“In Shock”

“No! I thought you were doing what you accused others of doing.” says Casi.

“Which was what?” says Lacey.

“One-upping people.” says Casi,

“I never did that. Ever.” says Lacey.

“So you never intended to one-up anything or anyone!?!” says a perfume collector to Lacey.

“NO! You all imagined that.” says Lacey.

“And you weren’t trying to seem rich?” says Casi.

“No.” says Lacey.

“No.

Casi…at the time…she posted photos like this:

she was amazed by what she had. And was simply enjoying it. That’s all.” says Lem.

“But that’s trying to look rich!” says Casi.

“Mmm. No. …That’s an antique fur piece she just had. And she thought it looked nice with the perfume.” says Lem. “You all misread her. Very insultingly. Very narcissistically. Very badly!”

“AMEN!” shouts Tsar Putin. “I RELATE!”

“So we ruined her life. And started World War III because we were too vain and dumb to understand her blog posts?” says Carlos.

“That’s a terrible photo of her face.

“Yeah! She’s trying to look rich!” says Casi.

“Casi!!! SHE JUST IS!!” says Lem. “How THE FUCK DO YOU RECONCILE WHAT SHE HAS…WITH YOUR STUPID-ASS MYTHOLOGY!?!”

“That’s a cheap sweater.” says Casi.

“It’s Ralph Lauren. It’s old. It’s not cheap. But she didn’t pay a lot for it. She still wears it! …She bought it new.” says Lem.

“Who’s her lipstick by?” says Casi.

“Besame.” says Lem.

“Are these real pearls?” says Casi.

“YES! From Tiffany’s.” says Lem.

“So I imagined she was competing.” says Casi.

“Yes. And no. Look…she’s vastly more intelligent and well-bred than you like. …Than all of you liked! …You’re all SO DAMN PETTY! …Try readjusting your view. …Here’s what she was doing: She was standing-up for herself!” says Lem.

“I relate!” says a newer reader.

“I know you do!” says Lem.

“And when I get Botox because I do that as much as I know she’s with them. I also know that she’s attracted to me and I know that the Botox that I receive drives her crazy but I do it because I want to look nice for cameras matters to me, I am I think she thinks that it softens my masculine face and makes me look more feminine, which is not some thing that she likes obviously, I can’t imagine that someone in her position in relation to me would like that you know a woman in but that’s the thing I do that for a reason and I do that because I want my face to look nice and I can afford it. I would extraordinarily unusually wealthy man show off a lot. A lot of people around the world know me because at times, I can be a bit of a show off, and that’s not quite the way I wanted to word that they know that I am a bit of a show off as what I’m trying to say and I enjoy displaying my wealth and prestige. I don’t think that the Russian royal family would have felt any different, and some people like myself, and like other people in the past who Were out of touch I will say people accuse me of being out of touch too and in some ways I am in someways I would say that that’s very in accurate. I’m not out of touch and I care very much about my people and I grew up somewhat poor I could relate to people who have a need for or anything pretty much Done but I’m very proud of all of accomplished. I’m very proud of who I am. I’m very proud of my country and our wealth and I see things very similarly to how she sees them. I don’t think people understand and right now obviously, it’s an international foreign policy issue because people think I’m being bellicose and irresponsible Advertising my nuclear long-range missiles and the possibility that it’s very real that I may have nuclear weapons hidden within the United States and strategic locations that the US government itself is not aware of. They don’t want to admit that to themselves, but we had a discussion about that a day or two ago, and it’s not some thing that they would, take seriously because it sounds so conspiratorial and silly him but it’s possible that we actually have done some thing that covert how did we do it? It’s not as hard as you think that there’s very strict scrutiny of what goes in and out of the US, but they smuggle drugs regularly across the borders. Think of it they regularly smuggle vast amounts of drugs, there are people dying of drug addiction every day and having for almost a decade how do you think they do that if the borders are so tight, they’re not quite that exact and it’s a lot easier than you might want to think the smuggle a great many things across the border And people take things for granted, and they may not realize that it could actually be possible to sneak nuclear weapons within half into the knighted states and keep them in holding facilities that people are not aware or even exist if if I was really dead set on doing that if china was dead, set on doing that if knew if North Korea was if this is a real conversation and there’s an actual illuminati, they have no idea what we’re doing with in our country spiritually because they can’t monitor us as as much as they want to things that they could, or can it is humanly impossible to conduct every day business and maintain some façade of normalcy, and then at the same time, be fully cognizant of everything going on it’s physically impossible so yes, if we really wanted to we could be hiding nuclear weapons within the United States, and I am not going to tell you where, but she pointed out a very possible location the mall of America it was owned by a Japanese company. It’s definitely had international owners for a while it’s entirely possible That there could be underground holding facilities, or there could be tunnels that are very carefully guarded very carefully hidden within walls. There could be a great many different things that you may not think of that would seem old-fashioned and silly, but are actually pretty common sense, and considering the fact that people would think that they’re old-fashioned and silly Brilliant ways to subvert the US government him and the truth is we wouldn’t even necessarily tell them that information except at this point Lacey has because I guess she decided that they’re too dumb not to know him but I may have done some thing like that, China may have done some thing like that simply for our own peace of mind because we didn’t trust the US within the last 30 years we may have thought you know I don’t trust these people anymore. They’re not operating at you know full capacity and I don’t think they have their head on straight. I think we need to figure out someway to sort of keep an ion things just in case if they totally lose their minds and start doing really dumb things, and it has come to that point for a lot of us in the world that we see the US is narcissistic as you would say, toxic backward debt ridden, and just frankly silly.

I mean Richard Gere rapes a famous actor left the country and I am sure I am not his friend. I am sure that he might even hate me though. I’m not sure about that but you know he left the country because he can’t. He doesn’t feel like this is it it’s worth, still working at it you know he doesn’t think that he should keep trying. He’s exhausted or something like that. OK that’s his perspective but let’s just let’s just put this way I don’t necessarily have an entirely different perspective than his or rather we’re seeing something similar, and his perspective is different than mine but we’re seeing similar things and now he has a different perspective than I do, but we see similar problems. We have different answers different explanations but we’re seeing similar problems.

So let’s just say that that I saw that as a leader of Russia as the unusual, intelligent person that I am, let’s just say that I saw that, and that it occurred to me no offense to Richard Gere, but as a important world leader, it occurred to me a while ago 2030 years ago The story states of the US are you a part of the reason why I would be keeping on such things because I grew up during the Cold War and I was rising to position of leader ship so I had a reason to keep track of everything happening so to speak you know why America was falling apart how it was falling apart if it was falling apart, you know compare especially obviously compared to Russia And no it’s it’s not. It’s not that I am it’s not that I it’s not that I think America is in capable of managing anything it’s more that I think America is him irresponsible and bellicose and really I like irresponsible I think America itself is irresponsible and I think it’s very immature and Callow and silly that they call my Defense of my country and my people and my region irresponsible. I have every right to threaten them with nuclear weapons so he’s North Korea really frankly trying to cut if I wanted to. Why can’t we threaten the US with a military authority that we possess by telling me oh, I can’t threaten you with nuclear weapons. You can’t do that to us, Putin you can’t tell us that you have nuclear weapons that’s wrong that’s evil that’s stupid and immature and irresponsible. You are essentially telling me that you run the entire fucking world

The Biden ministration has no humility has no sense of perspective. They are narcissistic buffoons because I know they’re not saying oh, you have reasons that are fine and justified to you. At least they’re so stupid and backward and worthless that they’re telling me that I can’t defend myself that I can’t use my own fucking arsenal to defend myself without being irresponsible!” yells Tsar Putin.

“ put up if that’s not what we mean what we mean is simply what we need is simply that you shouldn’t bring that up we’re not saying that you can’t use those we’re just saying that it’s irresponsible to bring that into the discussion we’re being very nuanced, and we’re saying that it’s irresponsible to bring that into the discussion.” says the Biden Administration.

“I can bring that into the discussion if I fucking well want to!” says Tsar Putin.

“ I completely agree I think it’s a joke you people are so stupid you pretend like there’s no old money and then you use these Puritanical lame doings I wanna be routines. Where are you say open darling don’t bring up the necklace buttons that’s not good that’s not good. Dinner time conversation. That’s not good table manners, dear. We don’t talk about nuclear weapons during war. Not at this point we wrote the handbook we wrote the guidebook on 21st century war etiquette was the bush family in Kennebunkport. We did we wrote 21 rules to follow when constructing a modern war who is edited by Jeb Bush and Condoleezza Rice and who else would say someone from the Obama administration probably who wears pearl necklaces the idea is that you’re supposed when you’re not supposed to have brought it up you’re not supposed to have brought up nuclear weapons at this point no that was most unsuitable very very improper.” jokes Lacey.

“ you’re right, Lacey oh yeah, we do that you do you understand what they’re saying though right?” says a Russian.

“ no I think what they’re saying is that they’re scared that you’re scaring them shitless that they’re immature children who really shouldn’t be running the country because they have no fucking clue what they’re doing and they follow cookie-cutter patterns and they memorize shit and they never think anything through and they see no long-term strategy they see no big picture strategy all they see there’s a bunch of hubbub buzzword, fucking nonsense that they learned at Brown University when they were sucking some jackasses cock telling themselves that they were pretty pretty princess who didn’t need a man!” says Lacey.

“ it it occurs to me that she’s probably right no she knows what we’re saying or she isn’t. It’s worth it to even try to figure it out more nuanced basically Lacey what we’re saying is that we think that it’s not appropriate to bring up nuclear weapons at this time because they’re scary you’re right we’re scared I mean it’s a nuclear bomb.” says the US.

“ yeah and human sex trafficking and selling children is selling children!” says Lacey.

“ she’s right it’s a little dumb that you people are telling me not to bring up nuclear weapons, considering that you’re bolstering the US economy by selling children through Ukraine!” says Putin, laughing.

“ OK point taken do we do do that? I’ll admit that on this blog so basically Lacey you think we’re just full of shit that were a debt ridden, bloated, unhealthy country and that we have no real high ground in that regard so we do we do we were America? We’re still America but it’s unclear what that even means anymore considering that we’re profiting off of selling children.” says an Obama aid.

“ yes exactly and that’s why I find you people so silly you’re bringing up these etiquette concerns in the context of an absolute apocalyptic shit show I mean no no we’re selling children so that we can bolster the economy of a faltering country that has so many flaws has so many flies that no one‘s ever dealt with. It’s a new country relatively speaking it’s not yet realize that about itself possibly and then, in that context being so lacking in self awareness of being so stupid really just stupid and gross and evil you have the audacity to tell somebody who’s criticizing you that they shouldn’t defend themselves through whatever means necessary even though you would use that rhetoric yourself potentially in a similar situation!” says Lacey.

“ no she’s right we would if if you saw things from his perspective and I can do that because I’m dead you would agree what she saying is just commonsense and I think it’s unfortunate that that Russian person decided to say what they did if they meant it because she’s not stupid him know he had every right every right to defend his country by referencing their nuclear arsenal and I don’t think the US is handling it particularly well. It is turning into the end of the American empire, but Americans running the country at this moment or to stupid to realize that I don’t think Donald Trump is the schedule is as confused, I don’t think that a lot of people are for the people who are the loudest. The people who are currently running. The country are very confused and knows she’s absolutely right if if if we saw things from his perspective, we would be saying the same stuff and we would be threatening ourselves with nuclear weapons because we are the problem in the situation if we’re selling children, we we are is the problem we are the evil empire. We are no longer the shining city on the hill. We are not the country that saves the Jews. We are not that country if we’re selling children, we aren’t, we are not!” says Ronald Reagan.

“ so Lacey, what should we do do you know will probably just summer nose at the suggestion make assholes of ourselves regret it later but what would you suggest anyway?” says an Obama adviser.

“ it is fun! War is fun!

I wouldn’t be so into it, except my life has been totally demolished and lime is dead, and I have a natural fascination with this war where I am Scotia or not. What would I suggest?

*she giggles*

Oh my OK well, let me think I mean really when Bobby was running he said it and I don’t think it’s terrible. I’m not really copying him necessarily but actually think what he said might’ve been true and we have to make a deal with Putin. We have to make a deal with him. I mean Trump knows that I know that Bobby knew that I think most Republicans know that That we have to sort of deal with him you know acknowledge him acknowledges his issues admit that we farted essentially if we’re selling children to bolster our Konomi that’s a pretty shitty stinky fart I would say that we just ripped up diarrhea all over shit our pants shit the floor possibly shouldn’t peoples faces accidentally Because we’re so fucking screwed up and worthless. Absolutely disgusting we’re not what we used to be or a shit making fucked up worthless bloated piece of fucking ugly shit but we still have some people out in this country with a spine. I’m included him and other people are as well, and we we do give a shit we do care we care that we’re just a laughable joke for human. If a country was a human, we are a laughable despicable joke of a country, if we’re selling children we are an absolute fucking joke. No we’re just a Joe country at this point maybe maybe we could change that we have not always been a joke country. There are times in the past when we were definitely not a Joe country like during World War II I would say during world war one, then possibly in some peoples estimations at the very start to, but that is not where we are right now and so we have to do if we have any sense of moral integrity, any sense of ourselves at all, the rich is trying to save the country from absolute rule and despair and destruction to we probably need to just sort of let it go to the colloquialism right click wheel term just let it go OK we have to let it go. We have to find someway to sort of just let it go, OK we’re fucked up. We have huge financial problems and we’re not going to be the unipolar power in the world anymore. If we even were we’re not gonna be able to control a lot of different situation sucks and at least the climate debate but you know what that’s a little delusional anyway OK we’re living in a delusional world where we’re we’re a hell of a lot better off than we are And so what we have to do if we have the mental capacity to do that is to let it go make a deal with Russia make a deal with Russia. Just apologize to them and away and say hey sorry you know that was just the invite administration, not the entirety of the US, we get why you’re angry. Of course you can’t take over the child selling trade when you you know take over large portions of Ukraine will have to obliterate it so that you can’t make money off of it either if we can’t you can’t either you know what we shouldn’t be, but we can’t let them do it either, but if we’re not in a position to to be the peacekeeper to be the authority morally, then Putin will have to do that himself, so what that basically means is that we will have to have a far more hands-off approach in Ukraine than people probably are used to, but I think we can get away with it for such a bullshit artist I mean Biden totally fucked up Afghanistan do understand he totally screwed up Afghanistan we basically fucked over erotic Iraq Iran would agree with me. We’ve done nothing but shit ourselves in the Middle East to some large degree for the last 30 years we’ve just spent trillions and trillions and trillions of dollars fucking ourselves over Destabilizing an already trouble region making absolute assholes of ourselves and putting Israel in harms way. I don’t think it makes any sense to keep doing that sort of thing right so we have to back off three bullet are concerned we have to make sure that he’s not profiting off of children himself, but I think Morley makes more sense to let him take over a country that turned into nothing but a cesspool that was either ignorant or lacking in any concern for humanity. I don’t I care about Ukrainians. I have some Ukrainian followers in the perfume community oh, man that I knew in college is married to a woman whose family is from there, and they seem like very competitive ambitious people. I don’t think that all Ukrainians are necessarily aware of what a shit hole their country may actually secretly be or they love it so much they don’t care, but if they’ve been selling children that is, that is not their love for their country they believe that their country exists is not some thing That we can make it to some sort of fairytale. The reality is that if we’ve been using them to sell children, Russia has every right to take over the entire country and I don’t think we can with any sort of moral integrity. Keep believing that we’re so godly that we can sell children and do it better than Russia, and I’m not even sure that Russia will sell the children if they do speaking from the perspective of a child who is molested I think I’d rather have a dark hoodlum selling my children were they may end up dead, then someone who would send them into a life where they would be confused and miserable and tormented thinking that light is dark and dark is light But let’s hope that the Russians wouldn’t even do that. Anyway let’s hope that they just wouldn’t need to and they wouldn’t but essentially know they have every right to take over the damn country. That is a total fucking cesspool. If they’re just selling children they’re both say you know I’m not I’m not really New Age I’m not really politically correct, I have respect for middle easterners. I have respect for Arabs. I have respect for God, but I’m not about to bow down to Allah and I’m not impressed by the pie and the Spanish lost and I am not a person who believes that past doesn’t matter, so that’s a good news am I am impressed by the Muslims of the 1400s as humans I am impressed by well-intentioned jihadists. I’m impressed by the British because I love the British I have my own humanity too. I suppose in a sense I’m a complicated person but I don’t think what I’m saying is nonsense, and What scares me is that you don’t seem to understand that you can’t take over Russia that’s where I’ll go with that thought I’m lying at all I’m sorry but essentially you’re trying to take over Russia. I mean you you’re trying to control them through micro micro jet micro Greshon so you know with NATO you’re trying to control them and then you wash it under your nose you would you sweep it under the rug and say oh we’re we’re just limiting that we’re not really controlling the World, we’re not really an imperial imperial power running everything we’re just America. It’s just a cool chill out be casual, but no in reality you have been micro aggressing Russia for decades you are I am old enough to remember that Ukraine itself is a threat to Russia. It was not always a country. I’m not stupid I don’t know what the fuck Tucker Carlson‘s fucking problem was it’s not that mysterious, Ukraine wasn’t a country. I remember when we were fighting the cold war we had just gotten over it so to speak, and Ukrainian gymnast were in the Olympics and Ukrainian skaters were in the Olympics, and I remember them discussing Ukrainian politics and mentioning that Ukraine was a sort of triumph of the west, was a sort of triumph over communism Was a sort of triumph and it was sad to me now it looking back at it because it wasn’t a try of it was another Israel OK how obvious is that it is real to point out it’s our little sword in the side of a whole huge portion of the world that threatens us That we can’t control all of Asia and Russia and the Middle East and India and possibly even Australia it’s not funny but nope we can’t control that and it scares a shit less and so we do little things like have Israel and have Ukraine just to pop in and say hello and say oh no America is kind of a big deal where the Kennedys we’re here snot nosed stupid as fuck bird, Bob bitch rapist neighbors Who side am I straight men who could easily be emperor, Constantine reincarnated, and then we sadistically torture their wives to send them into lives, if they didn’t choose to live torture their children, and fuck over the entire world with our evil insanity but don’t look at that part of our shit look at the fact that we’re cheerful and we’re cardigans and polo shirts and have pretty skin. That’s Irish and freckled because we’re rich Irish brats not fuck white idiots from Ireland, who ate shit because they were starving. Literally no where is snot nose assholes, who rape people that’s what we’re doing to the world we’re going around with our freckle faced, sodomizing backward homophobic bullshit, waving our stupid ass flag at the same time because we’re so cognitively, dissonant and dumb shitting everyone’s faces.

And I will tell you what we should do. We should make a deal with Putin with all of that in mind. We should make a deal with him, keeping in mind that we’re not black Valerie Jarrett we’re not from India fuchsia were the Kennedys still that that is obvious, I mean they are all the fucking over the place Bobby’s, Republican, Caroline sunshine, the DNC talk about his heroic grandfather, who wasn’t a rapist And whose son grandson mysteriously now does fashion reviews but he’s straight you know how we can know that his grandson is straight because his grandson he does backflips at Walmart. That’s the proof that we need to prove that his son and his grandson and him they’re all 100% straight not bisexual and confusing to people who are a little more backwards and some no no we’re just unaware they’re straight because they did buy but they do backflips and they fly planes, even if they end up dead flying them and they run the presidency even if they get shot because they’re incompetent boobs. No they’re straight, competent, sexy Irishman, who do backflips at Walmart that’s who we are OK that’s who we are. Valerie was Michelle loved know? People called her a cow and said she was fat and now they’re saying that she’s a mad or they were there voice saying that I guess but and you and I both know that that’s not likely that she’s a man, but that but then sweetie unfortunately that’s the world that we live in where Michelle is not America. The Kennedys still are and no they’re not they’re not from Chicago they didn’t work their way up the ladder through their intelligence and Hardwork they don’t work out every day not anymore anyway, what they do is they show up everywhere and demand that you be their very best friend forever and let them shit all over you.

But that’s the reality that we’re dealing with Valerie if I’m reincarnated sweetie I ended up here ironically so much similarly to you. You were taken over on a slave ship. I was tricked into coming here that I think you’ve processed that yet have you? Yeah I don’t think you’ve process that Valerie that you and I both got tricked into being Americans innocence if there’s reincarnation, you and I are both just minding our own damn business and then we got fucked over and sent here and they know that, so does Russia.

So that’s that’s what you’ve got to keep in mind right? That’s the mindset you’ve got to have that they know that heavy there’s not ring carnation, but you at least got tricked into coming here to 73 and him know the world does not see America as a black country I’m sorry, I really think it sees us as the Kennedys and unfortunately that’s not stupid and unfortunately the Kennedys are gonna have to stop begging me to be nice to them as I’m saying this because they are both dead and alive. They’re very upset but what I’m saying because it’s so hurtful because it’s so true.

So how do we make a deal with Putin? No I don’t know it’s probably not that complicated if you’re taking him seriously and letting him remind you that he could blow everyone up if you really wanted to him letting him remind you that he’s probably patronizing you that you owe his best friend Chyna oh trillions of dollars that they may never receive Him and so we can talk about that. It’s actually I love that topic I’m not JFK reincarnated if I’m reincarnated I am Scotia and I am not immune to being fascinated by money. If I am Scotia, the dollar bill literally has my daddy‘s name on it.

That’s proof that there is not reincarnation if you can’t find his name on it or or it’s proof that there could be written carnation if you can, but that’s the thing I almost join trade Delta what is the symbol of that the pyramid, sweetie the triangle what is the symbol of the illuminati, the triangle Full disclosure. If I am Scotia, you’re talking to someone who started you all I run you an away you’re all my underlings if there’s reincarnation.

I’m not saying I want that authority but I have it so maybe we should backtrack right? How do we deal with Putin? How do we make a deal with him if there’s not reincarnations and Scotia would have that authority if she was reincarnated which I would think to use a black woman from Africa, would be rather proud a rather proud moment for you Because it is very impressive but then that’s the sad truth isn’t it you aren’t taken seriously in a country that has money with your peoples name on it in a sense it’s pathetic and they see that Valerie they’re not stupid they’re not stupid.

So what are we do? Well, we have to take the hit we have to take the hit. I think with Trump as president were far better off that if Kamala had one to be perfectly honest because if we do start having massive shortages at grocery stores, I don’t think people will be as unhappy with Trump as president is if Kamala was president because I think with Trump, they’ll think oh it’s just a short term problem, especially if he’s playing so that way and know if we are vastly financially diminished because we lose all of the money with Russia as our new adversaries a different light because we no longer can make money off of children and they’ve taken over a country that was our sort of special friend That oh well like I was trying to say with Afghanistan, we can we can keep people home we can keep ourselves calm and we can come back from those 25 years later if I don’t know in the world or it doesn’t end because of global warming and try to sort of recoup And say yeah we had some problems. A country ran into some financial problems. The American century ended badly and we are adjusting or something like that because that’s just the case OK and you know we love Ukraine but we don’t need it we really don’t I think that’s very silly.” says Lacey.

“ do you think I should take most of the country?” says Putin.

“ where can you give up that would allow us an ounce of dignity, a shred shred of dignity?” says Lem.

“ not much!” says Putin.

“ yeah well then I guess whatever he’ll take will take him I mean I would just let you take I would just let him take most of your crate and just leave whatever a little behind whatever tiny little bit of Ukraine has left I guess that would have to be what was left of Ukraine or it could just cease to exist.” says Lacey.

“ I agree no I think that sounds good course. They’re worried that they’re worried that I would then be taking over the whole world.” says Putin.

“ that’s not the end of the world. If you did to be honest, I don’t think that’s a terribly threatening thing in China would agree so North Korea and honestly just so what I Ron I would think it would be fine. I mean all this anxiety bullshit what is that they’re so afraid of?” says Lacey.

“ I hear you I think we just don’t want to lose the western way of life.” says a German.

“ OK has no one else realize that this is a silly conversation?” says Lacey.

Malaysia laughs. “ I think we scared them Lacey!” it jokes.

“ but then what happened like 100 200 years ago because it seems like they’ve had this fear for hundreds of years and I don’t think it’s a real fear. I think it’s absolute nonsense!” says Lacey.

“ you’re right!” says Valerie.

“ are you? We’re not going anywhere the US dollar exists expecting us to just totally demolish the US dollar it’s possible but I don’t think it’s necessarily possible I take that back I’m not sure that it is. I don’t think we could totally demolish the US dollar and I would suspect that parts of American culture are always going to be their parts of western culture. I don’t think that we’re going to be able to disappear and so they’ll have to deal with us. We become the new Japan we become the new Germany we become the new China you know the bad kids, the distributable rapscallions that have to climb out of the chaos and evil our own demise and prove to the world that we’re not worthless piece of shit and we can do it. I don’t see why we’re terribly scared. I think that that’s a bunch of nonsense.” says Lacey.

“So! Your basically just saying we lost. And se should stop losing our money. Stop wasting Russian and Ukrainian lives. And just call it quits. Very elegantly?” says a reader.

“Yup!” says Lacey.

“If she did that…I’d smile. Laugh. …And so would China. Iran would be concerned. North Korea would be relieved…but still depressed.” says Putin. “But she’s not you.”

“What would happen?” asks Elliott Roosevelt.

“She’s right! Not much.” says Putin.

“We’d have to have a serious conversation about our debt.” says Lacey.

China nods.

“We love having debt with you.” says Lacey to China.

China smiles.

“But shouldn’t we pay you something?” says Lacey.

China shrugs and nods.

“Maybe we can work together?” says Lacey.

“We do!” says China.

“Not enough! You’re so nice!” says Lacey.

“We’re not that nice.” says China.

“Oh. Right! Cool.

Whatchu you making?” says Lacey.

“YEAH!!!” says Elon Musk.

China laughs.

“No! Whatchu y’all doing?” says Lacey.

“Stuff.” says China.

“Cool. I guess some of us wanna go to the moon. Or something. …I dunno. …I’m worried about Global Warming.” says Lacey.

China laughs.

“What!? No! I think it’s real!!!” says Lacey.

“Yeah.

I mean…it could be.” says China. It smiles and shrugs.

“See…what…are we going to do? …I’m SO WORRIED!” says Lacey.

China sighs.

“Actually…we kinda are too.” says Iran.

“What the heck do we do!?” says Lacey.

They think.

“I genuinely think we should all compete…OVER THAT!” says Lacey.

“Over what!?” says Malaysia.

“Over cleaning up the Earth! Cleaning up the oceans! Reducing real carbon emissions. …That’s a fierce competition!” says Lacey.

“It is!” says China.

“And I KNOW you all will make it look stylish. At the same time!” says Lacey.

“So you think…we could get into not a war over…water. Or air. But rather a competition over who’s the best off environmentally?” says China.

“Yes! Who’s air is the cleanest. No cheating. Who’s water is the safest. Stuff like that.” says Lacey.

“Take out our aggressions that way?” says China.

“Yes! It worked during the Cold War.” says Lacey.

“You’d still owe us a lot of money!” says China.

“Yes! But…we both care. Right? So…

So let’s just…move on. Not…that we don’t owe you money. And not that that doesn’t deeply bother us.

But move on. Because…if we lose Ukraine…we should take that as the criticism it was and is. Take it to heart. Try to clean up our act. And in the process of getting back on track as a country come back better than ever. …Or not come back at all.” says Lacey.

“Yeah. That’s what should happen.” says China.

“I just I don’t understand their reluctance to just grow the fuck up!” says Lacey.

“ if there is reincarnation, do you look at it from a Scottish perspective Lacey?” says King Charles III.

“ very much so I mean come on if there’s reincarnation that country still has my name on it. It still has my name on it and I existed before Christ think about it a country has my name on it and I was alive before Jesus hundreds of years if I’m not mistaken, that’s a very long time ago that’s thousands of years ago and I country that I started thousands of years ago still has my actual name on it I think if there’s reincarnation yes with that in mind I’m a little skeptical when people say that also, that the country will just disappear and be demolished it’s not likely and even if that happens, it’s not the end of our existence. Those countries may still exist somewhere I am, and I am I I think at the very least, as I was trying to say, it still has my name on it that country still has my name on it if there’s reincarnation, and um how much to have the English really destroyed my country not much the Scottish still seem very much like me if there’s reincarnation, they still have my personality in a very weird way. They all still seem strangely like me thousands of years later and we’re not the center of the whole world you know what is Scotland it’s a part of a very old empire it’s it’s British but it’s not English it’s British at it and that’s the thing right so what is it? It’s just Scotland a very small country was an ancient name regardless of whether or not there’s reincarnation in ancient and ancient inspired name at the very least him and wow but it’s not that big him and you were very stable and so I don’t see why it was in that context, if if we can form a relationship with the other side of the world that resembles the relationship that Scotland has with England I I don’t see or something even a little more independent than that possibly I I don’t see why we’re so terribly worried I mean it’s sort of like OK are they going to invade all of us so they already have enough subs come on most of Europe has a huge number of people living in it that are not native to the area so to speak him and we’re not you’re not up in arms about that it necessarily the way that we maybe should be in my opinion um which should tell you something it were either delusional or were too scared or something with and that’s where we have to grow up and realize that huge immigration policies may actually be rather problematic. The governor of South Dakota would agree with me. We can’t allow everyone to immigrate here but we can’t. It’s it’s stabilizing even if we care about the immigrants and honestly we should care about them, but you know I have people die bad things happen and we do it we can’t sometimes you can’t prevent things that you wish you could Rivette for yourself or other people so that you just really cat it’s not that you could but you didn’t do it right or you messed up or something you just cat so with that in mind no we have to focus on you know keeping the west white to be blunt and stable and we do have a sizable number of people living in. The last two are not wait who ended up here like Valerie, you know, sort of without any request to join us and we have to keep those people in mind and certainly they are an exception but they are the exception they’re not white people they’re not we know Westerners they are Westerners, though in the context of atom in the United States, and in some cases in Great Britain and France, but I think they are not the natives that speak of Europe and that becomes an American issue with Native Americans and what are we and that’s something that Americans will have to deal with so what we do we have to grow up and it’s under the note Americans have to go up to they did lose but it’s not that we won fairly necessarily so then that’s a rather difficult issue Could we have one fairly? I would bet that we probably maybe maybe could have.

Him but the best thing, so it’s not you know like we can’t deal with the east in the Middle East. We just have to keep things straight in our head. You know that we that we have to deal with our poverty we have to deal with her spiritual poverty we have to deal with enormous problems, and we can’t you know just keep keep trying to dominate mindlessly. I think it a sense we we we can very slightly keep our hand in the ring and say OK if I’m not in the child hostage ring, but rather just our hand in the game so to speak of know, we’re still the west you know there’s not something to just travel with we have nuclear missiles to, we do it we have nuclear missiles we have an army and I have a feeling will be looking for those nuclear missiles that could be hidden. Should they exist but we we may have you know is posing as we are my word we’re still not doing the best right we have some financial problems, you know we have lots of things to worry about so let’s not give China and Russia North Korea, the wrong impression you know we have to go we have nuclear weapons to we do believe it or not. We have some and we can use them too ha ha ha but that being said, I think we have to let go of Ukraine we have to stop selling children and really we have to grow up about global warming. It’s a thing and How to solve it is an absolute monstrous discussion, so can we stop this nonsense in Ukraine for god sake can we stop? Can we just fucking stop can we stop selling children? Can we please stop then we just let go of Ukraine my God help us, and if I should have said that please forgive me but no I I think it’s wonderful that we want to be so loving to the Ukrainians but I always thought it was dumb to make that flag thing I mean god help us that’s not America It’s not even Canada that’s Ukraine.” says Lacey.

“ oh, she’s right!” says Valerie.

“ no she is right and I’m coming back from the grave because I feel the need to say something we do exist. There is an afterlife and a I don’t think most of you are prepared for that reality.” says Alain Delon.

“ she sounds a lot like you Alain.” says a man.

“ yes we think alike not completely but there are some similarities and no I am not racist neither she actually if we are we’re ashamed of that. Sincerely and I think that’s where you guys have to stop making this about Wolk nonsense. I’m not saying that those people don’t have anything to what they’re saying, but you’ve got to realize that Ukraine is just Ukraine and I would love to ask people who are so determined to make it a thing. What is it? What is Ukraine to you? What does it symbolize?

Because I didn’t hear anything fast enough does it symbolize Lem’s being gay? Is that what it means to people something as stupid as me being a backward weird actor her being a fake bitch who’s ugly Romy being an alcoholic weirdo and Lem’s being gay? Because I think it does I think that’s what Ukraine means to a lot of you. I’m not stupid I’m a very unusually intelligent person Robbie it was gorgeous. Lacey is not fake and actually love was straight. Those are things you guys don’t want to deal with and then you make these pretentious arguments that you care about stuff like racism and global warming well then why don’t we talk about those things? Why do we deal with Ukraine? Get it over with stop antagonizing Russia let them take Ukraine for god sake And the child hostage trafficking and then deal with global warming. You do realize if we could let go of Ukraine try to except that America fucked up the 20th century because I did it screwed up at the beginning of the 21st end of the 20th century is totally fucked up, and that’s very sad but that’s the reality of it. If we could except that we could move on the way things are going out there won’t be in America in 50 years if there’s even a world in 50 years.” says Alain.

“ to me I thought Ukraine was about freedom and democracy.” says Jonah.

“ yes Jonah that’s what you’ve been taught to think it’s about but Ukraine is not as democratic as United States. It’s a newer country than we are. It’s small and it’s not to be blunt that terribly important. Why are we worried about democracy in Iraq or democracy in Afghanistan, why is democracy and Ukraine, the linchpin the keystone of our quest to improve the world with democracy?” says Alain Delon.

“ OK you could be right him I don’t think they’re gonna take you or Lacey seriously even if you guys are actually right and we’re just a bunch of blowhards who have no fucking clue were doing something tells me if Alayna Lacey were running things we’d actually be fine and I’ll leave it at that. I actually think we’d probably be fine pedophiles would have to deal with the fact that they’re probably just mentally ill even if they don’t have evil heart intent, and that are there somehow actually afflicted and mutant gay people have to deal with the fact that they’re not mother nature’s original design, necessarily there a mutant form of humanity to even if they’re not evil or insane and then we have to deal with the fact that things aren’t quite as neat and tidy as we want them to be were every orientations OK and you know it’s black and white that maybe it’s more complicated than that and that some are actually more evil than others and then we have to grow up and admit that sometimes you have to actually fight people as they know, heterosexuality is not evil homosexuality mirror may not be what pedophilia is and you have to be willing to get into fights with people and for things to get difficult and Taft actually have social skills and not just bullshit people all the time which means you have to have actual relationships, which means that narcissism is a problem.

Those are hard truths that previous generations didn’t have a problem with, but we’ve developed a serious sort of like parasitical you know psychosis where we can’t deal with stuff anymore and just be like no it’s probably not so simple or it’s just all crazy like it’s just heterosexuality, and everyone else is nuts or it’s far more nuanced and people have to grow up and stop thinking that it’s just an either or simple sort of discussion And maybe that means a lot of people don’t want to have kids maybe that means a lot of people just want to be childless and let it go with that but that’s not necessarily a bad thing considering that we’re over populating the earth Terrian down all over for us and maybe it is time to actually scale back and let the Earth sort of heal a little bit so we have somewhere to fucking live if the world will even exist.

But I don’t think I don’t think Elaine and Lacey are going to be able to argue with us Elaine from the grave Lacey, out of the kindness of her heart spending hours trying to reason with us if she’s being statistically physically attacked because I know she’s struggling to talk right now there’s a reason she doesn’t right is because she’s not JFK reincarnated she’s herself and his family needs to really finally let go of that because they do that because they’re so desperate because she says something smart and they really is a Lem’s might not even gay and then they freak the fuck out and start delusional. He cleaned the idea that she’s actually their father uncle reincarnated because they’re so violently attached to the idea that lame was gay. They really cannot get over the fact that people could be something beyond just what they act like, so it’s like they’re really just Irish Catholic people from a family that was poor over 100 years ago but still dirt fucking poor over 100 years ago fucking poor they can’t handle that. Some of them are becoming poor guy now and I think that shatters their narcissistic bubble that they’ve lived in for almost there entire lives, so the next couple of dumb ass ideas about her because she’s daring enough to just say fuck this shit if the illuminati exist and they’re attacking me and I’m this fucking misunderstood and things are this bad and the illuminati is attacking me fuck it fuck it I’ll just start fighting I like fighting anyway fuck it and that’s what happened

And Jack Hass to be one of the dumbest people to ever live. The Kennedys bought the fucking election because Jack was not heroic popular person. OK they bought the election because Jack wasn’t popular enough to win without them buying the election. The Kennedy lie is that he was so fucking popular. He got shot it was that everyone loved him so damn much that he ended up being shot because he was the life of the party. Everyone loved him you know Lem’s was willing to take whatever was left behind while he fucked everyone else, because Linn was just like sewing all of the little trifling amount that Jack ever fucking gave him That is their historical fact that they want us to believe it’s absolute impossible, fucking nonsense, but that’s what they have us believing that they couldn’t get the popular vote without buying it not because Jack wasn’t popular enough but because because he was so popular, they were so rich that seat the presidency is usually on sale for everyone else it’s just like at sale price but the Kennedys were so popular that they just bought it full price when they were young And good-looking that is their mythology that they were young and hot and bought the presidency because they could afford it when they were still young and hot.

And that is such absolute fucking bullshit they bought it because people didn’t wanna vote for them. How the fuck do they think people vote people have their own free will see now they’ll have you question if you if humans even have free will because they don’t want people to think that he just wasn’t popular enough to win. Oh, no, it can’t be that I can’t be that he wasn’t actually popular enough to win and that that’s why they had to buy the election. No it’s not. He was so popular because he was so young That they had to pay full price see usually old people who get votes I don’t know there’s some rocket they have us believe that there’s some dumb ass you know excuse there’s some dumb ass thing that happens or when you get old that just like zombies control your brain and make you vote for all the people not because all people are more responsible generally or they know more about what’s going on with the Catholic experience is that there’s weird freaks that control your brain into thinking that they’re better people but the Kennedys were so rich that they put the date that they had and they were so rich that they bought the election because they were so fucking popular that they got the popular vote but then they had to pay full price because you know because they were such bad asses That they said fuck no I’m not waiting until I’m 60 or 70 to win the popular election. it’s my money I want it now I’m going to buy the election but I’m 42 hot good-looking with young kids and you know I’m not waiting until I’m 70. Here’s the thing though that’s bullshit. Ted could never win the presidency and he was old Bobby struggled to win the presidency, and he was older, too, and somewhat young Jack is the only person who ever won the US presidency from that entire fucking family, Bobby couldn’t even get into the primary he’s old he needed a cane! My suspicion is that a jacket waited until he was 50 or 60 something he either would’ve been dead of a health concern or dead of a drug overdose or his dad would’ve been dead or he would’ve never won and they needed to have him run when he was still good looking or people wouldn’t have taken him seriously Argue with that oh you’re gonna bring up his achievements while he was a senator that’s not necessarily how that whole fucking thing works Alain DeLon and Lacey could explain that to you. How does it work? You have to get people to vote for you it’s not just about getting senators I think you’re cool and getting the respect of your fellow you know oh elected officials it’s about getting the American people to vote for you, Jack, so when you were fatter and older And more effeminate and weaker and worse health you were going to appear in when the 70s as a bloated old fart with a great track record and your dad is dead and do what probably not even get into the primary. I think it’s debatable whether or not he ever would’ve been elected if they’d waited They needed him to be young. They needed his sex appeal to get him elected without his sex appeal. He may have never won the presidency. They needed his sex appeal and then they had to spend millions of dollars and that’s why he became president. It’s not that he was so fucking popular He wasn’t some slaying heroic popular God!

And I think it’s embarrassing. I have a sexual don’t realize Linn was straight as he probably wants. I’ve been investigating it with Lacey I’m a psychic in the illuminati. He looks straight. She’s had to admit that to herself and she has a very hard time doing that because Lacey is incredibly careful in a way that most people today or not And we can’t except that about her that she’s just incredibly careful very very slow to sort of adjuster thinking I think she thinks it’s possible he was straight I think she thinks it’s likely that she’s with him for eternity but we can’t except that we need it to be black and white quick either or and absolutely can’t just let her be as complicated and brilliant and wise as she is. No we really can’t because you’re not hearing me. It’s likely that she’s with him. It’s very likely as in. Yeah we would say that it’s just happening but she’s like hell no I’m not saying that I’m saying it’s extremely likely I’m saying it’s very likely and then we would be like OK but he was straight and she’d say I think it’s very very possible that he was straight. Yes, he was probably straight And I were like oh so that means if he wasn’t no, it means that he probably was!

Now that’s a think that’s the way she sees it. I don’t like that. I’m into astrology. She’s a libra she’s a Virgo. Maybe she’s a Scorpio. I don’t know. I don’t know what she is but let me tell you something. She is not so fun to jump on any bandwagon quickly, OK And that is not a dumb thing so let me tell you I think he was straight I think he was I think he was straight I think I can call it she calls elections like it’s a game that we played 1 billion times and she’s so over it slightly him but But I think this is some thing that she takes far more slowly and I am I don’t take it that slowly so to me he was just straight OK he was straight he was pretending if you look at the actor who played Robert Lipton in the office it is scary how much he looks like a Lem’s and his overall vibe they look very similar I really think it’s very likely that lamb and him are good actors, but he knew he was acting and I don’t think Glenn was entirely aware. I think Bob thought he just had mannerisms that were indicative of his overall persona. I think he thought that gay people were faking it mostly and I think he thought they are to some Degree And I think he just assumed that homosexuality was probably not something that person could tell that easily or that was just very complicated. I don’t know entirely, but I have a feeling he had some Siri where he thought he was gay, but he wasn’t is gay at some people or something I don’t know, but I don’t think I don’t think he was gay at all, I think he was an extremely complicated straight person like an actual straight person though and Bobby can’t even fathom that cognitively. He literally cannot cognitively handle that concept. He thinks that Linn was like secretly somewhat gay no, no Bobby he was entirely straight and Bobby just can’t fathom that. 

Him get so lumber straight Lacey thinks he probably was just let her be OK she’ll come to the conclusion that he was straight and when she does, I don’t think anyone other than God will probably be able to easily argue her out of it and I don’t think he necessarily even would because she when she thinks stuff it’s usually 100% accurate or pretty darn near close so on that note, I am of the opinion that reincarnation exists and I think she’s Scotia and I think she’s Scottish and I don’t think that Casi understood or the Perfume community understood what was going on either I genuinely think that they just royally fucked up and I don’t think that they I think that they chose to be assholes to her instead of properly understanding what they were looking at I would amazes me is that Russian people don’t get it she’s not trying to look rich that’s a Ralph Lauren sweater! Like that’s a beautiful black gold embossed Ralph Lauren sweater it’s a gorgeous sweater she still has it had a percent cotton and a lot of people have that sweater but who cares it’s not something that everyone has. It’s a nice fucking sweater you’d probably pay even more of right now, possibly It’s a timeless black sweater and a pop of color hello yeah that shirts probably a fitted shirt from target that she got for like $15 but it’s a fitted cotton shirt. The color is amazing how does that not registers any of you people she has good taste Casi whenever you ever put anything together that looks like it and then this red lipstick that’s the bright pigmented red Sweeties she makes it look cheap. I don’t know how or why but she does and to meet a Scottish I kind of like that they tend to make things look cheap or easy when I have a feeling that that’s kind of the opposite of the reality of the situation, but they’re like that I don’t know to meet if there’s reincarnations, she does seem Scottish they value quality, and it’s they’re very sturdy people buy me to eat Hygge slake and I could see her easily doing that there’s many times when she’s wanted to eat the liver of the chicken or things of that sort and I think she is reticent about it for logical reasons a Bobby would probably appreciate but But that’s her ass that’s for. That’s her aesthetic Casi she’s not showing that she’s rich in the way that you think she is, it’s more like what Putin was trying to say before he decided to deal with some diplomatic issues that are obviously a very intense concern to him, and that Lacey obviously cares about to, but I actually think he might care about her somewhat as a person and I might care to Laura choose to care and so I I just I think you’ve totally misunderstood her and I think it’s sad because if you could understand her for who she is and to some degree one for who he is too high I don’t think you would be quite as in all of her, I think you actually start seeing her flaws that are real and not just the ones that you people fucking imagined.” says a psychic.

“ fly number one her pets she does not like the idea of getting rid of her hair. She doesn’t wax she shaves, and she actually doesn’t like shaving all that much. She does some shaving, but for some reason she’s slightly opposed to shaving she does shave she shaves her legs she shaves her pits, but she hates the concept of shaving for some reason I think it feels masculine to her or it just feels icky for some reason and so she doesn’t shave as thoroughly as some people do or she doesn’t wax or she doesn’t do electroless us she just shapes and then like uses pretty soap and then that’s it That’s a real flock Casi she’s not a lesbian she just has a slight aversion to it.

I am Lacey likes to get things for cheap. If there’s reincarnation, she actually is very Scottish and that way she’s married to a Jew, so they get along really well and they’re very frugal. Their children are very well taken care of. They eat well enough they have exquisite things in their house, they’re very sturdy people. Let me tell you we are trying to kill her right now or someone is by suffocating her and she’s just a champ about it. They could easily be Bobby because he’s mad that Linn was straight. They keep wanting her to look at his pictures and then reevaluate them because when you first look at him, you see his homosexual act and then the more you look at him you so you can tell you straight but that’s what they can ever get over is that they want us to focus on this act and then they’re just like but look at the act, but look at the act look at the act and it’s like you guys it’s an act no you can’t say that the truth is that you guys it really was just an act And then Jack says but that’s lying that’s evil and no it wasn’t like Jack but that’s a different topic let’s get back to the pearls that Lacey is wearing. I happen to know that she bought those on sale for like $600 from Bloomingdale’s they’re not they’re not the best quality pearls she loves them they’re real those are real pearls not everyone has a real pearl necklace and they’re not too small not too big, but they could be better than that that could be a three or $4000 necklace easily but she chooses not to indulge in such things and I don’t actually think that’s necessarily always to her Credit but it’s dabbing it’s it’s it it’s a $1200 $1500 Nino pearl necklace from Bloomingdale’s It’s Bloomingdale’s brand which she thinks is clever maybe it actually is slightly clever but it irritates me that she doesn’t just get a nice strand of like $5000 pearls because she would wear them all the time and it would be her signature and they will look amazing and I don’t know why she doesn’t just try to enjoy her life more like that. She’s kind of a stick in the mud at times potentially and that way, she just can’t bear the thought of spending that much money it’s just daunting to her and you know to be honest with you I think even if she had 1 million she’s still have a tendency to try to buy some thing cheap mind you she has good taste and so it’s not crap. Those are beautiful pearls. Those are excellent pearls they really are that’s it that’s a $1500 necklace that she’s wearing very casually but she could have something better than that and it might actually be a good thing for her to have.

That dress is a nice dress it’s very very pretty it’s very posh. She has good taste but she bought it for like $30 it’s not due and it’s not stupid because she wears it like two or three times a year on hot days and probably to go get coffee or do some shopping or drive in the car on vacation so I get why she doesn’t care and they’re just she’s just saving money it’s very frugal it’s very practical it’s very sensible but again it’s not Chanel. It’s nothing to write home about. She has a gorgeous body. there are no pictures of it because she’s so modest and none of her clothing has ever fit her as well as it should.

That’s a real gold necklace worth about $1000 that she’s wearing and there’s probably some pendants on it worth another couple hundred or something I’m just a point that out to you so that’s the thing you’re seeing like actual wealth I mean just around her neck alone is like a couple thousand dollars and you know people have you thinking that people have like $50,000 jewelry that they were everywhere on Instagram but this is what real wealth actually does look like People wear to thousand dollar necklaces you know it’s anyway that hat she bought you it’s a very nice luxurious hat. She is balding slightly because we’ve been trying to kill her which sounds like a horrible thing to say but I’m in the illuminati and I’m a psychic, and I’ve chosen to be kind him, that haircut is one that she gave herself. Her hair is pretty that’s her natural color him but it’s not like someone else cut it and as someone pointed out she could get extensions she could have a wig I could have a $4000 wig she could have $5000 extensions but she’s not keen on the idea because she’s such a nature girl and I don’t think people understand that she’s straight but she’s genuinely a very back to nature, I don’t want someone touching my hair I don’t want to do that to myself. I just want to just cut it and be free and I’ll buy a nice hat. She doesn’t wear sunscreen know she’s completely straight but It’s and she’s very feminine you know she has a pearl necklace and that’s not a Ironic she would wear that all the time but it relaxes better way to describe it. It’s just it’s very Scottish it’s like what’s practical was reasonable what can you wear outside on a hike? Do you know how what can you wear to survive it’s not about you know being him Pampered all the time except that’s the thing is it it’s Scottish so it’s she still wearing $2000 worth of Julie around her neck and that hat was about $70 will say 60 to 70 or something maybe was even more than that whatever but it has like built-in, sun, protection, and whatever it’s But the thing is her skin care and that picture yeah it was about $1000 that me and the make up she’s wearing to is expensive and they’re going up north when that picture was taken on vacation that probably cost oh yeah about $10,000 about $5000-$10,000 Yeah and that’s the thing you guys they’re not poor they’re really not poor what you’re seeing in your reading is her analysis Casi and her frightening down to earth aesthetic why is it fighting because if she’s reincarnated it’s it’s Scottish not Irish and it’s Scotia. It’s there they’re very earthy people, they’re not the Irish though. I actually think they find that offensive and she does too which is interesting even if she’s not even if she’s not Scottish do not call her Irish they don’t take kindly to that and I don’t think she does either but there is a similarities between them, and she loves wool, she loves hiking. No I don’t think people necessarily know her as well as I think they do even if they knew her in person they know her but I don’t think they completely understood who she was.

So she’s very curvy but she’s 5 foot seven so just about 5 foot seven him so it’s like a short person but it’s not. I don’t know it’s interesting it’s very old and no it’s not unattractive. It’s actually very attractive but Casi let’s get back to this why do you think that she’s merely trying to be rich is it because of how humble her style is?” says a psychic.

“ it’s because we saw flaws and what sheets do and sometimes she did make errors, but those are mostly just brain farts and people made them into something that they weren’t because they were intimidated by her intelligence. But we actually did see flaws and what she do not. She did make mistakes occasionally but they weren’t really like common mistakes and I actually think people have over emphasized the mistakes that she makes all the fucking time because they want to think that she’s making more mistakes than she does. They do that to her constantly and her cooking, and when she plays the piano, every single fucking thing she ever does people are obsessed with finding her mistakes. Teachers parents peers, everyone that she meets is obsessed With finding all of her mistakes, her children do that now to her cooking, they learned it from her father to some degree and they also picked up on it some other way. She’s practically a gourmet cook, and her cooking is better than most people to Frank they are probably alive. I mean she cooks like an old woman by old woman I’m in Auburn who’s dead pearl mother used to admit that sometimes that her cooking reminded her of who would be Lacey‘s legal grandmother so no the people still find flights and every fucking thing she says and does this pathetic because she’s not really often even making any serious mistakes and so the ones that she does make are probably not yeah they’re not that serious let’s be real they’re not that serious at all.

Your common mistakes that could be made or it’s like um, it’s like a brain fart you know it’s like an actual mistake not a lack of intelligence or education on her part or even sloppiness necessarily, I mean you guys, we have tortured this woman, possibly killing her as we’re fucking falling apart it is no wonder that she sees Putin as an ally and he may even be one. He does have a right to threaten us with nuclear missiles. We do have to grow up and stop thinking that we’re in a television show.

So on that note, what is it exactly Casi that you people found or whoever else in the Perfume community would like to find what what is it? What’s so flawed about this?” says a psychic.

“ that is an old J crew jacket!” says a perfume collector.

“ it is she bought it brand new and it wasn’t on sale, but she was still wearing it. what else?“ says the psychic.

“ that dress is from Old Navy or something like that.” says a perfume collector.

“ it is, but it fit her better than most of her clothes and she liked it so she bought it. She’s not a snob at least not in that way.” says a psychic.

“ that scarf is from target or something?” says a perfume collector.

“ again with Lacey. It’s about presentation and color versus saber and brand names so she thought it looked cool and she didn’t care that she bought it from target.” says the Illuminati psychic.

“ her hair is so simple?” says Casi.

“ yes but she’s not actually that good at styling her own hair and she’s never really had a mother possibly in her entire existence Casi she’s never really had a mom the mother who raised her was abusive and weird and doesn’t styled her own hair properly and no one has ever love Lacey and a maternal way possibly her entire life well actually her dark systems rather if there’s been carnation read it is that OK and no one is giving a shit about her that way so she cares and she wants to look good and she does her make up nicely but she’s better at decorating a house and cooking, then decorating her self fashion and make up and hair or not her strengths she can do them reasonably well but no one has ever really helped her ever ever and she’s figured it all out on herself so that’s pretty much the best that she could come up with. Tell us if she had her hair professionally styled like every fucking day that was all she could think to do.” says the Illuminati psychic.

“ why didn’t she just have her hair styled every day?” says a reader.

“ it’s a hassle but I also think that she found it somewhat annoying I mean same difference it was also extremely expensive and I think she thought that was a waste of money when this picture was taken they were spending about $6000 on a maid so they were willing to spend thousands of dollars on a maid service but I don’t think she wanted to spend oh000s of dollars on styling her hair I think to her it was a total fucking waste of time if she was married to somebody who frankly was in love with her the way that lamb is somewhat. I mean he’s her twin flame so that’s probably not possible, but if she was with somebody who loved her at all the way that she deserves, I have a feeling she would’ve thought about it more seriously but there was nobody you cared like no one gave a shit Casi no one was going to see her other than her Instagram followers so these people had a lot of money and still do but it’s not like she had billions to waste and I would even better if she had that much money, she still be hesitant to spend that much money on just her hair because it’s just like who’s gonna see it anyway and people get weird and they do Casi they really do people get weird when you start asking them for stuff like that like there’s a time and place for it and like Monaco or parts of London where you can ask for stuff like that and people, dumb bad, and I but in Minnesota even in a nice area if you went in every day to get your hairstyle, people would think you were really annoying and they treat you like shit especially if you weren’t usually beautiful and intelligent, like her and well bred and you smell good so that was a hell of a lot to ask of her just to pass your standard of nonsense that isn’t even accurate for people really are like when they’re old money so no I mean she doesn’t have this pristine New York City. I’m on television and I’m desperate to look good type of luck but I think that she actually still looks really beautiful here and somewhat well. Brad and I think people are fucking idiots but let’s keep going.” says the Illuminati psychic.

“ I mean that’s not a big apartment!” says Casi.

“ it’s not but those are original terrazzo floors from the early 1900s those ceilings are high as heck it was in the historic part of Saint Paul with gorgeous views. The overall aesthetic was really cool at that time. It was next door to a five star hotel, or a four-star hotel excuse me, but it been five star Zono with the concierge and limousine service and they could go over there and get drinks and then walk back. There was a nice Italian restaurant in the same building and there was also a decent hair salon. It was a very nice aesthetic. It really was they enjoyed it. It wasn’t that expensive him he was like five like 1500 a month like 1470 or something so it was like 1470 a month and that was back in 2014 to 15 but they also had a $6000 maid service and her husband was a recovering alcoholic and at that time her father-in-law had offered to give them a condo in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania for like $500,000 he just offered to give it to them so in that context, I think your self righteousness and presumption is really just ignorant bullshit!” says the Illuminati psychic.

“ well so then they would’ve just outright owned a $500,000 condo in Harrisburg?” says Alisha.

“ yes Yep you offered to just give it to them. They could actually worth more like 600,000 at this point but it was it was nice and they said no it was actually like a townhouse it was in a Joe’s it up or a roadhouse or some thing in Harrisburg yeah worth around five or 600,000 and he was just gonna give it to them for free. Just give it to them.” says the Illuminati psychic.

“ they didn’t move there because they didn’t want to be controlled by him and they didn’t want to live in Harrisburg.

Alicia she’s not ugly.” says Lem.

“ OK um OK yeah I don’t think she was competing because Casi you bragged about like a $2000 car that your mother gave you when her father-in-law had offered to give them a $500,000 house and she never brought that up if she was really competitive, she would’ve brought that up even a mentally retarded person but thing to bring that up Casi she’s not stupid either.” says Alisha.

“ it’s damn near impossible to take a good picture of her face.” says the CIA.

“ why are you guys so hyper critical of her?” says M6.

“ because we honestly get fixated on stuff it’s not a prank so it’s like instead of realizing that she’s probably wearing a Patagonia sweatshirt with $200 lipstick and $50 mascara with thousand dollar skin care products in an antique chair and that her father around the world I’ll tell you what we fixate on. The fact that she doesn’t look more polished I would believe that she’s actually better looking than most people possibly to ever live. I’ve analyzed it I have some knowledge of how to take pictures of people and I think it’s very likely that this is really more what she looks like:

Because I can just tell her the cameras contorting her face, and that woman actually is extremely beautiful and I actually think she’s possibly extremely beautiful in other pictures, but I think that she probably looks better than the camera allows and I think people have lied about it to themselves both in person and over the Internet because they fixate on stuff like the fact that her hair isn’t done enough or the fact that she’s wearing the wrong thing that’s probably a two or $300 shirt under a Patagonia sweatshirt and that’s not something else you pull out they don’t know in a Patagonia sweatshirt that they bought you know for like $70 and then another shirt underneath thought that they bought for two or 300. Most people don’t have that much money and they don’t have her DNA either but what they focus on instead is the fact that her and her shirts wrong it’s the wrong shirts, you’re not supposed to wear that shirt underneath the sweatshirt you’re not supposed to take pictures of yourself in a sweatshirt like that and make it like a glamour shot that’s not allowed or not supposed to wear red lipstick and pose that way it looks beautiful, but that’s not what people do.

So that’s it we’re fixated on the fact that it’s not the right thing to wear and then her make up snot more professional and her hair is not more professional and we get so focused on looking for like what it’s supposed to look like him that we miss the fact that she’s extremely beautiful and honestly I think it be hard for her to look good wearing things that are casual I think with her bone structure to look really put together she’d have to look for a ball And then we lie about how beautiful her pictures are. Casi looks like ugly dog poop compared to Lacey. Even in Casi‘s doctored photos compared to the ones of Lacey looking like crap. I still think Lacey’s better looking than we lie about that because that makes us feel sad and so that we feel sorry for ourselves and lie about stuff like that because we feel sorry for ourselves either we say it’s a $200 shirt and a Patagonia sweatshirt and then we start feeling sorry for ourselves, and we never process the fact that she’s just in a higher class than us And that she’s rich or well-off because we become hyper focused on the fact that we’re were inferior and then it makes us sad and then Casi and I people like us never process the fact that we’re ugly compared to her and poor because we’re hyper focused on our misery and the fact that and the fact that she’s not what we want her to be.” says Jonah.

Later.

“Okay! I’m giving…sexy…posh…elegant!” says Nancy. “What…are you doing!?”

“I liked how I looked. That’s close to my actual face. And I was bored.” says Lacey.

“That’s not…a reason to post!” says Casi.

“Then what is!?” yells a reader.

“Umm. What’s the reason here!?” says Nancy.

“Boredom.” says Lacey. “A desire to document the occasion.”

“Same thing here?” says Casi.

“Close. She was also trying to look nice.” says Louis.

“Have you ever tried to actually show off? EVER?” says Casi.

“No.” says Lacey.

“So…you had NO CLUE what we were feeling. Because it was sooo off-base.” says Casi.

“Sweetie. She’s this woman:

Whether there’s reincarnation or not.

Not this woman:

They’re thinking vastly different thoughts. And that intricate difference…is ENORMOUS. But people today fail to understand it or accept it.

Fifty years ago…if Lem were to tell people he was straight, they would have been…intrigued. …Asked very pertinent, thoughtful questions. Not interrogated him but…inquired. And their questions would have been so astute they would have ended the debate. It would have been obvious Lem was straight. Because he was. And they would have figured that out and then it would have been over. They weren’t attached.

Why? Why are you all? I don’t understand. Are you just narcissists? Is that all it is?! …Or is it actually something more?” says Louis Hill Junior.

Later.

“So…you try to look rich…and Old Money…because your mother who raised you…gave you the impression that if you didn’t look rich…your life would be in danger?” says Jeff Bezos to Lacey.

They’ve been talking.

“Yes!” says Lacey.

“Oh! So you are trying to look rich!?” says Casi.

“Yes. But it’s a childhood fear.” says Lacey.

“Why would you end up dead?” asks Nancy.

“I don’t know.

It was said in the context of kids bullying me very severely at school.” says Lacey.

“Did she tell you you’d die…or imply it?!” asks Jeff Bezos.

“Implied it. I’m fairly certain.” says Lacey.

“Why would they kill you?!” says Nancy.

“Ahh…because you felt you were living in the hood!” says Tsar Putin.

“Yes. The suburbs aren’t…country houses. …And I suspect I thought…that they’d kill me…if…I didn’t prove I was one of them. Or worthy of respect. Or something.” says Lacey.

“Why would we kill you!?” says Alisha.

“You know…you can use those nuclear weapons! You damn well can! Sure as hell! …But please don’t!” says a Republican American white man to Tsar Putin.

He nods and politely smiles.

“Why would we shoot you?” asks Alisha.

“Girl!!! I GET YOU!” says a Black American woman to Lacey. “I GET IT!!”

“I don’t know why. …Some…land dispute? Some…drug war? Some…turf war?” says Lacey to Alisha.

“SERIOUSLY!?!” says Alisha.

“Yes. …It was right around the time I was learning about the Nesheim farm. And our land disputes with Native Americans. …And I think I calculated it in my head somehow that you all…were going to run over me with violent fuel powered wagons.” says Lacey.

“Thank goodness Putin has nuclear weapons to defend you!!! GOODNESS! …I can only imagine how bad it would be if he didn’t.” says David Hyde Pierce, only half joking.

“You guys. Are we that broke?!” says Casi to the US.

“Yup.” says Donald Trump Junior.

“So! Why…would dressing like an Old Money rich person…appease us?” asks Alisha.

“Because that’s what you’ve all been brainwashed into thinking matters most. The kids at school gave me that impression!” says Lacey.

“I will not lie. You’re right. To some degree.” says Nancy.

“So! I gathered that if I didn’t appease you…you would attack me. Certainly bully me. Possibly kill me.” says Lacey.

“You guys. If there’s reincarnation. We are merely sad, parasitic zombies to these people.” says an American woman in the Illuminati.

“So…your mother told you…what??” says Nancy.

“That we had to look rich. …That people expected that. Or they treated you like worthless human garbage.” says Lacey.

“Everyone?” says Nancy.

“No…and yes?” says Lacey.

“So if this looming conflict…or brutal massacre in your house…as you sleep…wasn’t constantly impending…what would you dress like?” asks Jeff Bezos.

Lacey thinks. “This will take time.”

A bit later:

“I have no idea.

Why do we wear clothes at all? For safety and social reasons. Comfort. Privacy. Anyway…I don’t know.” says Lacey.

“Because it matters to us. Sure!

But what would you like to wear?” asks Jeff Bezos.

Lacey smiles.

“Clothes from the 1800’s.” she says. “Possibly some clothes from the 1950’s. 1940’s?”

“So you like nothing we wear!?” says Susanne.

“It’s HIDEOUS!” says Lacey. “YUCK.”

“But we like it!” says Susanne.

“Yes! And that’s great for you. …But I’m not at all a fan. …Yes.” says Lacey.

“So you actually HATE my sense of style?” says Susanne.

“For me. Yes. …But it’s fun for you! You like it. Great!” says Lacey.

“You know I actually kind of agree.” says Stephen Colbert.

“Yeah. …It’s just…yuck. But they love it. So…” says Lacey. “I’m happy for them!”

“So…you can’t wear that.

But…you can wear something? What then?” says a woman who loves vintage.

“Who am I dressing for? You all hate me.” says Lacey.

“Me!” says Tsar Putin.

“Ha! …You rarely see me. Extremely rarely.” says Lacey.

“Okay. Dress for us…even if we hate you…but we aren’t going to kill you…if you aren’t rich.” says Alisha.

“I have no idea!” says Lacey.

“Then you have no identity to us.” says Ashley Olsen.

“Hmm. I should try?” says Lacey.

“No. I’m just attacking you.” she says.

“Oh. Ha! …Why?” asks Lacey.

“You upset me.” she says.

“Why?” says Lacey.

She thinks. Smiles. “I just don’t like you.”

“There must be a reason!” says Lacey. “What is it?”

“I’ll have to think.” she says.

“Cool! I’ll put you on my hit list if you’re interested in killing me. …And I’ll wait to hear back from you. Should you be being serious.” says Lacey.

“I’m not necessarily trying to kill you.” says Ashley.

“Oh goody! …I like you. …Well…if you’re interested. I do so want to know why.” says Lacey.

A moment later.

“You should dress for Lem!” says Tsar Putin.

“If only she could hear me! That part of our communication is very cut off. Due to spiritual oppression. But…I’m not jealous…but…I don’t mind her looking…less than her best to be honest. Nice but not…too nice.” says Lem, laughing. “I suppose that is jealousy in the Godly sense. But I’m not sure it’s…jealousy as it’s used colloquially today.”

Later.

“So!

You dress that way because your mom told we were threatening your life and then turns out…we actually are. Now. …Okay.” says an Illuminati woman to Lacey.

“Yes.” says Lacey.

“So what was the point of bringing this up?” asks Putin.

“We were doing research for the Kennedys. Who insisted she was lying, confused or JFK reincarnated. And…turns out…she’s not. So…” says the woman in the Illuminati.

Later.

“Hi. I’m not Jack.

Why not wear Loro Piana?” says a gay living man.

“It’s just all wrong.” says Lacey.

“Oh alright.” says the gay man.

Lacey waits.

“Brooks Brothers is too plain.” he says.

“No! It’s perfect!” says Lacey.

“Yeah. If you’re trying to follow your mom’s advice. But…what if you aren’t?” he says.

“Then I’m lost.” says Lacey.

“You guys…SHE IS NOT JFK!!” he yells, annoyed and frustrated.

“Why not Walmart?” says Casi.

“It’s badly made. Poor quality!” says Lacey.

“She HAS NO SENSE OF STYLE!!! NOT OUTSIDE OF HER MOTHER’S ABUSE!!” yells Lem. “GET A CLUE!!!”

“It’s not great quality.” says Casi.

“No. I’m sure it’s fine. Sometimes. But there’s a lot of polyester. And I can’t stand polyester.” says Lacey.

“What about Brooks Brothers?” says Richard Geer.

“It’s plain, I guess. …But it’s nice.” says Lacey.

“Very classic.” says Richard Geer.

“In a way! Yes.” says Lacey.

Awkward pause.

“So we don’t like you.” says the gay man.

Lacey sighs. “Okay.” she says.

“Wool sweaters!” says a Norwegian.

“Yeah! I love those!” says Lacey.

Awkward silence.

“Okay. So…I don’t care!” says Casi.

“About what?” says Lacey.

“About how much money someone has!” says Casi.

“That’s certainly not the impression you gave me!” says Lacey.

“Me too.” says Alisha.

“No! A lot of people care.” says Lacey. “But it’s…just the state of things.”

“She’s right.” says Nancy.

“But I don’t care. Not…really.” says Casi.

“I’m not sold on that. …But that’s good if it’s true!” says Lacey.

“No! It’s true!!!” says Casi.

“I’m not sold on that!” says Lacey. “But great!!!”

“Well…I can see why you doubt her.” says Richard.

“Yeah!” says Lacey.

“No! I didn’t reject you for that reason.” says Casi.

“Romantically!?” asks Richard.

“Yes. And otherwise.” says Casi.

“Thank you, Mr. Geer!” says Lacey.

“She’s not interested in anything romantic, Casi. Let’s focus on the otherwise.” says Richard.

“Okay. …I thought you were…a brat.” says Casi.

“A brat!?” says Lacey.

Awkward pause.

“Oh! Okay. So you’re not homosexual!!?” says Casi.

Lacey takes a deep breath. “No. I’m not. …But apparently you are, somewhat. Okay? …Why a brat?”

“Because you’re spoiled. And insecure.” says Casi.

“I’m neither. But…what made you think that?” asks Lacey.

“You went to Switzerland.” says Casi.

“SO WHAT?” says Lacey.

“So to me that’s spoiled.” says Casi.

“Nonsense.” says Lacey. “You don’t understand the context. …Why insecure?”

“You sound British!!!” screams Shaveydavy.

“OH FUCKING WELL!!!” screams Lacey. “GO ON!!”

“You’re extremely angry?” says Shaveydavy.

“BE QUIET.” says Lacey. “Casi go on!”

“You looked like you lack confidence.” says Casi.

“Mmm. No. I’ve been told that before. I don’t. I’ve also been told I’m too confident. …It’s not a lack of confidence you were reading. It’s vastly more complex. And actually…in a way I do lack confidence in my ability to dress myself or take a good picture. …I’m genuinely not photogenic!” says Lacey.

“I’m very photogenic!” says Casi.

“Are you really? Or did you just say that to sound endearing? I’m not lying! I’m actually not photogenic.” says Lacey.

“SHE IS NOT! Neither am I!!” says Shaveydavy.

“Neither am I!” says Tom Banks.

“Must be English!” says Shaveydavy.

“You know…it’s that and Dutch.” says Tom. “My mother wasn’t either. Neither was my sister.”

“I’m trying to be honest.” says Casi.

Lacey blinks. “Was that you being a bisexual or you being sincere?”“

Casi laughs. “Sincere!”

“How nice for you!” says Lacey.

“I am…less attractive in person.” says Casi.

“Too bad. Well…but you take a wonderful picture!” says Lacey.

“I do.” says Casi.

“Good!

I hope you’re doing well.” says Lacey.

“My GOD.” says Casi.

“What’s she going on about now?” Lacey asks a man.

“What do you want from her?” asks a woman.

“I’m insecure!” says Casi.

“Why is that my problem?” says Lacey.

“I thought…you had a character problem.” says Casi.

“Well! You misread me!” says Lacey.

“Yeah. You didn’t look insecure.” says Casi. “I just…saw something that looked like…potential insecurity.”

“Well it wasn’t!” says Lacey.

Awkward silence.

Later.

“Why do you care what people think?” asks an Illuminati psychic.

“Because your opinion matters! You’re the other humans! Why wouldn’t it matter!?!” says Lacey. “I suppose if you’re evil or foolish. But otherwise of course it matters!”

“We are a social species. Why fight it?” says Jack Spencer.

“Did you know May? If there’s reincarnation?” asks a Spencer.

“If…then yes. She was a distant cousin. I met her several times. She’s been to Althorp. Four or five times. IF.” he says.

“He was little!” says Lem. “IF.”

“I think we knew his parents better.” says Lacey. “IF.”

“Lem…did you kill Jack?” asks the Earl of Spencer in a silly voice.

“Did I shoot him? No. …I didn’t shoot him.” says Lem. “Was he shot? Yes!! …I knew.”

“If I did it. He knew.” says George Bush.

“How did you live with that!??” asks the Earl of Spencer.

“This is less…uncertain than reincarnation. Just to clarify.

…I was very…resigned to it. For months. …They took over a year to plan it…if they did it. And I was resigned to it by September or October of 1963. I knew the specifics. And I didn’t see how to…avoid it. You know? I was stuck with them. And I couldn’t do much about it. And frankly I couldn’t stand him. …He raped me.

He sodomized me. He was a horrible person.

…And I really was scared for the US. I felt he was a menace. …If they did it. …Otherwise…I tried to think the best. …But…if they planned it…I was forced to think about it. And…I was still mad about the Bay of Pigs. And…the worst occasion, from my perspective at the time, when he beat me with the back of gun. I was badly hurt. And…now I see other things as just as bad. Actually worse! The way he treated me in Germany. …But at the time the fact that he attacked me in the Oval Office was…really evil, in my estimation. …I was a patriotic man. So…if they planned it…I saw him as an absolute menace. And by September or October I was resigned to it.

And that didn’t change until after he was dead. When I told Jackie that he was ‘…too stubborn to die.’ I was being both…endearing and…hateful. And I didn’t care if she caught it or not. Too stubborn to die? That’s…crass. It really is. It was an inappropriate thing to say. It’s subtle but it’s weird. …And it went over her head, mostly.

But then if they planned it…he died. …And I acted shocked. Like I planned. …I overacted.

And it hit me: HE’S DEAD. And it wasn’t instant horrible grief. No! It was shock… I actually felt terrific shock regardless. …Because he was US President. And that’s a very big deal.

You plan something. If I did. And you know it’s a big deal. If I helped plan it…the CIA had an incredibly covert mission. They were desperate. …But then…it actually happens. And the words, ‘He’s dead.’ just…stunned me. …I realized he was dead. …There was no…going…back. Dead is dead! And I was…not only never going to see him ever again…but I was…watching the end of…some American era. Or something!

…To be honest…I…just kept thinking of the public reactions. And…that’s where I’m different than Lacey. …When 9/11 happened…she heard about it in her Honors English class. High school. And he mouth fell open. And she gasped. Because she knew. She INSTANTLY knew exactly who did it. And why. INSTANTLY. …And she’d anticipated it! …It permanently altered her mind! She left her body slightly.

When I heard about Jack…my shock wasn’t…dramatically different. But…I had a loving childhood. To some degree. Okay? And…I was extremely patriotic. As was most of my generation. …Lacey…was born after Vietnam. And she was never loved. So…her reaction was one of…well…almost a ghost. Whereas my reaction was horror. …I think…I knew…how…devastated people were going to be…and if we planned it…I’d anticipated that…but I didn’t…feel it. …When they told me he had died…I felt it. It hit me. …And I realized…THIS IS BIG. …Maybe it was because the doctors didn’t know. They didn’t plan it. So…when they said it…it was different. If I planned it, at all.

I wasn’t in love with him. No! …But you know…you get attached to people. Even people you hate. And…I hated him. But…it took me years to realize how…little I should care. And then I didn’t care about my own life enough either.

How did I cope? …I felt relieved. No more pain. He was a monster. He was a very cruel, abusive person. So I felt relief. …But you know…I’m the descendant of…people who started the US. And I went to Princeton. And I’m tall. And…I was actually straight. So…I was allowed in on all these secrets. Right? People just told me things. …They trusted me. …I had an in. …And so when he died…I felt relief…but then I also felt…incredibly guilty. Unbelievably guilty! …Jackie who felt so high and mighty…had no CLUE WHAT WAS GOING ON! NO CLUE! …And she was so…pathetic. Her nose running. Her face all red. Her hair all messed-up. …She was incredibly awkward. Such a spectacle of…vulnerability. And…I couldn’t tell her a thing. And I felt…no sense of joy in my privilege. …I felt…ugly.

And I began to realize how awful it all was. Yes! They’d decided they had to do it. …Fidel Castro had ordered the hit or else! …But…it was bad. And…then I felt…so worthless. Here I had saved this man’s life. Helped him be elected. …And then they had to shoot him! If they did. …Wow! …I eventually…wanted out of my own brain. I had a sort of hatred for myself. So I did a lot of drugs. …And I planned to die. By 65. …I’d give it that long. Just to see! Because everyone told me to. …But if I wasn’t convinced…I was going to just kill myself. Or come close. If I wasn’t dead already!

I wasn’t attracted to men. …Did I plan his death? Lacey hears a strong yes. But…I don’t blame her for hesitating. It’s a wilder thing to say than to claim I was straight.” says Lem.

“So if you did…you- You used drugs…to avoid thinking about…yourself?” says an Illuminati psychiatrist.

“Yes. …I wanted out of my own brain. …I felt so much guilt. …If I had been feeling grief…if I’d been homosexual…I’m like Lacey. I would drink myself to death. And Scott. I’d have just drank and drank. And died in relation to drinking. A drunk drive? A…failed liver. But no. I was straight…and I wanted to leave myself. …I wanted to end my mind.” says Lem. “Just for a bit.”

“Because you felt so stupid for helping him?” says a reader.

“YES. …And ruining my life. And getting Herpes. …I felt…incompetent and useless. …And then I felt like a victim.” says Lem. “And that’s when I started using heroin. …I experimented with drugs after Jack died. …Pot. Mushrooms. …I was fascinated by it. *I laugh.* I’m sorry it’s sad…but I was such a nerd! *I laugh.* …People really didn’t understand me. …Part of the reason Jackie and other people thought I was so into drugs was my manner of thinking about it. Probably discussing it. …I wasn’t just using a lot of drugs. I’m like Lacey. …I became a sort of…drug expert. I knew a lot about drugs. I put in effort researching it. Not just experimenting. No! …I…had a sort of…intellectual way of approaching it. It was…a sort of medical fascination almost. …What did they all do!? …How exactly were they all affecting my brain? What neurological damage was it causing? …Or what good could it be doing? …I was fascinated! Of course they’re bad…but…I didn’t entirely know that…necessarily.

Honestly…watching Lacey become…enthralled by perfume…I’ve realized…I could have just become a perfume collector. Honestly! Everyone thought I was gay right? No. But a lot of people…assumed.

And…why not? Collect perfume. You can get lost in scent. And it’s a lot better! An enormous amount better! …Honestly…it’s less painful than music. At least for me.

I would have collected antique perfume bottles.” says Lem.

“Lem…if you were straight…I’m sorry.” says Tsar Putin.

“I’m sorry you’re fighting. But…God bless you. I’m praying.” says Lem. “It’s a horrible time to be alive.

And at that…Lacey and I are going to bed.”