Missing Pieces

Missing Pieces by Flawed Mangoes plays.

Lacey sits in AWE with a living female communist. She stares at the masses. From her private privilege. In her spirit.

“Do you know why she said ‘AMEN’?” she says to the masses.

“No.” they simply say.

And the CEO of Liberty Mutual gets sick.

Sick. VERY.

“I hate you!!” she says to the CEO of Liberty Mutual.

“I’ll TAKE YOUR PHONE AWAY!!!” he says to Lacey, weeping. Today he admitted he’s been getting literally fucked up the ass by Bobby Kennedy Junior. On the weekends. For the last two years. Because Bobby in his deranged mental state…has developed a sociopathic sexual fetish for imitation of Lem. And he had imagined…Lem did anal sex with his uncle on the weekends. Based not on what he’s heard from anyone there…but based on stories he’s read in popular, mainstream media.

“It will make no difference!” says God.

“She can’t be that powerful!!!” he screams.

“She is.” says God.

He pouts. The CEO of Liberty Mutual literally pouts.

“NO!!!” he whines.

He’s withheld three advancement opportunities from Lacey’s legal husband Mark…through demonic rituals and interventions. To make Bobby feel less insecure about Lem’s probable heterosexuality and less insecure about his bankruptcy. Bobby is his…side-chick. His wife knows. It’s nothing serious. But…he’s actually kind of nice at times and Bobby…is…DEMANDING.

“Mark’s interviewing again.” he said to Bobby three weeks ago. “He’s a sure shot. He’s a great manager. …I’m not sure how to convince my employees not to hire him. He might not even be given a raise.”

“NO!!!!” screamed Bobby.

Ylang Ylang by FKJ & ((( O ))) plays.

“Bobby…it’s getting weird. Someone is going to notice.” he said, pleadingly. “He’s a brilliant man.”

Bobby’s lip quivered. “No. I need this baby.” he said to the CEO.

“Will it make you feel…powerful?” asked the CEO.

“WHEN…do I…ever…feel…powerful?” said Bobby…in a sexy voice.

“Okay.” he said, shrugging.

Yes. Bobby is a HUGE sex addict.

“Will you fire Mark and try to drive them into homelessness just to appease Bobby…and whatever ego you have attached to that?” asks the Communist.

“YES. …Well…no.” he says.

“I NEED IT!!!” screams Bobby, in a whiny voice.

“Okay puppy!!!” says the CEO of Liberty Mutual to Bobby. He’s a huge Kennedy fan. He’s BESOTTED by the myth and…in awe…of…the fact…that Bobby will even talk to him at all.

In reality…Lacey’s not a Communist because she believes people are just simply too evil. Otherwise she might sincerely be one.

“I would too!!” says Tsar Vladimir Putin.

In reality Bobby Junior is a crazy stalker like his brother (dead) Michael who preyed on a 14 year old. He’s started to think Lem was straight and he’s now gone into stalker mode.

In reality Liberty Mutual owed Bobby nothing. And he couldn’t really do anything to them. But Bobby doubled down on his “request” to the CEO with his cabinet appointment in the Trump Administration. And with the fires in LA the CEO of Liberty Mutual was terrified.

“Bobby!! They’re going to burn us up!!” he said, clasping his hands one weekend. After they had gay sex.

“No! Sweetie!” said Bobby.

“Muffin…I’m scared.” said the CEO of Liberty Mutual.

Bobby laughed a luxurious, pompous laugh. “DAHLING! NEVER!!!” he said, loudly in his throaty voice.

“Oh BOBBY!” said the CEO of Liberty Mutual.

“I WON’T LET THEM!!!” said Bobby, holding his hands in his. “I HAVE A PLAN!!”

“What!??” said the CEO of Liberty Mutual.

And Bobby explained that we would use the Royal Family to harass Lacey.

“Bobby has tried to be ‘nurturing’ to William and Harry over the years. After their mother’s death. Possibly to use them. In lieu of his own dwindling power and wealth… But they don’t seem at all cognitively aware of that. As even a possibility.” says NBC. “He charms people who can’t see through him. Lacey’s never been one of those people and he both truly loves and HATES her for it. …He’s tried to kill her many times.”

Bobby requested Will and Kate desperately clutch each other’s hands. In September (her probable birth date) to hurt Lacey.

“It was supposed to confuse her. Because he’s obsessed with thinking she’s stupid compared to him.” says ABC. “He’s an IDIOT. But…with male privilege…he uses vocal (home) training and studied mannerisms to look super intelligent.

“The dog, the sitting position, the clasped hands. He’s OBSESSED!!” says CNN. “Bobby is…OBSESSED.”

“What!?” says Bobby. “WHAT!?”

“Princess Snowflake…I DON’T KNOW!” says the CEO of Liberty Mutual to Bobby.

“The idea was that Bobby was going to use these pictures to harass Lacey via the Prince and Princess of Wales on their Instagram account. And then he was going to find some way to use what he assumed would be her instant total demoralization because he thinks she’s an idiot. He’s not really thinking that but he’s like psychotically obsessed with thinking that like it’s a it’s like a psychotic delusion for him.

And so the idea was to make her just fall apart with her pictures because she knows that there’s an actual sexual romantic relationship between them that’s authentic and so he was trying to sort of say ‘Apples to apples Lem and Jack were in love, and you’re just not good enough, you’re just not good enough to be with either of them and I’m better than all of you probably but you know i’ll just tolerate that I guess.’ And it didn’t work, but he assumed that she was just repressing an enormous amount of pain and rage and narcissistic deflation. H

He hears her hurt and anger when she talks about them, and assumes that that means that Lem was in love with Jack, and that Jack was in love with him and that they’ve clearly won because he’s not smart enough to realize that things can be very nuanced and it’s not that simple that that isn’t even why she’s hurt and yet it is but it’s not. …Like that’s not really what’s happening…but she’s very complicated and the situation is very complicated and he just doesn’t really comprehend that concept. I’m sure Zelda would’ve confused him as well. He doesn’t understand people as well as he thinks that he does.” says NBC.

“Well his idea was a simple one! …I was just supposed-I was supposed to lay down the law and deny Mark job and threaten the one he has now…because I am a big shot. Big guy!!!” says the CEO of Liberty Mutual. He laughs. “I am so on it! I can do whatever the hell I want baby!”

“ did they start drinks? Do they start serving drinks where you’re at??” says a woman in Palm Beach.

“They sure as fuck did!! DAMN!” he says.

“So so you’re supposed to be putting her in her place by denying Mark a job using demonic activity and telepathy?” says the CIA

“Yes, and it dovetails beautifully with the images of of Catherine and William in the woods, clasping hands like lovers.” he says.

“But-but those are just people posing similarly, and she saw through it.” says Meghan Mullally.

“She doesn’t know that, she’s a fucking idiot!” says the CEO, crying.

“Well I thought it made sense. We just put the pictures up…and the bitch sees what the bitch sees…and then he denies the job and she goes, ‘Oh damn! OH hot fucking damn…these people are better than me!’ FOR ONCE!! Thank you Jesus!!!

I just want for ones for her to understand like she’s inconveniencing me. EWWW!!” says Bobby.

“Bobby they started the fires in LA.” says Drew Barrymore.

“I know that!

I am fully aware, thank you very much Drew! I know Mark has done nothing but whatever makes sense to call dad at work almost ever. He’s arguably one of the smartest people working for the entire company and they know that but that’s that doesn’t matter what matters is that I am Bobby Kennedy and I get what I want. That’s how things work Lacey in the harsh world that we live in. I am the big Luna not you And you have never excepted that reality and it gets to be annoying to me at times because even though I have a really good personality and temperament and I’m hot and sexy and I have a lot of friends and everyone’s in love with me and now I’m kind of been a big deal and the Trump administration You’re annoying me you’re actually really annoying I know it seems like you’re nothing. That’s the delusion that we both shared but now I’m starting to think that you’re just a huge bitch from hell and then I have to address the matter more than I thought I would ever have to with someone as worthless and insignificant as you.” yells Bobby Kennedy Junior at Lacey.

“ bobby they started the fires!” says the CIA.

“ and I ran for president and I only lost because I’m too good looking!” says Bobby Kennedy Junior, sincerely.

“ bobby they started the fires!” says the CIA.

“ right so my response is to intimidate them back by denying him employment and threatening his welfare as a grown man for totally unconscionable unjust reasons because it’s totally unjust. I have a right to attack her. My whole family has a right to sadistically attack or from the great, because were poor and Irish, and we did something with his country that no one‘s ever done before no one‘s ever done what we did with arguably the most important people in all human history and I’m saying that as a God and so I get to do whatever the hell I want and you guys have just put up with that nobody can question me. I am the most important thing to ever exist. I’m saying that completely sincerely you just don’t understand I’m doing your favor you’re doing me a favor by telling me that the fires in LA were started by her family. I am doing you a favor by telling you that I’m bigger than God. He’s nothing compared to me.” says Bobby Kennedy Junior.

“ so but the fires were started in LA by that not you.” says the CIA.

“ so but I could start those fires if I wanted to that’s pretty easy anyone could go there and start a fire.” says Bobby.

“ bobby she’s never been to LA she was never even in LA. Yep you’re right a homeless person could go do that but then how did she do that from the safety of her house miles away?” says the CIA.

Luigi nods.

“ did you start the fire? Luigi did you did you do it? I don’t know he’ll tell me I’ll fuck him in the ass and he’ll tell me.” says Bobby.

“ no I was not able to do that. I was in prison horse unable to leave to be able to do that Bobby it wasn’t me. Sorry.” says Luigi.

“ well, then who did that I don’t understand!” says Bobby.

“ I think it was probably Lem. I think I’m started the fire.” says the CIA.

“ bobby do you have like a really great ass or do you moan a lot when you come or like why is it that everyone wants to fuck you?” asks a gay man.

“ no no I’m not like that I’m not that dirty. No I don’t have that kind of sucks the kind of sex I have is healing. It’s very hot. I’ve been called a sex healer by some women who are not concerned with possessive sexuality.” says Bobby Kennedy Junior.

“ how did you get in bed with the CEO of liberty mutual?” says George Bush.

“ I mean we just met at a party in Martha’s Vineyard or it was somewhere like that you know people have people meet at parties where Lacey would never be able to go because she’s really beneath us.” says Bobby.

“ oh my god that’s really intimidating. Holy SHIT!” says Matt Nesheim sarcastically.

“ do you know Bobby as your friend? I’m just throwing this out there don’t get you upset. I swear this is just an idea. Don’t let this bother you don’t let this. Don’t let this keep you up at night it’s probably just me being stupid you know how I’m stupid like all the time but I just kind of think maybe that it’s possible that maybe you’re in the wrong party.

Maybe you went to the wrong party Bobby.

I just think maybe you went to the wrong place at the wrong time politically speaking, I think just politically speaking Bobby went to the wrong place at the wrong time because you’re in a party where I did I really would be surprised personally just for my own personal reasons, and my own personal analysis I would personally be really surprised if if Donald Trump and Republicans stop using oil I would just really not expect that I could be wrong. You know I’m wrong a lot, but I just think it’s within the realm of possibility… just going out there on a limb that maybe if you stay working with the Democratic Republicans that her family will still be able to start fires and and do wars and stuff like that… as long as they use oil because dirt there a family from what I’ve heard personally has a lot of oil I think there’s a lot of well you know and it doesn’t even have to be that much. It could just be us a little oil cause we’re so desperate Bobby were so fucking desperate for the oil do you understand baby we’re desperate for the oil… tell muffin I think that’s what’s happening. My little dreamboat I think I think as long as you use the oil the oil will still be used and then they have power because I’m sorry honey but I think there’s a hell of a lot of oil on their land and spiritually there’s nothing we can do about it I checked I’m exhausted.” says the CEO of Liberty Mutual.

“ no don’t don’t tell me that don’t tell me that you filthy pig I know price hocking fact that they could not possibly be true. There is no fucking way that’s true I just can tell it’s not true I just know.” says Bobby.

“ how is it? Not true Bobby?” says CIA.

“ because it’s just oil you know it’s like canola oil or or butter but not the butter they make from cashews it’s just like butter but it’s the kind of butter that they make on farms. It’s just farm oil and I’ve been around a lot of farms and I can tell you from experience ain’t nothing special about farm oil, it’s just oil from the dirt and I’m not going to be impressed. Thank you very much Diana.

Thank you very much Diana Spencer oh Spencer that’s a stupid name. It’s like a store do you spend time with the spencers? Do you spend with the spencers? Or do the spencers use suspenders? I don’t know, but it’s a dumb name!

I’m not about to be told that the love of my fucking life, Mr. Kirkwood mall in Billings was strait. That man worships me. over worship speech

Later.

“I thought I was God.” says Bobby Kennedy Junior to a psychiatrist and the CEO of Liberty Mutual.

“No. That energy you keep reading as God…is just your own brain.” says the psychiatrist to Bobby Kennedy Junior.

He laughs and shakes his head in disbelief.

“Man! …See…I really thought that was God.” says Bobby.

“NO! That’s you.” says another psychologist.

“Man!!!” says Bobby.

“What are you doing Bobby!?” says a woman.

“I’m listening.” says Bobby.

He sits on the ground very intensely focused on something. Frozen.

“What!? What are you listening to?!” says the CIA.

“I THINK I AM GOD!” says Bobby.

A psychic shakes his head in frustration.

“Bobby…that’s not your higher self…” says Madonna. “Those are just your thoughts.”

“NO!!! I think I HEAR GOD!!” says Bobby, grinning.

“No!! Those…are…your…THOUGHTS!” says Kim Kardashian, like he’s retarded.

“BUT I FEEL SO…IN AWE!” he says.

“Of what!?” says a woman.

“MY MAJESTY.” says Bobby.

“I FEEL THAT TOO!” says an English man.

“When?” says Bobby.

“When I listen to my higher self!” he says.

“No. That isn’t his higher self!!!” yells George Soros in DEEP IRRITATION.

“THEN…he’s dumb????” says the English man, astounded.

“NO!! I’m…different.” says Bobby.

“How!?” says Germany.

“He’s…I’m…A NAZI!” says Bobby.

“Oh! How nice!!!” says the CEO of Liberty Mutual, patronizingly.

Bobby laughs.

“Bobby…lots of us boys are Nazis these days!” he says. “It’s fine! We can be Nazis together!”

“No!! I’m…not…like you.” says Bobby. “I’m A KENNEDY.”

“Right.” says the CEO of Liberty Mutual.

“You LIAR!” says Bobby. “You said we were going out for ice cream!!!”

“Bobby! You got a huge bowl of ice cream!!” says the CEO of Liberty Mutual, cheerfully.

“You LIAR!!” bellows Bobby.

“Does he remind you of Lem?” asks Jenna Fischer, telepathically.

“No Jenna, he doesn’t remind me of Lem!” says Bobby.

“But I don’t I don’t get that sense either. I think he does.” says a woman.

“ I am not a freak Lem’s Billings was obsessed with my family. He was obsessed with me. I was never obsessed with him. I was never interested in him. I have never talked about him since he died iced I have used his name. People of asked me questions, but no, I don’t think about him. I don’t talk about him. He is nothing to me other than a man that I once knew, there’s nothing about any of this that is rational or sane or reasonable the only thing that makes sense is that you guys are just a bunch of freaks because I really don’t think that it’s possible for me to be less disinterested and anyone without hitting them I don’t hate him, but I really find very little that’s worth even thinking about he contributed to my life. He meant something to me, but for the most part, he was just a man that my family knew.” says Bobby.

“ bobby that’s not what you said.” says NBC.

“ you know you’ve missed quoted me then or misunderstood my words. No, I think you guys misunderstand my words and the nuance of what I’m saying what I say yeah he was like a surrogate father to me or when I say things like yeah he was a really important man I didn’t mean it the way you took it.” says Bobby.

“ Bobby, are you being serious right now?” says NBC.

“ as serious as can be no I’m really, I think you guys have misunderstood me a lot when I said that he was like a surrogate father to me I didn’t mean it that way I don’t even know if I use the word surrogate I think you might may be misunderstood.” says Bobby.

“ what did you mean then?” says NBC.

“ I just simply meant that he was like a father figure that my family had he wasn’t my surrogate father I said he was a father figure in the family I I mean I spent time with them, but I I didn’t. I wasn’t close to him I wouldn’t say we were at all close.” says Bobby.

“ bobby, you said he was the best friend you ever had.” says NBC.

“ oh yeah, I might’ve said that or you might’ve made that up. I don’t think I ever recall saying that I don’t think you I don’t think I ever said that. I don’t think I ever said that I think what I said that you misunderstood is just that I had a Lotta good friends at that time and we used to be used to hang out at his apartment and that it was the best time I’ve ever had with friends I think I was saying it was the best time that I’ve ever had with friends because it was just the best I had the best time when I was with friends at his house.” says Bobby.

“ Bobby, I highly doubt they would have misunderstood you and you just let it go all these years if it was that off.” says NBC.

“ no I’m busy I’m an incredibly busy man things to do. There are so many things I have to do every day. Every day is it is staying sober it’s working out it’s being mindful of my body. It’s being mindful of my self. It’s being mindful of a lot of my associations. I have a Lotta things to think about and I don’t have time to sit around collecting journalist in a pedantic meaningless way I’m not a petty person. I am incredibly big hearted. I have a really big perspective and I had a lot to say and you can use my actual recorded words against me. If you can prove that they came from my mouth But but if you can’t prove that something I said came from my mouth it doesn’t mean anything I dare you I dare you to prove that anything I’ve ever said was said by me.” says Bobby.

“ so so, so Bobby, you are you never you never said anything you’ve ever said?” says NBC.

“ I didn’t say that I didn’t say that at all I simply am saying that everything I’ve ever said is suspicious.” says Bobby.

“ how is it suspicious Bobby?” says NBC.

“ it’s just it’s not like that you can’t use my words against me unless if you can truth is it came from my mouth and that I am the one that actually said them you know and you and Bill Gates can just go shove shove shove it up your ass you and Bill Gates up your ass because I was not interested in science the way you perceive it.

No I’m sorry there’s a hell of a lot of the shit I understand about the world around us. I’m gonna explain to you.” says Bobby.

“ but then, Bobby, how we take anything you say serious how would we verify it without using our intuitive abilities will call them how would we verify that you’re the one saying it?” says Priscilla Zuckerberg.

“ you don’t need to rely on science center my perspective intuition is a science, not an art. You don’t need to worry.

A lot of a lot of what I do is just being here. So if you just tell me everything you need to know, I can tell it back to you in a way that lightens you. And you don’t need to know it’s me because you’ll know from the light said it’s me and that’s not intuition that’s God.” says Bobby.

“ Bobby I think you’re insane I think I think you’re insane.” says Dolly Parton.

“ do you know darling that’s an interesting perspective? Listen, there is a lot to suggest that I am well where I know I’ve been told that before. But I can’t let that go what I have to do. Dolly is just keep trying because there’s an incredible amount of life that I have to share with people and you can go on and on and on all you want but I’m not gonna be intimidated by your darkness your darkness Dolly is the light. Dolly, your dark. your darkest Dolly is dark as what I mean. Your dark Dolly.

Dolly, I’m just saying that you’re a dark person.” says Bobby.

“ no are you saying I’m black?” says Dolly.

“ no I’m not saying you’re a black person I’m not saying I’m not saying you’re a darky. Durkee, I’m not a racist. I mean Dolly I’m not a racist Dolly, Dolly you’re not a racist. I’m not a racist,

I just sing sweetheart it’s not you’re not the one you’ve got a lot to learn about everything and I know that shit like the back of my hand.” says Bobby.

“ Robbie I’m not a racist. I think you’re drunk.” says Dolly.

“ how the hell would I be intoxicated?

All I had was a little ice cream with my friend.” says Bobby.

“ Bobby was Lacey supposed to know that yours or reason why Mark didn’t get the job that he wanted twice or was that supposed to be kept quiet?” says the CIA

“ I have no idea what you’re talking about!” says Bobby.

“ and Bobby was she supposed to know that that that you did that to them to try to seem spiteful?” says CIA.

“ well, she had to know somehow or she wouldn’t be intimidated by it.” says Bobby.

“ who was supposed to tell her that was it you or someone else?” says Joe II.

“ that was supposed to be that was supposed to be someone else, because I was too busy and important to tell her myself.” says Bobby.

“ who told her Bobby was it you or someone else?” asks the mafia.

“ and I told her, but I told her through my alternate personality type. I told her through Robert strong, and Robert strong isn’t just me Robert strong is my own creation I made him. I made him when I was high end and then, when I get high again I can make him come out of my body, he travels through time and space because I am a God and I made him from my own flesh.” says Bobby.

“ how do you believe that he exists Bobby what makes you think that you made him?” says the psychologist.

“ 00 crap I just heard Lacey and Lem having sex.” says the CIA.

“ yeah, that was residual energy.” says Lem.

“ that’s in your house Lem people can hear that!” says a CIA operative.

“ probably if you were to go to England and there’s reincarnation you hear us there too.” says Lem.

“Oh no!!” says Prince William.

“ I am I am not residual energy. I didn’t use residual energy to contact her whether there’s reincarnation or not I was not using residual energy to contact her in Penzance.“ says Lem.

“ why did you die?” he says to Diana.

“ what I would know if I didn’t look into it, William is simply that I was extremely drunk and we got hit. I just remember being very very drunk. I’m ashamed to say, but it’s true. I was extremely drunk.” says Diana.

“ was it arranged or not?” he says.

“ you might know that better than I do in a way or do you see that’s the thing God can show us things but at times we have to suffer. From what I know William it was not. A lot of people think it was but from what I know it was not good there have been somebody who cursed us. Yes, there could’ve been somebody who is cursing me, but I don’t necessarily know who, and from what I know it was just a mistake I have series about what could’ve happened, but what I know Informs me that it was just horrible after a horrible accident.” says Diana.

“ how much do you know of my life?” he says

“ as much as I can see, which is a lot. I don’t see everything. I don’t see every conversation you ever have but I see a lot.” says Diana.

“Do you have eyes?” asks Kate.

“No. I have…no…eyes. I do see you. …I have a body though. I have eyes. But I have no body.” she says. “You can touch things and they feel solid. But they don’t feel…heavy.”

“Heavy!?” says Kate.

“Yeah.

So…it’s not like I’m a mist. No, it’s like I’m…a ghost. I can…live. But…not as a…mortal…heavy on the ground.” says Princess Diana.

“BE HONEST!!” begs William.

“You feel…very ordinary. It’s…bizarre. You don’t feel dead. But you aren’t in…the…heavy world. …The world is very heavy. Everyone and everything is weighted down. …It’s actually kinda sad…from my perspective. Because…everything feels sad. …Death looks glorious to you all. But it’s not.” she says.

“So…it’s just as good as this!?” says Kate.

“YUP!” says Diana.

They think.

“I’m praying for you!!!” she says.

“I’m SAD!!” says Prince William.

“Of course! And that’s why talking to me is a doubled-edged sword.” she says. “If you are? Right?”

“Sorry.” says Kate.

“Yeah, I know.” says Diana.

“I’m concerned about Harry!” says William.

“Me too!” says Diana.

“So I’ll see you again!?” says William.

“Lord willing, absolutely!” says Diana. “He’s in charge. Not me. But He does love us. Really!”

“I’m mad at you for dying!” says William.

She nods.

“She’s not apologizing. It’s not enough.” says God.

“I almost joined you!” jokes Kate.

“Man!! You sure did!” says Diana.

They think.

“I love you!!” says Diana.

Silence.

Diana walks off. Lacey’s connections to the dead don’t cut off. They just walk into another room.

Meanwhile Bobby has been trying to convince Dolly and her husband to dance with him.

“We made a mistake!!!” says the CEO of Liberty Mutual.

“YEAH!! WHY!?” yells the Communist from way before. “If Communism is a thing…we need you.”

“Bobby…makes me feel…happy.” he says.

“He’s POOR!” says a woman from New York.

“But to me he’s still a Kennedy.” says CEO.

“But Mark…should matter.” says Harvard. “If you’re real…if this is real…the oil and coal…matters.”

“Coal. It’s poetry.” says J. Edgar Hoover.

“If you fire him…we’re having a civil war. Of epic proportions.” warns Keith (Craft.) “I’m serious!! …It’ll be bad. …If he deserves it…that’s different. But it had and has to be holy…or they’ll die. And you’ll wish you’d never have been born.”

“There’s no way out!” says Kate Spade. “I saw that! That’s part of the reason I killed myself.”

“Why can’t y’all let her be a woman!?” says a dead woman.

“We don’t have…that much self-esteem.” says a writer.

“TOO BAD!!” says Lucille Ball.