“It Should BE OBVIOUS!” by Lem

Reta might be right. I’m not quite showing enough empathy. Or I need to find a way to show her.

Regardless, I’m with her.

I was straight. But that’s not worth analyzing more. I’ve discussed it with you before. Analyzed my photo with Lacey. And it may or may not have made any difference at all.

Yes. I faked being gay. Not intending to be fake, but being fake nonetheless.

But enough on that.

I want to know why you are so damn sure Lacey is not Old Money.

I’m going to leave this discussion open.

Later.

“I can’t think what to say.

But it’s there.” says Lem. “The first photo is of actual gay men. Men who I imitated.

It’s in my eyes. I contorted my body to look gay.

Do you see it?

Skippy and I are straight.

I’m trying to look gay. But…you can still see it! Especially on the right.

Jack and the gay man look alike. I do not look like them. It’s in our souls.

Jack is trying to look straight. But he doesn’t.

I do. Because I secretly was.” says Lem.

Later.

“Look…I don’t know what to say. Jack was a cheating scumbag. …And he was just average at best. …WHY WOULD I not MOVE ON!? …I was straight. …But even if you can’t quite understand that or believe it…use some common sense and don’t assume I’m still in love with him.” says Lem.

I’ll reopen the other discussion:

“Hold on! Do you relate to Lacey?” asks a reader.

“YES. I would. And she’s HOTT! SO ATTRACTIVE. …I could easily have become straight just to be with her. Why not?” says Lem.

“Because we’re stuck gay!” says a gay man.

“Says who!?” says Lem.

“I’m assuming there’s no God.” says the gay man.

“And no choice. …What if I was bisexual?” says Lem.

“Fair enough.” he says,

“I was actually straight.” says Lem. “But…even if I wasn’t…we’re very attractive to each other. How do you explain that?”

“You can’t without dismissing the supernatural.” admits Bill Gates.

“BINGO!” says Lem. “Lacey can just tell. …She just knows.”

“Fine. That is unusual.” admits a gay man.

“I was straight! …The difference is in our souls. Joshua Jackson and I are acting. The other unknown man is not.” says Lem. “I was a very good actor. But I also believed it myself.”