“Without”

“Are you withholding?” says Tsar Putin to Lacey.

“I don’t know.” says Lacey.

“Do you even know what we mean by that?” says Helena.

“No!” says Lacey.

“We’re saying that you’re withholding a like like love.” says Bobby.

“Maybe slightly.” says Lacey.

“Oh, I see. You think slightly!?” says Putin.

“Maybe.” says Lacey.

“I don’t understand what everyone’s problem is.” says Satan.

“Would you know how to stop?” asks Putin.

“Not necessarily.” says Lacey.

“Would lightning up help?” asks Putin.

“You mean…being less serious?” says Lacey.

“Yes.” he says.

“Huh. Ahh…

Ahh…

Alright…

Ahh…

Dear God help me.” she says.

“Are you trying to help my marriage!?” says Lem. “We’re very in love.”

“WHY!? Could she not super-orgasm…if you are not gay!?” says JFK. He drops an imaginary microphone.

“Vladimir you may have done that to yourself.” says a Russian oligarch.

“Because I wasn’t gaining her trust! I made mistakes.” says Lem.

“SHE HAS NO HEART!! SHE HAS NO BRAIN!! SHE IS NOTHING!!!” yells America about Lacey.

“AMEN!!!” shouts the American Christian Church.

“HOLD THE FUCK ON! This is NUTS!!” yells Jonah Wiley. “No!! YOU ALL ARE CRAZY!”

“FINE! But then why didn’t she cum!?” says an American reader.

“SHE DID!” says Jonah, nodding in exasperation.

“She orgasmed?” says a reader.

“YES!!!” says Jonah. “Look…there are levels of orgasms. I was a porn addict. I know.”

“What’s a super-orgasm?” says a reader.

“Okay…a woman can cum. She shakes a little? Okay! Not that great. Not bad. But…there’s better. …A woman can scream. That’s better. …But what some ultra wealthy men want…is for a woman to…practically die…of pleasure. But…some doctor must have guaranteed Lem this was safe.

…Maybe it is.

Regardless…Lem was looking for a way to make her…practically go unconscious in ecstasy. So…she wasn’t withholding an orgasm. No. She was…just not trusting him…I guess. And I’m sure after losing their baby things were even worse.” says Putin.

“I relate to her!” says America. “I’m like that too!”

“Are you?” says Russia.

“OH YEAH. I have that problem with Lem all of the time.” says America.

“HOW!?” screams Japan.

“He’s evil!!” screams America.

“HOW!?” says Japan.

“We have no idea.” says America.

“Huh.

When were we all having sex with him?” says Marsie.

“In the 1960’s!” says America.

“AHH…we weren’t there!” says Marsie.

“Huh…I feel like we were?” says America.

“How?!?” says Marsie.

“Something evil?” says America.

“So…you can’t super-orgasm?” says Jonah Wiley to Lacey.

“I can! I just wasn’t psychologically able to. …I didn’t think he loved me that much.” says Lacey.

“I did.” says Lem.

“Mmm…well…you were so handsome!” says Lacey.

“I was!” says Lem.

“Yup. And I was beautiful. But…who cares?!” says Lacey.

“I didn’t think you should be too flattered.” says her Scottish father about her, Lacey.

“I guess I assumed I was on loan from the ugly side. Even though I knew I was…certainly attractive.” says Lacey.

“So that was her real voice?” says JFK.

“Yes!! She had a gorgeous voice. And still does.” says Lem.

“Anyway. I think I thought he could easily replace me.” says Lacey. “Not that I’d drop class-wise. But…he could. Right? Whether that was true or not.”

“Why weren’t you the focus?” asks a reader.

“Because he was the one with the most money? And a dick? …I don’t know!” says Lacey.

“That’s not how I saw it at all! …But I was too in love to see her pain. She hid it so well.” says Lem. “See…we never courted. We had an arranged marriage. And yet…we were perfect for each other. Very deeply in love. …But…given social conventions of the time…I didn’t…show much…special interest. Not outside of the bedroom. In the bedroom I was…extremely fascinated with her. As I would be. But outside of the bedroom I was…cold. But…only to a point. Because the minute I lost her…I went crazy. So I would…drop everything to reach out. But…

Valentine’s Day? Ha! …No. No flowers. Maybe a card. Maybe…a candlelit dinner and sex. The card was enough. Because I meant what I said. But I didn’t say much in that way. Not until after dinner. Then I would pour my heart out to her. …But…no flowers. No chocolates. None of that! So…she knew I loved her. She knew. But…outside of marriage we had no special relationship. We were twin flames. But…not…dating. We were lovers and in love…but not…that cute couple.

Jack…made it look like I gave him everything she never got from me. …Except I was straight. He was sodomizing me. And…I wanted to give her that love. I wanted her to…fully give herself to me. So…obviously now…we’re going through Hell.

And frankly…neither of us deserves it.” says Lem.

September by Wallerstedt plays.

“See…if there’s reincarnation…I’m a Spencer. Like Diana Spencer. And that family has a tendency to be…remote.

Not…mean. Complicated.

And I…grew-up without…love. Not all love. But…some. And so…at times when Lacey would come check on me…late at night…I would get triggered. Why did she care so much? Huh! I guess she just did. You see? …But then my gosh…what if…she died? Or she…left me? What if?! Could she…be that…in love with me?” says Lem.

September (Instrumental) by Sparky Deathcap plays.

“She was my everything. …And I lost heart to her. But…no one told her. NO ONE TOLD HER. Including me.” says Lem.

0:50

The song plays.

1:36

“I thought of people who she could have loved. But…I never dreamed she totally abandon me for them. …But then…I met Jack Kennedy.” says Lem.

The song ends.

“Yup. Jack. The best friend anyone could ever ask for. He made me never feel lonely.” says Lem.

Daylight by David Kushner plays.

A group of American Republicans run away laughing.

“Lem. Let me ask you-“ says a Gen. Z young man.

“I need wine.” says Lacey.

“STOP!!” yells Tsar Vladimir Putin.

“Lem…did you…get more penis pleasure from male touch?” asks the Gen. Z man.

“No.” says Lem.

3:20

The song ends.

“Why do you all insist homosexuality feels better?” asks Tsar Putin.

In This Shirt by The Irrepressibles plays as Lacey’s being stolen and mocked and turned into an idiotic vain gay love song. This song is both pure evil and a beautiful part of humanity. No….not all Black people are magical beings and not all gay men are innocent angels of pure wisdom, love and mercy.

“We are lost. Indeed.” say a group of wrongfully aborted children and molested children who committed suicide to avoid being molested. Yes. I’m sorry. But gay men at large do share a part of the burden for the evil that tortured and killed these children. They do. And someday I look forward to the day when we can stop turning all gay men into fucking-saints to take them seriously just as humans. It’s VILE. And EXTRAORDINARILY DANGEROUS. They’re NOT saints. Regardless.” says Lem.

“We do fuck a lot!” says a gay man.

“That’s not what I meant!!” says Lem.

And that like a psychotic freak gay man tries to covertly rape Lem.

But Lem defends himself.

“I’m so confused. Why do you all think homosexual sex is physically superior? Because it’s not just gay men who think that. You ALL do!” says a reader.

“Because I ruined straight sax.” says JFK.

“Okay. …Beyond that though.

Why would homosexual sex be more physically pleasurable?” says a reader.

“It’s not. Homosexual couples are just trying harder. And actually…to be honest…it’s worse. Gay men are very vain sometimes. THEY LIE. So do…lesbians. People lie.

Penises feel better than dildos or vibrators. Vaginas feel better than buttholes. …And…homosexuals lie about that. And no…knowing the same sex body…gives you…no ultimate advantage or power. Just getting into someone’s head is possible for anything or anyone given enough time and information. Gay men especially lie about that. And no…a penis is more pleasing than a tongue.

See…homosexuals just don’t…experience the pleasure of vaginas and penises in the other gender. So they may hyper inflate the experience of the tongue or butthole because it’s sexual relief…and they can find none in the normal way.

It’s sad. It’s dark. But it’s true.

Today’s homosexuals are too often callous and psychopathic because they mock heterosexuals minding their own business now. Not out of authentic self-pity but a vicious sense of disdain and hatred. They are…cruel. Crass. And VERY, VERY STUPID.” says a dead psychologist.

“So you didn’t feel more pleasure? Or more comfortable or something?” a desperate living gay man in Gen. Z says.

“NO!” says Lem. “Why would I feel more comfortable or sexy or…pleasure?”

“Because the butthole is tighter!” says a gay man.

“Mmm…you do not understand sex.” says Lem.

“But it’s…tighter.” says a gay man.

“No. Not necessarily.” says Lem. “And gay sex can harm you. Vaginas are made to expand. Buttholes aren’t that much. You can rip apart a vagina out of hatred for what I’m saying…but she’ll bleed to death. And probably not feel that much pain. Because…EVOLUTION.

Buttholes aren’t made for sex. They just aren’t.” says Lem. “And women get yeast infections from tongues and hands and toys. Even clean ones.”

“To Be” by The Irrepressibles plays.

The SONG ENDS.

WOW!

The Night We Met by Lord Huron plays as a man shoves his erect penis up another man’s butthole after using a ton of highly filtered and processed (probably light) crude oil. They shove Nesheim soil up his asshole and rub it on the erect cock. And then…attempt to have intercourse using the anus. The anus can be severally damaged easily. But gay men lie about that when they want to seem cool and normal and less…upsetting. Upsetting? Yes. Because…it’s unnatural. Not as in it isn’t in nature. Rather that the anus isn’t really meant for sex…even if it can be used that way, possibly, technically. …But to two consenting men…it’s good, regardless, it seems. Of course we don’t really know for sure. They could both be insane and delusional and hallucinating enjoying it…but it seems…based on what they say…BASED ON WHAT THEY SAY…they enjoy it. But that’s just BASED ON WHAT THEY SAY. …And maybe they’re INSANE. But…if they aren’t…then maybe…they have as much sexual pleasure as they can with each other before death.

Sometimes they claim…to be John Cheever shaking in ecstasy…smirking cruelly at all womankind through some nerve in their anus…but…in the best sex with a woman as she orgasms intensely…she stimulates that nerve as well with the vagina. Or through psychological stimulation. Gay men just hacked good sex. But it’s a hack. Not the real thing. I’m sorry. But that’s what they like.

Love Is Going To Kill Us by David Kushner plays as a pedophile thinks a child is falling in love with him when in reality he’s beyond a shadow of a doubt INSANE. And very probably evil. Children are genuinely incapable of consenting. Always. No exceptions.

That depressing song ends.

“No. I didn’t find men attractive. And Lacey’s vagina was extremely pleasing to me.” says Lem.

“Ahh…we used to all know that.” says a dead man.

“Can I borrow your body…and be the AntiChrist!? Please!” says Satan to Lacey. “You can kill your kids. And Mark. You can kill all children. Even neuter everyone. …I just see a sweet angle.”

“I’d agree. But I worry someone has a heart who’s a living adult somewhere. And…I wouldn’t want my body to be defiled. And-“ says Lacey.

“I WILL TAKE GOOD CARE OF IT! No sex with women. No drinking. No drugs. Nothing bad.” says Satan.

Hidden In The Sand by Tally Hall plays.

“As tempting as that is…I can’t assist you that way. You’re not Christ. But I do find the concept hilarious.” says Lacey to Satan.

The song ends.

Sweater Weather by The Neighborhood plays.

“What is a skinwalker?” asks Lacey.

“Does this song arouse you?” asks the Illuminati of Lacey.

“Not anymore. It’s stupid shit.” says Lacey. “It’s a joke.”

“Yes. Jack may have had some skinwalker spirit with him. And his grandson may have inherited it.” says God.

“I was using that!!! OF COURSE! If there’s reincarnated I was given it in Japan. …I was evil. Black magic.

I was…not a technical skinwalker. Lacey is not a dead animal. But I did take on her…when I talk to her. After she died. On the street. In London. I did not look in her eyes. Or in her face. So…if there is reincarnation…I have…tried to harm her.” says JFK.

“Jack…didn’t you say…she was your father’s soulmate? Regardless?” says a Navajo.

“Yes.” says JFK.

“Hello I’m a sane person reading this blog and I would just like to say that I don’t think she’s trying to actually attack homosexuals in anyway that they don’t deserve. I think they need to grow-up and stop acting like anyone who’s part of the hetero-normative culture is a freak.” says a male reader. “So please don’t keep patronizing us. We’re not stupid and actually her blog makes a compelling argument accidentally for you all being batshit fucking crazy, yeah. And how many gay guys have female friends who they wish they could just hook up with because those female friends understand them so well doesn’t that remind you of something doesn’t it remind you of the old days when women used to say, ‘I wish I could just date one of my female friends!’? We’re swinging the pendulum to the other side.

I’m not entirely sure that homosexuals can actually enjoy heterosexual sex so even if their sex is actually physically inferior to heterosexual sex I don’t think they necessarily can do anything about it and I think that’s one of the flaws of history. They are either in sane, or they are somehow probably just different in which case they have to except that they are not what we were created to be. They are an evolution airy deviation in someway, most likely. Am I think that we have to learn how to let them be safely if that’s possible with which other and they have to learn how to let us exist. I don’t like to say this, but I wonder if they tend to be rather possessive difficult people to deal with and if that’s part of the reason why people used to kill them and there’s so few of them. No I’m not talking about sex I’m talking about everything. Do they tend to cling to positions of power or possessions more than most people?” says a man in his 20’s.

“ do you know Jack you could actually have some sort of Skinwalker spirit working with you even if there’s not reincarnation just because of the nature of like not just Lacey but other people who have died in your family, so be very careful, we’re not sure, but we worry there is one working with you even if you haven’t done anything that evil yourself and frankly, if you have Jack it’s in your head like it’s on you. You’re that evil now to even though you’re young and you seem cheerful and friendly that doesn’t mean that you can’t be evil I know I mean I don’t like to think about it but I’m not sure that David wasn’t killed. I’m not sure that Saoirse hasn’t been killed. I’m not sure that a lot of people haven’t been sacrificed in your family and I also worry that it’s possible that your grandfather sacrificed your great uncle.

If Joe hadn’t died, something tells me the situation with Lem’s would’ve been less toxic. Yes, if Joe hadn’t died, could Lacey and maybe have even been born earlier? Yes yes, so I am sorry that that popped up on this blog but I think maybe your family deserves to be a little more outed for their evil than this blog, and I don’t think you harboring hatred for her is reasonable I think it’s sick and perverse and sad.” says the CIA.

“ oh, right now Vladimir Putin is asserting himself very clearly on this blog, and seemed like he was taking a hit this morning, but as I’m thinking this through, and we’re getting to realize that he is far more clever than the US has ever given him credit for, and then he could either be preparing us for Lacey‘s death or you could be preparing us for who knows what possibly even meeting her in person I don’t know what he’s capable of but he’s not a skin walker and I don’t think that our country was prepared to deal with him and as much as I want to respect illuminati principles I don’t particularly think that Diego and Chris handled the situation well and I respect the fact that they apparently had great but sucks but I really do think that we needed to know that an anus isn’t as pleasurable as a vagina in this in this way, I think that probably is obvious I think it’s probably something people lie about. I think it’s something that we probably should be more honest about but to be honest with you I’m not sure this woman should’ve had to say that on her blog that was previously about perfume, and I’m starting to think that it was a really sad thing that Kate tolerated the bat crew Terese long as she did I don’t think the bat crew was positive. I think the bat crew was negative. I think that the bat crew was a mistake and I don’t understand why Aaron thinks that it’s funny it’s not funny it’s sad. She tried to join the bat crew by being cat woman, but Kate couldn’t tolerate that because cat cat cat Kate was already Catwoman. She just wasn’t playing along and Aaron was thinking that she could be cat woman no, you can’t be cat woman you cannot be cat woman, Aaron there’s only one cat woman there’s only one cat woman and that is Kate I don’t know how you don’t see that Aaron!” says a drunk member of the DNC.

and you know it’s nice to think that they had great sex. That’s great but ever being brutally honest, there is something who are actually jealous of him right now who are straight and it’s not because we actually aren’t even necessarily jealous of him for being with her, it’s more because we just have never had that much fun having sex, so we really just can’t handle it.” says a man.

“ you know and I just have one question. When is Putin finally going to come here we’ve been talking to her for a year and I’m starting to feel like Lacey. I don’t understand why doesn’t he just show up I just don’t think he is like he’s so busy with Ukraine. OK fine but he’s officer you’re really a rich man and I can’t figure out why he doesn’t just get together in army and just show up or do something tricky like hacker phones for surfing because I am so fucking sick of this bullshit every year every year there’s an election every year I have to drive in the middle of November and I have to go vote. I still want to do that. I’m so freaking sick of it.” says a Millennial woman. “ just give me like a hot prince, ready in the country that I can stare at and be like yeah buddy. I will take down that gymnast myself bitch he is hot. There are a lot of sex starved American women Vladimir and we are waiting for you. Where are you?”