“Ugly!” by Lem

Turns out if there’s reincarnation Jack misunderstood.

(Adult content below)

Jack saw Lacey and Lem having good sex. And Lem was getting Lacey to orgasm. And he saw her very vaguely but mostly saw Lem’s naked butt. He barely saw her face at all. He just her heard pretty voice and assumed she was faking being pretty with a manufactured pretty female voice. Like the fake-pretty voice his mother used to use to seduce men in Japan. So he assumed she had very little real beauty and that she was hoarding pleasure from Lem. What he didn’t realize was that Lacey always got Lem off. Always. And always put out. Even at her own physical expense. Because he walked in on them mid-intercourse. He didn’t have any context outside of his own personal experience. And he was a bisexual, mama’s boy who both hated and loved his manipulative, conniving, loving but evil mother. …So…Lacey seemed like his evil mother. And he assumed Lem was like him. And just needed to be rescued from his mother in Japan like he did. And he was going to stand up to his mother in Japan once and for all…and run off with Lem. Kind of like in Mrs. Robinson. Except…Lacey and Lem were not at all those people.

Lem was working on really getting Lacey to loosen-up and finally trust him enough to really get her off. She orgasmed for him many times. She’s not in need of worthless pornographic advice. *eye-roll* It’s about ACTUAL LOVE. …Some things can’t be bought. Some things DO LAST FOREVER. And when you’re married to your twin flame in a beautiful paradise in late 1800’s Great Britain…you have mind-blowingly good sex. But Lem…being Lem…wanted more. He wanted her to fully become one with him. Fro their bodies to unite in some…unspeakably profound way. Not just union. But…something better. …And actually in Heaven that was possible and is. It’s actually Lem’s genius that he sensed the existence of it…and Lacey’s too. But…he couldn’t quite grasp it. And he may have also been scared about separation from her. As she was scared of losing him. They didn’t really have any problems except for…the nature of a fallen world. They were that in love. And still are.

But Jack was on a mission for an evil Japanese emperor. And he got terribly confused. And he was jealous…and covetous…and deceitful…and just basically evil…but he may have also been slightly confused in some embarrassing, sad, tragic, peasant way.

He hadn’t had much experience sexually with anyone even though he loved sex. And so he thought he could help. He felt Lem was gay too…because…he just must be? Yuck. Jack was covertly molested by his Japanese mother and so…perhaps he felt that he was simply gay because he couldn’t find her attractive. And Lacey seeming like his mother in his mind…made him think that she was both ugly and yet…possibly…Lem was also just gay? How he imagined Lem not enjoying what he was doing was because Jack never…loved anyone. And he never understood sex…beyond the initial phases. He very likely didn’t as a JFK either. …He may not have even known about levels of orgasms. Or that men can cum earlier than women. Or that men enjoy getting women to cum. That that’s part of the sexual pleasure psychologically for straight men.

Jack Kennedy…is evil though. And if he ever figured this out…he may have chosen to smite May (Lacey if there’s reincarnation) anyway.

So he pulled Lem around…like a dog. All of Lem’s life. Thinking that what? If he let Lem get off by giving him oral sex…that eventually they’d really make love? Not like “stupid May” did but…as he imagined only he could. Yes…he had a competitive narcissist relationship with his mother in Japan. He longed to show her up as a loser compared to him. And she patronized Jack in a hurtful, narcissistic way.

Lacey is wildly different than May. And lest you get confused: Lem was taking great pleasure in getting Lacey off. Really getting Lacey off. Also…she’s not ugly.

“Was he being abusive to her?” asks a male reader.

“Mmm…no. But…that’s a lot closer to reality than what Jack assumed.” says God.

“No. He wanted perfection.” says a dead man.

“And that’s fine…but…he couldn’t stand her being apart from him. He managed it. But he loved her genuinely that much.” says God. “He didn’t go…insane…but…he became…anxious. And that was fine. Because he did love her. But…that was then. Now…he’s so tormented…I’ve had to hold him together in his profound anguish at times.”

“And then we’ve told her he’s gay!?” says Anderson Cooper.

“YUP!” says Mexico, in agreement with Lacey and Lem and God in feeling exasperated.

“But she knew!?” says Kasey.

“YES!” says John Lithgow.

“So…she’s in agony. Not just because she misses him…but because she’s…really sincerely worried about him?”

“YES!” says God.

Lacey sucks on a Blow Pop.

“Why?” asks the CIA.

“It just seemed like it might be fun. I was just in the mood.” says Lacey.

“So then your Jack Kennedy reincarnated and he’s just making you finally give him all sucks huh?” say millions of Americans including Bobby.

“ I was thinking that too, but I was thinking she was may and he has her trained psychologically to give him sexual pleasure whenever he thinks of it even slightly, but he’s not here right now and so where she would normally like reach for him and probably blow him off which must’ve been great for him to sort of train her in that way I’m sure she was willing to go along with that then it seems like well. I mean at the end of the day out of love for him, but it seems like that’s what they did but that’s hard for me to handle because of the middle class woman with a middle-class woman’s body and mind and I’m not actually unattractive my husband might actually kind of like that idea himself, but it’s hard for me to fathom this whole thing seeing her cousin and hearing them talk even though it’s not edited although I think she should think about editing her blog but it’s helpful because there’s enough stuff that is edited where I can kind of get an idea what’s going on I think that they’re just upper class old money people and they guys aren’t used to people who are Old Money having estates that look like this:

Because it’s a brand new house they probably spent about $4 or 6 million on that house and the property. And it’s probably worth around $7 or $8 million. That’s a lot of money but it’s not $50 million. and I get it but I don’t think you guys do her family has had wealth in their their family since the 1700s you guys are blind as fucking bats look at this house that was built in the 1700s.

that’s a large house and I have a feeling it’s next to fjord perfect I know it is and they own at least two or 300 acres of land. Probably more that is not an average middle-class American home. You keep hearing that that’s bullshit. That is absolute fucking bullshit from hell it really is it really is that is not an average middle-class American house first of all you have to realize you guys that you’re thinking like JFK.

That josie was built in the 1700s. People Brent building big houses back then there were a states that were being killed that a lot of these states are being built in Great Britain that you think of weren’t there there weren’t as many wealthy houses in Great Britain in the 1700s. There weren’t a lot of large houses in the world in the 1700s. And this is a large house this is not a small house. This house is at least 3000 ft.² if not more that’s a large house and it’s still in their family. It’s also something you people fail to ever recognize that house is still in their actual family.

They’re not the spencers they’re not know the spencers might not have. Actually he has a lead is that but you guys aren’t you’re not seeing the contacts to keep missing the context.” says this sort of woman:

“ are you still eating a blow pop Lacey?” says Jonah.

“ oh, yes!” she says.

“ Lem did you have something to do with that?” asks Jonah.

“Yes.” says Lem.

“He really wasn’t abusive?” asks the woman above or her type.

“We would think he was HORRIBLY ABUSIVE.” says Alain Delon. “But she’s right. We lack context. And there are many people today who are that…wild…who aren’t abusive. But…most adult people are prissy, prudish and backward in 2024.”