“I Got Offended” by Lem

“I made a bit of a mistake. On my pointer finger. But it’s Hermes. And it’s fine.” says Lacey.

“But they’re going to think that’s unsophisticated.” explains Barbara Streisand to Lacey. “It’s your cuticles. And the shape.”

“But it’s Hermes. And I like the shape.” says Lacey.

“But it’s not…right.” says Barbara.

“No. It’s not. But…I like it.” says Lacey.

“WHY!?” says Barbara.

“It’s kind of pretty.

See…I actually hate painted nails. I think it looks idiotic. …PAINTED…NAILS??!?

BUT…I think a touch of color is kind of amusing to the eye? Like…a whiff of perfume. Just a whiff. But it’s color. So…I like a shorter, natural shape…painted.” says Lacey.

“But…the style is to wear it a certain way.” says Ethel.

“WHY!? WHY DO WE HAVE TO!??” says Lacey, ready to start fighting.

Nothin’ by N. O. R. E plays.

Lacey listens to the beat. “WHY!?” says Lacey. “I refuse their oppression.”

“How long have you been resisting the repression?” asks Africa of Lacey.

“Since early childhood, possibly. I realized they were just molesting us.” says Lacey.

“You’re right.” says Africa.

“I know it’s not everyone. I’m not molesting my kids. But I mean in a more…nationalist sense.” says Lacey.

“Who you at it with?” says Africa.

“Norway, originally.” says Lacey. “But some of them checked-out. So I called a cease-fire.” says Lacey. “But I’m still on the beat.”

“So who’s it now?” asks Africa.

“You?” says Lacey, dancing like an Ancient Egyptian and smiling. “You know I don’t respect that.”

“Yes. I doubt it’s us.” says Africa.

“Nah. You fine.” says Lacey backing up and spreading out her arms. Waiting for them to shoot first. “Lovers?”

“Nah. I ain’t fighting.” says Africa.

Lacey bows if she’s Scotia. In Christ.

Africa dances. Lacey joins them and they do a victory dance in Christ.

“Oops. I done done done it again.” says Satan.

“How long does this go on?” says Lacey, extremely annoyed, to God.

“Yeah. You can barely understand why we’re here at all.” says God to Lacey.

“Not that Africa isn’t beautiful.” says Lacey to Africa.

God sorts everything out.

Lacey cries if she’s reincarnated, in Africa. And they know to leave her alone and let her just be okay. Out in the desert. Safely.

The song ends.

“So…I hate your nails.” say Alisha.

“Why?” says Lacey.

“They’re just all wrong.” says Alisha.

“Why do I have to care?” says Lacey.

“Because you’re rich.” says Alisha.

“SO!?” says Lacey.

A Beautiful Mine by RJD2 plays.

“This is what you want!” yells Maria Callas at Lacey.

“YES! Except…I’m genuinely worried it’s unsanitary.” says Lacey.

“Why?” says Maria.

“Gardening? Cleaning very messy things around the house. And just general bacterial growth. Bacteria is everywhere, of close to it. And I’m worried it grows under the nails. Especially when they’re inhibited by chemicals from the polish. Any sort of natural antiseptic quality in the nail might be hampered by the toxicity of the polish.” says Lacey.

“You’re right!” says Africa, laughing.

“So if there’s reincarnation you just came back to try to clean up the mess you made in Africa?” says an African woman to Lacey.

Time Is The Enemy by Quantic plays.

“Yes!!” says Lem.

“Sure enough.” says Lacey. “We cared!”

“What bothered you?” she says.

Later.

“What bothered me?” says Lacey. “Ahh…if there’s reincarnation…ALL THE DEATH.”

“In Africa?” says an African man, laughing.

“Yes. …Back then I thought life was beautiful. And God was…supreme…

Not that God isn’t supreme. But I felt as though…we had exalted Him high enough. On Earth. To really matter. Like we’d really gotten somewhere. …And so…it made sense to go back and do something. You know? Really help. Because…it was just an…inch away. You know? Just…inches off. And if we could just reach out and grasp it…we’d REALLY get somewhere.

Kingdom of Heaven on Earth indeed. Great Britain’s best love…our noblest intentions. For everyone.

And…turns out there is no reincarnation? Maybe. But what if…? Right? …So there’s your ‘what if.’” says Lacey.

Any Other Name by Thomas Newman plays.

“Red like blood.” says a Muslim man.

“YES! But also just red.” says Lacey. “Just the color RED.”

They think.

“WHY is blood red?” asks Lacey.

1:56

The song plays.

“Does it intimidate spirits?” asks a witch.

“IT MIGHT!” says Lacey.

“Then somebody is obviously enabling Jack!” says Dr. Moritz, rolling his eyes in boredom. “Gee…who could it be?”

“Huh. I wonder if it’s his living family?“ says Lacey.

“Yeah! That makes sense.” says Dr. Moritz. “BUT THEY ARE ALIVE! And there’s SO MANY OF THEM!”

“WOW! I bet he can really manifest!” says Lem.

“YEAH. That makes sense.” says Dr. Moritz.

The song ends.

The song restarts.

“Wow! …Do you think it could also be Satan and other dead people? And demons?” says Dr. Moritz.

“YUP!” says Lem. “I BET!”

“Huh. Wow! …That’s bound to cause chaos!” says John Belter.

Lacey yawns.

“YEAH! IT SURE IS!” says Lem.

“I WONDER IF YOU COULD TELL THIS ALREADY BY READING MY BLOG!?” says Lacey.

“WE DID!!” says Dr. Moritz.

“YEAH! HUH!” says Lem.

The song ends.

“SO…IF LACEY WAS REINCARNATED I BET SHE’S SCOTIA!?” says Lem.

“YEAH!!” says Dr. Moritz.

“DID WE EVER THEOLOGICALLY FIGURE OUT WHETHER OR NOT THERE’S REINCARNATION?” says Lacey.

“NOPE!!!” yells Dr. Moritz, losing his temper (even more.)

“DID WE EVER FIGURE OUT WHY DIEGO AND CHRIS THINK KILLING ME MAKES SENSE?” says Lacey.

“NO!!” yells Lem. “THEY REFUSE TO EXPLAIN!”

“Why?” asks Dr. Moritz, genuinely baffled as a genuine intellectual.

“Because if we explain it ruins it!” says Chris Hayes from the afterlife.

“NOT REALLY!?” says Dr. Moritz.

“Nah. That’s cheap shit. They already know!” says Erin.

“NO WE DO NOT!!!” bellows John Belter.

“Is it might makes right?” Africa asks Chris Hayes patiently. “Or all you cheap losers pulling a Richard Nixon?”

“Yeah.” says John Belter. “Sometimes I wonder.”

Cerezo Rosa by Pérez Prado plays.

“SO!!! CAN YOU TELL US!??” says John Belter to MSNBC.

“NO!!!” screams MSNBC.

John Belter panics the same way Lacey did.

Erin giggles. Claps her hands. But also looks offended and scared. As does Rashida Jones. Chris twerks to the music to be funny.

“WHAT THE FUCK!??” screams Dr. Moritz, on behalf of Germany.

“NO! It makes sense!!!” pleads, Peter Thiel.

“NOT REALLY!” screams Cambridge, in real exasperation.

“So is it a Richard Nixon?” says Lacey.

“No!” says Chris Hayes.

Lots of Germans and German-Americans (possibly including Lacey to some degree) roll their eyes and half doze off in exasperation, boredom, and exhaustion.

The music ends.

Lupita by Pérez Prado plays.

The song plays.

“ Chris I guarantee you they if they know it’s very foggy for them they’re not really getting it and I think it’s kind of just time at this point to explain what it is that you and Diego were trying to express by doing everything you’ve done Diego‘s interpretation was that he felt that given his background and given where he was mentally that he was just trying to end everything he’s communicated that to us in the psychic community that’s what he said But that’s not you what is it that you and Aaron and the so-called bat crew and MSNBC and possibly lots of other people in the illuminati although maybe not everybody what is it that you believed that you were doing starting this mess up almost a decade ago what is it that you thought you were doing?” says a psychic.

“ I think Peter thinks that people know and that they’re lying about it and I’m starting to wonder if that’s not the case so so either we’re not real and Jack just conjured everybody either from the real illuminati and this isn’t Taft real and not at the same time or him it’s not real and she’s just talking to ghosts and demons and some of them are very evil people or it’s possible that if there is a illuminati that that we were really just trying to insult Lacey OK?” says Chris.

“ and then why would you have to kill her?” says a psychic.

“ from the idea would’ve been to sort of put her in her place and get her to capitulate that she’s just fucking shit compared to me.” says Chris Hayes.

“ yeah, that was the idea to get her to just capitulate that she was fucking shit compared to all of us now she has huge narcissistic ego problems that we’re not the ones with any sort of mental health issues that she’s the one with all the problems.” says Erin.

“ how Chris how is it that everyone thinks that you’re that I’m beneath you that doesn’t really actually add up with reality I’m sorry, so how does everyone think that?” says Lacey.

“ but I will say there’s a Christian interpretation where nobody is beneath anybody well aware of that interpretation that’s kind of a little humanist I’m aware of that but you’re claiming you’re just superior to me and Aaron and everyone at MSNBC Lacey you really are claiming that!?” says Chris, very animated.

“You people are pseudo-intellectual dogs from Hell compared to me that’s your answer you dim witted fuck!” says Lacey with almost no caveats.

“ even Rachel Maddow!?” says Chris.

“ Rachel is a prostitute bitch! Ahh…fuck yeah!” says Lacey, trying to speak their language.

“ that’s mean you can’t say that because then you’re better than me too and I’m really hurt to you and that’s not allowed you’re not allowed to hurt people you’re not allowed to hurt people that’s evil that’s wrong you’re not allowed to do that that’s not allowed that’s not loud that’s not loud that’s not allowed!” says Alisha.

“ so you really believe you’re superior to me even though you’re possibly worth more than me you’re better looking than me you’re kinder than me you’re more intelligent than me you’re from a higher class to make you a better person than me do you think you’re better than me?” says Chris Hayes to Lacey.

“ Chris I’m a Christian and I’m also somebody who has a sane mind and doesn’t go around picking stupid fights with people like you. I don’t know why you and Diego thought that that made sense but yes I am superior to you genetically possibly I don’t know what it is that you people are looking for I’m sorry Pedegree might matter to some degree not not unequivocally not in every situation, but with me specifically it does matter I am probably superior to everyone at MSNBC, I don’t know what it is you’re looking for an actually I don’t really have a superior attitude necessarily at all I really don’t necessarily I think you’re just intimidated by my actual superiority and then you think I have a superiority attitude when really you’re lying dog you can’t fucking figure out reality. I actually am superior that’s not an attitude. That’s what you’ve never figured out this entire time. I’m not faking it and what you’re offended by is reality not my attitude.” says Lacey to Chris Hayes.

“ that I think you’re just a bitch!” says Alisha to Lacey.

“ how am I a bitch Alisha?” says Lacey.

“ because that’s the attitude that I sensed from you was that you’re just kind of a bitch.” says Lacey.

“ it’s possible that’s the best I could do to try to relate to people because there wasn’t a great way to explain myself or try to fit in or something I might not really be a bitch. I might just be someone that isn’t good at communicating their idea of themselves that’s real so I’ve raised myself if my father was born 1894 Alicia I’m not really in the right generation genetically, so the social cues are way off for me and I’m trying to figure out a way to explain myself to people but there’s not a great example for me to follow even amongst my peers and so I have no idea what it is that I’m supposed to be saying it’s a little baffling to me and so I may have if there is reincarnation resorted to going back to my previous life and in that life I had with I was from the British aristocracy like the actual British aristocracy but I’m a little ditzy and I don’t know that so I’m basically a real British aristocrat if there’s ring carnation as far as I can tell possibly I am a real British aristocrat. My uncle are great grandfather had a title in Scotland like a real actual authentic genuine British title not what are those stupid ones for five cents you can buy but like we really were real aristocrats in the peerage we were actual aristocrats and that’s my family so if there’s reincarnation, that’s that’s the headspace that I meant I am a bit of a ditz it’s possible that I don’t realize how offensive I am to people and I’m sorry if I’ve been offense offensive in a genuinely offensive way, but you know I’m doing the best I can I’ve had an absolutely hellish life so I’ve resorted to being this way partially out of necessity, you know, and in a sort of chaotic state, and this was the best I could come up with maybe you would experience the same thing if you were incarnated you start regressing too much trauma too much separation from the present reality and you actually start regressing if you’re reincarnated you do you start but yeah if there’s rain carnation out of my brain is just possibly ridiculously regressed back to my previous life and so I am sorry in it it’s supposed to the sun supposed to they see I’m thinking like a kid because if there’s been carnation sweet, I’ve actually had a really traumatic life. I’m not faking it it’s profoundly traumatic, but I am incredibly tough Person so dumb very unusually intelligent and then what my father help me for five minutes that was first born so I’m OK if I’m illegitimate I guess but basically you know I am but then somehow you know I ended up going back to my previous life, if there’s a incarnation and eight I don’t know what else to say. I don’t know where you want to see it that’s the problem I want to start just killing people or declaring war and Putin might understand me because we don’t know what the hell you people even want from us at the time possibly OK in Russia he probably does. He’s a smart man he’s a good leader I have to think he understands people. But I’m not in Russia and I haven’t talk to him yet. If you wanna know the truth, it was been very funny if they sent me over there instead of Tucker Carlson to speak with him you would’ve probably found out what was really going on but you might not have been able to follow an inch of it intellectually Historians in the future if the world doesn’t fall apart completely or in the past, might have watched what we were saying and thought and thought oh that makes sense that makes a ton of sense but that’s not where we are right now and he’s obviously gone through trauma as well, and so, even though I could talk to him as myself And being out of time him as an adult Aleksey me as an adult Lacey who we’re both aristocrats we could probably talk have a wonderful conversation and some people with all of it and some people were not but we would really I’ve got to the bottom of things darn it, that would’ve been fun.

Not really it would’ve been absolute delight, but oh well.

It might not even been romantic and I had just been a really lovely conversation but that’s not what happened and I think Tucker Carlson might’ve been trying to do his best to do his part to sort of explain some sort of some sort of upper middle upper class perspective possibly upper class he did his best and hopefully it worked. I hopefully someone understood it. Putin was saying I kind of did I kind of got some idea what he’s aiming at I think Joe Biden does too if he’s still with us, I think I think he thought that Putin really is trying to reestablish to the Russian empire, and to be honest, I would say I’ve course you are why wouldn’t you do that that makes complete sense to me. It’s an honor thing it’s about integrity. It’s about decency it’s about what’s right and I would. I would obviously instantly understand his perspective on that why would you do that? No, I’m sorry there is no well but well but well, but he’s in charge he put himself in charge. He’s a good leader him, and frankly that well but well, but well, that nonsense could be how he thinks his family ended up dead.

There was an endless number of Robert Bell, but well, but Right before they all got shot well but she must stay there well but Sheba sleep well that’s Robert do about Bubba do thatdo you spell Bucktooth at the well but we should do this with that Landon know but that’s not a problem and what about this, but that.

[Someone loses their shit with what Lacey is saying and starts interrupting her here. Here’s what she actually said:

There was an endless number of ‘Well but.’s ‘Well buts.’s. Right before they all got shot. ‘Well but!’ ‘Well but we should do that!’ ‘Well but this…!’ ‘Well but that..!’ There were too many ‘Well buts.’s]

“ if I’m Aleksey she’s absolutely right and I probably would’ve slept with her if you’d sent her here and she’d probably still be here I would’ve never left let her leave the country. No this is true so I am that part would be different and obviously I never slept with Tucker Carlson in case you’re wondering, but no, no no it was difficult talking to him because I I don’t think I don’t think he quite understood.” says Putin.

“ oh, but Alex say that’s imaginary land because I am a mirror housewife and you are a Tsar!” says Lacey.

Later.

“Lacey you had a title.” says Barbara.

“NO! My family did.” says Lacey.

“Alright. So in the aristocratic world she’s me in the Royal Family.” explains Princess Beatrice.

“Pretty close!” says one of her dead relatives, if there’s reincarnation.

“So…she’s a lesser aristocrat. In a sense?” says MSNBC.

“YES! With my fortune!!” yells Lem. “And my estate. That’s $800,000,000. today. And I’m estimating in your favor.” says Lem.

“So you were a rich older English man.” says Maggie Smith.

“Yes! I was her one and only true love.” says Lem.

“WONDERFUL!” says Dr. Moritz.

“YES! HE IS MY EVERYTHING!” says Lacey.

“OH! WOW! OKAY!” says Dr. Moritz.

Chatter.

“SO YOU MIGHT HAVE FOUND THE ILLUMINATI!?” says Dr. Moritz. “ACCIDENTALLY!?”

“YES!” says Lacey.

“OH WOW.

SO CHRIS WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THIS THEN, AGAIN?” says Dr. Moritz.

“I simply wanted to feel less…sexually assaulted by your perfection.” says Chris Hayes to Lacey.

“What!?!?!?!?!?” says Lacey, extremely confused and baffled.

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!??” yells a dead Nazi.

“They’re assaulting us!” says Chris Hayes. “I DON’T WANT TO BE ASSAULTED!”

“By WHOM!?” yells a dead Irish man.

“YOU!” Chris Hayes says to him.

“What in frick are you talking about?” asks the dead Irish man.

“She’s a child molester!” yells Chris.

“AHH…NO SHE IS NOT!” says the CIA and FBI.

“I’m GOD!!!” yells Chris, high on cocaine.

“Oh. You’re psychotic?” asks the dead Irish man of Chris Hayes.

“No!!! We are the chosen ones!” says Chris Hayes, breathing very heavily.

“Ahh…Chris we should be careful.” says JD Vance.

“THEY WILL NEVER SUSPECT US! Nor will they care.” says Chris Hayes.

“JD it’s already on the blog.” says the CIA.

“HE WAS HIGH WHEN SHE WROTE THAT!” (yells) Chris Hayes, smiling.

“SO WHY DID YOU DO THIS!?” says Dr. Moritz to Chris.

“TO ASCEND TO HEAVEN!” says Chris Hayes.

“NO. I WANT A REAL ANSWER OR YOUR DONE!” says Dr. Moritz. “PATIENCE IS WEARING TOO THIN.”

“How about we start from THE BEGINNING!?” says Chris.

They wait.

“I WANT TO GET HER TO CAPITULATE! EAT MY SHIT! AND THEN CEASE TO EXIST! BECAUSE SHE IS PURE EVIL!!!” says Chris Hayes about Lacey.

“Chris…do you want us to take you seriously?” says Dr. Moritz.

“YOU DO!!!” yells Chris.

“Not necessarily.” says Dr. Moritz.

“Fine. You’re a weirdo.” says Chris Hayes. “Ah…I just want her to capitulate!”

“How is she sexually assaulting you?” asks the dead Irish man.

“With HER EYES!!!” yells Chris.

“Wrong.” says the dead Irish man. “She’s not.”

“Okay! Then that’s it!” says Chris.

“WHAT!?” says Dr. Moritz.

“HOW DO POOR PEOPLE…EVER BECOME RICH PEOPLE…WITH HER AROUND? IT HAS TO BE A LIE!” says Chris.

“You can’t. You’re too damn stupid. Usually. But I died for you to have hope.” says Jesus. “Not live a lie.”

“OH MY GOD!!! THAT IS NOT CHRISTIANITY!” yells a very, very angry “bitch” from the white American middle class…at Jesus. She sounds annoying and dumb. But she’s possibly wholly unaware of that.

“No. You’re confused. I’m sorry.” says Jesus to the woman.

“WHAT!? So not Christianity!” she says.

“What is it you were thinking?” says Lacey to the woman.

“Ahh…so…we get to molest and rape you. Because it’s an eye for an eye. But it’s TOTALLY COOL. Mmkay. Because…IT IS ALLOWED. AN EYE…FOR AN EYE!!!” she yells like she’s a captain of all world logic.

“When did I take your eye?” says Lacey, very kindly and calmly.

“AHH…A THOUSAND YEARS AGO YOU DUMB BITCH!” she yells at Lacey.

“I NEVER MET YOU A THOUSAND YEARS AGO!” says Lacey.

“THAT is not what that means!!” she says.

“No. That is what that means.” says Jesus Christ. “I was simply describing self-defense.”

“Oh! Like…self-defense.” says the woman. “BUT THAT IS SUCH A SIMPLE CONCEPT!”

“MMM…not really. But…in a way.” says Jesus.

“What is it you thought it meant?” asks Lacey.

“Just that…because I’m poor…and average looking…I’m ALLOWED to destroy all of my enemies. Or anyone who I find even slightly offensive.” says the dead middle class white American woman from the 21st Century.

“Yeah! That seems like common sense!!!” says Nancy.

“It’s not…Christianity.” says Jesus. “Nor is it common sense.”

“But that’s what I think too. So????” says JD Vance.

“That’s not Republican.” says Dr. Billings. “You aren’t a real Republican.” he says to JD Vance.

“Why do you think you’re allowed in Heaven?” Lacey asks the American middle class dead white woman.

“Because I’m…of that religion?!??” she says, baffled.

“But why do you think within the bounds of that religion…you’re allowed in!?!” yells Lacey.

“It’s not about legalities!” she says, enraged.

“Except…IT IS!” says Lacey.

“Oh she’s JEWISH!” says the woman, smirking.

“NOT REALLY!” says Lacey. “WHY SHOULD JESUS GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR MEAN ASS!?”

“I don’t know.” she says.

“THEN YOU ARE IGNORANT!” says Lacey.

“OKAY???” she says.

“SEE…HE SAVED YOU…BECAUSE HE DIDN’T THINK YOU SHOULD JUST HATE PEOPLE WHO IRRITATE YOU MINDLESSLY. DO YOU REALIZE THAT YOU MIGHT SUCK SHIT AS A PERSON??” says Lacey.

“NO!! I AM PERFECT ON MY OWN!!!!!” she bellows.

“Not…at all. Nobody is.” says Lacey.

“Yeah. That is Christianity. Maybe we should start killing Christians.” she says, drooling.

“But then you’d go to Hell?” says Lacey.

“Nope!” she says, like a severely retarded person.

“NO…you would.” says Lacey.

“I’m not going to Hell.” she says, in defiance of God.

Lupita by Pérez Prado plays as she falls endlessly through the air. Twirling. Spinning. For an hour.

And all she does the whole time is look confused. STUPID AS FUCK AND CONFUSED.

She endlessly spins.

“Do you ever capitulate that you’re wrong in regard to Christ and that you needed his salvation because there was something wrong with you or do you genuinely just think that you’re perfect on your own?” Lacey asks her.

She tries to think about it. But struggles. Not because she’s spinning but because she was genuinely profoundly retarded.

“I’m falling.” she says.

“Yup.” says a woman falling next to her.

“Why don’t you just apologize for being sadistic to your doctor? I know you both kidnapped and raped your doctors? You tied them to chairs. And then sodomized them with screwdrivers.” says Lacey.

“ well that’s just what it’s like in Appalachia. See our doctors weren’t prescribing us pain meds and we had asked for them about 12 times. And we’re attics sure opiate attics I’m damn proud of being an opiate addict. My mother is an opiate addict. My grandmother was an opiate addict. My great grandmother was probably one to. I was born with heroin in my veins practically I’m just like JD Vance, so shit I need it I know it’s killing me but see when I die I was going to become a damn goddess of sex and beauty and then come back is Dolly Parton I don’t wanna nothing like that. I don’t want no food I don’t want no happiness I just want to be Dolly Parton. So I just thought well shoot I just don’t even care if I die of heroin or the opiates because if I just don’t wanna come back is Dolly Parton envy be fantastic like Dolly Parton. No, she better than everyone is clear and I’m gonna be there clear in my superiority someday.

So my thought was simply just to get reincarnated and come back is Dolly Parton. And now Jesus is trying to tell me did you say sorry for killing my doctor to get the peanuts and saw the Madison him with a screwdriver that’s all Jesus ascend just say sorry Veronica to say sorry for side miles in your doctor just to get that prescription but I ain’t gonna apologize. Might makes right! I made my way into the doctor. I told him to that chair and I don’t did nothing and he screamed. He was in the hospital And my lawyer paid off the journalist in the local area because my lawyer got money from Donald Trump and the Trump campaign because see if people here how crazy white people can be they ain’t going to be able to use Springfield no more. so so we got money from the Trump campaign and Peter Thiel to pay off the local press and ain’t I won’t find out yet

I know Seay ain’t no one find out when Elsie don’t know who I’m talking to some witch? No say I don’t know who I am fucking talking to some dumb which she’s trying to talk to me and tell me to just apologize to just say I’m sorry Jesus that I didn’t own a pharmaceutical company. Because I’m supposed to just be that rich I guess to get my pain meds I’m just supposed to own some damn pharmaceutical company and then when you try to do your weights and get the pain meds from some doctor and you know you get creative. So I tied my doctor to chair and used a screwdriver and so don’t think I didn’t have to analyze that situation because I did I had to find a screwdriver. And that ain’t easy. I had to find a screwdriver, and I had to find subway in my head to plan tying them up to that chair but I did it and he’s fine he’s alive he recovered but now I’m dead And you ain’t gonna believe why it’s because I used heroin that’s why because I use heroin so I used too much and I haven’t figured it out yet. I can’t call figure out how I did that because it was just normal. It was just like every other time, but somehow this time I died, and I just can’t quite figure out what I did wrong so part of me thinks I just need to try to go back to being alive. Because I can’t figure out how I could possibly be dead. I didn’t make a mistake I didn’t make no mistake when I overdose that was an accident you say and I don’t think I’m at fault I think I just accidentally use a bit too much or it was faulty, heroin and I just don’t think that’s right to hold me accountable for the fact that. I didn’t do what I usually do so don’t know I did so I ain’t got to figure it out yet, but I’m trying to get back to being alive because I just can’t quite figure out how I could possibly be dead.

Hey don’t you know, I’m sorry.

I am not someone to make mistakes.” says the dead white American middle class woman.

God assures Lacey that this woman will eventually be okay. She was a sexual abuse victim and she gave way too much authority to her abuser. Not to survive but rather she admired her abuser as another narcissist. And it confused her. But there are so many evil adults alive today that God is relieved she’s dead as much as He didn’t want her to die of a heroin addiction.

“ OK so Chris we have no fucking clue what it is that you’re trying to do. Is there somebody in the illuminati who knows?” says Lem.

“ so the idea is just to like get her to capitulate.” says Chris.

“ Chris what are you trying to get her to capitulate?” asks Patience.

“Just that I am superior.” he says.