“Meet Erin” by Lem

You’re not “an Erin” (The New Woman) unless if you look almost exactly like her. Yes. Uncle Frankie Baby is very…particular.

Toxic by Britney Spears plays.

With saggy, B-cup-cylinder-boobies…a thick waste…narrow thighs…broad shoulders…thin longish teeth…thin lips…but an overall pretty-enough look…Erin is “overlord” Uncle Frankie Baby’s NEW WOMAN.

What’s a New Woman? Well…it’s a Biblical reference to The New Man. The redemption of Adam. Except for Satanists. Or “Saturday-Satanists” in the Illuminati. (The Satanist equivalent of a lukewarm Christian.)

Flat assed. Ugly hands. Oversized nose. Stringy, frizzy hair. Thick, unfortunate, make-up. All of that: Uncle Frankie Baby apparently loves in a woman. And being a chauvinist narcissist he doesn’t think his subjective feelings could ever influence him. And possibly being from the lower class and average looking he’s too stupid to realize, again, that his sexual desires aren’t “BRIGHT.” As in, useful to society at large. No the middle class often thinks that they are “illuminated” when they’re not…and yet it’s not usually that much of a problem…except it is in America. In case you’re lost it’s too complicated to explain this “Illuminated” and “bright” in depth at this time. Maybe later. Basically it’s a Satanist’s or New Age person’s way of explaining what it means to be truly anointed by God to lead.

Frizzy, awkward hair? Yes. Erin has that. So…why…would Uncle Frankie Baby fall for her? Ha! Let’s watch:

Tangerine (Live) plays.

In 2016 when the Illuminati was auditing Erin, so to speak, after they’d had enough of Diego and Chris using telepathy with Erin to contact Lacey…this is what Uncle Frankie Baby “saw” when he stalked Erin using a top Illuminati psychic.

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Erin woke-up early. Flat haired. Just okay looking. But…she was happy.

Erin brushed her teeth with a sort of unaware, awkward silliness. Which is actually backward and ugly but also cute to Uncle Frankie Baby. It looked like she was giving the toothbrush oral sex or digging for something in a flooded cave but…to him…it was AMAZING.

When she later took a shower he was flabbergasted by her sexual shame. Yes. Shame. …Coming from a lower middle class background Erin grew-up ashamed of her normal sexual desires.

Meet Virginia by Train plays.

She makes jokes about her normal, healthy, sexuality. Because it embarrasses her.

So she accidentally seduced Uncle Frankie Baby. Because he too feels deeply ashamed of his natural sexual attractions to women, as a man. They’re both paralyzingly, hilariously embarrassed to be heterosexuals.

Erin is not “Virginia.”

But to Uncle Frankie Baby she was charming.

“Is that a real Rolex? Oh my gosh!” she said when she first met him in person.

“That’s OK you’ll get one yourself someday.” said Uncle Frankie Baby.

He stalked her for about a month every day for an hour, with a Black female psychic in the Illuminati. He’d watch her shower. He’d watch her shave her legs. He’d watch her wash her hair. He’d watch her drink her morning coffee with a wet head that harkened back to her days in high school running track.

“Wow!

My daughter is a little younger than her so I get lectured on the virtues of authenticity almost all of the time. I am gobsmacked by her beauty in her authenticity.” he said, over-the-moon to the psychic helping him stalk her.

The psychic like a Woody Allen character laughed in the particular way he often makes his characters laugh when they’re in awkward but hilarious conversations.

“Is that a real Rolex?” Erin asked Uncle Frankie Baby for the second time when she was high. At MSNBC after a taping.

And that’s when he decided to take pity on her and explain to her, next to the water, under the stars at Lake Placid what it means to be the New Woman.

That was eight years ago.

*Casi laughs*