“So That’s It!” by Lem

“This is really enlightening and I’m getting pissed off as a southerner but I’m not mad necessarily. I’m just getting pissed off because part of me feels angry at Lacey for reasons that she doesn’t understand and that might just be evil on my part and then part of it is that I’m actually angry for a reason.” says Patience.

They wait.

“ yeah?” says Charlie.

“ so so I’m mad because I feel like the Nesheim family is annoying as hell and I think Casi if she wasn’t a narcissist would-“ says Patience.

“ no patients were from old money in the 1700s were silversmiths and I don’t understand where you think you are that person that is absolutely insane.” says this man

“ can we have that too though?” says Casi.

“ no, you don’t not like us no you just don’t. That is just scientific factual reality. I’m sorry get a fucking grip get a clue no you don’t.” says the CIA on behalf of the Nesheims.

“ do you know Lacey no will have to write a blog post at some point explaining our grander but I think right now you’re too angry and narcissistically offended and have been for about a decade to hear it and cognitively understand.” says this man

“ were you better looking in person Matthew?” asks the CIA.

“ yes I grew up in a family were having yellow teeth in the photograph was just not a big deal. Would you like her to photo shot by a bitch I could we could do that you’d be surprised but no I am better looking tonight than you probably think.” says Matt.

“ but the even though that looks more like him he’s better looking at them out and that comes through in the first picture. It’s almost it’s funny how delicate I am the same way, but it’s funny how it’s like so delicate that you can’t move anything around and yet you want to because there are flaws.” says Lacey.

“ let’s try again.” says Patience.