possible here than it would’ve been in Great Britain or France or Russia or almost anywhere else in the world to ever existed but it’s not and we’re talking about like real transition to not just like temporary acceptance. It’s something that is a genuine feat it’s not something that just happens OK it’s a it’s a genuine accomplishment if you want to see it that way and so I just wanted to point that out. It’s it’s not that the American dream is a lie it is possible it’s just not nearly as possible as JFK and a lot of other people have told you that it is, and that actually is possibly part of where my fathers populous leanings come from because we realize that a lot of people will never be as wealthy as us a lot of people never you know transition into the upper class old money they’re going to be middle-class they’re going to be poor in a lot of cases, and so the best they can do is work 9 to 5 and hope to have a pension or hope to have some retirement or at least a house to live in and you know ideally be able to send their kids to school and maybe all their kids will ever do is be a teacher or an office worker but that’s not a bad lifestyle. If you’re living in a country that’s stable that has you know a good school system that has clean water that has a strong economy that’s not a bad thing to be that middle class that’s not a bad life and that’s that’s the platform that my father is running on and you can say that he is you know a terrible person, but I think you have to be honest and realize that if he’s not a total fraud that actually is his core belief system that actually is at the heart of what he tries to create is a desire. If he’s not, you know just a total worthless piece of shit he actually does want that a society that has people working that has a strong economy that has a safe environment for people to raise their kids, and he’s not necessarily a total fraud.” says Ivanka.
“ OK but what I wanna talk about is the fact that there are people who are so disenchanted from the American dream.” says MSNBC. “ because the American dream is not their dream.
I want to talk about Tom. Not Tom Cook’s not Tom from the great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald. I want to talk about a man named Tom, who was born a woman named Lacey.
Let’s call this woman, Lacey Banks. She wasn’t is she after all she was a man named Tom Harding. Tom Harding has a giant dick.
Tom Harding, fought in Afghanistan. And last year, Tom Harding won the Ernest Cheever award show for saucepot of the year at Rosewood Elementary. And Tom Harding is a good cook.” says Chris Hayes.
“ is this person real?” says Laura Bush.
“ hush, hush now, my child!” says Chris Hayes.
“ Laura, you don’t have to listen to him .” says Lem.
“ no unfortunately she does because they have found a way to coerce people into taking them seriously.” says George Bush.
“ Tom Harding is a marathon winner. Last year he recorded, and you hit single with Beyoncé called ‘for your love…love wins every time…Yes, it does…shut up.’ and you can buy it on iTunes for $.99.
Tom Harding is an athlete, a cook, a husband, and a lover, and an artist of epic proportions.
Tell him Harding is the kind of man that you and I can only dream of being in our dreams .
But Tom Harding was born a woman, and that is the tragedy of Tom’s life . Will he ever overcome that or will that constantly bother him until he dies?
No, he will never overcome that that will constantly bother him until he dies.
I am here today to advocate on behalf of Tom Harding. His pain is greater than anything Lacey has ever experienced or any of the children you’re sold into molestation to fund the DNC. and even if it isn’t, Tom Harding, it’s very tragic, and we should all think of him when we fall asleep at night, and are praying for the most downtrodden amongst us. But he’s fitter than all those worthless children who are being molested and enjoying it because they’re too happy for words being molested is a wonderful thing there is no such thing as molestation. Just God sucks just ask Oprah rape may or may not exist. Molestation isn’t real the minute you touch someone sexually. They’re madly in love with you and they were asking for it the whole time. I have never laid a hand on anyone who wasn’t madly in love with me more than I was with them. And everyone that I work with is exactly like that as well because we’re cool we’re hip and we know so much more than all of you. “ says MSNBC.
“ and don’t say that I will lose power.” says the owner on top. “ you make me look stupid!”
“ I don’t think I sound stupid at all I think I feel live and honest for the first time in years.” says Chris Hayes.
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You just took on a demon sweetie that is outing you as an idiot .” says a prostitute.
“ I don’t feel like an idiot right now I feel incredibly brilliant!” says Chris Hayes.
“ so Chris you don’t believe in rape?” asks a writer.
He thinks. “ not really.” he says brightly.
“ for real dude !?” says a liberal woman.
“ yeah for real. I honestly think that if you attract someone sexual energy it’s because you want it yourself whether you’re consciously aware of that or not I don’t think molestation and rape are real. I don’t think we ever say no I think that’s an illusion.” says Chris Hayes.
“ so you don’t think people actually can reject you or anyone else ?” says another woman.
“ no I don’t think rejection is ever real possibly in any context I think that if you want some thing it’s yours or ready you just need to get it.” says Chris.
“ yeah, I have a feeling that that’s narcissistic thinking that a lot of New Age people have started to believe because they’re narcissistic and stupid. I have a feeling that that that’s just bullshit. There are some people who do attract other people and then lie about it but I don’t think that that’s every scenario, and I think that that’s been made every scenario by people who are narcissistic and stupid.” says a dead woman.
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No you’re wrong and I have about 10,000 people behind me and we demand the illuminati now to our wishes or we will literally destroy the world .” says the DNC.
“OK so the DNC is being run by 10,000 people possibly including quitting Chris Hayes possibly not who fervently believe that there is no know that people never have to give consent for anything and that if you want some thing from someone they want to give it to you, so there’s no rule of law there’s no light all it’s just whatever the hell you want ?” says the US Supreme Court.
“ I’m you were not that stupid! I’m a genius !” says Kate Shaw. 
“ oh, you think that someone pretending to be your husband who’s insecure? “ says the CIA.
“ no sweetie if there’s an illuminati you and your husband are incredibly vain, narcissistic jackasses and so are a lot of your friends.” says the WTO.
“ I just can’t believe I am beneath them .” says Chris Hayes.
“ Chris I think I am Denisa. I’m either saying that now or in the future when I’m dead and I’m a professor at Boston college do you really think you know more than me about the topic of social class in America? “ says Dr. Cox Richardson.
“ i’m not going to answer that question .” says Chris.
“ Chris I thought that you understood like a week or so ago that they were beneath some people but that you were beneath them?” says an actress.
“ is this really what they’re obsessed with ?” says Dr. Cox Richardson.
“ based on her blog, if she’s not a narcissist or a schizophrenic and they’re actually talking to her ahh…yeah.” says a reader.
“ so I’m guessing that it’s because you have a television show that you feel superior to them ?” says Dr. Cox Richardson. 
“ oh, no, I mean it’s the prestige that I have.” says Chris Hayes.
“ in whose eyes ?” says a man. “ and in what context?”
“ so that’s just that’s just an illusion?” says Bobby.
“ Bobby, it’s based on the television your prestige and his prestige is based on TV without TV. Neither of you are actually all that powerful at all.” says Lem.
“ yeah, I mean her family can effectively withdraw their lease to the oil companies and that oil companies would not be able to drill their land and I’m sure they’re all companies that act like they don’t care but to be honest there’s probably oh 15 to 20 oil wells possibly 40 they could just turn off if they wanted that are still being drilled and that lack of access to about 40 oil wells is not nothing that would affect those oil companies bottom line they are counting on that family to allow them access to the families oil. The oil is her families oil Cris until they take it out of the ground, essentially the oil companies are there servants in that way, and her family is in a very feudalistic relationship with the oil company with her family, being the landed gentry that owns the land and the oil company, surprisingly being the peasant organization, that does the work for them but they’re the owners of the land they’re the owners of the oil the way that an old aristocrat would’ve been an owner of the land that was being farmed so in a sense you could say they control the oil company to some degree the oil company is there a peasant worker and the other companies have not liked that but I would say if there’s an illuminati knowing Lacey the way that they do I I think they can agree that it’s a little silly to have the conversation without acknowledging that that’s just the reality of the situation .
Do any of you have that kind of direct authority over or even collectively over that much land and over an entity as powerful as the oil companies? “ says Russia and the CIA to explain.
“ no .” says Chris Hayes.
“ then where is your power coming from? “ says Tucker Carlson.
“The American people.” says Chris Hayes.
“ because of television, Chris ?” says Lem.
“ I mean…in a way.” says Chris.
“ call Geno I want to know what actual class symbols are in the Nesheim family because owning 40 oil wells even if it’s in North Dakota is still unusual kind of like controlling an electoral college vote or possibly having Tom Banks‘s daughter legally as one of your own Lacey people can trace their ancestry directly back to prestigious historic silversmiths in Norway and I’m sure there are a lot of other famous people that they’re related to as well and I have a feeling they could be at least in most cases genuinely related to those people and that’s unusual. I don’t think most people have a great grand uncle who is a knight at author and I don’t think that something Lacey is aware of so when she says stuff like that, I think people think that she’s making it up, but in reality I don’t think she realizes how right she is. It really is hard for them to except that she’s prettier than them. She’s smarter than them. She’s a nicer person than they are and that it’s she’s more intelligent and butter bread so there’s nothing beneath them and I am, I think people would have grace for that if they had seen her as being their superior, but I think she’s tried so hard to be humble and agreeable to people who are narcissistic most of her life like Casi that that she’s never including her parents that she’s never developed an edge that would warn people that their egos about to fall off a cliff when they talk to her .
I wonder what her personality really was supposed to be like because it sounds to me like developmentally. She would’ve been suspicious and sarcastic and probably seen as a very antagonistic type of person not a misanthrope, but probably maybe not as nice as people have thought that she was I think her parents that raised her forced her to be extraordinarily nice, but I think her natural tendency, which was not necessarily an error was to be a little more suspicious of people And to have more of an edge but then I think her parents that raised her thought that would make her more suspicious of them and they were right so they quickly had to end that because they didn’t want her questioning them and their motivations for things and their actual heart intent and so they silence that and then, because of that people talk to her and think that she’s the best friend of all narcissists and she’s not. She actually invite being away because she might actually care about you people But I don’t think that she’s quite as bumbling and naïve as narcissistic people want her to be.” says Dr. Cox Richardson. “ so let’s talk about that for a minute you’re threatening her life a lot of you and I like to know what it is exactly that you don’t understand you’re so jealous that you’re threatening her life because you’re not working on behalf of poor children or yourselves and that way you’re working on behalf of your egos so you’re threatening her life in hospitals and doctors offices her family has committed suicide because your egos are hurt because you’re not old money enough compared to her or you’re Old Money doesn’t have the same patinas at her house or you’re not as good looking as smart as she is at the end of the day, it is an endless psychotic fixation with being her superiors. I think a lot of you have to realize you’re working with a dark evil force that’s in league with Jack Kennedy. His family was never a good family. They were always sell outs to evil that’s common no, in fact, among people who are honest intellectuals a lot of people have exonerated them in their mind because they were poor an Irish, but to be honest with you that’s bullshit. That family is disgusting morally speaking, and always has been. Even if they care about poor people they’re narcissistic, and they use people to get power. I think it’s entirely possible that Jack was gay or bisexual and that lamb was not and that he was being used and abused by Jack because he was vulnerable. I actually think that fits far better with a historical context of what we have then, David Pitts his book I I think the premise of her blog in that regard is a lot more historically likely than the premise that lamb was gay and Jack was straight. I don’t think that works as well with what we actually know I think it makes more sense to think that Jack was a fucking narcissistic prick who was using a downtrodden psychologically fucked up straight guy who genuinely thought he was gay. There are not a lot of people in the middle class like a lot. Actually there could be, but they do things that are a lot less scary. There are people that I’ve seen who are as weird as lame who are more old money, or upper class who sings that there is something as drastic as being an entirely different orientation, and then acting as that I’ve seen stuff like that and it’s not as uncommon as you might think because when you have that much money and you have that much power growing up you tend to explore the world around you more and so you can make farmer serious mistakes There are English people who you may know about who I thought they were in sexual relationships with birds. So you see stuff like that people who think that they’re black when they’re white people who think they’re white when they’re Black people who think that they’re partially a cat Ellen in some cases they’re mentally ill, but in many cases they’re just horribly mistaken, but they’re so smart and educated and well off that that they take themselves seriously other people take them seriously and it’s very hard to sort of stop them from cultivating their mistakes.
That is not as common in the middle class to be that mistaken about something that serious and just go with it. But that’s the freedom you have when you’re old money upper class you have a lot of freedom and so it’s easy to make huge heirs with that freedom end. Usually it’s not that bad but no there are other people who have made mistakes like that. I’m sure there are plenty of women who lived as lesbians Who were not lesbians I’m sure there are at least a decent number of men who thought they were gay, who were not who may have even acted gay I don’t think that’s impossible. I think it’s interesting. I think it’s sad. I think it might be weird to a lot of people and scary and disorientating but being a professor at Boston College possibly being Dad when I’m writing this but really more coming from my background and experience level of observation no, I don’t think it’s impossible that he really could’ve been that eccentric and unusual in that way and if this is his goes telling Lacey that I think people should be a lot more cautious assuming that that’s a false impossible Meredith, especially considering how much it fits with evidence that we have and how much better it fits than any other theory we’ve ever had of him .
That all being said that’s just personal stuff between her and him at the end of the day if you look at it from a higher perspective, it’s very likely they’re twin flames she’s not Jack. I don’t think it’s likely that you’d be gay and then turn straight when you’re died him and that way, I think it’s far more likely that he was straight and that we just misunderstood him especially since that’s what he saying but the end of the day that’s their business not ours but I have to think it’s likely that he was straight OK that’s my final decision is historian. I’ll be looking at it from the perspective I have now no I like to think if I had been able to have this conversation with her call me and I think it’s possible that I might’ve been able to. It’s not going to happen, but if I’ve been able to, I would like to think that I would’ve been able to rationally realize that what she saying fits and that she’s probably making contact with the other side and he probably is telling her what actually happened because it is what happened I know that now being dead, but I’m saying that I’d like to think That I would’ve recognized that just isn’t intellectual that it actually fits better than a lot of other promises like a man of hat I know it is a little insulting to her intelligence and mind you as a woman, but all these gay men have this fixation on thinking one was gay I don’t understand it It hurts as a person that they assume with their penis that they somehow have a magical ability to you know have whatever person they want no means no and frankly, there are a lot of handsome men like Lem’s who are not interested in sucking cock who really don’t want your dick anymore than the women that have said no see you if you’re bisexual, so I think a lot of those assholes have to realize they’re insoles who are gay they’re losers who are looking for some way to feel better than other people. And Lem makes them feel that way. It’s sad.
You will never get them to admit the fact that he’s straight and he looks straight, but that him talking gay makes them feel more comfortable with what themselves because they actually are gay. They actually do seem gay he does not, but by him, pretending that he was gay they feel better about themselves. He makes them feel less insecure, and that’s part of why they’re so attached to him same thing with Lacey a lot of homosexual women have done that with her because they feel better looking and more comfortable being lesbians when they have someone as feminine and straight as her in their camp in their mind she’s not a lesbian he wasn’t homosexual, but that’s the thing. That’s why they like these people because they have an aesthetic that they like the sexual’s like Lacey in Lem’s’s aesthetic but then they’re actually straight people and let me the very costly awful mistake of thinking he was gay, which gave them Hart blush to run crazy with her imaginations, thinking that they really were gay and that he wasn’t just confused.
Jack was a narcissistic buffoon who attached himself to Lem’s, because Lem was a straight, vulnerable, handsome man.  And a lot of other people have followed in Jack’s footsteps like Bobby, his nephew, because they want that acceptance they want to take a straight man defile him use him make everyone think that he’s in love with them, and so that they can somehow seem more straight themselves. And they’re using his straight energy to make their gay or bisexual energy seem more straight. Bobby has an enormous amount of bisexual energy and it’s coming out more as he’s aging. 
And by Bobby, I mean Bobby Kennedy, Junior, other Bobby Kennedy Senior might’ve been bisexual too. They’re fighting this as I’m saying this because they don’t want to hear it which probably what means it’s possibly true if it’s not true, they don’t have anything to worry about if it is true, they don’t want me to say this because it threatens their egos, a threatens, there, delusional view of the world.
It’s sad because they pretend to be so progressive but in reality, it’s very backward they’re very self hating it’s it’s complicated psychologically, but essentially know they’re using lambs, straight energy to sort of mask. The gay Stuch are the bisexual stench of their own energy without him being present.“ says Dr. Cox Richardson.
Another door suddenly slams shut in Lacey’s house. For real.
“ I so let’s talk about social class because I think people don’t really know what they’re talking about when it comes to social cues within the Nesheim family one thing that I know cause I have a feeling Lacey is going to probably take a break after this I think she’s getting sick and tired of talking about this probably cause she’s being more attack. Spiritually than she realizes because this conversation is really getting somewhere with other people and she doesn’t know that but dead people do which is why Jackie is trying to slam doors from the past and I know I’m really talking from the future. I actually find this whole thing fascinating when I die and she does know if that’s real or not but it could be so what really is going on though I was just put it closest. Let’s just put it this way, social cues are very complicated, but essentially Lacey went to the opera with her cousin, who was an elector in the electoral college, and they sat in a pub in Seattle before going to the opera, and her cousin told her that she’s been a vegetarian for too many years, and had to start eating meat because she hadn’t been getting the right nutrients and doctors had warned her that her bones weren’t doing well and this is a woman who was the Shakespearean actress-
Later.
“My phone died at an interesting moment, there didn’t it?” says Dr. “ let’s talk about how the Nesheims are upper class old money.
Are the electoral college vote which was cast by a woman who is in her late 30s or early 40s at the time she had a perfect score on her SAT and is a multimillionaire through inheritance is a complex social mark and her family. I’ll edit this when I’m dead. Got it?
* I roll my eyes*
Okay. So!
1. The Electoral College vote.
2. Their regular travel to Europe. To ski. And sightsee.
3. Their preference for Breckinridge and Banff.
4. Their indifference to Ivy League schools…vs. state universities.” she says.
“Which state universities!?” says Mark’s father.
“Ahh he’s making a good point. …Only the ones in North Dakota.
5. Their somewhat cutthroat approach.
6. Their family jewelry. Gold rings. Pearls. …Sterling silver old vintage Norwegian jewelry made by their family.
7. Their millions in land. Owned for over 100 years.
8. The plethora…of millionaires and generational millionaires in their family.” she says.
“I’ll be right back.” says Lacey
Later.
“What was that?” asks the Dr.
“I had vacuuming to do.” says Lacey.
“You work hard.” she says.
“Yes. In a way.” says Lacey.
“Okay. So yearly European vacations for years. What else?” says a reader.
“They went to the Olympics in Norway!” says the Dr..
“Of course they did.” says a reader. “What else?”
“Ahh. They’ve been all over the world.” she says. “Umm…okay. I’m at a loss. And Lacey is getting bored. And tired.”
Later.
Lacey almost overdoses by accident on iron. She may have almost taken a lethal dose. …But…someone stopped her. It sounded like the voice of an elderly British man. Lacey suspects it was Grandpa Pantell. And Lem. Lem had to use Grandpa Pantell’s voice. And it sounded…abrasive. Very uppity and British. But…she felt compelled to listen. And so…he possibly saved her life. He’s yelled at her before, possibly, and been right. Possibly. But it seems Lem had to rely on him in order for Lacey to hear anything. Thank God. …And it’s real proof they exist. …Lacey was so sure they were Advil. But she double checked after having them in her mouth. And was shocked to discover they were not Advil. Her Uncle Ron may also have been involved.
Donald Trump closes his eyes. “They need to stop trying to kill people.
Would it have given her a heart attack?” he asks.
Lem thinks. “Yeah. Or…she would have had convulsions and then gone unconscious…and then had…some sort of organ failure. It might have killed her. Yes.”
“So she would have been with you. By the weekend.” jokes Donald Trump.
Lem laughs. “Yeah! That would have been nice.”
Donald Trump laughs and smiles.
“But I can’t put my kids through that.” says Lem.
Donald Trump nods in understanding.
“And it would have scared her. It wasn’t worth it.” says Lem. “Not when she can hear me and God has better timing.”
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