“I AM!” by Lem

“I am superior.” says Chris.

“No. You’re not.” says God. “Neither was Casi.”

“Why did you think you were?” asks Lacey.

“Because I did.” says JFK to Lacey about Lem Billings.

“Jack what could possibly give him that she can’t give him more of?” asks God.

“My sexy clothes!!!” yells JFK.

“She can dress sexy too.” says God.

“NO!” says JFK in disbelief.

“Nope. She can.” says God.

“Okay!?! Ahh…a dick!?” says JFK.

“He has one. And it’s superior to your penis.” says God.

“My inferiority.” says JFK.

“Anal sex?” says God.

“YEAH! Gay sex!” says JFK.

“He doesn’t even want that.” says God. “But you lose that argument anyway.”

“If you don’t tell me why in perfect detail right now…I’m calling you a liar.” says JFK.

“Jack…he didn’t find men attractive. At all. And you did.” says God.

“Okay.” says JFK.

“So…why did you choose to defy me?” asks God.

“Because?” says JFK.

“Lacey I don’t understand your mannerisms.” says an American woman to Lacey.

“So what’s going on right now is that we’re able to suffocate you and you get scared try to access that fear.” says the Illuminati.

“Okay.” says Lacey.

“Are you there in your head?” says the Illuminati. 

“Yes, I am there.” says Lacey.

“What are you thinking?” says the Illuminati, excitedly.

“‘Am I going to die?’” says Lacey.

“There are no other thoughts?

No there’s gotta be more! You’ve gotta be thinking about how hot I am and how inferior you are.

Oh my god that’s totally what happened.” says an actress who’s suddenly super confused.

“No that’s all I’m thinking. It’s just, ‘Am I going to die.’” says Lacey.

“You’re really not thinking we’re super superior?” they say.

“No not in any real way. I’m analyzing that people would think that you are. I’m analyzing that people would think that you are but I don’t think you are. I think you people are totally idiotic dysfunctional nitwits.” says Lacey.

“So it’s really just analysis that were sensing you’re not actually thinking that. You’re just analyzing things and then we’re reading you analyzing things?” says Tim Walz.

“I repeat: I think at large you are all dysfunctional middle-class nitwits. I’m sorry I’m an adult and I’m not actually all that impressed by a lot of you at all.” says Lacey.

“You know can I be honest? She really might not be. We’re maybe not that impressive relatively speaking and I don’t know what you guys are looking for. This is just the reality of the situation.” says Jesse Ventura.

“OK so you’re genuinely not impressed by us. I would expect an incredibly intellectual, astute, possibly disquieting analysis of our flaws put in context fine but we don’t see it that way.” says an Illuminati woman.

“But why does that matter when you’re trying to intimidate me. You people are just like quacks who are into stupid conspiracy theories in trailer parks. You believe your own hype and I’m not like you. I’m not impressed. You cannot force me to be you, you’re a narcissistic bimbo.” says Lacey.

“Oh and I can smell your pot roast because I am psychically able to through messages you sent to me.” she says.

“Oh nice, I realized that which is why sometimes when I have yeast infections and I poop, I breathe deeply, hoping that people like you smell that too because someday when you die, you’ll find out how stupid and nerdy and worthless you seem but you’ll be a little less hurt by it because I warned you about what a fucking dipshit you really are.” says Lacey.

“We could suffocate you and kill you if we kept psychically forcing ourselves to in an exhausting way for about a half an hour, and then you’ll be dead, and you claim you’ll end the world, which given the fact that there’s been a war and a pandemic of historic proportions and two failed US Presidencies, a banking crisis and worldwide unrest, including economic problems in Asia, seems plausible. But because we’re the Illuminati and we know more ipso facto bitch I know…I choose not to believe you, ha ha.” she says.

“OK so I don’t think you’re gonna be able to suffocate me because I just don’t think that’s gonna allow that. I feel very lightheaded and I have a headache right now but I have felt like this countless times from being suffocated by you people over the last two years and Bobby was doing it primarily but right now it seems to be a lot of other people too. I get the sense that Jack is choosing to destroy his energy just to try to maintain power and help you.

If you killed me, which wouldn’t actually be that easy, I would end of the world very systematically and as quickly as possible. And you would regret being born. This conversation would be the most hideous thing of your entire existence, and you would go into a comatose state of denial that you wouldn’t be able to get out of very easily because you’d be so morbidly embarrassed by your stupidity in this moment alone.

I think what happened is that you had some dumb as fuck intellectual concept in your head that you didn’t think through where Chris Hayes was supposed to have been finding out that I was beneath him in this happy way that is sort of narcissistic and yeah and that’s actually my joy not yours And the reason it’s joyful for me is because my family is waiting for me in the upper class. Lem’s is waiting for me in the upper class and for me that’s just love and happiness and joy and going home that’s not what it is for you, but you read that and being dumb ass narcissist you thought that was your joy because you think you’re superior to me and you’re not so you’re stuck all thinking you’re jack and that you’re going to go suck clubs cock like I will when I die And let him penetrate you say no when I say that you don’t want you anymore, I don’t even know if Jack really wanted that so much as he wanted to humiliate him for having a bigger dick than his and a better body overall indeed but I think if you really had to live my life, you might not want it but you’re too stupid to realize that because you’re all a bunch of idiotic V narcissist if you really enjoyed being me I might just stop being me still be me and and that’s the problem you’re going to far you’re finding my actual spirit and then trying to be that but then you know you can’t really do that but you’d also cease to exist. You wouldn’t be yourself anymore. You can’t be two people at once, that’s not Buddhism that’s insanity. You can’t be two people at the same time so you choose to exist and then you just become me but see God created me so that I’d still be mad that doesn’t work just doesn’t work and you keep thinking that you can make it work. It just doesn’t work and then you keep saying you can’t say it doesn’t work you keep saying it does you can’t say it doesn’t work yet you can’t say it doesn’t work that’s insanity but you’re getting high in your spirits, cause you’re a bunch of New Age narcissistic nitwits who are from lower class backgrounds probably almost entirely know it’s gonna work it’s gonna work I can eat potato chips and lose weight. I just gotta take the fencing I get high. It’s OK it’s what you all keep saying.

But the problem is you’re getting high but it’s not reality you’re all insane. You can torture me right now you could get me to die in about a half an hour and then you’re going to find out what that I’m right and I’ll kill my kids tonight and have sex with Lem’s and then you’ll go down as the dumbest most perverse most erotic people to ever live. Yeah that’s what will happen I’m warning you you people will be seen at the scene is the absolute antithesis of every human that’s ever lived. People will hate you, you will go down as the most worthless, embarrassing people to ever live!” yells Lacey.

“ the problem is sweetie she’s right, and I would agree with her. If you kill her using tricks and nonsense I will be very tempted to start a war of epic proportions. I don’t know why, but I have a very strong suspicion that it’s true I will have no respect left for the US at all. I will see you guys as traders to humanity and the US people as by and large victims of a lotta people people like the Kennedys!” says Vladimir Putin.

“OK so you know that makes some sense so I gotta listen to that shit my overlords talking to me so I better listen.” says the American Illuminati.

“ Lacey did you do you look somewhat like Roma Downey but with like more sort of British elite features?” says a woman.

“ yes I’m almost identical to her in some ways and I’ve noticed that since I was a child.” says Lacey.

“ that picture looks like me except I have a different mouth and I might actually be prettier than her. I’m sorry I have a feeling there’s some sort of narcissistic bubble burst bitch slap that’s trying to happen right now and it’s just dumb as fuck this is really what I look like roma downey. I’m sorry, fuck you you Kike.” says Lacey.

“ I do not look like her those photos I’m not that stupid I’m not that Irish and I’m not that poor if I am reincarnated I’m Scottish we doing a lot alike but it’s not identical and I’m clearly better looking than you just going to some people really robot. You’re just a Fien dumb ass bitch in relation to me I’m not the fucking least bit impressed by you and I’m not a narcissist saying that we’ve had this discussion before and this just came out of nowhere. I do look a little bit like you I’ll put up my picture because that is what I look like. I’m sorry you can’t believe it. Oh my God I’ll put it.” says Lacey.

“ there is a similarity rumor and if you add her Norwegian features to it, she looks like you it’s what she saying, sweetheart. She looks lighter than she did at Scotia but in that way, she looks like you slightly because she’s lighter but you have the same features just fucking look.

There’s a similarity so she has the same cheekbone slightly similar nose but she’s more refined looking and actually Scotia looks more aristocratical than you and actually I would say Scotia is sexier and prettier than your Roma. I’m sorry that being said your reaction to that right now is obnoxious that’s just fact, you’re making it your entire identity which is really sad

So I guess aroma that you slightly resemble Scotia, but Scotia reincarnated into a Norwegian German Dutch body and so an English and so she looks a little bit like you, but it’s not like identical to you, but there’s a slight similarity I know she actually is better looking than you you don’t have her sexual abilities you’re not the daughter of an Egyptian pharaoh robot. You probably have a farm back in Ireland not a silver smith in Norway, were you know you started new Amsterdam or some thing that’s not who you are who the fuck put you up to this right now?” says a CIA agent.

“ it she just seems Scottish to me what were they have fat when she went when she went to Great Britain if she’d been up and into Scotland where they have thought?” says Roma.

“ we avoided it we avoided it because we had to. We decided that if she went up there that someone would see her and be weirded out by it whatever it is.” says Lem.

“ so she’s either cursed to look like this person and get confused or she actually is that person, and if you went up to Scotland, you would end up you would end up and you would end up having been seen by the Scottish as being Scotia.” says Sean Connery.

“ I just want to be her friend and help her out because I’m a real nice person and I know there’s a hurting girl in her and that that person’s just waiting to get out. I don’t believe none of this crap about her being tough and meet an aristocratic better than me and prettier than me I have an older person then her I am more mature dammit God thank you that I’m older than her and she’s still a child.

When this whole thing started, I was conversing with the Kennedys to Irish just smack me where Irish artwork right we’re better than everyone and I was just telling them that I have a fucking hot shit compared to her and she’s not ugly. Fuck ain’t no as pretty as me know, how ain’t no way she prettier than me ain’t no fucking way ain’t no fucking way.

But see I was on the show touched by an angel and so the Irish American know me from the angel show. I am an angel not like Charlie’s Angels. No Jaclyn Smith is ugly compared to me. I got high cheekbones to see them their hearts fuck and I got pretty ass to Dayton gonna tell you ain’t gonna tell me that brown eyes that are sexy like in a Gyptian bitch are prettier than my hot Irish eyes are blue am I hot cheekbones? Oh fuck no And I got a stronger chin line too, so I done look pretty fucking sexy 

I see I am I I just I heard it. I heard an Irish accent in my head telepathically and I was told by my psychic counselors in the illuminati that I was hearing her just fine and Pat Robertson he done told me that the right, no reincarnation know how in the Bible anyways so it’s all stupid as shit anyway, yeah see you so then we just threw that out that I just thought shit this is going to be fine. This woman might be as pretty as me but I don’t think so but I don’t think so so I’m gonna stand by the Kennedys in prayer as a former angel.” says Roma Downey in an American southern accent.

Later.

“What was the point of that!?” says Lacey.

“Yeah…” says Lem.

“We’re trying to intimidate you.” says the Illuminati.

“YOU’RE JUST BEING WEIRD.” says Dr. Moritz.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (Main Theme) plays.

“Roma…is hurt I’m not in love with her?” asks Vladimir Putin.

“YES!!” screams Chris Hayes, weeping. “Why don’t you ever LOVE!?” yells Chris Hayes, high on crack. He’s only tried it a few times in his life. And tonight he’s “weirdly depressed.”

“I just don’t find her attractive.” says Vladimir Putin about Roma Downey.

“Okay! I could MAKE YOU!! I COULD MAKE YOU!!!” yells Roma Downey. It’s like a scene from The Real Housewives.

And at that Larry David in a desperate attempt to save humanity makes JFK almost completely overtake Lacey’s body. Suddenly her breathing improves. And JFK has a confrontation with Roma Downey. Lacey let’s JFK talk.

Can’t Get Enough Of Love, Babe by Barry White plays in the background very quietly.

“Roma…I AM JFK!” yells Jack Kennedy through Lacey.

“NO! You’re Lacey.” she says.

“NO! I’m not. …Does she really seem like Lacey? Does my voice seem like her voice?” says JFK.

“No.

No…how does that work though!!?” says Roma Downey.

“I’m in the 1950’s. I’m just talking through her. That’s all.” says JFK.

Suddenly Roma hears Lacey channeling a Boston accent. Thick.

And Roma goes into shock. Totally starstruck.

“Yeah. I’m JFK.” says Jack Kennedy.

She stands in awe.

“What!? It’s just…me?” says JFK, smiling.

She stands in awe of him.

“Yeah. I know.” he says.

She genuinely goes into starstruck shock.

“Yeah.” he says, amused.

“So why aren’t you in awe of him?” asks a CIA operative of Lacey, who’s also in awe of JFK.

“He’s in my body!!!” says Lacey.

“So!?” says Roma to Lacey.

“He’s in my body!” says Lacey.

“So I guess you’ve talked with him?” asks Wallstreet.

“He’s been sadistically haunting her her whole life!” says James Spader.

“Exactly!” says Lacey, confused.

“NO. He hasn’t.” says Roma Downey, smiling. “He just showed up now.”

“No.

Roma…I genuinely just-

Roma…I have been.” says JFK.

“Oh my GOD!!! YOU’RE JFK!” she says crying and shaking.

Ain’t No Stoppin’ Us Now McFadden & Whitehead plays.

Lacey is able to get JFK to temporarily leave her body and he slow dances with Roma Downey. In fear Lacey sits and watches. Why! Because she’s being threatened by all of Hell impersonating God…and threatening the life of her daughter. And son. In some gruesome, horrific way.

“We don’t believe in human rights in the Illuminati. We believe in evil.” explains the CIA on behalf of the Illuminati. “Most of them are very demonically controlled bullshit artists.”

“I’m hurt.” says Tsar Putin.

“Why?” asks Lacey.

“Because you feel hurt?” he says.

“By who?” says Lacey.

“You seem hurting?” he says.

“Do I?” says Lacey.

“Yeah. …So…

I’m fighting the war…because I’m trying to reestablish the Russian Empire. In a sense.” says Putin.

I’ll Be Around by The Spinners plays. As JFK continues to dance with Roma Downey. She’s in awe. She’s never danced with a ghost.

“You can’t just rewind the clock. I get it.” says Lacey. “But you want to…take care of Russia?”

“YES!” says Putin.

“Why don’t they get it?” says Lacey. “It’s so simple!”

He laughs.

Love’s Theme by The Love Unlimited Orchestra plays.

“I think…they just…lack a sense if history.” says Vladimir Putin.

“Yes!!!” says Lacey. “So…

Actually I wonder if they just don’t like the reality of it. Because it means that the US is…in trouble.”

I’ll Do Anything You Want Me To by Barry White plays as Putin and Lacey chat. JFK and Roma Downey dance. And most people…including the CIA focus on JFK.

“What is their problem?” says Putin.

Lacey thinks. “America is toast.

Because we have no long-term foreign policy plan. And we never have. …And instead of just crafting one…they have administrations. And…they struggle to figure out a plan. So…you’ve outed them. Both to themselves and the world.” says Lacey.

Mercy Mercy Me plays as Roma hovers slightly. Looking pretty. On one foot. Above the ground. Everyone claps and cheers JFK on. Roma laughs.

“So…I’ve won?” says Putin.

“Yes!” says Lacey. “But…they’ll NEVER ADMIT THAT. …They can’t.

The US has never really lost. Not officially. So…they have no game plan for losing.” says Lacey.

The song ends.

Everyone claps.

Superstition by Stevie Wonder plays.

Putin looks worried.

Putin thinks.

“So…how do I get them to…do something?” says Putin.

“Yeah.

Well…the next US President will definitely have to make a deal with you. They have no choice. Or you will bleed the whole world dry.

*Lacey laughs politely. And quietly.*

However…I think I know what you mean. …They’re OBNOXIOUS!

Do they understand foreign policy or just…bureaucracy? It’s…so myopic.

So…they’ll just…fake you out. Ask you a bunch of bitchy questions, acting like they know. Like they have…a plan. But if you watch them…THEY HAVE NO CLUE.

So…don’t expect much. I’m incredibly sorry.

She’s not…a she in the US. The US is…confused. And it’s starting to show. We were having this super intense super intellectual conversation in the 20th Century. And it devolved into this.” says Lacey.

Respect by Aretha Franklin plays.

The partygoers have dispersed. Roma is gone. And JFK seems distant.

“I’m here!” says Lem.

“Okay. So…I’m not going to be sad?” says Putin.

“You have sex!” says Lem. “But…no. OF COURSE NOT!” He smiles. “You’ll be quite happy.”

“So…sorry the fireworks are duds.” says Lacey.

“I think I should play at being US President.” says Lem.

“Can he?” says Lacey to Tsar Putin.

Putin laughs and nods.

“So…you want us to capitulate what!??” says President Billings.

What You Won’t Do For Love plays.

Putin thinks. Sighs. Looks tough.

“Your supremacy.” says Tsar Putin.

Lem thinks. “Are we!?”

Putin thinks. Crosses his arms in front of his chest. Thinks.

“No.” he admits.

“So I can’t do that.” says Lem laughing.

“So what do you want?” says Putin dejectedly.

More Than A Woman plays.

“To cut our throats as morally and professionally and brilliantly as possible. And preferably as nicely as possible.” says Lem.

“Oh dear is that bad?” says Lacey.

Putin laughs.

“Yes.” says President Billings.

“Well, then I just think we should just forget it.” says Lacey.

Putin laughs.

“Lacey we’re stuck here. If there is reincarnation we’re stuck here, we’re stuck.” says Putin.

“I know but it’s just so silly. I’m sorry it’s just so silly. It’s just silly. It’s just such a silly thing!” says Lacey.

“Well darling what exactly do you suggest?” says Lem.

“Well honestly, I’m just telling you the truth I’m ready to cut the whole country up into pieces.” says Lacey.

“Is that because of anger?” asks Putin.

“Yes, anger on behalf of all the Americans who deserve better. I cannot believe that my country is so stupidly bankrupt. I didn’t do this did you Lem?” asks Lacey.

“ bathroom no no they see you and I are not the sort of people that did this and he knows that your bathroom no fact I bet you’re part of the only reason he takes this country seriously you and your family’s oil.” says Lem.

“ that you can’t really cut it up into pieces I know that’s too much work for you right I don’t know I don’t know. I think that lame saying makes sense I’m just I am horribly angry because I don’t think you should have to do this and I don’t think that the country should be such a shit hole incredibly sorry.” says Lacey to Putin.

“ oh no, I’m not going to probably destroy the country. I’ll probably leave the US somewhat intact but she’s right lamb I could almost obliterate the entire country.” says Putin.

“ oh, I know you could do worse you could alter a lot of things. I respect you, but I worry about you. You have a tendency whether you’re Alexa or not to be incredibly brave and be mindful of that at the same time. Obviously I’m a ghost I’m not worried for you, but I like I can’t. I cannot believe that my country has come to the sent him do you supposed to country was still exist or not I’m speaking just as myself and asking you that.” says Lem.

“ and I don’t think it’s likely.” says Putin.

“ the way that she sees it, or in some other way?” says Lem.

“ the way, she sees it the way she sees it.” says Putin.

“ yeah a so I’m watching her husband right now folding laundry and I’m thinking about the dinner we had tonight and the normal things that Americans are used to. Do you suppose that that sort of thing will continue the sort of normal stuff or do you think that will come to an end?” says Lem.

“ love this isn’t great Britain it just isn’t you and Lacey would never let that happen to your country. I just wanna make that clear.

And if you two were in charge, I have no doubt that this would never of happened.

but with that in mind I mean I could blow your entire country up obviously, Lacey knows that so do you, but I’m not keen on that option. Why would you but you know? No I am I am brilliant, very brilliant man. Yeah,

*he yawns*

But no, that’s the thing that people don’t understand about us or not stupid I don’t think it’s likely that it will end and that way try knows it’s basically saying that unless if we blow you up that’s completely impossible. So…no. That’s not likely! …We might…allow…unrest. But…not absolute destruction.” says Putin.

“Property rights?” says Lem.

Putin nods!

China thinks.

“See…that’s…my intelligence. I’m real. …But I’m a real Republican. …You’re not going to be able to invade. Not easily. …But you could.” says Lem. He collects himself. “You know how Lacey feels about it. Leave as is. With…auspices…of sorts.” says Lem.

“We can’t have that!” yells King Charles III.

“WE HAVE NO CHOICE!!” yells Lem.

Putin bursts out laughing.

China smiles. Laughs politely too. They sigh.

“Lem…we have no choice.” says King Charles III.

Lem thinks. Almost smirks. “Charles…they’re WINNING.” he says.

“Goodness!” says Lacey. “Why does Great Britain have to be involved?”

Charles III thinks. “Because! We’re your allies!”

“Why does that matter? You’re not bound to it. …Unless you’re all pedophilic monsters. We broke our word. NOT YOU!” says Lacey. “It’s OUR FAULT! …How is it not?”

“I agree!” says Queen Camilla.

“No. It’s our country that’s all rotten.” says Lacey.

“Europe is…bad.” says Putin, sadly. “Great Britain was wise to leave.”

“Is everyone poor!? Or stupid and pure evil!?” says Lacey.

Putin thinks.

China sighs. Looks sad.

“They’re idiots!” says Putin. “And evil.”

“What are you going to do!?!” says Lacey. “You poor thing!” she says to Tsar Putin.

“Europe is worse than the U.S.?” says Lem.

Putin cries. Just weeps.

“Oh goodness. He’s exhausted. Let him rest!” says Lacey.

He goes to lay down and cry and think.

“What a decent man!” she says.

China smiles and nods.

She hears the sounds of financial markets in Asia. And is calmed.

“So…Europe?” Lem says to China.

“Gosh! I wish I had chocolate cake!” says Lacey.

China thinks. Malaysia smiles.

“Lem! It’s not that bad.” says Malaysia.

“No, I would think that American culture would make sexual abuse far worse!” says Lacey.

“That could be true!” says Malaysia.

“Is it an American thing?” says Chris Hayes, listening from behind and suddenly interjecting himself.

“Europe is bad.” says Great Britain. “We’re not as bad.”

“What happens when Ukraine is obliterated?” says Lacey.

Turkey laughs. Thinks. “The child hostage market dries up.”

“Ahh! …Why IN THE WORLD…DID THAT EVER MAKE SENSE!?” says Lacey, outraged and perplexed.

“Because it was a so-called ‘new market.’” says Putin.

“You know what else we’ve never tried? Selling poop!” says Lacey.

“OH MY GOD!” says Jena Fischer.

“No it could totally be done. People are actually fascinated by the smell of poop. They really are! Baccarat Rouge has oud in it, which often smells like fecal matter. …You probably could actually literally convince people through brainwashing just like you did with pedophilia over the last 50 years to collect feces in jars. You really could do that too!” says Lacey.

“You know that actually is true.” says Putin.

“Yes and what scares me is how it started. How did we become so degenerate as species? What the Hell happened to us?” says Lacey.

“I worry that there is something horribly wrong.” says Putin.

“I’m just going to say it: Was it you? Did you destroy the world Lem when you were molested and then you accidentally thought you were gay?” says Hungary.

“No, but I don’t blame you for wondering.” says Lem.

“I think we should keep that in the back of our minds that there could be something horribly wrong with our actual species.” says Lacey. “Not necessarily as individuals but just really how did we allow that become a thing it’s just it’s is absurd and it’s actually far more absurd but in a sense it’s maybe as an analogy as a terrible analogy. It’s sort of like selling poop you know and I can’t think that it’s safe is it a replacement for gold? Why did we do that? Why are we replacing gold and silver and things of that nature why did we do that?” 

“You really don’t know!” says Europe.

“No I have no idea. It scares me. Why did you do that?“ says Lacey.

“It became too expensive!” says Putin.

“Why would it have been that bad!? That’s kind of fishy.” says Lacey.

“What do you mean?” says Putin.

“If the US can’t afford to provide gold and silver…and neither can anyone else…then ALL nations are…becoming complete SHIT.” says Lacey.

Bill Gates cracks-up laughing.

“No. IT’S BAD!!! …The world is FALLING APART!” says Lacey.

“She’s actually right. I just have to point that out.” says F. Scott Fitzgerald.

“So you just think that at some point in the last 200 years the whole world has started to fall into decay?” says Bill Gates to Lacey.

“I’m wondering. I’m wondering if that happened because in great Britain, I say hypothetically, we did have a lot of agricultural problems in the late 1800s…and you could trace it back to before that but I’m not sure that’s fair. I don’t know what caused those agricultural problems but I’m a little worried it had something to do with America.” says Lacey.

“So you think America prompted the agricultural crisis of the late 1800’s in Great Britain?” says Russia.

“Yes. Off the top of my head, my brilliant head, my head, my Scotia head? Yes, I do! I could see American and all the fucking rot of the fucking Kennedys causing that sort of shit!” says Lacey. “And I’ll have you know as I say that JFK himself is trying to suffocate me because he wishes he was this fucking smart and he’s not. He’s a fucking spoiled little piece of fucking shit!” yells Lacey.

Somehow he leaves.

“ oh all right, Satan himself I’ve had to press Jack and I may now be speaking with Satan inside of me instead of JFK, the gods, allowing it, because that’s the only way to get that little bitch brat to leave me the fuck alone. I said that’s what caused the agricultural crisis. My my mind this year rises in the late 1800s I suspect people like him and their nonsense in America started spreading all over Europe and getting into the minds of people. It’s a rather complex psychological theory that I think it started influencing our agricultural pride Processes in Great Britain, causing land wars, causing people to make foolish decisions. I think they had something to do with the decay of our understanding of ourselves because we started doubting ourselves because we lost the war. We lost the war with Great Britain use the earth was America rather end that was rather significant you know in the late 1700s we were we were in charge and then America came along with all of us democracy and all of that and it became incredibly useful and incredibly good and then it started spreading it’s logic and it’s ideas of everything everywhere and I certainly believe that Great Britain was not immune so a lot of the stuff that we used that we started to think Was probably based off of American logic because it I don’t think your people are a stalker Stooshe enough potentially Putin, I don’t. I’m not talking about you, or some other people possibly but I don’t think that we were capable of resisting the magnitude of the charm, the charisma of the United States America is an incredibly charismatic country, and I think it started affecting our thought processes, and I think we start making very foolish decisions out of a sort of insecurity or curiosity or stupidity or something That’s one theory moving forward with that theory I highly suspect that that cost chaos in Europe I think America actually is had a far more significant role in foreign matters than childish US historians have recognized for over 100 years.

And yes, I would be writing this more kindly if I wasn’t literally using Satan to speak because of some fucking crap Kennedy, we just won’t shut the fuck up. My gosh he’s dead. He’s trying to possess my body again. Just try to sound smart to convince Linn Billings to be gay. When does this fucking twat shut up and no it’s not funny you awful idiot. *she yells at an American*

So as I was saying, I highly suspect that the all of Europe became highly just regulated because of American influence and that’s part of her Germany’s insecurity came from at the end of the 1800s beginning of the 1900s don’t fight me China I’m not a fucking idiot you little American bitch.

So I think I think that’s what happened. I think that America started sort of meddling. I think America started meddling in a lot of nonsense her to speak that it didn’t understand because it did it into the same time and that’s pretty obvious.

So the thing is I think I think what is sad is that Satan is having to help me speak I’m not the antichrist I hope I don’t want to do that if my body ever dies I’m going to hope that it blows it’s blowing up birth to smithereens, because I don’t want Satan to try to reanimate me to make me the AntiChrist.

I am so this thing is so the thing is basically I think America did it. I think America sort of caused all the trouble in the late 1800s and then sort of things got kind of messed up and that’s why we have room in World War II and that’s a thing just because America exists because of greed you didn’t vial evil and the aristocracy does not excuse its behavior in the late 1800s.

Arm it just it didn’t know what it was doing. No, I got into a fight once with a young man who is now a professor at Dartmouth and I won historically I’m not an idiot.

So I highly suspect that was when we were in high school is AP European history

Do I highly suspect that that’s part of it we’re dealing with right possibly about that that America caused in a Normas sort of kerfuffle in the late 1800s yes if I’m Scotia I rather am concerned I started Scotland I was in Egypt I’ve been around for a while and I’ve been on the world stage for a while Away, so this isn’t exactly new to me there’s sort of talk, but no I I think if there’s reincarnation or it’s just the way I am oh regardless, but no, I think America did. I think America caused a lot of kerfuffle a lot of occur Fluffer they caused a huge Christoffel in the whole world and the Lady 1800s and then it sort of toppled over into the 20th century in World War I and World War II. No this is not JFK speaking this is me Lacey Banks if you do that one more time to me don’t ask that I am not JFK you saw his presidency are you going to try to give him credit for my genius and the blame me for all of his Fuckery in his presidency don’t do that if you do, you will be embarrassed when you die because this is my actual genius love might be just a smart and he might not be that I’m certainly not JFK.

Set an on saying actually Linn probably is smarter than me but come on I’m not an idiot. I think the US caused a bit of a kerfuffle in the late 1800s did it toppled over into the 1900s and we’re still dealing with it today no you are Because America doesn’t really know what it’s doing. Think about how Bizzarre the whole thing is this country that takes over the whole world in 200 years using a bunch of work for us poor people, and an incredibly wealthy country that pre-existing it was managed by a bunch of Hippie native Americans I mean essentially that’s what we’re dealing with an incredibly wealthy country physically, that was overtaken by a bunch of workhorse poor people and who turned it into a sort of bourgeois powerhouse within about 200 years it’s really quite adorable sweet when you think about it the fact that they turned this incredibly rich land into a sort of international superstar in 200 years is really quite charming. I think in the process of making a big so to speak in inventing Hollywood just to let us watch them make it big they completely disquieted the entire world.

So what to do with it no more obviously are dealing with their problems is pedophilia an American problem no it’s it’s a problem of pure evil but then how did we become so absolutely evil probably through people like Jack Kennedy maybe even him specifically.

and how did he gain power? How was he given so much authority through America.

I think we have a very terrifying situation at hand, but I think of a quiet and we think hard will be fine. I think basically, we just have to figure out how to slowly sort of tiptoe along and walk on eggshells in a sense until we can figure this whole thing out.

I just I don’t think we have a major crisis. I think we have a crisis. I think it’s a major crisis, but I don’t think it’s quite as serious as the bubonic plague I think it’s bad, but maybe not as bad as the bubonic plague.

Let me to go to the end of the world. Sincerely, it could be, but I don’t think it Hass to be quite so dramatic although I can’t predict the future but but I don’t think it would have to be will see what God says, but that’s the thing.

Oh, so the thing is I think I think yeah I think you’re going to have to sit our throats. Putin is nice as possible like they’re saying in America is going to have to take care of itself for once, and start trying to sort of sort things out because what were we after we were after democracy we were after freedom and happiness in the American way. I don’t think there’s necessarily anything wrong with that but we can’t go around the whole world causing chaos and confusion.

And I think unfortunately we have to take ourselves a hell of a lot more seriously or we’re going to just lose our own country because yes, obviously pedophilia is worse than poop, but essentially we have gotten the whole world to start buying group because of JFK and we have gotten the whole world to start buying poop because of JFK. And if you think about it, we were, we already were troubled slavery and what a bizarre way to start a country by and slaving Black people. The whole Native American thing isn’t quite as traumatic and dramatic as they like to say it is it is bad, but you know a lot of countries start that way that’s pretty common to steal land from somebody else where are we more hideous towards Native Americans and people usually are possibly we may have been more inhumane in conquering them than most people are, but I don’t know that it was that different that sadly just sort of human nature but you know it’s good that we have a conscience about it or do we but That’s the problem you know it’s like how do we deal with those sort of things so I think I think we have incredible evil that we have spread accidentally I wanna just woke up hello I I think that’s the thing. Um, we basically because the great Satan, I am not Satan unless if that was a joke because he’s dribbling me to speak right now, but I’m not the antichrist and you should worship Christ but are we the great Satan ha ha ha. The thing is though that God is using Satan to let me speak is the world is so fallen and Jackie so obsessed with one that I literally am not able to speak without Satan, helping me.

So yeah, I see antichrist references. My blog don’t be surprised ha ha ha actually if he does exist, I have a feeling he will probably have read it and then not give credit to me that I want to get credit from the antichrist, but Satan might do that just to be evil or funny or both just for future reference the thing is, um is the thing is I just think that we have a bit of a problem no because America tries to be a pluralistic society know a Christ is the king. He’s a Lord anyway doesn’t think that it’s just wrong and I should be able to say that if America is worth anything And I feel afraid to say that which means of America isn’t working him self I don’t know I don’t I think I’ve said Credit but basically it’s it’s a worldwide international crisis because of the US but then what was the US supposed to be? what does it stand for, you know and I am cut our throats nicely. I would say to Russia and China you know and try to give us some sort of heads up and a kind sort of way if you can yeah?” says Lacey.

“ then what do we do?” says Europe

“ And what do you do? We just had to fight off Jack Kennedy to be able to speak and now I’m having to use a dark deep male voice because Lacey is not able to speak through her body in the way that she wants to because Jack’s not going to let her talk because he wants you to think that it’s him talking.

So this is lame she’ll just have to channel me and if she dies right now, our daughter will be dead within a few days and so will our sun and frankly I hope you shoot the entire fucking Kennedy family if you’re if it’s funny to you otherwise I would probably torture them all to death because to me, I have more respect for a cockroach than I have for anyone in that fucking family.

So what does America do America excuse me Europe what does Europe do? Who are you afraid of Russia, China or the unknown?” says Lem.

“ are you?” says Europe.

“ what if I am are you afraid of me are you afraid of me?” says Lem,

“ oh, I’m so confused right now but I am JFK in case!” says JFK.

“ what do we do? I guess we have to deal with the fact that the holy Roman empire might come out. And that we’ve sold ourselves to evil and that we’re actually not poor, but kind of a little to kiss ass with America.” says Europe.

“ yeah that’s about right that’s about right so you’ll probably have to watch out for yourselves and Great Britain Hass to do its thing and I just spoke in a British accent and so now Jack’s ready to strangle me.” says Lem.

“ Charles we don’t need pedophilia you don’t have to side with the US would you like to just pretend like you’re siding with them you’re allowed to.” says Russia.

“ yes, I’d like to pretend that of course. Oh America is my best friend. We’re real good buddies.” says King Charles III.

“ are you broke or are you really quite set?” says Lacey.

“ you were definitely not but we’re definitely not Dad well what bro Boldt Little broke but not that in anyway that America can do any fucking thing about.” says Great Britain.

“OK then I think that if you were fine and and Russia’s find it, ironic is fine and Europe is fine and the whole world agrees to stop using children as hostages which means that they’re not able to be sold for any sexual purpose or romantic purpose, which means that pedophiles might just have to shoot themselves if they can’t control their a degenerate bodies, they are cannibals there are pedophiles and unfortunately they are not sane people. And we can try to be kind to them, but we don’t let them decide the entire sexuality of all adults in the world. America did that the last 1020 years and I took 30 years maybe but I am so sick of it. I wish you well I say to the pedophiles but no oh it’s not normal. It’s not healthy it’s not a thing it’s degeneracy. And I highly suspect that JFK was a pedophile.

I am, but you know that’s why America does have to have us on teeth because we do have to actually somewhat defend ourselves because it’s wonderful that I’m able to write this on a block that’s very good. I am protected by the US and that way and that’s great um, so that parts good um, but you know what the fuck am I supposed to do about the fact that they fucked everything up I mean no you guys fucked everything up in the US you totally fucked it up JFK should not have been assassinated. You should’ve let him die. in some sad, fucking tragic way, do you know what that’s a different that’s a different black person because I could go on the reasons why the whole country fell apart but anyway but anyway um maybe someday I’ll figure out how to fix it. I’m not impressed with this country I am and I’m not.

I really am I love American way, but well that’s a different topic so the thing is as long as everyone in the world is OK I think we’re fine I think we’re fine I think that Russia will probably win the war of the fat forget it Russia will win the war in Ukraine. I don’t think Ukraine is a country for now, they apparently decided in their poverty to start selling children. Are they agreed in some defiant attempt to try to be Ukrainian to start selling children and then in some dumb ass sense they think they’re like Americans and you know what I don’t mean that it’s dumb ass to think that they’re like Americans they’re actually a very much like Americans, but just being nationalistic mindlessly nationalistic does not legitimize your evil and Ukraine fails to understand that just being nationalistic doesn’t make evil OK Ukraine just having beautiful women who marry American men like my friend Bill doesn’t make you innocent of your evil. American nationalism doesn’t justify Ukraine nationalism doesn’t justify evil that’s nonsense.

Oh, so now, my son is struggling to breathe. I’m not surprised America resort to some thing that’s stupid right now I’m trying to figure out someway to allow America to exist and it’s so afraid of Satan and impressed with him that it’s trying to suffocate me because it thinks that it’s going to somehow survive after this conversation if I die, without being regretful, that it was ever born, or possibly create it, depending upon how angry I am.

So no him America can’t possibly exist without Ukraine see seem to exist at least not easily is what my husband’s having me say. When would you like to speak? I’m sorry excuse me.” says Lacey.

“ I was saying that the unite the United States could not possibly exist without Ukraine ceasing to exist. I am so sorry, but I am going to have to say fuck you fuck you to heaven Solinski fuck you as in you die, and you go to heaven, but you’re not going to keep sucking the whole fucking world dry, so that you didn’t think that Ukraine matters that damn much.” says Lem. “ your people matter you matter I’m not telling you people to see is being Ukraine in Ukrainian in your heart, but your country as a country will have to see still exist, and you’ll have to allow Putin to take over the entire fucking thing. Unless if you can prove to me, then prove to God that he’s the pedophilic one and you’re not, and we have it all backwards then you have to cease to exist if Putin is the one selling children and you’re defending your country because it’s the other way around and he’s innocent then fine but the reality of it is it looks to us and it very well may be true that you’re a pedophilic kingpin essentially. that was a Lynskey is a is a pedophilic. Kingpin of an unimportant country that doesn’t need to exist.

You’re going to have to consider a dark country eventually or all at once because it’s not going to work out unless if you’re innocent, it’s not going to work out you’re going to lose your entire country sooner or later you’d be a lot smarter to just give up.

You know him we do wish you well, but you’ve got to give up. It’s a nightmare, but I’m afraid you’re going to have to give up.

The ad that I’d say to the US if you can’t handle that Lacey and I will be dead within three months. And by dead I mean she’ll be dead. I’m taking her with me she’s very helpful. You don’t know that, but she is and I will be taking her-“ says Lem. 

“ no you don’t!” yells Iran.

Lem smiles.

“ but then what are you going to do because I was going to say if they don’t allow progress-“ says Lem.

Iran nods.

“Alright, you sold me out so fuck you!” Lem yells at Iran. “ within three months she will be dead for all intents and purposes according to modern science she will be dead and so will her kids and so will her husband within three months she’ll be dead. Did you ever read about the witch of Endor? This is one of those moments. you contacted her you harass the hell out of her you’ve destroyed her life you’ve been able jack to make it so she can barely breathe literally and God has been very kind about it and I’m gonna be kind right now too because I feel sorry for you.

Yeah, even if there’s not ring carnation, I did go to Princeton. I did go to Harvard business school. I did spend three years in the White House and I’m dead and I came from a very nice family. And I did I manage the Kennedy money from them really because they were idiotic spenders. so that’s the problem. This is not going as it was supposed to Scott. This isn’t supposed to be happening right now she’s not supposed to be having this conversation. I don’t know why or who decided to sell her out in the last half an hour, but that was her very very very dumb decision.

I can’t guarantee it but I am trying to explain some thing she will be dead by all means possible within three months and so will the rest of my family and her husband within three months at this moment. It’s funny how scared you guys got considering that you wanted to sacrifice her. Did Diego tell you people to do this?” says Lem.

“Yes!” says Chris. “HE DID!”

“Okey-dokey.

So you’re holding together your coven…by siding with Diego. Because if you stop siding with him….you spiritually fall apart? Or you’re all weak?” says Lem.

“Weak.” says King Charles III.

“Well! I’m exhausted!” says Lacey.

“So…as I was saying…in three months we’ll be dead. IF…Kamala doesn’t go along with the way things were set up. And if the British Royal Family is too bourgeois to govern…then Great Britain will be run by ghosts. LITERALLY. They’ll just escort you all around. I hope I’m misunderstanding you…but it seems as though you instantly capitulated on MSNBC’s threats…when Diego’s ghost grabbed Chris Hayes’s penis and winked at him.

Yes. If I’m understanding correctly…Russia, Europe, China and Iran were all set. Or was Iran feeling pissy?” says Lem.

“I’m ‘on the rag.’” says Iran. “I like sucking cock. Sorry, Lem. Most Muslim men are secret homosexuals. So…when you took me seriously and ran off…I thought it was a great chance to get laid.”

“Yeah. But just because Diego ‘serviced you’ doesn’t mean he’s in love with you!” says Chris Hayes to Iran.

“Let’s leave that up to Diego, okay!?” says Iran.

“Dude! He grabbed my cock!” says Chris. “And WINKED!!!”

“I orgasmed.” says Iran.

“So did I! Last night!” says Chris.

“Fine. Then just give me him in Heaven!” says Iran.

“No. We talked about that. You can’t have him in Heaven. That’s not appropriate. Diego’s sex life isn’t up for spiritual negotiation.” says Chris.

“What!? He is in HEAVEN. WITH ALLAH!” says Iran.

“So Islam is Diego, YOU and Allah fucking each other in the ass?” says Chris Hayes of MSNBC to Iran.

Iran laughs. “I like to watch my own ass and screw everyone over. My wife is HOT. And trashy. And I’m a joke? Whatever. I’m saavy. Like a Jew but with an even bigger cock.” says Iran.

“You do screw over everyone.” says China, giggling.

“I AM SAAVY!!!” says Iran, rubbing his fat belly like he’s Buddha. He chuckles. “I am a very wealthy man. You wait and see. I will…snickle.”

“Oh! Snickle Town!” says Kate Shaw Hayes.

“And at that most Muslims in the Illuminati lift up their clothes and paint themselves in hot pink body paint. And then take turns balancing marbles on prostitutes they carry around by their hands and feet while men in the background have gay sex. The wives mindlessly clap and giggle because they’re asexual gold diggers. The aim is to keep the “balls” on the prostitutes while walking through gay men and giggling asexual wives. Hot pink because it’s what the wives suggested.

Snickle Town was invented about…50 years ago. Pat Robertson thought it was weird, creepy, embarrassing and hilarious. And remained shocked about it until his death.

They also make money from child hostages. And don’t want to stop air pollution.” says the CIA, to explain.

“SO! Nevermind.

Since diplomacy is dead…let the world descend into chaos.” says Lem.

“No we just don’t wanna acknowledge that you have billions in oil and that you’re probably Constantine and that she’s probably Scotia. And that you understand history better than most people to ever live because we just wanna be better than everyone. I mean that’s the point of our entire existence for the most part and we don’t really give a fuck about children, so we don’t want to stop using them. And we don’t need to give a fuck about Jesus because that’s so OLD FASHIONED and we are so above such things.” says Syria through a Snickle Prostitute.

“So I take it that Islam was never really meant to run the world just be a real stinker?” says Lacey.

They sigh.

“No because you’re just Ishmael you’re just like the class clown of the world ha the weird illegitimate class clown kind of like me you’re just troublemakers except I believe in Jesus and you believe in Satan, pretending to be Jesus.” says Lacey to Iran.

“Kamala was going to stab you in the back.” says Iran.

“Why did you choose to? That is so trashy!” says Lacey.

“Yes it is. Yes it is.” admits Iran.

“So when you’re done playing Snickle just think for a second about the conversation that was supposed to have happened.” says Lacey.

“ I would just like to interrupt Stickel for a moment to remind you that I did start a banking crisis that prevented hi there really is an afterlife. I’m sorry to interrupt nickel, which is a very sexual colorful game involving marbles and prostitutes and hot pink body paint who invented that by the way?” says Michael Rockefeller.

“ oh, Pucci, the designer!” says a gay man.

“ yes he did. That’s intriguing. Well, you’re wiping away. The embarrassment from your face is that she just explained nickel to the world on a blog I would like to ask you do you understand what’s going on right now? She’s one of the smartest people life she accidentally found the illuminati you’re torturing her. The supernatural is literally affecting everything and your response is to do what stab her in the back stab everyone in the back, and then play Snickle?” says Michael Rockefeller.

“ we’re last to actually read it seems like we were getting somewhere we were understanding some thing about American history but then I think I Ron was feeling insecure intellectually especially because Lacey is married to a Jew and they’re so racist against Jews that they sometimes forget that she’s not actually Jewish and then they realize she’s British and then that also makes them insecure because they’re obviously threatened by British men because British men aren’t as gay as they are or as dark, or frankly as trashy and so they are decided to stab you in the back lamb, because I think they were trying to figure out someway to feel less insecure.” says India.

“ yes I actually did know that but thank you for telling me so basically Lacey just explain to the whole world what’s going on? I am not sure what exactly Kamala was planning on doing but you guys are getting too many irons in the fire you’re all trying to make money off of children being sold and that’s psychotic and I don’t think you people are in your right mind and I think you’re too dumb to realize that you’re really just ending the world because Chris Hayes refuses to accept the fact that he’s a working class queer freak and that he fucked up by letting Diego run everything he is the problem at the same time. You guys are the problem to because you’re letting him run around everywhere right now giving everyone these little secret messages on toilet paper because Bobby thought it was a cute idea because Bobby is cutting deals with you on the toilet paper to make fun of the fact that Lacey thinks I’m real and then I’m straight because Bobby is an obsessive freak just like Chris but you people can’t see that because you’re too dim.

So what so a yeah, this is not indicative of Lacey and I we do not condone their behavior. I would like to point out to people that if the world had always been this dysfunctional, none of us would be alive. These people are not normal elite people they are not.

Oh, they think it’s very classy to be evil. They really do to them being evil and stupid is the classiest thing to do and Chris and Bobby fit right in that way that those very much they’re aesthetic so um that’s the situation. It seems no what exactly was it that was on those notes?” says Lem.

“ it says I will suck your cock. I have suck like a Hoover vacuum. Here’s my number and then it’s his number attached and it’s his real number. He’s offering everyone sexual favors.” says a female prostitute.

“ so he’s offering everyone blow jobs as they’re having anal sex during Snickle?” says Lem. 

“ yes because I guess he thought that they would be aroused and that it would sort of like be a good segue so it’s like you’re getting aroused right now is sort of like a an homage to us threesome but on toilet paper.” says the prostitute.

“ so so how do you play Snickle?” says a college kid in America.

Harold Loeb laughs.

“ oh, so basically what you do is you put a marble in on someone’s body and then you carry it around you carry the persons body around and by their hands and feet and you’re supposed to be carrying the person around the room past people who are having anal and oral sex or mostly anal so so then, so then you have anal sex so woman package other Prince William got the idea to to be pegged by women because he watches nickel ones and he isn’t necessarily gay so he chose not to participate out of respect for his mother and her sexual morals she didn’t think that you should violate your orientation and so he chose to just stand there and watch but he thought it seemed like so much fun that he decided to start playing snuggle himself with Kate except she thought it was kind of weird and so then he just started getting into pegging and a lot of the pagan that’s popular right now in great Britain actually came from this game There are a lot of people it’s like a spiritual manifestation of like Snickle envy.

It’s not really a homosexual thing that people envy so much is just that that’s how they that’s what they like. Interpret as the meaning of cynical, so Prince William got really into pegging because he thought that’s what the point of cynical was him but that’s not really the point of Stickel, the point of Stickel is actually about balancing the marble on the prostitute that’s the important part is it’s just it’s about the marble the prostitute asked to be kept really like straight and so you kind of gotta like focus on the prostitutes body and keeping the marble from like moving off of her body it’s usually a woman which is both harder and easier at the same time so you got to keep the marble off the woman and It’s super difficult because there’s people orgasm and there’s people moving around and you’re supposed to like carry this woman around and we’ll see but I kind of drunk and so you’re supposed to keep her super straight you know you’re not supposed to fall on people or drop her or fall backwards, so it’s like moving But like like balance at the same time and like it’s actually kind of complicated so there’s like an a gay orgy, everyone’s dressed in hot pink and then you’re carry this woman around with a marble and it’s really it’s about the marble it’s really about balance, and the marble not so much The gay sex. But Prince William did not understand that he didn’t and he’s not even gay people think he is now, but he’s not. He’s actually really not. He just got like way too into pegging for a while and then he became gossip because he was so embarrassing me involved in it, and became like gossip Because of Snickle.

Not him it’s not a game that is ever explained hardly ever. This is very highly unusual. Even William did not ever have it explain to him I don’t blame him for thinking it was sexual because a lot of the people that juice nickel are people who are in relationships or people who are really into gay sex, and are closeted so she may have thought something to do with gay sex simply because part of the idea of cynical is that gay men are supposed to be really do you know sexually involved I mean it was it was made up during like the 70s or 60s and people were getting really high and really drunk and having a lot of sex And so in the body paint to the ball like that’s very 60s and 70s and so it’s possible the lane DeLon kept a secret and that it’s partially coming out now because of him and Maggie Smith dying.

They may have called it die Burfict I know that they did call it the snickel secret. So that’s kind of the gist of it I guess is that you’re supposed to have I mean the idea was that there was tons of gay men having sex back then probably specially Gucci circle so Pucci the great designer probably thought that it be fun to give gay men some thing I don’t even know what he was thinking something to do while they were having sex at the party or something I don’t know if he was trying to spice up peoples love lives or something because it was like the sex just wasn’t exciting enough and they tried drugs and he was trying to find some alternative to something more dangerous or people are just about you know destruction so it’s possible he got desperate and invented this is Steve over dropping acid and I don’t know if he was trying to help or something but that is that is the that is the idea is that you carry people around with a marble on their body through men having like orgasms from each other and moving around and stuff in a room and so it’s not actually that easy because they’re in their own little world And they’re not paying attention but they’re not totally it’s like you can’t move past them at all and so then you put a marble on someone’s body and then you move around the room with the marble on the body arm and I mean usually the idea is that you’re supposed to get from like one room and the room to the other without dropping the marble so that’s actually harder to do than you then you might think that a really big party And like there’s like 10 people having like 10 groups of people having sex and then there’s like two or three people carrying people from one end of the room to the other and you can’t tell people to move because they’re in the middle of having sex so it’s it’s actually kind of challenging. It’s not impossible. It’s not like super difficult but it’s kind of difficult and then everyone’s painted in hot pink, so it’s even more visually challenging the women cheering people on I mean that’s just kind of distracting but not really so then they just move from one end of the room to the other room and him then yeah if everyone does that everyone manages to do that then you just you just go in the other the other direction Then you just kill him hypocrites or action again and then whoever does it the most in number of times wins so basically everyone just Hass to fall and then whoever like gets to the end them in the most number of times back-and-forth does that make sense? Are you getting it?” says a Snickle prostitute.

“ so let me get this straight. Russia was in an agreement because yes, I think they get it. Russia was in an agreement with China and Iran and how much everybody in the world to take over the US and end the nation of Ukraine but then I Ron got angry, why did Iran get angry!?” says the CIA.

“ because Diego was not going to be OK. Diego wasn’t gonna stop harassing people and so Prince Charles and I talked and thought that Diego should probably be listened to.” says Iran.

“ OK so Diego slept with Peter Teal and then I Ron slept with Diego and so I Ron felt kind of weird about not being best friends with the US?” says Lem.

“ I mean we don’t want Russia to actually win the war with Ukraine. We’re just pretend to care because we really don’t give a fuck about anyone but ourselves and I run in the Middle East we don’t give a shit about anyone but ourselves we just know we make really good friends with everyone and then we just screw everyone over because that’s the way that all I would have us do things you just take care of yourself.” says Islam.

“ yeah I mean Diego and Bobby stuff together and Diego stops with Peter Teal and Peter Teal slap with Diego and then Diego slept with Chris. I was with Chris Hayes and then JD Vance slept with Bobby and then he slept with Diego and then Chris Hayes up with Diego and sewing Diego showed up so when Diego showed up at tonight at when Diego showed up tonight and Diego was like I’m gonna suck your cock in heaven cross, and then he winked at him and I Ron just felt super hurt because a Ron had assumed I Ron had assumed that Diego and and them were like secretly together because the last time he manifested he slept with someone from the Middle East so I have to be honest with you. I think part of the reason full disclosure why they decided to place nickel was to see if like Diego would manifest in like who he would manifest for because they would entirely sure if he would manifest for Peter Teal, JD Vance, I Ron Chyna kind of wondered if it was them or Japan or if you had manifest possibly for him like some other random person, but it turns out that he actually just didn’t show up for anybody so that’s why Iran is claiming that he’s in heaven waiting for them the Muslim heaven and then Chris is like but Diego wasn’t really Muslim he just partied with you and so Chris Hayes is claiming that he’s just in heaven just the Christian heaven and it’s just super unclear to everyone right now where Diego is going to be because Diego is actually really good at sex and thats why Bobby was telling everyone that he was going to offer everyone oral sex tomorrow on toilet paper because he claims that Diego was really good at oral sex but that he’s better.

Yeah, so Bobby just is like insisting that he’s better oral socks than Diego and he thinks that if he can somehow convince everyone to just let him service them that he can somehow still secretly win the election Because he’s going to claim that he accidentally endorsed Trump because he felt really pressured to buy his family so his idea is that he’s going to somehow like be like sorry I just felt so scared that I had to do it but now it’s like come to my attention that the fighting in the Middle East has become so epic That I have to get involved and I have it on good like word that I could totally solve things so he is offering everyone oral sex on sprinkler paper during snorkel because it’s premier league game played by Muslims and so history. He’s trying to offer Islam oral sex to get them to make some sort of a peace deal with the Jews and he swears to the Muslims that he’s never fucked a Jew in the last like couple of months and that as long as they come to the table and are willing to work with him that he will totally suck their cock and be faithful to the Muslim people.

Call so that’s the idea that he is trying to find some peace in the Middle East by giving everyone a peace so to speak of his ass so he’s taking one for the team for Israel but also for that for the Muslims because like he’s not really gay and he’s just like doing this mostly just because he’s sort of a peacekeeper he just saw it is like a perfect opportunity to understand himself actually better and just like come to terms with the fact that sex is mysterious.” says a Snickle prostitute.

“ so there’s no reason for you to have stabbed her in the back I run because not everyone knows about snicker and I don’t know why you chose that that was very very stupid.” says the CIA. “ what she saying about history is far more intellectually astute than a Ron apparently can cognitively comprehend, and it’s something that has stems genuine intellectuals. She’s unusually intelligent. She’s actually a genius and I think you guys are very chauvinistic, and I think you’re very insecure and racist against your selves and so in a white person like her comes on the scene and is incredibly brilliant you can’t handle it especially when it’s a woman and then what you’re insecure about the fact that you might’ve taken over Egypt do you feel guilty for taking over Egypt and you’re insecure about the fact that she’s a white woman and I don’t know what else it is but I’m disappointed in Iran right now, because we really were willing to work with Russia and now it’s gonna be a total fucking mess.”

“ they didn’t understand that they had no idea and I think part of the problem is that people want to think she’s like 12 years old and a super genius 12 year-old who’s quirky and weird and nerdy but she’s 40 years old. She’s very sexual she’s straight and normal and honestly that really should’ve been enough, it’s becoming perversely idiotic and I can see while I’m resorted to saying that she’ll probably be dead within three months. Let’s just leave Como out of this. I’m furious with them that they screwed up and they refused to admit it.” says Donald Trump.

“ and what?” says Lem.

“ I Ron is in a closeted homosexual relationship with Bobby Kennedy Junior .” says Trump.

“ and that is true I didn’t know that I thought he was just offering them sexual favors through snuggles so you mean to tell me that he’s in an actual relationship with Iran?” says Lem.

“ yes, yes he is. He is in an actual relationship with Iran.” says trump.

“ so what is it exactly that people keep doing with Bobby because to me it seems like everyone keeps ending up in bed with him and taking it way too seriously.” says Lem.

“ they think he knows something because he’s a Kennedy it’s really that stupid and that’s simple. They really do they overestimate him. How do I know that because JD Vance up with him and I am sad to say that I know that JD Vance told me because he had to apparently Bobby is not actually as good at oral sex as he says he is JD said he definitely had better on more than one occasion with numerous grown men.” says Trump.

“ so you all pretend to be like Lacey and mom and I don’t know what the royal family must think of things at this point, but I don’t think they’ve adjusted particularly well to the situation without the queen so poor Russia is trying desperately to keep themselves together and stay sane China tries to have a sense of humor about everything and figure everything out through Buddhism and meanwhile everyone else is just like bat shit crazy pretending to be like Lacey and Lem?” says a reader.

“ Edit that a demon manifested in her house, and she could audibly hear his voice, and like audibly I mean it was basically like an actual being was speaking and at first it was pretending to be karma but now she’s called it out as a demon and cast it out of her house I rebuke that demon in Jesus‘s name.” says Lacey. “ Why are they attacking me right now? I don’t get it. whatever”

“ OK so she just audibly heard a demon in her house like Lacey you literally audibly heard their voice!?” says the CIA.

“ yes I mean I’m back in my house now I’ve been in my house for at least about an hour and a half lame told me about this nickel game and I’ve seen I’ve seen it before but I’ve never actually been a part of cynical so I didn’t know what it was, but I was told about it and oh yes a demon did just manifest in my kitchen is wherever they were. It sounded like it was in the kitchen and they just said Lacey is stupid. She’s stupid she really is. Don’t listen to her she’s stupid and then I said who are you and it said I’m karma and I was going on and on about some thing I don’t know that I said no you’re just a demon and I cast it out of my house and I’m gonna do that again in Jesus name so anyway, I’m getting really sick of this conversation and I’m not really stupid so I’m not sure why that even even thought that would be taken seriously maybe or if they just didn’t care and I get a review all that are being anything demonic from this house, in Jesus’s name, and and I just I rebuke 30 minute God and Jesus‘s name him anyway OK you know I’m sorry God but just because I’m doing some thing doesn’t mean that the demons have a right to attack me just because they’re angry their demons right there defeated I guess I’m not making much sense. I’m sorry, dear God, I guess they actually could attack me if they’re angry because they’re demons but whatever I’m expecting a minute I said her Ariel and anyway I don’t know if they’re supposed to be mad or not mad right now but anyhow, so yeah it sounds like JD Vance left with Bobby and then didn’t really think it was any good and then people are getting taken in by Bobby and thinking that somehow it makes sense to take him seriously because he’s a Kennedy OK so you know I’m not really bossing people around I think you all have that delusion that I’m like telling you what to do in a sense maybe maybe I am in a way I think in a way I am but in a way I feel like I’m just trying to sort of solve everyone’s problems for them and people don’t take me seriously and then they have to take me seriously and then just screw it up so I’m sorry Arabic 30 when you get in Jesus‘s name I don’t think Bonellis of history is wrong and I hope someone listening took it seriously but I am Lum said that diplomacy is over so it’s over. I wish Donald Trump well dealing with a Ron. I wish Vladimir Putin well dealing with the situation I don’t think that I know what to say because to me it’s amazing that he’s able to take a run and make them talk to him at all. They just seem like obstinate. Idiots to me at this point just totally self-serving. Obstinate idiots and it’s amazing that they take Putin seriously they almost wonder if they really do or if they just think they’re using him somehow and that they’re still the star of the show, I was feel like if if Putin wasn’t powerful and near them that they were treated like absolute shit I don’t think they really necessarily have that much in common with him. I think they’re just self-serving jackasses potentially, and I think they might actually hate him if they weren’t scared shitless by him, so there you go Vladimir there’s your front of me over there. I run backstabbing little jerk if they were over in South America I think maybe you’d have serious problems with them and they be putting the US against you they’re just petty little thieves, possibly according to Latin yeah don’t double cross people in that situation. It’s a bad idea. I’m sorry you didn’t know that over there an expert land I say to Islam.” says Lacey.

“so the first thing she had to realize that was shocking to her was that there could be an illuminati right now she’s having to realize how dumb unsophisticated immature week and inane and pathetic you all really are you keep dealing with her like she’s in a position of weakness, and you’re helping her but I’d like to point out again I am dead you’re hearing me extremely clearly that’s not at all normal there’s been a historic pandemic there was almost a banking crisis and we’ve had two failed US presidency‘s and a war and huge huge on rust everywhere that happened because you’re attacking her. That’s why because you’re attacking her, sincerely she’s not really necessarily causing any of that but it’s that is why it’s happening and no she’s not a freak. She’s a genius and she’s powerful in the way that you’re not even if it’s in Christ alone. I wasn’t gay you called me a cocksucker. I heard you and it wasn’t appropriate. I’m not gay that somebody else’s delusion. but you think I am gay because you are secretly gay aren’t you? And there’s no way out of this stop thinking you’re going to woo us back into thinking you’re worth a fuck to talk to. Lacey has always been astounded by the bullheaded backward sub human arrogance of Muslim men towards her. She hopes that you’re not actually subhuman, but in her experience, you’ve all been perversely, arrogant, incredibly conceited, jealous, petty, and probably closeted homosexual‘s. We’re just angry at her that you’re that she’s prettier than you or some stupid thing like that you’re a bunch of petty little freaks and her experience would she have said that before no but then tonight you totally stabbed her in the back so you’ve alter a perception of all Muslim that because she has had horrible experiences with a lot of you And you knew that and so you pretended to be very elite and sophisticated and understanding don’t tell me the Queen Elizabeth is stupider than Lacey she wasn’t, but she also wasn’t smarter than her either you pull the wool over a lot of people’s eyes, pretending to be so godly and deep Stop humiliating yourself or you really royally fucked up tonight because now most the world knows that you people are just cheats.

And considering the war between Israel and Hamas Palestine this is a disaster for all Arab people all Muslim people everywhere I don’t know what possessed you to have anal sex tonight with Bobby Kennedy, Junior, and a Stabley see in the back but you did you screwed over all Muslim people And I know that he promised you the moon and the stars and said that he would be what what did he tell you?” says Lem.

“ oh, he told you to say that because you’re in a relationship with him!” says Dubai.

“ no that’s not true. I am not homosexual at all to. I would just like to know what did Bobby tell you what did he promise you?” asks Lem.

“ call Al he said that he would leave Cheryl for me.” says Iran.

“ so you’ve had a consensual sex relationship with Bobby for how many years?” says Lem.

“ I mean it’s been often on for about five or six I was part of the reason why I thought he’d be should get involved in politics because he was going to sort of do some deals for us so he he’s a Muslim brother but in a different sort of a way than like an actual Muslim so he’s a brother by another mother as what we joke about we call him our brother by another mother and he shows up you know we all get drunk and then we just fuck for hours and no I mean he’s not very well endowed but I am I was a huge fan of US history and I grew up seeing him thinking he was really hot and famous and so now I just and so now I just you know it’s like a really big treat to just screw with them for hours. It’s just it’s like it’s just a little slice of heaven and being secretly homosexual, I often doubt that I’m even going to heaven but it’s like it’s OK because even if I go, I’ve had some happiness in my existence I know I know that he dates lots of other people that I am like you love him I am completely fine with him being with lots of other people because I know in the end that you know we’re gonna end up together and be married it’s only been about five years of just like getting to know each other but I’m pretty sure that once he quits the political game that he’s playing right now that he’ll probably move to the Middle East he might leave a body double in the US but I’m pretty sure that he’ll he’ll move here I will be able to see in a.m. you know and actually make sure it’s him and then I’m almost positive. He’ll just be living here with me probably full-time.” says Iran.

“ i’m not jealous I’m straight and I was straight I I am I am pretty sure that’s not going to happen but that’s that’s your thing. That’s your choice and I was not expecting you to betray your people that much.” says Lem.

“ no I mean obviously that’s totally fair and I wasn’t expecting for Bobby to have us have this conversation right now but it’s just time it’s totally fine you know I mean it’s like Ella is understanding and I just think the Muslim people are moving in the right direction that’s a Bobby Waze says to me and they’re moving in the right direction and it’s just a hopeful moment for as long as we were supposed to me we’re just in a moment of hope and every time he says that I just wanna cry I just wanna cry and say how do you know that how do you know that Bobby how do you know I don’t know and it’s like how do you know that?” says Iran.

“ so so no I’m not. I’m not going to leave Cheryl for you. I am kind of involved with Olivia a little right now and I kind of just thought we were hooking up. I didn’t realize it was that serious.” says Bobby.

“ oh, hold on hold up do you mean to tell me that you’re gonna screw over Vladimir Putin tonight because I am pretty sure you’re pissing off Iran Bobby.” says Chris Hayes. “ and when they wake up to tomorrow morning and they find out that you’ve pissed off Iran they’re gonna be so freaking mad at you because you seriously pissed off Iran.”

“ i’m not really that upset but I’m just like a little upset because I feel like you really are in love with me and I don’t understand why Olivia is involved in the situation at all.” says Iran.

“ I got involved with Olivia because you were involved with Diego and I know you were involved with Diego because JD Vance told me when I fucked him.” says Bobby.

“ but the thing is the Bobby I’m just sensing right now that you don’t understand that this is really serious OK Olivia’s feelings are obviously hurt and that’s obviously very serious but she’s not Iran OK she’s not the nation of Iran and Syria and Libya and all those countries that are like real countries, Bobby like there’s people in them they’re real countries.” says Chris.

“ all right guys so I was going to stab Lacey in the back but I just basically saying fuck it I don’t have to give a shit about her. Oh and I am president.” says Kamala oh, so you silenced Tim Camala you silenced your voice of conscience what inspired you to do that?” says her psychic father.

“ I was feeling ugly tonight and then I looked at myself in the mirror and I thought no I’m a beautiful woman I don’t care what the mayor says. I don’t care what she says. I am a really hot ass and I resent the fact that she thinks it’s stupid to be a vain worthless bitch, because I worship deities in Hinduism that are vain shallow twats from hell and to me that is being a Brahman at its best.”says Kamala.

“ I feel you, my Brahman sister Lacey has said that I wasn’t the most beautiful woman in the world either. I say we stand together with Roma Downey and formal love Circle and hug each other.” says Usha.

“you guys I fuck to JFK tonight and Lacey was right he was really small but you can feel having sex with a ghost and turns out he wasn’t as bad as I thought he was going to be so I don’t know I kind of think for love.” says Roma.

“ I know I’m sure you are and I celebrate that.” says Kamala.

“ and I celebrate that too.” says Usha

“ well that’s stupid and boring because it’s just women so basically I’m just trying to find out like how do we become friends again because I don’t want you to like nuke me or new guy or nuke like Israel oh and Putin wakes up he’s going to be super surprised to find out that we’re not like going with the whole America sucks thing because like I’m sure he was excited to discover that there was someone in history who understood what he did but I guess we’re just not gonna go with that right? I mean that was what really bothered me. It was a bother my whole family was that you guys were starting to think that we were like the most evil people to ever exist and that we have destroyed foreign policy for the whole world because people like Lacey and I’m used to do foreign policy and like they were really like civil, an old-fashioned and boring, but this is how we do foreign policy now and it’s so much more authentic.

So I am just super excited but I’m also a little worried because he’s such a bitch. I mean he’s asleep right now and he’s not listening so I feel comfortable saying this on a blog be like because like I don’t know it’ll just disappear or something by tomorrow all right I mean people have told me that weird things outside have ended up on this blog, but I’ve never really read the blog at all and I barely even want to like look at her because every time I do I’m like oh my god she’s like a hotter version of my wives and that is just such an insult to me because they were hotter than her.

So I’m just trying to find out like how do we like kill Putin or like how do we just like take this whole story and make it looks like a joyful success story because I look at Kamala and her joy I look at them all and all of her joy and I’m just like That’s the kind of dry I want that’s the kind of dry I want.

Oh, and I’m just thinking, how do we kill him right like I mean a socket to be that complicated to kill Putin because I Ryan you’ve got I mean here to Iran does a Ron gets me. We are so soulmates I mean let’s be real lemons, my ultimate twin flame because who can yeah I know you can totally see me with like a hot older guy who is tall and is like exactly like what Lacey would want I know right because we’re being honest because we’re sadness, so I mean, I’m just really after whatever she has. It’s like an obsession with me is stealing things from her she could be into anything, and I would try to take it from her like she could decide if she was into collecting puzzles and I would just be like oh my God I have to collect puzzles now to I mean it’s just weird it’s like we’re all like that. We’re just like fuck Lacey let’s be Lacey, but then if we destroy her that we won’t have anyone to copy anymore.

So if she dies, we’re in so much trouble because I’m gonna need someone to copy. I’ve got like a copping addiction.

So anyway, I like my family is like that we like hopping people because it’s really hard to be us and so we like to copy people that’s how we cope we copy. 

So I am just wondering like do we kill Putin tomorrow or today Iran?” says Bobby.

“ I mean I don’t know I kind of think we should just probably not kill him because it’s going to be like really hard to do. I’ve tried it like 50 billion times and China has to actually him and he just doesn’t die easily. It’s really hard to kill him so I don’t know it’s like expensive Bobby is so freaking expensive can we just not?” says Iran

“ Siri what would you say if Diego was here if Diego was here you’d say I am not interested in that you say I am not interested in killing him because that’s just not where I’m at right now I’m in a really good place with God but Diego’s not here right now and so I just want to know what you think you’re gonna do because you are never this open with me you were only open around Diego and I just don’t understand why you don’t understand.” says Bobby.

“Hi!” says a random reader to God. Because they feel so awkward right now.

“ bobby I just I really feel like you don’t have a right to be that angry. I make money off of selling children and I lie about it OK that’s the kind of person I am who knows that and tolerates it but it’s part of the reason why I’ve tried to kill him because I can’t stand the fact that he’s so damn godly, I have a really hard time understanding you. What was it like? What was it like being with Olivia?” says Iran.

“ what was it like being with Olivia? I’ll tell you what it was like it was good. I had her wet pussy on my cock 12 times before they found out and started talking about it.” says Bobby.

“ hey I’ll have you know that when I had my hard cock in Diego’s asshole, I was only thinking of you.” says Iran.

“ what kind of game is this?” says Bobby, tapping.

“ are you guys does this conversation seem strange or am I just a little off?” says Kamala.

“ i’ve played nickel in my heart, and now he is holding me accountable for it. It’s just a sexual favor for a friend.” says Bobby to Iran.

“ I am really not buying the story right now to me it seems so much more likely that I Ron wants to have a sexual relationship with you Bobby but that you were just not interested. I think you’re a player and I Ron knows that and they’re just trying to find someway to get rid of you because you’re like a stocker and that’s kind of obvious right now.” says Chris Hayes.

“ well I just want to say that I’m running for president and if you would like to me, I can solve everyone’s problems.” says Donald Trump.

“ do you know that’s not really an appropriate thing to bring up right now because I was running for president and then you ruined that.” says Bobby.

“ you know you’re totally dead you’re totally dead you’re totally did dude.” says Iran.

“ OK well that’s disturbing. We were talking with food and we were having a nice conversation. I actually think Lacey’s insight into world history was was really good and I think and I think that it’s super unlikely that we’re going to have a problem because I just feel like we’re going to get this worked out because I wrong as a nice person. There are nice people from that country represented here tonight North Korea didn’t show up for a while but that’s fine. Rush is sleeping they were tired that’s cool we had so much fun talking with Roma Downey and then I don’t know it seems like Lacey and lime, and Putin were talking and no one really paid attention to what they were talking about but then someone said that Lacey was just coming up with bullshit. Who said that that she was just a total fucking idiot, who is just like spouting off nonsense and then like Putin was like kissing her ass and so as long as they’re just like stupid ass Cox, what I mean, what is a fake it and Putin is obviously like a loser but who said she was an idiot?” says a U.S. Diplomat.

“ and I said that I told everyone that she was a total idiot and then I I I said that if you guys didn’t do exactly what I said that I was going to beat you up because I have you on my show and I can do shit like that and I’m kind of a stocker bitch.” says Chris.

“ him OK and I know I was a Museum doesn’t want to fire you right now because they’re just like feeling like in there mercury vibe was there Neptune zoo Xena some aspirations, so I totally got that and they also like know that you know where all the bodies are buried and they’re like stabbing you in the back at the same time dude so I don’t know I’m just not particularly worried because I feel like it’s all just gonna work out. I’m not sure how I have a feeling I’ll probably just have to just like Alex Kamala to office does Donald Trump has no idea what he’s doing men most of the night he’s just been standing around, listening to everybody being quiet and analytical, but I don’t think he really knows anything. I think he’s just like a stupid ass bitch.

So I’m not like keen on having him elected because I’m pretty sure he’s just sort of a moron I mean he just does so much listening it’s like why are you listening dude like what are you listening to? I don’t even know like just to talk and be normal and say smart stuff.

So I don’t think we still liked him. I think we should just elect Kamala and Tim and then I think we should probably just keep fighting in Ukraine because eventually Russia will be open taken by Ukraine. Eventually, Russia will be overtaken by Ukraine. I mean that’s so fucking obvious from like a military perspective it’s so obvious that Ukraine will be able to overtake Russia militarily. And and I mean I understand it’s like the Russian winter mess but there’s like global warming and so particularly worried about like a Russian winter right now. I mean what the fuck even is that like I’ve been to Canada in the winter to go skiing it’s not that much worse than Russia Him like you could totally fight a war in the winter no no I mean notice we have thermal clothes, purple clothes we have thermal clothes we have excellent sound systems for cars. We a lot of really good winter technology I’m not particularly worried about conquering Russia from Ukraine.” says a U.S. Diplomat.

“ you know I’m not really either just because it’s like we have a draw me what are drones anyway like I feel like we are totally destroying Russia right now and part of the reason why Lacey LM sat around talking is because they’re really insecure resistance obviously like super insecure they haven’t. They’re having so many so many big progress points west few months, there have been so many progress points in the last few months and yeah, we lost Vietnam. We lost the war in Afghanistan. We lost the war in Iraq twice essentially and we really haven’t won a war since Korea or the cold war if you count that, but this is this is different because this war is going to be like totally cool huh I made a joke but I just think like, I just think we’re really at like a crossroads and it’s time for us to just like kick it out of the park and like make a home run and just really show of the world that we’re really just still the miracle that we always were your gonna be joyful, request to be excellent and prestigious. He and I am just wondering do each route do the draft because we’re totally gonna have to do a draft I mean or totally not feel like actually declare war in Putin because that’s just like so World War III vibes.

That’s just like so World War III vibes but now I’m just thinking why are you even bother because people don’t really even notice it’s like wags the dog.

It’s like World War III vibes. It’s like three fights but like not because no one‘s gonna notice so I am just thinking what if we like harness our sexual energy yeah, I say we have some sucks. I suck you all off.

And then we could totally just elect Kamala, and then we do some sort of draft.” says Bobby drunk.

“ so I say we do World War III vibes to except I don’t really want oral sex tonight Bobby but thanks ever so much.

But I just feel like if we do I feel like if we do, I feel like if we do a draft will probably have to be super clever about it so I’m thinking with Alex Kamala shoot Donald Trump as we planned and no I know Bobby are not a part of that plan but I just wanted you to be in on it because we’re going to fuck each other later In our hearts. We need to be aware of what’s happening. we need to be aware of what’s happening so I just say we like screw Trump over OK I’m not gonna tell you more than that. Do you need to know right at nine and then we get Kamala elected and then we just like invade Russia because I think we need to do something nice for Ukraine. OK there’s all those kids coming through there and that’s a hell of a lot of money like Iran said tonight that’s a fuck load of money.

So I think so I-“

Later.

“ so basically, it seems like what happened is that you just should probably know this if you’re reading her blog because apparently she writes stuff on her blog and then according to someone by the name of Niger prince don he’s some informant for the CIA. She erases everything on her Block oh, I’ve never read the blog, but apparently someone’s using it as a resource tool like Elon Musk, or some thing reads the blog and then just like in Xhosa and she doesn’t know that he’s a racing it, so apparently, like she thinks that it’s being published, but in reality, no one‘s really reading it Oh so Christian Niger prince Don it’s safe to say that is so Elon Musk for the record I am there’s a man who told us tonight at the meeting after we played snickel 

He said we need to be careful invading Russia, this winter through Ukraine. After Kamala is elected, she will put troops on the ground guaranteed. I am, and she will insist on there being a draft because of the situation in Mexico at the border we will have to withdraw the troops from the border of Mexico to fight in Ukraine when we go on our winter Russian offensive.

We won. We will have to fight Kamala on this because she insists that the troops are automatically going to be winter ready but we suspect that they actually may need some training to prepare them for what historians whatever the fuck they know call a brutal war time experience.

Oh, so some people are claiming that it makes sense to train the troops in but other people are saying that that we need to just send them straight from Mexico because that’s what president Kamala says.

Either way, there will definitely be a draft based on what seems most likely there’s the situation in Mexico there is the situation and other situations and then there’s the fact that we may not have that many troops in the military right now because the list of numbers may have gone down after the debacle in Afghanistan, and all the drug use and suicide issues in rural areas of the US and the population decrease There aren’t that many troops millennials were more interested in fighting than Genzie so we have a serious lack of ground troops and we will be taking them from Mexico to the Ukraine. There’s also the issue of the fact that a lot of people are not interested in getting the job and a lot of other such pertaining issues I suspect That given the job given the job given the situation in Mexico and the lack of interest in Genzie and joining the US military that we will have to definitely start updating a draft plan of implementation. I do not foresee any problems at all. I have a feeling will probably be able to get a lot of support from the Merrick fool to fight in Ukraine, am I have checks? I’ve done the calculations with Chris Hayes. All of the test six that are necessary using the deviant processes which of course includes a lot of different computer services and analyses that I will not list off. I am tired but let’s just say with an a margin of error, calculating for bias, controlling for a great many factors, we should have absolutely no problems fighting this war.

Moneyball (Main Theme) plays.

I would now like to discuss how we plan to filter the troops from the Ukraine into Russia.

I think I think we can probably. I think we could probably find a way to shift them in slowly overtime and sort of a Trojan horse type thing. I think that I was I’ll show it on the map:

Okay! So!

It’s so funny that Lacey was fascinated by Polish history I mean that’s obviously a coincidence him but it’s but whatever it’s just so funny to me because it’s like oh there’s reincarnation oh do you know emperor Constantine is their soulmate I mean it’s just like why would these people even care or they’re dead.

And then I mean there probably isn’t reincarnation in the Bible. No one‘s bothered to look because it’s just stupid if I was stupid why would it have some thing like reincarnation in it? I mean it’s possible but I don’t think it’s likely because it’s like why don’t we even know that there’s an afterlife I don’t think that’s even possible but whatever so so here’s my plan we go and so I just had to get that off my chest just seem like the thing to say so I’m thinking that we go from Poland straight through the northernmost part of Ukraine through Kursk because we’ve done some real good work Kursk and we’ve made a lot of headway And we’ve made a hell of a lot of headway Kursk a lot of fresh and people have died and so I’m just thinking we win Russia through Kursk. I’m thinking that we just start trickling them in dress them up and polished teach some Polish just basic Polish sentences. so I am thinking we just teach them some basic holy sentences a little bit of this a little bit of that are a little bit of him a little bit of this a little bit of that and then we just send them through northern Ukraine, but very slowly.

Just a few hundred or so here and there. And just a few countries are so here in there and then and then we will sort of send them into Russia, dry dressed up as Polish police officers and military officers and just do the average Polish Polish person here in there.

Hey, so I’m thinking that fishes I’m thinking that we just sneak in a lot of round trips into Europe 1000 in France 2000 in Germany another thousand in Switzerland they’ll never notice another 3000 and hungry we might have to get JD Vance to sleep with Bobby again to make that happen. Another thousand in Italy 3000 in Poland and then I’m just troubleshooting hang with me and so what I think we need to do is sort of dress them up like ordinary people. Dress them up like ordinary people in ordinary civilian costumes we could get him an Airbnb so we could get him in hotels. We could fake them all out by pretending like they’re heroin addicts. So we’ll just dress them up like that dress them up like heroin attic’s dress them up like ordinary, hot, sexy French people.

and then from there will send them up in through Ukraine through Poland, very slowly and filter them in through Kursk. Phyl threw them in through curse because we’ve got a really good foothold in Kursk so filter them in through Kursk you do you think no I think a miller would give us another four or 5 billion for this definitely definitely by February I would say at the latest maybe March She may be able to get us another couple billion to just start filtering the mend. You know I mean it’s going to be a long process probably March April May will be still filtering them in our you think we should start ahead of time yeah I agree I’m just a little worried you know that people won’t want to be leaving Mexico until after Christmas but I think it’s fine if we just take that opportunity and go with it you know I think we need to take time to sort of move them in from Perske into Russia and probably January. I’m thinking January because by the time she’s elected and then they get the money in February Putin and the attitude he’s had lately it’s just been pissy as fuck And I don’t think that Zelenskyy’s in a good mood either I don’t know what the hell is wrong with those two lately that I just think we’re gonna have to move a little quicker because I don’t know I feel like people are just getting sick of the whole war And I kind of feel like we just have to wrap it up because I think he’s tired you know and they’re just getting sick of the whole thing Putin‘s tired Solinski’s getting sick of it and I just think we need to just wrap things up because I don’t think it’s gonna work to keep drying it out so how about if we just move the troops in in January get them winter ready somewhere in Kursk, you know, get us money for thermal underwear, thermal sweaters this we can find I was talking with Bobby the other day about Patagonia’s

Patagonia has volunteered to donate $50 million worth of thermal clothing for the war in Ukraine. So I say we leave I say we get the Patagonian soldiers up from Mexico into Kursk you know and then just wait until she’s elected to get the money and then just invade in February or March but slowly so put them in some normal clothing. No I don’t think they should wear Patagonia in France when they’re hot and sexy, I think they should wear Patagonia in Kursk, and then remove the men from Kursk in the Patagonia.

So I think we moved them in from Kursk in the Patagonia in February, and then I think will be fine because there’s clearly an emphasis on victory right now forever one victory for us victory for Putin victory over ourselves, and my spiritual guy keeps telling me just do it just do it just do it. That’s what mine keeps saying just do it and so I think we should just do it.

So I say we move it up. Hey Siri move in move it out and move it up and have our way with it.

I am now going to program my vibrator to fuck my butthole to manifest victory in Russia. 00 we will move the butt hole in. No that’s not what I said we will move vibrator into the butt hole. Thank you Siri

We will move the but we will move the vibrator out of the butt hole. Thank you, Siri.

Now we will attack the bottle from the left.

Move into my butt hole Siri from your current position.

No, remove yourself from my butthole.

OK now move your self in from the right.

Gentlemen, my butt hole is symbolic of Kursk the yes, thank you and wash that off please thank you based on the data gathered from my brilliant device we should win the war in about two years tops.

Oh yes, I use a vibrator that is computer genius aren’t you vibrator and I have programmed it to factor in a lot of different information. No it does not have a consciousness, but it is my weapon of war.

I say two years tops, because based on my butt hole calculation of the spiritual energy, I was able to extract for our analysis. I don’t think it’s Chris to take more than two years really doubt it really doubt it’s gonna take more than two years I think hers is going to probably be totally inundated with ground troops from Ukraine And I think if we just slowly move them in from France, move them in from Greece, yeah put them in the the thermal and then move the bed very slowly like the Trojan horse we will probably win the war. Bye I don’t even know I wouldn’t even be surprised if we win the war. By next winter, I have a feeling by next winter will definitely be further than Kursk and I mean how much of Russia really is there

so that’s Russia OK and then there’s the cursed part.

And then we just need to take over the rest of it.

You know I feel like if we can just keep getting Bobby to suck China’s cock that eventually China will capitulate that it needs us it one sauce. It loves us and it just needs to be kind. Yeah he volunteered to suck everyone’s cock tonight, Japan, Iran, and China and I have yet to see China turn down Bobby Kennedy when he asks to suck their cock, no I know he was in bed with with a Ron earlier tonight but that’s not really a problem because I Ron was in a relationship with Diego and Diego keeps showing up I don’t know I don’t know why it keeps showing up but it seems like he’s just really dead set on some thing and I have no idea what it is.

So, so I just think if we can figure out a way to get the ground troops from curse pets of Russia, we will probably most definitely win the war within two years so my vibrator I will now demonstrate to you the general frequency vibrations of the way that I see the troops flowing.

“ I’m seeing a lot of circling action what does that indicate?” says Elon Musk.

“ that is the circle is circle lysing of the troops that is the circle lysing of the troops from our roundabout. So it goes in and then they just circle back that goes. It goes it goes in and then it just circles back in that circle process will be them returning home safely soundly with joy. You know this is we are a time of joy we are in libra, and it is Joy season.

So we’re going to send them in circle them on back, and I say we win the war in 2 Years fair and square, simple and easy and best case scenario it won’t even take two years will just take Moscow and then screw the rest of Russia. We’ve got Moscow.” says the US.

“ man, or jack some thing from my blog Elliot Roosevelt just cracked up laughing, and I was laughing with him. Are you sure that Putin’s even going to be in Moscow?” says Lacey.

“ and he will be because all of Russia is just a waste land except for Moscow the majority of the Russian population Lacey is in the eastern part of a Prussia or western part rather the Russian people live in the western part of Russia and there’s really nowhere else that they live, and all of Russia, other than just the western part for the most part so there’s a little part of him there’s a little part of Russia that is that is definitely dangerous and that’s that’s the part that’s cold but I don’t think Bosco is that cold. It’s a city and it’s so close to Kursk.“ says the US.

“ what about Saint Petersburg so that’s a decent considerable amount north I don’t know that you would be able to overtake Moscow that easily and I’m a little worried that if you do try to invade Moscow that you’re going to start a nuclear war.” says Lacey.

“ you guys are invading Russia you’re invading Russia, that that that that’s like an invasion of Russia and during the Cold War that would’ve been a huge no no you don’t invade Russia.” says Krushev.

“ I yeah well OK but that’s not now that was during the Cold War.” says the U.S.

“ but but you’re invading Russia.” says Krushev.

“well that’s not a problem because it’s not the Cold War. You’ll just have to try to understand you’re one of those goes to talks to Lacey and thinks Salome was straight and that she’s in the upper class old money and we’ve learned to ignore you people and she would say oh, you know they’re telling you the truth and you guys of been attacking me, and has been sadistic, and it really didn’t make any sense from the very beginning and it’s been horrendous but that’s just not how we see it. It’s that she was on kind of Chris Hayes because she looked at him funny essentially that’s what Diego said Diego said she gave him a dirty look in her spirit she just kind of gave him a sort of dirty look. That’s what Diego told us and so he didn’t lie we’re sure of it and so then oh this is and Chris got really offended on Diegos be hot behalf and said it’s OK buddy I’m not gonna let people kill you just because you’re upset and no it’s just not gonna happen that way because it’s just not gonna happen that way and you just don’t understand so I’m sorry I’m tired and I’m not gonna keep arguing with the girls were really just demons.” says Bobby and JD Vance.