“Lacey Explains Social Class” by Lem

It turns out that there’s a huge problem with social class. This blog will be added at some point but today we’re just going to talk into the phone because I’m exhausted with this bullshit. This morning. Lacey was talking to a which and she was obnoxious even though she’s not a bad witch. The woman claimed to have sent her kids to Shattuck St. Mary’s. and have driven them there every day. And she claims that her husband made $240,000 by the time he was 55. to her that was upper middle class and she thinks because she’s German that she’s elite. That’s all complete fucking bullshit but that woman is sort of a witch and so she’s trying to do her job. The truth is the social class system is very carefully organized, and Lacey could explain it to people, but people don’t believe her because then they find out that they’re fucking idiots. They really don’t know what they’re talking about in their own little bourgeois backward minds, and they go off off off off the rails and they have been for eight years. That’s part of how the war started in Russia Vladimir Putin understood what Lacey was saying and they have no fucking clue.

You know it’s really not that simple and yeah it’s not that complicated either Great Britain could write a handbook for the rest of the world to figure out what the fuck is going on India it could also be of some assistance Asia is not helpful their Buddhist and their class system is very messed up right now. The crazy Rich, Asian bullshit was actually an attack on Lacey to try to make her seem stupid or confused and she’s not.

Lacey try to go head to head with that witch and she said my daughter basically goes to the same school. My husband essentially makes the same amount of money. The only difference is that you’ve had to work for it and you didn’t inherit anything and won’t and I have.

Which should obviously mean that Lacey wins the social class war. But in their backwards, upside down, bullshit brains, it doesn’t! *yells Lem*. And then it and then India tries to help them as per usual by saying maybe they’re better people they worked hard. We’re being tortured while doing what is best, and they have no respect for it which makes us far superior to them. They’re the social, claiming shrewish cows we’re not .

And then they get so scared and hurt that they think this can’t be real this cant real? 

And then we say what the fuck is their problem anyway, it’s not like we’re doing any harm. The only thing that really is that painful is that I was straight and not in love with JFK at all that’s the only harsh thing really about us at all Lacey and I do you could find evil harsh things like the fact that Kate and Matt had problems in their marriage, or maybe my brother was a snob to someone once but that’s really not us and to be honest it’s not really that bad him so I’m not entirely sure where they get off with their self righteousness.

It doesn’t really make sense to be this angry at us but I am there’s a poltergeist involved and I guess that’s part of what’s happening.

If you’re a witch, don’t start helping the illuminati if you’re a really high ranking, which without being open minded if you go into this thinking, I am superior to these people or thinking that you somehow know something that Lacey and I don’t know you’re in trouble you might, but you might not but really the biggest problem is going in thinking that JFK was innocent and sweet and lovely, and that I was possibly gay and in love with him.

There used to be a lot more wiggle room for that mistake, but there isn’t any left anymore.

“ so she literally was like I am the same as you, but I’m just a little better off because of my social class and this woman is like an absolute denial about it?” says a reader.

Yes, this woman can’t handle that anymore. She lost her shit and started getting really angry at Lacey like a total narcissistic bimbo.

“ I don’t think that woman is telling you the truth. I don’t think that she’s quite what she’s describing or she’s very middle class and she has no fucking clue what she’s talking about.” says a reader.

You know, I only partially know that. I’m not God. 

“ so how am I beneath you?” says Erin to Lacey.

Well Aaron, you’re from a very small poor town in rural Wisconsin that’s the first major strike against you. There are some people who grew up near Siren Wisconsin, who could be rich, but precious few of them would ever be able to hold a candle to her socioeconomically and people used to know that like 5 to 10 years ago before this argument started. there are some people who are from a nicer background who are rural but that’s not the norm. Aaron, did you come from an exclusive upper class or even upper middle class rule background or are you not from that background?

“ and I also have to ask do you believe in social mobility or do you think that that’s not a thing?” says Tim Walz.

“ if it’s not a thing then Lacey is covered by the silver smith family in Norway from the 1700s she still is better than you and anything in England could be applicable or not but we’re still superior England knows that one so did you have silver smiths in your family, Aaron or not?” says this man

“ no I don’t have anyone like that in my family.” says Erin.

“ then how-

OK do you believe in social mobility then or not?” says the UK.

“ so she’s never claimed to be anything more impressive than like George Jensen?” says Chris Hayes.

“ I would argue that my silver smith pieces were better than George Jefferson that’s personal am I I I I would say yes, she’s never claimed to be anything better than my descendent, who maintains some power and wealth, and prestige, possibly more modestly than I would like, or possibly more modestly than I had but they do have billions and oil and they did foresee that for almost 100 years that wasn’t just a magic trick. That was some thing they thought through and may have even prompted it it it really isn’t like the movie that you saw.” says this man

“ so Peter, are you trying to bully these people into letting you into the upper class old money or what’s going on?” says Norway to Peter Thiel. “ because there are some people princess who are starting to think you people really are the scum of the Earth, and that this whole thing started because a bunch of jack ass new money billionaires with almost no fucking common sense got a B in their bonnet, and thought I don’t like being snubbed and so you got it in your head to start this class war because you don’t like being snapped and you assume being billionaires that you have a rights whatever the fuck it is that you want including children, including God, whatever the hell it is because you’re white trash, dumb as fuck new money.”

“ I killed myself because we were new money. New money is becoming the new poverty so be careful billionaires because she’s serious and so is Norway. This isn’t a joke. Things are really that fucked up.” says Saoirse.

“ so really the problem with the Biden ministration and the Trump administration in the war in Russia and environmental problems is because of those assholes?” says a woman pointing at billionaire new money.

“ we used to call people not to rush about 150 years ago practically and it was more of a taste issue. We just thought they were classless tasteless people him but it’s become something far darker and more sinister.” says a dead old money man.

“ so Matthew what are you do when you’re her neighbor and your new money upper middle class and you’re not pure evil?” says her neighbor.

“ interesting that you know I’m still here and that I still care. Yeah I stepped in it with Kate and I’m still trying to figure out how to iron things out. It’s a Trouble spot for my family because I may have actually married a billionaire‘s twin flame literally Kate could be the twin flame of a billionaire who is either alive right now and unwittingly being discussed know who’s dead Jack Kennedy is now trying to hurry with some people and demons to try to get a list of all living. Billionaires to try to get a read on them to figure out who it could be to try to use this man to attack us.

Oh, but it’s a problem, because when it comes down to it, we’re all human and Lacey being Scandinavian is sort of a communist almost like a Jew where she just wants to live in like a teepee but that’s the thing she is the Native Americans understand her the other day she was talking to them, and they showed her what it was like to be in one of their teepees They would’ve been the ground was nice and they find a perfect spot and then they build a fire and then there was that you know the air and she got in there and she said oh my word this is amazing and they would agree with her completely it was elite. It was like Patagonia Broke upper class like you’ve no idea the way that they did things. It was super Duper, elegant and sophisticated, and yet earthy and sublime, the air, the clean air that used to go under it I mean it was just they had they had it made they really did there was an elite. There was a class system in the Native American cultures that they didn’t quite talk about him because that’s not how they saw things, but they did have one at Anne so she was in a Chiefs TV and she was just an hour because she was jealous but then she was just like no and you know I don’t want to be jealous so she handled it very well very respectfully if she’s that good of a person in Christ, but God knows they really had it made and That’s the problem this is the sushi is so that’s part of what they get confused by is that she is Scotia. She’s an aristocrat she’s lazy bags that’s just kind of her role in the fallen world. That’s just sort of hurt her Scripps that’s what she does them and they get confused by that because at Hart she’s a communist Bernie Sanders green party. Let’s be careful not to be evil the green party kind of girl With a dash of common sense that was more of a Republican and really to be honest I’m being blunt so she’s kind of it’s not self interest if there’s not self interest there other than safety I think she would just be green party but she thinks people are too evil and dysfunctional to make it work so she’s not really a greedy person. She’s more of an let’s keep things happy and healthy. An aesthetic, Lee, beautiful person where everyone can get along there’s not really an ego thing there it’s more about beauty and love and functionality with her.

And the Irish have never understood that about her. The Scottish completely understand that about her and they also understand why she’s hesitant to be that open minded. Um, so I see that’s where things get ugly because she could actually be Scottish twice in a way and so people who kind of caught onto that and other people are very slow on the uptake.

Him so that’s part of the problem. I’m getting around to try to help her neighbors but the thing is they don’t understand her she’s a communist from the British aristocratic family in Scotland if that makes any sense so she wants her house to look like a nature preserve, essentially, which drives her neighbors crazy because they’re actually middle class, not upper class, and they find it like aesthetically offensive, because it’s so back to nature it’s just like way to back to nature for their taste and part of it is that she’s exhausted a part of it is her style and her way of thinking she thinks I want all the bugs and birds and animals to feel safe in my yard because I’m going to work with them to try to preserve the earth or make their last few tired moments here without us happy ones or something and then they actually made empathize with that to a degree but their upper middle class not upper class class

So they they’ve said things very disrespectfully they’ve been incredibly disrespectful because their middle class and at the end of the day they’re not the raging bleeding heart Braveheart environmentalist that she is. And they’ve not been they’ve not been respectable because she actually is that sincere of a person and they’re not their social climbers and so they’re not handling the situation respectfully because they have an ego problem they don’t wanna except that she’s better than them, and she just is.

If I was alive, I don’t think they would even talk to us a lot because I think they’d be embarrassed by themselves. I would’ve had drinks with her husband at an exclusive bar and he may if there’s problems with their marriage have tried to come onto me and nothing would’ve happened And I would’ve been able to tell Lacey all of that and he would’ve been embarrassed and that’s why they wouldn’t be talking to us as much anymore. I don’t think he’s a cheater necessarily at least I hope not we really hope not, and we mean that sincerely. I have to think it was my my wife’s concern for me, and my expensive perfume may be a fight that they just had and how good-looking I am, and he just gave up for a few seconds and said something he shouldn’t of said.

But the thing is Lacey likes them and I kind of like them too and so we would actually be rather upset by the whole thing me think why can’t we just still be friends with them and laugh it off or something but that’s where their middle class and that’s that’s the brutal, ugly truth of it. And if he could respect that I’m not interested in him that his wife is actually who is in love with and that he was just in a weird mood and let it go. We would be able to still hang out with them but they’re very middle class in that way, and they have to just dig their heels and I don’t. I don’t personally entirely understand it, because I mean it’s funny gods using what happened forgot I came onto my wife and Lacey doesn’t love me perfectly. She loves lamb but we understand that in a foreign world you do what you have to do in a good way you can’t just have everything perfect. Him and I think a lot of adults understand that and so they marry people who may not be their twin flame but they think this is still gonna be good and I still love this person and I’m sick of waiting time is going by our they make me happy in someway and you just think who cares let’s just be in love let’s just be together And let’s just make it work and there is some genuine happiness that can be found in that and Lacey understands that and so do I there’s a little bit of common sense in being practical.

The truth is they both could be bisexual from what I can read of them, but his wife would never make a pass at Lacey because she knows that’s a bad idea Susan that’s where I get a little confused because Lacey’s like oh he’s OK. He’s just he just got drunk zero supposed to cover for him like he just got drunk it’s fine but I’m not convinced of that, and then a little time he thinks he’s gonna come out of my wife next and that’s worse.

Or is, is he even OK? Is he like sad? Does he need medication for depression like what the Hecks going on with him?

Him but then they get stuck in the middle class and they are doing well. They’re definitely upper middle-class people I am, but then you know to be honest with you if there wasn’t some bizarre thing happening, there wouldn’t really necessarily be as much of a problem they might actually be angrier at Mark more openly than they’ve been, and they might actually say something to him about a lot of things Like find Lacey wants to have a basic nature preserve in your backyard. That’s kind of weird to them possibly but whatever but then why does it seem like he’s a problem why doesn’t he paint the fence? Why doesn’t he mow the lawn or a flake like why doesn’t he pay for someone to do it like they don’t understand that that irritates them Him but they have not had those conversations with Mark because of what’s happening and I am dead and I did marry her so they can’t really talk to me either very easily with their frustrations.

I am but then that becomes a problem because it’s their frustrations it’s their frustrations and um there’s sort of a weird power imbalance that was created by the illuminati so if things weren’t happening that were weird, they would be frustrated but they think that I have to let this go. There’s property rights in the United States, and so we have to deal with it but the illuminati has fought property rights which is how the insurrection happened.

How have they thought property rights because they actually want to take peoples guns away and they actually are very offended by property rights because they’re poor as fuck the people who are angry to sonic set they don’t have billions in oil like Lacey‘s family and her family owns that legally through property rights. Yes, this is the scoundrels that destroyed your country I say to the Native Americans and now they’re trying to take the land back from the white people because they’re not rich enough yet.

So they can’t respect property rights because then that means that her family is upper class old money and it’s a very impressive amount of money and social status and that pisses, Aaron and Chris and MSNBC and all those people who are like that in the illuminati off, because they don’t have even an inkling of what that’s like they’re not from old money almost all of them And it’s just they’re poor as fuck compared to her family essentially.

And the last few years they’ve began to realize that they’re actually poorer than her neighbors. Living in New York City isn’t everything it’s cracked up to be especially with global warming, and that is not some thing that Aaron understood. Because she came from rule Wisconsin and their Hicks there to some degree, not all of them, but they’re sort of Hicks very slightly at least. And so she thought if I go to New York, I’ll become classy like Holly Golightly. And she didn’t realize that things aren’t quite that rigged up in that way anymore. New York went way downhill after that movie was made it came back through evil and good pose and that’s just not the trajectory that we’re currently on.

So people like Lacey and to some degree, her neighbors and Tim Walz understood that Minnesota is a far better far better place to live or Wisconsin or it’s parts of a lot of America are just it’s it’s seems like a bad idea the owner of farm in Missouri but it actually might be a better life most of the time than living in New York and maybe 100 years ago that wasn’t the case But given global warming at a lot of other stuff that’s happening you probably would be better off in a lower middle court” middle class farm in Missouri. If you were happy if you were healthy if you were eating well, and your family had on the farm for 100 years yeah you might be better off living in Missouri but that’s because of global warming doctor some degree it really is and so it gets hot but if your air conditioner works and the power doesn’t go out, you’re really better living in Missouri Because generally speaking there’s not a problem everywhere at least with flooding and if there is you get in the car and you leave where is the New York City? You can’t just get in the car and leave as easily or if you can then why don’t they do that? Do they do that? Do they just fly out and then they have to redo everything I suppose and that’s very expensive in New York City see that’s the problem that’s turned into some sort of shit hole for a lot of bourgeois upper class new money idiots who have no fucking clue.

And there’s still is New York there’s still is New York there still some people there who are upper class and old money but it’s a lot of New York right now is his new buddy and Lacey is hesitant to even go there. She loves New York. She thinks maybe it could work but to her it’s a big heck and Paris feels like that too. It just feels like it’s been taken over by a pedophile like idiots with tons of cash and very little common sense.

So what should her neighbors do and be prepared because if this is true over time and they will come for her neighbors two, and they will start coming for people in Missouri with farms the more time goes by the more flooding happens in New York City over the years, the more pestilence there is in the northeast with bugs And pandemics and nuclear war potentially even it’s gonna start to seem like a shit hole to people who aren’t real New Yorkers.

People who are real New Yorkers just love New York but that’s not who I’m talking about.

The people, though, who are looking for a leg up in the world through the great state of New York, in the city of New York, it is, it’s not going to work out well in the next 10 to 20 years so her neighbors should be prepared for those people literally if they’re still alive Come for them I’m serious by the way, getting into fights with them at grocery stores getting into fights with them on the street. I’m serious because they’re going to start being angry. They’ve already started showing up Lady Gaga Atlakat people visiting figures billionaires buying land in Duluth they’re already tried they’re already trying to get in Because they can tell that they’re full of shit and like that there’s something beautiful in Minnesota and so they’re already trying to get in like the desperate pieces of fucking shit that they are.” says Matt.

“ OK so basically what you’re telling us is to start buying the land up and to get guns.” says her neighbor.

“ yes basically and start finding ways to defend yourself from these jackasses having Tim Walz, as vice president is not a dumb idea he’s tough as nails and he will protect the Midwest but then that’s where he’s an establishment liberal, and he’s not as sold on this. everything is perfect and everyone can be happy all the time constantly bullshit. And frankly, he probably will work with Wolk people to try to somehow make things easier and people are just located due to flooding or things of that nature, but he might make it harder for people to just be carpetbaggers essentially in the Midwest.” says Matt.

“ so these people are really like brainless toads essentially?” says a reader.

“ there a human in the eyes of God and we have to pray that they don’t go to hell, but yeah, basically.” says Matt.

“ Matt if that’s possible that he actually had on you I get the sense that he still mortified that that happened but if that was an alternate timeline or something yeah is there anything you can say to help him?” says a billionaire.

“ no but that’s just life I mean that’s just some thing that he’ll have to figure out.” says Matt.

“ I mean he didn’t even really do anything he just made a comment.” says his wife.

“ he was extremely drunk he was extremely drunk, and Lacey seems to think it’s not likely that he really wanted anything to even happened but that he was just like not in his right mind but we can’t guarantee it” says Matt.

“ that could actually be true if this is possible, that could be true.” she says.

“ well I’m sorry I didn’t do anything it just he just I don’t know what was going through his head.” says Matt.

“ if this was possible, I would almost had to think that he knew you’d say no, and it was super convoluted.” says his wife.

“ yes possibly it in a weird way in this case would only be awkward if he’s evil or if it was made to be awkward.” says Matt.

“ I kind of think that you and Lacey are very rational logical people which could even be a strength of the upper class that a lot of you are very logical in someway especially if you maintain power but I don’t think that my husband is always that rational or logical and I think sometimes he might not fully realize it what he’s doing just doesn’t make sense.” she says.

“ well, I mean to be honest she doesn’t mind being your neighbors so long as you’re respectful.” says Matt.

“ do you feel like he was holds love for me out of snobbery or is he just screwed up?” she says.

“ I think he thinks it’s snobbery. does that help?” he says.

“ But it’s really not?” she says.

“ yes, it’s your right your husband is not quite like us. It’s not grounded in any sort of logic. It’s something that we don’t fully understand.” says Matt.

“ do you, Matt and Lacey do you believe in social mobility?” says Tim Walz.

“ I do have to say he would never sleep with someone I really don’t think he actually would at all and so even if he gets confused, I think he does cut himself off because he like or he regrets it or something and it’s not his character because he really does love me he’s not like JFK he’s not in capable of love he’s may be a little messed up but it or not I mean people might think it’s just as exciting but this is awkward to have on this block but no I suppose that’s why we should be a little more respectful to her because she can read us like a book but I also feel like she’s trying to protect us, so yeah but I really I really love him. He’s a good husband and he’s actually very stable and it’s just like a quirk.” she says.

“ oh yes, oh, obviously, I mean you’re a good example of that him. You are working your way into old money upper class, but there are other people who’ve done that to the Vanderbilts did to some degree the Carnegie‘s did the Rockefellers did. There are quite a few families that really have done that and it’s really genuinely authentic. They may not have known what was happening or how to organize the whole thing, but they did actually move up.” says Matt.

“ see I would’ve thought the Kennedys had.” says Tim.

“ not really they didn’t really they’re there with me been so people that thought they did and then they obliterated social class but that wasn’t real. Lacey couldn’t tell what your background was Tim and in this case that means some thing when she would drive by the governors mansion and try to get a sense of who you were and it wasn’t witchcraft. She was just trying to get a sense of you, she couldn’t tell you seems like they’re the Daytons and they actually were somewhat middle-class. They may or may not be in the upper class old money, but your trajectory didn’t seem dramatically different than theirs.

In reality no it is you didn’t grow up in wealth but you have enough of that in you and you’ve done well enough that yeah if you kept going with that if your family kept on that path, they would probably become old money because your family sort of did it the right way And you actually sort of became that.

What did the Kennedys do wrong? You know it’s complicated to be perfectly blunt with you. It’s a lot harder for an Irish person to become old money. Tim Wells is probably German and that’s a lot easier.

This is the harsh truth being non-white is problematic being being Irish is even a problem being Italian is even a problem. This is the harsh truth. There is a bit of racism involved not necessarily because there’s something to racism, but because of the dialogue, so to speak over the last 400 years between humans.” says Matt.

“ so Black people are old money though?” says a Black American woman.

“ yes they are yes they are.” says Matt, rolling his eyes. “ you might not be this is very upsetting to that woman apparently but no, there are plenty of Black people who are old money they may or may not like everything Lacey does but they’re actually awesome. They’re very very small people too but there are some black old money American people.”

“ is there a black aristocracy in Great Britain or is that just not a thing?” says a reader.

“ do you want the truth or do you want me to kiss your ass because Jack Kennedy said so?” says Matt.

“ I want the truth.” he says.

“ it’s completely impossible for there to be there are upper class people in Africa right now as we speak who are upper class Africans were very wealthy and within Africa may be aristocrats that’s Africa anywhere in Europe. A dark person will never be considered elite not really it’s impossible and that’s a lie that the Kennedys and a lot of bullshit artist have been telling a lot of people Lacey if there’s reincarnation knows what’s going on. OK Egypt is not like it was, it was conquered by the middle easterners and I would just like to stop and ask the Muslims in London. Are you aware that Egypt was taken over by the Muslims or are you stupid as fuck and think that it was always a Muslim country?” says Matt.

“ oh wow OK a lot of us might be that first one that I doubt that our leaders are back in the Middle East.” says a Muslim in London.

Lacey laughs. Smiles. “So you’re in London now. fascinating.” says Lacey.

They smirk.

“ where are you? People are something else do they know why are here or are they too stupid?” says Lacey.

“ Lyft they’ve got us fooled into thinking that they don’t know but I think maybe they do and they don’t at the same time. Yes obviously we’re trying to take over the west obviously Lacey obviously.” says a Muslim woman in London.

“ why did they start letting people do that? That’s such bullshit.” says Lacey.

“ you know it’s not the safest thing for us to be here you’re right, I don’t entirely know.” they say.

“ it just makes me angry because I know what you people are like I really do somehow I actually like you I am not able to enter Mary with you, but I do like you guys to some degree but it’s just it’s like I don’t I don’t it’s just makes me angry at them in a weird way because it’s just like how the fuck do they not get it? sorry for swearing.” says Lacey.

“ is it really that creepy?” she says.

“ so there is an argument to be made for the fact that you’re displaced in some cases or that you like great Britain or an is somewhat of an issue of colonialism and they’re at fault but that’s the end of it. It’s really very obvious and stupid that you’re not them, no British people are white end of story. There is no British black person that’s impossible there is no French black person that’s impossible but that is a lot of liberal American bullshit.

End that’s right possibly get stuck because I can’t figure out why they’re so asked night about it. It ain’t no it’s like do they want you there or not are you safe there or not? And they’re really not honest about it they’re just backward upside down exasperatingly stupid end I don’t know what to say to you. I think some of you have some idea of taking over that is old Islam has been doing that for hundreds of years, you know the Ottomans that you guys have been doing this for a while that’s reality

And I don’t understand why are you pretend to be so embarrassed by it I think 200 years ago you would’ve been a little braver and more honest. But I think some of you actually are financially struggling and so then it’s complicated and then that makes me mad because I think you guys this isn’t the end of the world it’s just complicated when I was 12 years old I used to analyze stuff like this, and think These people are so confused and I empathize with them when I was 12 now at 40 I am pissed off and angry because it’s so obvious and simple and I just can’t figure out if everyone’s dumb as heck or if they’re lying because it’s really not that complicated. Some people are struggling there in Europe because they’re struggling Some people are in Europe because they’re evil or they’re just up to some thing end. Those are two different things and it’s probably not quite so astronomically difficult to acknowledge and except that both are happening and deal with it in that way, but they refused to do that, because they just can’t they just can’t it’s too complicated

No, an Asian person is not French black persons not French and that was one of the things that pissed me off about the Olympics and that ménage a Trois. It was an African and Asian and some British woman who was living in France who decided to have a ménage a Trois and then the French said they’re all French know they sure as fuck aren’t, that woman barely looks French. She looks more German that the Asian man was Vietnamese he still is and that black man was from somewhere in Sierra Leone. He still African those are not French people. There is a French race and I am so sick and tired of butt hurt, bullshit, artist, gay, lesbian, pedophilic, dumb as fuck new money, assholes destroying everything.” says Lacey.

“ Lacey what would you do that if you were running things what would you do?” says Iran to Lacey.

“ oh, I have no more of the actual practical issues are, but I’m sorry that I don’t but basically just work off the promos that you’ve got a combination of people who are impoverished and running from war or some thing that may be a direct cause and byproduct be a direct byproduct of colonialism and then you’ve also got people who are who are they’re looking to sort of make their way in to topple the powers that be enter in Europe into a Muslim area of the world.” says Lacey.

“ so let’s take a example of a woman who’s on food stamps, who comes from a middle-class family back in Syria living in France she’s not stupid. She comes from a decent family, but in France, she’s on food stamps. How would you relate to this woman?” says Iran.

“ I would automatically be very suspicious of her because she’s obviously not stupid so to speak and I know if she worships Allah sincerely in her heart as she believes he exists that that is the driving force for her even if it’s just in the back of her mind. So I was saying, I don’t think I can trust her so to speak to be my best friend. That being said, I would be is kind and loving and just towards her as I could be it’s very simple because it’s not that colonialism is pure evil necessarily rather it’s that we went to far possibly or we didn’t do it perfectly and so be accountable for that we need to be Respectful of her. And so obviously she collects her food stamps. She has a choice, but she does with them if she’s using stuff like that to try to strengthen Islam in a sort of holy war against the west there’s nothing I can do about that that’s the that’s the direction her conscience takes her in And in a sense that’s none of my business in a way that being said I am not dumb enough to think she’s not doing it so I keep an eye on her and some shape or form that’s self-defense. If you don’t like it, go fuck yourself,” says Lacey

“ I like that because I know my boundaries and it’s like OK unless if we want to get into some stupid ass war with other how about if we just don’t so then it’s like as long as she doesn’t do that there’s not a problem but what if she does?” says Iran.

“ no I have already covered that. What if she does I don’t know it depends do you wanna get a little more specific I’m not a fucking nitwit.” says Lacey.

“ I think we did get Bridgewater at some point in the Middle East but OK fine OK so let’s say that she doesn’t really do much of anything she just harbors these tendencies and nothing really comes from it and what?” says Iran.

“ then there’s not a problem I don’t know that she should be in my country but there’s so many different opinions about that because to be perfectly honest with you this is work it’s a little dark. The fans are very aesthetic Lee brilliant the Ottomans were gorgeous worst-case scenario. They’re trying to use your beauty and culturally appropriate you and colonize you from within the country and an evil way.” says Lacey.

“ like copying our style and using us?” says Iran.

“ in some sort of fashion yes.” says Lacey.

“ OK so you’re like she can stay here and it could be fun for her but I’m a little worried that there’s some evil involved and people are using her.” says Iran.

“ well yes, but then that’s where you know love and serve helping me with this conversation but then that’s where you know you’re invading the west what did you expect? It probably isn’t gonna just be total smooth sailing.” says Lacey.

“ so then, if we’re wrong, we’re wrong if you’re wrong, you’re wrong but in a sense we’re not very quiet covert holy war with each other?” says Iran.

“ Yes I did that’s why Lacey and I get angry because we’d still fight that with you but we have no fucking clue what’s going on with a lot of these people which is over angry at them and we want to work with them but we can’t make heads or tails of it because it’s like What are they even doing it? It doesn’t even make sense it’s like they’re fighting with you but they’re your best friend and they don’t want you there but they do that is not where we where where we’re at.” says Lem.

“ are you sick of fighting with us?” says Iran.

“ you’ve got to understand some thing if there’s reincarnation, I literally died in World War I and that I went and lived a shit life where I thought I was gay and now she’s living through hell we’re exhausted we’re tired of fighting in general.” says Lem. “ Are you know and she has problems with her husband to he fights with her a lot he does I’m not making that up so we have the Jews trying to fight with us and now you’re trying to fight with us and we think oh OK not so fast Ishmael we don’t mind fighting with her husband because he does it fairly. Can you do it as fairly as him?”

“ yes.” says Iran.

“ OK but then that’s part of the problem. I can’t give you any great answer that will make you happy I guess but no we would fight with you although we wouldn’t want to do you want to fight it’s exhausting you don’t have something better to do like some party to go to or some fashion show to attend with your wife or yeah, your children are learning how to ride a bike you don’t have anything to do more interest to you?” says Lem.

“ no, we do.” says Irsn.

“ then what if we were still running Europe would you even want to fight with us or would you just take another 200 years off to try to sort through the Qur’an and figure out where we were wrong or you were wrong?” says Lem.

“ i’d probably just let it go for for now.” says Iran.

“ yeah, heaven is not just everyone having sex with which other people still have personal boundaries in case if you’re wondering.” says Lem.

“ yeah OK if we’re being real with you lame if you and Lacey were still running her up so to speak or literally, we would probably not be fighting with you. We may not even be there we would just have moved on like 50 years ago there could be some of us there, but probably not that many.” says Iran.

“ there might be some Americans who choose to go to school at universities in the Middle East because you would acknowledge that we know more than they want to acknowledge but then that’s a different issue.” says Iran.

“ am I Ron would be an intellectual hotspot. The university of Tehran is probably a very superior school. It may even be superior to Oxford at this point and subway, unfortunately for Oxford. But that’s the thing we would acknowledge that and then we would say where are we? Where are we week? How can we make Oxford better and there would be a real competition and if you were deceitful, you may end up just deceiving yourselves.” says Lem.

“ so basically you two were just being normal and you’d be like there’s probably really good schools in the Middle East they may or may not be as good as Cambridge they should not be because they’re still competition. That’s just the nature of a fallen world but we don’t lie and act like Terron is potentially an excellent university?” says Iran.

“ yes I have it now you have excellent doctors who have gone to school their brilliant doctors and I mean it’s dumb that we can’t deal with that.” says Lem.

“ why do they always attack you with homosexuality?” says Iran

“ if there’s reincarnation, they haven’t I never had to deal with that problem until this last life.” says Lem.

“ Why did you think of a sexuality was OK?” says Iran, exasperated.

“ because I did not that’s a false question I did not necessarily think it was actually OK.” says Lem. “ oh, I thought it was wrong. I thought that it was a derangement. I thought there was some thing insane, and mentally unwell about it. And I thought that it could be some sort of weird, genetic mutation. That’s all fact if you can’t handle that then fuck you.” says Lem.

“ i’m sorry I don’t know who you’re talking to but I’m a Muslim in France and I actually think it’s possible that they could’ve brainwashed you I completely believe that’s possible.” says a “French woman.”

“ are they using your conscience? I hope they’re compensating you for that if they are.

I’m serious they might have been so stupid as to have completely thrown out Christianity in the last 40 years to the point where they’re not reliant on Islam to have any common sense when it comes to what’s wrong and right.

But see that that’s even it’s vile because it’s colonialism they’re using you like a sort of moral slave and I find it important. That’s why I’m saying something.

But no, I am sorry I was straight and apparently that woman knows that.” says Lem.

“ i’m asking for them I am how did you think it made sense as a Muslim who believes in Allah I don’t think that I am all that confused to me. Christians are cocksucking bastards so it doesn’t surprise me that you get confused that ping said I am no I’m just being honest therapy. That being said, I still have faith that all I will be merciful to all people I do and I like to think that you and Lacey are together in heaven and Islam him, how do we explain to them? Why are you thought it was OK?” says Iran.

“ I am struggling to be able to speak. You’re going to have to be patient.

Are you a cock sucking bastard yourself? Because if you are, I can’t talk to you I need to talk to somebody who’s actually straight.” says Lem.

“ talk to us Lem.” says Hamas.

“ all right thanks Kim I suspect that man is bisexual and hates that about himself and that he’s not ready for this conversation. He’s not all of Iran it’s just one man I’m talking to. I’ve had excellent conversations with a rod and other circles. All right this is about to get very intellectual, and you’re going to have to except that I am an intellectual person, not a pseudo intellectual.” says Lem.

Hamas smiles and nods.

“ I thought that it was abhorrent and disgusting and degenerate and some like some bizarre mutation, because I was a heterosexual. That’s what made sense to me. I thought you know this is gross, but and this is where it gets intellectual when I’ve tried to explain this before it’s not that complicated: I thought I was gay do you understand what I am saying I had the intellectual premise in my head that I was a homosexual. Bobby doesn’t like that so I Ron doesn’t like that in this conversation because Bobby’s a fucking jackass.

And people are yet to figure that out.

I thought I was gay I thought it was gay that is really just unfortunately that simple so the part of me that was sensual will say that this is disgusting you this is like a weird mutation yuck but in a part of me that was intellectual thought I guess this is just who I am.” says Lem.

“ so you were elite and had self-control in a way that people today who are bourgeois don’t have.” says Hamas.

“ yes it’s really annoying that you people are so trashy that you can’t fucking understand this.” says Lem.

“ so it’s like dieting?” says Hamas.

“ yes, I was in a constant state of incredible sexual frustration that I have a unusually good temperament and I was able to control myself extraordinarily well.” says Lem.

“ I put you didn’t do so well because you had a horrific playboy collection and you masturbated freak frequently to thoughts of naked women.” says Iran.

“ that is true.” says Lem.

“ how is that enough for you?” says Syria.

“ how is it enough for a lot of people? Why do you guys have this dumb ass idea that everyone’s just out fucking having fun all the time and if that’s the natural order of things it’s not.” says Lem.

“ you’re right, but then how how did you physically do that as a man?” says Libya.

“ well in this is where it’s quite tragic I thought I was gay, so I was being sexually touched by men him, and I was giving away a sort of physical natural desire to have sex to them, including JFK on occasion, but it wasn’t actually psychologically pleasurable to me it actually was gross and annoying to have to do but my body responded to it involuntarily that’s just reality so essentially I was being castrated or raped or sodomized frequently not that frequently but every couple of months every couple of yours every couple of weeks it varied, and it was enough to sort of dummy down on a physical level and keep me from realizing that I was in trouble physically.

That being said I’m still straight I was still straight and I knew there was something wrong so your question is still a very astute one isn’t it? I was not normal. This is just a fact you can see it in some of my pictures. My mannerisms are a little weird, I got better as I got older I got less disturbed by it all and I also stopped sleeping with other men I wasn’t really sleeping with them, but I stopped being as involved with other men and so um, whereas I got older it was easier to just sort of just let myself go so to speak so yeah, but there is still a part of me that long for women so I had a playboy collection and it wasn’t pleasurable at all to be with men in any real way. I mean it was as pleasurable is getting raped literally.

So you can imagine that I became a bit less excited about getting raped as I got this hurt cause it’s like this is weird and that’s part of where red phase mean girl comment came from where it’s like. Loves not bisexual he’s neutral because they thought or what’s wrong with him why doesn’t he want to have more sex with men? Why isn’t that fun for him? He’s gay, but I wasn’t gay, but then they being assholes didn’t want to except that because they were bisexual in reality and so they started making fun of me calling me asexual or neutral because they were too pissed off and homophobic basically

So that’s part of what happened him but that part of me that lost my mind people don’t just die you know when they don’t have sex, but they could go insane. They don’t die though I think you’ve got a little bit of a false trajectory there, so I kept myself from having sex with women not maybe all that different because I had some grace from God because part of the reason why I was doing it was God it was my sense of justice And morality and love, and so he gave me grace to some degree like he would give grace to a monk who is straight no not all priests are gay or even bisexual or pedophiles. Some of them are actually straight people who are serious and they have a grace for it.

So in someways, I had Grace him, but I also was losing my mind. I used to stab thanks literally I used to stab things because I was so sexually frustrated that I was becoming violent on occasion. No, this is true. I used to take knives and forks and stab them into like balls and sofas not people, but I used to literally stab thanks, so there’s a manifestation of me losing my mind, and that happened.

So yes, I used to stab things when I started using heroin I had fun, stabbing myself I had fun, stabbing Bobby I love shooting him full of heroin because it allowed me to get him high and distracted, but it also allowed me to possibly kill him by stabbing him.

So I did I started stopping things. People may not know that in the Kennedys, but yeah, I had sofas with stub marks in them but they I don’t know they guess they just didn’t notice but yeah, I used to take sharp like butchers knives, and what I was really sexually frustrated, but I couldn’t quite work it out in my head why I was so angry, I would just stab things because I thought I was gay so it’s like I would try masturbating. I would try looking at playboy him, and if that didn’t work, I would stab things on occasion.

And if this is an a perfect explanation for you then fuck yourselves OK I really was straight 100% and it’s pathetic to have to explain this to you so pedantically. I get that some of you were just trying to be fastidious, but I don’t buy it that that’s all that’s happening because I can’t imagine how you can’t just get it.

I was straight I really was hundred percent dear God help me.

At times, God had mercy on me and it was like I would reach out and I would have sex with a woman and she wasn’t there physically in the flesh but I could feel her I could feel her skin on my skin on my penis I could feel her body And that was weird, but I felt that sometimes when I was masturbating when I was really desperate, and so I was able through God‘s mercy auto Kasian to have sex super naturally God understood that I was being holy and moral and not just trying to be you know, desperate, so I was physically and capable of not Doing anything so I would reach out after reading play boy and I would see Lacey basically and touch her breasts and make love to her body make love to her that’s her and it was amazing. It was good sex and I’ll M smart enough to have knowing that that wasn’t likely to be my imagination, and so I don’t know that was probably real and so there was some satisfaction sexually for me behind closed doors when no one was watching I’ve said this before, so I would I would reach out and fill her body through God‘s mercy when I was alone in my apartment, and it was like this isn’t so bad this is real and I don’t know how I got in the heaven But I guess I got a free pass wink wink and I mean that in a silly way cause I don’t I didn’t it I don’t think I quite understood what was happening, but I thought well I think I just made love to an angel or a word, I just made love to a sex goddess or some thing or hey, maybe it’s a woman I thought it was a woman I really did. I thought it was some woman in heaven, who was kind into me you know and we were kind of hooking up and jacking up and maybe we were even married and I took it very seriously I thought this woman is the love of my life you know she’s everything to me I’m never gonna tell anyone because they think I was insane so there was that going on and then I was being raped Avenue and then at the times I would try doing that with her and she didn’t show up and I was just too. It was just it wasn’t enough physical. You know it just didn’t quite work for me physically because it’s not supposed to happen you’re supposed to have a living person

And so I would stab my sofa because I didn’t think I could have sex with a woman so I thought I’m going to go stab the sofa that feels good and I literally did that you know when the masturbation wasn’t working I would just say no I was the shit I’m gay I’ll stab the sofa.” says Lem.

“ did having sex with her make things better and worse or did it just make it better?” says Iran.

“ you know it would’ve been fine but in the 1960s and 50s women were starting to show their boobs off so I would walk around seeing these people and I was thinking oh that looks tasty basically but in a holy way hopefully and then it’s just like you go home and there ain’t nothing in the fridge.” says Lem.

“ so why didn’t you just go buy some fast food?” says Hamas.

“ you know I really was straight whether you like it or not do you want to hear the answer or do you wanna just keep sucking Bobby Kennedy‘s cock?” says Lem.

Iran nods.

“ oh OK all right I am taking that as you want to talk hopefully that’s what you mean all right so basically this is hard for you to believe but I really just was not restrained I really was.” says Lem.

“ how is that moral for your body?” says Hamas.

“ you know that’s why I was a bad Christian but that sort of thinking is very prevalent that you know it was if this is before the sexual revolution remember so back then it was very prevalent and that really is what a lot of people did. They overly restrain themselves it was very common, but I was just one of them and you’re right it’s not really moral and Lacey knows that but I did not.” says Lem.

“ what did you think was happening?” says Hamas.

“ I mean you don’t die you do realize that you don’t die from not having sex.” says Lem.

“ so other than stabbing things what did you do?” says Hamas.

“ Malaysian woman is telling me that you’re getting too prideful and she’s worried about you. What do you think?” says Lem.

“ just look at us like doctors what what did you do?” says Iran.

“ OK so have you read about people who rip labels off of pop bottles I did a lot of stuff like that. So I stab sofas I revoke I internalized a lot of that energy to be honest him and I shoved it into my body through my feet somewhere. That may be partially how the earthquake happened in Japan. What else did I do a IO I had a problem mobile. This is awful, but I had a problem with constipation at times. Oh, that partially is how I lost my hair. Are they were there. Rages couldn’t eat anything because I was too upset and I couldn’t figure out why. I didn’t shower I was it was classic depression symptoms I didn’t shower I didn’t take good care of myself. I eat a lot of fast food, because believe it or not there was something sexual to me about macaroni and cheese and fried chicken partially because that’s Lacey‘s soul in someway she makes really good mac & cheese and she make excellent fried chicken. She’s a good cook so in some weird way that food became like sex to me. So I would eat you I would eat apple pie that may be partially where the movie American pie came from if there’s a illuminati and there’s witchcraft, so yes, I do eat apple pies, macaroni and cheese coleslaw all those things you know fritters, and it was sort of like my little dirty secret because it was through that mac & cheese my body felt like it was fucking her that it was good mac & cheese you know Him specially when I lived in Tennessee, which is where the Seays are from. I wasn’t a huge fan of bacon, which is interesting because her husband makes her bacon a lot. He makes very good bacon.

Him but he also makes very good eggs, his breakfast or gourmet really he’s extraordinarily gifted with eggs and bacon. It’s not normal, but that’s forgot to sort through.

Oh yeah French toast I mean yeah and Anne and liquor like I drank a lot. I wasn’t you know open about it but no, I was basically an alcoholic it didn’t loosen me up for men, but it made it bearable to not be with women, so I drink a lot of alcohol and a lot of fried foods. I didn’t take the best care of myself, but then I smoked, what was smoking to me smoking was a way of dealing with my rage believe it or not, but not but not him, but not in the way of action I still stab things and had to drink and lost my hair and got constipated but it help me deal with my rage And I almost think there was something about having the cigarette in my mouth and being blunt that made me think of giving oral sex to a woman and it wasn’t having if you notice I didn’t often have a cigarette in my mouth. I had it in my hand a lot, I didn’t have it in my mouth occasionally and when you put your lips, this is blunt when you put your when you put your tongue into the cigarette no it’s slightly similar to giving a woman oral sex. The cigarette is in your mouth but you don’t shove the whole thing in your mouth, so for me it was like physically like giving a woman oral sex. It tastes weird but then you get this sort of hide from it and she keeps saying just calm down just calm down just calm down. It’s gonna be OK and that’s what it was like for me as a straight man living through what I lived through my cigarette was my wife saying to me it’s OK sweetie just calm down.

But me being dominant I’m very dominant Laceyz very submissive and I’m big so and she’s in love with me and I’m in love with her so the cigarettes like it’s OK dear calm down with that I think brave got you in my mouth. I am in control. Yo little tiny cigarette and gall. You’re a good friend but not really a friend you’re a good lover And what you don’t know is that I’m going to have fun with you later no I’m just being honest so then the cigarettes are you OK? Do you know it’s not like they’re beneath you really it’s more just like they’re your wife and so she’s OK fine sure I am then so then you know you get kind of a higher fat, but It’s not like you know it’s a cigarette it’s not like it’s you and you have to smoke it and light it up and you know keep it take care take good care of them put them in your pocket don’t let them get smooshed you know and really, I did possibly take good care of my cigarettes and they were just cigarettes, so yeah, I mean that this is not I was not gay. This is my actual psychology.

Umm but no, they were thing with bottles know him no I just didn’t get a sticker. Let you stick your tongue in the bottle I know I had a thing with cigarettes and I drink out of glasses.

him and what else did see him are used to smash pillows are used to take pillows and literally rip them apart. Are used to shred newspapers I used to shred bananas, apples grapes I rip the skin off. How do I clean up after myself you know I had a maid, but I did do that stuff like that rip off the peelings basically of apples, and then I didn’t poop and sometimes I shove Jack to the ground which is something that was said last week that you’re not being honest about.

Are used to shove him to the ground I did, and people who who are alive right now may not remember that I literally threw him to the ground. Joe Junior did the same thing to him because it felt really good to just push him to the ground at times because he was in an annoying motherfucking piece of shit. He used to take he used to take way too much time to figure out he was evil and you know he never did and sometimes when I was drunk and I was really pissed off because I wasn’t getting laid and he just would come, you know, shaking his little ass looking for some and I think I’ll fuck you I could rip your head off you bitch And so I would shove his little scrawny ass to the ground. He’s lucky I didn’t kill him on more than one occasion.

He used to bully me to physically, but quite a few times. I lost my temper, and I shoved him to the ground. I did. He almost broke his neck once.

That was in the late 50s in the late 50s I once shoved him to the ground and he almost broke his neck. We were in the living room and in Cape Cod at his fathers house or maybe it was not maybe it was Bobby knuckles house and it was summer so she can’t quite figure out who’s house it was but she’s pretty sure it was on Cape Cod but that’s pretty close so it was a living room. It was a party it was carpeted floor, um and we were all standing around mingling partying having a nice time and then he stood there and I was so fucking sick of being constipated and exhausted and I looked at myself in the mirror and I thought I’m getting old I’m getting wrinkles I’m fat and I’m huge and I’m losing my hair and all of these people are laughing at me For being so weird and not getting married and I thought he’s keeping me hostage. There’s nothing I can do and so I went up to him out of the blue and I just shoved him to the ground. He was possibly talking to Frank Sinatra but not necessarily he was just standing there and his little fucking scrawny self body with his loose pads. Trying to look cool, those high waisted pants that men used to wear and they were just behaving on him. I mean it’s just such a fucking self important asshole and he was just standing there like oh I’m hot shit it’s like what all five seconds of you and no, I don’t mean that like I was into him I just mean how long would it take for humanity to destroy you about five seconds that’s all there is of you, so I walked up to him and I shoved him to the Ground, I just shoved he was drunk too so I kind of knew I could get away with it. I shoved him to the ground and he fell on his side and he wouldn’t expect it and he didn’t brace himself for it. He just fell on his side. He just fell on his side and it almost cracked his neck it he didn’t have any serious repercussions, but if he did, his father lied to me about it the whole family did because they didn’t want to admit that I was straight and he was gay and that he was the aggravating person in the situation.

And so I was like oh no Jack’s neck is fine. Jack’s next fine.

Hey Jack’s necks fine it’s fine there’s nothing wrong with it 

Him so it really wasn’t. I don’t know if he had to have secret surgery on his neck or if he was in a cast or what happened but I don’t think his neck was actually fine at all and of course Jack just pouts and plays dumb and stupid supervised himself does like I don’t know what’s going on and I don’t know what I was angry. He was in love with me.

So, so no he he was a very big problem to himself, and he got shot you know?

But on that occasion, he thought I did shove him to the ground and he may have had a neck injury. I’m not sure about this, but I’m actually not, but he may have had some sort of neck brace or something like that for a while, because what the repressed heterosexual man who he was holding hostage, got sick of sucking his cock.

So I am, I know barreled Adam, like a normal heterosexual man might in that circumstance, and he did he got pushed to the ground, and everyone just sort of covered it up and laughed it off they did because they were so scared of the whole thing Bobby raised in and so Jack are you OK? Are you OK, yeah Bobby was a huge enabler. He just rushed Ryden and was like are you OK? You know I’ll take care of it and he yelled at me and kind of you know gave me what for like he was gonna kill me or something or kill my family or do you know who knows what I’m sincere they were vicious disgusting people in that way..

And so it was like well it’s OK Jackie OK I’ll figure those out and no I mean they never figured it out. They still have it you can’t you can’t make a man who is straight gay just like you really probably can’t make a gay person straight to be honest if it if it is a thing it and it is, it is a mutation or it some sort of degeneracy or it’s a mental illness kind of like psychosis or all of the above but it’s not some thing that you can just get rid of magically God could change your orientation, but if he didn’t want to, he wouldn’t pour it you know if it didn’t work out somehow and to be honest if it’s not in the if it’s not in heaven, it could just be a weird mutationZ

Him and a lot of Christian fundamentalist don’t understand that you’re not in the United States that it’s not something that can just go away magically and that’s been a problem for us because they don’t want except the reality of that it’s like well it’s just a choice and a lot of people who say that are bisexual It’s not just a choice I can I couldn’t choose to be straight gay rather I couldn’t choose to be gay I couldn’t I could make myself gay to be honest if I had thought about it, I wouldn’t have even wanted to,” says Lem.

“ so were you out of your mind?” asks Tehran.

“ I think God has empathy for me and sympathy so to speak but yes, I was in a sense I wasn’t psychotic, but I got to a level of sexual frustration where I was violent. I would never have taken it out on someone who didn’t deserve it but I was violent I did I became violent.” says Lem.

Tehran sighs. “ would you have raped Lacey?”

“ yes, yes I would have. The thing is Lacey and it would’ve been psychotic right but wouldn’t have been real rape in a sentence, but it would’ve been rape. It would’ve been real rape, but that’s where things are very complicated and you seem to understand understand that, so yes, I might have, but she being submissive to me in Christ allowed me to do that or would have and it’s fine. She understands and loves me which means that it ends up just that we should. I start raping her and then I start making love and then there’s no problem yeah.” says Lem.

“ that seems quite normal him have people misunderstood that?” says Tehran.

“ yes, Carol Loeb is not confused. Some Jews might be some Muslims might be but maybe not as much but that’s a very long conversation. No she’s my wife she’s mine. If you have a problem, you come talk to me.” says Lem.

“ no and then that’s where we have to be grownups and realize you could probably kill people.” says Iran.

“ oh yes, and there’s no super secret gave method to get at me you know that I’m straight and it’s almost like it’s a different conversation anyway but no there’s no way to sodomize me into giving up my wife if someone did that to me, they would that would be there is no God anymore and there still is God God still exist and so no he would never allow you to sodomize me for eternity just to destroy me get my wife or whatever it is you have a problem with.” says Lem. “I don’t think you gentlemen have a problem with that in America. It is a problem because Bobby and the Kennedys have some bizarre notion that they’ve got the secret super kryptonite for Superman to throw him off his horse and kill him and get them and get his wife through homosexuality because they’ve got me but they really don’t.”

“ so moving right along, then who is confused?” says Syria.

“ this confusion that they have that they’ve somehow caught me through homosexuality is a part of the reason why Putin is unconquerable. and his they don’t understand what they’re even doing. They just keep thinking that a drone and China’s financial problems will somehow you know I’ll give them the big bucks and make them win the war of sex and it’s just so disgustingly stupid.

But it’s insane but anyway so they have very serious problems of him and him. I don’t know what else to say who is it that’s convinced that you know I don’t know that I can be gay or something Bobby and his family probably a lot of liberals a lot of Democrats a lot of people, but not everyone is utterly convinced of that, but a lot of people are in and unfortunately they probably think well maybe Rhonda something but then if you leave the United States, you find a decent number of men who think that maybe I could’ve been straight and who Phyl a little bit uneasy being so presumptuous either because they’re bisexual or because they’re straight and they just think this is actually kind of weird because he looks like me And I’m a straight man in France and I can see what she’s talking about when she says that Jack looks gay and so because they’re living in reality and so is she they go oh he might’ve been straight and that’s Europe that’s Asia the same extent that’s Millies but America has not gotten the memo yet that people might actually look gay.” says Lem.