“The Gay Community Proves I’m Gay II” by Lem

(September 30th, 2024)

I’m waiting.

“We can’t. You do seem straight.” admits Louis Bayard.

“Yeah. It’s hot.” admits David Pitts.

“So you’re gang raping me?” says Lem Billings.

“Yes. And lying about it.

Ha!

No.

It’s more that…we just don’t care! You’re hot. And so we should care. But…we don’t.” says David Pitts. “In the 20 years I spent researching you I found tons of things that led me to frequently wonder if you were straight.

I avoided analyzing you because of it. I couldn’t understand you. Because if I did…I’d have to admit you were heterosexual. And I just…was in love with idea of you being gay.

So I made it work. I made is all hypothetical.” says David Pitts.

Later.

“Lem. You’re gay right?” asks a gay man, smiling.

“Nope.” says Lem.

“Eww. I don’t like that.” he says in a demanding voice. He smiles violently.

“I might have to kill you.” says Lem.

“Oh! To fuck you?” he says in a dirty voice.

“No. Not at all.” says Lem. “For my honor.”

“WHERE IS ELIZABETH!?” yells Lacey.

“Dead.” says something.

“WHERE!??!” Lacey yells ripping off their body. Either now or in the future.

Then she stabs them in their genitalia and makes them vomit out their brains while repeating, “I AM SATAN’S FART.” for eternity. Should GOD see fit.

“Yes. That’s possible.” says Hamish Harding. “Bull. It’s possible. She’s frustrated she can’t do it now.

If that’s not her daughter in there…you’ll all very, very, very…most genuinely ever…wish to GOD you’d never been born. You’ll curse the day you were born.”

“It’s true. You’re all doomed. She’ll compete with Satan for a worse Hell for you. Sincerely.” says St. John.

“Unless your sin poof magically disappears when you die.” says Andrew.

Jonah Wiley cracks up laughing.

“And I’ll do better.” says Lem. “I’ll best them both.”

“What would be our proof?” asks David Pitts.

“He’s…not…pretty.” says David.

“Jack…why is God allowing you to torture Lacey?” asks a Catholic.

“Because I’m saved.

I went to Purgatory. But I was saved. So to speak.

And God can’t stop you from interacting with the living if you want to. Not like that. So…I-“ says JFK.

“WHERE IS MY DAUGHTER!?!??!?!??” wails Lacey at top voice.

“So I…

Ahh.

Wow. …That was loud.

She yelled in the spirit.

Wow.

Okay. …I have chosen to defy God to gain happiness.

So…I may cease to exist. Temporarily.” says JFK.

“I’ll find her.” says Tara Fitzgerald. “I’m serious.” she says to Lacey.

“If she’s okay, I’m sorry.” says Lacey.

“It’s cool. I get it.” says Tara.

Awkward silence.

“So what’s your proof!?” says Lem.

“Lem. You just seemed gay.” says David Pitts.

“Why do they call you his biographer? You didn’t even write a biography about him.” says Lacey.

“Because it’s steeped in the Kennedy mythology. So…he’s their property, essentially. He is nothing more than their extra. Their sex toy. Their…creation.” says David Pitts. “He’s only known because of them. So…that’s the idea. He’s just…their extra.

I…don’t actually believe that. But…I couldn’t find almost anything. And I looked!

Most of what I found…was…very easy to interpret as gay. Even if I felt it was off, in my gut. And…that’s the narrative.

People gossiped. And everyone assumed he was gay. …Or did they?” he says.

“David. Does reincarnation exist or not?” asks Lacey.

Later.

“We spent $30 billion to clone and kidnap your daughter. If we did it.” says a billionaire to Lacey.

“You spent HOW MUCH!???” yells an American.

“$30 billion.” says a billionaire. “If we even did it. We just…decided to share that.”

The American man stares at him. “How much have you spent on the war?”

“Ahh…$7 trillion?” says the man.

“So what’s another $30 billion huh?” says the American.

“Yeah???” says the billionaire, sheepishly.

“Wow.

Has Elsa melted yet?” says the American man.

“You mean Lacey?” says the billionaire.

“Yes.” he says.

“Well!” he says, shrugging.

“Yeah. She hasn’t.

Has Alexei said you’re scaring him? Or that he’s like…super impressed?” he says.

The billionaire stares. “No. No luck so far.” he says. “It’s cool!”

“Huh. So you’ve spent trillions to just impress Lacey and Vladimir Putin. And make them even a tiny bit truly scared?” he says.

“Yeah!” he says.

“Do you think they ever will be?” says an Angie.

“They are. It’s just a weird thing.

Look…things were already going badly. Okay!? This is hardly what happened. They’ve not altered very fucking much.

We were on the brink of a pandemic for decades. As an example.” he says.

“Do…you know why you care then? Or is spending trillions a hobby?” he says.

“ Because we’re trying to gain acceptance from them if there’s reincarnation or even if we worry that there is or it’s just them it’s really difficult to get them to like you and think that you’re better than them. We know that that’s what we want we’ve been told up by psychologists all of us or diagnose narcissist And so that’s the desire of our heart and in Satan we go for whatever makes us happy so we have devoted ourselves towards that goal and a lot of us tell ourselves it’s just a temporary fix station that it’s not gonna last you know cause it’s like maybe it’ll take another Tylenol 5 to 10 years or something um it was like was it really doing anyway it’s it’s hurting the peasants and you know the peasants is not funny we’re not peasants anymore. She is Louise and her so not all new money people see things our way by the way just so you know, don’t go shooting people who are no money everywhere, but a sizable number of people who are in the illuminati, who are all my who are new money rather Would argue that at some it’s really annoying you know it’s like why don’t why don’t they try to just except the fact that we’re better than them all but they both look at us like we’re crazy and yeah it does seem to primarily view them it’s like you know you know, he’s just like I’m Lazard she’s like he’s a czar I’m here and she’s been saying that for years he’s a czar and Joe Biden tried to reason with us you heard him during the debate he was like he’s trying to reassemble the Russian empire. He got that from Lacey Joe listen to Lacey and when she said it and he said it, she said down telepathically Yeah Joe that is what’s happening and he’s like yeah I know but we don’t think that because it’s like no you can’t convince me. He’s Alex say even if I believe in reincarnation, you know cause I don’t wanna think that and it’s just it’s like well maybe you know maybe he’s Aleksey you know and she says he’s a czar he calls himself a president, but he probably thinks like a czar And I’m just not here for that this isn’t that isn’t in my wheelhouse spiritually to deal with. I don’t think you know it’s like I’m not here for some 1800s type shit so if I if that’s what he’s doing you know he’s turning Russia back into an empire Like they were pre-1917 that’s fine you know he can imitate Hazard but he’s not a real czar. Do you know he’s not a real ruler of our country in that way that requires a inherited title and you know it’s like that’s not even possible it’s not even possible because there was the Russian revolution And so who how is that even work?

You know, I mean, it’s not like you know that the Romanovs would reincarnate and come back as an acceptable ruler I mean that’s what we’re claiming I’m not claiming that, but that’s with us, but some people think might’ve happened if there’s reincarnations I think it’s possible that he could’ve, but I mean you know, I am I meant that like metaphorically no you know it’s that’s hyperbole. That’s a metaphor there’s no way that he could’ve actually come back and do that I mean you don’t get real come on even if there is reincarnation there’s so I was there you know man that’s out there.

Oh so it’s like yeah I get it but I just don’t quite buy it because it’s like how would that even happen you just I don’t know it’s like they would free claim their title or something that they lost the first chance they could guess I don’t I don’t know that much about the Romanovs But I don’t think they were obsessed.

I mean, how could like they were like you know I’m sorry I grew up pretty middle-class. They were like posh, rich people, right you know I mean come on rich people don’t care I mean you hear it all over TikTok. I’m here to tell you buddy we don’t we don’t give a shit, and that’s a move and saying that his friends of been saying that for years about the rich they just didn’t give a shit no I’m he was a living in the lap of luxury was laws a fair they didn’t care and I mean I don’t care it’s for me. It’s the bottom line greed is good I’m a boomer that was my motto. Greed is good And I just didn’t care. You know that was my that was my bargain with reality and I was end, and I’ve got an extraordinarily rich, strike, really rich, Philthy Rich, disgustingly, rich and I just don’t understand how if we’re being rational, scientifically minded people you could possibly think this you know it’s it’s like would we even know if you’re aware if we were reincarnated in anyway maybe not so how would he could be a sweetheart and somewhere dying you know it and why would he have some instinct to take over the country? I’ve been so people would say that he was centered by God if it’s in Christianity and it’s like divine right of kings so God would’ve put his family in charge of Russia and then if there is reincarnation, they came back because they had a holy calling to be in charge of the country but you know that sounds convincing that sounds really plausible but I just don’t buy it because it’s just like I don’t know when things start sounding like that you know it’s like a little too believable to me that’s a huge red flag. It’s like somethings got to be off because nothings ever that simple, things are always really complicated. You know what you unfathomably complicated. You can try to understand them through statistics or scientific. Proto reasoning, and our baseline understanding of the general consensus of humanity’s consciousness is pretty low.

So I don’t think it’s reasonable him to think that him as a multi billionaire unilaterally running the country with rich oligarchies supporting him means anything doesn’t what am I supposed to think if there’s reincarnation that those oligarchs are dead, Russian aristocrats, who were loyal to the crown, at least some of them and then they were assassinated I mean no that’s too perfect.” he says.

“ so we’re hoping that Lacey‘s daughter is asleep and I think we’re fasting about Putin right now. Have you guys thought it all about his air or the war in Ukraine really much or no?” says a reader.

“ oh yeah, I mean it would cost about 30 billion to cloud one child it would be exorbitantly expensive and we’re worried if we didn’t do it that aliens did but no it would’ve been us so have we thought about the war in Ukraine not really to be really honest with you and what is there to think about it’s a war he’s fighting it we have people you know and Ukraine do them at the analysis for us and they’re on the front lines. We don’t need to help them. We give them a lot of money and some people volunteer but we don’t you don’t give them military guidance we’re not supposed to, and we certainly would never do that we know that’s sort of a huge faux pas Shelby say that’s what I mean so we consider that completely immoral so I would say that no we don’t we don’t do that we don’t really you know we just kind of let them source that one out for themselves and you know you got to get money because Putin needs to know that you know he’s trying to take on the whole the whole gang you know the whole crew but all the crew shall prevail because we have pretty deep pockets him refund all a lot of money into Ukraine not just through the US government.” he says.

“ how much how much have you how much have you funneled in?” asks a woman.

“ I am all right I just want to say if there are people who know there’s red carnation be careful I met a few Egyptians in my life and their scary and incarnation. Lacey is a Gyptian and that’s scary. I just thought you should know that.” says the Native American woman.

“ yeah I mean OK so I guess she’s supposed to be scary or something it’s a Gyptian‘s really aren’t that scary they’re not I don’t know they’re kind of an old historic group of people. How much are we funneled in what I mean above board you know trillions of dollars and so we’ve spent trillions of US dollars on the war in Ukraine trillions, how much have we funneled into our own personal resources billions we’ve given we’ve given Ukraine billions of dollars from the crew.” he says.

“ is the crew primarily made up of like western people, and dominated by a sort of Democrat group of thinkers that I speak liberals kind of?” says a woman.

“ Oh no I’m sorry little Lil bullied by Lacey and well. Yeah mostly yeah yeah.” he says.

“ if I was just analyzing this, what kind of a man would wanna girlfriend who thinks she has ESPN in her boobs and a guy like Joe Kennedy Junior who sings that’s hilarious and is actually possibly what time do the ESPN coverage. I mean no he maybe not but I’m kind of looking at the woman that he’s dated and I kind of wonder if P actually likes women to be a little more androgynous than her butt or is he drawing or let’s see who else would it be? I don’t like him and Anne and Putin and probably other people who just think it’s hilarious. I’m sorry. OK never mind. I thought that could be helpful, apparently that’s not making any sense to people. OK so sorry that wasn’t funny or and or insightful. Poyraz are determined to think that Linn was gay so you funneled in billions of dollars if your own money trillions of dollars from the US government and when do you plan on stopping?” says a woman.

“ I don’t know I mean, I almost want to say never.” he says.

“ oh, so then if you feel like you have any exhaustible resources and that will just keep giving you our money because that’s where your money is coming from is coming from us you don’t understand that but that’s kind of how things actually do you work with we work for you or we die for you or we pay you money to buy things and we just acquiesce to it because that’s the way things work and then you’re supposed to do your job and not waste at all we tolerate you living lavish lifestyles, but not like insane lifestyles that are like clinically insane to a perverse astounding astonishing degree, so I am kind of just overwhelmed right now I am OK so basically I don’t know if you guys are realize this yet or not being new money but like if you think it’s like 50 Cent, you know kind of thinking that you’re never gonna run out or people will become like millionaires overnight with winning the lottery. You guys are kind of like that right now not like on a day-to-day level or a year to your level but as like a bigger picture level, you guys are like that you’re like lottery winners and even if that something they could spend over 100 years in the US I feel like the US dominated world and the US itself is is comprised unfortunately of way too many lottery winners, and I don’t think you guys get it. The money is going to disappear and our support will disappear. We may even leave the country or take over the country without you realizing it because you guys are obsessed with us you’re obsessed with who knows what else and that leaves a heck of a lot of room for us and we’re anticipating you spying on us to so if we’re clever about it and we all feel the same way and you’re just wasting money, we could go to cryptocurrency or we could actually probably just start some sort of barter system. I mean there’s got to be an option and what are you gonna do divert all your attention from her and Putin to me do you even know who I am I’m coming to you through so much somewhere and it’s basically impossible to know where I’m coming from and God is allowing me to say this to you because you need to hear it, you’re not OK

I don’t know if there’s reincarnation or what happened but you guys got really triggered by her or something and you fucking lost your minds:

I mean you all collectively went like bat shit crazy she’s driven you all insane not vice versa you’re not driving her insane hardly at all maybe slightly but considering how hard you’ve tried it it’s minuscule. I feel like someone could try to beat her or like brainwash her, and it wouldn’t even be affective, because of how she was raised she was never loved And she was raised by psychopaths. I don’t think there’s anything you could do and I’m just warning you if you ever try some thing like that with her, she’ll die or guy would even let you do that because it would be the end of the world and possibly the end of a lot of you And I think he loves you guys too much to let you destroy yourselves that way but it would be bad just please don’t do that please I’m begging you don’t do that or maybe I should tell you to do that I mean what do I have to say to you Because it’s so stupid it’s so stupid I feel like you guys deserve better this rate better than that for yourselves I mean it I mean I feel like I’ve reasoning with trashy drug addicts and you’re probably a very wealthy billionaire, so yeah you probably have Ted talks and he will probably look up to you for your organizational ability I mean, but this is sad. This is sad. This is really pathetic.

I am I don’t know where I’m going with this anymore but just man you’re gonna run out of your money you guys are gonna run out of money he’s he’s not losing you keep saying things like oh the drone attacks works they’re moving in on them they’re moving into Russia OK but my gut sense and you’re not really talking about it which is a very fishy thing is that he’s winning he’s winning he’s winning. OK he’s winning. He’s winning and he’s training us dry in the process. We are losing and we’re losing bad. Our country is falling apart. We’re basically going bankrupt. I don’t know if you’ve noticed but that’s what’s happening we can’t run our country. We’re going bankrupt and all of the other countries around us are starting to doubt that we can even provide any value with our currency And whatever the hell happened today with her daughter whether it was real or someone did that as a joke so to speak a joke ha ha I bet she’s like a Golddigger right or whatever the hell it is you people thought the other day it’s not funny it’s really not her family owns were the largest oil reserves in the entire world, almost entirely themselves That should have given you pause eight years ago to realize that this is not someone to just get into some stupid petty argument with and that’s part of the reason why I have to think a lot of you are just out of your minds

And, meanwhile, no, you need to listen. Meanwhile, we’re being bled dry we are dying as a country. You have her totally alienated from us in love with a Russian czar, and married to a ghost, who may or may not even consider himself American anymore and then you expect the fact that she has all that oil to just not matter no because I care about my I care about this country I care and honestly her children need to be able to go to school safely. She needs to be able to do things safely in her backyard and not be bothered by your neighbors she needs to be able to drink and eat her food without dying. Get proper medical access because they’re altering the entire world. Well you’re going around trying to find creative ways to feel superior so that you can justify the dumb things you’ve done with your life that you wish you hadn’t done so you don’t feel so empty and depressed all the time They’re totally altering the entirety of the world if he doesn’t die, that’s going to be a part of Russia maybe it won’t entirely but a large portion portion of it probably will be in and then what happens I mean it depends, and I don’t know how old is gonna live to be I bet what theoretically 40 years from now that could all just be Russia and then there’s no more Ukraine so we spent trillions and trillions and trillions of our hard earned dollars on nothing other than destroying ourselves and you know Donald Trump knows this I’m not I’m not actually Republican but you know he knows this you know he knows this Bobby knew this Bobby, who used to be Democrat I wanna buy didn’t even wonder sometimes why are you so stuck on this I don’t want you to lose the election. I don’t want you guys to lose the election this year I’m a liberal I would like the abortion thing to be fixed maybe Roe versus Wade was a little toxic. No I miss it sounds silly but I’m gonna say it. Maybe there’s some thing a little off about it and it was not properly worded so that it’s sort of created a very antagonistic hostile environment, there’s a lot of animosity over that ruling so if that wasn’t a good idea but I’d like something better that’s federal that would make me feel safe. I’m not going to get that if Donald Trump selected an end I’m not I actually don’t even think he’s gonna take away my abortion rights I think he’s too rational and frankly decent for that but I really don’t think that I can feel comfortable without some thing being in place And that’s not gonna happen potentially at all because you’re antagonizing the people that I need on your side to get what I want see how that goes you thinking oh these people aren’t doing anything and no no because she grew up. She grew up here in that that was wrong And I don’t know how she did it but I have a feeling she’s part of hell got overtired. I actually don’t even know she would be completely opposed to something federal where the same time I wonder because I hope you know what I’m not even a bother, trying to understand where she’s coming from, and that regard out of respect for her humanity. I don’t know him, just please try to like you know wake up and grow up and stop because I really I don’t wanna lose my country. I don’t want you guys to keep doing this to us. I need you to stop I really need you guys to please wake up, get yourself together and figure out was pissing you off with your counselors if you can do that somehow and just stop.

Here’s the truth you’re probably never going to impress her or Vladimir Putin. If there’s been Carnation, I don’t think America will ever impress them. I think the most impressed they ever were was probably during World War II and maybe at times during the Civil War otherwise, maybe even World War I I don’t think they’ve been impressed by us and they probably were some heroic people who died in Vietnam that, they might be impressed by too but even if it was a bad war there could’ve been some very good soldiers but they’re not gonna be impressed by grander because we don’t build houses like they did back then I’m sure she said that but it’s just true. Our architecture is not like that, we don’t have marble everywhere I go hold everything mean come on there’s no more Viennese waltz is being offered in people and feather dresses and large sculptures of swans made of gelatin. I mean come on don’t tell me that’s not opulence an amazingly elegant cause it is if that’s who they are. I am sorry, but you would have to try really really hard to impress him. I don’t even know I don’t even know what the what what would be more impressive than that. I don’t know because you can’t get more opulent because if you do, it gets gross, I don’t know what would be more opulent. God could probably impress them what I don’t know that every easy for a human who if that’s who they are and also keep in mind he was shot. It’s weird that they thought she was shot today if she still alive and in her bed sleeping by herself and Lacey‘s house it’s weird oh and he he was. I’m sorry I’m talking a lot, but I needed to say this to you he was shot if there’s a big carnation who was actually assassinated as a child I mean you think oh Putin, whenever route and a crow know and understand it or The brothers Karamazov, I mean toast away he would never read that stuff and understand it think again that stuff is written potentially about him in someway he is that grand in his mind and actually, I think psycho Carlson made a little bit full of himself I have to say that sorry Because Russians tend to go on the 10 to prattle on and on and on and it actually is fascinating information there’s nothing there’s nothing boring about it if you know what you’re reading or looking at so I’m imagining find his discussion stupid I actually found it fascinating but that’s the thing that’s his mind one way or another so You’re gonna have to be a little more highbrow you’re gonna have to except that he’s not homosexual that there are men like him and possibly Lamb, who are that highbrow and stuffy and what we would consider gay in America you know we would consider that like nerdy or deceptive or gay or something no, there are men who are like that and we’re like that we’re straight and normal and decent They’re just very high brow very high brow very what similar call intense and it’s not pretension

Lacey, if you’re trying to understand her is wild, she is one of the most authentically wild people I’ve ever encountered this blog as evidence of that if she’s illegitimate, though I mean come on her mother was this wild stewardess, who dated an elderly man and conceived a child, and then he was a bootlegger who ran off from his wealthy family in Nebraska, and ran the mob in this like posh Brooks Brothers’s old house, like with a butler in a maid that’s pretty wild And if there is rain, Carnation, yeah I have a feeling she probably is ferocious and not a evil way just wild, very dignified, very lady like but it’s not like in the prim way that I think people think it would have to be. It’s more dignified she’s very dignified, and naturally elegant, and kind of like the ideas people have a Scotia look like so even if she’s not that person that’s what her that is her aesthetic that is her spirit. Somehow I think some people might think again that that’s homosexual in United States. It’s not it’s not theirs, not necessarily lesbian at all maybe the extreme opposite in some someway so they’re not gonna fit into your narrative they’re not gonna fit into your box. They’re just not like that and you guys are gonna have to be a little more open minded. You know where an international super power this isn’t your backyard. This is the big city so to speak and Yeah you need to kind of just open up to the possibility that there’s gonna be lots of people out there that are very different than anyone you’ve known you know because they’re just not part of your social circle. They’re hiding out somewhere because what was here before us you know right now there’s a lot of very Bourgeois people that you’re surrounded by even if they’re old money some of them are a little birds while probably and I have a feeling actual money would’ve never thought it made sense to do what you guys did to her daughter today whether it was spiritual, or you actually cloned her. They would’ve talk to you out of it because they would’ve known better so just just please try harder. OK if you care about this country if you care please try because it’s late and she doesn’t know for a fact that that’s her daughter and I’m a little worried of Scott Fitzgerald is literally going to try to in the world as I’m saying this I’m getting the sense that she’s looking at a window and watching a tree blow that’s very large that’s right over her house, could that tree fall on her house and kill them all maybe dogs but think about what I’m saying I believe one time if I’m not mistaken because I’ve been listening how about that she was driving down the road and Harold Lowe was talking to her and a sign, what are those metal signs that you see on the side of a highway flew out of the ground and blew up into the air Out of the blue and I believe he said that he did that he’s appeared to her in her house as an actual man like us like a shadow. He’s buried far far away if he’s able to get that much energy and manifest that well I have a feeling he could probably kill hit her and her family if lemon helped him do it, that’s not helpful because she’s mad and then where do you go? When you die have you been behaving? Have you been kind? Have you been doing the right thing for real not just excuses time real accountability time where are you going? I am not a witch. She believes everyone goes to happy land. I’m not that dim I think it’s very possible that there could be hell or you could end up somewhere in some sort of place where you’ll have to actually be accountable And I care about you and I don’t want you to go there so please try harder.”