“Wha!?” by Lem

Kate Nesheim comes at Lacey:

“Why didn’t you marry my husband!?” she says.

“Because he’s my second cousin.” says Lacey.

“Yeah. …If she’d met me…in college…we’d have dated. But I was her cousin.” says Matt.

The Illuminati is confused.

“So you’d expect to marry Putin?” says the Illuminati.

“No!” says Lacey.

“She’s like me. She’d actually rather have had a $4 million dollar house in Minnesota. Than $1 billion dollar palace. Really.” says Matt.

“That’s a nice house!” says Jamie.

“IT IS!!” says Lacey, exasperated with other people.

“I don’t get it either.” says Jamie.

“You live here:

And that’s an estate.” says Lacey.

Jamie laughs. “But it’s not a palace.”

“JAMIE! …Let’s be honest…your estate is nearly as large. Not quite but…it’s not that different. …And we built it. With family money. And it’s all yours. In a very private world. …I have no idea why we’re THAT inferior. That’s ABSURD! …And…palaces are so cold. And SO BIG!” says Lacey.

“Our house…is HUGE!” says Jamie.

“Oh my word!!!” says Lacey. “How do you keep it warm!?”

Jamie winces. “It’s…expensive.”

“Can you afford it?” says Lacey.

“Yes!” says Jamie.

“What a burden!” says Lacey. “Are you okay!?”

Jamie cries.

“Oh you poor thing!” says Lacey.

“I miss my mom.” says Jamie.

“You’ll see her again!” says Lacey.

“I want her here NOW!” says Jamie.

“I wish I could!” says Shelly.

“She just can’t. She’s dead. But she still exists!!!” says Lacey. “Don’t worry.”

“Is she here?” says Jamie.

“POSSIBLY. Sometimes.” says Lacey.

“I wish I could just talk to her.” says Jamie.

“Don’t try!” says Shelly. “It’s a bad connection. It’s like…a bad telephone connection. There’s lots of interference. Some people are able to hear us better than others. Lacey’s one of them. But…even so…she often has to rely on God. And…it’s not good. …You believe in God…but…it’s just too dangerous for you. Some people have…a responsibility to themselves or others to share or acknowledge that they’re experiencing something supernatural in their own spirit. Like Lacey. And some saints. But most us…can’t and should not…even try! …I don’t talk to most people. Like psychics? No! But yes…I still exist.” says Jamie’s mom, Lacey’s legal aunt.

“So…I just want this:

Or this:

Or this:

Or this:

Or this:

But in Great Britain.

I want an estate that slightly larger than Jamie‘s but not because I’m competing with her but because I just want one that’s a slight bit larger. It’s not competition at all actually some of those houses might not even be larger than her house…but it’s just…it’s the way-it’s just that I like-I just wanted one a little bit larger.” says Lacey.

“So you don’t want a palace? I can understand that. I actually do. I understand!” says Jamie.

“No I think you know as well as I do that palaces are really cold and they feel cold. You might be able to imagine it as well as I do. You might be able to imagine it. It’s just cold! It just feels cold!” says Lacey. 

“Why are they so cold?!?” says Jamie.

“ well in great Britain or possibly France or possibly Spain they would be cold, but in North Dakota or Russia or Minnesota or Canada or lots of places in the world still there cold and even in Great Britain I imagine at times there are drafty places and palaces where it’s cozy, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s a little chilly in certain spots and then you have to light a fireplace or you have to heat that specific room and it’s stuff like that that I don’t like and I like being able to walk through a palace freely with no temperature changes I prefer to be able to walk through the place freely with minor temperature changes so the old Seattle climate the old British climate that sort of thing is my is my bag I like that quite a bit but I could stand drafty spots possibly because it’s England you know but I don’t think in Norway or Sweden or Denmark or Russia or a Minnesota or North Dakota I couldn’t handle living in a Normas palace. It’s just ghastly, possibly physically on a sensory level it’s just ghastly, rather as a very large house that’s not too large the large enough is still quite spacious, but it’s not ghastly.” says Lacey.

“Are we evil?” says Jamie.

“ I don’t know I can’t figure out if we’re sweet and innocent and well-intentioned and minding our own business or if we’re irresponsible because we should be running the world. I can’t quite figure out which.” says Lacey.

“ I think you and I like minding our own business and I don’t think we like getting involved even though we like being involved.” says Jamie.

“ yes but it’s not always about what you like. Sometimes you have to make sacrifices and that’s what I can’t quite figure out.” says Lacey.

“ you’re right!” says Jamie.

“So you think Putin is just playing around?” says the CIA.

“I think you all are!” says Lacey.

“Lacey you can’t be with them because they’re in the Illuminati.” says Jamie, mocking the Illuminati.

“Oh my Jamie! They’re in an expensive, exclusive coven. Wow! I’m impressed!” says Lacey.

“I am. I am impressed just as much as you possibly are but we’re also just kind of like why bother?” says Jamie.

“ yes I would rather have a nice home-cooked meal with decent food. Yes I clean house happy kids I’m not I don’t why the fuck do I have to take care of these fucking imbecile jackasses I just wanted roast beef and baked potatoes. You know it’s like I just buy roast beef baked potatoes, and to mind my own fucking business and then here they come with their bullshit expecting me to fucking babysit them all the fucking time.” says Lacey.

“ oh no, you’re not babysitting them sweetie babysitting you you’re figuring out what you knew from the very beginning over eight years of harassing you daily and possibly killing billions of people to do it but they’re babysitting you because they’re in the Illuminati.” says Jamie.

“ it’s psychotic!” says Lacey.

“ yeah and then you fall in love with Vladimir Putin and he’s not a man and you’re not a woman and you’re not in some awful marriage and he’s not single essentially and you’re not supposed to feel anything for each other and then it’s supposed to just disappear because he’s in the Illuminati.” says Jamie.

“ Yeah they just cut off his dick every night and drill holes in his brain and then he’s fine!” says Lacey.

“ yeah how bad off do you think he is?” says Jamie.

“ oh last night he was miserable. He wanted to screw the shit out of me and he couldn’t because he was in Russia and I’m here in Minnesota and we can’t be together because that’s not allowed, they’re snubbing me. And so that poor man sat there, eating his Cincinnati chili, spaghetti, waiting to claw his eyes out. We did it at the same time seemingly his schedule is a little screwed up, but I know he was miserable absolutely miserable people or people you know, men or men, and he was miserable And I feel terrible for him but then it’s like what am I supposed to do? That’s why I ask last night or are they holding me hostage? Do you know why can’t you just figure out how to make something work and it’s really not that complicated I mean maybe it is for him maybe it’s not but then how is he supposed to win this war? If he can’t figure out how to have dinner with me in person it’s Mean I think he probably will but it’s a little bit concerning and it pisses me off because they’re obviously a part of that as well and then you know it’s just he’s he’s he’s going along with it and that’s why I start to think maybe there’s not reincarnation because I can’t believe that Alexei Romanov would be that stupid. I can’t believe that because I have to think that that that they would’ve understood as well as I do that you you can’t just deprive yourself that way that’s absurd.

There still could be ring carnation maybe he’s not Aleksey I don’t know but it doesn’t seem like he quite anticipated. Logging for me that much and then it’s like 00 shit she’s not worthless ugly little piece of shit. Damn, what do I do you know, and then I I feel bad for him because men can be a little slow at times just like women can be, but I I don’t know I don’t know what you could possibly be thinking playing himself that way in a sentence and then you know it’s it’s just no nothings going to happen not at all and that’s it’s fine it’s fine I can handle it and I think he understands that I hope that I’m not absolutely devastated because I am with Lem’s. Yes, he’s a ghost that sounds psychotic, but I actually am with him so in a sense it works out, because I am with an I was a ghost of a real ghost but in a way it doesn’t because I’m also physically still alive and Putin is too poor thing. Poor man and I can’t figure out what the hell I’m supposed to do, but God knows that God knows that I am baffled extraordinarily baffled.

Him know anything as obviously I could be with him without being married to him, but I am, then I don’t know what the hell it is that the 21st-century is expecting of humanity because what what what is he supposed to do just cut himself into pieces over me. What if you know it’s like he he’s not gonna be able to get over me, Jamie, you and I both know that men like us, I might not be your biological cousin but I’m enough like you in someway that we both experienced that and I don’t. I don’t know what he’s thinking it’s just sick and bizarre that they have this notion where it’s like they can just dispose of women or they can just sleep with them even in their head even in some silly way you know that they think it’s nothing and then it’s just they can just throw them off, if that’s the thing, some of that maybe are narcissists or they’re slightly aromantic and then they can manage it but they’re not all aromantic or asexual and I or narcissistic and then that’s the problem I don’t know what I don’t. I can’t figure what the hell is the expecting of them selves it’s just absurd.” says Lacey

“ does he understand that he had sex with you?” says Jamie.

“ I think he does. He’s very he’s probably brilliant I think he does but I don’t think no I think he does. I think he understands the that he thought he thought he did but then this is where I think he tends to be in denial about certain things, but I mean that in a very big picture political way, where he thinks that he can work with people and appease them and again but not pass a certain point and no I think he tries to work with the US thinking that we will work with him but it’s very confusing country to work with because there’s people like you and I and then there’s people like the Kennedys and I don’t think he knows how to reconcile both groups of people living in the same country.

And I also think he doesn’t quite understand that you can’t you can’t um, you can’t sell yourself out.” says Lacey.

“ they don’t understand what that means Lacey they’re thinking like stupid nurses I know I kind of know what you mean though.” says Jamie.

“ yeah, you have to have a cut off point. For you and I with our level of wealth because we’re not running a country we get guns and other things of that sort and prepare ourselves or defend our property and defend our land the oil. So you and I are prepared to defend the oil repair to defend our actual house on the land that it’s on but I don’t think I don’t think we can do more than that and that’s that’s our cut off point if the US government doesn’t protect us, your house is still your house. My house is still my house. The oil is dollars and I know that. Yes it’s that’s reality and I don’t think they get that concept because they live in a book that they borrowed from some bookstore to go to brown university,

You and I know that what’s ours is ours has a very common sense old fashion concept I want some thing isn’t yours. It doesn’t belong to you, and I’ve never the whole love thing of they belong to me. Yes, a woman can belong to a man but the Ness for a man has to belong to himself, and belong to God if he doesn’t belong to himself and he doesn’t belong to God, I don’t think anyone can truly belong to him. He probably belongs to somebody else somewhere so in order for a man to really have a wife properly he has to belong to himself in Christ he can’t belong to anybody else at the end of the day. He belongs OK that’s not entirely true. He might belong to his mother and father if they love him they still get in over claim him if they actually love him in Christ room or you know, God consort that whether not it’s in Christ or not, but beyond that, he belongs to himself, and really separate from them in a way he belongs to himself Because he has his own man, even if he is still loved by his family and they still claim ownership of him at times to protect him if if that’s workable or necessary in Christ but beyond that, he is his own man and then when that happens, he’s able to be with a woman and separate himself I don’t know if they understand that concept I do but I’m a little wild and I am free and I don’t have a husband that I belong to. Unfortunately he was alive and so I am fully prepared to use guns to protect myself if necessary in my property, I am not a lesbian no it’s not. I’m wild you know I’m Scotia, if there’s reincarnation And my father was probably Tom Banks even though your uncle did raise me an away legally you know he’s my father and I guess I’ll leave it at that but I don’t I cannot. I cannot say that time to stop my dad and I think you’re OK with that I just I don’t know where these people draw the line Because we protect ourselves, we have guns. I hope you and your husband know how to use them, but but then that’s all that we can do if you use government isn’t prepared to protect us, will protect ourselves as much as we can.” says Lacey.

“ yes and the net worth is not reincarnation. Putin is a bit of a communist, and he doesn’t seem to understand how offensive he’s being you. You can’t just make love to her and then walk off like some sort of communist nincompoop.” says Alexei Romanov.

“ and then ask her if there is reincarnation, he hast to cut himself off somewhere he can’t get himself into this emotional jam, where he’s in love with me, but then there’s nothing he can physically do to sort of express himself and then he’s just fit to be tied while he’s fighting a war.” says Lacey.

“ you’re right I have no idea why he’s going along with that.” says Jamie.

“ yeah no it makes no sense and I think that could be why lame last night was starting to tell me that I was going to die within the next month or two if things keep going as they are I don’t think he sees any way for me to survive because I can’t be alive the way things have been going it’s not that we wish anyone ill ill it any sort of harm it’s more that we can’t live in the world as it’s being forced on us.” says Lacey.

“ Lacey what they don’t understand is that you and I have trillions of dollars in oil in our family. And that we need to be respected as that. Beyond that, though we don’t have the arsenal that they have we have guns we have our brains we have our oil, but we don’t have command of armies at least not anymore. If we ever did, we don’t know, and I think that’s where they get tripped up and start feeling incredibly powerful when they’re not.” says Jamie.

“ I know JD Vance and his wife are such a fucking jackasses from the gutter. and I can’t stand those people you know, and Usha is possibly better bread than that but he’s not, and it never seems to bother her. She’s such a fucking little self-important bitch nitwit. no and it isn’t racism. It’s reality you know as she walks around like she’s whiter than fucking milk when she’s obviously an Indian and it’s just so fucking retarded. Come all it is the same jack ass maneuver it’s like don’t look at my skin color I’m better than you I’m more white than you are and they’re not at all. They’re just little racist pieces of fucking shit from the gutter. No no I’m not Sonos I’m speaking that over them. I break that in Jesus‘s name but sincerely that’s how they come across to me.

And then that’s the problem I can’t figure out what the heck what the hell they expect me to do in America we’re supposed to respect our government. We’re supposed to be a democracy, but they they believe that but then they also think that that’s not real because they live in some video game that they played in 1999 and their parents basement or some friends basement and they just think no I’m not really in a democracy. I’m in my cool cool world that I live in in my head. It’s like a no you never realized that that wasn’t real because they’re spoiled. They’re narcissistic and they’ve gotten everything they wanted. There were no road blocks for these people. There were no speed bumps for them to have to deal with reality. they think that there were but I didn’t stop them which to them as proof that there are superior, but it could actually just proves that they’re stupid as fuck and if they don’t realize that they’re just the statistical exception. Not that they could be superior or they could just be a specific section. I’m not sure, but they don’t seem to get it. There are statistical exceptions. They may not be exceptional people.

And I mean they’re in charge they got their authority okey-doke but then it is but then being not exceptional people they seem to think that if they become president or if they if they temporary, they get the reins of power that somehow means they’re better than you and I Just because they’ve been elected to some temporary office. That’s not the US that’s actually not the premise of the country at all you don’t get elected and then keep the title afterwards that’s not how it works. The presidency is not the US Olympics and I don’t think that the Kennedy family I was ever white realize that I think they started the Special Olympics because they thought that you know they won the real Olympics when they got the presidency And then they were going to let other people play at being special by playing sports.

But that’s not that’s not reality you don’t you don’t get elected to office and then keep the title that’s really not that they do it that way but that’s not the way America was set up the idea isn’t that you get elected and then keep the title. But you know they want us to humor them and that way but then there’s the fucking really jack ass dumb ass thing is that they all think than that apparently that they have the authority they don’t realize that they don’t have it and so then they being narcissistic nitwits, delude themselves into thinking that they still have the authority like Hillary probably still thinks that she’s the first lady Bill still seems to think he’s the president and yet they can’t do jack shit that they think they can and they’re very dumb and they’re very backward and they’re very narcissistic and so they keep telling themselves why isn’t this working out? They’re not doing what I want. This isn’t going how I want because they don’t realize that that’s not the American system. You don’t keep the title.

There are some people who keep the title in a way like FDR but that’s because of the accomplishments that those people make while they’re in office but he’s not the actual president he would. I don’t think he would ever claim that he would never claim that he’s a president or if he did make that mistake the Nikkos probably way way back I don’t know who the first president was to have that problem but I mean it they could go back to the beginning that they never did. They understood that that was what they were agreeing to, but then they never really like agreed to it openly. It’s totally dysfunctional because it is you know George Washington was like oh no there can’t possibly be a king And he’s right that is the American system but then what is everything after that you know and some people must’ve thought well no this is my title. No I won. It’s like a game show. Yes I could be a reference to Requiem for a dream, it’s like a game shout them you win the title you won the prize you won the prize you were the skinniest sexiest most exciting person you won the prize, but then what is the prize you know some people can’t even fathom the idea some people get it like the Clintons then they exercise this imaginary power and it drives everyone bat shit crazy it’s totally dysfunctional it’s total dysfunctional bullshit.

And then that’s where you and I kind of know that I think intuitively so we have our guns and we have a property and that’s not just American. That’s common sense.

I don’t know if Canada understands that or not but now we get to have guns we get to keep our property and if they don’t like it, then they can just come get whatever the fuck they want and I’ll shoot their fucking face off if I have to. See people existed before the United States and their legal legalities. The thing about Canadians is that they’re maybe not keen on attacking my house and getting into a shoot out with me and then I think are they going to try to kidnap me and torture me? I can’t trust them. I don’t know what they want for all I know they cloned my daughter not the Canadians but some random stupid ass person. Anyway, the thing is you have to have a cut off point somewhere and that’s where you know. I think Linn was trying to help Putin last night and it didn’t work because Jack Kennedy Hass to be straight. Learn Billings Hass to be gay or Bobby just throws a fucking hissy fit.” says Lacey.

“ did they can accept that or not?” says Jamie.

“ no they’re such losers. They are such fucking idiotic middle-class pieces of shit losers. Know that they did and then they start playing mental games to think that the money that we have in our family doesn’t mean anything. I think for a split second Putin thought about trying to find someway to get me to be his wife about a week ago or a couple of days ago. He really seriously I think was considering it because I guess his dick just got too hard thinking about my tits. And he thought what the hell maybe I can figure this out. but then you know that’s just being human you know it’s like it is so sad but it’s like sometimes you have to eat sometimes you have to you know brush your hair that’s just part of being in a fallen world. And there’s nothing wrong with it in a sentence in Christ but yeah, they can be very beautiful but the problem is people start getting freaked out by it because then it’s like oh my gosh this could actually be real that he’s going to really like take her into his house and make this public And he could I could easily take the whole block down or we could leave it up and make a joke out of it I mean hello Snowden. Or maybe he’s not a safe person for me to be married to but there’s ways to make that work and I think he was calculating it but then they feel insulted because they think oh my gosh maybe lamb was straight and maybe she actually wasn’t just a gold digging slut, trying to hook up with a rich man. MSNBC is still in love with that because it made them feel really rich and sexy. And they’re not, but it made them feel that way and they can’t quite let go of it. Bobby is still in love with the idea that lamb was gay and in love with him and then when they die, they’ll be together in some weird children’s movie, where he’s the hero. And everyone else is just narcissistic and incredibly conceited. They can’t stand that I’m prettier than them and that’s part of it. If I were to go be with Putin, and he were to take care of me know I look like myself, but they start to realize how beautiful I probably really am And then that would be very threatening not to the Russians. I think they think it was hilarious because I’m into perfume and I’m pretty feisty and I don’t think that they would be horribly upset by it. I actually think they would think oh for finally getting somewhere. I don’t think that would be upsetting to them. I would have to deal with the fact that they were probably happy in a way that I wouldn’t really comprehend it and that would be a little overwhelming overwhelming to me, but then that would be some thing that would be plausibly, workable, psychologically, speaking.

But then the problem as far as I can see it is that he starts getting ashamed of himself. He either hast to admit that he’s more in love with somebody else who is, I don’t know some gymnast or something there’s probably some woman who he’s a little more in love with, and I’m not really actually all that hurt by that because I understand he can’t help the fact that he’s in love with this woman that’s just reality if he is, if there’s some woman that he’s more in love with me, I’m actually not devastated. I am relieved because then that’s what’s best for him and that’s a relief to think that he’s better off. it’s all good things worked out that was the best thing for him and he did it that’s good but then you know I don’t know if that’s happening or not I can’t tell.

And then the other angle is that it seems like if there’s not some other woman that he’s more in love with, obviously in some good way that that he’s may be a little bit bullied sexually by American men. Am I American men I don’t just mean in America I mean all over the world bisexual closeted jack Kennedy is everywhere, who just are totally embarrassed by his virility and his sexual prowess. They can’t handle the fact that he can stare at me think of what I look like, naked and then get hard. They could handle it with my living husband because they tell themselves that he’s a little black if you seen Augustine. Or they tell themselves he’s Jewish the Jews are like that sometimes. And if he wasn’t and he was like Joel, who like maybe should’ve married anyway, then they wouldn’t be bothering me at all and they can’t probably necessarily fathom that either but if I just marry the right person, they would have no beef with me they have no bone to pick and then they have to deal with whatever misery is in their head that they refuse to deal with.

Who is David? Hey Siri how to deal with a fact that that shit or they would have to deal with the fact of him at the heart if there’s not reincarnation, you know I am superior to them and they’re just narcissistic twats.  Or I don’t even know what I guess that Lem was straight. 

So it’s a lot of denial just tons of denial but also bullying I suspect I don’t think Putin can handle the fact that this gymnast is a hen pecking little narcissistic bitch if that’s what she is. Or if he was he can handle that but then he also can’t handle the fact that he likes her more so it’s like oh no she’s beneath Lacey really but I still like her better. Because if that means what that if there’s not reincarnation his very middle class in a way. And that’s fine but then there’s a problem because in the whole world is essentially being run by middle-class people who are narcissistically offended, Jamie bayou, and I and the British royal family and anyone else who has an authentic claim to power.” says Lacey.

“So then what do you do?” says Jamie.

“ wait to die or just try to live every day miserably because I can’t clean this shit show for him and I’m in barest. I have secondhand intellectual embarrassment for them but no I I don’t know what the hell they expect. You can’t dismantle aristocracy and 100 less than 100 years basically and then expect everything to just be even keel super cool. they’re retarded fuck whites, intellectually if they think that that makes any sense to expect out of reality that a profound lack of understanding of history and profound lack of understanding of history. That is not how things work do you look at Africa you look at South America you look at how things work humans do not do well with enormous change in a short amount of time that is not our psychology. No fucking shit!

So it’s like oh I didn’t expect there to be an aristocrat living in Minnesota Norway Louis $1 trillion in oil and then they just lose their fucking shit and thats where Diego is not entirely innocent. Because he was narcissistically offended by me he was he went to is it Chi cut? I’m sorry. He went to the Rockefeller mansion with Chris Hayes and they just went gaga over the Rockefeller fortune. And it just seems like oh if they could only be that cool, you know that glamorous. And then they were trying to get that but then I think they met me and they sense that you existed and that our great grand uncle existed. He was knighted by the king of Norway and that my silver Smith family back in Norway in the 1700s existed and all of our oil and just who we are as people and that drove them possibly totally bonkers. I can’t get anyone to say that I can’t get anyone to admit that it’s just a theory that I have But it seems like that’s what it is. It seems like they can’t quite handle the fact that we really are the aristocrats that we are and it’s so childish and so simple but they just can’t handle it and I don’t understand why they can’t just admit that, and then find some gracious way for themselves to sort of exit the conversation.

Queen Elizabeth provided that for them while she was alive she allowed them some sort of excuse where they could just kind of throw her off with me psychically and I was fine because she understood everything so well but I don’t understand what she understood no one is telling me she never chose to tell me for some reason and that was her choice and I respect that in Christ and then I don’t know what I’m supposed to do because I’m dying I mean right after she died I was very ill and I wouldn’t be surprised if given the right conditions I could have possibly ended up dead. They put me on an antibiotic that they used to treat anthrax. I don’t have an I did not have anthrax poisoning know, but um something was in my body that was that deadly potentially and I don’t know how it got there. I don’t know what’s going on it could be supernatural even but that’s that’s the thing I don’t know how I’m supposed to test but if they can’t concede reality at all, I will probably be dead within a month or two or I might I might. I might still live at my cut sense is that I can’t live much longer It’s hard for me to take deep breath’s and it’s not just anxiety. I don’t think it could be but I’m not convinced of that because I’m quite weak. My hair is falling out so much. I’m I’m fine but my hair is slightly falling out, my skin has gotten very bizarrely dry I am slow to do housework cause I just keep getting so damn tired all the fucking time and the doctor, so no you’re fine you’re fine I have anemia I have a thyroid condition but I’m fine and to tell you the truth it’s probably supernatural you know the Kennedys have probably been trying to kill me out of raged. That Lem was straight. And Jack may just be pure evil if he can’t accept that. but then they both have been trying to kill me. Bobby has been trying to kill me. I know you wish I could’ve been trying to kill me to come. All is probably tried at times and they’re doing it so quickly and I think part of that could be some sort of sense of nobody sublease on their part, which is sort of ridiculous, and then there could also be some sense of fear, and then there could also be some sense of morality and then there could also be some sense of stupidity that they can’t quite figure out that they’re trying to kill me.

So I don’t think they even know that they’re having an election right now if there’s no illuminati in this blog is in just fiction. I literally think they forgot that they’re supposed to be doing an election because usually at this time of the year there’s more hubbub and buzz in Sort of a excitement about it but they’re so obsessed with me it’s like a comedy it’s it’s it’s sort of funny and they’re just totally obsessed and so they’re supposed to have an election but they’re really not able to concentrate on it because they’re just so fucking obsessed.

No, so then it becomes an issue of hoonigan because Russia was so of course they’re obsessed with her. Why wouldn’t they be if Putin‘s actually in love with her and I slept with her of course they’re obsessed with her.

But then that becomes a problem because he might actually have some gymnast or some other woman who is in love with more and then Melania Trump gets upset because she’s thinking oh no, I side with the gymnast I was a model. But she can’t drop her act because then she has to admit that, even though you and I lived on farms and away that were superior to them socioeconomically if she can’t admit that, and so she hast to keep up this routine that being a model and getting plastic surgery or something while you’re just looking like that, but then still, you know just looking like that is somehow superior I don’t I’m not. I’m actually probably prettier than her, but they can’t except that because I just blows their mind that would photographs well isn’t necessarily actually superior. I know that is reality I am superior I don’t photograph well but I am superior and that’s very hard for them to except although I think Donald Trump may have just forced Melania to as I said that which is interesting or someone else did yeah and there’s a question is is Putin bluffing no but then is he slightly bluffing it’s like he’s if there’s not reincarnation, or even if there is if he’s not really Alexei Romanov There are some people who know more than him about what he’s even doing himself in his own country and you know maybe he could be like Alex say, but there could be areas where he actually isn’t as aware of things as he wants to think that he is at and then that’s where it doesn’t make sense to concede certain things to the US as what I would say to him But then he’s gonna have to actually make that.” says Lacey.

“ so does that where he is at where he starts doing a nuclear war?” says Jamie.

“ yes, possibly if he’s not Aleksey because he doesn’t know where to cut himself off if he’s not Alexa, he may not understand that he’s allowed too much. This world has gone on for too long and he hast to have a cut off point.” says Lacey. “ so he hast to have a cut off point.”

“ where would you have cut him off?” says Jamie.

“ oh, I would probably have dropped a bomb on Israel.” says Lacey.

“ and you would’ve bombed Israel?” says Louis.

“ yes, it may have been no different than anything Hamas is already doing, but I would’ve done it myself and taking credit for it.” says Lacey.

“ so then what?” says Israel.

“ so then fucking stop your shit.” says Lacey.

“ do you want us to have a little talk with the US?” says Israel.

“ what do you think like?” says Lacey.

“ I think you’re about right now. I think you’re about fucking right you just can’t stand the child slavery thing?” says Israel.

“ what is that is all it is bitch what is it to you? How do use that and I’ll take back the land, hoe bag!” says Lacey.

“ fine you want the land back it was yours to begin with. You’re not interested in loaning it out anymore and you want the child sex slavery thing off your radar see you’re not that you’re trying to not try to get us to stop doing it. what is it you’re trying to get us to do?” says Israel.

“ I don’t want you to get the fuck out of my house and stop stealing my shit if you know what I mean I am sick and tired of babysitting you ass wipes.” says Lacey.

“ so what you’re basically saying is that if we can’t clean ourselves up and get our act together, we’re out on the street and you’re not gonna sure as shit. Let us pull our shit in your house.” says Israel.

“ yes I’m not gonna let you funneled children through my fucking country. I’m gonna hit it where I’m gonna hit you where it fucking hurts and you’re gonna think before it if you have a conscience or if you even have a soul. How dare you to sell children into slavery? How dare you just so you can keep your habit up your little drug addiction you little scum I’m gonna hit you where it hurts and I’m going to send you into real Purgatory. You clean up your act and you let Mia keep a little bit of an ion you I am going to end the child slavery trade and you want mine because I’ll still let you deal in adults a little here and there I’m not aware of the fact that you have needs and you need money I just don’t like your shit. It’s stinks.” says Lacey.

“ OK well then that’s not really over Israel.” says Israel.

“ no that’s true it’s not. Or is it?” says Lacey.

“ oh!” says Israel.

“ i’m damn mad I really care about those little tykes. What the fuck do you people live for? fruit?” says Lacey.

“ fine you’re right.” says Israel.

“ yeah y’all think you’re so Jewish little then I will hold you accountable for that which is why I just bombed you when you do bomb me back? I welcome the death!” says Lacey.

“ no we will not bomb you back because if you do you will probably do what?” says Israel.

“ I will close off my borders in a new way, and I will nuke the shit out of Australia.” says Lacey. “ I will drop so many fucking bombs on Australia that it’ll just be our little nuclear disposal band in the ocean and if that doesn’t affect you, I might just have to start killing all of my own people and then just let y’all sit here twiddling with your genitals, staring at the wall, like a bunch of nut cases from the cuckoo nest.” says Lacey.

“ no I think I think they could work with you so it’s really just about Ukraine for you and other stuff like that and that you’re just sick of America being such users? And of course you want the right to blow the shit out of everybody and you’re just against a child the child trafficking the rest of it you’re against but you’re like I’m a realist and you know that you probably can’t completely get rid of child trafficking, but you realize that more of it doesn’t make the small amount that would exist better or what yeah so yeah no you’re a realist And we’re not completely bat shit crazy in Israel so now we would probably try to work with you.” says Israel.

“ would I be dead?” says Zelensky.

“ yes, I would’ve killed you a long time ago.” says Lacey.

“ yeah that’s what I would’ve thought. No he would be dead. You don’t play you don’t play do you have an intense suicidal streak and it’s you just don’t play.” says an Iranian.

“ no God is still trying to convince me that this world is worth a fuck. I am thankful that I exist. I think I think humans are wonderful potentially I think I’m wonderful. I think my kids are wonderful. I want to think other people are too but I’m really not convinced that this world was worth a fucking shit.” says Lacey. “ Anita I love animals. I love animals. I love mother nature but I’m just mad the fuck the holy no fall thing. In the garden of Eden. It’s just so fucking stupid to me and I have absolutely no way. No idea why you chose evil? I think you know I was just dumb as a block of a block of blocks. It’s just so incredibly stupid Oh, there’s a bag of rocks dumb as a bag of rocks. It’s just so incredibly stupid and I don’t understand why were even here. I don’t get it but we’re here and that’s fine hon and you all have your reasons I would love to have heard them at some point but you’re all too busy competing with me I have no idea why are you people are so so sold on so many things that might not be very well. I don’t get it and if they are pure evil, then I don’t know what else I don’t know what else to say but I will trust you with Christ and know that that this is where I would leave things to than you would you describe off on your way and I’d make my point and then the US would work with me and I would have most of Ukraine if not all of it no I wouldn’t care about joining NATO. I would just say oh fuck NATO. I got Ukraine. I am one of the wealthiest countries in the world fuck NATO they can keep NATO silly little asses. I know it’s just you know and then it will just be. You know working the whole thing out. I wouldn’t trust you people and maybe that’s her Putin knows more about the situation than I do maybe I would just have to bomb the shit out of all of you after all What are you people looking for the holy grail?” says Lacey.

“ what if we’re obsessed with you because we’re just some psychotic brainwashed cursed like zombie robots because of JFK?” says Israel.

“ it would make sense of Bobby’s psychology, his obsession with zombie robots, the whole MK ultra thing. He’s like a little boy trying to figure out his own mind, but he just can’t quite grasp it. That’s completely possible that you people are just totally bat shit crazy I think things started getting weirder and weirder in the 1980s possibly 1990s people started seeming more and more obsessed with some cereal something and it was beautiful but it was also a little weird, because what is it Why can’t you just build your community play your games stay in your own backyard where are you all going? Do you know where is everyone going all the time?” says Lacey.

“ you know speaking from Russia what you’re saying makes sense speaking from your house as who you are the Nesheim family makes sense to most Americans though China seems like the bad guy.” says Larry David.

“ I don’t see it that way.” says Lacey.

“ what are you and Lem think alike in that way, right… but Bobby and his crew don’t understand that people have needs and that they can’t just exist for the joy Ment of other people.” says Larry David.

“ yeah you know what I wish. I wish him well but I just keep thinking what the fuck does he expect me to do?” says Lacey.

“ I don’t think they get that there’s like a cut off point and that there’s death.” says Israel.

“ that’s odd isn’t it because they grieve they lose people they lost Saoirse and you to think that eventually that start to realize that people die but it doesn’t seem like they ever quite figure that out.” says Lacey.

“ you don’t think I seem like I figured out that my great uncle was shot?” says Joe Kennedy (II or III).

“ no you don’t look like you’re living in a world where your family was targeted for murder but I don’t think multiple have realized that but you have a smile on your face like you grew up in this really wholesome middle-class family somewhere and maybe in Iowa or Wisconsin, where she’s just incredibly sweet and a everything is just really simple for you. You kind of grip on a farm not like a farm like a nice giant farm but it’s sort of more like a sort of like a Tim Walz farm where you’re kind of a little simple in your head, but you’re not stupid you could easily be the governor of Minnesota, and that could actually maybe be somewhat your your lineage back in Ireland but that was Ireland that was a long time ago and people have been shot in your family so I don’t know if you’re in denial about it or if you’re evil or both.” says Lacey.

“You’re right they do look like they’re a little lost.” says Larry.

“ oh, so I can’t quite figure it out. No I’m still getting good at stepping out of Russia. I don’t know what the hell it is I’m supposed to be doing sorry for swearing so much I guess but but no I don’t but I have no idea if there is being Carnation, I could be Scotia and he might not be Alex Seay or you could just be humoring me but I don’t get that sense and I have no idea what it is that you people are expecting. I’m sorry.” says Lacey.