“This Is Why” by Lem

It’s extremely unlikely this woman is sincere. It’s possible. But it’s EXTREMELY unlikely.

What’s more likely is that it was written to mock my wife, Lacey, who’s name on Fragrantica is MuirinS. She knew that when she read it…years ago…and that’s why she deleted her post (review). What you can’t seem to EVER comprehend is that you’re PATHETIC and INCREDIBLY WRONG.

…Lacey loved vintage Chanel No. 22 for completely brilliant…completely INTELLIGENT reasons. …Instead of ASKING HER WHY…you made HUGE ASSUMPTIONS…

And now…because some dumbass Black woman helped you…stupidly assuming Lacey is racist…a Nazi is running the country who may or may not be a NAZI RACIST.

She wasn’t being classist or dense. Your hatred of her was based on your PSYCHOTIC NARCISSISM. And your ignorance. And your stupidity. And your MASSIVE jealousy of her.

“Yeah…umm…I was the one that did a lot of that shit because I stole Chanel 22 from her and then everyone just thought it was the coolest thing ever. The irony is that that isn’t even like a good perfume for her so I was just doing her a favor…but none of you all realize that because you’re stupid as fuck!” says Casi, drunk in the future.

“We were supposed to be mocking your tone because sometimes you sounded really elegant and rich and then sometimes you sounded stupid and ditzy, and Casi pointed that out to us!” yells Dmitry.

“Oh that’s not accurate. You guys are dumb as fuck.

That’s not how it sounded. You’re

purposely contorting her words in your head because you’re dumb as fuck and uneducated and Dmitry your wife is an impoverished Eastern European whore? Does she sleep with you because she has no other way to provide food for herself you cuck!?” says Tsar Putin. “Does she have to bring her ‘A Game” to you every day or be out on the street?”