“I’m sorry but she’s obviously Jack Kennedy reincarnated. And a TOTAL fucking narcissist.” says an average woman in America.
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“How IN HELL…do you see that!??” says a dead Black man.
She opens her mouth, holding a balloon leftover in her apartment from New Years Eve. She tries to look pretty. She blinks, mindlessly.
He stares back at her.
She stares at him.
They stare.
“You’re in a staring contest with him now aren’t you?” says Martin Luther King Junior.
She refuses to respond.
“Do you SPEAK!?” yells a Black woman.
She laughs and backs away slowly. “I know people like you!” she says.
“Who we like…you bitch?” says the Black woman.
She looks embarrassed and scared. Furrows her face and contorts her features.
“Are you pouting?” asks Lacey.
She scoffs. And walks away in a huff. But as this is just the supernatural there’s no where to go. She’s…not in a good place spiritually.
“Why do you think Lacey is narcissistic?” asks a white southern man.
“I mean come on!” she says to him.
“No we don’t really understand what you’re talking about but we’re hearing thousands of women spiritually respond this way if there’s an Illuminati and there’s probably at least one person reading her blog or looking at her profile on Instagram who is having this reaction.” says George Bush.
“I just-I don’t think that’s accurate!” she says about what Lacey posted.
“What do you think happened?” says Harvard.
“Look I’m just gonna tell you that I just read it on Wikipedia and fact-checked her online and then you’re gonna think I’m full of shit…but my gut is telling me that she’s full of shit! And my gut is 100% infallible…all the fucking time!” she yells VERY SELF-RIGHTEOUSLY.
“Which way do you vote?” asks the CIA.
She scoffs. “You know what I’m gonna say! I vote Liberal, I do…and I am damn proud of it.” she says.
“So you have no logic or ration or reason or any sincere motivations or you’re just a nitwit…or what do you think…because that’s stupid as fuck.” says the CIA.
She goes insane. Falls to the ground and jerks like a person with Cerebral Palsy. But as this is in her spirit…she simply lays on the ground and dry heaves. Unsure why.
“What’s…bothering you?” asks the CIA.
“I AM WHITE!!!” she SHRIEKS.
They all analyze her.
“Are you racist?” asks Mark Zuckerberg.
“NO!” she says, before foaming at the mouth just slightly.
“So you are??” says a Black doctor.
She blinks. Furrows her brow.
“You’re racist?” he says.
She thinks.
“But like…that’s not…what she means!!!” she says, pleadingly.
“What do you think she really thinks?” says Tom Banks.
She sits up. Laughs. “I mean…she’s attracted to me.” she says. “She’s a closeted lesbian.”
“Was it that line about how her and Lem like women?” asks Donald Trump.
She thinks, furrowing her brow again.
Later.
“It was that sentence.” she says.
“You hate her?” says Lem.
“Come on! You’re too hot for her manny face!” she says.
“How is her face manly?” says Lem.
“AHH…EWW!!” she says, suddenly masturbating on lingerie for Lem.
Athalia Ponsell laughs at her, uncontrollably.
“I’m not attracted to you.” says Lem.
“I’m here, big daddy!” she says.
“Wow! You’re…desperate!” says Lem. “My GOD!! When was the last time you had any sex?” says Lem.
She sits up. “Ahh…a year.”
“You LOOK LIKE IT!” says Lem. “I get that that’s a sexy pose. …But…why would I want to have sex with you?”
“Because I’m HOTTER THAN HER!!!” she says, thrilled by herself.
“How?” says Lem.
“I did a mathematical calculation of her face. …Not like AI! …I did it in my head. …And I’m HUMAN!” she says. “So I’m FAR more reliable!”
“How is her face manly?” says Lem.
“It’s square shaped. Mine is A PRETTY oval.” she says. She giggles, delighted by herself.
“Her face is not square. At all. It’s actually quite round. …Always has been. She has gorgeous high cheekbones. You’re an idiot! …I’m REPULSED by you. …Her face is superior…and your face is DULL. And ORDINARY. …You are ORDINARY. Very average. Very boring to look at. …There’s literally nothing special about your whole body. …You’re AVERAGE. …It’s your soul that’s special…but I don’t find your soul at all attractive. I don’t even like you, AT ALL.” says Lem. “Why are you so vain? Are you mentally-ill?”
She thinks.
“I’m completely serious!” says Lem. “I’m her HUSBAND. I’m not looking for anyone! She isn’t either!” he says. “Is this some…weird attack!?!?”
“I have better boobs!!!” she says. “I can SOO tell!!!”
“No. You’ve NEVER seen her boobs naked!” says Lem.
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“Lacey’s breasts…are in the class of Scotia’s. Not…worse. At least. …You have somewhat ugly breasts. They’re tubular.” says Lem. “You’ve made them look sexy…the way you’re posed…but I’m not that stupid. And…Lacey’s extremely well built.”
“Okay! When I look at them in the mirror…they’re tubular! But when I analyze them…I know they’re not!” she says.
“They’re tubular!” says Lem.
She stares at him. “But she’s with you because you’re a special needs worker. Right? Sex-wise?” she says.
“NO!!” says Lem.
“I just assumed she slept with you because she’s gay…or…evil…or…ugly.” she says.
“Does she look ugly?” says Lem.
“No!” she says.
“Then how does this make sense?” says Lem.
“Jack promised her he’d do her a favor!” says God. “He’s gone around convincing everyone to reject her. Most of her life. He doesn’t exist right now.”
“I’m not interested in you. …I don’t find you attractive. …But you know what’s really sad…is that you’re evil. You’re so weak…and evil.” says Lem.
“It’s not like that though!” she says.
Birds of a Feather by Billie Eilish plays.
Jack Kennedy gets into a red convertible with the top down with four girls. This one included. The one who was just talking with Lem.
DENIAL IS A RIVER by Doechii plays.
1:00 and they’re all laughing. It’s like a 2000’s movie. Hair blowing in the wind.
1:45 and they all get out… Jack goes for an Old Money look. They all walk around him. Next to him and behind him.
“What’s up?” says God.
“He’s MY BOYFRIEND!!” they all say grinning in unison.
“Can you hear each other?” says God.
“What?” says one of them.
“You’re all saying the same thing.” says God.
“No. We’re not.” says one on the left.
“She’s my girlfriend.” says Jack Kennedy.
They all nod. Like zombies.
i like the way you kiss me by Artemas plays.
“You’re all going to have to kiss him!” says Lacey.
They look confused.
“Oh no!! I’m sorry. …I mean his girlfriend!” says Lacey.
They all smile at once. Unaware of each other. INCLUDING JFK.
And at that Lacey slits a line in the universe. It opens a hole. She “winks at God.”
The song replays.
They all lean in at once and try to kiss Jack Kennedy. Literally all at once. They crash into each other’s heads. One young woman cries. Another rubs her nose. Another one falls forward on her face. And Jack stands there the whole time looking like he is severely mentally handicapped. One especially athletic young woman manages to kiss Jack through a mixture of delusion, quickness and physical advantage. He kisses her back. They stand there and make-out.
The other women look stunned. Baffled.
They make-out and then…Joe Kennedy Senior, drunk, button-down Brooks Brother’s shirt half out of his buckled pants…appears dancing behind them. Shaking his behind. An open beer held up in air in one raised hand. He’s grooving to the music. Banging his head. Swaying back and forth. Lip-syncing. Sweaty, disheveled hair-a-mess and drunk. He’s not aware he’s manifesting. Too drunk to realize he’s manifesting. …No tie. Badly drunk. Continuing to hold an open glass bottle of beer up in the air. Entranced by the song. Desperately trying to dance to it…fervently.
Jack Kennedy looks mortified. And incredibly gay. Incredibly offended by his father.
“DAD!!” Jack says, in a very gay (authentic) voice. Looking effeminate in his posture.
But Joe Senior is too drunk to notice. Too into the song.
Jack pouts at the lack of response. Rolls his eyes up into his head.
HOT TO GO by Chappell Roan plays.
The woman grabs Jack and tries to passionately kiss him after saying, “Don’t worry about him!! My dad drinks too!”
Jack tries to have sex with her. Making it look as elegant as possible for his perceived audience.
“OH MY GOD JACK!! You are SO GOOD!” she says, as he undresses himself and she lays there.
JP, tired, and still unaware has slowed his dancing. But is still dancing. Shirt completely untucked now. Beer lowered but still in hand.
Tell It To My Heart by Cash Cash & Taylor Dayne plays.
Suddenly JP vomits. Looks stunned. Opens his mouth, possibly with the idea of airing out his mouth from the vomit.
Meanwhile Jack Kennedy has the young woman (who tried unsuccessfully to come on to Lem) giving him oral sex. …She’s the one who managed to kiss him. …He’s trying to get aroused. Because he can’t get an erection. She looks sad. Tired. He looks frustrated by her being frustrated.
JP Kennedy…is staring. Not at them. Off into the ether. Deeply analyzing something.
Eyes Closed by Imagine Dragon plays.
JP shakes his head. Rests himself against a wall and then crumbles to the floor…and lays on the floor. Arms outstretched. Face half on the ground.
Jack finally half hard…pushes the young woman on the ground in a fit of sincere passion…although she’s…not looking aroused herself.
This song plays:
Jack attempts to have sex with her. Very sincerely. But…he can’t figure out how. Much like “Kick” Kathleen Cavendish reportedly did. He’s slow…and then…he can’t keep it in…because it’s too soft. He laughs it off. Kisses her sincerely. As much as his ugly heart can manage.
JP is asleep.
The song plays on.
Jack gets restless and decides to suddenly go extremely fast. It seems like he can’t figure out what else to do.
The song plays again since JP is asleep. He’s been controlling the music.
Jack and the young woman lay there awkwardly. He’s done just as the song ends. She looks…confused.
MILLION DOLLAR BABY by Tommy Richman plays as JP rouses from his sleep. Rubbing his face and cleaning his glasses. He looks MAD.
He turns around and looks at JFK and this young woman. Stunned. Not expecting to see them there behind him. Yet he looks unimpressed and unsurprised. And dejected.
Apparently Jack had been trying to be with Jackie lately. In the afterlife. Lately being…when he first died. In the late 1960’s.
“We visited the future, Jack!” says JP. “How was she?”
“She’s…just a little girl!” says Jack.
“No!! It’s the future!” says JP.
Jack Kennedy looks confused.
“Oh…right. She’s not a little girl.” says Jack.
“She’s an adult!” says JP.
“I’m dead dad! Are you?” Jack says.
“Yeah. …I just died. Last week.” says JP.
“Because I’m killing you!!” Jack yells at Lacey.
And at that Lacey genuinely feels her face almost being ripped apart…as she writes this…she struggles to swallow and control her face.
“I’m a BAD MOM!?” says Becca, who raised Lacey in her spirit, in shock.
Later.
“Well…I guess I can’t kill you!” Jack says to Lacey.
This song plays:
“I’ll just tell you this!!! …I…am attacking you-“ says JFK to Lacey.
Casi yawns. Bored.
The young woman who Jack slept with leaves, seemingly disinterested in him now.
0:48
“I’ll just tell you this…” says JFK to Lacey.
Lacey yawns now too.
“I’ll just tell you THIS!!” says JFK to Lacey.
1:29
“Are you coming on to me?” Lacey says.
“See! You fell for it too!” Jack says to Lacey.
She blinks. Thinks. “HOLD ON!” she says. “NO!”
2:35
“No…but you fantasized about me!! YOU DID!!” Jack Kennedy says to Lacey.
“As a teenager developing my understanding of what I found attractive. …Jack you’re…like…a peanut butter sandwich. Sexually. For me. …It’s COMPLETELY COMPLICATED. You’re WAY overestimating!” says Lacey.
“But you’re LEM! And HE WORSHIPS ME THROUGH YOU!! YOU BOTH WORSHIP ME!!! FOREVER!!!!” JFK says to Lacey.
2:35
Lacey coughs.
Later.
“I’m lost.
…When I watch 2000 Con Game Of The Century this is not what they said would happen!” says JFK in 1968. ”In afterlife I watch movie 2000 Con Game Of The Century. It very popular game with people in Purgatory. No…it’s afterlife movie for people in afterlife. Not everyone watch…but those of us who are struggling to accept Jesus Christ…watch the movie…to get ideas about how to ‘work the system.’
I watch movie and I decide I go back in time and be Japanese man to work for work for Red Fay Emperor of Japan?
Just kidding…that’s not what happened.
You don’t know what happened. …I’m a ghost. I’m JFK. And you just shot me.
I am mad! I am mad that you shoot me you niggers! I was running the country, doing my job. I go on the parade right? And you shoot me you dumbasses from hell! …I will make you suffer.
You think it’s funny!? You think it’s funny? I tell you a joke and you don’t know the difference because now I am dead and you’re alive.
You don’t know if there’s reincarnation or not. If I come to Japan, will they know me? They might. You would not know the difference.
I am JFK. I took a bite of an apple, so did you! Liars!!
I am haunting Lem Billing’s twin flame to destroy whole life! She is mine! I am a kidnapper! I kidnap her whole life from the grave…but you didn’t think of that…did you…you fuckers!
She just telling me she can’t tell what the fuck I’m talking about-
She said she can’t tell if I’m making joke, if I’m being serious, if there’s reincarnation or not or how or what.
She say she thinks I still trying to make love with Lem Billings by making good joke. 
She say she can’t tell because I’m a ghost what I’m saying well enough for this to work.
But I happen to know that I have been guaranteed by Satan himself that even if I have to travel back-and-forth in time, he guaranteed he help me because Jesus Christ said I deserve to die. I evil man, who ruined the White House. My father buy election and men no respect the Oval Office no more after me. I shatter the perception within.
…So you think you know what is real and what is fake…but I am a master of the con game. Do you think you know the movie!? I have lived the movie.
Yes, I make the Earth evil. Why!? Why would a man do that?
To make you taste the power of me! You are told me you think I hero? Well that is exactly why you shouldn’t have shot me. …You shouldn’t have shot me because I capable of amazing things.
Do you think they will fall apart? Do you think I hero too? So which is it?
Lacey say I’m narcissistic and homosexual and that Lem Billings couldn’t have been in love with me and he was straight and she thinks I am making a fool of myself. I happen to know that that…is not possible.
You will see if you look around that I have made many impressions in history. …Sex trafficking was my idea. The pornography boom my idea. …The sexualization of everything was my idea. …After I die, I make a deal with Satan to tell you all how powerful I really am, you fools! I influence you all from the grave to do sexual things, and why? Because I am a master of sex!
You think this is funny…I can hear you…but you know it’s not funny at all. …Why are you think it’s funny because you fail to understand whether this is real or fake…and I am scaring you. …What if it’s real? Wow that’s impressive! What if it’s fake then what is true? Is there reincarnation or not? Do you know if am I Japanese? What are you? It’s very creepy, is it not?
Behold, the power of John Fitzgerald, Kennedy!
Impossible. …I watch the movie. But I went back in time and then cannot remember if I Japanese or not. I cannot remember if there reincarnation or not. …But I will tell you I know this much is true: I have destroyed the world and I’m sorry if you’re hurt by that. …I do many things, and why wouldn’t I?! You act innocent, you act like we’re on good terms all of you, including my best friend, who is in love with a woman who took her clothing off of him every night when he was alone in his house…and I was not there. He’s masturbated.
*someone laughs*
He is masturbating many times. Yes, he masturbating to images of women’s breasts. And he feel in love with the people on the pages of playboy magazine. He touched himself when he alone…and looking at the images. You cannot tell me that a man who looks at magazines…is a nice man.
I have a dirty secret or two hidden in my closet. You know that. …Jackie knows I was not a man of many words…so to speak. But I frequently used discretion.
I am not a bad man. …Lacey say I have many affairs, and I know that that can be said to be true. …But that was not the reason I got married. …I am married because I love my wife. …The affairs were a part of my emotional disturbances. …I am never serious when I have sex with anybody who is not-who is not my wife-
Hold on!
*He does something*
Lacey say, ‘Oh you go! You go make it so no one can hear you!’ …I am not at liberty to discuss the meanderings of my heart!
What I am doing, is explaining to you, that I am telling you the truth. …I was a kind, a loving man, a servant of the people. …I spent hours of my time tirelessly serving the American people, researching things, making phone calls, contacting congressman, contacting representative, senators, donors, friends, foreign and domestic business people to arrange for the safety and prosperity of our people. Lacey said she could do that and it be easier than her life. Now I making it sound scarier than it really is, she just say.
*he thinks*
I guess they say to clarify he think of you all the time? Fine, OK? Are you happy now? Because every time he masturbate Lem Billings thinking of you! …But do you know now if you’re married to him or not? No you don’t, you silly cow!
So shut up!
Please do not mistake what I am saying to you. Lem Billings was not my best friend. Cook Lemoyne Billings was my lover. But he don’t love me back. He loved a fucking…fucking stupid…dumb bitch!
She is trying to find it in her heart to understand me. …I call her a dumb bitch because I am mad. She is not a nice person. A nice person would not be in my life. …You shot me five years ago last Thursday! And yes I know it’s 2025 for you….but I know that by 2025…a lot will be made known to you about the power of John Fitzgerald Kennedy!
Have you ever seen the movie Back To The Future?
Have you ever heard of a country being haunted by a dead leader?
No, yes? Which one!? Oh no you’re confused…and I’m not there to help you.
His sons name is Marty McFly? Mc flurries. Where are you suspicious? McDonald’s, Mc Dougal. …Mickey Mouse? No! I am talking about Scotland!
Scotland is my enemy. …Scotland is my enemy number one! Those assholes are tough to deal with *he says crying sincerely*
Sean O’Connery is a bitch!
I added O so he know his place.
I very sophisticated educated man I went to Harvard. I was trained by experts. Why I sound Japanese and I’m poor? I don’t know!! But I will!!
Lacey worry there is no reincarnation but if there is this who I actually am the whole time. No you don’t understand what I go through to become the man that I am.
Got you!
I inspired Barack Obama‘s book, Dreams of My Father. The kid is not my son…but everyone compare him to me. Why did they compare him to me? They compare him to me. …They compare him to me.
You fools do not realize how much you are obsessed with me. …Lacey wonder why do people find JFK so fascinating…but I just found out that she thinks I am sexual peanut butter sandwich. *he thinks*
I am not a peanut butter sandwich.
*he thinks*
*Lem can’t stop laughing but Jack can’t hear him*
Lacey why are you think I peanut butter sandwich?” says JFK.
“Because when kids are little, they’re developing a sense of taste and so they eat things like peanut butter sandwiches. Umm…and when I was a teenager I was developing my sense of taste when it came to sex and so I thought you were very attractive. I preferred your older brother but I thought he probably wouldn’t think I was pretty enough for him and I thought you were pretty good-looking too and that’s pretty much about all that I really should say because it’s just not something to talk about believe it or not…but I’m sorry, Jack…I don’t have a lot of respect for you…
But that-that attraction was something I felt when I was a teenager for you, before I understood that you really didn’t care. No matter how much it seemed like you did you really didn’t. You really didn’t care about anybody. You were actually a broken person who just didn’t care…and maybe someday I’ll go from having disdain for you to feeling sorry for you and wishing that you’d never been born and if that’s not good enough I’m sorry.” says Lacey.
“You are my brother’s wife, whether that lame. In hell does he not shine? You my brother or Joe’s wife? Can you say things to me that very harsh? Okay! …But I know he care.” says Jack.
“Do you really know that he cares? Does he even care? …Are you people capable of doing anything other than just ruining things for people? Like their lives?” says Lacey.
“I don’t know how to care! Yes, that is true! I am sorry if you care about me.” he says. “But you love Lem Billings more than you ever capable of loving me at all. You love my brother more than you love me. Yes, so what you could’ve fallen in love with me as well? I would have married you in my 20s? That’s not true! You would have run off with Lem Billings. …Now I see why he always so nice to me. Okay!? There! Do you know why I care about your feelings…or not?” says JFK.
Lacey laughs/scoffs.
“I repeat: do you know why I care about your feelings or not?” says JFK.
“No Jack! I don’t know. And I’m starting to think you don’t understand what I meant.
You are a peanut butter sandwich to me…and if you don’t deserve to hear something that harsh…then I apologize.” says Lacey.
*a man laughs*
“You are one of the most beautiful women to ever live.” Jack says to Lacey.
“Jack in that context though…what the fuck does that even matter?” says Lacey.
Jack cries.
Jack thinks.
“You know beauty matters!” says JFK.
“I do! But unless if there’s love of a deeper nature involved, the beauty becomes meaningless at best.” says Lacey.
“You think I shallow man!” he says.
“It seems like a competition where you don’t really care about me so much as what I am.” says Lacey.
“And if there’s reincarnation it’s temporary or point out the temporal nature of a fallen world identities.” he says.
“Yes and so then it’s the person who is expressed in that beauty who matters…and I don’t think you love that person when it comes to me. What I experienced with you was not intentional, either. I had no idea that your ghost was actually interacting with me.” says Lacey. “I was a teenager.”
He stares. “I do all that within the first week or two of my death.”
“Why did you act so quickly right after you were shot? Why didn’t you wait just a bit to gain some perspective if you were so surprised?” says Lacey.
“You’re right I don’t care.” says JFK. “I care some maybe, but not that much. …So you say I a peanut butter sandwich because you’re saying that you simply didn’t know what you liked and you thought you liked me but turns out when you’re actually older you don’t like me anymore. Why?”
“Because you’re scrawny and self-absorbed and cocky and overconfident, and under-accomplished in reality. Because you were very rich and extremely spoiled, and everybody loved you. People like you, to me on a personal level, are worthless shit. …When someone has that much money and that much privilege and they don’t care, and they act and feel about things as you did and look like you did, both handsome and scrawny at the same time, they’re absolute worthless shit. And I’m not saying that’s how God sees you. …I’m not saying that that’s how I see you through the eyes of God, but in relation to me personally, I would rather you’d never been created. …I think you’re a waste of space and I’m not exaggerating. I can’t stand that God created you. I think you’re a disgusting piece of Hell that haunts humanity…and reminds us of how stupid we were to fall in the Garden of Eden and that’s all you are at best. …But that’s not how God sees you Jack! God sees you, Jack, as someone who he would’ve died for…and I try to see through your father in heaven‘s eyes. I try to see you that way. I’m quite sincere.
…I don’t know what you expect! It’s sad to me. There’s a reason I’m saying what I’m saying! I have absolutely no reason to have deserved what you’ve done to me, what you’ve done to my husband, and what you’ve done to all of us is vile… And your values and your way of seeing things is worthless shit! You are poison to humanity. You would’ve been infinitely better off if you’d never been born, and if there’s reincarnation, it’s a travesty you were ever created as Jack Kennedy at all. But that’s not how God sees you. God sees you as someone who He would’ve died for. I’m not exaggerating. I’m not being silly! Do you comprehend what I’m saying or are you too much of a burden on my good-heart in Christ?” says Lacey.
“Oh you could run Hell! You could run Hell very efficiently and make Hitler incredibly proud.” says JFK.
“Actually I think you’d run Hell very well Jack! You’ve put me through a sort of Hell! You put Lem through a sort of Hell!! …You put hundreds of thousands of innocent children through Hell indirectly if you started child trafficking! You’ve put billions of people through Hell if I’m hearing you. You destroyed humanity after you died! And that’s pretty-that’s a pretty serious Hell! …Because we didn’t really deserve it…but then that’s Hell.
…When you’re in Hell…you might get a punishment that you don’t deserve in just the right way…because that’s what you deserve because you’re in Hell. …That’s the concept of Hell. And maybe I’m wrong, maybe you never get what you don’t deserve, but I wonder if it could be something just as terrifying as that!? I don’t know it couldn’t happen! Why wouldn’t Hell be that evil!? Maybe it wouldn’t be because God is too just…but what if Hell is worse than what you did to us…and that’s why I don’t understand you. …Why did you do this? …I see you through Christ…and then I get mad at you for ruining your existence by being absolutely disgusting even if you’re narcissistic and retarded. …I cannot believe that you didn’t know at least somewhat what you were doing and have some responsibility for it’s.
I’m not God but if you actually really are 100% sincere right now…I can’t believe that you didn’t know what you were doing at least some. It’s impossible that love isn’t real. It’s impossible! And I can’t love you and that’s part of the reason why I have figured out that Lem was straight because you made it impossible to genuinely love you.” says Lacey. “Yea…Jackie could’ve loved you briefly…but then she also slept with your brother Bobby, and other men. She wasn’t sitting around crying over you forever. And that does mean something! I’m not gonna lie. It’s bullshit to say that it doesn’t. …I’m sorry sometimes people can be surprised and they might find somebody but no if you really love your spouse and they die….you are devastated to the point where it’s not easy to probably remarry. I don’t think.
Look…I’m not God. I’m not the fine arbiter of everything. …If something I’ve said is evil or stupid I’m sorry, I apologize. I really do. And umm…you have to rely on God to sort things out for you. As will I.” says Lacey.
“How well if there’s not joke that is.
That is reincarnation, or is that evil and stupidly lying!? Ahh…but if I serious. Japanese man I am. …Mad because you were sleeping with Lem Billings. …You are! You are sleeping with Kirk…Lemoyne Billings, and Joe is stupid because Joe is right. Damn you brother Joe!
Damn you Joseph, Patrick Kennedy, Junior!
You think it’s funny!? You think it’s really funny if I lying!? …I know you do this for me it’s not that hard…but then why would I be doing it!?
Because Kirk LeMoyne Billings is in love with me and he never love you ever. …I think you laughing because you’re scared of the truth. He was my lover! Oh you think you have psychological evidence that he actually was straight!!?
You think you have a DOS that Kirk Lemoyne Billings suck my cock because he was confused and scared as a boy. You think you have evidence that you are not still in love with my brother Joe? NO!
I know for a fact…that you are Kirk LeMoyne Billings‘s wife? …Yeah? Okay…if I Japanese and liar…you grow-up in Scotland…with four siblings, two sisters and two brothers. And your sisters both died. Your parents were dad and your brothers and you were away is by your aunt. ….You’re very ugly little girl but that was a joke because you co-op…to be a great beauty…some people thought you are a pretty a little girl but I know you actually ugly fucking cow!
What that!? That make you laugh and smile!? Why? Because you are Niga? …Niga humor is stupid. …You’re a darky and that’s why you ugly when you a little Scottish girl because your body was transitioning from being ugly fucking Niga…to being a normal white person. You think I’m kidding! Yes, you think there’s a funny joke.
I hope you have fun with Lem! I suck Lem’s cock and I know what it taste like. Remember that when you have sex with him. It was in my mouth…it was up my butt…his hands were on my body. His mouth was on my penis! And we not make children together. We just make love. …So you say that, ‘Oh shit! Jack because he straight!?’ …No sorry bitch! Even if you’re not like it I still touch him, it’s still count. I still coastal contact. …Yeah, I like football and it on the other side of the line Lacey, it’s still counted. Okay? See??
And you calling him being straight and me being homosexual alien activity on the football field!? OK alien activity or not the ball inside the court! …And I’m not afraid to fight! And this illegal. …What you are lame, dead and what are you doing to me now is illegal activity!
Illegal that means not allowed. Lacey that means not allowed.
I am married to him. We discussed it. And he not say we married. Fine! And he gets scared? Fine? But I say it not serious too. And yes because I said, ‘Wait! It’s a joke! Lem get a life! There’s no way you can take that seriously! …It’s nothing Lem!’ But he say to me, ‘I will have you know that what we’re doing could count.’
And so I know accounts! …You said it didn’t count!? You say that he was just concerned-“ says JFK. “No…it’s a cult! And you filthy, stinking lying shooter wife! …If there reincarnation you stole my husband Lem…every single night. And I WAS A HERO! …He think of you and your boobs! …I know now! He think of you and your crotch! …He think of you and your boob and your crotch…and I was laying down at times and I thought…, ‘Oh that man next to me he take up too much of the bed. I push Lem out. I push Lem out…filthy stinking bastard!’ But no, I don’t push Lem out. …I just take up too much of the bed.
Why are you doing such a nice thing for people? Yeah, okay. Because I was raised well. I was raised well.
I am being told to hurry up.
Someone say a man name Donald Trump has no time. People are going to be tired if they’re listening in the Illuminati and I don’t know? OK fine.
I am jack Kennedy, Lacey Billings is a fucking bitch! Lacey Binks Billings, is a whore! …She said she sleep with her husband? OK but he alive…and she not there. …She dead! …She dead!! She a dead ghost bitch! …She a ghost bitch in my bed! …She a ghost bitch in my bed, sleeping with my LOVER…Lem Billings. HE NOT MY BEST FRIEND. We touched dicks!
Oh she a ghost bitch! …I don’t know Nguyen okay…and Dustin Diamond say I am confused.
Dustin Diamond say he has a sense of humor and he think you’re very funny to make me a Japanese man. Who is Justin Diamond? I don’t know him. …He looks Jewish and dangerous. Like a dangerous Jew.
I don’t know where he came from. He can’t give an address. (*he’s talking to someone aside*)
He say, ‘Okay, you Jack Kennedy! Suck my cock.’ …No, he’s serious, open car, he’s serious. …OK I’ll pick her up at your sisters???? …No, I did not think it was serious!!!! …I thought you were just joking!” says JFK. He’s taken away by Dustin Diamond seemingly.
Lacey is told to go to bed by her living legal husband Mark and it’s explained that the whole world was seamlessly sent back in time in a way only God would understand. Temporarily. To talk to JFK after his assassination.
Apparently Louis Hill Junior and Ivana Trump asked Dustin Diamond to intervene. Because Lacey is interested in seeing the inauguration and so are Illuminati members who are up listening or reading. Possibly including Stephen Colbert.
Donald Trump himself, if there’s an Illuminati, had to take a sleeping pill. As they highly suspect it’s JFK.
Later.
“I edited it.” says Lacey.
“What were you trying to say?” God says to Jack.
Jack smiles. Laughs. Looks causal. He thinks. …”I was trying to say…that she is…very pretty. …And then I reminded her of Joe. My older brother, Joe. …And then I told her she was…evil. …Because regardless of whether or not she was…his wife…I was-“ says Jack. “I feel…I am more valuable.” he says.
“Yup. You know what will happen if you lie right now.” says God.
“I felt more confident that he loved me. Than I should have. But…I think I was cheated on. Because she sleeping with MY MAN! …HE NOT LIKE IT!? HA! IMPOSSIBLE! …And then she sleep with him outside of time and space!? And he a HETEROSEXUAL!? …WOW!! …WOW!!! …OKAY!! WOW. …I am…not convinced. …Why trauma from childhood…matter? You know!? …That so long ago.” says JFK.
God waits.
“So…okay? Fine. …They together now? …THEN I FIGHT FOR MY HEART! …Because he an evil LIAR!!!” says JFK. “Nobody make fool out of ME!!!!”
God waits.
“I am IMPORTANT!!! NO! He not lying. …HE LIAR!! …But…” says JFK, shaking his head. “I am a player. Okay!? …But I know. …I feel…pleasure. AS A MAN. So I KNOW. …PLEASURE DOES NOT…LIE. …It speaks to me.” says JFK.
“What about him? Did he feel pleasure?” asks God.
“FROM THAT BITCH! …FROM THE CUNT!!” he says. “Okay!? …Every night. She…do him! …In magazines. She appear. …Crazy, twisted stuff! …It’s…” he shakes his head. “What a LIE!! …But he say he feel no pleasure with me.”
“Could you tell?” asks God.
“HE SHOT ME!!!” yells JFK.
“What about in bed?” asks God. “I understand you were two adult men.”
“How do you even tell? …He not say much? …It’s so hard to know.” says JFK.
“Did he seem aroused?” asks God.
“No.” says Jack. “But…I thought he was…just a prissy bitch.”
“So he wasn’t ever naturally erect?” asks God.
“No.” says Jack.
“Then why don’t you leave him alone with his wife?” says God.
“BECAUSE HE IS MY LOVER!!!” yells JFK.
“He wasn’t really though.” says God.
“He tried to be!!!” yells JFK.
“Because he was very confused.” says God.
Jack shakes his head no. Repeatedly.
“CUNT!!!” screams JFK.
“Jack…what made you ask her who she’d turn to if Joe cheated?” asks God.
Jack cries. “I heard…Lem. In my imagination. And I wanted to see how he be doing? Behind my back.”
“You didn’t expect her to think of him.” says God.
JFK thinks.
“You’re the menace Jack. Not her.” says God.
“Okay. …So…I got…A WARNING. …I will…make Lem…a BLACK MAN. …Using Satan. I will make him….BLACK.” says JFK.
“You can’t do that.” says God.
“I’m mad. …I’m still MAD!!!” yells JFK.
“Can we go to bed?” asks Lem.
“Yes.” says God.


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