KATE walks in.

“Sorry. I’m too hurt, sad, and angry for a title.” says Kate.

“HOW DEAD WAS YOUR MARRIAGE!?” yells Dr. Moritz.

And I Love Her as performed by Ramsey Lewis plays.

On and on.

Because Dr. Moritz is actually in a psychic with Kate.

1:57

Turns-out Dr. Moritz doesn’t like Kate. And she refuses to accept his authority. He’s a Bethel professor who attended Cambridge. She’s…not. But she is a professor. He highly outranks her. Or Harvard means nothing. His years of experience mean nothing.

“I feel…she’s ours.” says Chris. “She’s our authority.”

Donald Trump winces on their behalf.

“Not my Chris.” says Casi.

“Oh no. Of course not!” says the American mafia to Casi.

Casi thinks. “What the fuck…is she fighting over!?”

“Sex.” says the mafia. “Probably.”

A new song starts.

Night Train by Oscar Peterson Trio plays.

Lacey and Lem eat. Until Lacey decides to lay next to him and cuddle.

He smiles as he eats both.

Fifteen minutes later he moves their trays off the bed. They rest. Cuddle.

Bobby Kennedy Junior stares at them.

“Oh my God!! They’re going to have sex!!” yells a male Boomer watching with Bobby.

“Hold on! Hold on! Hold on! Let me get a read on it!” yells Bobby sticking out his hand psychically like he’s feeling heat from a stovetop.

“Dude they’re obviously going to have sex!” says an Australian, concerned.

My Little Brown Book as performed by Duke Ellington & John Coltrane plays. At 4:57. And then it starts over again and plays from the start.

“That’s my love song with Lem. No, that’s my love song. This is my love song with Lem. She can’t take this from me.” says Bobby in a high-pitched voice.

“But they’re the ones in bed not you.” says Australia, in irritation.

“I’ll sort this out anyway. But she’s never being separated from Lem for eternity now so try to help him figure this out…but it’s not really going to make much difference anyway, in a good way.” says God.

“I think God pulled the plug, dude.” says a nerdy Gen. Z woman to try to help Bobby.

“But I would’ve I would’ve shown him my love! Even though I have had sex with hundreds of other people…I would’ve showing him my love anyway.” says Bobby.

“Like you showed up for me?” says Bobby’s dead wife who hung herself.

“Oh, shut-up Mary, you know that’s not what happened.” says Bobby.

“What do you think happened? I hung myself. What the fuck do you think happened Bobby?!?” yells Mary.

“Jonah could you narrate the story and make sense of it? I have a feeling this is actually reality yeah? But could you narrate this whole thing and make it like palatable to the middle class?” asks a reader of Jonah Wiley.

“To be honest, I would be annoyed by that worldview, and I think hers is…accurate.” says a Native American man.

“Thank you! Thank you very much!!!” says a Native American woman.

When Or Where by Stan Getz plays.

“Is she arguing with that man?” says the Native American woman to Lacey.

“Yes, I think so.” says Lacey.

“OK but someone needs to talk to her because this is just ridiculous.” says the Native American woman.

“Bobby they’re not you, they’re in love, he was straight, he didn’t find men attractive at all. He didn’t find you attractive at all. I did, and we slept together and made children and you didn’t even like that.” Mary says to Bobby. “I don’t think you know what you want or what you like. I don’t think you’re living in reality.” 

“OK what do you want? What do you want?” says Kate to the Native American woman.