“What Kind of Gun” by Lacey Banks and Lem

As It Was by Harry Styles plays.

1:05

“Answer the phone.” says Pat Wilson.

“What kind of kills.” says Marilyn.

Dangerous by Big Data plays.

“It’s not ignorance you lying little pieces of egotistical shit.” says Lacey. “Stop imitating me Miranda, you ugly bitch.”

“That’s Miranda from Sex And The City. This isn’t what they say it is. They are obviously in alliance with pedophiles!! …It goes back to Stonewall!

David Thorstad learned how to protest at Stonewall. Let me ask him.” says Lacey. “They’re a fringe element in the LGBTQ+ community but it’s not that fringe.”

“I actually think Lacey is an absolutely delightful gem of a person. If I had met her in person, we would’ve actually been good friends.

I don’t fight with her. I disagree with her.

No, really. Her father molested her and he was a gentleman about it. You people are imbeciles!

He was as gentlemanly as he could be, with his derangement issues that are both related and unrelated to his pedophilia. Which means that essentially he just let her go because she just didn’t seem interested in a long-term relationship and he wasn’t just some sort of con-artist loser.

I was not 100% evil. I’m sorry and I’m proud to say both.

That all being said yes, I did. I’m afraid I did learn how to protest at Stonewall. For years I thought I was homosexual. But turns out I was actually slightly bisexual and mostly just a pedophile.

No, I would’ve had fun. Actually, her father has too. Just sitting and talking with her drinking coffee having conversations she’s extremely intellectual and I am too. We could’ve been friends.

In all honesty there was no real relationship though. I’m sorry we are just nuts. She was actually right and that’s OK though. I don’t mind being wrong in relation to her but a lot of you do for reasons that aren’t related to pedophilia…which is what Brady made off. Was trying. …And didn’t quite happen, but no, I would’ve actually might’ve been wrong in relation to her. I like…I actually like her. I wouldn’t mind being wrong in relation to her.

If she had married Michael Rockefeller, we would have had talks because I would’ve approached him, and he would’ve had to explain and she would’ve had to explain that it wasn’t like that between them, and I would’ve insisted that they were in absolute heaven together, and they just didn’t understand the nature of the beauty of their relationship, and I was here as a goodwill messenger from God to help them have more fun and enjoy themselves as they were created.

But they both would’ve said no that’s not the nature of our relationship and both Michael and Lacey are basically impossible to deal with so I would’ve thought forget it I could be wrong they could be wrong but one of us has to be wrong. Int that funny?

Do you know Seay we got along with you guys and you both lied and didn’t lie about our role in the community. I was a gay rights activist originally and then I became a pedophilic activist, but I was never necessarily pure evil, and she knows that more than other people to possibly she’s not a stupid person get a grip.

But she’s just right and I am just wrong you know it’s very simple really no way but the sad truth is it is wrong. It is nuts and a lot of people who are investing in it who are gauging on it aren’t doing it with any sort of good intention they’re doing it very hatefully very sadistically and very egotistically. Which is why it’s taken off into this multi million dollar industry and use it because it’s not just about free love not anymore and it never could be about free thought because it really was just insane and evil but it never it was never about that to these people potentially or if it was, they lost that message years ago I think Michael Jackson was black. I think he hated himself, and I think he secretly hated life and he was a pedophile, and I think that part of himself was some thing that he struggled with MMI normal or not print smarter than 12 a lot of people like that can be and you know that the thing is sometimes they hate themselves. Sometimes they don’t. Michael Jackson hated himself And Michael Jackson died.

Michael Jackson believed that if you molested kids with us, it was, it was this old lace glove that it could keep him from experiencing it as much because it was rough on them, but it wasn’t rough for you. So he saw it as a sort of purification ritual, and what you could protect them from getting confused, unless if there was genuine, romantic love, which is impossible, but he thought that maybe he could assess the situation if he tried that like if I do this with this person and they fall in love with me maybe there’s some thing there and people are just crazy and they’re not allowing some thing that is real But it’s not real it’s just insanity and evil and so he kind of lost his mind because some people hated him for trying so hard to be a godly and P are in a sense and then other people hated them for doing it and then other people just ate it up. I guess I don’t know but he was not safe because he was right on the fringe of everything right on the edge and I don’t think, he knew how to protect himself in the end so he just ended up dead.

The thing is, she’s right again I have to say because it’s just common sense possibly to say it it really doesn’t. I know it really is insanity and evil there’s nothing normal or safe or decent about pedophilia there really isn’t. It’s complete bullshit and I am furious and end and grieving the fact that she could’ve married Michael if that’s possible it really is angry in to me because I could’ve done so many good things to help people and warn them that I didn’t do.

No, not bad people good people people who needed to figure out before it was too damn late that there could be some thing a little often are thinking, because if I wasn’t per evil, I might’ve had some good intentions and so I needed to figure that out but I didn’t get a chance and it makes me angry.

So it just makes me angry, and I’m coping with it, but it pisses me off as a Minnesota. It pisses me off.

And right now as I’m writing this, she has a toothache. She’s fighting with her husband and she might have to have another root canal because her dentist fucked up her cavity. You people are desperate to kill her but she’s not Michael Jackson she doesn’t have a pedophilia problem. Her name is Lacey if she doesn’t wear gloves like that I mean if it if she did, it would’ve been the same thing I don’t understand why not her kids crying

No I’m talking through a woman who’s half dad and half alive and our kids are being protected from Terrace or somethings weren’t Muslims. I don’t know anyways the thing is it’s a total mess and I just don’t understand why are you people can’t just get this it’s obvious that we are part of the LGBTQ plus community. We are either there a dirty little secret, where ammunition or is a myriad of different things They’re pure evil. You can’t assume that we’re not part of that well, I was alive. Maybe there would’ve been a little bit of wiggle room some people you know, went along with it some people did it as gentle people as ladies and gentlemen Al Franken might be kind of a part of that crowd, but those people are dying off the people who intellectually could cognitively have the discussion like me, and the people who are unfortunately like actresses in Hollywood, who just are looking for us of seen you know looking for a quick fuck, their ego testicle it’s not just about love and mercy and God no it’s about their egos and pure evil.” says David Thorstad. 

“ no my kids are safe and they’re actually quite safe. He was just merely here for a minute. God made agreement with me that we would be protected if he talks for me and my kids and I are fine if you’re Catholic and you don’t think the pope knows what he’s talking about. Do you pray for him because I have a feeling he’s not in the best place in purgatory.” says Lacey.

2:49

And the song ends.

Later.

“Why are people so into guns?” asks Lacey.

“You know…I don’t know.” says the CIA.

“They kill people.” says Hamas.

“Not that well.” says Lacey.

She thinks.

“I love the idea of firing one.” says Lacey.

“Oh. Well…women do sometimes. It’s called penis envy.” says the CIA.

“Penises don’t fire.” says Lacey. “They extract and emit.”

Someone tries to suffocate her.

“We betrayed you.” say the good-looking Jews to Lacey Banks.

“WHY!?” says Kid Cann.

“Because!! You’d do it.” they say.

“NO!!! Not in this situation.” he says.

“But we’re just like you. That’s what the Kennedys said.” say the living Jews to Kid Cann.

“WHEN!?” he says.

“I should buy a gun.” says Lacey. “For self-defense.”

“Well…they’re not safe.” says a Republican.

“Where do you even buy one?” says Lacey.

She yawns.

“So…you can buy them online.” says her cousin Keith.

“How easy is that really though?” says Lacey.

“Mm…kinda easy.” says Keith.

“Lacey. What are we talking about?” asks Mary Richardson.

“She’s HOTT!” says Matt Nesheim laughing.

Awkward silence.

“No. I’m just kidding.” says Matt.

“Let’s change the topic.” says Lacey.

Awkward silence.

“So! Let’s hear more from George Bush.” says Lacey.

“I’m okay. Financially. And I had long-term plans. But at that moment I was…weak.” he says.

“No. I empathize.” says Lacey. “So you just let it go?”

“Yeah.” he says.

“And we did. We reassured him that all was well.” says a rich pedophile.

“Yeah. They said it was so fringe. And not that big of deal.” says George Bush.

“Did that create the housing crisis?” asks a reader.

“Yes.” says David Thorstad. “Evil watching evil? Good luck! It was too much evil.”

“George…WHO THE FUCK…were you talking to!?” says a Republican pedophile, reading her blog.

He winces. And thinks. Closes his eyes. Takes a deep breath.

A woman starts crying.

“Who DO YOU THINK!?” says George Bush.

Later.

“So Mean Girls aren’t heartless zombie ghouls…but they did sell out?” says Lacey.

“Yup.” says Margy.

“It was…Jeffrey Epstein?” says Lacey to George Bush.

He is quiet.

“The Kennedys?” says Lacey.

He gets very serious.

“Dude!! WHO WAS IT!?” asks a witch.

A few moments later.

“Donald Rumsfeld.

*Lux Aeterna by Clint Mansell & Kronos Quartet plays.*

And a few other advisers.

Who did they talk to?

Condi Rice.

Who did she talk to?

Her advisers.

Who did they talk to?

The BLACKS.

*2:12*

The Black community knew. …And so did Donald Rumsfeld. …He had…so many connections.” says George Bush.

Lacey smiles.

3:38

The song ends.

“Erin. Are you psychotic?” asks the CIA.

“If there’s an Illuminati…yeah.” says Erin. “I wasn’t ready to be included in the Discussion. Okay?

I felt like such trash. Everyone was so much damn better than me. And so I leaned a little too far into a habit I picked up at Notre Dame. I lied. I lied first and foremost to myself. And…I told myself I was ‘A Samantha.’ Like the American Girls doll. Not the character from the television show. …The doll.

And I…lost my mind. Okay? I literally am not in touch with reality anymore. I feel…rich…and pretty…and ultimately extremely superior to EVERYONE.” she says. “It started out with me saying…’No. This can’t be. And then it progressed to me saying, ‘I know what it is! I’m RICH.’ …And I’ve not felt the same…ever since.”

“So…you found out from Al Sharpton?” Matt asks George Bush.

“Yes.” he says.

“Right. And…the Kennedys. And…Jeffrey Epstein. But just…very indirectly.

Why don’t you think they’re responsible? Or do you?” asks Matt.

Erin dances. Crying. She claws at the air. Mascara dripping down her cheeks.

“Because I had no idea they were…that involved.” says George Bush.

“How could they not be!??” says Lacey.

“That much?” says George.

Lacey thinks. “Because…they’re just too…nice.”

Coleridge plays.

“They’re not that nice.” says Lacey.

Later.

“Yeah.” says George Bush.

“They’re losers.” says Lacey.

“They are.” says Tsar Putin.

“I resent being associated with the Kennedys!” says Al Sharpton.

“Sorry.” says Lacey. She places him even farther away from them.

“I’m just gonna say it. This here. Bitch. Is not a bitch. If there’s reincarnation she is not a black woman, but she is a close relative of ours.

I know I do not mean that she’s more of an ape than we are.

She’s just different. I don’t know where people go a little lighter than us. Significantly, lighter whatever that’s not something that we necessarily have to worry about right now OK?

I see Lacey gets the creeps from me too but she listens to my name. I say, ‘I’m Al Sharpton.’ and she thinks, ‘Oh, that’s Al Sharpton!’ and then she talks to me like I’m a normal person. 

So she could lose all of her teeth theoretically speaking because the tooth that is loose right now or is decaying is a necessary tooth. She’s lost like four teeth since having her teeth straightened by an inapt dentist and being thrown down the stairs by Joe Kennedy Junior. Maybe there is some anger at her for some German ancestry but she’s not a Nazi at least not right away. And I don’t think she would’ve ever slaughtered the Jews unless if that’s what God would’ve asked of her so let’s just let that one go for now.

So, so hold on. She is literally being suffocated and tormented by demons working on behalf of a lot of creepy people.

So, my my friend here she knows that if she has all of her teeth taken out like Patience Wolf she’s going to end-up probably choking on her food because she has to fight every day not to. These people are that obsessed both dead and alive. And what I am concerned about is that my little friendly sharpshooter over here from the Banks family is thinking of shooting her whole family and herself because they’ve been putting her through a bloody holocaust.

If that bitch does that, and we start dying quickly and being blown-up and I see you in three years in Heaven and we laugh about this moment you will have to explain the joke to me because I wasn’t looking forward to having a heart attack..I wasn’t looking forward to having a stroke or cancer, but I would think that would be more appropriate than being blown-up.” he says.

“Well you’re right that would be more appropriate, far more appropriate and that’s definitely something I have to consider if that was ever something I considered, but wouldn’t you rather just be blown-up? Wouldn’t that be preferable?” says Lacey.

“I got to be honest with you yes I would be. I would be happy to not have to suffer and just go quick, but it just seems kind of lazy.” says Al.

“Then I’ll save my bullets and bombs for kids and let tough guys like you live and die of the nuclear fallout.

Is that what I should do with men like you? Just let you die of the nuclear fallout instead of the bomb itself?” says Lacey.

“I’m not saying that I have to die of the nuclear fallout Lacey.

I’m just saying just take your time if you shoot your whole family…if you shoot yourself and everyone goes real fucking quick…God bless you it’s been nice knowing you…if you ever have to do that some day. And yeah I don’t know but if you ever decide to end the world after you’re at peace with your family…just take your time with me. I’d like to work a few things out before I go.” says Jesse Jackson on behalf of Al Sharpton.

“Well I think most people in my situation if this is actually happening and not just fiction would probably come to that conclusion…if their kids were being tortured or stolen from them or if there was that sort of threat, they’d probably come to that conclusion. The conclusion that maybe they need to just start killing their kids as you probably know, there were a great many Jewish women who who did kill their children in The Holocaust to save them from being tortured because they came to the conclusion that it’s better to be dead than alive. There are worse things than death. That’s a very grim, vile reality. It’s probably the end of the line really…so if this wasn’t fiction, I would probably say that yeah at this point in the story-at this point in the blog…we are at our end and subway. There is no more grace being extended to certain people. The grace has come to an end.” explains Lacey.

Lux Aeterna by Clint Mansell & Kronos Quartet plays.

And at that three more people die of suicide.

“Oh my God!

I’m so confused!

So when Lacey speaks she talks like JFK. I thought maybe that’s really who she was. I didn’t realize she was channeling a dead person. Could you please explain to me what is it when a person channel a dead person!??” asks the CIA very seriously, totally freaking out.

This plays.

“See…I’m not really into necromancy legally speaking based on what it is by definition. I do not do necromancy. I am not into necromancy, potentially at all I never have been, but I don’t know if God cares about that because he’s not into the gallery, he’s into the heart of the matter and he LOVES…because he’s a worthless disgusting bitch as you represented him to me.” says Lacey to America.

5:40 of The Last Man plays.

The song ends.

Henry Plainview plays.

“You don’t think I’d shoot my own family? Oh! I’d have three guns loaded. And hidden.” says JD Rockefeller. “She’s just not a man. She’s a very pretty woman.”